Intro[]
Wiz; Today we have three popular teams of fiction.
Boomstick; Thats the only connection?
Wiz; All have a huge veriety of weapons and tean members.
Boomstick; Thats better.
Red Team (TF2)[]
Wiz; In the 1850 Zepheniah Mann bought a huge portion of land in Americaby petition of Redmond and Blutarch to expand their buiiness. When they arrived they found that the gravel pits and dustbowls were useless and to add insult to injury Zepheniah Mann contracted a lot of illnesses due to his trip around the world to America. On his last will and testiment he gave half of the useless land to Redmond and Blutarch for them to fight for forever.
Boomstick; How does the Red team come into play?
Wiz; Well during the Gravel War after Mann. Co was sold to Barnabas then given to Saxton hale The mercs we see now were highered to fight all around the land that Redmand and Blutarch owned to see which side would win. When the unknown brother Gray Mann came around he killed his brothers and forced Saxton hale to give Mann. co over. Miss Paulinng found all of the mercs and put them togeather to take back Mann. Co.
Scout[]
Wiz: Jeremy AKA The Scout is the fast smart talking offence of the Team Fortress team. Jeremy was born in Boston, Massachusetts, United States of America. He was beaten up by his 8 older brothers so he learned to run fast enough to beat them in a fight. 6 years before Scout was in Team Fortress he knew Miss Pauling from somewhere and somehow and with the help of a director This video was made but all of it wasn't recorded as he talked for longer then 5 hours.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geNMz0J9TEQ )
Boomstick: Besides Scouts running he has some strength stuff like hurting the soldier and the heavy, he can hit an ordainment that hurt a Australian Santa, he can knock out a bear with a weak bone that shattered on impact, and he can hit people who are probably other mercs and keep their teeth in his bat. Talking about The scouts speed he can dodge rockets and bullets, he dodged a train while its close, he is able to dodge a bread monsters attacks, and with BONK! he easily dodges rockets and bullets even at close range. Scout can also jump up to 6 times!
Wiz: For durability he has survived being chocked by an angered soldier, he can survived being choked by Saxton Hale and the Heavy, he took out robots that could fight The Heavy and the soldier, he survived being Saxton Hales baseball at against the Yeti, and he survived three of the soldiers rockets.
Boomstick: For Scouts primary weapons he has the scatter gun, force- of nature, shortstop, baby-face blaster, soda popper, and back-scatter. For secondary he has pistol, Lugermorph, C.A.P.P.E.R, BONK! atomic punch, Crit-o-cola, Mad Milk, Mutated Link, winger, flying guillotine, and the pretty boys pocket pistol. For what the scout is most his melee weapons are Bat, pinny machete, bat outta hell, memory maker, crossing guard, ham shank, freedom staff, necro smasher, holy mackerel, unarmed combat, batsaber, candy cane, sandman, Boston brasher, three rune blade, sun-on-a-stick, wrap assassin, atomizer, and fan-o-war.
Wiz: The scout is considered one of the weakest members of the Red Team, he is overconfident, and he can get distracted by females.
Boomstick: But dont forget that The Scout was created by God to get laid!
Wiz: Yes Boomstick but that could be more of a illusion or his mind doing something as he was dying.
Soldier[]
Wiz: The Soldier wanted to fight in World War 2 but he was rejected from every military branch in the United states of America so he bought his own plane ticket to Europe and when he landed he went to Portland, taught himself to load all of his weapons, and killing a lot of Nazis. He kept on killing Nazis until 1949 when he was told that the war was over and he was awarded many metals that he made himself. During the same time Meet the Scout was made The Soldier was interviewed with the director almost throwing up from the head and so we have this.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck&index=2&list=PL7B5135A491DF2CD7 )
Boomstick: The soldier is really strong as he can smash robots with his fists or another robot, he snapped a bears neck, accidentally broke the scouts arms, broke lawyers neck. hurt Australian Santa, snapped Tom Jones neck, easily run for 5 hours, he punched the TFC spy so hard in the face that it twisted his head around and broke his neck even sending him flying, he can hurt the heavy and the demoman, he can hurt huge tanks, and he can hurt the bread monster. He can react to his own rockets.
Wiz: The Soldier can take hits from The Demomans explosives and his own rocket at point blank, he can survive The Bread monsters attacks, he can take hits from huge robots, and he showed high pain tolerance as he calmly reacted to Pyro cutting off his hand and a doctor sowing his hand back on and he can even move it still.
Boomstick: Soldier is well know for his rocket launchers and for his primary weapons he has The Rocket launcher, The original, Direct hit, black box, rocket jumper, liberty launcher, cow mangler 5000, beggars bazooka, and the air strike.
Wiz: For the soldiers secondary weapons he has the shotgun, buff banner, gunboats, battalions backup, concheror, mantreads, reserve shooter, righteous bison, B.A.S.E jumper, and panic attack.
Boomstick: For his melee stuff he has his shovel, frying pan, freedom staff, bat outta hell, memory maker, necro smasher, ham shank, pinny machete, crossing guard, equalizer, pain train, disciplinary action, market gardener, and escape plan.
Wiz: The soldier is insane and he isnt the brightest as he continued to teleport bread for days.
Pyro[]
Wiz: They pyro is very unknown as a character but the only thing that is truly known is that he loves fire and that he cant speak. Sometime during the making of meet the soldier the directory made the Meet the Pyro video showing us what he is capable of doing. the Meet the pyro it is shown that Pyro is in his own little world called Pyro land. After a long war mann Co. was taken over by Greymann the secret third brother. Greymann fired all of the mercenary's but unlike most of them The Pyro started a company and many millions.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I )
Boomstick: The Pyro has a fire retardant suit so he has some resistance to fire based attacks and he can even shoot a small fireball from his hands. For strength the pyro killed the entire blu team, he hurt the bread monster, he cut off the soldiers hands, and he killed a bear making its bones go flying fast enough to even hurt the soldier but the soldier had no clothes at the time. The pyro can react to the soldiers rockets and he can even shoot them back with his air blast.
Wiz; The pyro survived a huge explosion and he was able to take hits from the bread monster.
Boomstick; The pyro has some flamethrowers like his flamethrower, Nostromo napalmer, Backburner, Degreaser, Phlogistinator, Rainblower, and Dragons fury. With most of they pyros flamethrowers he has the air blast that can knock people like the heavy or rockets back and it can extinguish people. While on the topic of flamethrowers the first one Pyro has was fully homemade.
Wiz; for secondary weapons the pyro has a shotgun, flare gun, detonator, reserve shooter, manmelter, scorch shot, panic attack, thermal thruster, and gas passer.
Boomstick; for melee the pyro has a fire axe, frying pan, bat outta hell, memory maker, ham shank, frying pan, freedom staff, necro smasher, crossing guard, pinny machete, axtinguisher, homewrecker, maul, powerjack, back scratcher, sharpened volcano fragment, third degree, lollichop. neon annihilator, and hot hand.
Wiz: The pyro is in some kind of insanity and he is a pyromaniact.
Demoman[]
Wiz: The Demoman aka Tavish DeGroot was born in ullapool Scotland, in the united kingdom. With a bad temper, a love for everything exploding, and a horrible plan to kill The Loch ness monster Nessie the young Demoman found himself without adopted parents and living with his grandmother. His grandmother insisted for the Demoman to get a job one day like usual and he found himself in front of Marasmus the magicians castle where Marasmus payed Demoman to clean his library and not read any of the books all for a dime. The Demoman did this but the magical book named the bombonomicon whispered to Demoman to read it. When he refused the book tricked Demoman into reading it. The book shoot a laser into the demomans eye turning it into the Monoculus. Sometime during the making of meet the scout was made the Meet The Demoman video was also being made or was made and we got this out of the finished project.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210&t=38s )
Boomstick: The Demoman is able to drink alcohol for hours and only start to be drunk and if someone drinks his blood he can give people and even robots alcohol poisoning. The Demoman is able to cut a statues head off, hurt huge robots, the bread monster, tanks, The Monoculus, He destroyed a level 3, and he killed the entire Blu team. He is able to react to the soldiers rockets and when he charges he doubles Scouts normal speed.
Wiz: The Demoman can survive drinking hydrogen peroxide, he survived moonshine that could melt through metal barrels, he can survive attacks from the bread monster, robots, and he can survive jumping on his own explosives.
Boomsick: The demoman has grenade launchers and other weapons like grenade launcher, Loch-n-load, Ali baba’s wee booties, Bootlegger, Loose cannon, B.A.S.E jumper, Iron bomber.
Wiz: The Demoman has his secondary weapons like Sticky launcher, Chargin’ targe, Scottish resistance, Sticky jumper, Splendid screener, Tide turner, and Quickybomb launcher.
Boomstick: When the demoman needs to he has melee weapons like Bottle, Scottish handshake, Frying pan, Freedom staff, Bat outta hell, Ham shake, Memory maker, Necro smasher, Crossing guard, Prinny machete, Eyelander, Horseless headless horsemann’s headtaker, Nessie’s nine iron, Pain train, Scotsman's skullcutter, Claidheamh Mòr, ullapool caber, Half-zatoichi, and Persian persuader.
Wiz: The Demoman is always drunk making him not the best fighter as he is sober at his best but he has gotten better as he made his entire body make alcohol.
Heavy[]
Wiz: Mikhail was born in Russia from and at a young age his family and himself were taken to the Gulag where they all escaped and tortured the guards to death. Heavys family moved into the mountains and Heavy trained by casually fighting bears, killing them, and bringing them back for dinner. Heavy was soon working Redmond and he was interviewed by the director but the heavy struggled to give much information with the only thing he would talk about is his mini gun, Sasha. Heavy took the job as he needed to get lots of money to help and protect his family.
( https://youtu.be/jHgZh4GV9G0 )
Boomstick: The heavy has easily fought bears and killed them and the bears easily bent a car roof, he can punch the TFC heavy through a thick wall, he was able to fight a out of shape Saxton hale, he could hurt the giant bread monster, he is able to hurt huge robots and tanks, he can hurt monsters of that size, and he is able to hurt and kill the Blu team. The heavy may be slow but he can still react to rockets and the bread monster and Saxton hale.
Wiz: The Heavy is able to take hits from The TFC heavy even when he was injected with Australium, he can take hits from Saxton Hale, he can take damage from the other classes, he take hits from the giant bread monster, he is able to stay awake while The Medic is in his body, he is able to take hits from tanks and giant robots, and he can take hits from huge monsters.
Boomstick: Heavy is known for his mini gun named Sasha but he has more like Iron curtain, Natasha, Brass beast, Tomislav, and the Huo-long heater. When heavy needs to heal or shoot up close he has the shotgun, Sandvich, robo-sandvich, Dalokohs bar, fish cake, buffalo stake sandvich, secondary banana, family business, panic attack.
Wiz: For up close fist v fist the heavy has his fist, apoco fist, freedom staff, ham shank, bat outta hell, memory maker, necro smasher, crossing guard, pinny machete, killing gloves of boxing, gloves of running urgency, bread bite, worrier spirit, fist of steel, eviction notice, and the holiday punch. The only problem with the heavy is that he is the slowest member and he is easily angered.
Engineer[]
Wiz: Born in Bee cave, Taxes, United States of America, Dell Conagher aka the engineer lived for most of his life. The Engineer went through school and collage learning how to build stuff like his best inventions The sentry, The dispenser, The mini sentry, and the teleporters. Probably because of his genius inelegance he was picked as one of the mercenary's to help fight against the Blu team. He was interviewed by the director showing how powerful his sentry's are when he killed the Blu team.
( https://youtu.be/SNgNBsCI4EA )
Boomstick: The engineer is a genius as already said and his sentry's and even his mini sentry's can hurt all of Blu team, giant robots, huge monsters, tanks, his weapons should scale to the sentry's, and with teleporters he can give bread tumors.
Wiz: how....how is that at all useful?
Boomstick: The sentry's or the bread tumors?
Wiz: The bread tumors!
Boomstick: Oh well when bread is teleported enough the bread can turn into the bread monster or it can make any sentient person who is bread will give them tumors and kill them. For Speed the engineer can react to rockets and his sentry's can shoot and keep up with him.
Wiz: The engineer can take hits from huge robots, monsters, large tanks, and most of the TF2 mercs. His buildings can tank hits from explosies, the bread monster, all the stuff the engineer can take. The dispenser can make ammunition for the mercs and heal them with the same tech as the medic and he teleporters can teleport people.
Boomstick: When the sentry's are not a option he has his primary guns like his shotgun, frontier justice, widow maker, pomsom 6000, rescue ranger, and panic attack. For when he his primary weapons are not an option or out of ammo he has his secondary weapons he has a pistol, Lugermorph, C.A.P.P.E.R, Wrangler, giger counter, and the short circit.
Wiz: When he needs to be close he has his guitar, wrench, Necro smasher, pinny machete, gunslinger, southern hospitality, jag, and eureka effect. Any EMP or a sapper will take out his sentrys but he can stop them and he isnt great up close.
Medic[]
Wiz: Dr Ludwig aka The Medic was born in Stuttgart Germany when The Hippocratic method was optional and even with all of that The medic still loss his medical license. Even after this he was still hired to work for the Red team to fight the Blu team. He was interviewed bu the director and we get to see one of the medics best invention in action, the uber charge.
