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Guardians of the Galaxy VS Regular Show!, The battle between two Short Talking Raccoons who has Traveled across the Galaxy alongside a Taller Best Friend, having saved the world of Eldritch Abominations, Villains and Every Kind of Threats to the World with their Teams and friends (The Guardians of The Galaxy And The Park), and these two ended going through Hard Backstories, Having Several Weapons and Space Ships it's gonna be a Pretty Wild one! However which Space Raccoon is gonna end prevailing today and keep seeing the Mysteries of the Galaxy after some Wholesome ending?
Rocket shoots his Way in DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: Rocket Raccoon, the trigger-happy experiment of the Galaxy with Super Intelligence from the Guardians of the Galaxy!
Wiz: Rocket originally was a average raccoon called Subject 89P13, And before him and his family were brought to the Planet Halfworld in the Keystone Quadrant, an outer-space area sealed off from the rest of the cosmoes by the Galacian Wall!
Boomstick: The raccoon like many animals brought on the planet was genetically and cybernetically enchanced with human like intelligence with the ability to speak!
Wiz: Rocket would also become a bipedal to serve as a caretaker to mentally ill inmates. However, years of abuse and repetitive genetic end making Rocket gain a vain and chaotic personality.
Boomstick: And yet he doesn't know what a raccoon is when Star Lord refers him as one!
Wiz: Rocket would end befriending experiments like Lylla, Teefs and Floor and they believed they would peacefully live in another planet...
Boomstick: However, there is were his backstory ends becoming sad... Man they were destined to end being fucking killed and Rocket ended having to fucking witness how his friends ended dying in pure horror and sadness! That's enough to fucking traumatize an average person!
Wiz: So Rocket angry seeks vengeance against his creator who killed his friends and boards a Space Ship traveling across the cosmoes, befriending Groot in his travel through the galaxy, picking up bounties and commiting crimes until he ended meting Peter Quill or better known as Star Lord who wanted to convince him to sell The Orb, which was being sought after by Ronan The Accuser, for a massive profit.
Boomstick: However they discover The Orb contained The Power Stone, Rocket were convinced to risk everything to stop Ronan's plans from using the Infinity Stone to destroy Xandar and during the conflict Rocket assisted his friends Groot, Star Lord, Gamora and Drax to take down Ronan albeit his best friend Groot ended sadly dying but Groot would end planted newely reincarnating as a Baby with Rocket being like a father figure to him joining the Guardians of the Galaxy!
- BIO:
- Name: Subject 89P13 | Rocket Raccoon
- Age: Around his 30s
- Origin: Marvel
- Gender: Male
- Classification: Evolved and Cybernetically Enchanced Raccoon, Member of the Guardians of the Galaxy
Wiz: First let's talk about his abilities, Rocket while having Raccoon attributes, his body ended gaining genetical modifications with slight cybernetic enchancements!
Boomstick: Yeah, like he becamed super smart, being able to be a bipedal, talk, wield weapons, drive space ships to space, and do a lot of shit even if he doesn't know what is a raccoon even if he is one!
Wiz: And his intelligence is seriously not to be taken as a game, due to the experiments Rocket ended getting he ended getting an extremely heightened intellect, even as a child he could solve complex mathematical equations, Rocket also Could figure out the solution to why the High Evolutionary's artificial evolutionary chamber was inducing rage in the subjects, something even the High Evolutionary couldn't deduce, his intellect was so remarkable that the High Evolutionary wanted to dissect Rocket and have his brain to study it further and they noticed he was the only creative member they created, Rocket also could pilot Space Ships despite never operating them before he ever did the first time, Rocket also escaped every prison he's been to, is experienced with ranged weapons and explosives, is good at enginery, and can create devices can destroy the moon... Yes the fucking moon!
Boomstick: But it gets crazy when he helped even fucking Tony Stark and Bruce Banner two literal Geniuses to do the Infinity Gauntlet, and noted that Tony was only a genius on earth, and he even helped Tony at times, implying he could be agrued to be smarter than Iron Man!
Wiz: Holy fuck... It's insane how smart this rodent is! High Evolutionary members ended creating such a smart Raccoon!
