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Popeye VS Saitama is a What-If Death Battle featuring Popeye from Popeye The Sailor and Saitama from One Punch Man which OP cartoon character will win in a DEATH BATTLE!
Description[]
Paramount Pictures VS Madhouse what happens when you put 2 OP cartoon characters to fight each other well you get a epic battle will the sailor man beat the OP superhero or will the battle end in one punch find out in this action packed thrill seeking epic battle its time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Interlude[]
Wiz: OP a word that mean being the strongest person in the world like a transforming super sayin or a superhero and these 2 fit perfectly in that category
Boomstick: Popeye The Sailor Man
Wiz: And Saitama The One Punch Man
Boomstick: He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick
Wiz: And its our job to analyze their Weapons Armor and Skills to find out who will win a DEATH BATTLE!
Popeye[]
Cue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtchH6SfGE
Wiz: Popeye does not have that much of an origin story so we will do only his feats
Boomstick: Yeah like PUNCHING THE MOON OUT OF FUCKING ORBIT!
Wiz: Popeye also survived getting erased by existence by his animater
Boomstick: He also punched Bluto hard to the point of going into time and turning in to a BABY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
Wiz: Popeye also paddled from a far island back to land
Boomstick: What about the time that he punched a hole in his animation reel?
Wiz: He can also survive mind control
Boomstick: He also punched Bluto to the point of blowing up the moon but only crescents were left
Wiz: Popeye has also broke the 4th wall
Boomstick: And thanks to spinach Popeye is immune to magic
Wiz: Popeye can also survive mind control by eating spinach and told Bluto that he was a baby
Boomstick: Popeye also Parted the Red Sea himself which is impossible'
Wiz: Popeye might be the most OP character in fiction
Popeye: I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm strong to the finich Cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Saitama[]
Cue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TUTJ0klnKk
Wiz: Saitama was normal man that wanted a job
Boomstick: After being rejected he thought he had no more purpose in life
Boomstick: Until he wanted to become a super hero
Wiz: After doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and running 10 kilometers every day for 3 years he became the one punch man
Boomstick: he also lost all his hair and gained super human strength
Boomstick: he also kill all his enemys with one punch
Wiz: this is called the normal serious. which is basically Saitama not caring. In this state, Saitama was able to destroy a meteor and one shot many villains. Heck, he'll even let himself get beat up.
Wiz: In the whole series of one punch man he has never been shown to feel pain
Boomstick: his most powerful state called the Serious Series
Wiz: he can destroy clouds and reflect planet destroying lasers with the Serious Punch other notable techniques include the Serious Consecutive Side Hops where he creates after images.
Boomstick: Serious Table Flip is where he flips the battlefield and is also supposed to be a play on words to the meme on the internet
Wiz: and finally there's the Serious Headbutt which can obliterate a monster in one hit
Boomstick: Saitama is fast enough to catch a sword with his teeth and keep up with Speed of Sound Sonic who can move up to Massively Hypersonic speeds.
Wiz: He has also split through the atmosphere and came back to Earth from the moon in 4 seconds and destroyed a mountain with a punch.
Boomstick: But he's pretty cocky and he barely ever tries
Wiz: so no one really knows his true power.
Boomstick: When he does start trying though, his opponents don't last very long.
Wiz: Popeye also gt punched to the moon with no marks
Boomstick: Saitama is the strongest superhero in the world
Saitama: OK
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set lets end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
DEATH BATTLE![]
This fights is taking place in Z City. Popeye is just om vacation and heard that Z City was a great place so he decided to go with Olive Oil. Right when Popeye laid on his bed he heard a noise outside it was a caped bald person fighting a Spiky Haired Person The bald person punched the guy so hard that he exploded with his limbs all over the place. Popeye was disgusted and wanted to confront the bald person so he goes outside and talks to the bald person
Popeye: Hey buddy whats the big idea killing people like that?
Saitama: This guy just attacked me out of nowhere
Popeye: You don't just attack him!
Popeye: Whats your name?
