This is an Episode from DEATH BATTLE!.
This will be a Collab between Skyblazero, MaverickHunterSilver, Lord JJJ, SpeedyHedgehog91 and JohnGojira.
Which character who can regenerate (Obviously) Will win?
Introduction[]
Skyblazero: Regeneration.
Anti-Sky: One of the best skills ever!
Matt: Today we should see who is the Best Character with Regeneration Alive!
Skyblazero: And these characters are Deadpool--
Deadpool: Deadpool, the Regenerating Degenerate who breaks 4th Wall, has a Mouth and has Skills with the Ladies!
Skyblazero: Yeah, thats him...
Anti-Sky: Cell, The Perfect Being!
Deadpool: Aw... Man, That thing is "Perfect", All we know he obviously isnt! Like look that appearance. Looks worst than a Clown!
Skyblazero: Shut Up Deadpool!
Deadpool: Ugh... Fine...!
Matt: Lobo, the Main Man!
Deadpool: Really?
Skyblazero: Yes.
Deadpool: Ugh... Fine...
Anti-Sky: SpongeBob SquarePants, the Sea Sponge Master of Karate!
Skyblazero: Wolverine, the Indestructible X-Man who is the Best at what he does!
Deadpool: Wait... Wolverine!?. This is gonna get fun!
Matt: Dio Brando, Za Warudo's controller.
Anti-Sky: The Mask. The Big Head Killer--
Deadpool: Wait... Mask!?
Suddenly a Green Tornado Appears sucking Sky, Anti-Sky, Deadpool and Matt and appears The Mask who has a Big Smile in its Face.
The Mask: SsssssssssssssssssssssssMOKIN'!
Deadpool: Wait... MASK!
The Mask: DEADPOOL!
Deadpool: MASK!
The Mask: DEADPOOL!
Deadpool: Aw Man this is going great. Im gonna kick your Big Head in the Fight!
The Mask: Hah, show me you can. I mean I Beat You once. I Can DO IT again. Hahahahahahaha!
Deadpool: Let's see if you can. Big Head Freak!
Skyblazero: Well, continuing. Majin Buu, The Powerful Pink Z-Fighter.
Deadpool: Powerful?, It seems a Pink Ball! Im betting 10 dollars at The Mask if that Pink Ball loses First!
The Mask: Damn. Pretty sure he's gonna lose.
Skyblazero: Well. Lets see if he does or not.
Deadpool: Fine.
Anti-Sky: The Hulk. Marvel's Angered and really strong Green Beast!
Skyblazero: Bowser, the Koopa King.
Matt: .Also Peter Griffin, The Family Guy's Dad.
Deadpool: Oh, this guy it seems to Homer Simpson!
The Mask: True!
Skyblazero: Basically because Homer and Peter are rivals.
Deadpool: Ohhhh....
Anti-Sky: And finally... Godzilla, the King of Kaiju!
Deadpool: Well, Good luck Mask. I will win this!
The Mask: Lets see if you can, Weird Looking Freak!
Skyblazero: I'm Sky, he's Anti-Sky, he's Matt and he's Deadpool.
The Mask: And I'm The Mask!
Skyblazero: Yeah but your not as Host. You just break 4th wall to be in intro.
The Mask: Pretty sure us will miss me!
Deadpool: I will not!
Anti-Sky: I guess I might.
Deadpool: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE--
The Mask: DEATH BATTLE!, Hah!
Deadpool: Ugh... I Hate you....
Deadpool (Sky P.s. Deadpool Breaks 4th Wall Baby!)[]
Skyblazero: In Marvel Universe Are Many Heroes who generally tends to kick Villains' Ass.
Anti-Sky: And in this universe is a Mix of Spiderman and Deatshtroke that creates an Amazing Merc.
Matt: Deadpool!
Skyblazero: Its real name is Wade Winston Wilson and he had a life and a Wife named Vanessa.
Deadpool: But one Horrible Day I HAD Cancer and a Man named Ajax came and WANTED To Sell me a Good Sheperd but NOBODY deceives me so I had to Mute Him and Face Him!
Skyblazero: When Wade mutate he ends up gaining strenght and regeneration.
Matt: He easily push a plane with just its feet, and Deadpool can kill 8 soldiers before they could react!
Anti-Sky: And Deadpool also was able to resist falling on him and a skyscraper Falling on him!
Deadpool: Yeah. But More awesome are my Katanas and My Guns!
Skyblazero: Yeah Deadpool has Twin Katanas can cut skulls and has two Guns.
Anti-Sky: One is a Smoking Gun which is like a normal gun but it has some Blaster Guns which can Desintegrate You!
Deadpool: I also have Grenades!
Skyblazero: Yeah, and also has the Magic Satchel to get objects out of nowhere.
Deadpool: Such as... THIS!
Deadpool pulls out a Bunch of Giant Guns and starts shooting at Matt who runs scared.
Skyblazero: Yeah but the best of all. The Continuity Gem!
Deadpool: It can make me wish whatever I want!
Skyblazero: Deadpool basically is a Reality Warper when use it.
Anti-Sky: And Also Deadpool is unpredictable, has experience in martial arts and is master of ALMOST every weapon!
Deadpool: Also I have a Teleportation Belt allows me teleport but it has malfunctionations!
Skyblazero: Deadpool also breaks 4th wall and has a Carbonadium Katana can kill people with healing factors, Universal Acid, resistance to possesion, sais, bolas, an holographic image inducer, hammers, and Hulk's Fists (Or boxing glove arrows).
Deadpool: Oh, i also once stoled Thanos' Infinity Gaunglet!
Anti-Sky: Deadpool also dodged and catched Captain America's Shield Throws once murdered a version of himself killed the Marvel Universe and has turned Herald from Galactus once and can keep up and threw a Sun at Silver Surfer!
Skyblazero: Deadpool gains the next powers:
- Cosmic Level Power
- Enchanced Strenght
- Light Speed Flight
- Size Altering
- A Cosmic Surf Table to fly
- Precognition
- Matter Manipulation
- Energy Manipulation
- Can shoot energy waves
- Can Survive in Space
- Cosmic Awareness
- Can sense weaknesses
Deadpool: But Us can see THE BEST OF ALL NOW!
Deadpool use The Continuity Gem to wish he gets turned into Captain UniPool.
Captain UniPool: Yeah thats it!
Skyblazero: These is Captain UniPool. These was because Deadpool once fought Thanos and got possesed by The Uni-Power and was able to take down Thanos as Death's Avatar who stomped Eternity.
Boomstick: Yeah but it was its Time Limit!
Skyblazero: Deadpool is also cocky, mentally unestable, its regeneration makes Deadpool think he is invincible, dont take the fight so enserious and decapitation can incapacitate Deadpool too much.
Captain UniPool: Finally im done Baby. Now I will turn to normal!
Captain UniPool use the Gem to wish he turns to normal.
Deadpool: Alright. I guess I will be out a long time!
Skyblazero: Alright, now time to analyze Cell!
Cell (Sky)[]
Skyblazero: Cell is a Bug who was Created by Dr. Gero as a "Perfect Being".
Anti-Sky: What?, Why the Heck a Bug is the Perfect Being?, Might a Worm be the perfect being as next!
Sky facepalms.
Skyblazero: Yes Anti-Sky... The Worm can....
Anti-Sky: Damn it!
Skyblazero: Cell it seems a Bug but he is a Really Powerful People you should Dont mess up with.
Anti-Sky: Yeah. He is really powerful!
Skyblazero: Cell was created by the DNA of almost every Dragon Ball Fighter, Even Goku!
Anti-Sky: But how can A BUG kill Goku?!
Matt: Because a Bug can Anti-Sky!
Anti-Sky: Well. Now I feel Goku isnt really powerful right now....
Skyblazero: Cell wasnt perfect until he absorbed one of Dr. Gero's another Androids. The Android 17.When he do he turned into Semi-Perfect Cell.
Matt: Until Cell turned Perfect when absorbed the Android 18 to turn into Perfect Cell!
Skyblazero: At least it looks better than the other 2 forms. Cell had defeated the Z-Fighters, Vegeta and Trunks with no problem!
Anti-Sky: And then finally the Bug Murdered Goku!
Matt: Come on. Cell should fight Superman!
Anti-Sky: Ehh... Sorry but Nah.
Skyblazero: Also due to absorbing and beating Everybody, Cell was able to use moves like Vegeta's Gallick Gun and Frieza's Death Beam!
Anti-Sky: Cell even has The Fucking Kamehameha inherited from Goku!
Matt: Cell has also Regeneration he take from Piccolo. From the Manga and original Japanese Dub Cell can regenerate only if the core inside its head is not damaged, though the english dub of anime re-defines this so that he can regenerate provided even a single cell remains, making up the contradiction in the Manga of Cell having its head blow up by Goku's Instant Transmission Kamehameha!
Skyblazero: Cell also can use the Solar Flare inherited from Tien, And the Afterimage Strike taken from Goku!
Matt: Also Cell has the Spirit Bomb altough he only used it once, after he absorbed Goku he obtained the Spirit Bomb and the Energy Field a protective barrier used notably Used Semi-Perfect Cell in order to completely absorb Android 18 without interference!
Skyblazero: Being an Android Cell is pretty smart.
Anti-Sky: And Cell is also fast for a Bug. He keep up with the likes of Super Saiyan Goku and Super Saiyan Vegeta!
Skyblazero: And Cell also was able to do the Solar Kamehameha, it leaves him open when he uses it, sadly And It DESTROYS SOLAR SYSTEMS!
Anti-Sky: Cell is really Overpowered being a Bug!
Matt: Yeah But even if Cell is Perfect has its weaknesses.
Anti-Sky: Main is Cell is a Bug?
Skyblazero: No, It isnt the main weakness.
Matt: Yeah, When Cell absorbed Vegeta and Goku, Cell also gained their pride, is extremely cocky when he fights for no reason, is extremely overconfident and its regeneration has limits to it!
Skyblazero: But Cell during the Cell Games Cell has an Alternative version where he crosses with one of the Dark Dragon Balls that were disturbed by the temporal flow it was embedded in its Chest controlling its mind and increasing its Power turning into Xeno Cell and with this was able To Beat Gohan And ALL its Friends...
Anti-Sky: CHANGING THE STORY!!!
Skyblazero: Cell in this form has the Dark Kamehameha, can use Ki Bursts and can Fly!
Matt: And Xeno Vegeta was about to defeat Cell he gets attacked by Gravy and then Xeno Trunks fusionates with Xeno Vegeta into Xeno Vegeks and but in medium of the fight, Xeno Cell gets up again by the Energy Received By Putine who wish probe its Demon God Power evolutionating to Cell-X.
Anti-Sky: Well, looks ugly again...
Skyblazero: Now Cell doesnt like to fight directly, now he creates More Little Bio-Androids to make its job.
Matt: Cell-X can do Energy Spheres And Has a Fire Breath!
Skyblazero: Yeah but Cell stills having the already mentionated weaknesses.
Anti-Sky: But we dont need mess up with the Dragon Ball's Perfect Bug!
Cell: I WAS PERFECT!!!!!
Lobo (Sky)[]
Skyblazero: Lobo is one of the most annoying characters of the Comic Books.
Anti-Sky: He pretty much maybe more annoying than even Deadpool!
Matt: Lobo is also a Powerful Character in the DC Universe!
Anti-Sky: Yeah, he FOUGHT with Superman!
Skyblazero: Lobo's Main alias is the Last Czarnian.
Anti-Sky: Because He KILLED its Race!
Matt: Lobo is extremely skilled with weapons.
Skyblazero: Lobo has mastered many techniques in the galaxy and surprisingly Lobo is smart!
Anti-Sky: Lobo can also easily K.O. Characters like Superman and Etrigan, isnt joke. Lobo also is widely considerated invincible. He is nearly impossible to kill!
Skyblazero: He is really like Deadpool.
Matt: Lobo regenerated from a drop of blood smaller than one of your finger-tips, can look at people's weaknesses although Lobo sometimes doesnt explose them.
Skyblazero: Lobo also has a large assortment of knives and a trusty gun!
Anti-Sky: And Lobo can use some of its cigars as Bombs!
Skyblazero: Lobo also has ear chips which LITERALLY Play Heavy Metal Music into its ear so that he can get inmune to attacks would hit its Mind!
