Roberta vs Stacy Connor is a What-If? Episode of Death Battle, featuring Roberta, the Hardcore Maid of the Lovelace family from Black Lagoon against Stacy Connor, the Rocking Servant of the Kuki group from Maji De Watash ni Koi Shinasai!
| Roberta vs Stacy Connor
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| Season 01, Episode 24 | |
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| Air date | August 31, 2019 |
| Written by | End Bringer Nyx |
| Directed by | End Bringer Nyx |
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Description[]
When two kick-ass women go head to head, it's never a case of meet and greet.
Interlude[]
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Boomstick: Every man needs a strong and capable woman by his side. One who is also genuinely devoted and have unrivaled skills in be---
Wiz: ---Okay! Were going off topic here!
Boomstick: What? I was gonna talk about excellent beat 'em up prowess!
Wiz: I--- uh... *Ahem* Do continue.
Boomstick: Now where was I... Oh yeah! Men, like me, want badass and devoted women! Even better, one who is gung ho about guns and shooting people! Like these two!
Wiz: Roberta, the fearsome Bloodhound of Florencia turned Lovelace family maid.
Boomstick: And Stacy Connor, the Bloodstained mercenary turned attendant of the Kuki Corp. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor & skill to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Roberta[]
(*Cues: Black Lagoon - 66 Steps*)
Wiz: In the city of Roanapur, corruption is at its finest and is a frequent business. Riddled with crime, violence and sin, the city became the perfect getaway and haven for villains and criminals alike. The type of place that needs to be avoided.
Boomstick: If you're a wuss like Wiz that is. Otherwise, if you're someone like ME (whose completely awesome and badass), then you'll fit in just fine!
Wiz: Doubt it. I bet you wouldn't even last half a day in this kind of city, as only the strong survive and the weak persecuted. In a dreadful city filled with various crooks and syndicates, gunfights and conflict are bound to happen in every corner.
Boomstick: And if you have a name remembered by the locals of this beautiful city, then you are a either a survivor, a badass, or both!
Wiz: The most renowned people in the city were mostly with factions. But there's one individual---
Boomstick: ---and an outsider (not to mention, a hot woman to boot!) who marked her name in such a hardcore place. The family maid of the Lovelace household named; Roberta. I know what you're thinking "Oh, how terrifying! A house maid!" And, before you say otherwise, FUCK YEAH! Don't let her looks fool you! You know the golden saying: "Looks can be deceiving?" Yup. Roberta is one of those.
(*Cues: Black Lagoon - El Sol se Recuesta*)
Wiz: At first glance, Roberta looks like a simple and bland household maid and caretaker, but there's more to her. Once known as Rosarita Cisneros, Roberta was actually a trained soldier and assassin, as well a former Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia (F.A R.C) or Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia.
Boomstick: She was exceptionally so great at it, you know, kidnapping, murder, bombings & etc... that kind of stuff, she was branded as an internationally wanted criminal by the Men in Black and various cartel!
Wiz: Rosarita has a high bounty of over half a million on her head. Dead or Alive.
Boomstick: Hmm... kind of intriguing... but I know better than to mess with the Bloodhound of Florencia! Going up against her is suicide!
Wiz: Good point as Rosarita earned her monicker for her brutality and mercilessness during her days as a revolutionary. She murdered many including innocents civilians and children without remorse in name of her mission.
Boomstick: She was their killing machine, until she discovered her group was in cahoots with the drug cartels and realized she's being used as their guard dog. So, Rosarita left her group and vanished for good. Or did she?
Wiz: It was revealed that Rosarita was taken in by the Lovelaces after she escaped and went into hiding. The head of the family, Diego Lovelace, was a close friend to Rosarita's deceased father. And in order to settle his debt of honor with him, he safeguards Rosarita into his household as his way of payment. Providing her the allias of; Roberta, and making her as the family caretaker, thus giving her a second chance to start life all over.
Boomstick: Despite being an outsider with poor household chores and cooking skills, she was still well received and was treated as part of the family. For the first time, Roberta found comfort and began to feel mellow.
Wiz: Until her master's son got captured and abducted by the cartel. Whoops.
Boomstick: For a watchdog, she's kinda sloppy on her work.
Wiz: Triggered by her relentless drive to achieve her objectives, Roberta personally went into the vice city of Roanapur to rescue her master's son.
Boomstick: Unleashing hell in the city while causing major trouble to all sides, Roberta ultimately retrieves back her master's son and promises to him never to do crazy shit again...
(Both Wiz and Boomstick laugh.)
(*Cues: Black Lagoon - Peach Headz Addiction*)
Wiz: As if! We all know how it goes. After an unfortunate incident involving of her employer and savior's death, Roberta's Bloodhound persona triggers again and tracks down those responsible.
Boomstick: Which happens to be the US special forces operatives known as the Grey Fox unit. And boy, those guys had it coming the moment they include sacrificing the Bloodhound's master! Let the hunt begin!
