Saiko Bichitaru vs Ramona Flowers

Template:Good Info box Saiko Bichitaru vs Ramona Flowers is a What-If? episode of Death Battle created by The Saints Jigglypuff. It's featuring Saiko Bichitaru from the SMG4 Series on Youtube and Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs the World.

 Description

SMG4 vs Scott Pilgrim, Some of the most baddest girls will ready their hammer and cause digital damages across the battlefield. Which girl will snap first and which girl will be snapped first. Does Saiko let out her rage bring Ramona down, or will Ramona teach Saiko a lesson that'll leave her in more then stitches. Who will win?

Intro

(Cue Death Battle Theme Song)

Boomstick: You know, I love the bad girls. And how they willing to break shit whenever they get angry.

Wiz: Like one of your ex-wife when she found out you been taking her car for a test run.

Boomstick: Hey, I made the jump. Anyway, We got some real tough ones who hammer can leave more then just a flatten face.

Wiz: Saiko Bichitaru, SMG4 most easily rage-filled character with good friends.

Boomstick: And Ramona Flowers, The blue hair ninja delivery girl of Scott Pilgrim. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Saiko Bichitaru lose control in DEATH BATTLE

(Cue Doki Doki Literature Club - Your Reality)

Wiz: In the comedic universe of the SMG4 Series, Saiko Bichataru life had an understandable rocky start that needed some improvement.

Saiko Bichitaru

-Based on a Dating Sim Waifu

-Created by Fishy Boopkins

-Formally a Villain since Debut, Later Anti-Hero

-Friends with Mario and the other SMG4 crew, Mainly Meggy and Tari

-100% Anime Level

Boomstick: This pink hair waifu-magnet started off as a character from a dating sim that would compliment a strange fishy thing name Boopkin, Which beg the question how would relationship like that even work?

Wiz: Well it didn't go very well, After being humiliated by his friends, Boopkin decided if he want to impress anyone, He'll have to make character from a video game into a reality.

Boomstick: Believe me, We all been there. Anyway, He tried so many thing from Protesting to even Dark Ritual until eventually a Kamek got ran over and drop his wand and by saying the magic word, Saiko was finally summon.

(Cue Paper Mario - Dry Dry Desert Trek)

Wiz: However even this doesn't go well, like a certain glitchy girl from a similar game, Saiko would possess some jealous rage against others, and would normally act against them violently.

Boomstick: She kick trash bag with wigs, blow up phones, She was basically a bitch who hunger for attention. Hey, Maybe that why her last name Bichitaru.

Wiz: This lead to a final straw when she end up burning Boopkin waifu-pillow collections. In which Boopkin did the one thing he was upset to do. He had to break up with Saiko.

Boomstick: Which as expected, Made thing worst.

Wiz: Over the past few episode after her debut, Saiko would play an antagonizing role and would show some dangerous feats.

Boomstick: Yeah, From the Final Fantasy parody to the PUBG parody. She was the most feared person to be around as anyone who see her run in fear.

Wiz: Which thou upset Saiko to making her feel outcast, Even more despite Luigi guidance into trying to be nice. This change thou over time...

Boomstick: After Mario had one too many hot dog and nearly suffer a heart attack.

Wiz: That Saiko proven that she can help out others.

(Cue Broex - Camino Imparcial)

Weapons/Abilities

-Superhuman Strength

-Wooden Mallet

-Armed Weaponry (Minigun, RPG, Shotgun)

-Mech Suit

-Cyborg Dragon

Boomstick: And boy how much help Saiko been. She hold many form of skilled weapons form Rocket Launchers, Energy Rifles, Shotgun and more in her disposal. She can even control Mechsuits and summon a Dragon-Like Mech.

Wiz: However her most common weapon is her trusty mallet, Which given it size would weigh more then a ton.

Boomstick: And how very effective it is. She manage to use this to clear out an army of T-Posing Zombies and even slam down Master Hand without a sweat.