Matt: Lobo also has the Spacehog, a Motorcycle that comes with beams, missiles, alsers and more!
Skyblazero: Lobo's Main Weapon is the Chain. Wheter hes tearing thru people, slamming them against the ground, or just sticking them to the walls, its an useful weapon for the space-traveler. Once he got annoying that Heaven and Hell banished him!
Matt: But Lobo has some weaknesses.
Skyblazero: Yeah, he has been killed by The Mask before but we should dont mess up with the Last Czarnian!
Lobo: They don't call me the Main Man for nothin'.
SpongeBob SquarePants (Sky PS. SpongeBob breaks the 4th Wall. He's Always Ready!)[]
Skyblazero: Apart of Deadpool and Lobo being the most annoying people from Comic Books. Now we have Squidward Tentacles's Nightmare who is a Sponge who lives under the sea--
Anti-Sky: S-P-O-N-G-E-B-O-B-S-Q-U-A-R-E-P-A-N-T-S!
Skyblazero: Ugh, yeah. thats him...
Anti-Sky: SpongeBob maybe annoying for Squidward but he is so cool!
Skyblazero: Thats true. He Was trained by Sandy Cheeks.
Matt: And got turned a Master into Karate! He can do all this!
Matt then throws blows and kicks until he accidentally hits its face with a Chop.
Matt: My face!
Skyblazero: SpongeBob actually has Strenght!
Matt: Yeah, He LITERALLY Lift Houses, And dragged an Anchor Around, but sometimes its strenght is inconscistent!
Anti-Sky: SpongeBob also is fast aswell. Cooks faster than a Krabby Patty making Machine Is Able to produce hundreds of Patties at A Time!
Matt: SpongeBob also is durable!
Skyblazero: SpongeBob has took out a Beating Without Feeling it, tanked blows from the King Neptune, absorbs blows since its a Sponge with no Organs and Skeleton, its Regeneration makes SpongeBob hard to kill, survived multiple car crashes and survived an Explosion sended SpongeBob to the space!
Anti-Sky: SpongeBob works as a Frycook making Krabby Patties with a Spatula, he can also use the Spatula as a Sword!
Skyblazero: SpongeBob likes also Blow Bubbles but these ones can create life!
Anti-Sky: And SpongeBob has survived things with its ToonForce!
Matt: He has a Pickle Blaster shoots Pencils at High Speeds and it can tear thru metal!
Skyblazero: Also has a Magic Pencil can bring drawings to life!
Anti-Sky: And has its Superhero Outfits!
Matt: Like The Quickster allows SpongeBob be Super Fast!
Skyblazero: The Goofy Goober Guitar allows SpongeBob fly and the Guitar shoots lasers able to pentatrate Metal!
Anti-Sky: The Invincibubble gives him the ability to shoot Invinsible Bubbles and makes him Stronger And Faster!
Matt: Also SpongeBob can break the 4th Wall!
SpongeBob suddenly appears.
SpongeBob: Hello!
Matt: Hello!
Anti-Sky: Also SpongeBob has a Mech Suit used during the battle of the Toybots and has an Ammo in the Form of Green Goo!
Skyblazero: And its most powerful weapon. The Magic Page!
Anti-Sky: This ALLOWS SpongeBob wish for Anything!
Skyblazero: And SpongeBob scales to Patrick Star who run to the sun and back in 15 seconds and has a Condiment Gun which can shoot both Ketchup or Mustard!
Anti-Sky: Yeah but SpongeBob is dumb, only use its Page to turn into a Superhero, and is in often Childish!
Skyblazero: But we dont need mess up with the Epic Sea Sponge.
SpongeBob: What are us doing?
Skyblazero: Analyzing you for a Battle royale.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, great... I'm Ready!
SpongeBob walks out.
Wolverine (Sky)[]
Skyblazero: James "Logan" Howlett Aka Wolverine had its Parents dying at a Young Age...
Anti-Sky: Weapon X played a Fun Game of Operation of Logan.
Skyblazero: But probably it wasnt fun for Logan.
Matt: Weapon X had placed Adamantium inside Logan's Body.
Skyblazero: Thats the why as Wolverine can retract and use its Claws.
Anti-Sky: They also give him its Healing Factor Deadpool then stoled.
Deadpool: HEY. I DIDN'T STOLE IT. WEAPON X DID!
Skyblazero: BE OUT WADE!
Deadpool: Fine!
Skyblazero: Wolverine is a pretty though fighter.
Matt: Yeah, with its Claws can cut THRU steel and can EASILY Kill People!
Skyblazero: They are also 12 inches long.
Matt: Wolverine also has its Healing Factor allows him to quickly be healed from damage but if it gets too severe--
Deadpool: He's literally screwed. Not like me!
Skyblazero: STOP WADE!
Deadpool: No!
Matt: Hmmm... Alright, also Once The Hulk LITERALLY Ripped Wolverine in a Half!
Skyblazero: But its more powerful state is its Berserker Rage. This makes Logan goes on a rampage and can IGNORE all the pain. He also will not stop until its foe is killed or he's taken down.
Matt: He lift a great white shark, battled Omega Red for 17 hours, and also has took a beat down from Phoenix, As Well as Many Beats Down from The Already Mentionated Hulk!
Skyblazero: Yeah but Wolverine is not very smart. He has been beat up by The Punisher, The Hulk, Captain America and one time got defeated by Spock into a Crossover.
Deadpool: Well. I'll be out now. This got me bored...
Deadpool walks out.
Anti-Sky: But we dont need mess up with this Indestructible X-Man!
Wolverine: I'm the best at what i do, but what i do isn't very nice.
Majin Buu (Sky)[]
Skyblazero: Majin Buu, An Ancient force of Destruction existed into an inmemorial time cycling between periods of hibernation.
Matt: During its rampages absorbed the evil elements of raices he erradicated and steadly become more VIOLENT AND EVIL!
Anti-Sky: Yee, even if he might have the appearance of an Inocent Fat Pink people!
Skyblazero: Then the evil mage Bibidi knew how to summon and control the Fat Pink and Eventually used Majin Buu to slaughter most of the Supreme Kais.
Anti-Sky: Like a Motherfucking Killing Machine!
Matt: however Buu after he absorbed the Grand Supreme Kai he was absorbed into a Less Evil Force by the Kai's Influence and Buu was later sealed by Bibidi before its death.
Skyblazero: 5 million years later, Bibidi comes to earth to summon Majin Buu once more.
Matt: And thats the way the Fat Pink had its Backstory!
Anti-Sky: Majin Buu might it seems fat but he's JUST SO STRONG!
Matt: Yeah, he 1 shot Dabura, ripped apart the space and time, had erradicated The Human Race in Seconds and DESTROYED HUNDRED OF PLANETS!
Skyblazero: Buu is also fast. Casually kept up and outpaced Vegeta and Gohan, kept up with Super Saiyan 3 Goku and is Faster than both Super Saiyan Gotenks its Kid Buu himself. Later blitzed Ultimate Gohan with Gotenks Absorbed and became EVEN FASTER with Gohan ABSORBED!
Matt: And Majin Buu has traded blows with Super Saiyan 3 Goku and tanked attacks from Super Saiyan Gotenks and survived attacks after he went Super Saiyan 3 and from Ultimate Gohan!
Skyblazero: Majin Buu also survived a battle with Vegito once!
Matt: And Majin Buu has the Chocolate Beam can TURN YOU into a Chocolate if the Beam hits you!
Anti-Sky: Majin Buu also can Fly and can copy any Ki Based attack like the Kamehameha and the Instant Kiai Teleport!
Matt: And can get SO ANGRY he can create Steam and a gray version of himself of him comes out, this version is called Gray Buu!
Skyblazero: Majin Buu also is able to regenerate himself.
Anti-Sky: And the Gray Buu beat the Fat one and turned him into Chocolate eating him and turned into Super Buu!
Skyblazero: This version is Buu's most powerful version erradicated the Human Race!
Anti-Sky: Buu can also use its Body to ABSORB People!
Matt: This ends up leting Buu the smart of Piccolo and the brawn of Ultimate Gohan also there is Gotenks.
Skyblazero: Also access to attacks such as:
- Special Beam Cannon
- Galactic Doughnut
- Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack
- Hellzone Grenade
- Light Grenade
- Die Die Missile Barrage
Matt: And Kid Buu, the first form of Majin Buu.
Skyblazero: Yeah but Matt, the strongest Buu is Buuhan.
Anti-Sky: And Majin Buu got be possesed and MORE stronger by the 3 Stars Dark Dragon Ball turning into Xeno Majin Buu!
Matt: He had fought Xeno Goku in this form and when the Dark Empire force arrive being led by the Demon God Xeno Dabura who intervenes in their battle slicing Buu in a half. However, while Xeno Dabura is focused in Xeno Goku Buu regenerates absorbing Dabura and having the power of a Demon God Buus power soars and ERRADICATES the ENTIRE Dark Empire fleet!
Anti-Sky: Then he starts to overwhelm Goku who got saved by Xeno Trunks who had arrived along its father and Trunks turns into Super Saiyan to face Xeno Buu but losed!
Skyblazero: But Xeno Goku and Vegeta fusionated into Xeno Vegito facing Buu until Chamel appeared and soon after Buu escapes thru a space time rift.
Anti-Sky: And reappeared in the Hell and absorbed Xeno Janemba turned into Evil Demon already having absorbed Dabura and its power increases and gains part of the Armor of Janemba!
Skyblazero: He fought with the Time Patrol and Xeno Slug and Towa and Buu attacked Slug with its Sword sending it in and out of many different rifts, cutting away at its Body and then turns its attention at Towa and NEARLY gets a fatal attack in when the Demon God Salsa arrives in time to intercept the attack. Salsa with its Demon Powers now getting fully stabilished finishes of Buu and Slug with its Trick of Tornadoes technique and their Dark Dragon Balls are Recovered.
Matt: Xeno Majin Buu can fly, shoot Ki Blasts, has Body Manipulation, regeneration, absorption, the Dark Vanishing Ball, an Unknown unfathomable power, and WHEN Absorbed Janemba is ABLE to summon Portals for Time Travel, and for both combat and movement purposes!
Anti-Sky: But when Buu absorbs he is a complete idiot and with people absorbed Buu is EXTREMELY Overconfident!
Matt: But we dont need mess up with this Powerful Character from Dragon Ball!
Majin Buu: What do you think of the Power of the strongest Majin?
Dio Brando (Maverick)[]
Skyblazero: From the slums of England in the late century, Dio Brando's life was absolutely pathetic.
Anti-Sky: Yeah, Dio was poor, and had lost his mother while almost losing his drunkard father, who often beat the academically gifted child during his drunken rages. Damn, what a bad life. No wonder his family had been cursed with misfortune.
Matt: Yeah, about that. Dio knew that his father had killed his mother, and one day he snapped over the issues involved over helping his sick father to live through helpful medicine. So he did what any mentally broken kid would do: poison him.
Skyblazero: Eventually this constant payback ended up offing his father, and as a result Dio was left an orphan. Until he wasn't.
Anti-Sky: Because not too long before he was born, Dio's dad Dario was thought to be saving the rich George Joestar and his baby son from joining his wife dead at the bottom of a ditch. Of course, seeing as George didn't know Dario's true intentions, he was fooled into believing Dario was trying to save him.
Matt: You already said that.
Anti-Sky: Duh, I know that!
Skyblazero: Anyway, as a result George believed he owed Dario a favour, and that favour came in the form of adopting the orphaned Dio after he had secretly murdered his father. And they all lived happily ever after...
Anti-Sky: NOT, because guess what? Not only did Dio begin making a plan to off the Joestars and steal their wealth, therefore mocking the failed life of his daddy out of spite, but he also planned on taking out any heirs to the fortune. And this included George's son Jonathan Joestar. And after something involving a Stone Mask, vampires, zombies and holy breathing techniques, Dio began a feud with the Joestar family.
Matt: And after becoming an immortal vampire, this feud would go on from the 1880s all the way through to 2011 and even into an alternate universe. The terror of Dio Brando had begun!
Skyblazero: As a vampire, Dio is immortal. He's got some tricks in his undead body, and let's start off with the "Space Ripper Stingy Eyes". By building up water pressure in his eyes, Dio can fire these beams off like Superman's heat vision if they were short bursts. And then there's his enhanced strength and durability too, plus his Vaporising Freeze that allows him to freeze over an entire man in a near instant.
