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This is canon/movie Vader.
Description[]
Henry Stickmin vs Star Wars! Two powerful cyborgs clash, in a battle that will determin who is the better robot infused human.
Interlude[]
Bear: We've seen many serious people, but these two are heartless and leave no room for kidding around. Right Hand Man, who we'll just refer to as RHM.
Moo: Darth Vader, the fallen Jedi cyborg. I'm Moo and he's Bear, and you know the drill, inow it's time to start!
RHM[]
Bear: The Toppat clan. A mighty force indeed, the Toppat clan ran unchallenged, no govermant on Earth could catch them, especially not their airship either.
Moo: That is, until a goverment named The Goverment hired/blackmailed Henry Stickmin to infiltrate the airship. Henry fought many people, but only survived his attacks, and it was his most formidible foe: The Right Hand Man.
Bear: No matter which route you took, you fought this guy and he became the most badass villian in the series. BECAUSE HE BECAME A GOD DAMN CYBORG!
Moo: Yep. The newly rebuilt RHM comes equiped with lasers, a giant ass sword blade, leg hydrolics, rocket boosters, a firable hand that comes back to him, and super strength. RHM has fought Henry on multiple occasions, and if that's not scary enough, he's also pretty smart and a capable leader!
Bear: RHM has survived being punched into another freaking dimension, punches from nanosuit Henry, and a cheap fighting combo, that lasted like 30 seconds. Mind you, this is the Henry Stickmin that can knock out other people with one punch. This isn't even it though!
Moo: He also has the Time In A Bottle, which allows him to slow down, and even stop time! And he once flew past the clouds in seconds!
Bear: RHM is also strong enough to kill Henry with one punch, the same Henry that survived the explosion of the Toppat airship! Damn, what can't he do? This guy seems really overpowered. Oh wait. I alre-
Moo: Well he's been killed multiple times, Henry's cheap fighting combo knocked him out, and Time In A Bottle needs a while to absord enough "Sands Of Time" to stop time, otherwise it can't stop time. Plus, only Cyborg Henry survived the Airship explosion, and he died afterward. Even so, scaling to Henry, RHM should be able to survive the Airship explosion. Not to mention that he once flew so fast, he went straight through the Toppat orbital station, and caused it to explode. Not only that, he's survived and escaped the goverment multiple times!
Bear: Truly, RHM is a force to be reconned with. Should you join the Goverment, watch out for the terror that is; the Right Hand Man!
RHM: Now I've got you . . .
Darth Vader[]
Moo: Dun-dun-dun-dun-d-dun-dun-d-dun, du- *Slap* OW!
Bear: Stop y' idiot. Anyways, Anakin Skywalker was one of the most formidible jedi there was, known as the chosen one, it was said he would destroy the sith, evil not-jedi who wanted to rule the galexy. Well, that is, until he got a girlfriend/wife and broke all the jedi rules. It was the that Senator Palpatine, who was also secrectly evil, took advantage of this and manipulated him into being evil. Blah-Blah-Blah, shit happens, he fight Obi-Wan Kenobi, and loses his legs. Obi-Wan is like: "Oh he's super dead, but I didn't kill him or break any of the jedi rules, blah-blah-blah" he leaves, Anakin gets picked up, now he's a badass cyborg sith.
Moo: Darth Vader is a powerful sith, capable of battling his son Luke, and . . . OLD MAN OBI-WAN?!?! Killed him too. Looks like someone got their revenge. Anyways, like all edge sith lords, Vader wields a red lightsaber, and honestly, it's kinda getting boring, get a new lightsaber for once in ya life would ya?
Bear: Vader is a master in lightsaber combat, but almost no jedi is a true lightsaber combat master, so basically Vader is a master of form 5 and relied on heavy offence and no non-sense attacks, no flip or twirls, just hitting REALLY hard.
Moo: Vader never learned sith lightning however, so theres no chance of him using that. Anyways though, while the dark sith lord walks really slow, he can move fast enough to deflect blaster fire, and in his Anakin years he used force pushing, legit just pushing people and things. He's also survived being electricuted, though he still died afterward. Plus he has his signuture move, force choking. This leads us to his weaknesses.
Bear: His suit is what allows him to survive, so its key to his survival. Take it out and you take out him. He's also vulnerable to electricity, as it takes out his suit. Plus, he's really slow in terms of movement speed. But even with these weaknesses, watch out for Darth Vader!
Vader: Join me and together we shall rule the galexy . . .