( https://youtu.be/36lSzUMBJnc )
Boomstick: The medic has a minor healing factor, he is shown to be an actual good medic as he can heal and revive people of the battle field, he can make people invincable for a limited time with uber charge, he has a good kind of resistance to soul manipulation as he has all of the tf2 red mercs souls surgically attached to his own, and he can create a barrier. For his medi guns he has medi gun, kritzkrieg, the quick-fix, and the vaccinator. When he needs to attack he has the syringe gun, Blutsauger, crusader's crossbow, and the overdose.
Wiz: For when he needs to get up close he has the Bonesaw, frying pan, pinny machete, freedom staff, bat outta hell, memory maker, ham shank, necro smasher, crossing guard, uber saw, vita-saw, amputator, and solemn vow.
Boomkstick: The Medic doesnt really have much for strength but he should be able to hurt the robots, tanks, and monsters as the other mercs, he broke the heavys ribs, and he hurt the TFC heavy who hurt the normal Heavy. The Medic should be able to react to rockets like the other mercs.
Wiz: He should scale to the other TF2 characters in durability and he has took hits from the TFC heavy when he was angered.
Boomstick: The Medic has some great medical feats like bringing the sniper back to life when he was dead for 6 hours, he can bring people back to life by mixing others blood and poring it in, he killed a common thug and surgically put it in a pumpkin, he can induce baboon pregnancy in people if its injected into the opponent, and he can bring people back to life when they are blown up.
Wiz: The medic is insane.
Sniper[]
Wiz: Mr Mundy aka The Sniper was born in New Zealand but when his father sunk New Zealand into the ocean he stumbled into a rocket. The rocket blasted out through the glass dome sending himself into where his father thought was outer space but in reality he landed in Australia in the home of an old Australian couple. Sniper was picked on in School as he couldn't grow facial hair and he wasn't strong at all. When The Sniper left to go become an assassin his father didn't like it thinking it wasn't a real job and one day we got this video from the director who really annoyed the sniper.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZDwZbyDus )
Boomstick: The Sniper can kill the Blu team including the Blu heavy and the Blu demoman, he can hurt the bread monster, tanks, giant robots, he killed the TFC sniper, and giant monsters. He can react to bullets and rockets, the bread monster, and the other mercs.
Wiz: The sniper can take hits from robots, tanks, the bread monster, most of the tf2 mercs, and he can get hit from monsters.
Boomstick: As a Sniper he is great with his rifles like sniper rifle, AWPer hand, huntsman, fortified compound, sydney sleeper, Bazaar bargain, Machina, shooting star, huntsman's heatmaker, and Original. For more other ways off killing he has submachine gun, jarate, self-aware beauty mask, razorback, darwin's danger shield, cozy camper, and cleaner's carbine.
Wiz: For when up close is the only way he has kurai, freedom staff, frying pan, bat outta hell, ham shank, memory maker, necro smasher, crossing guard, prinny machete, bushwacka, shahanshah, and tribalman's shiv.
Boomstick: On of snipers non weapon equipment is his van. His van should have a coffee maker, jars, and his tent for sleeping in. He has his van to carry all of the TF2 mercs in and his weapons.
Wiz: The sniper isnt the best up close and to be at his best he needs to be away from everyone and he needs to be unseen. His van runs on gas.
Spy[]
Wiz: Born somewhere in France The Spy became known as the globetrotting rogue, the lady killer in a mostly metaphorically way, and a literal man killer. Most of the spys best weapons was made from the Australium from Australia. Before he started working for the Red team he found a woman in Brooklyn, united states of America and made The scout.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s )
Boomstick: But it was never fully stated so The Spy could be The Scouts father or it could actually be Tom Jones.
Wiz: Yes well when he was working for Red team from probably an interview with the Blu team the Meet The Spy video was made instead from the footage.
Boomstick: The Spy is able to hurt robots, tanks, huge monsters, the bread monster, a large person in prison, and he killed all of the Blu team. He strangled the TFC Demoman to death while his hands were tied behind his back, and he almost knocked out The Scout with a slap. The spy is able to destroy or even deconstruct robotics with his zappers. He is able to dodge rockets and bullets and react to the sniper and even killing him.
Wiz: The spy is able to take hits from the bread monster, robots, tanks, monsters, and all of the other members.
Boomstick: The spy is great up close and with his knifes. Speaking of knifes he has his butterfly knife, prinny machete, sharp dresser, your eternal reward, black rose, wanga prick, conniver's Kunai, big earner, and spy-cicle. When range is an option though he does have revolver, big killer, ambassador, L'Etranger, enforcer, and diamondback.
Wiz: For invisibility he has invis watch, enthusiast timepiece, quackenbirdt, cloak and dagger, and dead ringer and for destroying sentry's he has his sapper, ap-sap, snack attack, and red-tape recorder.
Boomstick: The Spy has a few extra stuff like his invis-watch also works as a phone, in his teeth he has cyanide molars, a tiny meal with plates and silverware, toilet paper, and a passport, and he has a tiny butterfly knife which he is confident of using to kill an entire courtroom full of people.
Wiz: When The Spy is wet or on fire while invisable The Spy still can be seen.
Miss Pauling[]
Wiz: Miss Pauling is one of the workers of the administrator and the person that supplies weapons to Red and Blu team for them to use or to get them to fight as shown in War as she gave The Soldier and Demoman weapons to get them fight but when the Soldier declined she tricked Solder by making him think Demoman called him a civilian breaking their friendship. She watched for most of the Meet The videos and after all of them were done she took the director to a mine shaft killing him before he could interview the Blu mercs. After Gray mann took over mann co Miss Pauling was sent out to get the mercs back together. First was soldier when she got him after he killed Tom Jones and she framed Merasmus for the murder of Tom Jones. Then their was Pyro when the got him out of his business by burning a building. Then the Demoman to probably get away from his house and the questions about a job. Next was Spy and the Scout and she saved them from being hanged. Then the heavy with Zhanna from Russia. The sniper after showing him his real parents in New Zealand. Lastly is the medic who left after the abuse of the TFC heavy.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU&t=64s )
Boomstick: Miss Pauling is able to kill the Blu team on every day while cutting them up and hiding them. She should be compared to the other mercs as to dodge rockets.
Wiz: She isnt the most durable of the Mercs but she should be on the same level as them and she also got knocked out by The heavy's sister. Zhanna.
Boomstick: She should be able to use all of the mann co items with exception being the radiated Bonk! She has also been shown with a silenced pistol, a fire ax, a shotgun, a motorcycle with helmet, a double barrel pistol, a notepad, a pencil, a shovel, mann co corpse-grade quickline, revolver representing the Big Kill weapon, she has the wolfbane toxin with antidote, she has gasoline, handcuffs, police baton, and a lighter.
Wiz: She is more of a thinker and a person working in the background then a fighter like the Mercs.
Zhanna[]
Wiz: Not much is known about Zhanna but we do know that she was sent to the Gulag where she helped the Heavy escape and torture the guards to death and burn it down. When The Heavy left Zhanna fought bears and killed and tortured people who were going to hurt them. When the other mercs went to The Heavys house she tried to get with the Scout but she rejected him for talking to much and then she went with the Soldier. She joined the Mercs in fighting against TFC and she killed the TFC Pyro but she lost a hand. She tried to hurt and kill the TFC Spy but that didnt work leading to the Soldier killing him and She and she punched Miss Pauling into the TFC soldier knocking him out. She joined the Soldier in killing robots while covered in honey while naked. She isnt that big of a fan of Miss Pauling but they do work together even though that she tried to say many times that she was dead even though she wasnt.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F-nkclJENY )
Boomstick: She is able to destroy robots with punches, she cut a robot in half, she knocked out Miss Pauling with one punch which knocked out the TFC Soldier, and she should be comparable to the other TF2 Mercs. She should be on the same level of speed with the other TF2 mercs and she did punch faster then the TFC Spy and TFC soldier could react.
Wiz: She doesnt have much in durability then probably survived Bear attacks, robots, and some scaling to the TF2 mercs.
Boomstick: Besides her fists she has a shovel and a shotgun.
Wiz: She is missing her left hand making her weaker and probably not able to use the shotgun as well.
Boomstick: Hey Wiz if she gets a robotic hand she will be like us but Russian!
Wiz: What do you mean Boomstick?
Boomstick: She would have a robotic hand like you and she has a shotgun like me!
Wiz: Way to stretch this out Boomstick.
Saxton Hale[]
Wiz: Saxton Hale is the Australian president and CEO of Mann Co. Saxton Hale is also the star of his own comic series, he is the 4th richest man on the earth, he sleeps with a real bear instead of a teddy bear. His favorite past times are fighting animals, drinking, and fighting.
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX6vF_amAIc )
Boomstick: Wiz what about his history?
Wiz: Oh well he is the next lane in the Hale family to own mann co from Barnabas Hale. Some of his greatest feats as stated from the TF2 Wiki are going through "Primate hell", he fought a lion while his hair was getting done, he wiped out the Indonesian Berserker shark, he made Jarate, The Jar-based Karate, and last but not least he bought England.
Boomstick: Saxtone hale has a surprisingly great sense of smell as he can sleep Hippies.
Wiz: That super specific.
Boomstick: Saxton hale is able to kill the Yeti that could take hits and hurt The Heavy, he could hurt The Heavy and The Scout, He can beat animals on a normal basis like a giant turtle he fought which he punched and strangled it. He should be faster if not equal to scout as he can react to him and he should be able to dodge rockets like the rest of the mercs and he can move faster then the eye can see.
Wiz: Saxton Hale easily took hits from the Yeti who snapped the soliders back and hurt the heavy and he can fight every animal and beat them while taking hits from them. He also should be as durable if not more durable then the Heavy.
Boomstick: Saxton hale doesnt use weapons much but he should be able to use all of the mercs weapons. Saxton hale prefers to use his fist more than anything as thats how he fights most animals.
Wiz: Saxton hale surprisingly has some weaknesses like he needs the austreliam in his blood to be at his best and he cant hurt children.
The Reds and Blue (RvB)[]
Wiz: The Reds and Blues of blood gultch started off as just the red team and the blue team as test soldiers to test the freelancers but when an A.I named Omega took over Doc and attacked The Reds and The Blues when they all were going to surrender with the newly formed group of Sheila and Lopez. Omega took Lopez and forced the Red and Blues to work together to beat him. Soon after they continued to work together.
Boomstick: The Red team all have vehicle that they use called The Puma!
Wiz: Its called the warthog.
Boomstick: Whatever well the M12 Light reconnaissance Vehicle or the warthog is a three setter with two upfront and a seat in the back with the machine gun. The Heavy machine gun on the top of the warthog is able to hurt and even kill some of the rvb cast and enemys if it had the chance. It has a EMP cannon that basically shoots a EMP but it stalls the Warthog for a while. The Warthog has a rocket launcher and finally it has a chain that it can use to pull stuff or drag people off cliff like they did with The Meta.
Wiz: The Blue Team has the M808V Main Battle tank or better known as Sheila. She is well a tank with a cannon that can destroy the warthog and the cannon has killed Church of the blue team before showing that it can kill every member of team red and blues.
Boomstick: Sheila does have a Pelican form where she can trap A.Is's in firewalls, she can fly, and carry all of the reds and blues. Sheila is running at minimal capability . While Sheila was a tank she did survive a airstrike but was broke and she has survived Andy the bomb exploding inside of her only causing minimal damage and the explosion didn't kill anyone.
Wiz: The Reds and Blues vehicles are not much but they do help the Reds an the Blues whenever they need to fight any battle or to get places.
Sarge[]
Wiz: Early in Sarge's military career served in the UNSC aka United Nations Space command as a ODST aka orbital drop shock trooper. He was then reassigned to project freelancer. After Sarge loss the battle of Broken Ridge because of his future self he was demoted and sent to Blood gulch. Before he was sent he went through a test with other Red Commanding officers and he won by accidentally killing the others. When he was sent to Blood Gulch he was with his privates Dick Simmons and Dexter Grif to start the red team of blood gultch alpha. He also rides shotgun in the Warthog.
Boomstick: Sarge has a shotgun as his main weapon with a magnum as a side weapon that are able to go through the same armor he has. He has a time portal gun. He was able to punch Agent Texas knocking her our and braking her voice changer that was probably inside her helmet. Sarge was also able to hurt some of the Texas robots and The Meta.
Wiz: For speed he has dodges landmines exploding while they where under his feet, he should be compared to Texas and Carolina who dodged machine guns and heat seeking missiles, and he has reacted to ships flying.
Boomstick: Sarge has survived attacks from The Meta, Texas robots, Texas, getting rammed into Red Base by the warthog, and he survived being shocked.
Wiz: despite Sarges seeming to not be smart he has shown some intelligence stuff like building robots, fixing the warthog, turning Simmons into a cyborg and mixing Simmons organ with Grifs organs, and he has shown to be great at fighting as he outsmart Washington, He has a great notice for details for his team even knowing Washington, The Meta, and Doc was with them.
Boomstick: Some of Sarges kills consist of at least 2 Wyoming clones, Tex clones, he helped in killing the meta, he helped beat Felix, several federation army soldiers, several simulation soldiers, Surge by accident, and a film actor for a movie about season 15 of red vs blue and the other red commanding officers.
