| Rick and Morty vs Bill Cipher | |
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| Season 2, Episode 4 | |
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| Air date | TBA |
| Written by | Tjman461 |
| Directed by | Tjman461 |
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Description[]
Rick and Morty vs Gravity Falls! Rick and Morty have beaten many monsters in the past but can they defeat the all powerful Bill Cipher? Will this be Rick and Morty's last adventure or will they be able to stop Bill?
Rules[]
- Rick and Morty will be able to go outside of Gravity Falls where Bill can't attack them BUT Rick and Morty cannot attack him when they are outside the town. HOWEVER if Rick and Morty use the portal gun Bill can follow (He could technically do that anyway)
- Bill will be able to summon eye bats.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Humans in fiction have always had to defeat monsters. The heroes are usually able to win but many have also died.
Boomstick: But this monster isn't like others that they have faced.
Wiz: Today we have Bill Cipher the dream demon from the second dimension.
Boomstick: And Rick and Morty the dynamic duo that go on many adventures. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skill to see who would win a death battle.
Rick[]
Wiz: Rick Sanchez, originally from C-137.
Boomstick: What is it with the numbers and stuff how do they keep track of it?
Wiz: After going missing for years he came back to live with the Smith family. He is considered a terrorist by the Galactic Federation and a rogue to the Council of Ricks.
Boomstick: Wow there's a whole Council of him!? Imagine a council of Boomsticks! I like the sound of that! If only I had a Portal Gun.
Wiz: Which brings us to Rick's first weapon, his Portal Gun. It is able to go absolutely anywhere, he also used it when running away from cops. He shot a bunch of portals and monsters came out of them attacking the cops as they tried to run.
Boomstick: His Portal Gun was also able to explode or something when he threw it in the middle of a room he pressed a button on the inside of it and it exploded and killed bug monsters!
Wiz: He also has a device called the Meeseeks box. If you press the button on it a Mr. Meeseeks will appear and you have to ask it to do something.
Boomstick: Ooh cool I wanna try that! Boomstick presses the button.
Mr. Meeseeks: I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!
Boomstick: Mr. Meeseeks grab me a beer.
Mr. Meeseeks: Yes sir!
Mr. Meeseeks walks to the fridge and gets a beer for Boomstick
Boomstick: Awesome!
Wiz: After they fulfill the request they poof away.
Boomstick: Wow that was awesome! I'm gonna do it again!
Mr. Meeseeks: I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!
Wiz: Wait! Boomstick before you tell him what to do hear me out. If the task is hard the Meeseeks will do anything in his power to do it and they will become hellbent and possibly evil just to finish the request.
Boomstick: Oh. Mr. Meeseeks um get a book and set it here.
Mr. Meeseeks: Ok!
Mr. Meeseeks does that and poofs away.
Wiz: His next weapon is his size shifting devices. He has one that was used to shrink Morty to go inside somebody where Morty stood on a platform and a beam shrunk him. The other is located on Rick's ship where it made someone as big as the U.S.
Boomstick: Hmm Wiz you know what I just noticed? This guy looks a lot like Doc Brown what do you think?
Wiz: Well yeah he is a parody of Doc Brown and Morty is a parody of Marty Mcfly. Anyway, his next device is the Time Freezer.
Boomstick: Which he used to clean up the house after having a party. If only I could've done that when Mama Boomstick came home and I didn't do my chores.
Wiz: Right... The next weapon he has is the Particle Watch which was used to one shot someone and the Curse Remover which was used to take curses off of things to make them beneficial.
Boomstick: He also has the Dream Interceptors where both of them go to sleep and then in the dream they can go inside the persons dream who are inside a dream. And then they can go in someone's dream inside a dream inside a dream. And then they can go inside someone's dream inside a dr-
Wiz: WE GET IT!!! There are also two weapons they used in the Pilot, the gravity shoes and the freeze ray. The gravity shoes let you walk on any surface and the freeze ray freezes people. He also has the Ski Shoes which pretty much have the same function as the Gravity Shoes.
