I'm gonna make this 1st before i make my version of hank vs chara
Description[]
Undertale vs Madness combat, The battle of undeads
Intro[]
Maddy: You know, I wonder how it feels like being undead
Yelly: Well you could be a zombie neither skeleton
Maddy: Yeah just like these two
Yelly: Tricky the clown, The psychotic clown from madness combat
Maddy: And sans the lazy bonehead he's Yelly and i'm Maddy
Yelly: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills and find out who would win...A DEATH BATTLE
Sans[]
(cue Sans)
Maddy: Ah you know, I'm always lazy as heck, Just kidding
Yelly: Uh, Mado, The battle isn't over yet, You dont have time for puns
Maddy: Alright sorry Yellow
Yelly: Sans is capable of harming frisk normally by slamming them into walls and can even bypass conventional durability via SOUL Magic
Maddy: And sans's karmatic retribution also works on bad people and if you're good it's useless for you, sans is also capable of dodging knives and empty guns with teleportation the beams of the Gaster Blasters move faster than Frisk's and Sans's moves
Yelly: Sans is less durable than several monsters Frisk is able to one-shot from the start of the game, and is statistically weaker than Monster Kid, And don't forget sans has only one hp, And sans is also hard to kill with teleportation
Maddy: Sans is also good at making jokes, He is one of the guards of snowdin village, And also lazy and frivolous with a knack on making puns and jokes, Just like me!
Yelly: Come on Mado, The battle isn't over yet, You can't make puns yet
Maddy: Alright alright i'll take it seriously this time, Sans was able to lock his opponent in place so neither of them will be able to do anything and could tell how many times Frisk died by looking at their expressions and that Frisk tried to spare him
Yelly: But when you spare sans he'll actually kill you
Maddy: I know yellow, sans has proven himself to be extremely observant and dangerous when pushed too far, when he is angry he eventually goes on far too far
Yelly: Don't forget, without telekinesis, Sans is the weakest Monster in the underground, even below Monster Kid in terms of raw strength, his ATK and DEF are equal to each other. His stats make him superior to Glad Dummy
Maddy: So...Sans would need a telekinesis to be strong huh?
Yelly: Of course, Sans has a very low defense, he is lazy and he sleeps alot, Sans has an average stats as he was able to repeatedly dodge blows from Frisk, though after a while he showed obvious signs of tiring
Maddy: Welp, He might need some water if he is tired
Tricky[]
(Cue Clown Theme)
Yelly: alright now we're in nevada
Maddy: This clown has got to be better jokes, Tricky is also able to kill Jebus and Hank By cleaving off their heads with his bare hands, And tricky was also being controlled by The Auditor that makes him turn himself into a demon form
Yelly: Also tricky with the Portable Improbability Drive Allows the user to warp reality and cause improbable things to happen, though its effects don't seem fully controllable
Maddy: Also Tricky is a superior to Mag Agent: Torture by a substantial amount who can easily fodderizes hank
Yelly: And also tricky is also skilled at martial arts, He can barely rip off heads with his bare hands
Maddy: Also tricky's best weapon is the stop sign and in expurgation, he has multiple of armies that has alot of weapons like shields,guns and even more
Yelly: In avenger madness combat episode, tricky turned the sun into a person, Also tricky's best power is the psychic and revival, Means he can revive himself or bring a dead person back to life
Maddy: Oh damn, Tricky's revival is insane, And plus he can also manipulate fire on his 3rd form
Yelly: But when tricky's improbable drive was harmed tricky would shrink, And also once it got hit again, Tricky would go back to his base zombie form
Maddy: Tricky's fault is that he was killed by jebus,hank and sanford, But also in a 9.1 episode tricky has a lightning manipulator, But in that episode he didn't show too much powers, Just lightnings and Teleported away
Yelly: uhhh Mado, we are not going to include his 9.1 powers, We are talking about his 3 to 11 feats
Yelly: Alright alright then sorry
Yelly: Anyways, Tricky was able to speedblitz hank and rip off his head with ease, and is even fast enough to dodge bullets
Maddy: Tricky can also survive getting stabbed,shot and others and also with his reality warping he can transform the sun into a person
Yelly: But also tricky can summon buildings with agents inside, and those agents were his army
Death Battle[]
Yelly: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once in for all
Maddy: Alright, It's time to begin the death battle!
The screen is pointed in frisk's feet walking on the tiles of the last corridor and in a moment, it stopped
Sans: It's a beautiful day outside....Birds are singing.....Flowers are blooming......
A green hand suddenly grabs frisk by the head and puts in on it's side ways and it was the familiar green clown
Sans: Oh so you brought yourself some friend huh?
As frisk walks away and a bone grew on the ground, Instantly killing frisk
Tricky: HEY!
Sans: You're next....