Boomstick: Rocket obviously has Claws given he's a Raccoon and he has several Weapons, and he has Enchanced Senses having a Enchanced Smell, an Enchanced Hearing, and he's shockingly a Great Fighter too!
Wiz: And Rocket has a lot of weapons, like he has Laser Guns, HandGuns, Rifles, a Gun he calls Melon Popper, one Large Cannon, a Sonic Gun, an Electric Gun that can shock people with his electricity, a Sonic Gun, an Energy Gun, MiniGuns, one Sealing Gun, he even has a Holographic Space Map, Grenades, Explosives, a Space Helmet to breathe in Space and a Jetpack to fly, Rocket Skates, a Motorcycle Jetpack, a Mech can shot missiles and beams, a Jet Glider, and a Space Ship called Milano able to travel across the Universe!
Boomstick: But let's talk about his strongest Weapons! Oh forgot to mention He also stealed Pym Particles from Hank Pym that allow Hawkeye gain strength able to match fucking Hercules!
Wiz: However he pretty much stole them and only used them in one comic And they can shrink Rocket given he doesn't have the same resistance to them that Hank Pym does... Rocket could blast off some of Groot's body with his most brokened weapons, Groot can fight powerhouses as Gladiator, Groot can stagger a Weakened Thanos, fight frigging Cosmic Ghost Rider, Rocket's Guns can stagger characters comparable to Gamora who is Thanos' Daughter, she can make Captain Marvel bleed with a kick, can fight Angela who has beaten Up Thor to a bloody pulp once, and Thanos even thinks Gamora is faster than her, hell Rocket has hurt Thanos with his Guns before!
Boomstick: So his Weapons easily Reach 5-D Herald Level power given Thor resides from Asgard which transcends Space time and the Marvel cosmology contains Infinite universes and characters like Thanos scale Thor! That's insane!
Wiz: But physically it's all the opposite, Rocket scales characters like Deadpool, Black Cat, Kraven, and Spider-Man and his villains, Deadpool has fought Spidey himself before and Spidey has City level power!
Boomstick: Spidey can easily destroy tanks, can move Hulk around hypersonic speeds one time, oneshots Scorpion with his Best armor, Spidey also tanks explosions from giant missiles, can fight Kaine who survived a blast able to cover several buildings, and has fought Morlun who survived a Blast able to threaten Wakanda in seconds, and Spidey has survived a Blast powerful enough to destroy a City! That's definitely impressive!
Wiz: Rocket can destroy robots with his barehands, can understand Groot even tho his words are I Am Groot, can dodge Gunfire, has tricked Peter Quill several times, makes weapons OP enough to destroy buildings or the moon, made weapons able to blew up planets, and he is definitely Pretty Hella Fast! His speed is far more impressive than his strength!
Boomstick: Spider-Man has Reacted at Microseconds. Could scale to Wolverine and Daredevil who reacted at Microseconds as well. Reacted at the Speed of Light and has dodged several Lasers before Making Spidey FTL and making Rocket Faster Than Light! That's definitely pretty fast! And if we wanna be generous Rocket scales someone can react picoseconds being 2,666 FTL!
Wiz: But Rocket got his weaknesses, heavily relies on weapons for combat, relies on Groot for muscle on fights, has short reach on normal attacks, hates being named Raccoon, Subject 89P13, Rodent and Vermin is a Vain and a chaotic pathological liar with an obsessive-compulsive disorder, is reckless and short headed and he tends to steal stuff leads his team to get trouble but definitely we don't need to mess with Rocket Raccoon, the Guardian of the Galaxy!
Rocket: Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines!
Rigby Death Punches DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue: Regular Show Movie Intro)
Boomstick: In some 2010 cartoon, in a very Regular universe... There is a Park with unusual workers such as a Bluejay, a Racoon, some Ogre, a Ghost, an Immortal Yeti, and some Alien with Dragon Ball powers!
Wiz: Rigby is the deuteragonist of Regular Show, being the best friend of the cool simp blue jay Mordecai, being irresponsible, lazy, immature, often causing trouble, acting wild and loving fun having several flaws!