Anti-Sky: Yeah, alone a vampire or a zombie's body part hitting you is enough to break a regular man's arm, so imagine what Dio could do if you were or even weren't encased in ice!
Matt: Or what about the fact that Dio is far more prone to using stealth to get the drop on his enemies like he's Batman or something. And there's the whole reason he's here in the first place: his regeneration.
Skyblazero: Dio's regeneration let's him repair his head when it was partially sliced in two, allows him to literally reattached lost limbs and even punches through, that's right, through his body! That's some regeneration.
Anti-Sky: Unfortunately when he woke up in the 1980s, a full century later, Dio had lost the freeze and Stingy Eyes thanks to having his head attached to Jonathan Joestar's body, but fortunately he had a backup power in the form of his Stand. This was The World!
Skyblazero: A Stand is a physical manifestation of a person's soul. Only those with a Stand can see or hurt a Stand, but those without one can always just damage it's user instead. Those with soul sensing or interacting abilities could potentially bypass this though, so just remember that.
Matt: The World's power it to stop time for almost 10 whole seconds, and like it's vampire user The World is immensely strong and incredibly fast, thanks in part to being the same type of Stand as Star Platinum.
Skyblazero: In this frozen time, DIO often wastes his time being cocky, but won't hesitate to trap you in a knife throwing danger zone or crush you with a steamroller. Oh, sorry, road roller!
Anti-Sky: Or he'll just beat you up. And drink your blood. Sometimes he'll do both. Seems like a powerful guy, doesn't he?
Skyblazero: Well, you say that, but that isn't actually the extent of DIO's abilities. While his Stand is impressive, in an alternate world DIO managed to kill Jotaro and awaken his Stand into an evolved, godlike power. The World was now The World Over Heaven, and DIO was now Heaven Ascension DIO!
Anti-Sky: This DIO is OP! He exists within his own dimension, and has a new power known as Reality Overwrite. What makes this move powerful? It's a reality warping move that DIO activates by punching his foe.
Skyblazero: By passing Reality Overwrite through his fists, DIO can either mess with reality to heal himself, or he can just outright erase you. Even Gold Experience Requiem's Revert to Zero doesn't work on this acausal being! Unfortunately, it can only be used through his or The World Over Heaven's fists, so heavily damaged hands mean a Reality Overwrite-less Heaven Ascended DIO.
Matt: Meh, screw that. DIO has another version of The World for him to use alongside that. Like The World Over Heaven, this version of The World is an evolved Stand with godlike power. We call it The World Ultimate.
Skyblazero: There's nothing special about this Stand compared to the original Stand... other than the fact that it's far stronger and has a one hour time stop! That, and Dio has some resistance to time stop as well.
Anti-Sky: But he also has another Stand, known as The Passion. Alongside the "Beyond", this Stand is what makes DIO incredibly powerful. With The Passion, DIO can look into the future of anyone he's drank the blood of. We don't know the limit for how far he can view it, but seeing into the future allows him to plan against literally anything that could cause some form of a threat to him. This includes plot and fate manipulation, which is how DIO changed the events of his death in Stardust Crusaders.
Matt: He's survived his Stand's disc being crushed by Ultimate Kars, which is basically the equivalent of destroying his soul given that Stands are a physical manifestation of one's soul. Speaking of, DIO one time split his soul in half and implanted it into the corpse of Giorno Giovanna, therefore somewhat possessing him and creating a new body that would later become Part 3 DIO.
Skyblazero: Whoever's corpse gets possessed therefore becomes DIO and The World.
Anti-Sky: DIO is a powerhouse!
Matt: What's he done other than that!?
Skyblazero: Simple. DIO managed to hold his own against Ultimate Kars, the same being who literally flipped the entirety of Britain like it was nothing. And DIO's punches reduced him to a bloody paste until Kars regenerated from it, so DIO could potentially do what Kars did.
Anti-Sky: He's also as fast as light, and one time in Eyes of Heaven DIO erased the presence of Funny Valentine throughout ALL of time and space, including every single universe within the multiverse. Said multiverse containing INFINITE universes.
Skyblazero: He's also beyond light speed, actually. DIO held his own against Gold Experience Requiem remember? Therefore he scales to Requiem and should have...
Anti-Sky: INFINITE SPEED! So he can control the plot, fate itself, and scales to someone who can move within erased time!? DIO is broken!
Skyblazero: He is. Throughout his life Dio has remained the one constant thorn in the side of the Joestars, and even though the main universe has been replaced by the Steel Ball Run universe, Dio still retains somewhat of a spiritual presence in the form of his AU counterparts, Diego Brando and Diego from another world
Anti-Sky: If there's one being that comes to mind when you think of JoJo, DIO is easily the first villain to come to mind. Don't ever cross paths with this blessed vampire, his invisible punching ghosts and his Jesus Christ Stand!
The Mask (Sky P.S. Mask Breaks 4th Wall. SsssssssssssssssssMOOKIIIINNNNNNNN'!)[]
Skyblazero: The Mask Of Loki, an object created by God of Mischief.
Anti-Sky: It was also created by an Ancient Africa tribe on Shamans. The Mask reached to the protagonist who is named Stanley Ipkiss.
Matt: and is other name is Big Head.
A Green Tornado Appears sucking the 3 Hosts to the ground while suddenly Mask appears smiling.
The Mask: SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssMOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'!, Did Us Miss Me?
Anti-Sky: Yes!
Deadpool appears aiming Mask with two guns who then puts a Shocked Face.
Deadpool: NO!!!!!
The Mask smiles.
The Mask: Pretty sure your gonna do it!
The Mask then took out Guns smiling.
Skyblazero: BE OUT OF HERE DEADPOOL!
Deadpool: Fine!
Deadpool leaves.
Skyblazero: The Mask of Loki obtains incredible Powers like ToonForce and can create things OUT of Nowhere!
Matt: Mask had defeated Lobo before and is an Universe Buster!
Skyblazero: He is inmortal, has teleportation, has shapeshifting, flight and reality warping!
The Mask: Wanna see one of my Magic Tricks?
Took out a Black Ballon and turns it into a Machine Gun.
Matt: So cool!
Skyblazero: Mask moves fast enough how to cause a sonic boom, destroyed a Solar System while fighting with Lobo, can survive almost anything do to its Healing Factor, and is a MASTER of Weaponry!
Anti-Sky: And survived gunshots and got crushed and its hard to kill useless you take its Mask Off and its Mask can be removed if its opponents hits its Big Head hard enough. Sometimes Mask also required works only at night!
The Mask: It seems us know too much of me. Well bye guys. SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssMOOOOOKIN'!
The Mask turns into a Green tornado and goes out.
The Hulk (Sky)[]
Skyblazero: The Hulk, Marvel's Angry Green Beast.
Matt: HULK SMASH!!!!!
Anti-Sky: The beast got created by the rage cases of the Dr. Robert Bruce Banner.
Skyblazero: When Bruce was Kid. He was Really Smart and was very intimidated by its Own Father!
Matt: Its father is like a Kind of Monster!
Skyblazero: The times its Father abused of him really it seems to have affected Bruce.
Anti-Sky: And the Poor Bruce see how its Own Mother Died by its Own Father and its Father got Arrested this giving Bruce an Emotional Trauma!
Matt: And Bruce got affected by a Gamma Bomb absorbing Giant Quantities of Gamma Radiation and when he Gets Mad turns into the Green Beast... HUUUUULKKKKK!!!!!!
Skyblazero: Hulk has strenght.
Anti-Sky: He lifts Cars, Mountains Buildings and its strenght can increase across Its Own Rage!
Matt: Hulk can create Earthquacks Clapping and has Resistance and Regeneration!
Anti-Sky: Yeah, Hulk survives Nuclear Explosions, High Solar Temperatures And the Planet's Devasting Impacts!
Skyblazero: Altough High Caliber Shots can difficult its Movement until a certain point, while can be temporaly submitted with intense Attacks with Quimic Weapons, Like Anesthetic Gases, but any interruption of this dose will allow Hulk recover quickly!
Matt: Its Regeneration allows Hulk do things like:
- Breath underwater
- Survive without protection at the space into Large Time Periods
- Can recover of the most of its Wounds in matter of seconds including once the WHOLE destruction from the Most Part from its Body Mass
Skyblazero: And When Hulk is extremely Angered can turn himself into Mindless Hulk which is Only a Destruction Machine and Hulk's Mind nothing about Banner stays and therefore Its Rage and Strenght Its infinite!
Anti-Sky: Hulk also can DODGE or Catch Missiles!
Matt: And As World Breaker Hulk is a Combat Machine has Superhuman Strenght. Hulk with only its slightest footpring almost destroyed All the West Coast, defeated Sentry, Thor and Galactus's Heralds and it was created when he see Rick Jones's death in Miek's hands and now Hulk can use its UNLIMITED strenght into an Excesive Way in THIS Form!
Anti-Sky: And Hulk had used the Infinity Gaunglet like Deadpool!
Matt: But better. Like Deadpool Hulk Once got Possesed by the Uni-Power and got turned into a Blue Version of himself!
Anti-Sky: Into that Version Hulk had Easily destroyed Robots when had to Fought with them!
Matt: Yeah but i this form has Time Limit tho.
Skyblazero: And The result of Bruce Banner and Hulk having seen thru different rebirths and deaths, allowing Devil Hulk to seal the other incarnations away and become the dominant Hulk persona. Hulk gets turned into...
Anti-Sky:...INMORTAL HUUUUULKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Matt: If Banner is injured by sunset, the Inmortal Hulk with emerge with its transformation being limited to Night-Time!
Anti-Sky: He has a Massive Gamma Burst Ability capable of leveling a Mountain. He can drain the Gamma from other Gamma Mutates.
Matt: He can even sense Liars. The Inmortal Hulk is the most powerful incarnation to date!
Skyblazero: Hulk is really strong but Hulk has its Weaknesses.
Anti-Sky: Hulk is dumb and can be damaged when returns to be Bruce Banner!
Matt: But we dont need mess up with Marvel's Angry Green Beast!
The Hulk: Get up and fight more!
Bowser (Lord JJJ, P.S. Bowser Breaks 4th Wall. SHOWTIME!!!)[]
Skyblazero : In Far away, There is a big peaceful kingdom called the Mushroom Kingdom
Anti-Sky : And it is called the Mushrooms Kingdom for a good reason, because all the inhabitants of that Kingdom are strange mushroom-like creatures called Toads.
Skyblazero : Of course, like any big Kingdom that the events of the story happen in it, that Kingdom was not destined to remain in peace
Anti-Sky : Because .....Wait a moment؟ Where is Matt?
Skyblazero : Don't worry, he took a break. Look, he left a message
Anti-Sky : Oh that's good, oh I get a little nervous
Skyblazero : Mmmm, Matt's hand writing looks kinda different in this message, also he could have just sent us an email instead of that. Well, I should not worried myself about this so much, he just take break
Anti-Sky : Well let's continue. Because a big bad guy with plenty of free time and the will to control that kingdom had to appear to send chaos and destruction across the land and kidnap the Princess and also for a hero to appear and stand against that evil.
Skyblazero : And that Bad Guy is none other than the great Kooba king and Mario's archenemy, King Bowser
Anti-Sky : You may not understand what he is or what his purpose is, but you cannot deny that Bowser is truly a great character
Skyblazero : Bowser was not born as normal a kid, he was born as one of the Seven Star Children. A children were born with extraordinary amount of power.
Anti-Sky : He was also next prince to take the throne of the Kooba king. Huh, I wonder what happened to the previous king. I mean, we hadn't seen him or heard anything about him before. Really Nintendo, Couldn't you even make a simple hint of what happened to Bowser's father?
Skyblazero : Well, Bowser may have started out as a classic villain with a simple story and personality, just a bad guy who kidnapped the princess was stopped by a hero.
Anti-Sky : But as the years went, and with the release of more and more games, he got more and more character building. We saw him get more characteristics, making greater scheme, and even work with heroes in several situations.
Skyblazero : Of course, due to the large number of games that he appeared in and the multiple roles he played, Bowser obtain a huge arsenal of various weapons and items.
Anti-Sky : And sports tool of course, after all, Bowser is a professional athlete.