Wiz: Sarge is at a minimum with range as he mostly uses a shotgun and he does thiink but at first he goes in by attacking.
Simmons[]
Wiz: Richard Dick Simmons didn't start off in Blood Gultch. He started off in an outpost called Danger canyon for training and one day during training practice he suddenly became afraid of highs not being able to cross a narrow bridge. Another soldier named Grif came in and the two got sent to the Lieutenant for both not crossing the bridge and Grif was very late. They were sent to a base in Timberland with the grill Sargent, Hammer. The two wouldn't enter the base and they convinced Hammer to go into the base where he has killed by a bomb in the base by the Blue team. Grif and Simmons went back to Danger Canyon where they told everyone of Hammers heroic death with the Lieutenant congratulating them. Captain Flowers of the freelancers had Grif and Simmons sent to Blood Gultch.
Boomstick: Simmons rides in the back of the warthog with the machine gun, he has fought and killed many Wyoming clones that should be at the same level as the original Wyoming, he has a rocket launcher that he has used to put The Meta in a defensive position, he was able to fight and kill Texas robots. he has killed fed soldiers, he has used a needler, and he helped in fighting and killing Felix. His bullets are also armor piercing with all of them hurting others in the verse. He should physically scale to sarge who knocked out Texas through her helmet and broke her voice modifier. He is a cyborg making it so he cant get tired and he even as a cyborg he is immune to EMPs.
Wiz: He can scale to Sarge who dodged point blank explosions and to Texas or Carolina who dodged rockets, machine guns, and heat seaking missile.
Boomstick: Simmons can scale to sarge who survived getting hit by the Warthog, he can hold a rocket launcher and a machine gun and shoot them without much recoil, he can take hits from Texas, Wyoming, The Meta, and Felix.
Wiz: Simmons is mostly a person of thinking then fighting and he will be a suck up whenever he can.
Grif[]
Wiz: Dexter Grif attended a Collage in Ithaca and he dropped out of Collage to join the space marines red army where he was sent to Danger canyon where he trained but during one training exercise he was late and he met Dick Simmons who wouldn't cross a bridge because of the narrowness and the hight of the bridge. When their drill Sargent Hammer told them to cross they refused to move as they where sent to a base in Timberland where Grif and Simmons convince Hammer to go into the base where he died by a bomb set by the Blue team forcing Grif to tell everyone about Hammers heroic death. Captain Flowers made the lieutenant of Danger Canyon to send them to Blood Gultch.
Boomstick: Grif drives the Warthog and he has been shown to be a skilled pilot a pelican, a elephant, Locus ship, and the hornet. In strength he should scale to the others like sarge or The Meta as Grif does own his main weapon named the Brute Shot which Grif re-named the Grif shot. In speed he should scale to Texas or Carolina who dodged machine guns and heat seeking missiles and when he pilot a pelican one time he dodged missiles locked onto it.
Wiz: In durability he should scale to the others as he fought and took hits from Texas and the Texas clones, taking hits from the meta, and other stuff others have. He can easily manipulate people to doing what he wants and to believe the believable to the unbelievable. When he was stranded he learned how to speak fluent Spanish to replicate Lopez.
Boomstick: His guns are bullet piercing and for weapons he has a battle rifle, SMG, Magnum, a suppressor but that was broken, the Grif shot, and a energy sword that is like Tuckers energy sword.
Wiz: Grif is extremely lazy as he usually sleeps for 10 hours and he will abuse loop holes to get out of work, he is afraid of bats, and as easily has he can manipulate people he can be as easily manipulated.
Donut[]
Wiz: Franklin Delano Donut is a private for the Red team coming to Blood Gultch where he met Grif and Simmons who trick Donut to going to the Blue base thinking its a store. Donut went in and getting past Tucker, Church, and Caboose he accidentally took the Blue teams flag. When Agent Texas attacked the Red base he was knocked out when Texas tossed a pulse grenade on his head. When Donut came back Texas got the take, Sheila, to attack the red base and Donut tossed a pulse grenade of his own sticking yto Texas head and it explodes killing her and damaging sheila. When Doc came to The Blue base Donut was the first to fire and disarm doc. When Grif got ran over he was Sarge's nurse to make sure Grif survived. Was suggested to be the Cyborg but it went to Simmons instead. When Omega attacked The Reds and the Blues Donut was left with Sheila so the blue team couldn't take over the red base.
Boomstick: Donut can hurt Doc and scale to the others like Sarge, has a great skill in tossing grenades knowing lots about them, he has shot Felix gun out of his hand where he was several meters away. He is able to keep up with people like Texas, sarge, and Grif. He should be able to take hits from Texas and the Texas robots, and others in the verse and he has survived a grenade exploding on his head. Donut has killed agent Texas and hurt Sheila with a pulse grenade.
Wiz: Donut has a battle rifle and a magnum with his bullets being armor piercing. He also has a time portal gun.
Boomstick: Donut at first didn't know much Spanish but soon he learned even more like in season 3 where he understood Omega insulting himself or in season 11 where he understands Lopez 2.0 and speaks it more fluently.
Wiz: Donut doesn't have as much training as the other members of Red team and he can be angered by anyone calling his armor pink when he says it is a lightish red
Boomkstick: Isn't lightish red pink?
Wiz: Yes it is.
Lopez[]
Wiz: Lopez the heavy or Lopez La Pasado is the robot made by Sarge in blood gultch to help repair stuff like the warthog, weapons, or radios. When Texas attacked the red base for the the first time Lopez helped sarge capturing Texas. He was given a speech modular but something went wrong making it so Lopez can only speak Spanish. Church possessed Lopez to tell the reds about the tank but it fails having Church take Lopez back to the blue base and having his body spray painted Blue. When Church got back to the blue base he accidentally broke his leg motors and he leaves Lopez body so he can fix his legs and fix sheila. Lopez fixes his legs but he runs away forcing tucker and church to try to convince him to fix Sheila which he does.
Boomstick: Lopez has shown that he is a good fighter as he can fight Texas, fight off the meta, fight space pirates, and shoot a turret as just a head. His piloting skills are better than Grif and he can control the warthog from anywhere. Lopez should scale to people like Texas, sarge, and Grif. Lopez can survive as just being and head and after going into Lopez 2.0's body he is able to move his body without a head. He has survived being shot in the head by bullet piercing bullets. Lopez is great at hacking stuff, he is able to understand Spanish, he can play back audio but in Spanish, and he is able to fix even the armor of the rvb members.
Wiz: Lopez is able to build and replace Sheila, EMP's, The Warthog, Omegas motorcycle, the holographic chamber, and the mongoose.
Boomstick: Lopez has a battle rifle, magnum, missile pod, and a heavy machine gun all with bullet piercing bullets.\
Wiz: Lopez has a hard time talking to the other members as they don't understand Spanish but some have gotten better at understanding him.
Church[]
Wiz: Lenard L Church isn't like most of the members of the red and blues as he is a A.I but we will talk about him as a A.I when we get to Agent Carolina. With Church in Blood Gultch he met Tucker and the two spied the red base. The day caboose was sent to Blood Gultch he easily annoyed Church by insulting his girlfriend and this sent Church to send Caboose inside the blue base. When a new red member, Donut, came to blood gultch he went into the blue base and accidentally took the blue flag. To go after him Church and Tucker run on foot to him but they are attacked by Grif and Simmons who are in the warthog. Stuck behind rocks Church was forced to wait and to his surprise Caboose came in with a tank. This tank was used to accidentally kill Church's body freeing him from his possession of Jimmy. Church came back as a "Ghost" and warned the Blues about the freelancer Agent Texas. When Texas attacked the Red base for their flag she was captured and to save her Church went in and took control of Sarge to help her get out but when he got outside he was shot by Caboose.
Boomstick: Church is great at leadership as he lead the reds and blues and he leads the blues most of the time. When his normal body is dead or destroyed he can posses people with an A.I holder or any technology. He has a sniper rifle, a SMG, and a magnum which all have bullet piercing armor. He should scale to people like Texas or Carolina who have dodged machine guns and heat seeking missiles. His durability should also scale to the durability of Texas and Carolina.
Wiz: Church is kind of a jerk most of the time and he is mostly a horrible hit but he did manage to hit The meta but with stupid luck and he shot Cabooses pinky toe.
Tucker[]
Wiz: Captain Lavernius Tucker enlisted into the military to get a chance to go to Blood Gultch. Tucker first had to answer some question and he was chosen to join Blood Gultch with Butch Flowers and Church. One day Church and Tucker found Butch flowers dead which then Tucker took Butch flowers armor.
Boomstick: Tucker has a magnum, battle rifle, SMG, the great key, and a DMR which all can go though armor. Tucker also has a time portal gun. Tucker has been shown to fight The Meta and even stab through his armor and through his chest with the great key, he destroyed a jeep with one hit with the sword, he killed Wyoming clones and Texas robots with the great key, he was trained by Washington which allowed Tucker to beat other trained soldiers, he was said to be on the level of the freelancers which makes sense as he was trained Washington, he jumped onto a ship in air and killed the pilot, and said by Grif that besides the freelancers that Tucker was the best soldier which was shown when he was a major person in the defeat of the Blues and Reds.
Wiz: Tucker has been shown to take lots of abuse like when he goes through a teleportation device he gets so burnt that it even turns his armor black and hurting him but he simply walks it off, he took a shot in the head by Wyoming, he was able to attacks from Texas and even one time she knocked him semi-conscious and he quickly recovered from it, and he survived a stab from Felix and pushed through the pain. Tucker has been shown to be smart sometimes like when he outsmarted Wyoming when he was using the time loop, outsmarted Locus and Felix whop are masters of planning and seeing through others plans and tricks, he was the first to notice the Reds and Blues are evil, and arguably for a little spoiler for the end of the newer season of RVB, The shishno paradox, he might know that the universe mostly reset itself.
Boomstick: Tucker has been shown to be great at stealth. He should scale to Texas and Carolina who reacted to heat seeking missiles and machine guns.
Wiz: Tucker has bad luck, he can easily get distracted, and he has a big mouth.
Texas[]
Wiz: One day in project freelancer when York, Maine, and Wyoming were trained the new recruit Texas came in. It was a 3 on 1 when they trained but Texas beat all of them. Wyoming and Maine got live ammunition and used it but Texas saved York from a live grenade they were also given and beat all three of them again. On a mission to retrieve the sarcophagus and Carolina, York, and Washington join her but they are surrounded by insurrection soldiers which then they fight them and beat them. Texas escapes on a jet pack and she helps get the sarcophagus onto a pelican. When Texas went after a briefcase to open the sarcophagus and Carolina raced after her. When Carolina failed to get the briefcase and Texas completed to get the briefcase Texas got number 1 on the freelancer leader board.
Boomstick: Texas has a SMG, battle rifle, a magnum, a rocket launcher, plasma grenade, and a sniper rifle all with armor piercing bullets. Texas has fought Wyoming, Maine, and York and beat them, she has fight members of the reds and the blues, she shot Lopez head, she has multiple fights against Carolina and other trained soldiers, she is able to flip sheila and fix Sheila. Texas has dodges 2 people shooting machine guns and a heat seeking missile. She can cloak, a voice changer, and if her normal body dies she can go into others as she is a A.I.
Wiz: Tex has taken many hits from The Meta and Carolina, survived a shot in the arm, she has taken hits from most members of the reds and blues, she has taken his from a tank, and she was knocked out by Sarge.
Boomstick: Texas also is able to build a bomb. Andy the bomb to be exact and as he isn't normally made all the time by Texas it is a thing she can build. Andy is great at translating and he can explode but not enough to kill any of the reds and blue.
Wiz: Texas doesnt have any weaknesses but Andy is kind of a huge jerk and he will betray the reds and blues if someone its better then them. Texas does say she has a detonator for Andy.
Caboose[]
Wiz: Michael J Caboose was sent to Blood Gultch with the tank and he annoyed the leader, Church, who sent Caboose to guard the flag in the blue base. Caboose mistakes Donut for the captain and he let Donut take the Blue flag. When Church and Tucker go to get the flag back they were attacked by Grif and Simmons. Caboose sees this and he goes into the tank, Sheila. When Caboose finally gets to Tucker and Church he drives away Grif and Simmons but accidentally kills Church with the tanks friendly fire on. Tucker calls in Blue command for help and Freelancer Texas joins the Blue team. Church comes back as a "Ghost" and tells Tucker and Caboose about the AI Texas has in her head that is dangerous. After Church helps Texas out of the red base ,from her first attempt at getting the red flag, she and helps by getting the Blue flag back and Fixing Sheila to finally defeat the Reds but she was killed by Donut.
Boomstick: Caboose is probably the best in some strength feats as he lifted a bomb that Texas couldn't lift, he flipped a warthog, and he probably has the most body count of Texas robots as when he got mad he easily overpowered them. He has a assault rifle and a magnum with bullet piercing rounds, a time portal gun, and he has a 7 wood golf club. In hips assault rifle he has freckles, a aim, that helps Caboose not hurt his friends, shoot his assault rifle. and to lock onto opponents. When Caboose shoots his assault rifle it will shoot confetti. In speed he should scale to Texas and Carolina who dodged machine guns and heat seeking missiles. Caboose has survived being shoot in the foot, crashes, grenades, a airstrike that broke Sheila, and drinking gasoline. He also knows how to drive Sheila.