Boomstick: You also have to actually turn on the Gravity Shoes or you might fall off a cliff and break your legs.
Wiz: There is also the Combat Suit that they used on the purge planet which includes missiles and energy guns a flame thrower mounted on the wrist, electrical blast that knocks someone out, melee blades and buzzsaws, and rocket boots that allow him to fly.
Boomstick: Then he has the laser gun which is able to one shot a lot of monsters, and when he was shot in the liver from it he survived and the wound was gone the next day.
Wiz: He also has a Grappling Hook which he used to get on a ship.
Boomstick: Speaking of ships Rick has a ship that can travel really fast because of dark matter.
Wiz: It was also given a command to protect Summer and it did everything in it's power to protect Summer and I mean everything.
Boomstick: Rick also has a bunch of weapons in his garage. Wow and I thought I had a ton of weapons in my basement these were all used to kill alien parasites.
Wiz: He one time used his Portal gun to completely heal Morty's legs which shows that the Portal Gun can help in hard situations.
Boomstick: Rick can also break the fourth wall and is apparently the smartest man in the universe which was proven when he always outsmarted the Zigerions when he told them the wrong dark matter combination.
Wiz: He also took out the Federation of Ricks because he came up with an elaborate plan. He also said he can turn a black hole into a sun and was said if he was given enough time, could build a device that could destroy the universe.
Boomstick: He is also pretty badass because he can beat up many monsters with just his fists! And one time killed rats and a couple officers when he was a pickle!
Wiz: Despite being really smart and powerful, he can get insane sometimes and has drug and alcohol addictions. He can also be overconfident and reckless.
Rick: Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
Morty[]
Wiz: Morty Smith, Ricks trusting partner. Not much has been shown about Morty's past but it has been shown that Rick knew Morty when he was only a baby. When Morty was a baby Jerry said that he filled Morty with his own insecurity which made him the way he is now.
Boomstick: Yeah I mean Morty isn't nearly as strong or as powerful as Rick.
Wiz: That may be true but he does have a couple feats and weapons. For example he was one time told he can turn into a car by Rick. Which he only did once in his classroom. He also can run away from monsters really well and has pretty good speed.
Boomstick: And man was he badass on the purge planet he killed everyone he saw with that power suit!
Wiz: This shows he can get angry sometimes which makes him pretty violent.
Boomstick: He also can dodge bullets and shoot really well when ever Rick gives him a gun he'll shoot really well!
Wiz: He also one time had a giant arm for a little bit which he used to kill people in battles. He has also some how survived all the adventures with Rick and one time lead an adventure.
Boomstick: And he got an encounter with a jellybean that wanted to um... Anyway he showed that Jellybean who was boss! Hehe...
Wiz: He also used the Anti-Matter gun to kill the cloud creature that he saved.
Boomstick: Yeah and it's name was Fart! Haha.
Wiz: Anyway besides all this he isn't that smart because his Dad said he might have a disability. He is also kind of a coward.
Boomstick: He also goes against Rick quite a bit which leads to problems.
Morty: Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all gonna die. Come watch TV?
Bill Cipher[]
Boomstick: Well this is probably a dorito I would never eat.
Wiz: I wouldn't either because this is Bill Cipher who is the powerful being of the 2nd dimension. After liberating his dimension he wanted more out of life.
Boomstick: Yeah he wanted to destroy everything because apparently his old dimension was a "flat world with flat minds and flat ideas".
Wiz: He favored destruction and tricked multiple people to bring him to reality, Stanford Pines even built a portal for him so he could get into the real world but Stanford didn't know.
Wiz: His abilities include size/shape shifting, matter/molecular manipulation, reality warping, inter-universal travel, apportation, levitation, telekinesis, telepathy, lasers, and pyrokinesis.
Boomstick: And like Bugs Bunny he is aware of the fourth wall, and can teleport all he wants. Also if he gets mad you are screwed
Bill: Do you have any idea what i'm like when i'm mad?!?!