Boomstick: Both of them are always yelled by Benson to do their jobs or else they're fucking fired! And God, I swear... This has happened more than once! Why hasn't Benson even fired them yet?!
Wiz: Their jobs however has them generally fighting all type of Eldritch Abominations, having both Mordo and Rigs in a lot of misadventures while working here! Also without Mordecai Rigby wouldn't have been in The Park since thanks to Mordecai they are there!
Boomstick: And with their misadventures they gained a lot of abilities and powers, such as super strength, powers from literal Gods, a Reality Bending Keyboard can do everything you sing with it, Powerful Martial Arts could kill a human with a single punch, fists able to Beat World Destroyers, hell there are so much more to tell but I would keep going on for such a long time!
Wiz: True... Mordecai is patient, responsible, cool, laid-back, wisecracking, and he is smarter than Rigby and it been like that since high school after Rigby left high school because Rigby is more of a slacker, child like, and lazy than Mordecai is!
Boomstick: Rigby often causes the problems in The Park and Mordecai is the entire polar opposite of Rigby being smarter, more friendly, social and trustful than Rigby is!
Wiz: Rigby can be easily angry, sad or depressed or frightened or scared so easily, being impulsive and impatient doing his attitude predictable.
Boomstick: True, dude always tried to talk to Margaret but he never gets alongside her, and the few times he did, he screws it up! Besides he can get jealous to the point he killed Rigby accidentally, his best friend over him doing Mordo jealous being with Margaret! Luckily, Rigby revived, but never get Mordecai around this jealous... Rigby would however met Eileen and become friends with her to the point they even end dating and ending in a romance, However Rigby becomes due to this more thoughtful and responsible throughout the series, stopping complaining about work doing them alone without Mordecai even if his friends don't trust him and do fun of him, and Rigby would end up university thanks to his efforts becoming a better person, learning of his mistakes for good!
Wiz: And across his adventures, he fought several world enders and literal Gods, and he managed to Beat the Universal threat known as Anti-Pops, some alien brother of Pops having Dragon Ball shit, who tends to destroy and reset the universe A LOT with his brother, being the goddamn embodiment of evil, until Mordo and Rigs brokened that loop and Pops sacrificed himself to save his friends, but in the Villainous story, Black Hat killed both of them!
Boomstick: But after that, they has been through many years, with Mordecai becoming an artist, seeming to find a love for his life, having a family and keep being friends with Rigby! And Rigby ended becoming father being a pair with Eileen, And Like these two had to save the Universe from the Evil Mr. Ross and while that happened Mordecai discovered Rigby was the one who did a letter rejecting Mordecai of the university of his dreams being actually fake and Mordecai got so angry they stopped being friends but they managed to solve it and they putted their differences aside and keep being best friends!
Wiz: And that's how Regular is the Show where this Racoon exists!
- BIO:
- Name: Rigby
- Age: 23 | Older at the end of the series
- Origin: Regular Show
- Gender: Male
- Classification: Racoon, Park Groundskeeper
Boomstick: Rigby has many abilities such as the Deadly Martial Art, Death Known Do! He gets the pants, the hairstyle and learns the moves with a piece of paper and believe me, this shit is the Deadliest Martial Art in the world!
Wiz: Rigby has shown to use the Death Punch of Death, which is, as the name implies, a strong move that can cause large craters and nearly destroyed the park. But Mordecai was literally COMPLETELY fine without any scratch of all these Death Punches, they literally did explosions BIGGER than The Park able to do a Damn Crater opening the Crust of Earth, and Mordecai were the only one who was completely Fine with the Death Block! Besides The Death Punch was so powerful it send Pops to the Sun in seconds!
Boomstick: And Rigby could use the Death Jump, which Mordecai with the Death Jump escaped the Earth's Crust seeming to fly and coming back to The Park in seconds, damn the Death Known Do skills are OP!
Wiz: He also has The Legendary Fists of Justice, The Fists of Justice allowed Skips fight a Demonic Entity Able to Destroy Worlds known as Klorgbane, they can be launched as rockets too, and it's attacks are so powerful they allowed Skips to launch Klorgbane to space with one of his punches, Mordecai and Rigby also increase their development and combat skills knowing Klorgbane has millions of years of experience and nobody could be equal to him except these two, and they Upper-Cutted Klorgbane to space!