Wiz: Even though Caboose is strong he isn't the smartest and he has to get mad to be at his best but sometimes that is easily.
Washington[]
Wiz: David, soon to be Washington, went to enlisted into the UNSC during a war called, The Great War, and during that time he completed basic training at the leonis-Minoris system. David became a Army Corporal and bounced around different systems until he and his team were attacked by aliens. David save them but to do so he disobeyed his Sargent and injured him leading to David becoming court-martilated. After the incident David went through a psych evaluation under Counselor Aiden price. The two talked about David wanting to join project freelancer and when Price ask David why he wants to join Project Freelancer in which David replies with it stemming from humans losing the war but Price figures out the real reason is that David has nowhere else to go. After a long conversation David enlisted into Project Freelancer where he gets his code name, Agent Washington. Washington reached sixth in the leader boards but one mission with C.T they failed. Wash tried to talk to her but she pushed him away talking about the leader boards and the missions. After that in a few hours North Dakota talked to Wash about him using a weapon he shouldn't of but Wash tells N Dakota to not worry about it but their conversation was interrupted when other soldiers went to see the Wash, Wyoming, and Maine vs Texas fight
Boomstick: Washington has a assault rifle, magnum, knives, grenades, shotgun, fuel rod cannon, EMP
and a machine gun all can pierce armor. Washington has fought Wyoming and drove off the Meta, he took out two hornets in , he trained Tucker, and he has been shown to be skilled in hand to hand combat as he fought Texas, Locus, and Felix with only his fists. In speed he should scale to Texas and Carolina who have dodged machine guns and heat missiles. In durability he has survived a rocket launcher explosion, hits from The Meta, a hit from a warthog going though a wall, he also should scale to the stuff the others rvb members.
Wiz: Wash suffers from trust issues and he is horrible at expressing himself.
Carolina[]
Wiz: Agent Carolina first appeared in the episode Number One where she helps Agent North and South at Bjørndal Cryogenics Research Facility. Through fighting she extracted North and south and got them away on a pelican and she did join them. As they fly off the building explodes and they are chased by two longswords. They reach the freelancer baser and The Mother of inventions destroyed the longswords.
Boomstick: She has a magnum binary rifle, battle rifle, and a plasma rifle with armor piercing rounds, a gravity hammer, grappling hook, teleportation grenades, Camo, jet pack, gravity boots, bioscan, EMP, Healing unit, speed boost, and a humbler stun device. Carolina is skilled in martial arts which is shown when she fights in her missions and against Texas. She uses her speed and her speed enhancements to help dodge and over power her opponents as shown against Sharkface. She is able to kill Texas robots, space pirates, and the off brand Grif, Biff. The Ai Epsilon is broken in fragments and we are going to go over all of them.
Wiz: Alpha is Church who we already went over but as an ai he can posses people and he can move in Metas time stop. Next is Delta which is the logic Ai. It increases the skills of the host and acts like a extra eye to scan people or the host to see how they are which works well as shown when it noticed Wyoming as playing dead. It can also predict peoples movements through reason and finally he can record messages in peoples mind.
Boomstick: Theta helped the motion tracker, doom shield, and the recovery system. Gamma is the AI that cant posses people but he can posses stuff like tanks and the warthog and other tech but he can distort time to slow time and maybe send people into the future and past.
Wiz: Omega is an ai that doesn't do much besides make people angry and maybe he helps the invisibility enhancement.
Boiomstick: Eta and Lota are twins that help out as well with Sigma.
Wiz: Carolina needs her ais to have her armor enhancements to work to the fullest, she is extremely competitive, and she has an inferority complex
Doc[]
Wiz: Frank DuFresne is sent to Blood Gultch by Blue command to treat the injured Texas but he arrives three months late. He examines the Blues but the Blues were attacked by Red team and the Blues gave Doc up as a hostage. Doc was expose to check on both teams as the war due to the resources. When Church unknowingly took control of the warthog and drove it around which the Reds thought was Doc trying to escape. With the reds done with Doc they try to get rid of Doc by giving him back to the blues but they didn't want him back so Doc wonders into a cave.
Boomstick: Doc has a medical scanner which helps him scan people and it can be used as a reverse thing as instead of The Meta slowing time so he moves fast it changed The Meta to be slow and he has a rocket launcher that he uses to kill. In speed he might be the fastest in base with O'Mally being able to help with enhancements that he might have but still he captured Lopez, Got away from the Reds, Blues, and Sheila, and went to the other half of Blood Gultch to the top of Red base before anyone noticed. He is also great at tricking people as shown when he got command to give him his own rank, have Caboose draw blood, and trick Grif in the Shishno Paradox to give him the portal gun.Has a medic he is actually good as he treated Washington, The Meta, a bullet shot in Donut, and deliver Tuckers Child. Omega makes Doc more angered and more likely to kill plus he is arguably a better fighter as shown when he fought Donut by using the time portal gun. in durability Doc has been hit by the Meta and hit by the brute shot
Wiz: Doc is mostly a pacifist but he has been shown to be more relent to fight and kill
RWBY, JNRP, CRDL[]
Wiz: Team RWBY, JNRP, and CRDL are a three groups with 4 people in each group to become Huntsman and huntresses. The Huntresses and huntsman are trained to fight monsters names the Grimm. These 3 teams are trained at the best training area, Beacon Academy.
Boomstick: Team RWBY ,pronounced Ruby, has Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, and Blake Belladonna. Team JNPR, pronounced Juniper, has Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Pyrrha Nikos, and Lie Ren. Finally ?CRDR has Cardin Winchester, Russel Thrush, Dove Bronzewing, and Sky Lark
Wiz: Now that this has been taken care of lets get on with the characters.
Ruby Rose[]
Wiz: Ruby Rose is the daughter to Summer rose and Taiyang Xiao Long and she lived on the island of patch with her half sister, Yang. When Summer rose went missing Yang took Ruby to look for clues in a abandoned building. They were attacked by Beowolves but they wear saved by their uncle Qrow. This lead Ruby to try to become a huntress and build her main weapon.
Boomstick: Ruby has her scythe named the crescent rose. For this scythe she can turn it into a sniper rose and shoot bullets but to go with the Scythe she can add Dust. Dust allows Rubys Scythe to do some cool stuff. The Gravity Dust increases the recoil of the crescent rose.
Wiz: Wouldn't that negatively affect Ruby?
Boomstick: It probably would if she didn't use this to her advantage as she uses the recoil to move quickly. Back to the dust Lightning dust shocks the person hit and the fire dust makes the person hit catch on fire. Ruby can turn into rose pelts and carry people while in this rose pelt form. In Strength she can shoot holes in Beowolves, make a hole in the ground just by swinging Crescent rose, kick thugs across a store, and she can kill a nevermore. In speed Ruby can dodge explosions, a punch from Mercury, dodge a attack from a Beowolf just by jumping, she can dodge bullets from Mercury, and dodge Tyrion's bullets. Ruby can survive fall from a great hight and attacks from Beowolfs, nevernores, and huge monsters. Finally for Rubys greatest feat!
Wiz: What is this feat Boomstick?
Boomstick: Ruby is able to eat 15 cookies in 10 seconds
Wiz: Really Boomstick?
Boomstick: Yeah and finally Ruby has a power named the Silver eyes that almost killed Cinder leaving her mostly mute and missing a eye and it froze a huge dragon. Finally she has her Aura that can protect her from damage from and heal her.
Wiz: Ruby isn't perfect as she reckless, she isn't great in hand to hand combat, her aura doesn't last forever, and when she uses her silver eyes she was knocked out for a few days.
Weiss[]
Wiz: Wiess Schnee was born as an heiress to the Schnee Dust Company which is currently own by her Father. However because of the Faunus labor the company and her father were attached by the Faunus Civil right protesters and the white fang making Wiess childhood a little difficult. During Wiess childhood she would great her stressed Father and when he missed Wiess tenth birthday her mother confronted Wiess father. Her father stated that he only married Wiess mother just to inherent the Schnee name which was the final breaking point in the already messed up family. Wiess ate her dinner away from her family and soon family and friends started to go missing and her mother became was drawn to alcoholism. When she went to Beacon academe she and her servants were going to her room with cases but she gets into a dispute with Ruby after she fell into some of her cases with dust. After explaining dust, which Ruby didn't really listen to, the dust explodes making Weiss even more angered at Ruby. Continuing with the depute even more she is interupted by Blake who explains that Wiess is the heiress of the dust company and also explains the controversy of the Faunus making Wiess storm off in even more anger.
Boomstick: Wiess has Myrtenaster as her main weapon which is a rapier revolver which has multiple dust inside it. She has Glyphs that can give her a speed boost and launch her or opponents, she can restrain opponents, and she can use them as a platform. She has fire dust, ice dust, and wind dust. Fire dust sets people on fire, ice dust freezes people and wind dust makes Wiess attack quicker She has Arma, boarba, and Queen Lancer for summons she can use to fight. For strength Wiess she fights the same monsters Ruby does and she fought Arma gigas who she dodges attacks from it, took hits, and damaged it. Wiess survived attacks from the grimm she fights and a small fire dust explosion. She has her aura that can protect her from damage and heal her.
Wiz: Wiess is a tsundere, stubborn and prideful, hasn’t mastered summoning, and her aura will not last forever.
Blake[]
Wiz: In Blake Belladonna's childhood she said that she was basically born into the White fang. The white fang is a organization in support of the unfair labor of her race, the faunes. She has shown that she still supports the group even though the group went a more military then the peaceful way they wanted to originally. Blake joined Adam on a train hist of dust and they are attacked and after beating their attackers she hears of Adams plan to blow up the train giving Blake second doubts. Blake severs the cable between the two and giving Adam a last goodbye. When she is at Beacon academe she sees the conflict with Wiess and Ruby where she comments on the Faune labor in the company that Wiess is the heiress too. She is next seen in the bedroom area where she fully talks to Ruby getting to know her better. She goes through the initiation where she meets Yang when she was attacks by two Ursai. Blade does assist in beating one of the ursai.
Boomstick: Blake wields the Gambol Shroud which is a katana pistol. She uses fire dust burn the opponents, ice dust to freeze people, and earth dust that can make stone clones to block shots or attacks. She has night vision. She has killed a bunch of flying bat grimms and cut the wings of a sea dragons wing and fights the same grimms Ruby fights. in speed Blake can run down a steep him and jump into a train, dodges a huge mech spider, dodged bullets coming from robots, and she scales to Rubys speed. Blake can survive a headbutt from the huge mech spider. a close rang explosion, a huge blast from the spider mech, and she scales to Ruby in durability. She has her aura that can heal her and protect her from some damage. She can make shadow clones that can fight for her.
Wiz: Her aura doesn't last forever.
Yang[]
Wiz: Yang Xiao Long is the child of Raven Branwen and Taiyang xiao long. Raven Branwen died during child birth and her father went with a different member of the huntsman team he is in, summer rose. Ruby rose was soon born and it was said that she read bedtime stories to Ruby when they were young. When Summer rose went missing on a huntress mission Taiyang had a mental breakdown where Yang learned Summer wasn't her biological mother and to figure out what happened to her mother she went off to look for clues with Ruby. They went off with Yang carrying Ruby in a wagon and Yang continuied walking until she was left tied and bruises. When Yang reached the building she and Ruby were attacked and almost killed by Beowolves but her uncle Qrow saved them. Feeling ashamed Yang went on to raise Ruby, continue the search for what happened to her mother but not letting that consume her, and she went to become a huntress to also help protect Ruby
Boomstick: Yang has Ember Celica which is the a gauntlet shotgun. She can use the damage she takes to use against her opponents. She has the orange shot for her gauntlets that knock back opponents and the red shots explode. She has a motorcycle named the bumblebee and after she lost her arm she got a robotic arm which can be shot as a rocket and it has a built in gun. Yang as she knockes people away, break a arena, kill Beowolfs and creeps, she punched a guy through a glass pillar, made a shock wave strong enough to knock two thugs away, and she fights the same monsters Ruby. Yang scales to Rubys speed and she has climbed up a pillar. She survives a baguette being thrown at her. Aura can absorb some of the damage taken and heal Yang.
Wiz: Yang suffers from PTSD from when she lost her arm and he aura doesn't last forever.
Jaune[]
Wiz: Jaune Arc was born into a line of hunters with his weapon being passed down generation by generation. When Jaune first meets Ruby and Yang he is seen when he is getting motion sick on the flight to beacon academe. When the ship lands Jaune is seen finding a place to throw up.
Boomstick: He sounds so cool
Wiz: Enough sarcasm Boomstick back to the history! Jauna helps Ruby up after her encounter with Wiess and Blake. Ruby does comment on his great first impression which Jaune jokingly comments on Ruby's explosion.
Boomstick: Jaunes weapons is the Crocea Mors which is a sword in shield his great great grandfather who fought in the great war. Even though he didn't start with aura he did have it unlocked by Pyrrha who said he had lots of Aura. Aura can protect Jaune from damage and heal him. Jaune can make his aura stronger. Jaune has fought many of the same grimm that Ruby fights even decapitating a huge one in the forest and helping to fight the huge grimm monsters. He scales to Ruby in speed and he has dodged Grimm and fought the members of RWBY. Jaune survives a long fall with Weiss falling on him and he is fine.