Wiz: Her extensive training in tracking, stealth, tactics, bomb & trap making, assassination, torture techniques and experienced in all forms of ground combat made Roberta a highly dangerous and capable individual.
Boomstick: Her capabilities were superb! Her strength, speed, endurance, and instincts have been honed to almost inhuman levels! She can easily crushed a human skull, is quick enough to evade gunfire, tough enough to survived point-blank explosions, fast enough to recover from serious injuries, and is highly resilient to pain!
Wiz: Roberta also have extreme senses, particularly her sense of smell and hearing. She is an expert driver, her martial art and sharpshooting skills are top notch, and she's highly proficient in using a wide variety of weapons.
Boomstick: Namely, my favorite tools of killing, GUNS! She's got a twin Sistema Colt M1927 pistol that can be outfitted with drum magazines hidden in her sleeves. She also carries around a customized Franchi SPAS-12 combat shotgun disguised as an umbrella laced with bulletproof kevlar.
Roberta: I hope you’ll excuse me, but I’m afraid I may have to be rude.
(Roberta shoots a cartel thug with her umbrella gun.)
Revy: Dutch, I know what I want for Christmas!
Boomstick: Me too... She also have a modified bulletproof briefcase equipped with hidden armor-piercing machine gun installed with a grenade launcher! She's one hardcore Mary Poppins y'all!
Wiz: Among her weapons, she have several hand grenades, a modified combat knife which doubles as a spiked brass knuckle, a hidden belt gun which fires 4 rounds, a Charleville musket she borrowed from her Household which can pierced armor, and a spare IMBEL M1911.
Boomstick: And if she needs a bit more firepower, there's the Barrett M82A1 anti-material sniper rifle with underslung M32 multiple shot grenade launcher mounted underneath the barrel. Roberta is strong enough to fire this baby accurately with one arm despite the weapon's sheer size and weight! Its rounds can even pierce light-armored vehicles, and the power of every shot obliterates anyone and anything in its way! Want this baby and Roberta so bad for Christmas...
(*Cues: Black Lagoon - Foxy Doll*)
Wiz: A woman known for her ruthless efficiency, however, what truly makes Roberta frightening is when she unleashes her Bloodhound persona.
Boomstick: Becoming berserk, Roberta trades focus and sanity for rage and unpredictability. Is stronger in this state and ignores all pain. Literally unleashing the bitch within her.
Wiz: Uh, sure. Packed with several weapons, Roberta is a one-woman army. She went on a brutal rampage on Ronapaur just to rescue Garcia, hunted down the Lagoon company, casually took down the Colombian Cartel, easily defeated Shenhua, Sawyer the Cleaner, and Lotton the Wizard, brutally killed the FARC commander; Alberto, and avenged her master's unfortunate death by decimating most of the Grey Fox unit.
Boomstick: Absolutely relentless and iron-willed, Roberta can fire her guns without recoil, could fight for days without tiring, knocked out Revy in a brutal fistfight, breaks Shenhua's weapon using her teeth, stopped Sawyer's chainsaw with her pistols, easily punched through a car window, casually dodges heavy gunfire, quick enough to dodge bullets at close range, survives multiple car crashes, and was quick to recover after getting thrown off a speeding car then hurled into a metal container with enough force to indent metal. And she was fine! She has some insane durability! Hey, Wiz! Are you sure she's even human and not some killer robot?
Wiz: Well, most who have crossed paths with her think otherwise and compared her to one. Well, considering she lands from a three story window with no serious injury, easily shake off wounds, outrun a speeding car and easily destroys entire armed units, she's not completely far off. Even the slight mention of her name sends shivers down to the most hardened of criminals and soldiers who've seen her either in action or those who've managed to survive her onslaught.
Boomstick: Holy crap! She's one of them "rare ones" who have like zero weaknesses!
(*Cues: Black Lagoon - Dark Side of the Moon*)
Wiz: Well... hate to burst your bubbles, Boomstick. But despite being thought of as superhuman, Roberta has her fair share of flaws. She suffers from a growing madness in the form of haunting hallucinations from her past.
Roberta: I can hear the dead, they speak to me day and night. I don't even know if I'm dead or alive. It's all the same, I just can't tell.
Wiz: She's also a bit unhinged due to drug usage, reckless and is quite a sadist.
Boomstick: Hot... err... poor girl. And while she survives both in the manga and in the anime, the latter version of her didn't come out 100% unscathed. Still... she's one heck of a woman! And survivor!
Wiz: But even when stacked against impossible odds, Roberta still retains a strong motivation in accomplishing her task.
Boomstick: Roberta is the epitome of a strong and empowered chick done right! Nobody is at ease when this hellhound loose!
(Roberta quotes the Lovelace family creed in Spanish.)