Boomstick: And my favorite thing Rigby has is THE POWER!
Shows a clip says Mordecai: I've always wanted to date a girl named The Power... Shows how the Keyboard shows Letters saying "The Power".
Mordo and Rigs: Cool!
Wiz: The Power is a electronic magical keyboard Rigby stoled from a Wizard, with this Baby, he can do EVERYTHING they want reality by singing with it! Like Mordecai and Rigby mindhaxxed Benson to give them money, so they did with Pops but Pops gave them candy due to how weird Pops is, summoned a lot of stuff bending reality, and even Sended Skips to the MOON! And they teleported to the moon to save Skips of a monster Rigby did with it, and The Power while being used managed to survive a Energy Blast of Anti-Pops! Anti-Pops can literally do The Big Bang clashing fists with Pops, destroying/resetting the time and the universe itself! So The Power while being used can survive any attacks lower or into the Universe Level+ range! The issue is The Power needs battery, it can run off it, and while not being used, it can easily be destroyed like when Skips shattered it off! Oh he also knows how to do Hamboning!
We see a clip of The Power with Rigby saying "Hamboning!" and running against the monster in the moon captured Skips punching him a lot making the Monster get Skips free as Skips walks away being mad at Rigby.
Boomstick: The Realm of Darthon is also a board game allows Rigby use powers of RPG avatars, manipulate the universe's rules, have Law Manipulation, and summon allies!
Wiz: Rigby also has a Invisible Cape, can hit Ghosts like High Five Ghosts, and with Death Known Do can eat the Death Sandwich which can kill whoever eats it, he also has Space Ships which can travel Back in time, and Rigby has a time Orb he managed to travel back in time several times, he can interact with himself of the past like nothing happens having Acausality!
Boomstick: And he managed to recover his memories after the universe were totally resetted!
Wiz: The BrainMAX becomes Rigby into a Extraordinary Genius, making a new language only he would understand, speaking in latin, alongside Rigby who was as smart as Mordo, did a Large Complex Mathematical Wall solving all the stuff, and he becomes so smart, beings with inferior levels of intelligence such as Skips who is really smart able to solve most of their problems becamed a primitive dumb being for him! And the Rig Juice can make Rigby be a idiot and remove the effects of the BrainMAX!
Boomstick: Oh forgot to say if the Fists of Justice makes contact with water they would self destroy!
Wiz: And let's talk about how good Rigby is in sports, Rigby did the craziest dunk in the world, besides he did a Cosmic Match in Basketball, getting powers by The God of Basketball, allowing him fly across ALL the Solar System back to earth while playing Basketball to the point Months happened after Rigby and Mordecai flew back to earth doing the craziest dunk in the world, doing a crater seen in earth and the blast was seen in space, and Mordecai and Rigby was COMPLETELY fine after that!
Boomstick: And Rigby also can Eat Glazed Donuts and he goes Literally SO fast he can see the world slow for him, and end into a different dimension with speed, he Scales Pops who has feats like drinking so much milk he won even tho he got sick, and he was scared by a Alien giving him nightmares but Mordecai and Rigby wasn't and beated him up and Pops outlasted his fear too!
Wiz: Rigby has many feats, like he defeated Klorgbane The World Destroyer, and Anti-Pops, he could beat up Anti-Pops alongside the entire Park to defend Pops as well, Rigby has survived atmospheric re-entry and can harm and sometimes fight Mordecai someone stronger than him known for his strength! Mordecai has even wrestled the likes of a evil bear, and his Death Known Do maestry makes him able to easily kill humans in one punch!
Boomstick: Rigby can also survive punches of Mordecai in a daily basis, has survived a beating of the powerhouse Muscle Man and he can fight people like Muscle Man who are known for his brutal strength, like the dude can lift a house and uproot trees, and he harms Benson in one punch and Benson can easily punch through walls, destroy tables with a strike, and dent steel, he also Easily tore out a house phone out of the wall and destroyed it And Overpowered dozens of guys before exhaustion! And Rigby survived a hit in the face of Benson and with Play Co Armboy he defeats Skips in Arm Wrestling, the power of Play Co Armboy letted Skips do wrestling so hard with Death itself they traveled to another dimension with sheer strength!