Wiz: Jaune is experienced, he is emotionally unstable, he still harbors the death of Pyrrha was his fault, and his aura doesn't last forever. He also can easily get motion sickness.
Nora[]
Wiz: Nora Valkyrie grew up as a homeless or orphan in Kuroyuri and she met Lie ren when she was getting bullied by some kids because she was poor and homeless. When Lie Rens father, Li Ren, came in and scared off the kids letting Nora run off with a loaf of bread she found. When Kuroyuri was attacked Lie ren gives Nora a wooden hammer for her to protect herself and this lead to these two being pretty much inseparable. Nora figured out her ability to store electricity and be immune to it in a very interesting way.
Boomstick: By playing with metal near a electrical socket?
Wiz: Um no by getting shocked by lightning and surviving.
Boomstick: Oh.
Wiz: Yeah well Ren and Nora applied and got accepted into Beacon academy where in the initiation test where they meet up and become half of the soon to be team, JNPR. The two reach the abandoned temple where everyone meets and fights a nevermore and a Death Stalker.
Boomstick: Noras weapon is the Magnhild which is a hammer grenade launcher and it stores electricity. She can absorb electricity and she has Aura to heal herself or protect her from same damage. Nora killed a Ursa while controling it with her electricity, she can arm wrestle Yang, She can launch herself with her hammer and break the ground she was on, she can kill huge monsters like the deathstalker and other, and she can scale to Ruby and Yang in strength. Nora can dodge attacks from a nevermore, she dodges a deathstalkers attack, she can run up tables when they are in the air, she can disappear from Lie Rens sight in a split second, and she scales to Blade and Wiess in speed. Nora has survived getting stabbed with a swordfish from Wiess, she survived a kick, survived a attack from a Nuckelavee, and she scales to Ruby and Wiess.
Wiz: Nora is hyperactive and her aura will not last forever.
Pyrrha[]
Wiz: Pyrrha Nikos graduated at the best in her class in Sanctum academy. Some interesting stuff that happened before she joined Beacon Academy is that she became a mascott for Pumpkin Pete's marshmallow flakes and won the Mistral regional tournament four years in a row. When teams came into question Weiss was the first shown trying to get Pyrrha on her team. When they are sent off to get their teams she landed wonderfuly as she has to save Jaune from a bad fall by stabbing his shirt into a nearby tree. When she does go to retrieve her javelin and Jaune making them team mates. When the two run away from a gunshot, not wanting to fight a Grimm, and when Pyrrha moves a tree branch and it came back, it hit Jaune in the cheek cutting it. Pyrrha found out Jaune didn't have aura which she gladly unlocked his aura. The two find a cave Jaune suggest to go in but soon Pyrrha has second thoughts which then Jaune accidentally drops a torch they made into water. In a panic Jaune awakens the Darth Stalker having both of them running out of the cave and meeting the other teams. Pyrrha helped to kill the Death stalker and join the team JNPR.
Boomstick: Pyrrha has Milo which is a rifle javelin and she also has a shield named Akouo. Pyrrha beat up the people who were bullying Jaune, she has out speed some of the members of CRDL, she tripped up mercury, she fought and block attacks from Cinder, blocked attacks from people who can cause shock waves or make creates in the ground. She has aura which can protect her from some damage and heal her and she has the ability to control stuff that is metal. Pyrrha has a ability to unlock peoples arua.
Wiz: Her aura doesn't last forever and when she unlocks someones aura it could take out lots of her energy or it was because Jaune has lots of Aura.
Ren[]
Wiz: Lie Ren was born in Kuroyuri where he lived and when a Nuckelavee attacked the village he met Nora where he gave her a wooden hammer. The two got away from the Nuckelavee and Ren became a orphan like Nora when his parents, Li ren and An Ren, died during the attack. Ren and Nora trained to get into Beacon academy and when they did Nora was exited trying to figure out how they could be on the same team. When he is launched into the forest he encounters a giant snake and he kills it which after he finds Nora. The two reach the ruins with Nora riding a Ursa. He was picked to join JNRP. During the first day Ren in seen running to class knowing he is late.
Boomstick: Ren has a good win to loss record with 9 wins, 4 losses, and only 1 fight where the fight was interrupted.
Wiz: Some of the most interesting fights he was in was when he found against RWBY with the team, JNPR, He fought with grow against Tyrian, where he got his revenge against a Nuckelavee by cutting off its head, he fought Hazel with Noras help, and when he fought against Hazel by himself.?
Boomstick: Ren has the Stormflower which is his dagger pistols. Ren has killed ursas, he took out a few guards, he can dodge attacks from a giant snake, dodged a attack from the giant scorpion, he has moved fast enough to knock tables into the air, he survives a attack and a bite from the giant snake, he survived the Death Stalker tossing him into the wall, he cut off the Nuckelavees head off, and he scales to the members of RWBY. He has aura which can heal and protect him from damage and he can hide his negative emotions/be more stealthy.
Wiz: How does that work?
Boomstick: Both have hiding with them?
Wiz: Sure okay well Rens aura doesn't last forever.
CRDL[]
Wiz: Cardins backstory is mostly unknown.
Boomstick: Is this because he is a minor character.
Wiz: Well yeah. Cardin Winchester is first shown in the emerald forest where he gets his team.
Boomstick: Cardin was able to beat Jaune before he had any training, he took well against Pyrrha, he one shot a Ursa, he is able to make shock waves and make craters in the ground, he blocked a shot from Pyrrha, and he survived a attack from a Ursa major. He has his mace and he has aura which heals him and protects him from some damage.
Wiz: Russel Thrust was first seen as some of the people being thrown into the emerald forest where he gets in his team
Boomstick: Russel uses daggers to attack and he did take damage from Pyrrha and dodged some of her attacks showing his skill in acrobatics, Russel also has Aura to heal him or protect him from damage.
Wiz: Dove Bronzeing was sent into emerald forest and he was picked to be in the same team as Cardin and Russel.
Boomstick: I have a strange feeling that everyone on this team has a bird theme.
Wiz: What would make you think that?
Boomstick: Well Dove has a bronze short sword that he is skilled in and he fought Pyrrha. He has aura which can heal him and protect him from some damage. Fun fact according to a director commentary it was said that Dove might be the strongest member on the team.
Wiz: Sky Lark like the others in this team was launched into emerald forest where he mets his team.
Boomstick: Sky has a Halberd and he fought pyrrha. He has aura which can heal him and protect him from some damage.
Wiz: All of the members aura doesn't last forester and everyone besides Cardin is mostly a coward running from danger like when they did when they all were confronted by a Ursa and Sky has been shown to be the biggest coward as he did hide behind Dove once.
Pre Fight[]
Wiz: Now that our combatants are set its time to settle this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: Its time for a Death Battle!
Wiz and Boomstick: Finally!
Fight![]
( Intro is the tf2 title card with the title of the fight with this playing in the background [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDM2qukzKwg ] then it goes to static and this plays [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpGpxJVgIrc ] and finally it goes to static and plays this [1])
The Team Fortress 2 team marches into a battlefield with The Soldier in front of the group.
RWBY, JNPR, and CRDL walk to the other side holding a poster.
Ruby: Okay everyone so we are not going up against anyone we have seen so be ready for anything, Okay?
RWBY, JNPR, and CRDL: Okay!
Ruby: Good!
A portal opens and the rvb members walk in.
Sarge: Grif! Where the hell did you bring us this time!?
Grif: I believe a time with pizza this time.
Sarge: That time portal is no toy!
Simmons: Hey whats with the other red guys?
The camera moves to Yang.
Yang: Hey Ruby who are we fighting?
Ruby: Anyone in red.
Yang: Like those guys?
Yang points to team RVB.
Ruby: Yeah.
Jauna: And those guys?
Ruby: Yep.
Saxton Hale moves to the front of the line and he stops the tf2 team.
Saxton Hale: Everyone prepare for a battle! Now reader if you skip to down 35,615 characters you will see me beat up a hippie but don't if you want to see these losers fight! Saxton Hale!
Saxton hale jumps out of frame and the TF2 team looks at the RVB team and RWBY, JRPR, and CRDL.
Soldier: Attack!
Sarge and the soldier meet each other.
Soldier: Who are you?
Sarge: I don't have to answer!
Simmons: Hey other red guy!
Soldier: What do you want?
Simmons: What is your rank?
Soldier: Rank?
Grif: Yeah are you a private or a Sargent.
Soldier: Well i don't really have a rank.
Sarge: So i'm guessing you didn't serve in any war.
Soldier: I did! I fought in World War 2!
Grif: In what military branch?
Soldier: I was uh kicked out of every military branch.
Sarge: So you are a civilian?
Soldier: Civilian!?
Soldier gets angered and he pulls out his shotgun.
Sarge: So you use shotguns as well.
Sagre pulls out his shotgun.
The Soldier smacks Sarges shotgun down making Sarge miss his shot.
Sarge kicks Soldier away and he shoots at The Soldier.
The soldier quickly dodges and he pulls out his rocket launcher,
Sagre: Today is a good day to die!
Grif: Simmons get to the warthog!
Simmons: Where is it?
Grif: Over here!
Grif runs over to a random warehouse and Simmons fallows
Pyrrha runs into the warehouse and she pulls out Milo and she looks around the dark warehouse.
Two lights shine from behind Pyrrha and when the lights in the warehouse Phyrrha is seen in front of the warthog.
Simmons: Grif run her over!
Grif is asleep.
Simmons sighs and he starts the minigun shooing it at Pyrrha.
Pyrrha dodges the mingun and she jumps into the air and shoots Simmons in the chest.
Simmons shrugs off the bullet and he pulls out his magnum shooting it at Pyrrha.
Pyrrha jumps at Simmons using Akouo to block the bullet and smashing it into Simmons.
The Soldier shoots a rocket at Sarge and sarge get hit making him launch into the air and making him drop his shotgun.
Sarge shoots at the soldier with his magnum but the soldier dodges the bullet.
Soldier: Do you think you can beat me?
Sarge: Well i can if i have my "Shotgun!"
It cuts to Simmons still fighting Pyrrha with girf waking up.
Grif: H-huh?
Sarge: I can't beat you without my "Shotgun!".
Grif: Oh! Thats us!
Grif starts the warthog and this starts to play ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0mUTt3ohwU )
Simmons: Grif wait!
Grif ignored Simmons and drove through the warehouse knocking Pyrrha off the warthog.
The Warthog flys into the air and he Sarge backs away as the warthog lands on the soldier.
The Soldier uses The Soldier struggles but he is able to knock the warthog off him with the rocket jumper.
Simmons and Grif: What the hell!?
The two land perfectly fine but Pyrrha jumps onto the warthog.
Pyrrha goes to stab Grif but he drives off and stopping before Pyrrha strikes to knock her away.
Sarge picks up his shotgun and he looks at the soldier who is just getting up.
The soldier smacks Sarge with a shovel and he uses the rocket jumper to launch himself into the air.
Sarge holds where he gets hit by a shovel and he gets stomped on by The Soldiers gunboats.
The soldier jumps off of Sarges heads and he tosses the gunboats Sarge while putting on the mantreads.
Sarge stumbles back from being hit by the gunboats and he watches as The Soldier jumps into the air with the rocket jumper.
With the mantreads the soldier flys down at Sarge but Sarge moves away and uses his shotgun to smack the soldier.
The Soldier flys back and Sarge walks over to the soldier aiming his shotgun at the solders head.
Sarge: Time to get Sarge-
The Soldier uses the frying pan to stun sarge and when he is stunned The Soldier knocks Sarge back.
Sarge catches himself after being kicked back but he falls after he gets hit by a rocket from the block box.
Then Soldier runs at Sarge and he smashes the bat outta hell on Sarges head.
The Camera cuts to the memory maker which is used to beat Sarge.
The Camera cuts back to the memory maker breaking Sarges head making him angered.
Sarge kicks The Soldier away and he runs at the soldier punching him and using his shot gun to beat The Soldier around turning him into a rag doll with every blow done to him.
The Solder falls onto the ground and he quickly uses the necro smasher, ham shank, pinny machete, crossing guard, equalizer, pain train, disciplinary action, market gardener, and escape plan all breaking off of the angered Sarge only making him even angryer and thirsty for blood.
With a vicious barrage of attacks Sarge manages to knock the soldier away and into a building.
Sarge laughs as he picks up a rocket launcher and he shoots it at the building.
( this starts to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j01k9aEJeq4&t)
A different rocket hits the rocket shot by Sarge and a rocket flys and hits Sarge launching him into the air.
The Soldier walks out of the building missing some teeth and he looks at the red space soldier with a pissed of grin on his face.
Sarge gets hit in the air again by the liberty launcher from the soldier and the soldier laughs
The Soldier: You are horrible at fighting so now you are going to die.
Sarge lands on the ground and he simply laughs a he gets up.
The Soldier marches to sarge grabbing him by the throat.
Soldier: This water represents my mercy.
The Soldier pulls out a canteen of water and he dumps it.
The Soldier: I am all out of mercy.
Sarge: And luck.
Soldier looks confused as he looks down. The Soldier looks at Sagre pulled one of the pins from one of the grenades on his chest.