Roberta: (A Blessing For The Living, A Flower Branch For the Dead, With The Sword Of Justice, A Punishment Of Death To Evildoers, And We Will Arrive At The Altar Of The Saints.) I swear on the name of Santa Maria to smite the unrighteous with my hammer!
Stacy Connor[]
(*Cues: Majikoi - Kuki Kagura*)
Boomstick: In a city of fighters known as Kawakami city, there lies a powerful conglomerate empire that mostly owned the place known as the Cookie Corp.
Wiz: Uh, Kuki actually.
Boomstick: Yeah. That's what I said. Anyway, being a highly international corporation, they have scouted numerous talented individuals from all over the globe to work for them. Damn rich people. They could get anything they want...
Wiz: *Sigh* Yes they do. However, the Kuki's only employed those who have the potential to their service. Specifically, the best of the best.
Boomstick: And a perfect example would be Azumi Oshitari or that badass old bastard, Hume Hellsing! My gramps got nothing on him!
Wiz: Indeed. Those two were unrivaled in their duty. But for now, we will select among the younger generation of servants.
Boomstick: I'll probably reconsider that statement if I were you, Wizard.
Azumi: You want to go to hell?
Wiz: I, uhh... *Ahem* Many individuals with amazing skills and abilities were hired. But there were those with special exceptions who were forcibly recruited into the Kuki corporation after a fateful encounter.
Boomstick: Like in the case of Stacy Connor. The unfortunate American lass with a smokin hot bod rockin a nice pair of rack!
Stacy: F*ck my luck.
(*Cues: Majikoi - Close Contest*)
Wiz: Hailing from the streets of Miami, Stacy was once a member of an all-female biker gang when she was younger. She was later drafted into the military and received training in the use of weaponry, close quarters combat, survival and warfare.
Boomstick: Although having a delinquent lifestyle, Stacy excelled in all those field and put them to good use serving as a special forces mercenary for her country.
Wiz: Stacy engages in skirmishes and battles abroad, specifically in the Middle East.
Boomstick: Turns out, Stacy is well-suited to the military life and later became a full-fledge member of the Green Berets.
Wiz: Stacy's expertise at guns made her the gun tech of her regiment. Her time in the Green Beret also further enhanced her military skills and training.
Boomstick: Sometime later, Stacy went to Japan and paid a visit to her former comrade, who happens to work as a maidservant at the Kuki Corporation. I bet she was surprised!
Wiz: Upon seeing her fellow compatriot in a maid outfit, Stacy made fun of her occupation until a fellow co-worker named Hume, intruded and gave Stacy a lesson in manners.
Boomstick: By beating the ever living shit out of Stacy! Damn! What a way to introduced himself! That definitely scarred the other party for life.
Stacy: F*cking hell.
Wiz: However, unlike most individuals one-shotted by Hume, Stacy somehow withstood his assault. Intrigued by Stacy's resiliency, Hume recruited her on the spot without her opinion on the matter, much to Stacy's dismay.
Boomstick: That's Karma for you... err, I mean, what a life-changing turn of events!
Wiz: Stacy have fought many wars and battles with Azumi and the Colonel. And because of those battles, Stacy became a seasoned fighter, as well became highly adept in hand to hand combat. Although she herself stated that she relies more on her weapons, she is shown to be stronger in cqc than with weaponry. Capable of defeating multiple opponents with just her fists without using much energy.
Boomstick: Regardless, her gunplay are still nonetheless great! Stacy is a crack shot, and is so good at causing havoc in the battlefield, she earned the title of "Bloody Stacy", which she finds embarrassing when being mentioned to her nowadays.
(*Cues: Majikoi - Fighting Samurai Girsl*)
Wiz: Despite her feminine stature, Stacy have the strength to easily lift a huge person with only one arm, as well as casually lift a minigun with little to no effort.
Boomstick: Well, duh! She works out in her spare time!
Stacy: You gotta invest in your body if you wanna get anything done.
Boomstick: Besides being physically fit, Stacy's also a quick shot! She can easily shot and blitz her foes before they can even react, and have the willpower and stamina to remain conscious after being thrashed by Hume and being poisoned by some venomous cutie.
Wiz: Stacy is also tough enough to tanked missiles and survived their explosions.
Boomstick: Damn! Is this chick even human!?
Wiz: Well find out.
Boomstick: Huh? Next thing you knew, this chick is probably a product of some super soldier program.
Wiz: I highly doubt that. After Hume's interference, Stacy became a maid of the Kuki corporation. She was taught specific servant skillsets ranging from standard tasks like cleaning, cooking, organizing & etc... to guard and patrol duties to which Stacy is frequently assigned to.
Boomstick: With her military background and aptitude in various weaponry, Stacy fits well with the security job pretty nicely. She's highly efficient with just about any kind of firearms, but like me, Stacy definitely loves carrying around her favorites!
Stacy: Gotcha, I'll give you a near death experience with my specialized weapons!
