Death Battle Fanon Wiki
Advertisement

Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines!
~ Rocket Raccoon, from Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3 (VG)

Rocket Raccoon is a character from Marvel Comics, as a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. He previously fought Stitch in the 175th episode of DEATH BATTLE!, Stitch VS Rocket Raccoon.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

With Groot[]

Battle Record[]

WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.

Battle Record

  • Wins: 3
  • Losses: 2
  • Draws: 0

Possible Opponents[]

With Groot[]

History[]

Subject 89P13 was originally a normal raccoon before he and his family were brought to the planet Halfworld in the Keystone Quadrant, an area of outer space sealed off from the rest of the cosmos by the so-called Galacian Wall. The raccoon, like many of the other animals brought to the planet, was genetically and cybernetically enhanced with human-level intelligence and bipedal body construction to serve a caretaker to the mentally ill inmates. However, the years of abuse and repetitive genetic rewrite caused the raccoon to develop a vain and chaotic personality, driving him into getting off-world and becoming a public menace to the galaxy as Rocket Raccoon. Luckily, he gets a second chance as a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Death Battle Info (Official)[]

Background[]

  • AKA: Ranger Rocket, Subject 88213
  • Height: Approx. 4' | 122 cm
  • Weight: Approx. 100 lbs | 45.4 kg
  • Member of the Guardians of the Galaxy
  • Species: Halfworder/Mutate (Not a raccoon!)
  • Likes: Groot, stealing body parts, McDonalds
  • Dislikes: Earth, Spider-Man, guitar, porn
  • Has dated many alien girls who now want to kill him

Powers & Abilities[]

  • Enhanced Physicality & Senses
  • Enhanced Intellect
  • Sharp Teeth & Claws
  • Skills:
    • Tactics
    • Demolitions
    • Marksmanship
    • Engineering & Mechanics
    • Hacking & Programming
    • Infiltration & Theft
    • Martial Arts
    • Acrobatics
    • Medicine

Arsenal[]

  • Various Firearms of Immense Power
    • Pistols
    • Shotguns
    • Rifles
    • Miniguns
    • Laser & Plasma Guns
    • Rocket & Grenade Launchers
    • Rampart Arms Phasic Cannon
    • Flamethrower
    • Electricity Guns
    • Sonic Guns
  • Vehicles
    • Rakk 'n Ruin
    • Jetpack
    • Transforming Motorcycle
    • Gundam Suit
  • Bombs
  • Swords & Knives
  • Rocket-propelled Hammer
  • Energy Barrier Projector
  • Azalian Acid Capsules
  • Timely Inc. Shipment Processing & Analysis Device
  • Pym Particle Canister
  • Animatter Charges
  • Orbital weapons Stash
  • Basically anything he can get his hands on

Feats[]

  • Blew up a moon
  • One-shot one of the Progenitors
  • Threatened to kill Thanos multiple times
  • Regularly destroys Groot's body
  • Blew off a Super Skrull's head
  • Fought a entire planet's population
  • Harmed Gardener, an Elder of the Universe
  • Outsmarted Star Thief & Kraven the Hunter
  • Defeated Blackjack O'Hare, Amalya, Maxilin, Dormammu

Death Battle Info (Fanon)[]

Rocket is easily enraged and extremely aggressive who hides his insecurities by being generally misanthropic, bitter, sarcastic, and exceedingly trigger-happy. He prides himself on his ability to be professional, hating to be derided as a rodent or vermin. But despite Rocket's apparent dislike of people, he is exceedingly attached to Groot and is the only known individual who can understand him.

While an accomplished starship pilot, Rocket is an excellent military tactician and marksman with an affinity for heavy weapons. He is also a master engineer

IMG 2869

Weapons[]

  • Twin Laser Pistols
  • Laser Cannon
  • Gas Grenade
  • Hadron Enforcer
  • Traps
  • Remote-control grenade drones

Abilities[]

While having the attributes of an Earth raccoon, Rocket's body is modified genetically with slight cybernetic enhancements.

  • Enhanced Intelligence
  • Enhanced Strength
  • Enhanced Durability
  • Enhanced Agility
  • Enhanced Senses

Feats[]

  • As a criminal, Rocket's extensive record includes 13 counts of theft, 23 counts of escape from incarceration, 7 counts of mercenary activity, and 15 counts of arson
    • Has admitted to murdering several people, but claims they're all justified
  • Destroyed robots with his bare hands
  • Survived getting thrown around by Starhawk
  • Only one in the Guardians that can understand Groot
  • Took down a Clown Assassin with nothing but a staple gun and office equipment
  • Agile enough to dodge gunfire
  • Just as agile even while using heavy weaponry
  • Was stated by Star-Lord to be the greatest tactical mind he has ever met
  • Tricked Star-Lord numerous times into fetching him something he claimed to need for the team's sake.
  • Can make explosives powerful enough to annihilate an entire building or even destroy a moon
  • Singlehandedly overwhelmed Ravagers on his own, using traps, his surroundings, and his agility.
  • Once saved his team by using his lying skills to disrupt a cult's spaceship powered by faith.
  • Made a bomb that was capable of destroying an entire planet using only three batteries.
  • Knocked a man unconscious only by punching him multiple times
  • Broke out of several maximum-security prisons
  • Returned a rocket to the sender by batting it with a wrench
  • Single-handedly defeated a literal army of angry ex-girlfriends in close combat
  • Only being intelligent enough to recognize the severe consequences the universe would have if Thanos was killed

Faults[]

  • Vain and a chaotic pathological liar with an obsessive-compulsive disorder
  • Likes stealing stuff, which can get him and his team into even more trouble
  • Can be a bit reckless and hot-headed
  • Hates being compared to his Earth-based kind, or called "Subject: 89P13", "rodent", and "vermin"
  • Short reach for normal attacks
  • Plans often rely on Groot for muscle
  • Heavily reliant on weapons in combat
  • Obsesses over duct tape

Trivia[]

  • Beat Deadpool in poker (Though he may have thrown it on purpose)
  • Likes Jennifer Lawrence

Gallery[]

Advertisement