Skyblazero : However, Bowser has a lot of small and gigantic hammers, bombs, shells, tennis fireballs and a mace.
Anti-Sky : And also there are the various healing items he had from the RPGs that he playable in that could cure him even from ddizziness, disease, burning, statistics reduction, forced rage, poison, and power nullification and give him resistance from death spells
Skyblazero : Bowser also has several shells that increase its durability, the most powerful of which is the Super Suit that not only increases his durability but also his speed and strength as well as gives it resistance to fire, icy and lightning attacks.
Anti-Sky : Armor, weapons, and healing items are not all that Bowser gets from the RPGs he is playable in. He also has several accessories that not only increase his stats (speed, strength, and durability) but also give him resistance to several haxes such as: fear manipulation, poison manipulation, sleep manipulation, transmutation, power nullification and even death manipulation thanks to the safety badge and safety ring
Skyblazero : Of course, we cannot talk about the Bowser arsenal without mentioning his vehicles, and by that I am talking about the most important and famous Bowser vehicle, the Clown Car.
Anti-Sky : Bowser Jr. may be the person most famous for using the Clown Car, but this does not change the fact that Bowser is the first user of this car and has used it many times.
Skyblazero : You should not underestimate that vehicle only because of funny shape. This vehicle can fly through space, crossing interstellar distances and launching fire balls. It is also equipped with several other devices such as lasers, Bullet Bill blasters and boxing gloves.
Anti-Sky : A faster than light vehicle equipped with all kinds of weapons, "that is the ultimate vehicle."
Skyblazero : Bowser not only has "the ultimate vehicle" but also has "the ultimate hat".
Anti-Sky : This hat not only makes him very handsome, it also contains blades and boxing gloves, it also comes back to you when you throw it like a boomerang.
Skyblazero : Now that we've finally finish talking about Bowser's regular arsenal and his vehicles
??? : finally the boring part end
Anti-Sky : We can now start talking about its abilities
??? : And now the real showtime will start
Skyblazero and Anti-Sky : Hey who said this
Bowser appears suddenly at the place
Bowser: Hahahahaha, the Mighty Kooba King has come, the original and most recurring Finale Boss in all of the Mario series.
Skyblazero : You can break the fourth wall?
Bowser : Seems like someone didn't do their research well. Yes I can break the fourth wall. I've done this a lot of times, but some people seem to behave as if that unoriginal red idiot clown is the only fourth wall breaker out there.
Deadpool: Who you call the unoriginal red idiot clown, dumb turtle?
Bowser: Mario, but since you mentioned it you look more like an unoriginal red idiot clown than him
Deadpool : Do you realize with whom you are talking that you are talking to Deadpool master of breaking the fourth wall, but you are just a random person that no one knows that he can break the fourth wall at the fisrt place?
Bowser : At least I'm a good, lovable characters without breaking the fourth wall I'm sure nobody would have heard of you if you weren't breaking the fourth wall.
The Mask: He has a point
Deadpool : No one asked for your opinion, Big Head! Listen to me both of you yellow man and also the Dragon / Turtle / Dinosaur lokking creature I'm Deadpool I'll kill both of you in this fight and remember my words well Deadpool will make you pay the price
Bowser : What a wierdo did he really think that he can beat me that hilarious
Anti-Sky : Well, we has wasted a lot of time with breaking the fourth wall. Let's continue talking about Bowser's abilities
Skyblazero : Just like the the weapon due toBowser big history in several games, he possesses a very big number of abilities
Bowser : The first and most important ability is regeneration
The Mask : Dah, of course, you have this ability, otherwise you wouldn't be here
Bowser : That's why I said it is the most important
Anti-Sky : Bowser throughout the games has shown regeneration several times, often in the form of Dry Bowser
Skyblazero : Apart from the fact that Dry Bowser regenerates his skin, he also has shown the ability to reconstruct his body and even extract parts of his body and use it as a weapon.
Anti-Sky : But that is nowhere close to his best regeneration feat
Skyblazero : Yes, Bowser's best regeneration feat was in Mario 3D World, when Meowser exploded in the sky completely transformed into fireworks and then regenerated afterward.
Anti-Sky : Of course, like everyone else at that fight, regeneration is not what he can do.
Bowser : I can also transform other creatures into different things. One of my most used abilities i has used that ability when I turned all the Toads into stone blocks, bricks, and plants in the first game or when I turned a Koopa Troopa into a frog...
Skyblazero : Bowser can also petrify people, make poison clouds, create illusions and make himself far bigger
Anti-Sky : Bowser also has the ability to travel through time, where in Yoshi New Island, Bowser suddenly appears and has mentioned that he has traveled through time and space.
Skyblazero : Bowser didn't need a machine of some kind or something like that; he did it all by himself
Anti-Sky : Bowser is not only able to travel through time, he is resistant to this as well, as it appeared that his meeting and talking with his past version did not affect him in any way.
Bowser : I also have strong senses where I can feel Mario go through my tower and defeating my soldiers. I also can stay alive in space and underwater without breathing easily.
Skyblazero : Bowser can use multiple elemental attacks of fire, earth, electrical and wind
Anti-Sky : Bowser seems to be working his way up to become the new Aavatar
Bowser : Avatar position is bad as an insult to me. Have you seen an Avatar can use a magic wand can reduce his enemies size and make them weaker like this
Bowser shrinks Skyblazero and Anti-Sky to a small size
Anti-Sky : What have you done? Get us back to our real size, Bowser
Skyblazero : Small might not be that bad, Anti-Sky just look to Antman
Bowser : Except that Antman keeps the same strength when he gets smaller and you are actually getting much weaker. For example, when I shrinks Mario and his friends they became much weaker to the point where they needed a Power Star to defeat enemies who were usually fodders to them such as Piranha Plant, Hammer Bro and Dry Bones.
Anti-Sky : So are you going to restore us to our real size
Skyblazero : Maybe I'll think about that, why you don't keep talk about my abilites for now
Anti-Sky : Well Bowser, of course, what we mentioned was not all what the Koopa King able to do because King Bowser is well know as a user of dark magic.
Skyblazero : Where the Koopa King can use it to create an entire Castle from nothing and even create or summon all kinds of minions
Anti-Sky : From fooders like Bob-ombs, Goombas, Magikoopas, Thowmps and Shy Guy, to powerful monsters like King Bob-omb, King Boo, Giant Wigglers, Giant Bloopers, and even some of his childrens.
Bowser : But even with all these abilities, I couldn't defeat my rival Mario, so to make sure I would be able to defeat him, I got a special magical mushroom called "Vacuum Shroom" that give me the ability to SUCK, I mean in the good way.
Skyblazero : You mean like Kirby?
Bowser : Yes, like that dump pink puffballI, I can swallow anything but without copying the power of whoever swallowed
Anti-Sky : Skyblazero, will bowser get us back to our normal size now?
Skyblazero : I don't know why he's insistent on keeping us like this
Bowser : Well, it seems that the hosts here are impatient. I was thinking of returning you to your normal size after we finish talking about my abilites, but it seems like I suck, I mean in the good way.
Bowser suddenly swallow both Skyblazero and Anti-Sky
Skyblazero : Where are we now, Anti-Sky
Anti-Sky : I think we're in Bowser's belly
??? : You guys seem to have finally come to my save me
Skyblazero : Hey what is that, Matt is that you? What are you doing here?
Matt : After we finished The Hulk analysis there were strong winds that sucked me in and I found myself here
Anti-Sky : Hey, does that mean Bowser swallowed you up
Bowser : Yes, I needed an empty place to join
Skyblazero : You do not need a empty place, you could only join anytime, Deadpool doing this all the time
Bowser : I am the Koopa King, I don't do things normally, I do it with style, and doing the thing by kidnapping is my style.
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Skyblazero : Bowser, you're not going to do the analysis alone, right? Readers will get bored of this
Bowser : Well, I think you have a point
Bowser removes Skyblazero and Anti-Sky from his belly and they has return to their real size too
Anti-Sky : Good we got out of that strange place
Skyblazero : Wait what about Matt. Is he still there?
Bowser : As you all saw, unlike Kirby, I don't have a world inside my belly. Instead, when I swallow someone, he becomes the size of a cell. Isn't that really amazing. Oh I can heal myself through biting my enemies too
Skyblazero : Yeah we got an unfortunate experience there
Anti-Sky : However, Bowser can also come back to life by using Life Shrooms, which once he dies, will automatically bring him back to life, saving his soul from a never-return journey to Hell.
Bowser : Oh hell, I've already gone to it, or more precisely, I went to the Underwhere, it's really an ugly place, but there is a ladycalled Queen Jaydes , and after talking to her and prove that we are the heroes of light she allowed us to leave and return to our world. I am sure that if she sees me again, she will allow me to come back again.
Skyblazero : Hey, really this information is new. It seems that Kratos is not the only one who can return to life by escaping from Hell
Anti-Sky : Bowser can also put his enemy to sleep using Sleepy Bombs, Piccolo, and Sleepy Sheep. No, I'm not talking about Dragon Ball Piccolo, I am talk about Piccolo the Musical instrument
Skyblazero : Did we mention that Bowser can also damage Soules and ghosts, as he showed the ability to damage Boo and Elder Princess Shroob soul
Bowser : And I have other things that I can do for souls by using the Catch Card, I can seal the body and soul of the opponent inside a card
Anti-Sky : Not only that, Bowser has the power to do Za wardo with a stop watch
Skyblazero : And stopping the time is not all he can do, he can also speed up time by using the speed flower and rewind time by using retro clock
Bowser : And do not forget also that I can manipulate emotions by using Vibe Scepter. And brainwashing using singing♪. What a special ability I got♪ thanks to the music key♪.
Skyblazero : What's that sound? Bowser please don't sing again
Bowser : In any case, to increase my durability, strength and weight, I can turn my entire body into metal to become a metal bowser. And with the cat bell, I can transform into a Meowser that increases my fitness and makes me able to climb walls with ease. And if my skin melts, I will become a Dry Bowser to gain a great control over my body and get a completly immune to lava
Anti-Sky : And using Drea...
Bowser : Oh, don't spoil the surprise. Let's leave this after talking about my feats
Skyblazero : I think we have talk enough about the abilities, now it is the time to talk about feats
Anti-Sky : Bowser's first feat goes back to Super Mario Bros 3, where it was mentioned in the game manual that Mario, after reaching the end of the game and defeat all of Bowser's army, that if he did not win all the mushroom worlds would be destroyed, Assuming that the mushroom worlds refer to the mushroom kingdom, we can conclude that Bowser was going to destroy the entire mushroom kingdom by himself.
Skyblazero : We may not know how long it would have take for him to do this, but it must not be all that long
Bowser : The time period is not all that important given that I have a lot of feats that goes far beyond this
Skyblazero : Yes, since in Mario and Luigi : Bowser inside story, Bowser defeats his clone Dark Bowser, who is capable of creating a Dark Hurricane strong enough to destroy all the Mushroom Kingdom and it was stated several times that he can destroy "the world".
Anti-Sky : Maybe he needed Mario and Luigi's help for victory, but that doesn't change the fact that he managed to give Dark Bowser severe injuries and being the one who gave him the fatal blow.
Skyblazero : Bowser also survived the tennis stadium explosion which that explosion has the force of 2 megatons of TNT, and he also survived him be in his castle when Mario destroy it which has the force of 0.25 megatons of TNT.
Bowser : Have you not finished yet with the that simple and pathetic feats when you will talk about my greatst ones?
Anti-Sky : Oh yeah, I think Bowser is right. We've talked enough about his simple feats and it's time to talk about the what really our Koopa King can do
Skyblazero : Bowser has survived a black hole not just once, but a many number of times
Anti-Sky : And Bowser has been shown several times to be able to fight or even surpass Powerstar users
Bowser : The Power Star is not something that you should underestimate, as it appeared in Mario Galaxy, the Power Star is superior to Luma and Lumas, And Lumas are the ones who turn into everything in the galaxy from planets, stars, constellations and even other Galaxies.
Skyblazero : Also, using the Power Star, Bowser created other dimensions inside the paintings in Mario 64 that are large enough to contain a stary sky. The energy it takes to create dimensions this size is equal to around 40 Sexdecillion tons of TNT
Anti-Sky : But creating dimensions is not all that Bowser is capable of doing. He s also capable of trapping people within these dimensions
Skyblazero : And since we are talking about stars, we must not forget that Bowser stole all the starsfrom night sky, perhaps 18 years after King Dedede did it.
