Description[]
Robot cats, which of these two combatants will win in death battle.
Beginning[]
Wiz: Robots, a machine program by computers. These metalic beings are becoming more advance that can travel inside a human veins to exploring the universe.
Boomstick: But some people use robots the cool ways. Like making the robot fight each others to the death, and these two robots that are cats are one of the deadliest...
Wiz: Actually, Robonyan is actually a...
Boomstick: If the fighter made of metal like a robot, talk like a robot, and fight like a robot. Then it a robot.
Wiz: Fine, like Robonyan. Time traveling Jibanyan.
Boomstick: And Robo Fortune, a robot creation from Brain dead. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Robonyan[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-4I5NUOWBk
Wiz: In Japanese myths, a Yokai are a class of supernatural monsters to spirits who bring good and bad fortune for a person who encounter them.
Boomstick: But in the Yo-kai world, they are pretty much responsible for the natural occurrences that happen in everyday life, you are being haunted by a yo kai. There are from a blazion who cause people to be extremely motivated to a tattletell that make a person tell their secrets.
Wiz: And there was Robonyan.
Robonyan: I am Robonyan. A robot from the future. I am you Jibanyan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxUp-EGEnxY
Boomstick: Being Robonyan is the future self of Jibanyan. He time travel from the future to the past where Jibanyan was living with Nate. But Jibanyan don’t actually believed that he would choose to be a robot. Or maybe that another reason, I don’t know, but maybe BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY A GHOST. So, pretty much Kiryu but instead the Godzilla robot is a cat.
Wiz: To prove that he is the future self, he show that he have factory inside of his bod to make chocolate bars.
Tom: Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!
Patrick: yes, sir. With or without nuts?
Tom: Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate! Chocolate! (SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". )
Boomstick: After proofing that he is superior to Jibanyan. But he also tell why Jibanyan turn into a robot. Being a spirit, it was inedible that he would out live Nate, so being a natural person. He turn himself into a robot so that they don’t lose the war.
Wiz: Being a robotic cat, he can shapeshifter from a race car to time travel to even using Rocket punch.
Boomstick: He can also use frost that create hail, steel power to increase defense, guard Meowde to create barrier that also increase defense, and blocker that create forcefield.
Wiz: Being superior to Jibanyan, he should be a small building level. Also that he should be supersonic fast to being able to stop that truck or around 7,000 pounds of force. Bing 3.5 tons.
Boomstick: But being in anime, he have second form. Robonyan F. He is pretty much the future self of Robonyan that sacrifice himself himself to save the earth from meteor.
Wiz: Being superior to Robonyan, he ochre his power to a small city level by destroying an island, but also increase speed by traveling high hyper speed to using blast of fire.
Boomstick: Don’t think he powerful, he also have another transformation into Robonyan 28. This version is the best one I think.
Wiz: Is it because he is a country level when crating that explosion on the moon or his punches can travel sub-relativistic speed.
Boomstick: Nope.
Wiz: Then what?
Boomstick: He use guns, that what!
Wiz: Fine, but he can use laser beam that travel forward, tail driver that attack in arc shape, send missiles from his guns, and can even fly and slam the ground. But even with all this transformation is child play compare to his next transformation.
Boomstick: And that is Ultimate Robonyan. These machine is slicker and look like a robot that you don’t want to mess with who can attack with a force around 22,046,226,218.49 pounds to fighting Whaleman who Lord Enma can’t defeat. And this robot is sharper than other knives in the drawer. He pretty much know all fields of knowledge.
Wiz: But being a robot, he need to recharge his battery to being ticklish when someone touch his circuits.
Boomstick: But he is one fur-midalbe robot.
Shop worker: I can give you 50$ discount.
Robonyan: Go lower!
Shop worker: I’ll give you another 10$ off.
Robonyan: Do better… I successfully haggled!
Robo Fortune[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3OxVRr_1Pc
Wiz: Every seven years, a Skull heart reappears. Created by the trinity, the three goddesses of their universe.
Boomstick: But it not any ordinary skulls, this skull grants a wish to a woman. Really, how come only woman can use it. That so unfair! I want a wish.
Wiz: Actually is because it based on the origin of the skull heart. Even then the reason why the three goddesses created it is to bring the end of the world by warp the wish and turning her into skullgirl.
Boomstick: So when Marie Korbel use the skull heart to destroy the Medici Mafia. Everybody is trying to find her to destroy the skull heart or use it. And one of the being Robo Fortune.
Robo Fortune: Target: Clown. Assessment: Already a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-3jRX86AAs&list=RDTm19hNVeqd4&index=4
Wiz: But before this robot was created, Brain Drain was questioning her loyalty when she take skullgirl to Lab 8. And during he was reading her notes on Nadia Fortune, so he snap and being a brilliant scientist that decide he would build his own. And he called her Robo fortune to capture skull heart.