Wiz: Another ability is possession which he used on Dipper and made his soul come out however he doesn't have his powers when he is inside someone, he only gets the power of the person he is possessing.
Boomstick: Also he is pretty much immortal the only way he was defeated was when he was inside Stans mind and got erased by the mind eraser gun.
Powers and Abilities[]
- Is a higher-dimensional being.
- Remote Teleportation
- Intuitive Aptitude
- Illusion Manipulation
- Matter Manipulation (Can manipulate matter at the molecular level, allowing him to bypass conventional durability to a certain extent)
- Reality Warping (One of his most notable attributes)
- Spacetime Manipulation (Is able to control both Space and Time, Can Freeze Time and even move in stopped Time)
- Dream Manipulation (Can induce nightmares)
- Mind Control and Mind Manipulation (As his abilities mainly center around the mind and mental manipulation, that is, until he made his grand entrance into the universe with his physical form)
- Light Manipulation (Can manipulate lasers)
- Telekinesis (Is also able to levitate)
- Telepathy
- Emotional Manipulation (Can induce madness with bubbles)
- Intangible
- Clairvoyance and Precognition
- Size shifting (Can alter his own size, grew even large enough to devour a large fraction of Earth)
- Is aware of all realities, including the real world. (Contacted the real world via reddit), and capable of viewing multiple realities)
- Pyrokinesis (Can even conjure blue flames)
- 4th Wall Awareness
- Soul Manipulation (Was able to rip out Dipper's soul from his own body)
- Possession (Did this to Dipper)
- Immortality (Longevity, Regeneration, and Godhood)
- Resistant to reality warping and spacetime manipulation
- Regeneration (Strong enough to let him return from being erased)
Wiz: His feats are enslaving universes including his, (he liberated it) then he was able to defeat the entire time paradox avoidance squadron with one blast that he didn't even care about doing he didn't even try.
Boomstick: Because he was able to destroy universes he is considered multiversal. And he has this pyramid form where he turns into this weird mutant pyramid thing where he can shoot fireballs and stuff it's weird.
Feats[]
- Influenced human civilizations for countless centuries, with the Egyptian pyramids and the Eye of Providence symbol being products of his influence.
- Is able to mess around with, and even destroy the laws of physics... just by being there. His entrance into the universe destroyed and distorted most of it's natural laws. His influence over the universe was also greatly enhanced, far greater than it already was before.
- Warped the show's intro so that it featured him
- Single handily wiped out Time Baby and the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron (save Blendin), which enabled him to manipulate time without their interference. The Time Baby says that he could go on to destroy the very fabric of existence. He then one hits him. Casually. This implies that Bill Cipher could potentially be far more powerful.
- He's at least 1 trillion years old, which gives him tons of experience.
- He knows lots of things, and has the intelligence of a Mastermind. He is described as being close to being omniscient.
- Ascended from the 2nd Dimension, "liberating" it. It is implied that he destroyed every being in the 2nd dimension as part of "liberating" it.
- Instilled fear in 11-dimensional beings, making him at least 11-dimensional. This means that he is infinitely more powerful than infinitely more than you could ever imagine.
Wiz: Speaking of weird he can start an apocalypse called weirdmageddon where everything is like the name suggests, weird. Now he may sound very very op, but his ego is his biggest flaw because he underestimates his opponents.
Boomstick: And his main weakness is his eye and he takes time to regenerate when hit like me when I get soap in my eyes while showering.
Wiz: Boomstick when was the last time you showered?
Boomstick: Uhhhh.
Wiz: That's what I thought and just to add, he can get disoriented by synchronized music.
Flaws[]
- His ego is greatest character flaw, underestimating his enemies and ceasing to be as a consequence.
- Not fully used to his corporeal body due to the disadvantage of experiencing pain, having been attacked in the eye a few times.