Boomstick: I definitely like her! Stacy have a pair of dual pistols, and an Fg-42 automatic rifle and an Mg-42 machine gun as her primary weapons. If it wasn't obvious enough, this chick loves her homeland so much, she's rockin an American flag bikini underneath her outfit that she sometimes shows to the public. Hot.
Wiz: Err... similar to her senior; Azumi, Stacy sometimes strips her clothing during combat for more maneuverability.
Boomstick: And distracting her foes, especially men, with her rockin figure! She's also mischievous and is quite the tease! Oh, and she also wields her rifles like some buffed commando! That's the true American way! So free and badass, like me!
Wiz: Yeah, right. Stacy also packs in her arsenal her favorite rockin Bazooka, her customized and modded minigun which can fire radiation rounds of blinding light which stuns enemies, and a handful of grenades which also releases smoke screen.
(*Cues: Majikoi - Fateful Battle*)
Boomstick: Stacy's extensive military training and experience in warfare paid off during the Great Kawakami Mock Battle in where she and the rest of the Servant Corps easily annihilated Class 2-F students guarding their general, almost winning the war for Class 2-S.
Wiz: While she's lacking in technique, Stacy makes up for it with her sheer determination and unorthodox fighting style. Surprising her enemies using dirty tactics.
Boomstick: Even without playing dirty, she's one hell of a strong fighter! Stacy's a veteran when it comes to battle. She have fought and overwhelmed Cap during the Mock Battle, and fought some karate hobo named; Shakadu, during the Battle Royale.
Wiz: Although the outcome of both battles were not in Stacy's favor, she was able to hold them off long enough than others could.
Boomstick: Yeah... Stacy only had brief moments. She is also sensitive about her past, and often received flashbacks which affects her emotionally inside. Resulting of having mood swings at the drop of a dime. Beneath that rough and rowdy attitude of hers lies fragile feelings. Yup. She's definitely human by that standard.
Wiz: But of special case. Remember earlier about "Hume being impressed by her strong will"?
Boomstick: Uh, yeah? What of it?
Wiz: Those nasty flashbacks or mental trauma she's been having have produced a rare technique that earns Hume’s approval of her while horrifies everyone else.
Boomstick: Don't leave me hanging! What is it?
Wiz: A hidden potential gained only by those who were throwned into war at a young age such as Stacy, who have somehow developed her experience into her ace and only technique she called "Ultra Rock".
Boomstick: I see... In my own understanding from what you've just babbled, she weaponized her PTSD?
Wiz: Uhh, when you put it that way... yeah.
Boomstick: Sheesh... You could have just said some Rambo or Flippy related words, you know.
(*Cues: Majikoi - March of a Beast*)
Wiz: When Stacy activates "Ultra Rock", it removes her body limiters off, resulting of her eyes turning and glowing red, all of her senses greatly improve, and her strength, quickness, and speed, dramatically increases that even her opponents can't keep track of her movements. Her durability is also heightend, and she gains a tremendous tolerance to pain, almost shrugging all wounds inflicted on her. At one point, she dislocates her wrist, shrugs and then just continues beating her opponent mercilessly with her fists.
Boomstick: As awesome as it is, it comes at a price...you know, aside from losing sanity and the whole going berserk thing.
Stacy: Heh. War burned up every rational train of thought I had... That's right. I lost something back then. Something you need to be human.
Wiz: With a strong desire to win, Stacy managed to turn the tables when she fought the strong and tough servant named; Che Dominguez. She also overwhelms another unique servant named; Sheila Colombo, with sheer force alone.
Boomstick: While it greatly enhances her stats to superhuman levels, she tends to babble violently and incoherently in her aggressive state. She will also beat anyone so hard to death, she injures herself in the process.
Wiz: Let's not forget that she leaves herself wide open as she neglects her defenses and focuses more on the offensive in her feral state, in which a smart opponent could exploit. So Stacy doesn't use her ace much unless absolutely necesarry.
Boomstick: Or when in critical situations. She also hesitates a bit when she sees blood, as it reminds her of her days as a mercenary. Well, that's... kinda odd.
Wiz: She's also a bit reckless, has a habbit of going headburst into battle, and have trouble keeping up with faster opponents.
Boomstick: But with Ultra Rock, then its a different matter.
Wiz: In her route, Stacy ultimately surpassed her fellow servants and took the number one spot. Proving that anyone can achieve anything when given the spotlight.
Boomstick: Flashy, hot-blooded, and with guns loaded, Stacy is the kind of gal you wouldn't want getting depressed on you. Otherwise, you’re cruising for a bloody bruising!
Stacy: Time to enjoy hell! Let's rock!
Pre-Fight[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let’s end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
(*Cues: Bleach - No Regresar*)
Midday.
Somewhere in Colombia, several corpses lie scattered on the ground near the fountain outside a beautiful villa which then explodes.
Meanwhile.
