SCP-343 VS God

“	The almighty! Here we have two combatants that are...or claim to be...God! Who! Will! WIN!	„
	~ Me

Description

SCP-343 VS God (Bruce Almighty) is a What-If? Death Battle made by MisterNobodyVulAdvAoyll. It is the sixth episode of season one of the series.

Introduction

Wiz: We're all familiar with God. If not, go read a book.

Boomstick: Today we have two iterations of God that take the form of humans!

Wiz: SCP-343, The Alleged God.

Boomstick: And God from Bruce Almighty, played by Morgan Freeman! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick...wait, we're making God fight God-

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour and skills to see who would win a Death Battle! And yes, Boomstick, it's God V God.

SCP-343 Blesses DEATH BATTLE!

Wiz: Let’s start off with the more well-known one. I hope…

Boomstick: SCP-343, also known as God or The Alleged God, is basically what you expect! God!

Bio

Name: Unknown, likely Yahweh/Jehovah, goes by SCP-343 or God.

• Age: Likely older than time, currently unknown.
• Height: N/A.
• Fun Fact: Takes the form of an old man, similar to Zeus and the Abrahamic God.

Wiz: ‘God’ is a powerful entity, and has shown to be kind. But it has been revealed that he has a darker side.

Boomstick: That’s damn right! He most likely brainwashed the entirety of the SCP Foundation and has erased a Foundation worker from existence!

Wiz: Way to go, you spoiled two of his abilities.

Boomstick: Sorry!

Wiz: Now, let’s delve into the abilities that Boomstick didn’t spoil.

Boomstick: Geez, gimme a break!

Powers, Skills And Abilities

• Nigh-Omnipotence
• Nigh-Omniscience
• Nigh-Omnipresence
• True Immortality
• Existence Erasure
• Flight
• Teleportation
• Mind Manipulation (Implied)
• Limited Resistance to SCP-001: When Day Breaks

Wiz: 343 is certainly a powerful entity, and is likely the strongest one the SCP Foundation has ever encountered.

Boomstick: Ah, yes! A random-ass man with a beard claiming to be God is somehow above literal entities of pure destruction!

Wiz: It’s the SCP Foundation, what do you expect, Boomstick?

Boomstick: Fair, fair.

Wiz: Now, let’s dive into some of his feats to see if he really is who he claims to be. By he, I mean 343.

Feats

• Most likely brainwashed the SCP Foundation
• Erased a Foundation doctor from existence
• Resisted SCP-001 to an extent
• Claimed to have created the universe

Boomstick: Those are actually some decent feats!

Wiz: But one thing is not for certain. 343's alleged godhood. Some faults of his will determine if he truly is the Almighty One.

Faults

• Could resist SCP-001, but his resistance was limited
• 343 could not perceive SCP-682, the latter also not being able to perceive the former
• In the SCP Extended Canon, it was revealed that SCP-343 was just an extremely powerful wizard/reality bender that thought he was God

Boomstick: Hold up! He's just a goddamn delusional wizard?!

Wiz: If we count the Extended Canon of the SCP Foundation, yes.

Boomstick: Boy, I feel like he doesn't stand a chance! And I feel like that's why he didn't instantly fix the world's problems...

Wiz: We'll see about that.

God Grants His Powers To DEATH BATTLE!

Wiz: Now, let's move on to everybody's favourite actor!

Boomstick: MORGAN FREEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Wiz: Or, God. This version of the Big G originates from Bruce Almighty.

Boomstick: Basically, this guy granted Bruce Nolan, or Bruce Almighty, all of His powers!

Bio

• Name: God, true name unknown
• Notable Aliases: Mighty Smiter
• Age: Ageless
• Height and Weight: Varies, 6'2" and 174 lbs in his most notable form

Wiz: He is, no doubt, a force to be reckoned with, as He could smite you with ease.

Boomstick: MORGAN FREEMAN!

Wiz: That's...that's enough fanboying, Boomstick.

