Saitama vs. Matt is an episode of DEATH/James Battle a fanon series of DEATH BATTLE similar to James' own series Heroes vs. Heroes.
Description[]
What happens when an unstoppable force meet an immovable object? And what happens when both that unstoppable force and that immovable object are both at least someone human? Let's find out.
Intro[]
Doctor Eggward: There are those of us who fight because its right
James: And those of us who do it because its fun or they got nothing better to do.
Doctor Eggward: Like Saitama from One-Punch Man
James: Or Matt from SMG4.
Doctor Eggward: I'm Doctor Eggward and he's James Playz Reviews and its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Saitama[]
Doctor Eggward: Saitama was once your ordinary average human being who was sick of their life.
James: Until he saved a kid with a butt or ball chinned (according to onepunchman.fandom.com its ball chin but according to DEATH BATTLE its butt chinned) kid from a crab monster.
Doctor Eggward: After saving the kid Saitama did the impossible and trained himself everyday non-stop for a couple of years.
James: If you couldn't tell why this is impossible when you exercise you tear up your muscles and relaxing them allows you to heal and with Saitama doing what he did, well let's just say he should not be able to walk and his legs should be non-existent.
Doctor Eggward: Being that this is a fictional cartoon however Saitamja is still able to walk and his legs still exist along with that he now has near limitless strength able to defeat an alien with one singular punch.
James: Saitama as his superhero name states is able to defeat most things in one punch which is why his name is "One-Punch Man"
Doctor Eggward: The whole point of Siatama's story is about a hero who is too good at his job trying to find a challenge.
James: On the canon DEATH BATTLE series he found his match through Popeye who is going to fight in this fanon series too don't you worry.
Doctor Eggward: HEY! No fourth wall breaking no! No doing that.
James: Eggward, our whole show is fourth wall breaking.
Doctor Eggward: Oh... right....
James: Anyway Saitama soon met his sidekick Genos a cyborg hunting for another cyborg and Genos is really cool.
Doctor Eggward: Well Genos got robotic implants from a scientist who is helping Genos for unknown reasons all that is currently known is that both want that cyborg that destroyed Genos' village destroyed. However when Saitama defeated an opponent that Genos could not, Genos wanted to become Saitama's student, if I faced a problem I couldn't solve I'd just bring you in James as for some reason you just being around makes my experiments go well.
James: ....
Doctor Eggward: Anyway Saitama has done many impressive things for example destroy an alien warship all on his own, defeat a sea monster that no hero on earth even Genos could defeat, and nearly killed Garou twice.
James: And what does he get for it? Nothing like he should have at least been moved up to A-tier with the whole war ship thing but nope since most S-tier heroes were fighting the war ship they got credit. The whole system is corrupt! CORRUPT I TELL YOU!
Doctor Eggward: Yes while the system is as James says "corrupt" being that one of the A-tier heroes only has kung-fu which has in no way helped him Saitama at least got moved up to B-tier from C-tier after defeating the fish monster. But it doesn't help that most people see Saitama as a cheat or the fact that Saitama doesn't really care what tier he's on as long as he gets some credit for his hero work. Saitama just does all this for fun and doesn't care how anyone sees him which if you think about it is really selfless.
James: Kind of like Spider-Man if he could sneeze Jupiter out of existence.
Doctor Eggward; Say what?
James: dudeface08, one of my best friends read the manga and told me he sneezed Jupiter out of existence.
Doctor Eggward: I guess that makes sense as Saitama destroyed a class 9 on the Torino scale asteroid which if it had been class 10 it would have been equal to the asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs and he did cause a that covered one whole face of the moon. What am I saying that makes no SENSE!
James: I mean the dude has literally destroyed monsters the size of whole arenas.
Doctor Eggward: This match is getting interesting I wonder what Matt will be like.
Matt[]
Doctor Eggward: In the strange, strange Multiverse and world of SMG4 there are many powerful heroes.
James: In my opinion its still a competition between Matt and Melony. Because like one of the most powerful is already dead.
Doctor Eggward: Right anyway but being that SMG4's world is a mash up of worlds from any existing game you can think of from Minecraft to Roblox, Nintendo to Sega, even Animal Crossing to Call of Duty. There's bound to be a super strange character every now and then.
James: Matt isn't strange he's straight up powerful the dude straight up weight lifted earth!
Doctor Eggward: Before we get to that lets start with Matt's origins, Matthew began as a humble little child whose dream was to go to Brazil however his father Tommy was for some reason against that being a champion at Wii sports and so told Matt that his calling was to become the next champion. Matt though sad that his father didn't support his dreams listened to him and trained to become a champion.