Saitama: My names Saitama and I'm just a superhero for fun
Popeye: Well "Superhero" lets fight
Saitama just looks at him for a couple of second and then speaks
Saitama: OK so serious
Popeye And Saitama both get ready to fight
Fight
Cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lb5bjh6pEY
Both Popeye and Saitama punch each other clashing in kicks and punches. Popeye then punches saitama in the face but that does not effect him. Saitama then punches Popeye in the ribs sending him flying into a building but not damaging him that much.
Popeye: Tough guy eh? Well take this!
Popeye then punches Saitama hard in the face sending him flying into a building. When Saitama got up he had a big cut on his eye but then punching popeye hard to the point of sending him to another building but this time damaging him really bad He had a big cut on both legs and a large cut on is arm. Popeye was pissed so he got out his spinach and ate it in front of Saitama. Popeye was now powered up but Saitama got confused and just looked at him. It was silent for the next seconds until Saitama finally spoke
Saitama: Spinach... really?
Popeye: Yep.
Saitama: Thats what you do when your hurt eat? unbelieva-
but before Saitama could finish that sentence Popeye sent him into space crashing into the moon. Popeye then went up and went on the moon. Saitama was pissed so he decided to end this quickly so he does this series punch
DEATH!
Popeye dodges it by curb stomping Saitama all the was back to earth crashing into the ground. Saitama got up and was paralyzed Popeye then comes back to earth to finish the job he ate the Spinach and got ready to finish Popeye punched saitama in the face so hard that his head came off completely.Popeye looked at Saitamas's dead corpse and said,
Popeye: thats what yoy get for harming other people
Popeye then sand his classic theme song
Popeye: I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm strong to the finich Cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man *Toot Toot*
KO!
Popeye then flexes
While Another Caped Superhero comes and looked at Saitama's dead corpse
Results[]
Cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPs6A4eyBI
Boomstick: Oh no here comes the one punch man fanboys
Wiz: Both Popeye and Saitama are OP characters
Wiz: Both have moon feat that make them OP
Boomstick: But Popeye DESTROYED THE MOON all Saitama did was fall on the moon
Wiz: Popeye also went through time and survived getting erased from existence
Boomstick: Looks like Saitama was deheaded
Wiz: The winner is Popeye the sailor man
Next Time[]
HULK SMASH!
The Hulk Smashes Into DEATH BATTLE!
Description[]
One Punch Man vs Paramount! Two bald headed, overpowered characters from both the East and Western sides of the world are coming together in a fight for the ages! Who wins? The arena looses, that's for sure.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Throughout humankind's tales in our long history, it wasn't uncommon to see depictions of someone who was the world's strongest man. Someone who could take on army after army, fight battle after battle, and yet always come out on top. This trope goes all the way back to the days of old farie tales, and continues to persist into the modern day world.
Boomstick: Indeed it has! Overpowered aliens, Magical Girls, Hellspawns, they come in all different shapes and sizes! But here's the thing though, being overpowered isn't the main idea of their character.. unlike these two.
Wiz: Saitama, the almighty One Punch Man and hero of Z-City!
Boomstick: And Popeye, the spinach eating all out brawling sailor. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win.. a DEATH BATTLE!
Saitama[]
Wiz: Saitama wasn't always a legendary hero.. or bald. In fact, he used to just be an unemployed man on a hunt for a job. Suddenly though, a monster named Crablante was going after a child with a ballsack chin. Being rather nihilistic about the whole thing though, he decided just to let Crablante do his thing. Until suddenly, the crab jumped at the kid. Getting defensive, he ended up ripping the crabs eyes out. The kid went home to tell his Grandfather, who in turn created the Hero Association to stop things like this from happening ever again.
Boomstick: In order to join the hero's rank, Saitama began an everyday schedule by doing 100 sit ups, 100 push ups, 100 squats, running 1 kilometer, and a good three meals a day. Considering how strong he is, do you believe him? Don't feel bad if you don't, no one in-universe does either.
Wiz: One and a half year later, he became incredibly strong, and while loosing his hair in the process, it was no problem to him! Becoming the strongest man in the world, he got the well deserved nickname of... the One Punch Man! *Hears Boomstick snickering* What?
Boomstick: Sorry, sorry! It's just, I find it rather hilarious that Saitama's main motif is the fact he's the strongest person on Earth, but he's not even close to being the strongest anime character.
