Description[]
Touhou Project vs Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, the battle of both insanely powerful vampires
Interlude[]
Wiz: Vampires....
Boomstick: Vampires are the one we didn't want in our home or places
Wiz: Like Remilia, the mistress of scarlet devil masnion
Boomstick: And dio, the adoptive brother of joseph joestar, he's wiz and i'm boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons...armors and skills and find out who would win...A DEATH BATTLE
Remilia Scarlet Manipulates the Fate of Death Battle[]
(Cue Septette for the Dead Princess)
Wiz: remilia is the mistress of the scarlet devil mansion, she's the older sister of flandre scarlet
Boomstick: But whatsoever, remilia is capable of maniulating fate, anyone in the scarlet devil mansion can't beat her, besides for flandre maybe
Wiz: She's also stronger than anybody else in her mansion, aside from flandre, Sakuya was her servant
Boomstick: Eh
Death Battle Info[]
- Name: Remilia Scarlet
- Classification: Vampire
- Gender: Female
- Hobbies: Unknown
Powers and Abilities[]
- Ceiling Fear
- Chain Gang
- Demon's Dinner Fork
- Demon Lord Arrow
- Demon Lord Cradle
- Demon Lord Walk
- Rocket Kick Upper
- Servant Flier
- Stigmanizer
- Trickster Devil
- Vampire Claw
- Vampire Kiss
- Certain Kill "Heart Break"
- Destiny "Miserable Fate"
- Devil "Remilia Stretch"
- Divine Spear "Spear the Gungnir"
- God Devil "Remilia Stoker"
- "Millennium Vampire"
- Night Lord "Dracula Cradle"
- Night Sign "Bad Lady Scramble"
- Night Sign "Demon King Cradle"
- Scarlet Devil "Scarlet Devil":
- Scarlet Sign "Red the Nightless Castle"
Feats[]
- stronger than patchouli and sakuya
- fought and inflicted mokou
Weaknesses[]
- Can be burnt in sunlight
Wiz: Just like regular vampires, Remilia gets burnt in daylight
Boomstick: Aw man that sucks!
Wiz: But she has many ways to avoid sunlight like using an umbrella, also remilia in other fighting games is capable of fighting other touhou characters instead of reimu and marisa
Boomstick: Eh, she can even transform herself into a bat
Wiz: But she can also use stopwatch too to stop time, she's also able to manipulate fate like you not being powerful as usual, that's her fate manipulation
Boomstick: I.....I don't get it
Wiz: She has amassed knowledge and wisdom over 500 years, she's atleast 500 years old and youkai can live much longer than humans
Boomstick: WHAT?! That's crazy! Being a human sucks! Being a youkai is better
Wiz: But anyone who she sucked up a blood, they turn into either a zombie or a ghost, or even a vampire if they were bitten by a vampire
*A Bat appears flying in the thin air*
Boomstick: Uhhh wiz... did you just see a bat flew around?
Remilia: Useless, useless, useless. I don't have time to let you win, Don't lump me in with mere youkai. I'm proud and noble
Dio Underestimates his Foe in Death Battle[]
(Cue Dark Rebirth)
Wiz: Dio was sent alive in the joestar family after the death of his abusive and alcoholic father
Boomstick: Dio is one of the best villains in jojo's bizarre adventure, in 1983, dio has finally resurfaced that he had escaped and hide with a casket
Wiz: But however, Dio hates humans by himself, and he likes to suck their blood, he can even suck them with his very own hands
Boomstick: Because he is a vampire right?
Wiz: Well of course, and vampires hate humans
Boomstick: he is also capable of fighting jotaro and has killed joseph joestar, kakyoin and of course polnareff
Wiz: And with his eye contacts he can barely hypnotize anyone, just like he did to poco
Boomstick: and he is also capable of freezing anyone by just touching them, he even has a laser on his eyes which is color purple
Wiz: And with the world he can also stop time, but only for 9 seconds
Boomstick: 9 SECONDS ONLY??? Boring......
Wiz: But hey, atleast he's a little bit overpowered with his stand, and can even outsmart joseph joestar
Boomstick: And anytime he says "Za Warudo!!!" The time will freeze for over 9 seconds
Death Battle Info[]
- Name: Dio Brando
- Classification: Vampire
- Gender: Male
- Hobbies: Kill Anyone
[Dio's Powers and Equipments][]
- Equipments: Knives/The World
- Ice Manipulation
- Time Freeze
- Laser Eyes
- Hypnotize
Feats[]
- Outsmarted Jonathan
- Fought Jotaro
Weaknesses[]
- Can be burnt in sunlight
Wiz: Even tho he had lost his fight against jotaro, we aren't sure if dio will come back
Boomstick: Dio can empower himself by sucking up a blood, as you can see he got even stronger when he sucked up joseph joestar's blood
Wiz: And dio's been suffering from many pains nowadays and after that he had resisted the pain he had
Boomstick: his limbs would easily regrow if it's chopped off, just like his leg getting chopped off, he was able to put it back
Wiz: And he's also able to tank blows from star platinum and tis caused jotaro's pants to ripped
Boomstick: Even tho when he is terribly injured he can still fight with it, as long as his stand is not broken, or when he is not in the sunlight of course, because vampires are weak to sun
Dio: Immortality! Eternal life! And STAND POWER
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the Combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle![]
Meanwhile in the scarlet devil mansion, a red smoke generated on the roof, making the sky red
Meanwhile the background reverted, but not for long, as dio appears inside the scarlet devil mansion but a table then hits him
Meiling: Stop right there! Trespasser!
Dio then smiles and impales his fingers at meiling, but then the mistress of the scarlet devil mansion surrounds and saves meiling
Meiling: ...thanks mistress.. you saved me...
Remilia: Go now. i'll not let this guy kill you
Dio: Hmm.. sounds like a challenge to me
FIGHT!
Dio: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
Dio's stand rapidly punches remilia, but she grabbed the hand of it, making dio shock of how she saw his stand
The remilia summons her spear and throws it on dio and passes threw it, causing a huge hole on his chest, then remilia starts scratching dio's face but before she could, dio stops time and disappears
Remilia: Hm?
The knives were behinds remilia but before it hits her, she ends up turning a bat to dodge them and then she fires a spinning cross materialized from scarlet energy and shooting beams at dio, Then dio stops time before even hits him
Dio: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA DA!
After resuming time, Remilia gets punched rapidly and then remilia Dashes and suddenly appears behind dio and slashes him with her claws
Dio then ends up shooting a laser eye on remilia and then she ends up dodging it and pulls dio by a hug and drinks his blood
Dio then stops time and also impales his hand on remilia's back, then when the time rewinds, the blood squashes at remilia's back
Dio: Hehehe....No fools like you could surpass, THE GOD!
Remilia: You're no god
Destiny "Miserable Fate"
Remilia fires out a series of red chains and chases dio out of nowhere
K.O!
Results[]
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Remilia
Dio
Wiz: The Winner is ____.