| “ | Ren: You! (Ren pokes Sven's eye) |
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| ~ Ren Hoek |
Ren Hoek is one of the titular protagonists of The Ren & Stimpy Show.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- Courage vs Ren Hoek (Completed)
With Stimpy[]
Battle Royales[]
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 1
- Losses: 1
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Bender (Futurama)
- Brian Griffin (Family Guy)
- Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
- Dan (Dan VS.)
- Donald Duck (Mickey and Friends)
- Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
- Eric Cartman (South Park)
- Flippy (Happy Tree Friends)
- Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
- Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
- Gumball Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
- Roger Smith (American Dad!)
- Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's)
- Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants)
- Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
- Tom Cat (Tom and Jerry)
- Vendetta (Making Fiends)
With Stimpy[]
- Billy and Mandy ( The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy)
- Donald Duck and Goofy (Mickey and Friends)
- Ed and Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
- Gumball Watterson and Darwin (The Amazing World of Gumball)
- Mordecai and Rigby (Regular Show)
- Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith (Rick and Morty)
- Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers (Scooby-Doo)
- Sans and Papyrus (Undertale)
Death Battle Info (Fanon)[]
Background[]
- Name: Ren Hoek
- Age: 10 (Approximately 70 in dog years)
- Gender: Male
- Species: Chihuahua
Abilities[]
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Toon Force
- Regeneration
- Has reformed himself from getting burnt to ashes, melting into a puddle, crushed, blown up, dismembered, ripped to shreds, and torn in half
- Feral state
- A state Ren enters when completely enraged or if he feels he's about to die
- Becomes completely devoid of sanity and focused on murdering his target no matter what it takes
- Capable of devouring people in this form
- Lightweight body
- So skinny he cannot be killed through hanging, as he'll just dangle without being strangled
- Hammerspace
- Disguising
- Gun mastery
- Fire breath
- Great Intelligence
- As expected, he is much smarter than Stimpy
- Successful con artist; good at fooling people for a quick buck
- If he notices any of his opponent's weakness, he WILL take advantage of it
- Won't hesitate to fight dirty to win at something
- Pulled off heists
- Very manipulative
- Hacked a television broadcast by using a sheep
- Built a house by himself
- Dogzilla
- A transformation Ren enters after eating Atomic Sugar Frosted Lumps
- Becomes as tall as a building
- Defeated a giant hairball monster
- The Sleeper Hold
- A wrestling move that involves Ren biting the back of his opponent's head, causing them to immediately become drowsy and slowly fall into a deep sleep
- As expected, this can be a way to incapacitate any desired target, although since this is a close-range attack, it may not work if his opponent avoids it or simply gets him off of them
- Won't work if the opponent has (somehow) consumed coffee beforehand, as they'll quickly wake up
- It is possible it also won't work if his opponent has an absorbent or rubbery body
Weapons/Equipment[]
- Axe
- Jackhammer
- Crowbar
- Shotgun
- Flyswatter
- Dynamite sticks
- Mallets
- Time Machine
- Used to open holes through time to suck opponents into different time periods and strand them in the distant past or future
- Also used to meet the past selves of himself, and Stimpy
- However, the machine will unravel the space-time continuum if overused
- Baseball bats
- Planks
- Inviso-Ray
- As its name implies, this ray gun turns himself invisible
- Retractable harpoon gun
- Lighter
- Log
- Atomic Sugar Frosted Lumps
- As said above, will turn him into Dogzilla upon consumption
- Foul gym sock gun
- Oar
- Wooden catapult
- Log Knuckles
- Boosts his striking strength and can give his opponent painful splinters
- Electric Remote
- Explosive soap bar
- Spears
- Powdered Toast
- Grants him invulnerability for 13 seconds
- Stinky Sock
- Doubles his speed for 7 seconds
- Rubber Nipples
- Allows him to walk up walls
- Hook
- Placed at the end of his tongue, which makes his licks excruciatingly painful
Feats[]
- One of the most iconic Nickelodeon characters
- Blew up a town with his anger and survived the explosion
- Regularly harms and strangles Stimpy
- Casually lifted and threw a bus
- Tore off Stimpy's skin
- Kicked a grown man with enough force to send him through a brick wall
- One-shot Stimpy with a mallet
- Can break through wooden doors
- He and Stimpy joined the U.S. Army and even fought in a war against bubblegum creatures
- Able to lift horses, moose, chunks of walls, morbidly obese men, and mallets three times his size
- Broke down a wooden fence with a single slap
- Bit through Spider-Man's webs (Up for debate, as this is obviously a crossover feat)
- Survived an explosion that launched him and Stimpy into space
- No-sold the explosion of a nuclear weapon factory
- Shrugged off getting struck by lightning
- Withstood getting crushed by 20 billion pounds of pressure
- Lived to see another day after getting crushed by a sumo wrestler
- This sumo wrestler is so strong that the sheer impact shook the skyscraper they were in
- Survived getting cooked alive and turned into meat
- Operated Santa's sleigh
- As Dogzilla, he caught a fighter jet in midair, which can go up to 1,500 mph (or Mach 2 - which is slightly faster than the speed of sound)
- Stayed up for 167 days without consuming food or water
- Swam from Europe to America in an unknown timeframe
- Has kept up with speeding vehicles
- Outran a tornado
- Can dodge bullets and even lightning
- Dodged a man swinging axes at him and Stimpy
- Can run fast enough to appear as a blur
- Reacted to shots from tanks
Weaknesses and Faults[]
- Lacks proper skill or experience in combat, often only fighting in typical brawls (especially slapping/strangling)
- Despite his Toon Force and regeneration, he can still feel pain and get knocked out
- While smarter than Stimpy, he is still prone to idiocy
- Highly impulsive
- Most of his plans tend to horribly backfire on him
- Peed on an electric fence
- Needs oxygen to live; cannot breathe in outer space
- Exploded into mush after getting sucked into space without a spacesuit, and an alien had to repair his body afterwards
- Mentally unstable
- Can be cowardly
- Overusing his time machine is suicide for him, as it will destroy the space-time continuum should it ever occur, so it's best if only used once (or not at all)
- His disguises are painfully obvious and thus won't work on everyone
- Prefers to torture his opponents instead of outright killing them right away
- Not as pain tolerant as Stimpy
- Can still die from choking, starvation, and the vacuum of space