Boomstick: Being a robot, she have so much move list that there more moves than all stars in the sky. There are small pincer in her mouth, can create drills from her arms, shoot electricity, chain saw, create flames, and use tail as golf club.
Wiz: Also that she can launch her head like a rocket to use these rocket head to be like a missile, landmine, and the heads can deployed missiles into air to rain down onto the foe.
Boomstick: And also having so much lasers from eyes, leg plus arms, and even for her blockbusters that cover the whole screen.
Wiz: She is so strong that she can lift Big Band in the air or 5,000 pounds.
Boomstick: She can shoot lasers that clearly travel the speed of light to react to valentine who can dodge bullets or Mach 25.
Wiz: She have defeated the next skull girl that lifted the Medici Mafia tower to being a world threat.
Boomstick: However, she still need distance to attack to a glitch causes her to tend to ignore her own programming. But if any person who would face her would have Un-fur-tunate defeat.
Robo Fortune: (Just have defeated Ms.Fortune with Catastrophe Cannon Omega.) You are nothing but a script kitty to me.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
In a foggy forest, Ural owl are hooting, fireflies are glowing in the dark, and Raccoon dog looking for frogs at the edge of the pond. And one of the bushes are shaking when Nate with Whisper and Jibanyan with a net in one of hands with other with the flash light.
Jibanyan: Yawn… Nate, why we in the forest during nighttime?
Whisper: Jibanyan, did you forget that we are looking for a Rhinoceros beetle, and the best time for finding one is during the night.
Nate: Are you sure we’re looking at the right place?
Whisper: I’m one hundred percent.
Jibanyan: Yawn! (Then a Hercules beetle fly across his face) Nate, I found it.
Nate: Good job Jibanyan! Time to capture it.
So, he swing his net trying to get the beatle while it keep dodging it.
Whisper: Come on Nate, you are not trying to catch a lion.
Nate: I’m trying! (Then the beetle fly into the thicker fog) It getting away!
And they chase the insect across the fog when suddenly they learn they are in an alley.
Jibanyan: Wait a minute, I thought we were at the forest.
Whisper: Don’t worry, I know were we are. (Then he turn around to use his devise to check were are they.)
Nate: You don’t know Whisper.
Whisper: I do know where we are!
???: You seem to be lost. Let me help you.
Nate: What the (Then he see a shadow in the end of the alley.) Who are you.
Double: (So she walk out of the shadow walking very slowly.) Hello little child, I’m just a friendly nun here to help you.
Nate: Thanks, do you know where am I? I'm kinda lost.
Double: If you have questions, then go to church. There you will find your way back to your came from.
Whisper: Are you sure you can trust her. I’m having bad feeling about this woman.
Nate: But what other choice we have?
Whisper: Fine, but just be careful.
So, they walk out of the alley passing double to see the church with Double eyes glowing red, and they walk into the church when suddenly they saw blue light coming from the door.
Whisper: Please tell me that we’re not going down there!
Jibanyan: What, are you a chicken.
Whisper: What, I am not a chicken.
Nate: Come on whisper, it could be the way out.
Then they go through the door to walking down the steps to see a girl surrounded by skulls.
Nate: (Hiding behind the wall next to the stairs) What the! Why there a girl doing under here!
Whisper: I told you it was a bad idea
Jibanyan: Hey I got…
Nate: Not now, we must figure a plan how to defeat here. What Yo kai is going to be the perfect for this?
Jibanyan: Guess it up to me then. (Then he left)
Whisper: What about we call for Wiglin, Steppa, and Rhyth.
Nate: And what, make her dance.
Whisper: Hey, I don’t see you coming up with a plan.
Nate: Fine, what about instead we…
Jibanyan: (With a megaphone) Guys!!!!!
Nate: (Both scream at the same time.) What is it?
Jibanyan: Just have defeated it the monster.
So, both of them look to see in shock that the girl turn into just the heart.
Whisper: Wait, how did you did it!
Jibanyan: Well you see… (Suddenly Robo Fortune was standing above them.)
Robo fortune: What are you doing here?
Nate: I’m… just… Jogging! (While being very nervous)
Both Jibanyan and Whisper: Really?
Robo Fortune: Un-fur-tunate for you. Are are in the way from me to my target. Move Meow or I have to exterminate you.
Whisper: Just give the heart to her!
Nate: No, I will not gonna let her take it. It could be the only way to get back home. And I know the perfect one for this!
0:00 - 0:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMRRFeB1DpE
Robonyan: Hello, what you want me to do to help with your dilemma?
Whisper: Why him?!
Nate: Because that he also a cat robot. (Saying nervously)
Suddenly, both fall to the ground very shock.