Recently finished with her mission assignment in Colombia, Stacy Connor of the Servant Corps, just so happens to be cruising by with her motorcycle near the place when the explosion occur.
Stacy: What the f*ck?
Stacy halts her ride.
Stacy: Sh!t. Hope nobody got hurt.
Worried, Stacy turns her motorcycle around and drives off towards the site.
A figure resembling a maid carrying a briefcase and an umbrella, proceeds to exit the fiery villa, unscathed.
The figure reveals itself to be Roberta, the infamous Bloodfound of Florencia.
Roberta: (Now no one would harass the young master anymore.)
Roberta walks out from the smoldering estate but suddenly stop on her track as she hears a motor roaring from the distance.
Stacy burst through the gate with her ride and halted it not too far from Roberta.
Stacy: *Whistle* Did someone forget to turn the stove off or what?
Roberta: ...
Stacy: Hey?
Stacy attempts to strike a conversation with Roberta, the latter gripped her umbrella tightly.
Stacy: Hey, Foureyes! I'm talking to you!
Roberta tilts her head up.
Stacy: (Hmm that's funny. I don't recall of another collegue having an assignment here...)
Stacy's eyes wandered and saw the corpses lying on the ground.
Stacy: (Sh!t.) Did you do this? Wait a minute. Upon closer inspection... You're not from one of us! Who are you!? And why the maid outfit?
Roberta: My apologies. But I'm afraid I have to be rude here.
(*Cues: Pain Killer - Prison and City of Water*)
Roberta aimed her umbrellagun at Stacy.
Stacy: Huh?
Roberta fired her weapon.
Stacy: F*ck!
Stacy, using her quick reflexes evades the bullets and speeds her cycle away. Roberta unloads a couple of shots until the interloper was out of range.
Roberta: Americans...
Roberta lowers her umbrella and proceed to walk but stops again when she sighted the interloper driving towards her.
Stacy: You really think I'll let you off the hook after that move you just pulled? Fat chance, bitch!
Stacy slides and pull a brake as she unloads her big gun.
Stacy: Say hello to My rockin' bazooka!
Roberta: You've got to be kidding me...
Stacy: Let's start this off with a bang!
Stacy fired her bazooka.
FIGHT
Roberta quickly opens her umbrella while covering herself with her briefcase which protects her from the blast but knocks her back to the blazing building due to the sheer force of the blast.
Stacy parked her ride and dismounts. She trades her bazooka for her automatic rifle and machine gun which she wields on each hand. She holsters one of them up over her shoulder as she watches the fiery compound.
Stacy: Bitch, toasted!
With a smug on her face, Stacy confidence gets the better of her when a grenade suddenly popped out from the inferno and rolled towards her.
Stacy: Aww sh!t.
Stacy manages to leap back in time from explosion but was still affected by the blast which sends her flying back.
Stacy: (Crap!)
Stacy lands on her feet and was shock to see her opponent emerging from the flames while reciting a chant in spanish.
Roberta: (A blessing for the living, a flower for the dead. With the sword of justice. A punishment of death to evildoers. And we will arrive at the altar of the saints.)
Roberta discards her damaged umbrella.
Stacy: Trying to act cool. Who does she think she is?
Roberta: I swear in the name of Santa Maria. To smite the unrighteous with my iron hammer!
Roberta aimed her briefcase at Stacy and unload hails of bullets.
Stacy: You gotta be sh!tting me!
Stacy quickly sprinted and summersault towards the nearest foundation for cover.
Roberta deploys another grenade at Stacy's location. But Stacy quickly steps out of cover and shot the grenade which explodes midair. Stacy aimed her guns at Roberta.
Stacy: Eat lead, bitch!
Roberta crouch and took cover from her briefcase. She takes out her IMBEL M1911.
Stacy: Hah, don't piss yourself!
Roberta boldy steps out of cover and fired rapidly at her adversy.
Stacy: Whoa!
Stacy avoids gunfire by taking cover.
Stacy: I gotta admit, I admire her courage.
Stacy spots a telephone wire.
Stacy: (Perfect!)
Stacy aimed one of her guns, swiftly shot and cut one of the lines.
Stacy: But nobody outguns the ROCKER!
Stacy picks out a grenade.
Stacy: Time to go boom!
Removes the pin and tosses it at Roberta's location.
Stacy: F*ck yeah! Let's rock!!!
Stacy quickly jumped and grabbed the loose wire as she swings from side to side furiously bombarding multiple rounds upon her adversary.
Roberta: (!?)
Roberta surprised at the sudden intrepid assault quickly cartwheels and sprinted away from the hail of bullets and summersault out the burning manor while barely avoiding the blast as Stacy jumps off the wire and lands.
Stacy: Aww yeah! I'm f*cking pumped now!
Roberta, bruised and bleeding from the gunfire and blast, grits her teeth and shakes off the pain. She stood back up infuriated.
Stacy: Hey, Foureyes! You dead yet?