Boomstick: Sorry, Wiz. Just one of my favourite actors.

Wiz: Moving on. Here's a little list of His powers and abilities. And by little, I mean little.

Powers

• True Immortality
• Omnipotence
• Omniscience
• Omnipresence
• Higher-Dimensional Existence

Boomstick: I'm willing to bet that's not even half of it!

Wiz: You would be correct with that inference, Boomstick. Now, God is meant to be...God, duh. Plus, He's got a sharp suit. Talk about fashion sense.

Boomstick: Yep! God is basically just God, so I'm pretty sure we all know his feats!

Wiz: Yep. Universe creation, limitless power, etcetera. Let's actually show them.

Feats

• Created the universe
• Made Bruce Nolan grow two extra fingers
• Guessed the numbers behind Bruce's back with ease
• Should be boundless by default

Boomstick: Now, here's the fun part! Say it, Wiz!

Wiz: No.

Boomstick: Come ooooooon!

Wiz: No, Boomstick. It's God. I can't.

Boomstick: A fictional God! Come on, you can do it!

Wiz: Fine...faults.

Boomstick: There we go! That wasn't so hard, was-

Wiz: I will conduct several experiments on you later. And they all will be painful.

Boomstick: Geez, okay! Cue the faults!

Faults

• Extremely unwilling to fight
• Can't mess with free will

Wiz: God is certainly powerful, but He is bound to free will, as He lets His creations live for themselves.

Boomstick: NOW LET'S GET INTO THIS SHI-I mean, STUFF!

God: "The gloves are off, God.", "God has taken my bird and my bush.", "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.", "Smite me, O Mighty Smiter." Now, I'm not much for blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh.

Interlude

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are-

Boomstick: MORGAN FREEMAN!

Wiz: Geez. Alright. It's time...for a Death Battle.

Opening

The scene opens in a world filled with clouds. God (Morgan Freeman) is seen sitting on a chair in front of a golden desk, sipping some tea.

God: If I'm correct, the wizard should appear in three...two...

SCP-343 emerges from the clouds, an aura of golden light behind him.

God: Right on the money, it seems.

343: Greetings, mortal. I am-

God: God. Yes, I know. Son, you must be delusional. Because...not to brag...I'm God.

343: No, I am God, you foolish mortal!

God snaps his fingers, and the desk and chair disappear. He stands up and dusts off his hands.

God: How about we put that to the test, Mr. 343?

343: Let us fight, old-timer. Thou shalt not win!

FIGHT!

343 summons and hurls a bolt of lightning at God, who simply grabs it and chuckles.

God: Now, son, I don't wish to fight. Just admit you're not God and we'll walk away from this.

343: You won't be able to walk after this, mortal!

343 points at God, and lightning bolts start ruthlessly shooting at the latter, engulfing him in a cloud of dust and thunder.

343: Hmph. Foolish mortals, always questioning my divine authority.

The dust settles, and nothing is there. Not even a remain.

343: Wh-huh? What is this sorcery?

God: Might wanna look behind you, son.

343 turns around, and God is in front of him, wearing sunglasses and sitting on a floating beach chair, sipping wine out of a wine glass with a silly straw.

343: Hmph. You dare quench your thirst while in the presence of the Lord?!

God: Look, identity theft is a serious crime, son. Now, we can just talk this out-

343 punches God in the face, making his sunglasses crooked and making him spill his drink.

God: That was fresh wine. Now you're angering me.

343: Die!

343 shoots lightning bolts from his eyes, but God simply teleports out of the way.

God: I'm losing patience. And that's rare, son. Stop trying to fight, or you'll die. This, I have seen.

343: You dare threaten me?! I am the Almighty! The Alpha and The Omega!

God: That's. My. Line.

WIP

Results, Final Verdict And Winner

WIP

Connections!

• Two entities that are/claim to be God
• They each take the form of old men
• They are each shown to have a less benevolent side

Some More Stuff

• The track for this fight would be Intervention.
• The fight would be pixelated with combatant sprites.