Tricky: OH SO YOU WANNA FIGHT HUH? THEN LET'S DANCE
Tricky pulls out his stop sign as sans summons the bones and tricky hit his stop sign crushing all of the bones that sans threw, Tricky dashes at Sans while sans closes his eyes
Tricky: YOUR MAKING THIS WAY EASY FOR M-
As tricky hits his stop sign at sans, Sans teleported away as sans' eye glows blue
Sans: You won't be easy
Bones grow on the ground as it hits tricky in the chest and stomach, causing him to yell in pain
As both gaster blasters appears and charging at tricky, The blasters fired as tricky was sent out flying, The smoke covered everything
But as the smoke fades tricky lands finely
Tricky: FUCK YOU
Tricky dashes at sans rapidly punching him but sans blocked it with the cross bone
As tricky spins his hand and punched once again, The cross bone broke
Sans: Uh oh
Sans teleported quickly and summoned more bones firing it at tricky, As tricky stepped on a blue bone, Tricky was unable to escape
Tricky: WHAT THE
Tricky tried his best to escape but more bones are surrounding him while tricky keeps trying. the bones suddenly hit him, Getting him accidentally freed from the blue bone, Tricky lays on the ground injured as he takes off his mask and gasping for breath
Sans suddenly walks towards tricky as sans says a few things
Sans: Feeling tired yet?
Tricky didn't respond but just jumped out far away from sans, As tricky suddenly dashes with his fist closed and almost hit sans
Sans grabbed him by telekinesis and slamming it all over the last corridor and slamming it on the floor once again as sans was about to attack, Tricky was gone
???: OVER HERE BONEFUCK
Sans looks behind him and tricky was floating
Sans: Whoa you can fly?
Tricky: YES I CAN DIPSHIT
The camera went on a stop sign as it floats towards tricky and tricky grabbing it
Tricky suddenly stops floating
Tricky: NOW DIE
Tricky keeps swinging his stop sign at the skeleton but the skeleton keeps up dodging it, A random bone suddenly appeared and hit tricky on the face, making him angrier, More bones grows on the floor as tricky just rolls all over it until he reaches to sans Tricky once again swinged his stop sign but sans dodged it, As sans seemed sweating
Tricky: GRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tricky points his sign at sans and started spinning to swing it
Sans: Uh oh..
Sans dodges it multiple times but with no warning, Multiple of bones suddenly grows, impaling all to tricky
Sans: Phew...
Sans rests thinking tricky was dead
The camera points at tricky's corpse as the head starts burning and turning into a skeleton, Tricky suddenly turns into a beast roaring in anger
Sans: Again.....
Sans threw all bones at demon tricky but tricky grabbed all of em, Sans fires a gaster blaster but tricky replied with a fire ball
Tricky: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Tricky suddenly throws a fireball and finally hitting sans and disintigrating him
K.O
Tricky is seemed walking away and getting out of the last corridor and fighting asgore
As the Mercenary enters the last corridor and the Green Striped Child Was about to enter the last corridor
Results[]
(Cue S.S.H Decisive Battle)
Maddy: Whoa
Yelly: This matchup is pretty close but tricky blitzes sans with a little effort
Maddy: Can't Sans just use his karmatic retribution to kill tricky?
Yelly: That would be though, Sans is much faster than tricky but tricky would still speedblitz sans, And sure sans would beat tricky in base form but in skeleton form sans wouldn't stand a chance, Have you ever saw sans fighting someone bigger than him? Nope
Maddy: While sans can physically harm frisk, Tricky in madness combat 11 can control the entire of hell
Yelly: And even without his mc11 feats, Tricky still pretty much takes the cake here, Tricky could physically kill hank who is enough to dodge bullets
Maddy: And tricky could even summon multiple of buildings that have lots of agents
Yelly: Well sans can actually kill those agents but tricky's Nevadean residents can become stronger under the influence of fear and/or anger, and gain an even larger stat boost when ecstatic
Maddy: Tricky has Has blitzed Hank on multiple occasions. Means he can do the same with sans or could even burn the entire hall where sans can't dodge, And if they are not in the hall, Tricky could still take the win by summoning lot's of agents
Yelly: But if you were talking about the human tricky, Well it would not be a fair fight, Tricky has Survived a train exploding which is sans has never shown to survive of
Maddy: Tricky can also kill jebus who Tore off the top half of a building with his telekinesis, and can easily tear apart and vaporize Agents
Yelly: Sans might have better hax but tricky could still blitz in many ways
Maddy: Looks like Sans can't really kill the clown and the clown kills sans
Yelly: The winner is Tricky
Comparison:
Sans Loser:
+Karmatic Retribution would be useful
+Can beat Base Tricky
=Faster
+Have Better Hax
-Only has 1 hp
-Has no chance for demon tricky
Tricky Winner:
+Durability
-Can be affected by Karmatic Retribution
=Faster
-Hax
+Transformations
-Gets beaten in base form
Alternative Ending[]
Sans: wait Stop!
Tricky then slides his foot and then says a few words
Tricky: WHAT IS IT SKELETON
Sans: Don't you get tired of this, Come on, Let's get some break
Tricky: Oh great idea!
The screen is showed that both sans and tricky buying hotdogs and eating together with it
Meanwhile Both A kid with one stripe And A Guy with Red Glasses Did a confuse face