Whisper: You know you got one that eat electricity you…
Robonyan: Whisper, are you doubting me that I cat handle with this robot cat.
Nate: Yeah, I still believe he can still do it!
Robo Fortune: Enough of talking to your self. Are where going to fight you toaster or you still going to talk to yourself.
Robonyan: Then we will battle to the bitter end.
Robo Fortune: ERROR: Cannot engage. Deleting first law...
Fight
The battle start with her shooting her laser from her elbow; however, Robonyan dodge the attack by going left to using Robo punch when she use scroll heel to dodge under the attack to shocking Robonyan with her hands to a small flames coming out of her knee that send Robonyan flying.
Nate: Robonyan, let me help you!
Robonyan: (As he getting up.) I don’t need assistance. I can handle this robot by myself.
So, he then use steel power to create hail that is damaging Robo Fortune.
Robo Fortune: So, you can fight long distance. But let see if you can fight close!
And with that Robo Fortune get close to kick him to a grabbing her tail to send Robonyan flying to bounce off the walls to use cyclone Walts with her flips forward slicing him up and being on top of him.
Robo Fortune: You are just a claw-full opponent.
Robonyan: Because you just fell into my trap.
Suddenly, Robonyan is shapeshifter into a cannon that send blast that send Robo Fortune into the air.
Whisper: Yeah, teach that robot a lesson.
Robo Fortune: Please, I wasn’t even trying.
Then Robo Fortune then use Catastrophe Cannon Alpha that surrounded Robonyan with laser.
Jibanyan: No!
However, Robonyan have to into Robonyan F.
Robo Fortune: Do you think changing color will scare me.
Robonyan F: No, but this will.
With that Robonyan F send missiles that cause a huge explosion; however, Robo Fortune dodge the attacks with three heads surrounded her.
Nate: What the? Where the heads come from?
So, Robo Fortune shoot the three heads like missiles with Robonyan destroying all of them with fire blast.
Robonyan F: To slow.
Then Robo Fortune shoot lasers from her eyes to a small pincer to a small flame from knee and Catastrophe Cannon Gamma.
Robo Fortune: Stay down!
However, Robonyan 28 jump out of the cloud.
Robonyan 28: I can do this all day.
So, Robonyan 28 start shooting missiles that Robo Fortune is barley dodging the attacks when he start shooting lasers that hit Robo Fortune head on. Then Robonyan flying in the air trying to attack when Robo Fortune use cyclone Walts to small flames from knee to blade from the arm to even grab the opponent to shocking him. With that Robo Fortune
Use Maget trap where she form a magnet that grab Roboonyan 28 to causing high damage when slam the ground.
Robo Fortune: (Creating three heads to using taunt)
Then finally Robonyan use his final form called Ultimate Robonyan.
Ultimate Robonyan: Here is my ultimate form!
Robo Fortune: Finally, each form was getting boring with each form.
However, Ultimate Robonyan was already behind Robo Fortune to use a tornado to all hit with both hands to a kick slam Robo Fortune into the ground to cause crater.
Ultimate Robonyan: Target Elimated.
Ultimate Robonyan was walking away when he heard a noise from the crater.
Robo Fortune: Why can't I die? (As she use Systemic Circuit Breaker.)
Ultimate Robonyan: Then let me help…
Suddenly, Robo Fortune attack with a saw from torso to a blast of electricity to grabbing the foe again to send electric current to him. Then she hit with Arrow click, cyclone waltz, and Variable Cutter. Finally Robo Fortune end the battle by use all heads to deployed will execute a barrage of missiles into the air and using Catastrophe Cannon Omega.
Robo Fortune: Are you enjoying the time to… (With that Ultimate Roboonyan grab by her neck.)
Ultimate Robonyan: To destroy you, then yes.
The battle end when he slam her body to the ground to use ultimate missiles by transforming into missiles launcher and shooting out missiles that destroy her body with Ultimate Robonyan grabbing the head.
Robo Fortune: Sweet release!
Then he crush the head with ease to end the battle.
Ultimate Robonyan: I’m the ultimate!
Result[]
Boomstick: That one Purr-fect battle.
Wiz: Coud'nt agree more. While Robo fortune have more abilities. Robo fortune have others.
Boomstick: Speed and agility Robonyan have because of having laser as a weapon to reacting to speed of light.
Wiz: Even base form Robonyan can attack by stoping that truck that take around 7,000 pounds of force to stop it while Robo Fortune can only carry 5,000 pounds.
Boomstick: And defeating Whaleman who Lord Enma can't stop. Remember, Enma can create stars.
Wiz: Most of all intelligent because Ultimate robonyan knows all the field of knowledge.
Boosmtick: Look like Robo fortune wasm't claw-ver enough to defeat that paw-some robot.
Wiz: The winner is Robonyan.
Next time on Death Battle...[]
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