Stacy moves to the side of the burning villa only to get shot in the shoulder by Roberta's Charleville musket.
Stacy: (Ugh! Sh!t!)
Stacy drops her rifle.
Roberta: Tsk.
Roberta fires again but Stacy quickly dashes to the side, avoiding Roberta's fire and spins as she gets behind a pillar for cover.
Stacy: I'm gonna send yah straight to hell!
Roberta: Please be my guest.
Stacy brazenly goes out of cover and fires her machine gun which overwhelmed Roberta and got her running to the greenhouse nearby, avoiding her enemy gunfire.
Stacy: I'll show you the difference of firepower!
Stacy continued firing her gun until it run out of ammo, almost obliterating the structure.
Stacy: Aww, crap.
Stacy discards her machine gun and attempts to pick up her rifle but Roberta goes out of cover and shots it away from her foe's grasp.
Stacy: Dammit!
Stacy takes out her dual pistols and returned fire before taking cover. Roberta took cover again, avoiding gunfire as she discards her musket for her twin Sistema Colt M1927 pistols.
Stacy: Sh!t. You never know when to f*cking call it a day.
Both women comes out of cover pointing their guns at each other.
Stacy: (A mexican standoff, eh?) Heh.
Roberta: (What a nuisance.) Tch.
Stacy was the first to fire. Both women engage in a firefight, barely avoiding each other's shots. Roberta quickly took cover and outfitted her pistols with drum magazines. She then come out and unload hails of bullets.
Stacy: (Sh!t!)
Stacy quickly summersault into the nearest structure for cover which was a statue. Roberta shot the statue to bits with her automatic pistols. Stacy quickly jumps into some bushes to which Roberta also mowed down.
Stacy: *Crawling* (F*ck! She got me crawling to the ground!)
Roberta ceases fire as she run out of ammo. She discards her weapon.
Stacy: (Time for a counterattack!)
Stacy got back to her feet and aimed her guns at her opponent, but was shocked to see Roberta dashing towards her.
Stacy: You're one crazy bitch, you know that?
Roberta evades Stacy's gunfire and continues charging towards her.
Stacy: Sh!t! Why won't you go down already!?
Roberta: Very well...
Stacy: Huh?
Roberta ducks underneath, evading Stacy's fire and delivers an uppercut which knocked Stacy back, dropping her guns on the ground.
Stacy gets on her feet only for Roberta to land a knuckle sandwich in her face.
Stacy: (F*cking hell!) You'll pay for that, bitch!
Roberta: Give me your best shot.
Stacy: I'll make you swallow those words!
The two ladies engage blows in a fistfight until Roberta executes a rear naked chokehold on Stacy. Stacy struggles and elbows her adversary to the side but Roberta still locks her hold on her.
Stacy: (F*ck! Gotta turn this around before she snaps my neck like a twig!)
Stacy bites Roberta's arm.
Roberta: (!?)
But she still won't release her hold on her.
Roberta: (What a vulgar and savage woman. Time to put her out of her misery.) I'm afraid you have die now.
Stacy: (Sh!t! She's gonna do it!) *Scream*
Stacy uses her strength as she run backwards and smashes Roberta to a nearby concrete foundation which cracks.
Roberta: *Grunt*
Still, Roberta doesn't let go of her hold on Stacy but the latter tilts her head and headbutts the lovelace maid, breaking her glasses and loosening her hold.
Stacy: Get off me you bitch!
Stacy throws Roberta overhead and quickly dashes back to her motorcycle. Roberta rolls and got back up on her feet. Roberta remove her broken glasses and shatters it.
Stacy arrived at her motorcycle and retrieves something.
Stacy: This will surely f*ck her up!
Her bike was suddenly blasted into smithereens. Stacy was caught in the explosion and got blasted away.
Stacy: (Sh!t! My f*cking bike!!!)
Roberta is revealed to have her Barrett M82A1 sniper rifle, as she reloads. Stacy endured the pain and gets behind a palm tree for cover carrying her minigun.
Roberta launches a grenade towards her opponent. The latter leaps, avoiding the blast which obliterates the tree and shoots a round of blinding light in midair which briefly rendered Roberta. Upon landing, Stacy rolls and revs up her minigun.
Stacy: I'll let you hear ear-shattering ROCK & ROLL!
Stacy proceeds to fire hails of bullets at Roberta but the latter was able to react fast enough as she rolls and quickly sprinted to the side, barely avoiding gunfire.
Stacy: Quit f*ckin dodging, dammit!
Stacy continues firing her weapon at Roberta who also retaliates with her own.
Stacy: Oh, come on!
Both women exchange bullets while barely dodging them.
Roberta: (What a pain. Time to end this charade.)
Roberta launches multiple grenades at Stacy.
Stacy: Oww, f*ck me.
Stacy was caught by the blast screaming.
Roberta: Good riddance.