- Takes some time to regenerate
- Could be sent back to his dimension if the Cipher Zodiac ritual is used on him.
- While within the mindscape, Bill exists as nothing more than a thought in one's head and can be destroyed if the person is effected by something that induces memory loss or possibly brain death.
- His eye is a weak spot. (Not a lethal weak spot, just enough to put him out of commission temporarily)
- Can be disoriented by synchronized music
Boomstick: Right note to self do not eat this dorito...
Fight[]
Rick and Morty are flying around in space looking for adventure.
Morty: Y-you know Rick it's good to just have you and me going on adventures, d-don't you think?
Rick: I agree Morty we've gone on too many adventures with Summer, Jerry and everybody it's good to go (burp) to the basics.
As they are flying the distress alarm goes off in Rick's ship the only weird part is that it's coming from earth.
Rick: Oh-ho Morty there's a distress beacon coming from earth! This could be interesting Morty, w-we've never gotten one of those before. Hell, if they're all dead there could be a bunch of free shit!
Rick quickly turns the ship down towards where the distress is coming from and ends up in Gravity Falls. Where Weirdmageddon has started. They stop and watch what's happening. A portal opens down below and a triangle being comes out of it.
Bill: HAHAHAHAHA for one trillion years i've been trapped in my own dimension but now it's finally happening!!! WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!!!!
Morty: H-holy crap Rick, w-what the hell is that!
Rick: I don't know but this is pretty awesome! Come on Morty you won't see anything like this (burp) ever again lets watch!
Morty: Ah jeez.
Bill starts destroying everything in sight with laser blasts and he has eye bats turning people to stone and carrying them to a pyramid Bill had spawned. Bill then goes down towards an older man.
Bill: Ahh it's ol' six fingers. I've been waiting forever to talk to you!
Morty: Oh my god Rick! This is i-insane! W-we gotta help him!
Rick: Aw come on M-Morty it was just getting interesting!
Morty: Please Rick this triangle thing is killing everybody, if you don't do it i-i'm telling Mom y-you-
Rick: Alright Morty sheesh we'll go down there. Let's just wait until this dorito is done talking.
Bill (after he is done talking) is about to turn Ford into stone but Rick activates the weaponry and flies down there with his ship. Rick then shoots at Bills eye with the guns on his ship and Bill gets disoriented.
Bill: Ow my eye! Do you know how long it takes to regenerate my eye?!
Rick: C-come on get on our ship.
Ford runs from Bill and gets inside the ship with Rick and Morty. They quickly fly away while Bill is still disoriented.
Ford: Wow thank you so much!
Rick: Yeah yeah you’re (burp) welcome. Now what is this dorito thing what is he?
Ford: Well no one really know that much about him but hopefully we can find a way to defeat him.
Rick: W-wow Morty this could be awesome uh anyway do you know on how to defeat him?
Ford: Well not really.
Rick: Eh, he doesn’t seem too tough, we could take him right Morty?
Morty: What!? Are you serious Rick?! W-we don’t know what this thing is capable of!
Rick: Yeah we do, he can do uh actually I don't really know but we've dealt with monsters before right Morty?
Rick lands somewhere outside of the town.
Ford: Thanks again for saving me!
Rick: Alright Morty are you ready to go?
Morty: I-I don’t know Rick isn’t this really dangerous?
Rick: Relax Morty we’ll be fine! Let’s go.
Morty: Fine... whatever.
Rick and Morty walk into the town and look for Bill, Bill teleports in front of them.
Bill: Well well well, if it isn’t the two who (deep voice) SHOT MY EYE. (Normal Voice) Tell me where Fordsy is and i’ll destroy you two afterwards.
Morty: Oh my god we’re gonna die! We r-really put ourselves in a s-serious situation here!
Rick: Dammit Morty! Calm down we’re gonna be fine! If anything happens I always have (burp) my Portal Gun!
Bill: HAHAHAHA this will be interesting, show me what you got Rick.
Morty: Wait how does he know your name Rick?
