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Danganronpa VS Mario.Two strong,fist swinging beings who terrify any enemies that try to start up with them,their friends and their things that are close to them(Ogami Clan and Bannanas) yet,are actually friendly despite popular belief(in universe) are going to clash?Who will be the winner?
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Wiz:With great strength comes great perks.Such as more power to your fist attacks and terrifying your enemies.
Boomstick:Still not enough for you?Ok,well how about the fact that it's perfect if any tries to start some sh*t with you or something related to you.
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Wiz:Sakura Ogami.One of the strongest humans in Danganronpa.
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Boomstick:And Donkey Kong.The banana loving ape.He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick!
Wiz:And it's our job to analyze their weapons,armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Sakura Ogami:[]
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Wiz:The Ogami clan.A long running family with a history of having some of the strongest of warriors,training to exceed beyond human capabilities.One of them was Sakura herself.
Boomstick:Yeah,this family consists of a bunch of bad*sses that would make Mortal Kombat fighters look like wimps in comparison and Sakura is no diffrent.Growing up fighting people on a daily basis,she eventually managed to defeat her father!
Wiz:Going forward from that victory,she had a desire to become the strongest human in the world.Mainly to prove the people who said that a woman couldn't do it wrong.
Boomstick:Uh...Wiz?Just look at this girl and her record of people she defeated.I think she's proved it already.
Wiz:Maybe just like how any Ogami would,she decided to push beyond that and become rivals with someone who already held that title:A man named Kenshiro.
Boomstick:Unfortunately,Sakura couldn't win.But hey!Not only did they become rivals,but they were also in a relationship!Who would've thought that battles to the death result in romance in the end?
Wiz:But one day,Kenshiro came down with a terminal illness.Knowing his fate was to be met in 6 months,he gave his title to Sakura.
Boomstick:Though the emontional moment kinda dies down when it's shown he survived it.Guess that's what you get for trying to kill the strongest man in the world....Holy crap.Wiz,i think we just found the son of Chuck Norris!I knew it runs in the family!
Wiz:...Sakura would go on to attend Shiranui High School.During this time,she was scouted to join Hope's Peak, special,goverment funded school that intends to give the young a strong future one can only obtain through here,as the Ultimate Martial Artist.
Boomstick:The poor girl can't catch a break.Even after that,it's shown that her classmate,Junko Enoshima AKA the b*tch that gets off to despair, had a plan to destroy the world.
Wiz:So she was placed under protection from the headmaster but even then,that wasn't enough.Junko erased her memories and forced her to participate in her killing game.
Boomstick:Though for someone like her,that shouldn't be to hard.I mean,we already clarified she had the talent of Ultimate Martial Artist!
Wiz:Not only does this talent mean she's strong in melee combat,it also means she knows a varity of martial arts.Including Akido,Karate and her personal favorite:Mixed Martial Arts.
Boomstick:AKA The fighting style that involves,oh,you know,a mix of almost every martial art in the world!It's like an all you can eat buffet thrown into your face!Literally!
Wiz:Sakura is also capable of using a move called Shukuchi which is a massively fast attacking technique.
Boomstick:Sakura,as you guessed,has no shortage of feats.She defeated 400 people in combat,won a martial arts tournament and defeated people in her dojo,her father included!Meanwhile,the only win i ever got against my dad was a bet over a football game!
Wiz:She was also able to battle a Monokuma unit,Kenshiro,Mukuro Ikusaba,honestly,she didn't get her talent for nothing.She's blatantly shown to be a powerful fighter.Likewise,her unfortunate suicide is what saved everyone from dying.
Boomstick:Let's be real Wiz,she was to bad*ss for this world so she went out in the most bad*ss way possible.
Wiz:Sakura's iconic feats lie into her strength,Being able to grapple other fighters,lift massive plates of steel and fight on par with a Monokuma unit.Which are robotic bears that can eat humans alive.She can also fight on par with Mukuro Ikusaba,who was dubbed as the Ultimate Soldier and can destroy 100 Monokuma Units.