Wiz: Well, true, but it is a well deserved title in the anime he's from. Although, that also ended up being his biggest problem. Due to getting so strong, Saitama really doesn't have anyone on his level to give him a real challenge anymore and thus grew incredibly board. Giant meteors, sea monsters, alien invaders, pretty much name the average supernatural threat and he's pretty much killed it no issue. And so Saitama became a rather board warrior, constantly itching for someone to give him a fair fight, but never getting anyone to saitisfy it. But we're also trying to avoid some OPM spoilers here so let's get onto his abilities!
Boomstick: Saitama may not have any real fancy powers like beam attacks for stuff like that, but he easily makes up for it for sheer physical powress. Let's start with his "Normal Series" of attacks... actually this only consist of one real attack: the Consecutive Normal Punches! Saitama creates a whirlwind of red by rapidly punches with his right hand. This can actually blow his opponents to smithereens. And just remember: he's not serious at all when he's throwing these punches around. Now compare that to his Serious Series!~
Wiz: Well actually, Saitama still isn't super serious when using these attacks, just that he looks more serious while doing so. He still doesn't proclaim them to be anything special though. But nontheless, the Serious Punch is no slouch! It pretty much dissipated Boros' Collapsing Star Roaring Canon, which threatened to destroy the entire planet. In order to destroy a planet big as Earth, you would need 1 quardrillion tons on TNT, meaning Saitama is much more powerful than that! Next up is the Serious Side-Hops, which helps Saitama create an afterimage to confuse his opponents.
Boomstick: Saitama actually doesn't have the power to fly, but he can at least make up for it by jumping really well, enough to get him from the Moon back to Earth. Probably also helps he has really good lungs that help him hold his breathe for much longer than anyone else! But it should be noted, even with the fact he's super OP and has never been beaten before, he's still human. Nevetheless, he's still nobody you wanna cross paths with, and an icon that's gonna go down in history!
Saitama: I do not lose. And the surface... is guarded by me!
Popeye[]
Wiz: Born in a mighty typhoon in Santa Monica, to an unnamed woman and a man named.. Poopdeck Pappy. Well someone didn't like their child, *ahem* Popeye eventually became an orphan-
Boomstick: Uh Wiz, I think the term you're looking for is "Orphink".
Wiz: Ugh, I'm sorry, OPRHINK. Poopdeck left for reasons unkown, giving his pipe to his son as a parting gift, and whatever happened to his mother is up in the air. The orphanage keeper kept Popeye away from getting into fights, until he was four years old and finally decided to give the keeper a piece of his mind. After that, Popeye was on the streets, on hard times, and wearing a potato sack for clothes. That was until a good samaritan named Whaler Joe took him in, which soon lead him into his life as a sailor, and also gave him a new pipe to boot!
Boomstick: At age six, Popeye took his promise of excersising more really seriously, taken on all the bullies and sending them heading for the hills! One particular day though, he went on to sea on a vessel, with nothing but a bent pin and a pool of threads as weapons, hoping to hunt some whales and make Joe proud!.. Only when he got there, he quickly realized he really wasn't up to the task. The whales thrashed the ship effortlessly, but when the alpha male sent a jet of water in his way, he just SNAPPED. With one punch, he instantly killed the alpha whale, decimated the entire pod, and then dragged all of them back to Whaler Joe. Just as a reminder, at the time, he was only SIX. YEARS. OLD. No wonder he's so strong as an adult!
FIGHT![]
Results and Analysis[]
Music Track[]
The fights track name is "Sailing Into Danger" by Brandon Yates. The music ends up taking many forms, but mostly comprises of classic cartoon music from the Golden Age of Animation, mixed in with a rock piece that would feel like something out of a Shonen anime, lampshading the fact this fight features the more classic era Popeye came from, versus the much more slick and modern Saitama. Tons of other themes are jumbled in though, representing just how bizarre the fight ends up getting.
The title is a reference to Popeye being a sailor, and how both combatants can jump into any threats path, look it in the eye, and take it down without fear.
The album's cover it has Saitama and Popeye side by side in a similar fashion to Ryu vs. Jin, with two major differences. Both characters look like they're wearing there respective uniforms instead of just a white and red outline of them, and it goes much farther down their bodies, cutting off just at the feet this time. Popeye is also carrying a can of spinach in his hand.