Wiz: Rigby also Scales Pops, who literally survived being inside a Black Hole, in his Base form easily destroyed a Planet while fighting Anti-Pops and did a Supernova which blew up the goddamn Sun!
Boomstick: He also survived being strangled by Skips who literally is the Strongest in The Park, and the dude punched Klorgbane to Space, is Immortal, and he can beat Death in Arm Wrestling with Play Co Armboy, and he was so strong that they traveled to another dimension with sheer strength! Also Klorgbane is immortal, can't be defeated by normal human weapons, being like some godly deity in terms of power almost and with Fists of Justice Mordo and Rigs beated him sending Klorgbane to space!
Wiz: Rigby could survive the yell of Benson with the max level of his Rage, and Benson threatened to tear The Park apart, and he did a HUGE crater while doing this!
Boomstick: Rigby could fight another users of Death Known Do, has survived Explosions, Falls in Great Heights, and him and Mordecai survived the Explosion of the Planet Lolliland done by Pops and Anti-Pops, calcled around 3.727 tenatons AKA Dwarf Star Level!
Wiz: Rigby scales Mordecai and Mordecai managed to win a hat for Rigby by eating a giant omelette in half an hour, Can open a hole to a door with a punch, can break down walls, Breaks a Shirt, saved his hometown from an antinuclear meltdown with a grilled cheese sandwich, they also defeated the Future Mordecais and Rigbys, defeated The Hammer who has a Immense strength managed to overpower The Park, and Mordecai and Rigby Managed to survive the Big Bang of Anti-Pops and Pops which destroyed and resetted the universe, The Power while being used Temporally resisted the Blast of Anti-Pops, survived a blast of Anti-Pops and Pops, survived Anti-Pops's Reality Warping which was stated to affect the fabric of existence, and Rigby weared clothes made him so cool he almost destroyed the universe, making Mordecai and Rigby universe level+!
Boomstick: Speed is also crazy, like dude can go across the Solar System in seconds with the Basketball powers, Rigby dodged a Karate Chop from Pops, Pops can go across the solar system in seconds battling Anti-Pops, Escaped a Black Hole, Rigby escaped the Dumpstown UA which pretty much exists outside reality above space-time and Rigby came back to the main universe outside it BY RUNNING! Rigby scales Pops who ran in a rainbow to space near planets in seconds, and Pops and Anti-Pops are faster than The Baby Ducks who wields a Sword as big as the Galaxy doing them Trillions MFTL+ and Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost dodged Anti-Pops attacks like his Existence Erasure, and Anti-Pops' mere attacks can end the universe in seconds, which is Quadrillion times MFTL+ doing Mordecai and Rigby Quads MFTL+! And with the Glazed Donuts he can go so fast he ends in a different dimension, his Space Ships go so fast he can travel back in time, he resisted The Time Glitch of the Anti-Pops fight, which makes Mordecai and Rigby Quads MFTL+ to Immeasurable at Peak!
Wiz: But Rigby definitely isn't perfect, he is claustrophobic, Got killed many times even by Mordecai after doing him jealous, has low intelligence and low common sense, he even thought Trashboat could be a great name changing his name temporally to trahsboat thinking it could be cool and edgy only for his friends to do fun of him, is lazy, physically weak, being the weakest in The Park, sucks at Videogames always losing to Mordecai unless cheating, he is allergic to eggs, doesn't take things seriously, is egotistical, arrogant, cocky, ignorant and coward, he also faked Mordecai's rejection letter which ended their friendship until Rigby apologized with Mordecai, Rigby died to Skips in wrestling after he cheated with Play Co Armboy to beat him, and he often causes The Problems in The Park but despite these flaws after meting Eileen he ends changing for good becoming a greater person for better, even ending university, learning from his mistakes, and outlasting many of his weaknesses so let's don't mess with the racoon of Regular Show!