Bill: Oh I know things. Lot’s of things… Well, let’s get this over with then i’ll find Ford.
FIGHT![]
Bill Cipher shoots a laser at Rick and Morty but they jump to dodge it. They run behind a building but Bill shoots fireballs at the building setting it on fire. Rick jumps out and uses his usual laser gun and shoots at Bill's eye again.
Bill: OW!!! Now I have to regenerate my eye again!
Rick: Ok Morty wait here i'm gonna run to my lab and get something.
Morty: W-wait what?! You can't leave me here!
Rick: Morty you'll be fine he is still regenerating! Here take my gun if he (burp) regenerates you'll be fine just use this.
Rick throws the gun into Morty's hands and uses his portal gun to get to the lab. Bill is still regenerating but Morty has the gun ready. Bill regenerates and he points his finger at Morty. Morty runs away and hides behind another building. Morty then shoots at Bill, but he misses. Rick comes back through a portal and they are both behind the building.
Rick: Alright Morty stand on this.
Morty stands on the platform and gets the purge suit. Rick does the same. They both fly up towards Bill and shoot at him. Bill gets hurt a little bit but he shoots a fireball at Rick knocking him down. Morty then flies over quickly and uses the blade on the suit to stab Bill's eye. He pulls it out and Bill's eye is taken out. Rick flies back up.
Rick: Good job Morty.
Bill's eye is regenerating and Rick and Morty use the flamethrowers and rockets in the suits on Bill hurting him a little bit. Bill covers his eye with his arms blocking some of the other attacks. Bill's eye then finally regenerates.
Bill: ENOUGH GAMES!
Bill puts his arms up and flames develop around him, Rick and Morty fly up to avoid the fire. Bill then shoots lasers at Rick and Morty but they narrowly dodge them.
Bill: You guys are tougher than you look but you'll never stop me HAHAHAHAHA!
Bill grows bigger and rips a tree out of the ground. He tries to wack them both but they fly above it. Bill then blasts at Rick's suit destroying it, Rick survives because it luckily didn't go through the suit to his body. Rick starts to fall into the fire Bill set earlier but Morty flies over and catches him. Morty flies away from where the fire is and sets Rick down.
Morty: Dammit Rick! This is w-what I meant! Were going to die!!
Rick: Shut up Morty hold him off and i'll go get something.
Morty: This time i'm coming with you!
Rick: If we leave he shouldn't be able to follow, I mean we’re teleporting half way across the earth! How would he be able to know where we are?
Rick opens a portal and they run inside. They end up in Rick's garage, and Rick grabs a bunch of gadgets and everything. They then open another portal but then Bill appears in front of the portal. (He didn't go through the portal he teleported there.)
Bill: "Oh no it's Bill!!!" Right? That's what you're thinking right?
Rick: Oh shit. Run Morty run!!!
Morty: O-oh god.
Rick blasts Bill with his Particle Watch hurting him a bit. Morty still has his Purge Suit so he grabs Rick and uses the rocket boosters on it to burn Bill a little bit. They then fly away quickly. Rick then uses the portal gun to go to Gravity Falls and they end up next to the ship where Bill can't attack them.
Rick: Alright Morty we'll wait for him to come back for now we're going to use this.
Rick gets inside the ship and uses the grow ray on Morty.
Rick: Alright Morty! You are going to be unstoppable!
Bill comes back and is trapped in Gravity Falls.
Rick: Huh that’s weird, he can’t attack us because of that force field thing. I’ll have to remember that. Alright M-Morty go get him!
Morty reluctantly walks into Gravity Falls and uses the Purge suit to shoot rockets at him. Bill gets damaged but grows the same size as Morty. Morty then punches Bill a bunch of times and shoots a Rocket at him. Bill counters with a laser that destroys the Purge Suit. Morty runs back out and Rick uses the shrink ray to get Morty back to normal size.
Rick: Wow Morty you really did great out there... (sarcasm)
Morty: Well you try it bitch!