Anti-Sky : You might be thinking, hey, aren't those stars that Bowser stole so small? Yes, those stars were really small, but that doesn't change the fact that these stars are the stars in the night sky itself, which should mean that Bowser actually shrunk them , as we saw earlier, shrinking things is not something Bowser is Unfamiliar with.
Skyblazero : Creating dimensions inside paintings is not all what Bowser did in Mario 64 as he made an endless staircase whether it really was endless or not, but it really is a very long staircase.
Bowser : This isn't the only endless thing I've made. The munual of Mario 64 showed that Tik Tok Clock, one of the dimensions I created, is also endless
Skyblazero : And do you know who the very powerfull guy that Bowser fights all the time? Yes, it's him Mario
Anti-Sky : You don't have to be fooled by Mario's funny look because this plumber is really powerfull '
Skyblazero : Mario has defeated a big number of enemies who are power by the Power star, and as we talked before, the Powerstar is not something to be underestimated.
Anti-Sky : And he defeated Shadow Mario/Bowser Jr. who was able to draw several dimensions with stary sky
Skyblazero : And he defeated King Wart who had the power to control Subcon,a dream
Anti-Sky : Given that dreams in Mario's world are considered universes, we can say that Wart was able to control an entire universe
Skyblazero : And also he defeated Culex, who is considered the master of time and space and the inheritor of the two from the beginning of the universe to its end
Bowser : Hey, I was also here when he defeated Culex, I actually help at that fight, why would the credit all go to that foolish plumber with foolish mustache?
Skyblazero : Whatever, perhaps most of the time Mario is the one who wins in the fight between them, but this does not deny the fact that Mario mostly wins thanks to his speed, fitness and skills and not because he is stronger, Bowser is always the person who is physically superior.
Anti-Sky : Bowser might be the slower than Mario, but that doesn't really prevent him scaling from the red hero in addition because Bowser can tag and shoot down Lubbas spaceship, which is 27 quadrillion times faster than light.
Skyblazero : Bowser should be able to sacle from the playable characters in Mario Party 3 who are considered capable of fighting the Millennium Star, a star capable of traveling from the center of the universe to Earth in seconds.
Anti-Sky : Bowser traveled through various dreams to destroy them one by one, and as we know dreams in the Mario world are considered universes
Bowser : Hey didn’t you have to mention this within the strength feats, not speed
Anti-Sky : Oh yeah I forgot to mention this within the strength feats and I felt this feat fit to be mentioned with speed more
Bowser Then, since you have forgotten another strength feat that is may considered a speed feat, which is that I made a giant black hole capable of sucking distant planets, but I was unaffected by it and I was able to escape from it easily
Skyblazero : With such speed, regeneration, healing items and abilities, Bowser is undoubtedly really difficult to kill, but we must not forget the most important thing makes him difficult to kill, durability.
Bowser : My body is really tough as I have survived the destruction of my Galaxy Reactor, a weapon that possesses the energy to recreate the fabric of the universe, and I have survived the resetting of the universe. And I must not forget that I, along with the rest of the heroes of Light, survived be in a universe when that universe was wiping out of existence by the Void.
Anti-Sky : And we must not forget that Bowser survive lava countless times and even survive being throwed into the sun.
Skyblazero : And Bowser unlike other enemies he only get damage from Golden Mario instead of turning into coins
Bowser : And do you remember the Catch Card that we talked about earlier that seals the soul and the body together inside a card? The effect of that card do nothing to me ha ha ha, not only the catch card but also Sleepy Sheeps can't make me fall asleep
Anti-Sky : Several people have tried to control the mind or possess Bowser, perhaps some of them, like Cackletta and Mario, have succeeded in this, but this does not change the fact that someone like Elder Princess Shroob failed to completely possess Bowser body
Skyblazero : And that the likes of Lucien and Dimentio completely failed to control Bowser's mind
Bowser : Since we are talking about mind, did you know that I am a genius with 9800 IQ
Skyblazero : 9800 IQ? aren't this is a very big number
Bowser : Huh?
Skyblazero : Yes, I mean statement that you possess this level of intelligence coming from you. Without supporting evidence, we cannot be sure that your level of intelligence is really that high.
Bowser : What you talk about my intelligence is in this level ! In the end I built a a machine that suck and shrunk all the stars from the sky,a machine that is able to recreate the fabric of theuniverse, a machine capable of trapping happiness in bubbles and a machine that produces dark matter. 9800 IQ is not something strange for someone who is able to create these amazing inventions.
Skyblazero : Wow, this is really amazing and it is unexpected that you have so many feats in intelligence despite your appearing as a foolish and unreasonable person several times.
Anti-Sky : You think in the simple way Skyblazero, did you ever think that Bowser is may just playing dumb all that time. After all, he did this in Mario and Luigi : Dream Team when he trick Antasma and get the Dream Stone for himself, the stone that transforms him into his great, very powerfull form, Dreamy Bowser
Skyblazero : This great transformation make our Koopa King completely different from what he was before, after absorbing the dust of the Dream Stone, he has transformed into a god-like being has a great power over dreams
Anti-Sky : And all the world will submit to his mighty powers
Skyblazero : With that power Bowser was able to summon a upgraded, hardened and colorful versions of his soldiers, such as a group of Shy Guy on top of a ship in his shape, or an army of Goobas, Koopas and Bob-ombs, charging towards the enemy.
Anti-Sky : Besides, Bowser is now able to create healing food by himself from nothing and that healing food is colored meat? Well that's wierd
Bowser : And I became able to make copies of himself without the need to use cherries, in addition to a higher level of telekinesis
Skyblazero : Bowser mentioned that the power of the Dream Stone would allow him to make Mario and Luigi disappear from existence, but for some reason he did not do this at all. Does this mean that Bowser does not have this ability to earse people or that only Mario and Luigi possess resistance to earse? Well I think it's the second given that Mario and Luigi have shown resistance to being eased from existence in other games
Bowser : With the power of the Great Dream Stone, I have become able to control and even destroy the entire dream world. How big is the dream world you may ask? We mentioned previously that every dream is a universe. Also you should that in Mario’s universe, animals and plants also sleep and possibly dream even it was mentioned that every atom in the world has a face that makes it possible that every atom sleeps and dreams and its dreams become universes too. If you think that this is a very large number of universes, I am not finished yet because the inhabitants of dreams are also sleep and when they sleep they also dream what makes the number of Dreams cannot be counted
Anti-Sky : This is really amazing. Destroying this crazy number of universes is really a broken
Bowser : Yeah, but that's not all, because I'm also supposed to scale in speed to Zeekeeper who can cross all the big dream world that I mentioned how big it is earlier, to travel this distance before a new dream appears. This should be either the largest MFTL that ever exist or infinite speed.
Skyblazero : This is so great. Is there anything stronger than this?
Bowser : Yes, manipulating the plot itself
Skyblazero : You can do this ???
Bowser : Of course i can, in the first Paper Mario game when it started with a story about how widespread peace is and how safe star rod is, I changed the plot by adding myself and Kammy Koopa to the story and stealing the star rod and the narrator said "what the" and "you changed the story" What proves that what happened was, in fact, a plot manipulation
Anti-Sky : For Star Rod, it is considered an ancient artifact with the power to grant wishes
Skyblazero : By using it, Bowser was able to amp himself, making even people strong as him unable to do anything to him even with hax,
Anti-Sky : Even Time Stop has no effect in him
Bowser : Yes, but despite all this strength it remains not the strongest thing I got, the most powerful thing I got is Pure Hearts from Super Paper Mario, when there was a void that would destroy all existence, I forced to work with Mario and peach and the green guy who looks like Mario to collect Pure Hearts and save All worlds from destruction. What was gonna destroyed by the void was not only the universe, not only the dream world but every world, universes, dimensions and possibility in all teh Mario Multiverse
Skyblazero : The Pure Hearts might give a big power to the Heroes of Light, but they did not give him any new haxes except Power Nullification
Bowser : Yes, but imagine if I got the Star Rod, the Dream Stone, and Pure Hearts all together.I will undoubtedly become invincible then ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Skyblazero : Wait Bowser what about Matt
Bowser : Oh you mean that other guy ok, I think I'll return him back at ya
Peter Griffin (Speedy, P.S. Peter Breaks the 4th Wall...BECAUSE THE BIRD IS THE WORD!)[]
Skyblazero: Born in Mexico, Justin 'Peter' Griffin lost his parents at a very young age before moving to Quahog, Rhode Island while growing up to marry the love of his life, Lois.
Anti-Sky: Years later, they had three children and are currently raising Meg, Chris and Stewie. Wait a minute! This is just The Simpsons but for more mature audiences!
Skyblazero: Anyways, despite being a heavy drinker and an idiot Peter has shown to have not only great durability from his many injuries but also has great fighting experience particularly when he's fighting Ernie the Giant Chicken.
Anti-Sky: Not only has he defeated Ernie time and time again but has also defeated Homer Simpson by quickly reacting to a falling UFO and escaping in time and even survived an exploding ship! Possibly no one can do that in real life!
Matt: Peter has gained access to shotguns, pistols, a whip and...oh no.
Skyblazero: What is it?
Matt: Peter can ALSO break the fourth wall. We might as well call this the fourth wall breaker battle royale and remove the combatants who CAN'T break it.
Peter shows up out of nowhere.
Peter: Hey! I'm Peter Griffin! What'd ya got? Heheheheheheheh!
Deadpool: Well, what do you know? The Homer Simpson ripoff is here!
Peter: You can't say anything Deathstroke ripoff!
Deadpool: So that's how it's gonna be, huh fatso?!
Peter: Oh, that's it buddy!
Peter goes to punch Deadpool but The Mask stops him.
The Mask: Take it easy, Peter. I know just how you feel.
The Mask gives Deadpool an angry stare. Deadpool does the same to The Mask and Peter.
Anti-Sky: Are you done yet? Not only do we need to keep on going with your analysis Peter but he also got one more combatant
Peter: Sure thing. I'll see you on the battlefield, Wade.
Peter walks out of the scene angrily before coming back for a moment in a calm way.
Peter: Wait a minute. Where's the exit?
Skyblazero: It's on your right side.
Peter: Thanks Sky!
Peter walks out calmly this time.
Deadpool: I bet he's not going to defeat anyone.
Anti-Sky: Back on topic, even though Peter has great durability he can still get seriously injured if he's ever distracted for even one moment.
Skyblazero: Plus, he's a huge idiot. He makes the stupidest decisions which causes a huge amount of trouble for him.
Matt: However, Peter will do whatever it takes to defend his family and friends from danger. Probably won't do that to Meg.
Peter: I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that is an idiot.
Godzilla (John)[]
Skyblazero: Kaiju have been quite an endearing feature of pop culture.
Anti-Sky: Yeah, like Godzilla, the King of the Monsters!
Alarm blares
Skyblazero: We seem to be detecting a large object approaching quickly!
Anti-Sky: A large object?
Loud splashes
???: Skreeeeeeongk!
Matt: It's Godzilla!
Skyblazero: Godzilla ha had a tremendous franchise that has lasted over 65 years. The result of nuclear testing in the Pacific, Godzilla has rampaged through Tokyo and other major cities since 1954.
Anti-Sky: Along with that, he's fought a lot of Kaiju, and defeated a great many of them!
Godzilla: Skreeongk!
(Godzilla nods)
Peter: Huh, I thought he was in Family Guy.
Matt: Yes, Godzilla has had a lot of references in pop culture outside of his many films, comics, and videogames.
Skyblazero: Godzilla's size has changed, a lot. The most recent size he has been, in Godzilla: King of the Monsters, is 119.8 meters (or around 393 ft), and weighs 99,634 metric tons.
Matt: When it comes to abilities, Godzilla is nowhere near lacking. His most notable attack is his atomic breath. This beam, literally composed of atomic energy, is blue in color, most of the time.
Godzilla lets out an atomic breath
The Mask (in an Italian accent): Whoa! That is a spicy meatball!
Matt: This atomic breath is able to vaporize human-size organisms and destroy buildings and other structures. He even used his atomic breath to fly. The atomic breath is able to beat around and fell various kaiju, but generally does not one-shot his more powerful foes.