Pre-Fight[]
"Um sir, we gotta 4-11 here. Some sort of space ship is coming at us, um they're about to *Explosion* YIKES! They're firing!"
The Right Hand Man sighed as he heard the news, and replied to the voice.
RHM: Raise the shields and fire!
Outside the ship, X-wings and a giant triangular ship began firing red lasers, as the Toppat orbital station began firing back green lasers, which convinced Darth Vader that they were rebels.
Darth Vader: I will handle this myself. Ready a ship, we will destroy these pathetic rebels.
A few mintutes later, a small ship roughly a 5th of the size the original ship it came out of came out. It flew head first though the shield, and into the cafe.
Toppats: GO GO GO!
Stormtroopers came out of the ship and Toppats fired machine guns. The Toppats were out matched, they didn't have the armor or guns needed to win, but few of them manage to take a few of the troopers guns, and now held the line. Kabbitz stepped up, and began punching the crap out of the troopers. Just then, two powerful figures entered the room, and the shooting stopped. The Right Hand Man walked up to Darth Vader. And they had a stand-off. Vader suddenly whipped out his lightsaber, as RHM activated his leg hydrolics.
Fight![]
Vader swung his lightsaber as RHM backflipped, dodging the swipe.
"Ha. You think you can take me on? *Glances at Toppats* AND YOU GUYS! GET A MOVE ON!"
"The power of the dark side is more than enough to destroy you."
Suddenly, it was all out warfare again as the Toppats and Stormtroopers begam firing at each other, and the newly rescued Reginald came out and grabbed a Stormtrooper gun, as Palpatine himself entered the fray. Utter chaos enveloped the orbital station as RHM and Darth Vader ran at each other. Vader attempted another swipe, but was kicked in the face and knocked back. RHM began firing lasers from his eyes, which Vader defleted easily. RHM charged another laser, and fired a constant laser, which Vader deflected by aiming his saber towards the ceiling. RHM saw this and stopped quickly, and then ran at Vader again. The sith lord used the Force Push and shoved him through a wall, but RHM smirked and fired a rocket hand at Vader. Vader used the Force Push once more and sent it back at RHM, who hit the ground before it hit him, causing it to miss. RHM called it back to him and flew threw the wall and went straight at Vader. The sith lord swung his lightsaber horizantally, and missed as RHM flew behind him. RHM prepared to blast Vader into oblivion, but Vader whirled around and deflected it the moment it fired, suprising and momenterally stunning RHM. Vader used this to his advantage and tried to force choke RHM, who was fine. Vader stopped, confused. RHM activated his blade hand, and a giant blade came out. RHM and Vader trade attacks for a while, but Vader soon cuts through RHM's blade hand causing him to wince in pain. The Right Hand Man retracts his blade arm and activates his normal hand, and fires his left at Vader, who dodges with ease. RHM then punches the black edgelord in the face, and as Vader drops his lightsaber, RHM's left hand punches it out of the way.
RHM: Now I've got you . . .
Vader raises his fists, but RHM punches onto the ground with one hit. RHM then tries blast Vader with an eye laser, but Vader recalls his ligthsaber using the Force, and then whirls around and slashes the Right Hand Man back. Vader then uses the Force Push to knock RHM into a wall, but this does not last long and RHM gets up quickly, just in time to dodge Vader's lightsaber, which pierces the wall where his head once was.
RHM: Tricky one ain't ya. Well take this!
The Toppat launches a beam from his hand, and Darth Vader uses to the force to stop it in it's tracks. But his hand quakes, and he struggles to keep it up. Eventually, the beam makes contact with the sith lord and blasts him into the next room. But it isn't a room, it's a hall. Escape pods line the hall, and RHM tackles Darth Vader to prevent him from escaping.
RHM: No you don't.
Vader: You think I'll run from you? Feel the power of the dark side of the force!
Vader slams him into the ceiling using the Force Push, and keeps him there, pushing him more and more. The ceiling groans from the effort, and suddenly, RHM uses his leg hydrolics to push off the ceiling. The ceiling breaks as RHM punches Vader's mask. RHM gets up, and grabs Vader, shoving him into a escape pod. He then sends it towards Earth and sets off the self descruct, However Vader wakes up last second, cuts a hole in his pod and presses a certain button.
"Reverse truster engaged."