Sarge: You just got sarged
Soldier: Son of a bit-
The grenade explodes covering the area in a huge dust cloud.
As the cloud disappears it shows Sarge covered in blood and moving the Soldiers arm off of his neck as The Soldiers head lands behind him.
Pyrrha gets up and she looks annoyed at Simmons and Grif who are still in the warthog.
Grif: Simmons start shooting!
Simmons starts up the mini gun on the warthog and Pyrrha uses her aura to make the warthog fly to her with a nearby building full of Team fortress 2 weapons.
Simmons: What the hell?
Pyrrha jumps at Grif.
Simmons smacks Pyrrha with the Mini gun knocking her away.
Grif: What can we do?
Simmons: Continue to fight?
Grif: Okay.
Simmons starts to shoot hopping he its Pyrrha and Grif falls asleep.
Pyrrha jumps around the pile of weapons shooting at Simmons and Grif.
Simmons keeps on shooting with the mini gun and he uses his magnum to shoot at Pyrrha.
Pyrrha continues to jump around shooting at Simmons managing to hit his hand making him drop the magnum.
Simmons: Crap!
Simmons looks around but he losses Pyrrha.
Simmons: Where did she go!?
Pyrrha jumps at Simmons stabbing him through the chest.
Simmons grabs Pyrrhas javelin and he grabs one of the flying revolvers.
Pyrrha trys to get away but Simmons stops Pyrrha by aiming the revolver at her head.
Simmons: I wouldn't move if I was you.
Pyrrha bashes Simmons head making Simmon drop the revolver and allowing Pyrrha to pull her javelin out of simmons.
Grif wakes up and he looks at Pyrrha.
Looking around Grif pulls the trigger to a rocket launcher.
The rocket launcher shoots off in the opposite direction Grif wanted but it gets pulled back and it hits a pile of grenade launchers.
The grenades go off shooting the warthog and Pyrrha away launching all of the weapons away.
Simmons: Grif you idiot!
The warthog lands fine and Pyrrha lands next to the warthog.
Pyrrha slowly gets up with her aura healing her.
Pyrrha: Get down and fight me!
Simmons jumps down to Pyrrha and he pulls out his rocket launcher as Grif steps out of the Warthog pulling out the grif shot..
Pyrrha looks at the two and Simmons runs at her.
Simmons goes to knock her back but Pyrrha uses her spear knocking Simmons into the warthog.
Pyrrha tosses her spear at Grif knocking the Grif shot out of his hands and she runs at Grif.
Grif grabs a random traffic come and he try so bash it into Pyrrhas head but Pyrrha easily dodges uppercutting Grif.
Pyrrha picks up her spear and she stabs Grif in the chest.
Grif reaches for the grif shot and he grabs it.
Simmons: Hey other red!
Pyrrha turns to Simmons.
Simmons: Its time to end this!
Grif shoots Pyrrha in the back of the head blowing it up.
Simmons: Oh god!
Grif laughs as he dies from blood loss.
Simmons looks down at Grif.
Simmons: Okay Grif you can wake up now.
Grif doesnt move.
Simmons: Grif?
Simmons shakes Grif.
Simmons: Okay you can stop joking now.
Tucker and The Scout wander to team RWBY.
The Scout is the first to notice Yang.
Scout: Sup! After this you wanna get some chicken?
Tucker: Chicken? That's your idea of a date?
Scout: Well it worked before.
Tucker: More then once?
Scout: Would you like to keep talking before I smash your face in?
Tucker: Bring it on slugger!
The Scout pulls out his bat and he turns to Tucker. The Scout tosses a baseball at Tucker but Tucker pulls out his energy sword cutting the baseball in half.
Scout: My ball!
Weiss runs at Caboose.
Tucker gets knocked near Caboose and Tucker sees Weiss.
Tucker: Caboose help her.
Tucker points to weiss before he runs back into battle.
Caboose: Okay!
Caboose looks at Weiss and freckles shoots at Weiss.
Weiss shots back and jumps over the bullets.
Freckles moves Caboose to continue shooting at Weiss.
Weiss blocks the bullets with Myrtenaster and she smacks Freckiles away.
Caboose turns to Freckles the assault rifle.
Caboose: Freckles!
Caboose gets angry and he looks at Weiss.
Caboose: My name is Michael J. Caboose and i hate babies!
Weiss slashes at Caboose but he grabs Myrtenaster
Caboose tosses the Myrenaster to the side and he uppercuts Weiss.
Weiss uses a Glyph to Myrenaster into her hands.
Caboose pulls out his 7 wood golf club and he charges at Weiss
The two slash at each other with their weapons with Weiss getting the upper hand by breaking the golf club.
Weiss uses fire dust to shoot Caboose catching him on fire but Caboose simply walks to Weiss.
Caboose: Freckles will be avenged
Caboose grabs Weiss and tosses Weiss into the air and when she lands she lands near the assault rifle, freckles.
Freckles starts shooting at Weiss.
Scout smacks Tucker with the sandman.
Scout: Bonk!
As the scout swings one more time he tosses a baseball at Tucker stunning him.
Scout laughs walking to the stunned tucker and he turns his baseball cap around swinging at full force at Tucker hitting him and making him fly off with a small glimmer in the sky.
After a while Tucker flys into Scout knocking him down.
Tucker: What the hell was that?
Tucker shoots a magnum bullet at The Scout whop easily dodges the bullet.
The Scout uses the sandman to knock Scout away and using the scatter gun to push Tucker into a wall.
Tucker laughs and he continues to shoot at The Scout.
The Scout sighs easily dodging the tossing the flying gelatin at Tucker.
Tucker uses his energy sword to cut the flying gelatin in half making it go past Tucker.
Scout: What the hell is that thing made out of?
Scout pulls out his batsaber and the two run at each other slashing at each other making sparks fly.
Tucker: You got your own light weapon i see.
The Scout laughs as her jumps over Tucker going to slash behind him.
Tucker quickly blocks and he kicks The scouts leg.
Scout walks back and he drinks a can of crit o cola. The Scout tosses the can hitting Tucker with it and he uses the bat saber to smack around making the crit noise with every hit.
After the crit o cola wares off Tucker gains the upper and by tripping the scout up and knocking the batsaber away.
Tucker goes to stab The Scout but the scout blocks the attack with the soda popper making the light sword of tuckers hit a can making the juice go int he scouts mouth.
With the power boost the scout smacks Tucker the atomizer making the crit sound with every hit.
Annoyed Tucker smacks Scouts side with his fist and he punches the scout in the head knocking him back.
The Scout pulls out the C A P P E R and he shoots at Tucker.
Tucker dodges but his helmet is hit and it melts away.
Tucker: What the hell? What is that thing shooting?
Scout: Energy blast that can go through your armor!
The Scout shoots at Tucker again and Tucker runs at the scout shooting at him with his battle rifle.
Tucker knocks the Scouts C A P P E R out of his hands and he smacks The Scouts jaw with the butt of the battle rifle.
Tucker smacks the scout again with his rifle an the scout spits out blood getting it in Yangs hair.
The two look at Yang who gets super angry opening her gauntlets and her eyes turning red.
Yang: You two are going to pay!
Yang runs at the two punching both of them with her shotgun gauntlets knocking both of them away and into the dirt.
Scout: She packs one hell of a punch...
Tucker: You can say that again...
The two get up.
Scout: Should we work together to beat her?
Tucker: Sure have two guys beat her.
Scout: Don't put it like that.
Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow.
The Scout pulls out the wrap assassin and Tucker runs pulls out his light sword.
The two run at Yang with the scout tossing a glass ordainment at Yang.
The ordainment breaks stunning Yang and cutting her as Tucker slashes at her.
The Scout runs in and he jumps at Yang.
Tucker accidentally cuts on of Yangs explosive rounds with makes it explode catching The Scout in the blast making a huge smoke area form from the explosion.
When the smoke and dust clears Yang and Tucker are seen standing as The Scout is missing the bottom half of his body.
Tucker uses his energy sword to put the scout out of his misery.
Yang launches her fist at Tucker which punches him in the face knocking him back.
Tucker watches as Yangs arm goes back to her and he runs at her.
Yang shoots at Tucker and Tucker blocks the bullets
Tucker: Swish!
Tacker slashes
Tucker: Stab!er
Tucker stabs Yang with his light sword.
Yang looks as only her side is cut.
Tucker: Son of a bit-
Yang punches Tucker far away.
Tucker lands near the engineer who finished building a teleporter.
Tucker slowly gets onto the teleporter and he appears in a base near Yang.
Yang looks confused as she just saw Tucker teleport away.
Tucker walks out off of the teleporter and he looks at his armor which turned into black armor from the teleporter
Tucker: God damn it not again!?
Yang turns to where tucker is but he hides behind a wall. Yang shrugs and she turns around looking for a opponent.
Tucker: Shit she is tough... i got to beat her.
Yang yawns leaving herself defenseless.
Tucker sneaks behind Yang and he stabs at Yang.
The stab is only to pokes her back before she jumps and turns to tucker pointing her shotgun gauntlets at Tuckers face.
Yang shoots at Tucker knocking him back and she steps on tuckers chest Yang rapidly punches Tuckers head denting the soldiers helmet and making a creator around Tuckers head.
Tucker reaches for his energy sword but Yang grabs it.
Tucker: This is how i die...
Yang goes to stab tucker but the light sword turns off.
Yang: What the hell?
Tucker: I forgot about that!
Tucker kicks Yang to the side and he pulls out his magnum.
Yang looks at Tucker and she shoots her arm at Tucker.
The fist hits Tuckers hand making the magnum go flying but Tucker does catch the arm before it can go back to yang.
Tucker tosses Yangs arm at her which flys and hitting her in her face knocking her out.
Tucker picks up his magnum and he walks to Yang who just is starting to wake up.
Tucker: this was fun and i wish it didn't have to be like this but-
Yang shoots at Tucker shooting his head off and when tucker got hit he accidentally pulls the trigger on the magnum hitting Yang in the head killing her instantly.
The Sniper runs off and he climbs up onto a water tower and he looks down through the sniper rifle. The Sniper aims at Dove and he shoots at him but Dove cuts the bullet.
Dove looks at The Sniper and he runs at The Sniper.
The Sniper continues to shoot at Dove but Dove dodges the bullets.
Dove climbs up the water tower blocking all of the sniper shots being shot at him.
Dove charges at The sniper and he slashes at the sniper.
The Sniper blocks with the freedom staff and he knocks Dove away.
Dove looks at The Sniper whop pulls out his smg.
The Sniper shoots at Dove and his aura blocks most of the bullets and he blocks the rest of the bullets with his sword.
Dove tosses his sword at The Sniper who blocks it and he gets punched by Dove who quickly ran over when his sword was tossed.
The Sniper: What the?
Dove catches his sword and he knocks The Snipers freedom staff out of his hand making it fall off the water tower.
The sniper pulls out his machete and he slashes it at Dove.
Dove blocks the machete and he kicks The Sniper..
The Sniper smacks Dove after spitting out some blood from the kick.
Dove laughs as he tanks the punch with his aura.
The sniper gents angry and he smashes the bat outta hell across Doves face Doves face breaking the bat outta hell making the broken bones go into Doves face making him blood.
Dove slashes his sword at The sniper but the sniper dodges and Dove cuts the water tower making it break sending water quickly flowing onto the two knocking both of them off of the water town and into the air.
The sniper shoots at Dove with the original.
Doves aura saves him but Dove is out of aura.
The two land on the ground with both of them on their chest on their chest
The sniper looks at Dove and he tosses jarate.
Dove looks in terror as he looks at himself covered in the snipers jarate and at the sniper.
The sniper walks over to his van and he gets in it.
Dove trys to get away but he isnt quick enough as he is hit by the snipers van breaking his neck and killing him instantly.
The sniper flicks the bobble head in his van.
Sniper: Boom! Head shot.
The engineer starts to make a sentry.
The Demoman uses his sticky jumper to fly into the air and with the base jumper he floats in the air shooing grenades at JNPR and Ruby.
They all dodge the grenades but Ruby jumps through the smoke and she cuts the Base Jumper making the demoman fall,
The Demoman grabs Rubys leg and he tosses her down to the ground. The demoman lands on Rubys back with Ali Baba's Wee Booties on his feet. The Demoman walks off and Ruby gets up.
Ruby shoots at The Demomans back and she spits out some blood.
The Demoman turns to Ruby and he drinks out of his bottle healing himself.
Ruby charges at The Demoman with gravity dust making her fly at the demoman. Ruby shoots The Demomans bottle covering him in she slashes at the demoman.
The Demoman smacks Ruby away with the frying pan.
Ruby smerks and she uses fire dust to shoot demoman.
The Demoman laughs but the laughing turns to screaming as he catches on fire.
Ruby shoots The Demoman with lightning dust making the fire get worse and making the demomans extra bottle of beer, Scottish handshake, explode.
The demoman charges at Ruby with the tide turner and he knocks Ruby into the air.
Ruby turns into peddles and she flys at the Demoman.
The Demoman and Ruby clash at each other with The Demoman using the eyelander and ruby using her scythe.
Eyelander: Head! head! Head! Head! head!
The eyelander pushes against Ruby with the demoman helping.
Using gravity dust Ruby knocks the Demoman back.
Ruby launches herself at Demoman and she cuts him.