Morty pushes Rick into Gravity Falls where Bill can attack him, Bill then grabs Rick. Rick struggles but can't break free. Morty runs in and is shocked and Bill laughs at him. Bill then snaps his fingers and puts Rick to sleep.
Bill: HAHAHAHA! You're pretty dumb to let your grandpa get captured like that! I'll let you go if you just give me one of your Grandpa's inventions!
Morty: I-I don't know.
Bill: Seems like a small price to pay to save your Grandpa!
Morty: (Thinking) Well I mean if he says so what's the worse that could happen?
Morty: Oh ok, uh which one do you want?
Morty gets out the inventions he has that Rick gave him and lets Bill choose. Then Bill holds out his hand for a hand shake and his hand has a blue flame on it. They shake hands.
Bill: Hmmm I pick... eenie meenie miney (Demonic voice) YOU!
Morty: Wait what!?
Bill possesses Morty and his soul is knocked out of his body and Bill goes inside. Rick wakes up and sees "Morty".
Rick: Ugh what (burp) happened. Oh hey did you defeat him?
Bill/Morty: Yep he was pretty easy!
Rick: Hmmm you're not Morty, if he was defeated why is this (burp) madness all here still?
Bill/Morty: Um.
Rick: Right you got possessed didn't you.
Bill/Morty jumps and tries to tackle Rick, but now since he is in Morty's body Rick can take him.
Rick: Well since you're in there i'll have to get you out somehow.
Rick knocks out Morty/Bill and uses the dream interceptors to go inside Morty's brain.
Rick: Well since this is a dream realm I can do what I want!
Rick makes a beer appear out of nowhere and drinks it.
Rick: Wow this is going to be fun!
Rick uses the dream scape to get super speed to find Bill and finds Bill.
Bill: WHAT!? Oh, you already figured out that you can do whatever you want in here well then.
Rick uses the dream scape to get powers and eventually defeats Bill (in the mindscape not in real life).
Bill: Enough games blablabla lets get this over with.
Bill gets knocked out of Morty's mind and Rick also gets out as this happens. Morty's soul is also able to go back inside his body. Morty then gets up.
Bill: Well Rick you're a lot more clever than I thought!
Rick: Thanks.
- Bill blasts at them and guess what, they both run. However this time they end up on a cliff and use the Gravity Shoes to escape. They run down the cliff and Bill chases after them. He blasts down at them but they are able to avoid it. They all end up at the bottom.
Bill: Hmm I think at this point i'll need some... (loudly) HELP!
Bill summons ten Eye-Bats to turn Rick and Morty to stone. The Eye-Bats fly towards them but Rick gets out his Freeze Ray and Morty grabs Rick's laser gun and they attack. Morty shoots at them killing 3 of them. Rick uses the freeze ray an a couple and they fall to the ground shattering as they hit the ground. This leaves five of them. One of the eye bats turns Rick's freeze ray into stone, Rick then gets out the Meeseeks box. Morty shoots two more that tried to attack Rick. Rick presses the button on the Meeseeks box.
Mr. Meeseeks: I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!
Rick: Yeah could you kill the last three of those bats.
The Meeseek gets out a gun and shoots at two of them killing them leaving only one. Mr. Meeseeks kills the last one with a knife. Mr. Meeseeks then poofs away. Bill gets angry.
Bill: Do you have any idea what i'm like when i'm mad!?!?
Bill turns red and gets really angry. He then transforms and turns into this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/01/0b/73/010b7376cbe71f060f4469452809bc3e.jpg Bill then chases after them.
Rick: Alright Morty i'm kinda running out of ideas here.
Morty: Oh man.
Morty remembers the time he killed Fart with the anitmatter gun.
Morty: Hey Rick dumb question, w-would that Anti-matter gun work.
Rick: Hmm that gun is able to kill Transdimensional beings with it so I guess it's a shot.
Bill shoots a laser at Rick's back and hurts him and knocks him down.