James: The dude more than trained to become a champion he trained so hard he has like near godlike level abilities he can teleport, run faster than Sonic, lift the earth 10x over, and catch bullets in the air and throw them back at the person who shot them. The only people who compete with Matt are Melony, Sans, Steve, and SMG0 whose fricking dead!
Doctor Eggward: For Matt to be able to do all this he must be able to lift 5266.40252 pounds which is exactly how much the earth weighs, for him to teleport he must be able to rearrange his atoms to move his body similar to the Dragon Ball's thing, Sonic runs at speeds at 416070.15 miler per hour which means Matt is way faster than that, and as we covered last episode bullets go 1,800 miles per hour so Matt well we obviously covered he's way faster than that because Sonic could dodge or catch bullets like that and has in the past.
James: And being that Matt listened to his father Tommy he is also very good at sports to the point that he can hit a tennis ball faster than the human eye can blink like the dude went from being a regular Mii character/human being to being a godlike being.
Doctor Eggward: Well this is the SMG4 universe so strange things do happen for example Mario going super Saiyan by wearing "drip" or Luigi could unlock godlike power just by ripping off his shirt to reveal his buff body...
James: Someone is going to take one of those sentences out of context and I'll be so sorry when it happens to you bro.
Doctor Eggward: Matt has apparently worked to get every single one of his power levels to get them to the whole "999999" gag.
James: I mean SMG4 is part lighthearted cartoon part dark comedy.
Doctor Eggward: Lighthearted?
Doctor Eggward points at the Genesis Arc and the Revelations Arc.
James: We don't talk about those (unless your cool).
Pre-Fight[]
Doctor Eggward: Alright the combatants are set and we've put in a situation.
James: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTTTTTLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
Matt is playing Wii Tennis and once again wins, however Matt has won so many times he doesn't notice this time and serves another tennis ball which hits Saitama in the back of the head. It doesn't really hurt Saitama just kind of annoys him especially when Matt continues not to notice and continues to pelt Saitama with tennis balls.
Saitama: HEY!!
Saitama then throws a ball at Matt which just bounces off him but it makes Matt mad.
Matt slaps Saitama leaving just barely a scratch on his head.
Saitama: You wanna go?
Saitama then punches Matt miles away but moments later Matt returns and hits Saitama with a baseball back knocking him away. Matt then flies after Saitama and punches him into a wall, Saitama fights back hitting Matt and the 2 start to clash blow for blow neither blowing doing anything to the other, other than nearly knocking them away.
Saitama: Who the hell are you?
Matt doesn't answer and whacks Saitama away with a tennis racket.
Matt: You are going to Brazil!
Saitama comes back within minutes and hits Matt, Matt teleports behind Saitama and hits him again and the 2 begins clashing fists rapidly hitting each other until it causing an explosion.
Saitama then gives Matt a serious punch and it sends Matt flying away but he comes back immediately.
Matt: Thanks for the idea, this is why you'll never be the ultimate hero.
Matt then flies Saitama into space and chokes him before throwing him into the sun.
Matt then t-poses and flies away towards his tennis match which was destroyed by the battle.
KO!
Result[]
James: What?
Doctor Eggward: While Saitama has super strength and once sneezed Jupiter out of existence, Matt had a 1-up on him.
James: Was it the fact that his world barely follows physics or that Matt has weight lifted the earth?
Doctor Eggward: Both of those and the fact that in a way, Matt had a toon force you see SMG4 follows the rules of plot convenient physics as in whatever is convenient to help a character happens in the story. For example if they need Matt to have godlike levels of strength they will give him that.
James: And that's not counting that SMG4 made him nearly more powerful than Melony.
Doctor Eggward: While Saitama had strength a speed he was once again fighting a godlike being who had the edge of him he would need to train more in order to even defeat Matt and he was Popeye levels away from doing that.
James: Plus as stated on canon DEATH BATTLE Saitama's world is at least semi-realistic. Saitama may have had the punches but Matt had the meme-force.
Doctor Eggward: The winner is Matt.
Comparison[]
Saitama[]
+Super Strength
+Super Speed
+Invulnerability
+Sneeze Jupiter out of existence (like what the fudge?!)
-Realism
-Would take years of training
Matt[]
+Meme/toon force
+Trained from a younger age than Saitama
+Can outrun Sonic the "fastest thing" alive
+/-Unpredictable