Boomstick:The Ultimate Soldier battling the Ultimate Mixed Martial Artist?Now that's a fight i'd bring popcorn to see!...Too bad it was never animated!
Wiz:And while she wasn't able to beat him,the fact that Kenshiro gave his title of strongest human to her and were rivals implies that she can be scaled to him.Seeing how he held that title,that means he should be stronger than Nekomaru Nidai.
Boomstick:Nekomaru,and i sh*t you not,took a dump that was so powerful,it created a huge crater(*starts laughing like crazy*) how is this even possible!?Did he eat like,a 100 meals at Outback SteakHouse Extreme!?All of this is why he's one of my favorite characters!...How much toilet paper do you think he needed after doing that?
Wiz:...I'm not even gonna remotely answer that.What i will answer is that this feat was calced at 58.89 kilotons of TNT or,58,890 tons of TNT.Sakura was also stated by the creator of the franchise that she's strong enough to beat Juzo Sakakura,the Ultimate Boxer who can survive missile strikes.And fight against Genocide Jack.
Boomstick:Yup!You heard Wiz,this girl was able to battle the crazy as hell boy serial killer herself!And she was strong enough to defeat a large *ss Monokuma unit with Komaru.Said large *ss robot created an explosion when it died that split a cloud!Damn,and here i thought Danganronpa was only about trials and sh*t!
Wiz:And that whole explosion was strong enough to go at 93.132 kilotons of TNT or,93,132 tons of TNT.Which is stronger than Nekomaru's feat of destroying a crater.Sakura is also strong enough to destroy a Mecha created by Kazuichi Soda and Sonia Nevermind.
Boomstick:And this girl comes in with some pretty extreme durability feats!She can take hits from Monokuma and Ch-Kenshiro who can match her strength.What a champ!And she can take hits from the previously mentioned Genocide Jack and Mukuro.
Wiz:She also usurpingly very fast.She capable of keeping up with a Monokuma unit.Who'sfast enough to hit a storm of baseballs at an extreme rate of speed.She can also keep up with Mukuro who can blitz said Monokuma units and dodge bullets.
Boomstick:This girl can also keep up ol' Jack who can react to missiles.And remember that Shukuchi move she can use?Apparently,it involves her going at speeds at 500km just to use it!500km is at least 310 MPH in case you needed it in english numbers.But best of all,she can throw a punch so fast it ignites the hydrogen in the air!And to top that?Sakura can travel from Japan to the Czech Republic in one second!ONE!Because who needs airplanes am i right?
Wiz:Clocking in MACH 26,475!That's over 20 million MPH!So Sakura clearly didn't get Kenshiro's title for nothing.Combined with all of these other feats of course.Furthermore,you'd expect her to be the classic "Brains over brawn brute".But surprise surprise,She's actually,smarter than she looks.She can keep her wits in the class trials and was able to hide the fact she was a mole working for Monokuma.Not to mention,the fact that she's a combat pragmist.
Boomstick:Sakura is,without a doubt,one of the strongest visual novel characters to exist,but even she has her weaknesses.I know,i was as shocked as y'all were when i found out.No really,how the hell does someone like Sakura have weaknesses?!
Wiz:Because Sakura is still a mortal human being.As such,she can be knocked out with enough force and as we've previously stated,poisoning can also kill her.Also,she doesn't really use weapons or ranged attacks,instead preferring to fight with fists.And while she's a capable fighter,she can be matched and even defeated by stronger opponents like Kenshiro himself.She may also be very strong but sometimes her strength has limits.like when she couldnt break through the steel walls keeping her stuck in the killing game.
Boomstick:Yeah,yeah,whatever.Point is,Sakura will wreck you if you try to start up with her.So thank g-d she's on the side of good!Otherwise the entire world,hell,maybe even the universe,would bow to her out of fear!