Rick: AHH! The triangle bitch shot me!
Morty: Oh-oh jeez.
Rick: Come on Morty shoot him before I bleed to death!
Bill prepares another shot but Morty shoots Bill with the Anti-Matter gun making part of his arm disappear.
Bill: OW! THAT ACTUALLY HURT!
Bill transforms back to normal and goes towards Morty. Morty gets scared and shoots Bill again and again, making parts of his body disappear. Bill teleports to avoid anymore shots because half his body is missing. Bill then is able to restore the parts of his body. Morty grabs the portal gun and gets back to the lab, he helps Rick up and they go to the lab real quick.
Morty: Oh man Rick what are we going to do!?
Rick: Don't worry Morty.
Rick gets out the portal gun and they end up next to the ship again. They get inside and Rick starts building a machine.
Rick: Alright Morty take the wheel. Make sure you fly above where Bill can't get out.
Morty messes up and goes down towards where Bill can get them but the ship is too fast and Bill can't catch them. Rick presses buttons and guns on the ship shooting at Bill's eye disorienting him for a while. Rick finishes building it in 20 minutes and it appears to be a bomb device.
Rick: Alright Morty this device can destroy pretty much anything that ever existed in this universe so we have to act fast.
Morty: What are you serious!? Were going to kill everybody!!!
Rick: It's ok Morty we can always go to another universe. Remember the cronenburg incident?
Rick gets the bomb ready and it drops out of a door underneath the ship. Rick then opens up a portal.
Rick: Alright Morty go! Go!!!
A portal opens up and Rick and Morty go through it. The bomb drops into Gravity Falls and Bill sees it. Bill looks at it and wonders what it is.
Bill: Hmmm-
The bomb explodes destroying that universe and killing Bill with it.
KO![]
Rick and Morty are seen landing next to their house which is in another universe.
Rick: Alright Morty we're here and we are in a universe that wasn't destroyed and where both of us are dead, and everything is normal and it's like nothing happened, also Bill isn't in this universe. In the universe we destroyed he is dead. There are infinite realities on what happened in the fight and this one best suited our needs after we killed the evil triangle.
Morty just stands in shock and they walk into the house.
Results[]
Boomstick: What?! Bullshit...
Wiz: Yeah this one is going to take a long time to explain. First of all let's get through the differences.
Intelligence: Even
Arsenal: Rick and Morty
Speed: Rick and Morty
Durability: Bill
Feats: Even
Strength: Bill
Wiz: Rick has been told by himself that he can turn a black hole into a sun and if he was given enough time he could create a device that could destroy the multiverse. He was also said to be the smartest man in the universe. However Bill is an all-knowing being, this puts their intelligence at even.
Boomstick: Rick and Morty had a pretty better arsenal with their guns and stuff which was able to keep Bill from attacking them.
Wiz: Also when Morty killed Fart with the Anti-Matter gun it is able to kill transdimensional beings. Now, Bill would get damaged by this because Fart is from another dimension and so is Bill and transdimensional means: Relating to a dimension other than those of the normal three-dimensional world. Which is what Bill is and Bill is from the 2nd dimension which is a dimension different from the 3d world. Cause like Bill said it is "A flat world with flat minds and flat ideas".
Boomstick: Which pretty much means it is a 2 dimensional world, and the Anti-Matter gun is able to destroy people from another different dimension.
Wiz: Rick and Morty are able to go the fastest in the universe with the concentrated dark matter in their ship.
Boomstick: And Bill hasn't really shown any speed feats and Rick and Morty are able to run from pretty much any monster!
Wiz: Bill however has durability because the only thing that was able to kill him was the mind eraser gun.
Boomstick: Their feats are also about the same because Rick has done some crazy shit!
Wiz: Like:
Feats[]
- Went to another dimension and got medicine that completely healed Morty's legs.
- Outwitted the Zigerions numerous times.
- Save Earth from the Cromulons with a music hit.