Rigby: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAAAAAAAAATH BAAAAAAAAAAATTLEEEEEEE!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
First we see Mordecai and Rigby annoyed doing their job in The Park taking off the Trash as Mordecai tells Rigby.
Mordecai: Man! This job is so pathetic! Benson always gives us the most lame tasks!
Rigby: Your right, man! Benson always threatens to fire us if we don't do the job like all a jerk!
Mordecai: Well let's make this entertaining, See my Trick Shot!
Mordecai grabs a ball of paper in the floor as then suddenly he throws it into a bucket of trash landing here.
Both: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Then we find out how a Space Ship ends crashing with fire into The Park and Rigby sees this and says.
Rigby: Mordecai, look!
Mordecai: Oh, crap... RUN!!!!
Both Mordo and Rigs run away while Rocket's Space Ship crashes down in the ground and Rocket Raccoon comes off the Ship noticing it got harmed and a big crater in the ground.
Rocket: Great... Now I have to fix this Space Ship again!
Rocket says while he saw Mordo and Rigs and he asks.
Rocket: Hey, guys! Do any of you have oil for my ship?
Mordecai: Oh, man... Benson is gonna kill us if he finds out this raccoon is into The Park!
Rocket then gets mad while Benson appears even angrier and he yells.
Benson: MORDECAI AND RIGBY?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RACCOON DOING IN THE PARK AND WHY IS THERE A BIG CRATER DOING A MESS IN THE FLOOR?! TAKE HIM OFF THERE OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Benson says while Rocket says.
Rocket: Oh let's see how cute I am after I make you eat those words! DON'T CALL ME RACCOON!
Rocket tooks out two laser guns and shots Benson knocking him down.
Mordecai: Benson! Okay, dude listen chill! Find out we didn't mean it, sorry! And second Please could you leave this place? Otherwise this is gonna be a nightmare...
Rocket then laughed while he says.
Rocket: Ha! I ain't goin' anywhere until I fix my ship so sorry pal But things are already gonna be ugly!
Rocket then shots Mordecai who scared runs away dodging all shoots and Rigby gets mad and yells.
Rigby: Mordecai!
Rigby runs and punches Rocket away in the face, Rocket now angry says.
Rocket: Alright you moron, I already warned ya that this is gonna be ugly!
Rigby: STOP TALKING!!! I don't care if this is gonna be ugly But your already doing a mess here I am gonna stop you, dude!!!
Rocket: Alright, then try it toughie!
Rocket aims Rigby with his Guns while Rigby has an angry expression closing his fist readied to fight.
FIGHT!!!
Rocket first starts shoting a lot of fast paced Lasers against Rigby who starts to run in left and right dodging all of the hits until Rigby pulls out his own Laser Gun smiling while saying.
Rigby: Sorry but two can play the same game, street rules man! Pew, pew, pew!
Rigby shots lasers towards Rocket who quickly runs away dodging every beam attack Rigby shots at him. This was until Rocket jumps shooting a Beam at Rigby's chest hopefully ended landing on him hurting Rigby.
Rigby: Ow!!!
Mordecai then decided to come back and he then says.
Mordecai: You sure are wild but you know who else doesn't like being called raccoon, uh? YOUR MOM!!!
Muscle Man came here and he removes his shirt off and starts to spin it around while saying.
Muscle Man: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YEAH!!! THAT WAS COOL!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE FIGHTS A RACCOON WITH GUNS?! MY MOM!!!
Muscle Man says and High fives with High Five Ghost and Rocket then gets mad at this distraction, spinning one of his laser guns while he screams.
Rocket: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!
Rocket shots a Beam to Mordecai and Muscle Man both quickly dodging the attack, he shoots a beam at Rigby noticing he was running at Rocket but he dodged it and Rigby then sucker punches Rocket in the face.
Rigby: Hamboning!
Rigby runs and throws a flurry of fast punches towards Rocket hurting him a lot distracting Rocket with the pain until Rigby knocks Rocket down with a punch in the face.
Rigby: In your face!
Rocket gets up and he runs away back to his Ship while he says.
Rocket: You disgust me!
Rocket then takes his Mech while Rigby says.