Feats

-Sent Mario flying in One Punch

-Block a Beam from Super Saiyan God Goku

-Survive against Turrets and other Gunfire

-Survive a Collapsing Mansion

-Defeated Desti and Kizuna Ai

Wiz: She also quick enough to dodge gunfire, And even survive not only getting hit by a Banzai Bill, But also survive getting crushed by Bob's swag castle when it was burning.

Boomstick: Not to mention she even strong enough to punch Mario so far in the air in one punch. Damn, that quiet a strong arm on her.

Wiz: Don't just praise on her just yet. Despite her more calming nature, She still tend to be insane and will let out some difficult emotion, Either it left her insane like how she take a pretend cop and robber very serious or how even the smallest of insult can get her into a murderous rage.

Boomstick: Not to mention while she quick, She does get off her guards, Like how even when she can slam Master Hand down, She still end up getting capture and overpowered, Even having a difficult time facing off against Super Sayian God Goku. Luckly there the Super Shag.

Wiz: While these are some flaws to show Saiko weaknesses, She been a worthy opponent and a dangerous threat, And show no sigh of stopping anytime soon.

Ramona Flowers level up in DEATH BATTLE

(Cue Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Game - Sub-Boss Theme)

Boomstick: You know for someone who isn't the most popular guy in his school, Scott Pilgrim did have an interesting taste in what he see.

Ramona Flowers

-Have a delivery job in Amazon.ca

-Likes: Cats, Cuervo Especial, roller skating

-Had 7 Evil Exes (Lead by Gideon Graves)

-Student of the University of Carolina in the Sky

-A Real Good Roller Skater

Wiz: When he first met Ramona Flowers at his school, They didn't really had much connections.

Boomstick: Like most of Wiz dates, Ramona wasn't interested with Scott at first but unlike Wiz date, As time goes by they manage to get along more, all while she spend most her time skating around delivery stuff.

Wiz: However in order to officially make their relationship official, Scott was task with a challenge he have to win her heart.

Boomstick: Which was to beat up her multiple lines of exes. You know a restraining order would've worked out better.

Wiz: Well these are not your normal exes. They tend to hold quiet a destructive set of power, Which involve stats that in the Scott Pilgrim universe, Can be very effective.

Boomstick: Luckily Scott isn't gonna have to face these exes alone. And when she in battle, She can be quiet a badass that kick some ass.

Weapons/Abilities

-Superhuman Strength and Agility

-Again, Really great on roller skates

-Titanium Baseball Bat (+2 against Blondes)

-Large Hammer (+2 against Girls)

-Subspace Suitcase and Subspace Highway

Wiz: Aside from being very strong, She very quick in agility and speed thanks to her roller skate, Along with holding multiple weapons that each have a different set of stats. Such as the Power of Love sword which is very rare to get and even her Titanium Baseball Bat which does extra damages to blonde.

Boomstick: Her best weapon thou is her very Large Hammer, Which does double the damages on girl and must of weight more then your normal sledgehammer.

Wiz: Much much more as small numbers do give out some big major chances. Not to mention she keep them all in her purse which might look normal but inside is an actual Subspace where it lead to a pocket dimension that only certain people have entry to. With this being a doorway into her mind.

Boomstick: Weird.

Wiz: Not to mention she can even control this subspace with her own emotions.

Boomstick: Even weirder.

Feats

-Smashes through multiple studio walls

-Survived being kicked into a ceiling

-Have +60 pounds of force in a hit

-Survived being stabbed in the chest

-Fought Envy Adams, Roxie Richter and Gideon Graves

Wiz: She's strong enough to break through at least 11 studio walls and can hit her opponent with over 60 pounds of force.

Boomstick: She even survive getting stabbed and kicked to the ceiling at maximum force, And was lucky enough to take down Scott Pilgrim exe-girlfriend and even fought Roxie, Her exe from her "special" phase.

Wiz: She even took out multiple jocks around 7th Grade. Thou what she got in speed and strength, she hold many other problem. For one, She been infected by the Glow sent by Gideon Graves.