(*Cues: Quake 2 - Counter Attack*)
However, after the explosion, Roberta's nemesis remained standing with dress torned and eyes turned brightly red. Stacy had unleashed Ultra Rock.
Roberta: (What in the!?)
Bloody Stacy: *Snarl* Kill!!!
Roberta: (It doesn't matter. She'll die like the rest.)
Roberta fires multiple rounds at Bloody Stacy, with the latter avoiding every shot with ease.
Roberta: (!) What? Impossible!
Roberta attempts to fire another round but Bloody Stacy swiftly appear right in front of Roberta and disarms her of the weapon.
Roberta: (Tch!)
Roberta ducks and evades Bloody Stacy's attack. Roberta tackles her opponent to the ground and takes out her combat knife. Roberta attempts to stab her opponent with it but Bloody Stacy grabs the blade's hilt with her hands.
Roberta: (So strong!)
Bloody Stacy overpowers Roberta and disarms her of her knife. Bloody Stacy grabs her face and powers through as she smashes Roberta into the pavement.
Roberta: *Ack*
Bloody Stacy: Die, bitch!
Bloody Stacy repeatedly smashes Roberta's head into the pavement.
Still conscious, Roberta reaches out to her knife and attempts to plunge it into her opponent's skull, but the latter uses her left arm as shield which the knife plunge into.
Roberta: (Dammit!)
Ignoring the pain and still holding Roberta's face, Bloody Stacy lifts her opponent from the ground with her good arm and attempts to crush her nemesis' skull but Roberta struggles and unloads a flurry of punches to her foe's arm. Still unfazed, Bloody Stacy snarls at her foe and slams her down once more into the ground, dragging her across the pavement towards the burning estate and bashing her through the walls.
Bloody Stacy: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill...!
Bloody Stacy removes the knife stuck on her left arm with her mouth and spits it aside as she pursuits her opponent into the burning estate.
(*Cues: Jormungand - H.W. Complex No5*)
Roberta, greatly pissed and badly injured, awakened her Bloodhound side.
The Bloodhound grins wickedly and stood back up only to be punch in the gut by her berserk opponent. The Bloodhound vomits blood from the impact.
Smiling wildly with her shark teeth and ever glowing crimson eyes, Bloody Stacy mercilessly plunged her fist deeper into her opponent's gut and slowly raise her from the ground. The Bloodhound responded by moving her hands to her belt which fires four rounds of bullets to Bloody Stacy's chest.
Bloody Stacy: *Snarl*
Bloody Stacy is taken aback. Using this chance, the Bloodhound cracks her knuckles and delivers a merciless beatdown to her opponent and knocks her into the inferno. Bloody Stacy, however, still regained her footing despite the massive beating and wound she took.
The Bloodhound using tactics and stealth, nimbly stalks her prey and throws sharp and fiery projectiles from different directions. Bloody Stacy swiftly strikes the incoming projectiles, and with her enhanced senses was able to pinpoint the Bloodhound's location, and caught one of the flaming projectile and tosses it back as she proceeds to dash off towards her opponent.
The Bloodhound instinctively reacts and evades the fiery object, but Bloody Stacy was already near the Bloodhound as she grabs and slams her through the wall and into another room in which she then follows.
Bloody Stacy attempts to grab the Bloodhound's leg but the Bloodhound counters by grabbing a nearby porcelain on the ground and smashes it at her adversary, escaping her grasp as the Bloodhound rolled and regained her footing.
The two glare at each other and furiously clash, exchanging heavy blows until they both grab each other and get into a power struggle.
Bloody Stacy: *Snarl*
Bloodhound: *Grin*
Bloody Stacy gets the upper hand and slams the Bloodhound down. Bloody Stacy then grabs her leg.
Bloody Stacy: Die! Die! Die!
And smashes the Bloodhound around like a ragdoll in the burning room before tossing her into the flames.
Bloody Stacy jumped on top of the Bloodhound and pummeled her to death. But the Bloodhound counters back with her own punches.
They furiously beat themselves up to a bloody pulp.
Bloody Stacy continues pummeling her foe without signs of fatigue while the Bloodhound began to slow down on her punches. Bloody Stacy soon overwhelms the Bloodhound in their beatdown but with a wicked grin, the hellhound of Florencia releases several grenades from her dress.
Bloodhound: Nos vemos en el infierno!!!
Bloody Stacy: DIE!!!!!!
Just as Bloody Stacy lands the final punch, the grenades explodes. Blasting the whole area into kingdom come.
Rain pours down, extinguishing the flames on the area.
(*Cues: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum - Excommunicado*)
Pushing the pile of debris, the Kuki attendant emergies with nothing but shredded clothes revealing her stars and stripes underwear.
Stacy: Huh? What happened? What was I? Augh...
Stacy drops to her knees as she felt the pain and bleeding from the wounds inflicted on her body.
Stacy: Sh!t... this sucks.
Stacy collapses on the rubble as the rain slowly stops and sunlight took over.
