Sanderson Sisters Battle Royale
Season 3, Episode 4
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Air date March 13, 2015
Written by Maxevil
Directed by Maxevil
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Hulk vs. Savage Dragon Winifred Sanderson vs Audrey II

The Sanderson Sisters Battle Royale is a What-if Death Battle.


Winifred vs Mary vs Sarah! Which witch from Disney's Hocus Pocus is the deadliest witch of this Death Battle?


Wiz: Witches, the most hated killers of humanity, and in this Death Battle, we will pit the three most popular witches...

Boomstick: The Sanderson Sisters!!! Sorry, just so excited!

Wiz: Right you are Boomstick, the Sanderson Sisters made of Winifred Sanderson, Mary Sanderson, and Sarah Sanderson; all three from the Disney movie, Hocus Pocus, will be this episode's main combatants.

Boomstick: Plus, the Winning bitchy witch will step up on an upcoming episode against the mystery opponent on the next Death Battle!  He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, & skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.


Wiz: Winifred Sanderson is somewhat the eldest of the three sisters.

Boomstick: Mainly she comes up with the devious plot of absorbing the souls of kids.

Wiz: when she does fight, she uses her famous electrokinetic powers.

Boomstick: Giving her foes quite a shock like being covered in so many tasers.

Wiz: She can also use that electricity to move certain things around as well.

Boomstick: Like the time she moved Max Denison after he accidentally resurrected her back to life.

Wiz: And though there are times that she relies on her book, which is not allowed, she can be quite deadly to dish up any attack to her targets.

Boomstick: That will make her so unpredictable.

Winifred: "Oh look. Another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!"


Wiz: Mary is known to be the middle of the sisters.

Boomstick: Yikes, she really reminds me of my ex-wife!

Wiz: True, she is overweight and rather dimwitted, but she can be just as deadly when she gets her chance.

Boomstick: She has only one well known technique, which is the fact that she can sniff out kids, just like a hound can do to foxes.

Wiz: But like any other witch, she can use magic to fight off their foes.

Boomstick: So when she lacks in brains, and maybe a proper diet, she makes up with being deadly, right?

Wiz: In layman's terms, I guess.

Mary: "I smell children!"


Wiz: Sarah Sanderson is known to be the youngest of the sisters.

Boomstick: Now that's a witch that I would rather sleep in bed with.

Wiz: Well, it's true, that she is gorgeous, she gets the attention of men and boys most often.

Boomstick: Like how she stole Billy from Winifred back then.

Wiz: Right, but back to the topic at hand, like any witch, she can cause magical attacks on her foes.

Boomstick: She also has a singing voice that acts in the same manner as the sirens of mythical time to hypnotize the minds of young children so she and her sisters can absorb the souls of the kids.

Wiz: Well, that is quite intriguing.

Boomstick: You learn something new everyday, Wiz.

Sarah: "I am Beautiful; boys will love me!"


In the house of the Sanderson sisters, a delinquent trespasses and lights up a black candle. But then, the Sanderson sisters arrive through magic when the candle is lit.

All three sisters: We're back!

They then capture their intruding guest, tie him up and make a potion for him. They managed to do so, unfortunately though, there is only one of their intruder, so the witches decide to fight for him.


Mary tries to use her magic balls on Sarah, but Sarah twirls them toward Winifred, who blocks them with her electricity. Winifred then uses her electricity to shock her sisters but they dodge on time, They then decide to take their fight in the sky so they don't try to destroy their intruder, then they keep flying around giving series of magic ball shots until Mary and Sarah crash into each other, while Winifred gains her chance to shock her sisters to their demise and death.

Winifred: "Now with my sisters out of the way..."

She the uses the potion on her intruder while it is still night, and sucks his soul.



Boomstick: Well, that was shocking!

Wiz: True, that Winifred's Sisters had no any other special attack like fire and ice, not to mention their low I.Q.'s were no help to neither one, Winifred gains her chance to kill her sisters and claim her prize.

Boomstick: I guess she was the one who always had the "Soul-ution" of this witchy fight.

Wiz:The Winner is Winifred Sanderson.

Boomstick: And now, Winifred's mysterious opponent to be revealed who is also from a comical horror musical, The Audrey II plant from "Little Shop of Horrors"!


  • This is Maxevil's twenty-second Death Battle episode.
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