Rick Sanchez vs Dr. Eggman is the tenth What-If? Death Battle of GoCommitDi's third season, featuring Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty and Dr. Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog between selfish, amoral scientists with large empires, reality-defying inventions, and interests in dubious science.
Description[]
Rick and Morty vs Sonic the Hedgehog! These arrogant scientists have been on inexplicable adventures all across the multiverse and will take each other on in a battle that will leave the world at stake.
Intro[]
Patchy: Science is such a wonderful and vast topic. But could you imagine being smart enough to end world hunger, make eternal peace and create the cure for cancer?
Potty: I certainly can. But let's just say some scientists went "Fuck that" and prefer using their intelligence for their own selfish needs. Oh, and to fuck around with people.
Patchy: Case in point with Rick Sanchez of Dimension C-137, the interdimensional criminal and alcoholic grandfather of Morty Smith who he drags to use as his guinea pig during his adventures...
Potty: ...and Dr. Ivo Robotnik - or simply just Dr. Eggman - the arch-nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog whose primary goal is to dominate the world and expand the Eggman Empire.
Patchy: I'm Patchy the Pirate, and he's Potty the Parrot.
Potty: And it's our job to analyze weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win...a Death Battle.
Rick Sanchez Slices a Portal into DEATH BATTLE![]
Potty: Where would we be without grandfathers? They're the reasons our parents were born, so naturally they will make a tight bond with their grandchildren. They might take them out fishing, or to a restaurant, or they might give them that video game they've been begging their mom and dad for.
Patchy: Yeah, not Rick Sanchez-
Potty: -of C-137.
Patchy: Do you always have to interrupt me?
Potty: Who could resist an opportunity like that?
Patchy: Ah, shuddup, you scurvy birdbrain! (clears his throat) Rick Sanchez - (deadpan) of C-137 - (normal tone) has always had a knack for science. At the age of twelve, he was already capable of rewiring a television set that was a hunk of junk. He grew up living a typical suburban life.
Potty: But it doesn't end there. We're about to dwell into, what Rick himself calls it, his "stupid, crybaby backstory".
Patchy: That's an odd way of saying "Dr. Doofenshmirtz' childhood".
Potty: As an adult, Rick married a woman named Diane and had a daughter, Beth. Sounds normal, but Rick was one of the many scientists trying to invent teleportation. Another Rick from an unknown dimension dropped by his house one day and introduced Rick to interdimensional travel.
Dr. Eggman Has an Announcement to Make in DEATH BATTLE![]
Intermission[]
Death Battle[]
Results[]
Next Time[]
Trivia[]
- The battle would be animated in sprites.
- The track title would be One Rick-diculous Robot(nik).