K.O!
Stacy is later seen being carried away by her fellow Servant Corps aboard a helicopter while a single white feather lands on Garcia Lovelace's head during a stroll on his garden.
Results[]
(*Cues: Majikoi A2 - The Final Battle*)
Boomstick: F*CKIN' A!! That was the most epic shootout-cat fight we ever had!
Wiz: Both women possesses extraordinary superhuman traits and were extremely deadly combatants. While Stacy is a strong and competent fighter, Roberta can put up a fight and hold her own with her natural strength, skills, and experience fighting seasoned fighters such as Revy and Shenshua, with the latter an expert in close quarters combat. Roberta is also craftier than her opponent, able to easily adapt and apply tactics in midfight, making her versatile in combat with her wide array of talents.
Boomstick: It's no surprise that Roberta can match Stacy in a contest of blows. What's more, even if Stacy could manage to knocked out Roberta, the latter could just get-up moments after with her extreme and unyielding recovery. But while Roberta has better recovery, Stacy can take and dish out more punishment than Roberta could. Seeing the American lass endured and survived Hume's beatdowns without the latter holding back! And this Hume guy have the power to destroy the planet if wants to! Think about that!
Wiz: That's a little bit of an overstatement. But considering the fact that Hume is stated as one of the strongest beings in his verse, its reasonable to believed that he is capable of doing so.
Boomstick: He freaking fought Momoyo on par! The strongest of the Four Devas and most powerful woman on the planet! And during their bout, they had to move into outer space to avoid destroying the planet with their power collision!
Wiz: Which makes it quite admirable for anyone on the receiving end to remain at least conscious after Hume strikes.
Boomstick: Right! And Stacy always receives a beating from that guy whenever she slacks off from her work or doing some mischief. Although kind of a glass canon sometimes, it's at least safe to assume that Stacy's a lot more durable and resilient than we take her for.
Wiz: Both could survive explosions, however, its questionable in Roberta's case wither she outright tanks the explosion or avoids it while Stacy was bombarded by multiple missiles at once and still remained intact. Though to be fair, Stacy was knocked out from the ensuing blast.
Boomstick: Sure, Roberta could endure much pain, and while others in her verse thought of her as a relentless killing machine, her flesh is still like any other. One precise shot could critically hinder and injured the Bloodhound.
Wiz: And while both could dodge multiple and automatic gunfire, Stacy is a lot more quicker and faster of the two, being able to blitz and shot a her foes before they could even react definitely puts her leagues above Roberta.
Boomstick: Both women were also highly proficient when it comes to firearms. Especially with Stacy since guns are her forte.
Wiz: In terms of weaponry, Stacy's guns certainly had more destructive force behind them, but unfortunately, her weapons lack versatility and range which Roberta got beat with her unique modifications and assortment of firepower.
Boomstick: Both combatants were well-matched and had blow by blow counters. So the question was... how did this fight not end in a draw? Or in be---
Wiz: ---Due to the massive difference of increments obtained after accessing their inner power is what made us decide the verdict of this battle. And while firearms are highly powerful tools for killing---
Boomstick: ---F*ck yeah!
Wiz: Uh right. Unlike any other weapons however, guns had its usage until ammo eventually runs out. A close-range melee between the two is inevitable. Roberta is indeed a fearsome foe when unleashing the Bloodhound but Stacy had the perfect counter for it. Her Ultra Rock ability.
Boomstick: The Bloodhound may be sturdy as rock and is fierce as a wolf, but Bloody Stacy is a wild and destructive force of nature that mauls everything in her path! Funny thing is though, for a berserker, Bloody Stacy is kindly sane enough to distinguish friend from foe. The Bloodhound on the other hand... not so much.
Wiz: The Bloodhound is surely unpredictable using the surroundings to her advantage, but Bloody Stacy's massive boost in attributes and heightened senses was able to deduce and overwhelmed the Bloodhound's sheer ferocity and tenacity.
Boomstick: The Bloodhound may be able to trap and outsmart her foe, but once Bloody Stacy pinpoints her target's location, it was only a matter of time before a bloody retaliation is assured. Plus, Ultra Rock is pretty useful against opponent's who rely on direct attacks and those slightly stronger or equal to Stacy's level.
Wiz: The difference in power between the two is quite massive after unleashing their formidable side. Stacy's trumped card ultimately turn the tide of battle in her favor, leaving this victory pretty straight forward.
Boomstick: Roberta surely went out with a bang!
Wiz: The winner is Stacy Connor.
Comparison[]
Roberta[]
- +Smarter
- +More Skilled
- +Adaptable
- +Tactical
- +Versatile
- +Better Recovery
- +Better Arsenal
Stacy Connor[]
- +More Durable
- +More Resilient
- +Faster & Quicker
- +Better Ability
- +Ultra Rock counters Bloodhound Persona
- +More Control
- +Senses beats Stealth
- +Stronger