Boomstick: Really, So she now as bright as a nightlight or something?

Wiz: No this Glow is a form of an energy field that turns your emotion against you. Which is why Ramona only have so much control over her subspace.

Boomstick: Well now, Seem like someone been through a crazy emotional ride. Maybe that was part of her special phase.

Wiz: Regardless of that, Ramona is always by Scott Pilgrim side whenever she is needed. And will show she is more then just a damsel.

Ready

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, time to end this once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

DEATH BATTLE!!!(Outside a Concert for DJ Professor K)

(Cue Jet Set Radio - Humming the Bassline)

The SMG4 crew waits outside in a line, hoping to get good seats for the one day only concert.

Boopkin: This is exciting, I cannot wait to see what this Professor K got.

Saiko: I agree, It be nice to finally get out for once.

Mario: I made sure to bring lunch for everyone *Shows his bag, which is mostly filled with spaghetti as SMG4 sighs*

At the line, a couple walks in front of the team. The couple consist of a nerdy kid in a green tee and a blue hair teen.

Meggy: Hey, You can't cut in front of us, We were here first.

Luigi: Yeah, So can you please kindly get back behind us please?

Ramona looks at Meggy

Ramona: You do know kids are not allowed in here.

Meggy gets offended as Tari helps to calm Meggy down.

Bob: Wow, What a bitch!

Saiko: Allow me to handle this.

Saiko grabs Ramona's face and push her down, letting the team pass her as Scott backs up.

SMG4: Umm, You sure that was a good idea?

Saiko: Of course it is, After all, we got our spot back. I don't see her doing anything craz...

Before Saiko can finish her sentence, she gets smacked by Ramona’s hammer, crashing against the wall as everyone saw in shock.

Boopkins & Tari: SAIKO!!!

(Cue Jet Set Radio Future - Concept of Love)

Ramona: One thing you need to know about me, Never piss me off.

Saiko breaks herself out of the pile of rubble, readying her fist

Saiko: So you want to play like that, I'll knock some senses at you.

Bob: Oh my god, We might got a cat fight here!

FIGHT!

Ramona spins around and swings her hammer at Saiko as Saiko backs up, dodging as quickly before kicking Ramona to the crowd, causing everyone in the line to scurry while the SMG4 crew and Scott back up.

Ramona: You not the first crazy bitch I faced.

Saiko gets out her large mallet and slams it at Ramona, with both hammers clashing as they both try pushing each other. Saiko then punch Ramona’s face and knock Ramona’s hammer out of her hand before Ramona spin kicks Saiko’s face, making Saiko drop her hammer as well.

Bob: Ouch, That gonna leave a mark.

Meggy: Bob, You not being a big help you know.

Saiko: It's fine, I can handle it myself.

Ramona gets out her Titanium Baseball Bat and swings it at Saiko, getting some hits on Saiko before Saiko kicks Ramona back before getting her shotgun.

Ramona: !!!!

Saiko firing away as Ramona skates around dodging bullets until Saiko runo out of ammo.

Ramona: You're such a terrible shooter you know that.

Saiko gets more furious and gets her Minigun out, Shocking Ramona more as Saiko fires more rapidly, with Ramona trying to dodge more before jumping over the beam of bullets fired and grind on Saiko‘s minigun to kick her backward as Saiko gets knocked back before getting on her knees.

Ramona: Like I said.

Saiko sees her mallet and rushes over to it while Ramona grabs her Large Hammer from the ground, Tossing Titanium Bat in the air and swinging her hammer, hitting the bat at Saiko as Saiko quickly gets her mallet and hits Ramona’s bat back at her, Knocking Ramona back.

Saiko: You were saying?

Saiko jumps high in the air and ready to slam Ramona as Ramona tosses her purse at Saiko as it opens up.

Saiko: Huh?!?

The purse glows as Saiko gets sucked into the Subspace Highway as Ramona quickly follows inside.

Tari: Where they go?!?!

Boopkin: Oh No, They Both Gone!