Skyblazero: He also has a red variant, dubbed the Red Spiral Heat Ray, that is more powerful. This atomic breath variant has been used to defeat many of his more powerful enemies, such as Space Godzilla and Keizer Ghidorah. Another atomic attack is the Nuclear Pulse. Godzilla lets out a pulse of nuclear energy. He has often used this attack when enemies attempt to suppress him, such as when King Ghidorah attempted to use his heads to constrict Godzilla.
Anti-Sky: Another famous attribute of Godzilla is his resilience and survivability. Conventional military weapons are ineffective on him. Along with that, he has been able to hold his own against a number of kaiju attacks. As the franchise progressed, he had even greater survival feats. He has swam in magma, withstood a meteor impact, and even escaped a black hole.
Matt: To match Godzilla's size, he has immense strength. He has been able to effortlessly lift and throw enemies heavier than himself. Along with his strength, he can use his tail in combat to whip opponents, and will often stomp on his opponents when they are down.
Godzilla throws Mechagodzilla
Skyblazero: While Godzilla is excellent at fighting on land, he just as lethal in water. He is able to swim very quickly, and is able to breath underwater.
Anti-Sky: Despite his bulky form and aggressiveness, he is shown to fairly intelligent.
Matt: Yes, in quite a few of his battles, he will utilize objects in his surroundings and develop counterattacks to an opponent's attack. He may not be Einstein, but it is impressive.
Skyblazero: Godzilla draws power from nuclear energy, and so when exposed to atomic energy, he can be revived if incapacitated. Along with that, he can absorb other forms of energy, such as when he absorbed King Ghidorah's gravity beams at one point. Now, for regeneration...
Anti-Sky: Godzilla's ability to heal himself has been mentioned in quite a few of the movies. In Godzilla 2000, he had special cells dubbed "Organizer G1" that allowed him to regenerate injuries. In the Anime Godzilla films, he was said to be able to heal severed limbs in a matter of seconds.
Matt: His comics have also mentioned some excellent feats. In the Marvel Comics, Godzilla was able tom match Thor in strength. In Godzilla: Rage Across Time, he killed the Greek Gods.
Skyblazero: Though Godzilla is immensely powerful, he has been defeated. Humans have been able to, but by using advanced technologies, such as the Oxygen Destroyer.
Anti-Sky: In Godzilla vs Destoroyah, a high influx of nuclear energy caused the nuclear fission within him to go out of control. While he was highly powerful in the Burning Godzilla form that resulted from this, the nuclear fission eventually caused him to melt down.
Matt: In Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack, he also was defeated when humans used D-03 missiles at a wound he received during his fight with Ghidorah. The wound in his neck caused his atomic breath to make him self destruct.
Skyblazero: Nevertheless, Godzilla's victories are more numerous than his defeats. After all, there's a reason that he's King of the Monsters! Well, I think we're ready for our Deathbattle.
Godzilla: (growls)
Godzilla turns around towards where the combatants head for the Deathbattle, trampling the the walkway underfoot.
Deadpool: Well, that looks like it'll be expensive.
Intermission[]
Skyblazero: Alright, the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all.
Anti-Sky: It's time for a--
Deadpool: DEATH--
The Mask: BATTLE!
Deadpool: Fuck!
The Mask: Hah, take that Wade!
Peter: Yeah, take that Wade!
SpongeBob: Im gonna flip the ground with us. I'm Ready!
Deadpool: Im much more ready than us here!
The Mask: Hah, obviously your not more ready than me!
Peter: No. I'm more ready than us!
Bowser: Nah, obviously me.
Deadpool: Well lets see!
Both leaves preparing themselves to the fight.
Pre-Fight[]
We can see Deadpool into a Street in a Night.
Deadpool: Yawn... How many time i ends up waiting here?
Deadpool suddenly pull out a Random Wristwatch but... Suddenly a Random Green Tornado appears sucking Deadpool and throwing him to the ground. Deadpool gets up slowly as we can see a Green Figure looking him with a Great Smile.... It Was The Mask!
The Mask: SsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssMOKIN'!
Deadpool looks The Mask with an angry face.
Deadpool: Alright Big Head... You have just one Second to give me your Mask.
The Mask put a Scared Face while Wade increased the seriousness from its already serious face.
Deadpool: Or if not.
Deadpool then took out two Guns.
Deadpool: I'm gonna change your mind...
The Mask then was laughing.
Deadpool: Ugh....
The Mask: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Ohhhhh, Jack... Do you think i will give you My Mask. Well your WRONG!
The Mask says smiling while aims at Wade with two Giant Guns.
Deadpool: Fuck you...
Deadpool saves its Guns... He had a Plan. He run at Mask with its Swords and slashed its Head, decapitating Mask and grabbed Mask's Head.
Deadpool: Its over... I will remove Your Mask...
The Mask: Wait... WADE. NOOOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadpool tried to remove it just to see Mask biting Deadpool.
Deadpool: HEY!
Deadpool stills trying dodging bites of Mask until we suddenly see Bowser jumping at the Stage while laughs.
Bowser: Sooo pathetic. Us want fight me? Well.. Its Showtime!
Bowser took out Bombs Mask bites Deadpool who yelled and puts its Head on its Body again aiming them with its Guns again.
We then see Lobo in its Spacehog and he then smiles.
Lobo: Wanna take a fight. Well fight with the Main Man!
Lobo said pulling out a Knife smiling.
We then can see Wolverine here.
Wolverine: What the heck is happening?
Deadpool: Screw you. Wolverine!
Deadpool then aims its Guns at Wolverine who growled using its Claws.
Peter then aimed at Wade with a ShotGun.
Peter: Bring it on, Wade.
Deadpool: Dang it!
We then can see SpongeBob using its Spatula looking Wade, Peter, and Bowser with a Serious exprettion.
SpongeBob: I'M READY!!!
We then see Bruce Banner walking until he see Godzilla destroying Chaos in the City.
Deadpool: And now comes Godzilla.
Bruce: The monster is destroying the street. I need to Stop him!
Godzilla sees Bruce and the other fighters.
Bruce: Hey Monster. Stop destroying the City. If not I will stop you!
Godzilla: Skreeeongk!
Godzilla then destroys nearly buildings and its readied to fight Banner.
Banner: Well, its on!
Banner gets angry and turns into Hulk.
Hulk: HULK IS GONNA SMASH YOU!
Both looks seriously eachother as we can see Cell flying and looking all the fight smiling.
Cell: Hah, us are gonna fight to see who would win... Us cant simply defeat the PERFECT BEING!!!
Deadpool: Of curse no, Your Just the Perfect Bug Cell!
Cell: SHUT UP. I'M PERFECT!!!!!
Cell puts into a Combat Position as we can suddenly see Buu turning People into Candy eating them.
Buu: This is making Buu Very Happy!
Buu almost turned Deadpool into Chocolate.
Deadpool: Fuck it. Now the Pink Fat.
Majin Buu then gets mad as steam.
Majin Buu: HEY I'M NOT FAT!
Buu then put into a Combat position.
We then see Dio hunting for victims to feast on.
Then the fighters see Blood sucked out in the ground of people.
Deadpool: Lemme Know who is next... The Za Warudo controller?
Then Dio eventually see them and readies its Stand.
Dio: Im gonna kill us!
Deadpool: Be ready then. Lets be readied for a Good Slaughter!
All was already readied to fight putting in their combat positions.
FIGHT!!!
Fight[]
Deadpool was shooting Peter who too was shooting Deadpool starting a fight until Deadpool had no munition.
Deadpool: Oh yikes. Well.. .Gimme your best Homer ripoff!
Peter: Sure Deathstroke ripoff!
Peter then shoots at Wade who slashed the Bullets with its Swords until Peter had no munition.
Peter: Yikes--
Deadpool suddenly uses its Teleportation Belt.
Deadpool: SHORYUKEN!!!!!
Peter: Wha--
Deadpool jumps in the air spinning UpperCutting Peter who got be sended to fly into the air.
Peter then tries to hit Deadpool only to see Deadpool teleporting around Peter punching and kicking him until Deadpool hits Peter's stomach and spins doing a Kick sended Peter to a Car.
Deadpool then taunted.
Deadpool: Haha, take that Fatso--!
Deadpool gets hit by a Bullet in the face dropping blood because Peter shoot at Deadpool with a Gun while Deadpool was taunting.
Deadpool: OUCH!
Peter: Take that!
Deadpool regenerates while grabs its face into pain while Peter tried to hit him with a Whip only to see Deadpool dodging and slashing it with one of its Swords.
Peter: Oh no...
Then Deadpool slashed Peter twice with its Swords shoots him with Guns and slashes him twice again making Peter drop Blood as Deadpool then throws Grenades making explosions throws Peter away and Deadpool then slashes Peter with its Swords into a X form and Wade uses Metal Hammers jumping and smashes Peter at the ground.
Peter gets up and was Punching Deadpool and Deadpool then traded blows with Peter until Deadpool jumps spin kicking Peter and makes a combo of blows and kicks until Deadpool shoots Peter 3 times and then teleports to kick him and then Spins with its Swords slashing Peter.
Deadpool: Sorry Fatso but I will end this now. But after that... Wanna drink something?
Peter: Hey. Yeah!
Deadpool uses its Magic Satchel pulling out a Beer.
Peter: Thanks.
Deadpool shoots Peter with a Gun.
Peter: Ow!
Deadpool: Hah. Your done!
Deadpool then shoots Peter's body making it having holes drops blood and Deadpool then slashes Peter into millions of pieces.
Deadpool: Sorry Homer Simpson but i guess your done!
Deadpool then drinked a bit of the beer and Deadpool throw it away throwing a Grenade to blow up the Beer while Deadpool took out a Sword and a Gun making a cool position.
The Mask had a Big Smile shooting SpongeBob with giant guns many times only to see the Sponge laughing.
The Mask then angered of that laugh growled and took out a Hat and a Baseball Suit and then took out a Bat and smacks SpongeBob away.
The Mask: HOME RUN!
The Mask then was laughing as then he see Peter's corpse.
The Mask: Hey Deadpool. You losed your Bet! The 10 dollars!
Deadpool: I hate you...
Deadpool took out the dollars and was gonna gave them at Mask but Deadpool kicked at Mask's private area.
The Mask: OUCHIE!!!!!
Deadpool: Anyways i said I was betting he would not beat anyone, Big Head!
Deadpool then suddenly threw Blows at its Head, slashes it with its Swords and shoot it with Guns until Deadpool slashed Mask's head out and then uppercutted him but Mask put its head in its Body again.
The Mask: What-a Ride!
Deadpool growls and uses the Infinity Gaunglet only to see Mask smiling using Chainsaws to slash Deadpool's hands and slashing the IG out of him and Mask turns into a Tornado running at Deadpool who teleported out of this kicking Mask's back.
The Mask then flips and took out Boxing Gloves punching Wade many times until Wade teleported out of the hits and then kicked Mask's Head doing its Head spin around.
Deadpool: Hah. Your Head was so big for a Punch!
Wolverine then see SpongeBob he was slashing SpongeBob with its claws only to see him regenerating and using its Spatula but Wolverine blocks the attacks with its Claws.
Wolverine angered then runs at SpongeBob slashing him and violently punching him only to see SpongeBob laughing.
Wolverine: What the heck?
SpongeBob then used its Karate Gear giving Karate Chops at Logan until SpongeBob do a Spin kick sended Wolverine to fly away.
SpongeBob then used its Quickster suit to run around Wolverine punching him until SpongeBob UpperCutted him at the site where Wade and Mask was fighting.
Deadpool: Isnt personal Logan but take this!
Deadpool angered punches Logan who slashes Deadpool who dodged until slashes its Face as Deadpool yelled kicking Wolverine away.
Wolverine then gets mad enough he turns into its Berserker Mode and rampages into Wade who was shooting Wolverine with guns but Wolverine regenerates and ignores the pain and violently slashes Deadpool as Deadpool falled in the ground by the pain.
Wolverine then stopped only to see Deadpool get up and using its Carbonadium Sword.
Deadpool: This sword is from carbonadium. Sorry Logan but its time to take You down!
Deadpool runs and Jumps at Wolverine and slashes its Head off and Wolverine ends up into a puddle of blood dying.
Bowser then throw a Bomb at Wade who regenerates.
