| “ | You're about to get Simmonsized! | „ |
| ~ Simmons when fighting The Meta |
Captain Richard "Dick" Simmons is one of the main characters from the Rooster Teeth web show, Red vs. Blue. He and his teammates previously fought the Blue Team in the 136th episode of Death Battle, Red VS Blue.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
With the Red Team[]
- I.M.P vs The Red Team
- Red Dwarf Crew VS Red Team
- The Red Team Vs. The Wattersons (Completed)
- Sarge, Grif, Simons And Donut Vs RWBY
With the Reds and Blues[]
Battle Record[]
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Battle Record
- Wins: 1
- Losses: 0
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
- Rigby (Regular Show)
History[]
Death Battle Info (Official)[]
Red Team[]
- 1/8th cyborg
- Ambidextrous
Equipment[]
- M90 CAWS Shotgun
- Pump-action
- Feed: 12 rounds
- M&D Mangum
- Magazine: 12 rounds
- x2 magnifying scope
- M41 SPNKR Rocket Launcher
- Muzzle velocity: 40 m/s|90 mph
- Weight: 10.8 kg|24 lbs.
- Type-25 Grenade Launcher
- AKA Grif Shot
- Feed: 6 grenades
- M12 Light Reconnaissance Vehicle (Warthog)
- Max speed: 125 km/hr.|78 mph
- M41 Vulcan anti-aircraft gun
- Rate of fire: 500 RPM
Feats[]
- Somehow burned down a water park
- Mapped out the Teleporter Nexus
- Outsmarted eon-aged artificial intelligence
- Survived a 10 megaton bomb
- Key figures in toppling Project Freelancer
- Sort of won Blood Gulch by technicality
- Defeated the Meta & the Zealots
Death Battle Info (Fanon)[]
Background[]
- Real Name: Dick Simmons
- Height: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Age: Unknown
- Nationality: Dutch Irish
- Master of Kissing Ass
- Likes: Taking All the Credit, Sarge (as a father figure and leader), Grif (at times), Brown Nosing Sarge
- Dislikes: His Co-Workers, Grif’s BS, Sarge’s Plans (Though he rarely admit it)
Arsenal[]
- BR85N Service Rifle: A high accuracy, 36-round, 3-round burst fire rifle used for mainly mid to long ranges which Simmons has rarely used throughout the series but does wield it with some degree of accuracy.
- M6H2: A semi-automatic 12-round magnum pistol capable of shooting through solid concrete with ease and still be lethal.
- Sticky Detonator: A type of grenade launcher that is in the form of a unique pistol. The detonator fires C-4 grenades that attach to the first thing it comes into contact with and has a short timer for the grenade.
- M7/Caseless Submachine Gun: A high rate of fire, 60-round, fully automatic submachine gun which Simmons has carried but has not used all that much.
- AIE-486H Heavy Machine Gun: A mounted machine gun that Simmons has been using throughout the RVB series while on a Warthog. It is unclear as to if Simmons can carry this as he has never been seen doing so but due to him being the most physically fit in the Reds, it is likely that he can. It has unlimited ammo when mounted but only 200 rounds when taken off.
- M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon: The signature weapon of Simmons, he has shown that even though his knowledge is basic on the launcher, he shows great effectiveness with it. The launcher fires rockets that can be programmed to be heat-seeking. The launcher can fire twice before having to reload.
- Needler: An alien weapon that, if at least one rounds hits the target, will guide the other rounds fired to it but cannot do so when the magazine has been changed. The projectiles fired also detonate seconds after coming in contact with the target's body, in most cases causing fatal wounds. Simmons has been seen using two at the same time.
Feats[]
- Helped defeat the Meta, Felix, Hagrove, Blues and Reds, and Genkins
- Outran grenades from the Brute Shot.
- Reflexes fast enough to block a blow from the Brute Shot that would likely have killed him.
- Landed perfectly on his feet when jumping down a deep chasm
- When surrounded at all sides by Space Pirates, Simmons devises a plan to use the ship's engine as a smokescreen allowing the remaining Chorus' forces to successfully escape
- Hacked into the computers of Freelance Command
- Sarge himself admits he has good leadership skills and would've been given a squad if he really wanted it
- Probably the only soldier who would've actually been qualified to be in the actual army, but he failed only because he was taking his time during the testing
- Created "Simmons" and "Basebook" (his own versions of Google and Facebook)
- Managed to hang onto a Warthog that was flipping through the air which was also exploded by the Meta.
- Had a giant steel grate kicked into him by Agent Texas.
- Had nearly his entire body shot by Needler projectiles and was ok, though he was rendered unconscious
- Survived being inside a Warthog as it blew up
- Runs faster than the eye can track (Only while under the influence of "meth-shrooms")
- Outruns a UFO
- Able to jump several feet through the air and land on the turret of a moving Warthog
- Smartest out of the original Reds and Blues besides Lopez and Church
- Only minor injuries from taking a Sticky Detonator explosion head-on
- Survived being run over by a tank
- Helped defeat Washington, Meta, Felix, Hargrove, Blues and Reds, and Genkins
- Defeated several Wyoming clones and a dozen Tex clones
Weaknesses[]
- Although he is the smartest, Simmons has trouble recalling certain memories in a short amount of time
- A huge kiss ass towards Sarge
- Cannot talk to girls, except for Tex for some reason
- Does not seem to be well versed in hand to hand combat
- Defeated by Tex and Felix