Mario turns to Scott

Mario: You're friend is coo-coo crazy.

Saiko lands in Ramona‘s subspace as Ramona also arrives with multiple clones of her, all based on her emotions.

Saiko: I'll take every last one of you.

Ramona: In my world, I beg to differ.

Ramona sends out her clones as Saiko quickly swat at them rapidly without showing signs of slowing down.

Ramona: Why won't you just screw off!

Ramona skates at high speed and collides her hammer with Saiko’s mallet. Exchanging punches and kicks with Ramona’s clone helping her out.

Saiko: Enough of this!

Saiko grabs Ramona’s leg as she swings her at the clones, making Ramona drop her purse as Saiko quickly slams her mallet on it, destroying it in hope of getting out as she and Ramona get blasted out back to the normal world.

Both Saiko and Ramona crash into the ground as Saiko rush and slam her mallet at full force at Ramona. Ramona quickly trIves to block with her large hammer as Saiko continues rapidly slamming her mallet down, pinning Ramona down before shattering her large hammer and slamming her body down, with Saiko charging her final swing.

Saiko: Who‘s the bitch now?

Ramona: Still you whore!

Saiko slams her hammer at her fullest charge, causing the ground to break into a large crater as the wind pushes the team back before the smoke starts clearing out, with Saiko exiting out of the debris smoke as the SMG4 team and even more Scott was shocked in surprise.

Saiko: Looks like we're next. Come on, We don't want to miss the show.

Saiko enters inside as Scott rushes over to Ramona’s crushed and bruised body.

Bob: Wow, That was sexy.

Everyone looks at Bob with a stern look.

Bob: What?

K.O.!

Saiko enjoys the DJ Professor K concert while everyone else also tries to enjoy, they keep a small safe distance from Saiko while Scott sees Ramona’s ghostly angel flying by with some coins.

Results

(Cue SMG4 - Darkest Hour)

Boomstick: Now that's a flower that not gonna bloom.

Wiz: This was quiet an interesting match up, But while Ramona did got the speed advantage thanks to her roller skate, Saiko did had an extra advantage in almost every other category.

Boomstick: After all, We talking about a girl that manage to tank through Gunfire and even an explosive Bullet Bill. Which are way stronger then Ramona feat of breaking through studio walls and a kick into a ceiling.

Wiz: Ramona did survive a sword stab to the chest, but Saiko manage to survive a crushing of a burning building. While it unknown the size of the mansion itself, We can assume by the debris of the mansion to be around more then 2000 feet giving on how many room it have including both a main lobby, kitchen and attic which Saiko was in. And seeing how it was on fire and Saiko had a bottle of Bob Special Drink

Boomstick: Which was just Gasoline incase you're wondering.

Wiz: She would have to withstand around 5x of pressure without a scratch.

Boomstick: Not to mention while Ramona can knock her opponent with over 60 pound of force, Saiko can send Mario way more higher in a single punch, Giving that Mario weight is more then 94,324,323,595 kgs.

Wiz: Despite Ramona highly skill in term of Speed and Agility, Saiko was just too much for her to handle, Being the more stronger as well as the most armed woman in the battle.

Boomstick: Look like Ramona couldn't beat the psycho out of Saiko.

Wiz: The Winner is Saiko Bichitaru

Next Time 

(Cue Just Shapes and Beats - Factory)

Man and Machine. Together as one.

2 Men and Machines, Only one will survive.

Who got the strongest of tech to win this cybernetic battle.

Album Cover

Trivia

• The connection between Saiko and Ramona is that both girls with superhuman strength, able to fight off many tough opponents with their hard to control emotions and both surprisingly wield large hammers.
• This match was set up despite his other battle Dracula vs. Dio Brando not yet finish, due to losing focus and having trouble getting research. He awaiting for someone to edit the page to work on Dio bio before finishing up on Dracula bio.
• DJ Professor K from Jet Set Radio makes a cameo in this fight after winning Siivagunner: King for Another Day Tournament.

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