Bowser: Showtime!
Majin Buu and Cell angered come flying at Wade punching him many times until Cell punched Majin Buu's face.
Cell: Hey! Came out of an important issue Fat Pink!
Majin Buu: I'M NOT FAT!
Majin Buu gets mad as Steam cames out and punched Cell thru a Bunch of buildings.
Hulk was throwing Cars angered at Godzilla who used its Atomic Breath burning the Cars until Hulk got Mad and Jumped Throwing a Massive Blow at Goji's Face. This sended Godzilla against Buildings destroying them and falling down.
Hulk: GET UP AND FIGHT MORE!!!!!
Godzilla gets up and grabs Hulk and throws him to a Building got crackened and hurted Hulk.
Lobo see SpongeBob jumping at him trying to stab him with its Knife but SpongeBob dodged and spins its Fist hitting Lobo.
SpongeBob used its Pickle Blaster shooting Pencils tearing thru Lobo's body who regenerated and used its Chain to slam SpongeBob at the ground.
SpongeBob gets up and used its Mech Suit and was using its Green Goo but Lobo outrun of it and used the Spacehog to shoot Beams at the Mech blowing it up sending SpongeBob to fly.
SpongeBob then flies using its Goofy Goober guitar.
SpongeBob: I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK!
SpongeBob shoots Lasers at Lobo from its guitar who shoot Missiles at SpongeBob who collided with lasers from its Guitar.
Lobo angered then jumps out from its Spacehog to use its Chain jumping at SpongeBob And slamming him at the ground with its Chain and breaking its Guitar.
Then SpongeBob tried to use its Magic Page to turn into InvinciBubble but Lobo uses the Spacehog to roadover SpongeBob many times until Lobo used it to fly at the Space.
Lobo: Try to regenerate of this, frigging Sponge!
Lobo then used its Chain to slam SpongeBob at the Sun. SpongeBob screamed while was going at the Sun at high speeds as a FireBall... He was getting burned by the Sun and ended being desintegrated into Dust was flying into the Space.
The Mask then see Dio and he then smiled looking him teleporting and trying to hit him only to see Dio catched the fist.
Dio: Hahahaha... Your just not a Rival for Dio!
The Mask: So you dont like fists huh?, Well. Then lets see if you like My Guns!
The Mask smiled using Guns aiming at Dio.
The Mask then Laughs while shoots on Dio and the Bullets enters over its Body and the Bullets left but Dio's body and wounds ends up healed and Dio then runned at Mask grabbing Stanley by its Shirt and sucking Mask's life force out and Dio drops Mask's body at the ground.
Dio thinked he already won but The Mask then popped himself back to life.
The Mask: Wow, What-a Ride!
The Mask then Spins its Fists looking Dio with a Smile and punching him sending Dio to fly at A Skyscraper.
The Mask: Even Popeye maybe proud!
Dio then growls and squinted its eyes and Dio blasts out a pressurized liquid towards Mask but The Mask simply dodges it teleporting away of it.
The Mask then teleports around Dio.
The Mask: Somebody Stop me!
Dio: Can you be able to shut up?
Dio said angered.
The Mask: No.
The Mask then threw its Fist at Dio sending him away.
Dio then clenched its fists.
Dio: ZA WARUDO!
Then everything becomed into Negative Colors And when it returned to normal, time had stopped. Then its Stand, the World appeared.
Dio: MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!!!!
Then the time resumed and Mask had a bunch of holes on its Body and was sent flying into a Wall. Dio thinked he beat Mask but he see The Mask regenerated.
The Mask: IT WAS SPICY!!!!!
The Mask then use Guns shooting Dio but The World catched the Bullets.
The Mask then had a Bow and Arrow.
The Mask: Surprise!
The Mask shoot an arrow at Dio but The World catched it and Dio runs at Mask and The World was beating up Mask as Dio dissappeared and reappered atop a Road Roller falling out of the sky.
Dio: RODA ROLLA DA!
The Road Roller came down and crushed The Mask like a Pancake and Dio started beating the Road Roller until it started falling apart.
Dio: MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!!!
The Road Roller then was nothing more than a pile of scrap, the ground end up heavily cracked and damaged. The Mask was like a Paper glued at The Ground. The Mask then got up himself into a cartoonishly way.
The Mask: Alright. You had fun with the Road Roller but now its my Turn!
The Mask then took out Boxing Gloves and began punching Dio many times like a Proffesional Boxer Until Mask used a Giant Hammer and started Smashing Dio with it while was laughing, crushing some bones of Dio.
Dio: IT'S USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, USELESS!!!!!!!
Dio then started to regenerate.
Dio then decided to have readied its Stand, the Passion to see Mask's Future. He see into a Morning Mask turned into Stanley Ipkiss.
Dio (To himself): Maybe if i remove that Mask I will remove it's Powers...
Dio then asked.
Dio: So that's a Mask huh?
The Mask: How do you know?
Dio: Then lemme remove it... ZA WARUDO!
Dio then stopped the time and Dio then summoned The World again and removed The Mask of Loki from Stanley Ipkiss's Face then the time got turned to normal.
Stanley: What... How?
Dio: MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!!
Stanley had a bunch of holes on its body as time resumed and was sent to a Wall. Ipkiss died as Dio see if Stanley would regenerate or something but see he was death.
Bowser then was throwing Shells at Wade who was kicking them and jumped at Mario style and used its Katanas to slash Bowser who was regenerating until we see Lobo using its Cigars as a Bomb to send Bowser away.
Deadpool: Well, now to get u Main Man!
Deadpool rushed at Lobo with its Katanas slashing him only to see Lobo regenerates and using its Chain to slam him at the ground and then puts it around Deadpool's neck making he had breathing difficulties.
Lobo: Your gonna die bitch!
Deadpool then used one of its Katanas to stab Lobo and freel himself and Deadpool then kicked Lobo away but Lobo used the Spacehog to send Deadpool to fly at the Space and shoots missiles to hurt Wade.
Deadpool then suddenly see Galactus here.
Deadpool: Galactus, thank god your here. Might I be your Herald? I need defeat that man!
Galactus: Sure Wade.
Galactus turns Deadpool into Herald Deadpool.
Galactus: Now your my herald...
Herald Deadpool: Thank you Galactus, bye!
Herald Deadpool used its Cosmic Surf Table.
Herald Deadpool then flied at Lobo shooting Energy Waves at Lobo who dodged.
Lobo: Time to dance!
Herald Wade shoots Energy Waves at Lobo who dodges them shooting Beams at Herald Deadpool who dodges them.
Meanwhile...
Hulk and Goji stills its fight.
Godzilla shoots its Atomic Breath at The Hulk who jumps dodging the Attack and Punches Godzilla's Face Twice making Godzilla ends up going a bit away of the Green Beast.
Hulk: Hulk was hopping more of you...
Godzilla then shoots its Atomic Breath at Hulk who dodged jumping and was gonna land a hit at Goji's face who however shoot from its Atomic Breath at Hulk sending him flying at the ground.
Hulk slowly gets up and regenerates from the Attack and Hulk angered says.
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!!!!!
The Green Beast makes a Powerful Clap flying thru Buildings crackening them and Godzilla falls at the ground.
Godzilla gets up and uses the Red Spiral Heat Ray Shooting Blasts at Hulk who dodges them jumping and throws a Punch at Goji's Chest sends him flying kilometers away right at a Skyscraper got crackened into millions of pieces.
Godzilla gets up and electricity camed of Goji who was using the Nuclear Pulse Electrocuting the Green Beast who yelled into Pain until Goji uses the Atomic Breath to knock Hulk down.
Hulk slowly gets up.
Hulk: That Stupid Beast Mess up with Hulk. Hulk Is now.... ANGEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Many people in the fight hear this scream. The scream even was being hear in the Space. Hulk's eyes had a green brightness... Hulk was turned into the World Breaker!
World Breaker Hulk jumps and Punches Godzilla right thru Buildings and a Skyscraper destroying them and knocking him.
Godzilla gets up and shoots from its Atomic Breath at World Breaker Hulk who dodged and Claps making Godzilla end up into a Building.
World Breaker Hulk: THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS UP WITH HULK!!!!!
World Breaker Hulk then grabs Godzilla from its Tail making him spin.
World Breaker Hulk: SMASH DOWN!!!!!!
World Breaker Hulk then threw Godzilla at the ground.
Godzilla gets up shooting its Atomic Breath at World Breaker Hulk who jumped dodging it and Hits Godzilla's Face giving him a Massive Damage and then World Breaker Hulk grabs Godzilla's tail and makes him the same Hulk has done with Loki until Hulk throws Goji at the ground.
World Breaker Hulk then jumps at Godzilla who was in the ground and landed Giving a Powerful Fist thru its Chest.
Godzilla: SKREOOOONGK!
World Breaker Hulk then grabs Goji by its Tail and was swiming him and Hulk throw Goji hard enough he flied right at the Space and Goji was getting burned in the Sun.
Godzilla: SKREOOOONGK!
Godzilla then was getting desintegrated in Ashes.
Herald Deadpool and Lobo hear the roar and then they see Goji was death.
Both Herald DP and Lobo was flying thru the Space. Both shooting Energy Waves and Beams colliding making Explosions and both was dodging some of them until Lobo shoot Missiles but Herald Wade dodged them.
Herald Deadpool: I can predict your attacks!
Lobo roars shooting Missiles and Beams Herald Deadpool dodges while Herald Deadpool flies at Lobo to shoot him with Guns but Lobo regenerated and both approached to eachother with their vehicles but Herald Deadpool predicted this and then was over Lobo and flied at him to punch him out of the Spacehog and and Lobo is into the Moon just like Herald landed on it
Lobo angered punches Herald many times until Herald UpperCuts Him and punches him until kicks him and then use a Sword to decapitate Lobo.
Herald then grabs Lobo by its Hair.
Lobo: Damn. You can kill me Son of a--
Herald then throws him at the Sun.
Lobo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!
Lobo's Head got desintegrated by the Sun.
Herald Deadpool then flied at the Earth.
Cell and Buu traded Blows until both hits their faces.
Then both suddenly fires Eachother Kamehamehas but Buu's ouclassed Cell's sending the Perfect Being flying thru Buildings until Cell got sended at the ground hurt.
Herald Deadpool then shoot Energy Waves at Dio sending him to fly thru nearly streets destroying them and then Herald DP flew up at Bowser Punching Him Kilometers Away and he then flied at Hulk to shoot him a Blast sended the Green Beast kilometers away.
Bowser then watched Hulk.
Bowser: So you think your though huh?, Then show it against me Beast!
Bowser throws Hulk two Blows but Hulk punches him away and Hulk suddenly run at Bowser angered shoulder hitting him thru buildings until he see Bowser fall at the ground.
Then Bowser angered lifts Bowser by its Tail and was hitting him until throws Bowser away and makes a Clap sends Bowser at the Space and The Hulk give a Jump to be in Space.
Hulk: SMASH TIME!!!!!!
Hulk then use both of its Fists to give a Powerful Blow sends Bowser flying as a FireBall at the Earth. Bowser fall into the ground. He was turned into Dry Bowser.
Dry Bowser then use the Koopa Clown to fly at the Space and extracted parts of its Body and used them as weapons to send Hulk right at the Moon.
Hulk: HULK WANTS TO SMASH THAT TURTLE INTO A RIDICULE VEHICLE THAT IT SEEMS A SKELETON!
Bowser fired FireBalls, Lasers, Bullet Bills and Boxing Gloves at Hulk who pissed jumps and grabs the Vehicle and throws it at the ground making Bowser fly out of the vehicle and making the Vehicle make an Explosion ends up hurting the Moon.
Dio then see Deadpool flied at him.
Dio: ZA WARUDO--
Deadpool interrupts him with a Energy Wave sends Dio flying thru buildings until Wade flies and uppercuts him at the air and Wade uppercuts him at the Space.
Cell and Buu traded blows until Cell angered kicks Buu and teleports giving a Massive Blow sends Buu away.
Cell: KAME...HAME...HAAAAA!!!!!
Cell shoots the Attack and this sended Buu thru buildings.
Buu shoots Ki Blasts at Cell who teleports behing Buu and punches its Head sending Buu flying away.
Buu flips and angered flies at Cell punching him with strenght but Cell blocks it but the strenght sends Cell at a Wall cracking it.