Wiz:Sakura Ogami will forever go down as one of the worlds greatest martial artist.You'll fistfight many opponents in your lifetime,but you'll never fistfight someone like the Ogami Clan's very own Sakura herself.
Sakura Ogami:"Chihiro's presence here was...especially weak. Her body, and her soul. To target such a helpless being... It's unforgivable. What a wretched beast to do such a thing... I...I cannot forgive this!"
Donkey Kong:[]
Wiz:Seemingly far from land lies DK island.A huge,flourishing place that's home to the family it's named after:The Kongs.
Boomstick:Y'know Wiz,i've always wondered somthing.What the hell does "Kong" even mean?
Wiz:Well,in the Danish Language, the word "Kong" actually translates to "king" which makes a lot of sense for the family.You see,it all started out in the past when one of the Kongs,Cranky Kong got married to Wrinkly Kong.They would eventually have a son called Donkey Kong Jr. who would also eventually have a son:Donkey Kong.
Boomstick:...Uh...What?Ok first of all why isn't Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong Jr.?Second of all,where is DK Jr and his wife anyways?
Wiz:Probably because it's trying to signify a new genaration of...Kongs?Also, DK JR was never shown after Donkey Kong Country and we've never seen a wife.What we do know, however, that even as a baby, DK was going on adventures and that it's reveled he's one of the seven star children that are destined for greatness.
Boomstick:Considering how he grew up to become the next protecter of DK island itself, it looks like that statement wasn't all crap.Also he...kinda, has a addiction to Bananas like how a crack addict is addicted to crack.
Wiz:Donkey Kong is determine to achieve 2 things: protect both his island and banana hoard from anyone that may pose a threat to it.
Boomstick:Yeah!And that includes some of the deadliest creatures out there!Like crocodiles, uh...penguins and living tikis?...Ok, they had me at crocodiles!
Wiz:Point is, Donkey Kong has a variety of means to ensure his protection works, like the various abilities he picked up during his adventures.One of the most notable of which includes the Giant Punch.
Boomstick:It's no Falcon Punch, but don't be fooled!The Giant Punch can smash through sh*t and send people flying in the air!And he can make it WAYY deadlier by charging it up.He can also bury opponents onto the ground with his headbutt.
Wiz:Donkey Kong also has the Spinning Kong move where he spins his fists around to damage enemies and lightly fly himself into the air.And he can pound the ground to stun and damage nearby enemies, smash anything and anyone underneath.
Boomstick:He can even thunderclap too create shockwaves!Or preform the Super Duper Simian Slam to also smash anything underneath him!
Wiz:With his powerful brute force moves and love for Bananas , Donkey Kong is Quite the achiever.He's protected his island and his Banana hoard from The Kremlings, The Tiki Tak Tribe and The Snowmads.He's traveled through mines, icy climates and has even warped through dimensions through his travels.
Boomstick:And yes, Wiz is sh*tting you not, Donkey Kong has literally warped through dimensions just to stop King K Rool!Holy sh*t, what was Nintendo smoking when they came up with that idea?
Wiz:Donkey Kong has also defeated the Ghastly King and his army.And they conquered the entire jungle.
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Wiz:Alright,the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Death Battle:[]
We open up to the bright and beautiful Donkey Kong Island.A place filled with filled lavish areas and forms of life....as well as tough battles.Like the one happening now, evident from the Kritter that was sent flying onto a palm tree.
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Approaching the Kritter was a incredibly strong figure.A large muscular woman who was widely known as the Super High School Level Martial Artist:Sakura Ogami.
She lifted him in the air with one arm, like he weighed virtually nothing.And was about to throw him until she heard him talk.
Kritter:"Whoa!You're way tougher than the Kongs!Who are you!?"
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Credits:[]
- Idea by:Tragicmidnightcardplayer
- Written by:Tragicmidnightcardplayer
- Thumbnails by:Boomshadow20089 and Bigshark1913 and :Tragicmidnightcardplayer
- Additional editing by:Boomshadow20089