Demoman turns to Ruby and he shoots at her with his quicky bomb launcher.
Ruby gets hit and she gets knocked back away.
Demoman laughs as he uses the loch and load to launch himself into the air.
Ruby shoots at Demoman but he dodges the bullet in mid air.
Demoman stomps on Ruby with the boot leggers.
Ruby uppercuts Demoman and she falls down as Demoman goes flying up into the air,
The Demoman falls and the two lay their for a while.
Ruby gets up and Demoman sits up drinking alcohol.
Demoman gets up and he runs at Ruby.
Ruby uses his scythe to trip up Demoman.
The Demoman falls and he uses the sticky jumper to help himself up from the ground.
The eyelander helps guide the demoman to Ruby and it attacks Ruby cutting her arms and legs.
Ruby stumbles back and she shrugs off the attack and she shoots the demoman with electric dust shocking him.
With the demoman stunned Ruby uses gravity dust to launch herself at The Demoman cutting through him.
The Eyelander trys to fly at Ruby but from doing that it pushes the parts of the demoman away and rendering the magical sword useless.
Washington runs at CRDL shooting at them with a assault rifle.
Cardin blocks the bullets with his mace. Cardin uses his mace to knock Washington's assault rifle away and knocking Wash on the ground.
Washington trips up Cardin and he gets up.
Cardin smashes his mace into Washington's leg and he gets up.
Washington punches Cardin and Cardin punches Washington back.
Cardin kicks Washington down and he stomps on Wash's chest.
Washington reaches for his assault rifle but Cardin stomps on his wrist.
Cardin kicks Wash's assault rifle away.
Wash gets up and he aims his magnum at Cardin's head.
Sky pulls out his Halbeard and he looks around
The Spy trys to sneak around and stab Sky in the back but dust gets into the spys eyes and mouth making him cough.
Sky pokes The Spy with the halbeard making the spy turn normal.
The Spy notices he is normal and tosses dust into Skys eyes. Spy turns into Cardin before Sky can get the dust out of his eyes to see who he hit and he turns into Cardin.
Cardin/spy: Whats where you swing that thing!
Sky: weren't you just invisible?
Cardin/spy: What no!? you must of had dust in your eyes.
Sky looks for a opponent and he sees the real Cardin fighting Washington.
Spy realizes the trick isn't going to work anymore to he goes to stab Sky in the back with his butterfly knife
Sky's auras protects him from the attack and he turns to The Spy as he turns back into the Spy.
Spy pulls out a pistol and he shoots at Sky who dodges with only getting scraped on the cheek.
Sky uses his Halberd to slash at the Spy.
Spy dodges the attack and he shoots at Sky who blocks with the halberd.
Sky charges at Spy and he cuts through him before he could pull out the dead ringer.
Cardin and Washington punch at each other and they both dodged each others punches.
Washington sweeps Cardins legs and he does for his battle rifle.
Cardin grabs his mace and Washingtons leg.
Washington looks at Cardin and he gets hit by Cardins mace.
As Washington stumbles back Cardin gets up picking up his mace,
Cardin runs at Washington smacking his head with the mace denting the helmet wash.
Washington falls back and when he falls he kicks Cardins knees making him fall as well.
Cardin gets up but he stops when he sees a battle rifle aimed at his head.
Washington looks down as Cardin and he kicks him down still holding the battle rifle to his head.
Cardin trys to knock the battle rifle away but Washington shoots Cardin before he can do anything.
Weiss uses ice aura to freeze Freckles and Caboose lifts up Weiss.
Caboose punches Weiss away and into a huge talk
Caboose: Sheila?
The tank turns on.
Sheila: Yes Caboose.
Sheila starts to drive but she is stopped by ice made by Weiss.
Caboose looks at Weiss and he walks to her.
Weiss summon queen lancer which knocks Caboose back.
Sheila shoots at Queen Lancer knocking it into Weiss.
Caboose runs at Weiss and Queen Lancer shooting at them with his magnum.
Sheila breaks out of the ice and she turns to Queen Lancer and Weiss.
Weiss jumps onto Sheila dodging a shot from Sheila.
Sheila swings her cannon around smacking Weiss.
Weiss grabs onto Sheilas cannon using it to launch herself to her sword.
Caboose jumps onto Queen Lancer.
Caboose: I will help you!
Caboose shoots at Weiss but he accidentally shoots Queen Lacer making it scream in pain.
Sheila shoots at Weiss but Weiss dodges running at Sheila.
Weiss jumps up at Sheila but she is knocked away by Queen Lancer by accident.
Queen lancer struggles tossing Caboose onto Sheila.
Caboose shoots at Queen Lancer.
Caboose: I am helping you!
Sheila shoots at Queen Lancer killing it.
Weiss shoots at Sheila making the tank turn to her.
Caboose is distracted by Queen lancer seeing if its okay.
Sheila shoots at Weiss but Weiss freezes Sheilas cannon.
Weiss runs at Sheila and she slashes at Sheila breaking her cannon.
Caboose turns to Sheila seeing Weiss attack her.
Sheila trys to smack Weiss away but is stopped when Arma gigas knocks it to the side just missing Caboose.
Weiss jumps over Sheila and goes to strike Caboose.
Caboose grabs Wiess sword and he slams Weiss into Arma Gigas.
Arma Gigas catches Wiess.
Wiess goes to attack Caboose but she is tosses back into Arma gigas when Caboose tosses her sword.
The sword stabs into Wiess arm and into Arma Gigas.
Caboose shoots at Arma Gigas with his magnum.
Caboose: Someone else to help!
Arma Gigas pulls the sword out of Weiss arm and he tosses Sheila at Caboose.
Caboose: Sheila!
Weiss watches as Caboose gets hit by Sheila.
Arma gigas moves the tank away showing a badly dented suit of blue armor.
Weiss walks off with Arma gigas but Caboose starts to get up.
Caboose: I....must..help....you...
Caboose stumbles over to the two.
Arma gigas grabs caboose knocking Caboose over to his assault rifle which is now out of the ice and wet.
Freckles turns on and Caboose gets up picking up Freckles.
Caboose: Lets help them!
Weiss and Arma gigas runs at Caboose but freckles shoots at the two.
Arma Gigas blocks the bullets for Weiss with its hand.
Freckles continues to shoot at the two starting to shoots though Arma gigas hand.
Caboose walks to the two and Freckles aims at Arma gigas head killing it instantly.
Weiss runs at Caboose stabbing him.
Caboose looks at where he got stabbed and Freckles shoots Weiss killing her,
Texas turns invisible and she sneaks behind Jaune.
Jaune, feeling like he is being watches, swings his sword around in case someone was invisible and he was right has he hit Texas.
Texas turns viable and she looks at her armor.
Jaune: Who are you?
Texas: Your worst nightmare.
The attack seemed to have fixed Texas voice changer making Jaune shake in fear a little.
Jaune: You think that s-scares me?
Texas: This will
Texas pulls out a SMG shooting at Jaune.
Jaune jumps dodging the bullets and he pulls out his shield to block some of the bullets.
Jaune runs at Texas dodging and blocking some of her bullets.
Texas runs at Jaune and she goes to punch him
Jaune uses his aura to tank the punch and his semblance makes Texas take the punch instead.
Texas stumbles back and she turns invisible.
Jaune looks around looking for Texas.
Texas sneaks behind Jaune and she knocks him back.
Jauna falls onto his chest and Texas runs off shooting at him with the battle rifle. Jaune dodges the bullets using his semblance to knock the bullets that he couldn't dodge back at Texas.
Texas turns visible as she gets hit by the bullets.
Jaune runs at Texas slashing at her with his sword and bashing in her helmet with his shield denting her helmet.
Texas knocks Jaune back and she uses her sniper rifle to smack Jaune back.
Jaune looks at Texas as she is running off.
Jaune: What the?
Texas shoots at Jaune with her sniper rifle.
Jaune dodges the bullet slightly.
Texas shoots again this time the bullet cuts Jaunes cheek.
Jaune runs at Texas cutting every bullet that comes at him.
Texas drop kicks Jaune and she walks over to him.
Jaune looks up as a sniper rifle is aimed at his head.
Texas laughs and smiles under her helmet.
Jaune kicks his sword at Texas.
The sword goes into Texas neck part of the armor but the sword doesnt cut Texas neck but it breaks her voice changer.
Texas pulls out the sword and she looks down at Jaune.
Texas: You broke my voice changer!
Jaune: V-voice changer?'
Texas slashes at Jaune but Jaune rolls out of the way.
Jaune grabs his shield and he tosses it at Texas knocking her back.
Texas picks up Jaunes shield and she looks at it.
Jaune runs at Texas bashing his shield into Texas face making her drop the shield and sword.
Texas falls landing on her back as Jaune picks up his sword and shield.
Jaune looks down at where Texas was but he is shocked when he looks down and sees Texas has dissipated
Texas slowly rolls from her position trying to not make any noise.
Jaune walks off tripping on where Texas is making Texas get out of her invisibility.
Texas sighs and she kicks Jaune off of her.
Jaune spits out some blood and he looks at Texas running away and into a building.
Jaune: D-did I win?
Texas running into the building looking at everything around her.
The building is filled with Team fortress 2 scrap metal and a picture of Saxton Hale.
Jaune shrugs and starts walking to the building slowly trying not to make any noise to sneak up on.
Texas quickly uses the scrap metal to build Andy the bomb.
Jaune peeks into a window of the building and he looks confused at the ball of scrap metal.
Texas slaps on the Saxton Hale poster onto Andy.
Andy turns on and it looks at Texas.
Andy: Oh hey its you!
Texas: Quiet!
Texas tosses Andy through the window and into the arms of Jaune.
Jaune: What is this thing?
Andy: "Thing"!? I am a thing now!?
Jaune: Thats not what i meant!
Texas uses the remaining scrap to make a shield of metal.
Texas: Andy count down from 10!
Andy: Okay? 10?
Jaune: Wait.
Andy: 9?
Jaune: Are you a bomb?
Andy: I prefer explosive device. 8!
Jaune: So you are a bomb. 7?
Andy: Sure! 6!
Jaune: You seem really angry 5?
Andy: Angry!? I am perfectly fine! 3!
Texas sighs and she shoots Andy making him explode in Jaunes hand killing Jaune instantly.
The Pyro is seen during a building and Ren walks behind The Pyro.
Ren pulls out StormFlower and he shoots at the Pyro.
The Pyro dodges the bullets and he looks at Ren.
The Camera goes into The Pyros eyes showing PyroLand.
The Pyro in PyroLand is shown using the rainblower on a chibi version of Ren.
In reality Ren is using his aura to block the fire from the pyros flamethrower.
Ren jumps over the Pyro and he is about to shoot Pyro in the back but the Pyro suddenly turns around using the airblast to knock Ren through a building.
The camera goes to the pyro and into his head to show pyroland.
Pyro is trying to hit chibi Ren with the rainblower and give him a lolipop but in reality Pyro is trying to burn normal Ren with his flamethrower and hit Ren with the sharpened volcano fragment.
Ren jumps over Pyro shooting him in the back and using the dagger form to knock away the sharpened volcano fragment and break pyros flamethrower.
The Pyro turns to Ren and he slaps Ren back.
As Ren gets up The pyro tosses a entire can of gas at Ren who catches it.
Pyro uses the flare gun to shoot Ren catching him on fire and making the gas explode in rens hand.
Ren walks out of the fire and he slashes at the ping him and his ire suit and he kicks Pyro into a wall.
Pyro pulls out the back burner and he looks around fro ren who as seemed to have disappeared.
As The Pyro looks around Ren is hiding on a building with his aura taking little shots at the pyros legs and his weapons.
Pyro notices where Ren is and he uses the scorch shot to launch himself up to Ren.
In Pyro land he thinks he got up with a ladder and Chibi Ren is running off.
Pyro chases chibi Ren swinging around a lolipop.
In reality Ren is running on a roof shooting at Pyro as Pyro blocks with the jackhammer and swinging it.
Pyro jumps at Ren and he smashes the jack hammer on Rens head,
Ren falls to the ground and through the roof making a hole in the floor.
Pyro shoots at Ren with the scorch shot but rens aura makes the shot bounce off and hit hay making the hay and the building catch on fire quickly.
Ren shoots at the pyro hitting his wrist making pyro drop the scorch shot.
Pyro looks at his hands and he tilts his head.
Ren shoots at Pyro more breaking pyros legs and arms making Pyro fall to his knees and fall down to Ren.
Pyro lands on his face and his goggles crack making the pyro land go on and off confusing the pyro.
Ren kicks Pyro onto his back and Ren punches Pyro breaking his goggles making Pyro go out of Pyroland.
Pyro looks around and Ren holds his pistols to Pyros head.
Ren sighs and he shoots Pyro in the head killing him and the building falls on top of Lie Ren.
Russel runs at The Medic, who is healing The Heavy, but he is stopped when the heavy aims his minigun at Russel.
The Heavy starts up his minigun but Russel jumps up using the minigun as a launch board sending him up into the air.
Russel pulls out his knifes and he falls down aiming his knifes at the Heavy.
The Heavy cracks his knuckles and he punches hitting Russels chin making the boy go back into the air.
Russel tosses a knife at The Heavy.
The knife lands through the heavys hand.
The Medic heals The Heavy from his wound.
