Sans vs Jack Frost is the seventh episode of DoctorDoomBestBoy's Revamped Death Battles. It pits Sans from Undertale against Jack frost from Shin Megami Tensei in a battle between blue-clad, white-colored comic relief poster monsters.
Introduction[]
Wiz: The poster boy. Even though it may not always be the protagonist themself, these characters are synonymous with their franchises.
Boomstick: But these two are popular for more than their franchises- they're meme kings.
Wiz: Sans the Skeleton, Undertale's wise-cracking bonehead.
sans: heya.
Boomstick: And Jack Frost, the lovable snowman from Shin Megami Tensei!
Jack Frost: Hee-ho!
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Sans[]
Wiz: A long time ago, humans and monsters lived together in harmony. However, all alliances are rooted in fear. It was this fear that would overtake the human race. Causing an incredibly one-sided war.
Boomstick: More like a massacre! One human alone could kill every single monster at once!
Wiz: And so, the monsters were forced Underground.
Jack Frost[]
Pre-Fight[]
sans: alrighty, the analyses are over!
Jack Frost: And that means only one thing, hee-ho!
sans: what's it mean, jack?
Jack Frost: It means we're ready for a HEE HO DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
Snowdin was livelier than usual.
"Hee-ho! Hee-ho! Come one, come all, hee-ho! For Jack Frost's magical Hee-Ho Sideshow!" The voice that ran through the tiny village was childish and bubbly, excited to be in Snowdin. The voice belonged to a petite little snowman monster, who wore a blue jester's cap with a yellow smiley face on it, as well as frills around his neck. His beady black eyes seemed to be looking for trouble as he leapt up and down on a stage. Nearly every citizen of Snowdin was gathered around the stage, waiting for Jack Frost's Hee-Ho Sideshow!
One citizen in particular was very excited.
"NYEH HEH HEH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, BROTHER! A CIRCUS, HERE IN THIS TINY LITTLE TOWN?!" This voice belonged to a very tall skeleton, wearing a bleached-white Royal Guard armor with a red scarf. As this jubilant skeleton would have you believe, he was a Royal Guardsman in training, the Great Papyrus!
"heh, i can't quite believe it either, bro. we're really gettin' lucky, huh? we'll catch a human next. i feel it in my bones." The pun-maker was a shorter skeleton with a blue hoodie, and untied blue sneakers. While Papyrus was springy and lively, his brother, Sans, was laid back and relaxed. Hands in pockets, he winked at his brother, who promptly facepalmed.
"SANS! I WON'T HAVE YOU RUINING THIS EVENT FOR ME WITH YOUR PUNS!" Papyrus exclaimed, gently hitting Sans on the head with a detached arm, then quickly put it back.
"heh, sorry, bro. i should keep of the puns. i've got a skele-ton more in stock."
As Papyrus let out a yell of frustration, Jack Frost's performance began.. as he immediately started being, a, ahem, huge prick.
"Oof!"
"Hey, you kicked me!"
"Incoming snowman, hee-ho!"
"My antlers aren't a trapeze- AH!"
"HEY! Stop it!"
"Nah, don't. Jerry deserves- NO! THAT'S MY HAT!"
In a flash, Jack Frost had caused a huge ruckus, displeasing everyone as he'd chipped Ice Cap's hat, dragged Gyftrot to the floor, kicked Snowdrake in the face, and stopped to tap dance on Jerry's head. As an enraged Ice Cap dashed forward, but the snowman was just too fast, as he backflipped off Jerry- and accidentally kicked Papyrus's head off his shoulders.
The skeleton didn't even have time to let out a surprised 'nyeh' before Sans had dragged Jack through the snow and dirt, then slamming him up onto the ceiling of the cavern. Jack Frost fell down, before looking up at Sans, eye sockets completely blank.
"heh, trust me, pal.. if there weren't innocent eyes on us.."
Sans' eye suddenly flashed a bright blue, and with a dead serious tone, he said this-
"You'd be dead where you stand."
FIGHT!
Results[]
Trivia[]
- Sans and Jack Frost are both the white-colored blue-wearing mascot monsters of their respective games, that live in a snowy area. As well as being the most popular character in their series, they're also aware of the fourth wall. They've also been memed to hell as the comic relief.
- This is the first MU I've written that I've created.