Rigby: Hey! Come back here!
Rigby runs chasing Rocket only to find out Rocket is now wearing a Mech aiming at Rigby to shot him.
Rigby: What is that?!
Rocket shots several lasers to Rigby doing blasts making Rigby end flying to the ground rolling in the ground until the ends falling down. Rigby gets up as he sees Rocket shoot more projectiles at Rigby shooting missiles making Rigby scared yell running away as many explosions appear. Rigby however sees Mordecai and Mordecai says.
Mordecai: Rigby, catch!!!
Mordecai launches the Fists of Justice like Rockets to Rigby who catches them and closes his fists doing a cocky smile.
Rigby: Let's play the Punchies, dude!!!
Rocket shots more beams and missiles to Rigby who however dodges every attack and starts to punch Rocket with fast punches beating him up, until he makes an UpperCut doing the mech blow up knocking Rocket down. Rocket gets up as Rigby tries to land another hit but Rocket quickly presses some bottom and teleports avoiding Rigby's hit.
Rigby: What the hell?!
Rocket is seen away of Rigby while throwing a big explosive to him saying.
Rocket: Ha! Your truly a fool!
Rocket teleports away and he drinks some alcoholic drink as a big blast appears covering The Park knocking him down. Rigby however survives and now gets the Death Known Do costume and Rigby screams.
Rigby: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Rigby says running at Rocket full speeds as Rocket annoyed tooks out some big gun.
Rocket: That's it! Take this!!!
Rocket shots a lot of missiles towards Rigby who simply runs everywhere easily dodging the shots and tries to throw Death Punches to Rocket who quickly activates a shield but it was useless since the force of the attack breaks the shield and sends Rocket to fly away against the ground.
Rigby then quickly takes off The Power and sings.
Rigby: Your gadgets and technology with those guns is so lame, ohhh! Make it dissappear!!!
Rocket gets confused but notices his Gun now is useless and can't shot anything.
Rocket: Alright! I'll show you my best shot! This shot is gonna do a Blast, you idiot!!!
Rocket takes a large gun makes a big energy blast and Rigby tries to block the attack with The Power as a Shield but it lasted to be so strong it shatters and sends Rigby to fly down against The Park's stairs heavily harming them.
Rocket: Ha! That should've enough!
Rigby however instantly recovers and he does a Death Jump flying towards Rocket while he says.
Rigby: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Rocket: Oh, you gotta be kidding!
Rocket tries to shot Rigby again but Rigby clashes with the energy of his Death Punch throwing one at the beam overpowering it and approaching to Rocket while screaming.
Rigby: IN YOUR FACE!!!
Rigby punches Rocket in a powerful way in the face sending Rocket to fly across the planet while Rocket then starts to land down falling noticing he will fall in his space ship.
Rocket: Motherfucker!
Rocket then ends inside the radio of the Blast and it was so powerful it made a crater visible in space and Rocket ends landing down.
Rigby quickly runs at the area, noticing Rocket starting to fade away being reduced to ashes.
Rocket is now heavily weakened, coughing up in the ground as Rigby sees this now crying as the Creep song from Radiohead is heard to make it emotional while Rigby drops tears saying.
Rigby: Oh, crap! Dude! I am sorry, I am sorry for acting like a jerk towards you! I am sorry for having to kill you, I am sorry for everything you really didn't deserve this!!!
Rigby says while crying in pain after noticing what he did. Sure he tried to fight Rocket but he didn't want to kill him it was all an accident. Rocket then smiles and he says.
Rocket: It's alright! Don't cry, man... I kinda just wanted this to happen in the end... I have suffered so much and Can't wait to see my friends and Groot in the afterlife...
Rocket says while tears come from his eyes while Rocket then says.
Rocket: Just promise me... Tell Star Lord and The Guardians of The Galaxy I, Rocket Raccoon! I was the best Guardian ever! That would make me so happy...
Rocket coughs up as he dies. Rocket ends reduced to dust while the ashes fades away, Rigby ends crying as the whole Park ends realizing this and Mordecai sees this sad.