- Took out the Federation and Council of Ricks in an act of improvisation, hacking into Federation's mainframe to depreciate their currency and cause a chaotic depression across the universe.
- His years of substance abuse made him poisonous to Facehugger aliens, killing them within seconds of latching on.
- According to himself, is able to somehow turn a Black Hole into a Sun.
- Apparantly the smartest man in the universe.
- Can break the fourth wall.
- According to himself, has the hardest working liver in the galaxy, which has survived being shot by a plasma gun, the same kind had already been used to kill many with only one shot, whilst Rick was seen to be fine and the shot wound was gone by the next day or so.
- Turned himself into a pickle and he was able to kill rats, and several officers in this form.
- Beat up 4 monsters with ease.
- Beat Revolio Clockberg, Jr. in a fight.
- Got rid of a lot of the alien parasites.
Boomstick: And Bill has also done crazy shit like taking over his home and killing Time Baby with a single blast!
Wiz: So you can't really say who is has better feats because both have really impressive feats. Strength is also to Bill because he can take out many things with lasers and other things. So it really comes down to who can come up with the better strategy. Rick has been able to outsmart enemies and hasn't messed up except the time the universe got overrun by cronenbergs. But Rick was able to find a universe that fit exactly what they needed for the situation. While Bill usually underestimates his opponents at first. Rick also has been said to be able to destroy the entire multiverse with a machine, which ties into how he can go to another universe that fits his needs, and since he could destroy a universe he would be able to travel to another universe to makeup for the one he destroyed. He also had enough time to do so because he is able to travel in his ship the fastest in the universe with the concentrated dark matter which is why the Zigerion aliens wanted it so badly.
Boomstick: Going along with how Bill underestimates his opponents, when he was chasing Dipper and Mabel, you'd think he'd be able to destroy them easily with a laser blast right? Well Bill didn't do it, he just chased them and Dipper and Mabel ran away from him.
Wiz: Along with this, Rick and Morty are used to running away from monsters.
Boomstick: Looks like Bill had no POINT to try and defeat Rick and Morty. Hehe get it? The points of a triangle? Wow I gotta work on my puns...
Wiz: The winners are Rick and Morty.
Alternate Ending (This battle was way too close and it should at least have an alternate ending also the fight is all the same before this point) []
Bill: OW THAT ACTUALLY HURT!
Bill transforms back to normal and goes towards Morty. Morty gets scared and shoots Bill again and again. Making parts of his body disappear. Bill teleports to avoid anymore shots because half his body is missing. Bill then is able to restore the parts of his body. Morty grabs the portal gun and gets back to the lab he helps Rick up and they go to the lab real quick.
Morty: Oh man Rick what are we going to do!?
Rick: Don't worry Morty.
Rick gets out the portal gun and they end up next to the ship again. They get inside and Rick starts building a machine.
Rick: Alright Morty take the wheel. Make sure you fly above where Bill can't get out.
Morty messes up and goes down towards where Bill can get them but the ship is too fast and Bill can't catch them. However Bill shoots a laser causing the engine to get damaged and they lose control of the ship. The ship starts going down but Rick is able to land the ship safely but it can’t fly anymore.
Morty: Uh oh...
Rick and Morty get out of the ship and face Bill and he floats towards them. Rick gets out his laser and tries to shoot Bill but Bill is more serious at this point and teleports away from it. Rick tries shooting him more but Bill is teleporting around too much. Morty gets mad from this and tries to shoot Bill with the anti-matter gun. Bill teleports around those shots as well.
Morty: Rick do you have any oth-
Rick gasps and tears start to form in his eyes.
Morty had been shot by a laser clean through his body. Morty stands for a bit but falls over and his body became limp.
Rick: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Rick runs towards Bill out of anger but Bill shoots a giant laser obliterating him and Morty’s corpse.
Bill: Whew that was a lot harder than it should’ve been.
KO!
(Note: This was not the official ending do not get this one mixed up with the real one above.)