Vader lept out of the pod as it flew backwards, the hole caught the Right Hand Man. RHM attempted to get out the pod, but it was too late. The pod burst out the orbital station, and exploded. RHM's last words were: SCREW YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
K-
RHM bursts through the wall, standing straigh across Vader, missing his left arm. Vader throws his lightsaber at RHM, who smirks and takes out his ultimate weapon-
"ボトルの時間! (Time in a bottle!)"
Vader's lightsaber misses, so Vader recalls it and tries to strike RHM, who dodges again and again.
"それは希望です！これは私の精神です、ボトルの時間です！あなたは私に触れることはできません! (It's hopeless, this is my spirit, time in a bottle! You cannot touch me!)
Until he did. Time In A Bottle ran out, and Vader jammed his lightsaber in RHM's mechanical eye, causing him to cry out in pain and agony.
"AHHHH! *Pulls out lightsaber* I'm gonna . . . I'M GONNA . . . I'M GONNA DELETE YOUUUUUU!"
The Toppat furriously charged up a big red energy blast, and launched it at Darth Vader. Vader used the Force once more, calling upon all his might. The red ball stopped in it's tracks and even started to go backwards, until the worlds colors became a bit darker. RHM walked behind Vader, Time In A Bottle resting in his hand.
RHM: それは近いものでしたが、私はなんとか十分な時間を得ることができました。今、滅びる！(That was a close one, but I managed to get enough sands of time. Now, perish!)
The Right Hand Man to Reginald charged up a beam like a kamehameha, and when time unfroze he let it rip. The beam tore through Vader's stomach and the dark lord screamed in agony. He slumped to the ground, his hands dropping. The Right Hand Man walked away, as the giant red ball of energy he threw earlier eradicated Darth Vader.
KO!
Results[]
Moo: Jesus RHM, that was brutal.
Bear: While Vader was a formidible foe, he had just enough dissadvantages to lose the battle. To start it off, his slow movement meant he was too slow to catch the Right Hand Man.
Moo: While RHM couldn't exploit Vader's weakness to electricity, he could definatly destroy the suit. RHM's blade hand could destroy metal just by dropping, so it could without a doubt cut Vader to shreds. Not only that, Vader had no way to deal with RHM's BIG energy blasts, and especially no way of countering Time In A Bottle. RHM's time stop is just too over powered. Plus times slow down would allow him to dodge every attack his opponent threw at him.
Bear: It's not all bad though, Vader's lightsaber could deflect most of RHM's lasers and was definatly the more deadly weapon between the two. It seems though, that in the end, Vader met a Darth end. The Right Hand Man should really Saber this victory. And his lasers were a real Force to be reconned with.
Moo: The winner, is The Right Hand Man.
Post-Fight[]
RHM walked down the halls of the newly repaired Toppat orbital station, walking past the new stormtrooper Toppats and waving them a hello. He'd done it, after he defeated the black edgelord with a lightsaber, he used the weapon to end the pesky Henry Stickmin, and destroy the stormtroopers. A couple of them surrendered, and became Toppats, but they never were threats. Thanks to their intel, the Toppats were going after "beskar". Apperently with this metal, they would become truly unstoppabe forces, allowing NONE of them to be hurt. RHM walked down the halls, and arrived at the newly built funeral room. The largest room, this room housed the names of the fallen.
Reginald: Paying your respects Right Hand Man?
RHM: Yeah, but we should be gettin ready. This is bouta be the biggest heist we've done . . .
Triva[]
- Sheepboi1 felt like this should be added, so here's the connections
- Both are powerful cyborgs who had their legs cut off (RHM has mechanical legs, and if you choose yo-yo you hit him with a chainsaw, and Obi-Wan Kenobi used his lightsaber to cut off Anakin's legs)
- Both wield blades and lasers (Darth Vader uses a lightsaber, which could be classified as a sword, which is a blade. While RHM has a blade arm, and both use lasers as Vader's lightsaber is sort of a laser while RHM can use straight up lasers)
- Both are leaders (In some Completing the mission timelines, RHM is the leader of the toppats, while Dark Vader is a general)
- Both joined the protagonist (In endings where the Toppat Clan accepted Henry/Henry regained control of the Toppats, namely Toppat King, RHM joins Henry and becomes one of top men. While Vader betrayed Palpatine and join his son, Luke.)
- RHM is fast due to his rockets, while Vader moves slowly (As far as movement speed goes)
- Bonus fight here: User blog:Sheepboi1/Toppats vs Empire
Next Time[]
"It's up to me now . . . I'm gonna change the future!"
"You will die by my spear!"