Cell then angered flies at Buu punching him who regenerates of most of the blows until Cell punches him away.
Cell then laughs and Buu got mad and Gray Buu ends up popping out.
Gray Buu turns Fat Buu into Chocolate and eats him just like Cell puts a shocked face and Buu turns into Super Buu.
Cell: What the--
Buu mutes him launching a Kamehameha sends Cell away and Buu unleashes a Giant Beam of Energy but Cell dodged it.
Cell (Growls): You can't fight me Idiot, I'm Perfect!!!!
Cell flies at Buu throwing blows Buu blocked and Buu countered with its own blow sending Cell away.
Buu then fires a Giant Ki Blast at Cell giving him a massive damage and Buu suddenly saw Gohan, Gotenks and Piccolo smiling and absorbing them.
Buuhan: Your mostly doomed Now!
Cell angered tried to hit him but Buuhan sends him flying away and makes a Kamehameha hurts Cell sending Cell at the ground.
Buu: Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!!!
The Ghosts fire a Kamehameha at Cell who got up quickly using who used an Energy Field to block the Attack as the Ghosts blows up.
Super Buu then tried to turn Cell into Chocolate who dodged and Cell Kamehamehas Buu into pieces.
Buu regenerates and he then Absorbs Cell who used its Energy Field.
Cell then was into Buu's Body.
Cell then see it and see Buu in its own body.
Cell: What the hell?
Buu: Hah, so you dont got absorbed huh?, I will kill you then!
Buu flew at Cell and both traded Blows until Buu suddenly punched Cell at the ground.
Cell then suddenly saw Gotenks, Gohan, Fat Buu and Piccolo on its Body.
Cell: There are Z-Fighters and that Fat. I will kill them Now!
Buu: NO DONT DO IT!
Buu tries to attack Cell who blocks and punches Buu away and then makes a Kamehameha desintegrates them.
Buu: NOO, NOOOO---
Buu turns into a Pool in the ground.
Cell: Hmm... Now how i might leave of here?
Cell then suddenly see Steam... Buu was out of its Body screaming as Steam appears and Cell see after the Steam dissappeared a Hole was there.
Cell: I guess I found the form!
Cell flies at the Hole and escapes of its Body as he then see Buu was screaming.
Cell: What the heck is him doing?
Buu then got turned into Kid Buu.
Cell: Hahahaha, Now Your a Kid... Then My victory is gonna be more easy than before... Hahahahahaha--
Buu flied punching Cell thru Buildings. Cell growled as Both traded blows making earthquakes until both see two Dark Dragon Balls... Both got turned into Xeno Cell and Xeno Majin Buu!
Then both flied at eachother trading blows making more powerful earthquakes than before until Buu punched Cell thru Buildings and Cell growls and fires a Dark Kamehameha at Xeno Buu sends him at the Space and Xeno Cell flies at the Space.
Herald Deadpool then looks Dio with a Serious Exprettion. He took out the Sun and threw it at Cell and Buu who flied out of it and both stilled its fight. Then Wade took out the Continuity Gem.
Dio: Whats that thing?
Herald Deadpool: Well this is the Continuity Gem, I can be Godlike. I can rewrite history and change the reality, this allows me do things like stop the Covid, avoid horrible series in the life, etc. Impressive right?
Dio: IT'S USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, USELESS!
Herald Wade got refused with this.
Dio then look Herald DP with a serious face.
Dio: ZA WARUDO!
Dio stopped time and grabbed the Gem and stomped it and Dio summoned its Stand the World.
Dio: MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA!!!!!
When time resumed Deadpool had a bunch of Holes in its Body. Then Deadpool got be sended to fly thru the Space out of its table.
Dio thinked he won. Wade Wilson was unconscious and severaly damaged until Wade got up and see the Uni-Power!
Herald Deadpool then regenerates.
Herald Deadpool: Oh yeah, time to do this Something Cool. Captain UniPool.... BE ACTIVE... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Deadpool then turns into Captain UniPool and flies at Dio punching him away.
Hulk then see the Uni-Power too jumping at it.
Hulk: BE ACTIVE UNI-POWER!!!!!!
Hulk then turns into Its Blue Form.
Bowser smiled and him Took out the Dream Stone.
Dio then summoned The World Ultimate and tried to stop time but Captain UniPool punched him before he should do it.
Dio then summoned its Stand. The World Over Heaven.
Captain UniPool: Oh yeah, this is gonna turn real Now!
All the Combatants put on their combat positions.
This is gonna be Rock'n Roll!
FIGHT!!!!
Captain UniPool flies at Hulk. Both starts giving Blows makes Shockwaves destroying planets with their blows.
Xeno Cell and Xeno Buu starts colliding Blows destroying even more planets until Xeno Buu angered punches its Face.
Captain UniPool punched Hulk at the earth. Captain UniPool stills Hulk. He shoots a Cosmic Ray at Hulk sended Him thru buildings before Hulk should use this.
Bowser wished a Bunch of Goombas, Koopas, Piranha Plants, Hammer Bros, etc appears but Dio stopped time.
Everyone was affected, all less Bowser.
Dio: What, how you can resist the Stoptime?
Bowser: Your just gonna die.
Dio growls and he uses its Reality Warping and rewrites virtually anything in time.
Bowser laughs.
Bowser: All your doing is seeing how fast i should kill you!
Bowser then suddenly jumps throwing a Punch sends Dio to fly away. Dio angered goes at Bowser at high speeds grabbing the Dream Stone breaking it.
Bowser then inhales the pieces smiling, he was turned into Dreamy Bowser.
Dreamy Bowser: I WILL KILL YOU!
Dreamy Bowser gives a roar makes a sonic wave thru the universe and sending Dio a bit away while Dreamy Bowser smiles.
Both traded blows making shockwaves warping the universe until Dreamy blocked blows just Like Dio tried to rewrite Bowser's existence. Dreamy smiles.
Dreamy Bowser then give blows at Dio sended him flying thru the Universe as Dreamy Bowser took out the Pure Hearts. Dreamy wished time to back to normal. Dio was shocked.
Dreamy Bowser simply had an evil laugh.
Dreamy Bowser: DIE!!!
Dreamy Bowser wishes All the things caused by their fight turns to normal and makes a Powerful Blow punches Dio's Head off and the Head was flying thru the space until it landed into a Planet.
Dreamy Bowser: HAHAHAHA... I WON!
Captain UniPool and Hulk stills its fights trading blows and making Shockwaves until Captain UniPool was punching Hulk thru buildings and used a Cosmic Ray to send him at the ground.
Captain UniPool: Hah, take that though guy!
However, both turned to normal.
Deadpool: Oh no!
The Hulk then see the Infinity Gaunglet.
Deadpool: Wait no!
The Hulk: THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS UP WITH HULK!!!
Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--!!!
Hulk snaps and Deadpool got erased into dust in the ground.
Xeno Buu was punching Xeno Cell. He was getting Beat up until Xeno Cell makes a Dark Kamehameha at Buu... This destroyed the Solar System and the Earth killing Hulk and making an Explosion blow up Xeno Buu. However Xeno Buu regenerates.
Xeno Cell: WHAT THE HELL!?
Xeno Buu smiles and punches Xeno Cell beating up him until Xeno Buu punches Cell thru the Space. Xeno Buu laughs into an evil way.
We can see Putine. Putine probes its Demon God Power... Cell smiles and gets up. He turned into Cell-X!
He creates Little Bio-Androids to fight Buu who angered kills them with Ki Blasts until Cell angered yelled making more and they angered starts beating up Buu. Buu flies thru the space but sees Dabura and absorbs him. And then Buu sees a Space Time Rift and escapes.
Xeno Cell angered stills him. Bowser sees them so he jumps at the Space Time Rift and theyre in the Hell.
Buu then Sees Xeno Janemba smiling and Absorbing him. The 3 then put into their fighting positions.
Cell creates Little Bio-Androids Buu and Bowser was killing. Buu then angered runs punching Cell-X face and throwing him massive blows.
Cell-X then shoots Ki-Spheres at Buu and Bowser who dodged them and then Cell-X shoots from its Fire Breath at Both. However, Bowser collided with rainbow flames from its mouth and this do a blast that hurt them.
Then Xeno Buu smiled. He decided to absorb Xeno Cell and he had it done.
Dreamy Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOUR GONNA DIE STUPID PINK FREAK!
Xeno Buu put a serious face because of the comment. Both then put their combat positions.
Buu summons Little Bio Androids Bowser was killing.
The two traded blows until we see Buu slashing Bowser with its Sword and trying to burn him with its Fire Breath but Bowser collided with Rainbow Flames making an explosion.
Then Buu smiles making a Portal and punching Bowser at another dimension.
Dreamy Bowser: I WILL KILL YOU!
DB used The Pure Hearts and The Star Rod smiling. Xeno Buu then smiles. He was charging the Dark Vanishing Ball. Buu was laughing but Bowser wished Buu to get Erased from the Existence.
Buu screams hard until he got erased.
K.O!
Bowser was laughing. He wished the dimension had life while he laughs and wishes to turn into the King of the Dimension.
Results[]
Anti-Sky: Whoa, it was so cool!
Matt: Yeah. I will bring people here.
He revives Wade, Peter, SpongeBob, Mask and Bowser then appears.
Bowser: Hah. I won!
Deadpool: Ugh, yes...
Skyblazero: First dying was Peter. He might have arsenal but gets easily outclassed by the others.
Peter: Ouch...
Anti-Sky: Next was Wolverine, he might have its feats and regeneration but he gets outclassed by the others and Wade might kill him with its Carbonadium Sword!
Matt: Next was SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Why me?
Matt: You had arsenal, Toonforce and the Magic Page aswell but characters might outclass him and blitz him before you use your powerful arsenal.
SpongeBob: Ohhhh....
Skyblazero: Next was Mask.
Mask: Why. I have my awesome weapons!
Anti-Sky: You had Toonforce, Reality Warping and arsenal and your Scaling to Lobo but the Lobo thing is inconsistent and you might get outclassed even with your Toonforce.
Mask: Well- At least the people miss me!
Skyblazero: Next was Godzilla, Goji had its Fire Breath, regeneration and also matches Thor into strenght but he gets outclassed by the others's
Matt: Then Lobo, he K.Od people like Superman but gets outclassed by the others and Buu might absorb him.
Skyblazero: Next was Dio, he had its Stoptime powers, also can steal everyone's souls, suck their blood, see their future with The Passion if sucks their blood, and The World Over Heaven but Bowser had arsenal to outclass him and resistance to stoptime.
Anti-Sky: Next was Deadpool--
Deadpool: How. I have My Amazing Powers!
Matt: Yeah, you had arsenal feats, the Continuity Gem and the Captain UniPool form and you defeated Thanos but Buu might absorb you, Bowser had more wish hax than the Gem and Hulk can easily destroy you into a base fight.
Deadpool: Damn. Might you remake a new Gem?
Matt: Of curse.
Matt makes a new Gem and gives it at Deadpool.
Deadpool: Ha, thanks!
Deadpool tried to use it to rewrite the results but the combatants and the hosts looks him with a Mad Stare as Deadpool does too.
Skyblazero: Next was Hulk, he had strenght and forms but he gets outclassed and Buu might absorb him and give troubles.
Anti-Sky: Then Cell, he had Its Techniques, and intelligence but Gets outclassed by Buu and Bowser and Buu simply might absorb him and Bowser might wish any thing to kill him!
Matt: And finally Majin Buu...
Bowser: OH GREAT. LETS EXPLAIN HOW THE COOL KING KOOPA WON AUDIENCE!!!
Skyblazero: Welp. Bowser had strenght, also resistance to stoptime and arsenal. Buu however might have won by absorbing Bowser but Bowser is able to wish something to finish the fight. Bowser has also keep pace with Mario and Luigi and he might kill Buu before him absorbing the Koopa King and had superior power and the wish hax.
Anti-Sky: It seems All the Regenerators was ends up by the Koopa King!
Skyblazero: The winner is--
Deadpool: DEADPOOL!!!!!
Bowser: Sorry Wade but the winner is me!
Deadpool: Dang it!
Bowser : The all-mighty Kooba King Bowser
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Remastered Version[]
We All Know This Guys Has Fought Once... Now, they will do it Again to see who is the best regenerator in this Remastered Version. Who wins?