Rigby then decides to play respect for Rocket, and he makes a grave in The Park which says "RIP: Rocket Raccoon truly was the best Member of The Guardians of The Galaxy to ever exist"...
K.O!
Results[]
Boomstick: Oh, man! This was SO emotional! I can't with this I am gonna cry! (Drops tears)
Wiz: At the end this was closer than expected. Rocket physically maybe City Level thanks to scaling Spider-Man and his enemies with Spider-Man being able to withstand a blast that could destroy a city! But Rigby was just so much more powerful!
Boomstick: I agree, Rigby Managed to survive the Blast of Pops' Planet which is FAR above the feats Rocket has done physically and Rigby survived the Big Bang of Anti-Pops and Pops which destroyed and resetted the universe, The Power while being used Temporally resisted the Blast of Anti-Pops, survived a blast of Anti-Pops and Pops, survived Anti-Pops's Reality Warping which was stated to affect the fabric of existence, and Rigby weared clothes made him so cool he almost destroyed the universe, Not to mention Mordecai survived the Big Bang too and Rigby survives Mordecai punching him in a daily basis, making Mordecai and Rigby universe level+!
Wiz: But Rocket somehow had a chance to win there. Like man Rocket has harmed a Weakened Thanos with his Weapons reaching Herald Levels, Thanos being able to take hits from Marvel powerhouses such as Thor or Hulk! Those weapons could have oneshotted Rigby if Rocket was fast enough to use them!
Boomstick: But there is where the problem for Rocket starts. The physical difference and the BIGGER speed difference! Comparing Spider-Man who is faster than light is good and all, Spider-Man has Reacted at Microseconds. Could scale to Wolverine and Daredevil who reacted at Microseconds as well. Reacted at the Speed of Light and has dodged several Lasers before Making Spidey FTL and making Rocket Faster Than Light! That's definitely pretty fast! And if we wanna be generous Rocket scales someone can react picoseconds being 2,666 FTL! But man Rigby literally is fucking faster than Spider-Man is! And I am not even joking, like dude can go across the Solar System in seconds with the Basketball powers, Rigby dodged a Karate Chop from Pops, Pops can go across the solar system in seconds battling Anti-Pops, Escaped a Black Hole, Rigby escaped the Dumpstown UA which pretty much exists outside reality above space-time and Rigby came back to the main universe outside it BY RUNNING! Rigby scales Pops who ran in a rainbow to space near planets in seconds, and Pops and Anti-Pops are faster than The Baby Ducks who wields a Sword as big as the Galaxy doing them Trillions MFTL+ and Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost dodged Anti-Pops attacks like his Existence Erasure, and Anti-Pops' mere attacks can end the universe in seconds, which is Quadrillion times MFTL+ doing Mordecai and Rigby Quads MFTL+! And with the Glazed Donuts he can go so fast he ends in a different dimension, his Space Ships go so fast he can travel back in time, he resisted The Time Glitch of the Anti-Pops fight, which makes Mordecai and Rigby Quads MFTL+ to Immeasurable at Peak! Rigby Were just IMMENSELY WAY FASTER!!!
Wiz: Yeah it's who landed the killing blow first and it came down to speed a league which Rigby takes and all he needs is a strong blow + a Speedblitz to take Rocket down which is easier than Rocket being way slower trying to hit Rigby with his weapons failing at it!
Boomstick: Also Rigby has a lot of skill fighting especially when factoring in the fists of justice or death known do!
Wiz: And Rocket relies more on his weapons than brutal power so Rigby definitely had an advantage at fighting skill, Rocket obviously was smarter I mean it's not even a question Rigby is a idiot and at least he becamed more thoughtful, mature and responsible as the series went on but Rocket is a damn genius, even with BrainMax factored in, Rocket has done the same feats with it and even more! However, intelligence isn't a good thing when your foe just massively outstats and speedblitzes you, and The Death Known Do's deadly power, The Power's insane reality warping, And Rigby's Immense stats definitely helped him to end winning this!
Boomstick: Looks like Rigby ended Rocketting that Raccoon to a Serious Regular Show of Pain! But guess who else wants that?! MY MOM!
Wiz: Ugh... The winner is: Rigby!