Russel looks at the heavy healed from his wound and he sighs.
The Heavy starts up his minigun and Russel runs to the heavy.
As the bullets start Russel dodges the bullets and he grabs his knife.
Russel runs at the Medic and he slashes at him.
The Medic blocks with his boinesaw.
The Heavy punches Russel away.
Russel tosses a knife at the heavy and he runs at the medic.
The Medic trys to slash Russel with the bonesaw but Russel stabs The Medics wrist making him drop the bonesaw.
Russel pulls out the knife from The Medics wrist.
The heavy grabs Russel by the head and tosses the medic a sandvitch.
The medic eats the sandvich healing from the stab.
Russel struggles but he is tosses into a wall by the heavy.
The Heavy puts on the holiday punch and he walks to Russel.
The Medic heals The heavy with the kritzcrege.
Russel trys to punch the heavy but is stopped when he gets punched in the face by The heavy.
The Heavy punches Russel through a wall and he does more damage as the medic activates his critz uberguns ability
The Medic laughs as he fallows the heavy inside the building.
Russel weakly slashes at The Heavy and the medic not being able to hit both of them.
The Heavy punches Russel knocking him down onto his back.
The Medic continues to laugh as he stabs into Russel with the ubersaw.
Russel stabs quickly stabs The Medics arm with his knife.
The Heavy punches Russel making him spit out blood.
The Medic stabs a needle into Russel and he walks off.
The Medic: Heavy lets go.
Russel slowly gets up.
The Heavy pushes Russel into a wall and he walks off.
The medic presses a button and a baboon comes out of Russels chest killing him.
Zhanna walks to Lopez holding a shotgun.
Zhanna: You better run metal man
Lopez: (In subtitles): I am Lopez the heavy i will not be commanded by you!
Zhanna: quit talking and fight!
Zhanna shoots at Lopez but Lopez dodges the bullets and kicks Zhannas legs making here fall.
Lopez points a assault rifle down at Zhanna.
Zhanna smacks Lopez with the shotgun and she gets up.
When Lopez falls sparks appear on his neck.
Lopez gets up and he is hit in the head with a Shovel.
Zhanna smacks Lopezs head again with the shovel..
Lopez trys to get up one last time but Zhanna smacks it again knocking Lopez's head off.
Zhanna: Stupid metal man.
Zhanna walks off but Lopez's body gets up and picks up his head.
Lopez fixes his head and he shoots at Zhanna with his magnum.
Zhanna turns around and she runs at Lopez.
Lopez sighs and he shoots at Zhanna.
Zhanna blocks with her shovel and she kicks up her shotgun.
Lopez continues shooting looking up at the shotgun.
Zhanna tosses her shovel at Lopez then catches her shotgun.
Lopez gets hit by the shovel and Zhanna shoots Lopez leg knocking him down onto one leg.
Zhanna shoots again knocking Lopez magnum out of his hand.
Lopez picks up his leg and he smacks Zhanna with it.
Zhanna gets angered and she puts away her shotgun and she picks up her shovel.
The two slash at each other.
Lopez uses his broken leg to knock Zhanna away but he losses balance and he falls down.
Zhanna gets up and she goes to cut off Lopez's head.
Lopez stops her by grabbing her shovel slowly crushing it.
Zhanna trys to get her shovel away but she gets knocks back by Lopez.
Lopez uses the shovel to fix his leg and he walks over to Zhanna.
Zhanna trys to smack Lopez but Lopez grabs her hand crushing it.
Lopez tosses Zhanna into a wall.
Zhanna struggles to get out of the wall but she is stopped when Lopez shoots her chest with his magnum.
Lopez continues to shoot Zhanna with his magnum until he is out of ammo.
Zhanna spits out blood and she laughs.
Zhanna: Fool you can't beat me.
Lopez pulls out a rocket launcher and he shoots it at Zhanna blowing her up.
Saxton Hale lands next to Doc and he punches him.
Doc: Hey what the hell?
Saxton Hale: Shut up and fight!
Saxtone hale punches Doc making his personality's switch.
Doc: Hey Stop!
Punch
O'malley: I said stop you bumbling fool!
Punch
Doc: This kinda hurts
Punch
O'malley: Get off me you ape!
Punch
Doc and O'malley: We said stop!
Doc catches Saxton Hales hand and O'malley takes over uppercutting Saxton Hale knocking him down.
Saxton hale gets up and he laughs.
Saxton hale: Is that your best?
Saxton Hale runs at Doc but Doc runs away from him.
Saxton Hale: Come back and fight me!
Doc uses his medical scanner to heal himself and he pulls out his rocket launcher.
Saxton Hale: Ready to fight now I see.
Saxton Hale charges at Doc and Doc shoots a rocket at the charging brute of a man.
Doc watches as Saxton Hale jumps onto the rocket and jumping off it launching himself into the air and making the rocket go into the ground.
Saxton Hale punches Doc changing him into O'malley.
O'Malley runs off into a building laughing evilly.
Saxton hale walks into the building O'malley ran into.
Saxton hale: Where did you run off to cowerd!?
Omalley laughs with the laugh echoing all around the building.
Saxton hale turns on the lights and he sees O'malley holding a rocket launcher to his chest.
O'malley shoots Saxton hale knocking him back.
Saxton hale jumps at O'malley and he grabs O'malleys head smashing it into the ground breaking the ground and dropping the entire building on the two. Saxton hale gets out of the destroyed building and he laughs.
O'malley laughs getting up from the building.
The two look at each other and Saxton hale grabs a steel beam from the destroyed building.
Saxton hale swings the steel beam at O'malley and the beam hits him denting O'malleys armor and the steel beam.
O'malley laughs.
O'malley: This has been fun but this is going to be the end.
Saxton Hale: Ditto
The two run at each other and they punch each other. The two get knocked back when they get hit.
Saxton hale starts to walk away.
O'malley: Out of fight eh?
Saxton hale: No but you are already dead.
O'malley: What?
Docs body explodes and O'malley floats off as a AI.
Donut walks around and he is stopped by Blake.
Blake: I though we where going to fight red guys but i guess pink is a type of red.
Donut: It is lightish red.
Blake looks confused at Donut before pulling out her gambol shroud.
Donut smacks Blake away and he pulls out his assault rifle.
Blake runs at Donut and Donut shoots at her.
As Blake gets closer she starts to block the bullets.
Blake kicks Donut away and she shoots at Donut.
Donut quickly dodges the bullet and he shoots at Blakes feet.
Blake jumps and she lands in front of Donut.
Donut trys to punch Blake but she dodges slashing at Donut scratching his armor.
Blake kick Donut away and he kicks and she shoots at him.
Donut takes some hits but he manages to get behind a building before any major damage could happen.
Blake walks over to Donut.
Donut runs out of cover and he shoots at Blake with his magnum.
Blake blocks the bullets with her aura shooting at Donut.
The two shoot at each other with their bullets hitting each other .
Donut runs at Blake still shooting and he kicks Blake.
Blake falls back and she flips up.
Donut looks in surprise and Blake runs at Donut.
Blake charges at Donut and she slashes at him cutting through his armor a bit.
Donut jumps back and he shoots at Blake with his assault rifle.
Blake blocks the bullets and she slashes at Donut knocking him back and into a storage building.
Donut shoots out of the storage building trying to hit Blake.
Blake sighs and she cuts through the bullets running at Donut.
Donut runs deep into the storage building shooting behind him where he thinks she is.
Blake walks into the storage building and she turns on the lights looking for Donut.
Donut hides behind boxes trying to avoid Blake.
Blake looks around in the storage building.
Donut sneaks behind Blake and he aims his assault rifle at Blake.
Blake smerks and she pretends to not notice Donut.
Donut shoots at Blake and blake makes a rock clone to block the bullets.
Blake jumps over her rock clone and Donut aiming her own gun at Donut.
Donut looks at the two Blakes.
Blake shoots at Donut and he is able to dodge and get behind a box.
Donut opens the box and a plasma grenade rolls into his hand.
Blake walks behind Donut and she slashes at Donut.
Donut jumps out of the way and he tosses the plasma grenade at Blake.
Blake feels the plasma grenade and it explodes causing a chain reaction of explosions.
To Donuts surprise every box was pull of Plasma grenades.
The explosion blows up the entire building knocking other buildings over and killing the two.
All of the fighters remaining are shook from the explosion.
Sarge runs off to the destroyed storage building and he falls to his knees when he sees a pink dented helmet.
Sarge: No! He was so young!
Sarge gets up and he shrugs kicking the helmet.
Sarge: Eh i never really cared for him anyways.
Miss Pauling watches the fighting then she sees Carolina running at her.
Carolina: Church do a scan on her.
Church: Sure thing.
Church Scans Miss Pauling
Church: She seems to b-
Church is interrupted when Carolina gets hit by Nora and her hammer.
Carolina goes flying into a building.
Church: Carolina you okay?
Carolina: She came out of no where.
Nora jumps over to Carolina trying to smash Carolina.
Carolina moves out of the way and swings at Nora with a gravity hammer.
Nora blocks the attack and she swings at Carolina's head.
Carolina dodges the swing,
Carolina: Church scan!
Church: I see hyperactivity and some kind of aura.
Carolina jumps up and she shoots at Nora with her magnum.
Carolina: Aura?
Nora blocks the bullets with her aura.
Carolina continues to shoot.
Church: The Aura seems to block bullets and heal her.
Nora runs at Carolina smacking her through a wall.
Carolina gets up and she tosses her magnum at Nora and Nora smashes the magnum.
Church: any enhancements?
Nora runs at Carolina
Carolina: Shield!
Church forms a shield around Carolina.
Church: Healing as well?
Nora smashes her hammer against the shield shooting it with grenades as well.
Carolina: Not yet.
Church: The shield is taking heavy damage.
Nora smashes the shield and Carolina tackles Nora.
Carolina punches Nora.
Nora kicks Carolina off of her and she shoots Carolina with her grenades.
Carolina rolls away from the grenades and she shoots at Nora with he assault rifle.
Nora blocks the bullets with her aura.
Carolina: Damn it!
Church: continue attacking it seems to be draining her aura.
Nora punches a electrical box near by getting a power boost.
Carolina: Church?
Church: She might of gotten a power boost from electricity.
Nora rushes past Carolina and she smacks Carolina through a building.
Carolina slowly stands up.
Carolina: Church....upgrades....
Church: Which one?
Nora runs at Carolina.
Carolina: All of them.
Church: Not again.
Nora goes to smash Carolinas head but she quickly gets up and runs behind her.
Carolina smashes Noras side with her gravity hammer.
As Nora goes flying Carolina runs to where she is going to be and smacks her through a few buildings just before powering down.
Church: Lets.....not do that again.
Carolina: Sure
Nora slowly gets up and she looks at Carolina.
Carolina shoots at Nora.
Church: Yeah her aura is almost gone!
Nora runs at Carolina blocking some of the bullets using the rest of her aura to heal herself.
Carolina: How many bullets can she take?
Church: She seems to be healing from her aura using the rest of it,
Nora smacks Carolina into a wall.
Carolina trys to get out of the wall but she is stuck and stopped when Nora walks to Carolina.
Church floats in front of Nora.
Church: Hey hey hey! Hold up! I know you were about to smash her face in but let me say one thing before you do.
Carolina holds Noras hammer in grenade launcher form at Noras head.
Church: Oh! Son of a bitch!
Carolina shoots Nora blowing up her head.
Carolina: Church.....
Church: No action movies.
The two laugh as church turns on Carolinas healing unit.
O'malleys AI floats to the engineer and he sentrys. O'malley laughs floating into one of the sentrys.
The Engineer doesn't notice as O'malley shoots at nothing fooling the Engineer making him thinking its shooting at someone.
O'malley starts shooting at the teleportor.
The Engineer turns to the sentry.
O'malley starts to shoot at The Engineer shooting him with bullets and rockets.
The Engineer falls and dies after he presses a button blowing up the sentry O'malley is in.
O'malley: Damn it! not again!
The sniper stops his van near a empty area away from the fight.
Sniper: lets see how many of them i can pick off.
The sniper aims the Sidney sleeper at Sarge.
A bullet gets shot passes the snipers head only cutting his cheek.
Sniper: Bloody hell!
The Sniper looks at he sees Ruby on his van.
Sniper: How did you?
Ruby: Oh easy i fallowed you.
The Sniper pulls out his SMG and he shoots at Ruby.
Ruby jumps down from behind the snipers van.
The Sniper runs to where Ruby is but he is shocked when he doesn't see her but only a rose peddle.
Ruby quietly chuckles as she uses gravity dust to launch the snipers van into the sniper knocking the two away and into a building.
Ruby: i hope we don't get charged for property damage.
The Sniper spits out some blood and he tosses Jarate at Ruby.
Ruby shoots the jarate breaking it before it could hit her.
The Sniper shoots at Ruby but she dodges.
Ruby runs at the sniper cutting through his bullets.
The Sniper pulls out a machete and he slashes at Ruby,
Ruby blocks the attack and she kicks The Snipers legs.
The Sniper falls down and he tosses his machete at Ruby.
Ruby catches the machete.
Ruby: This is getting kinda sad now.
Ruby smashes her scythe near The Snipers head tossing the machete to the other side of the snipers head.
The Sniper trips Ruby grabbing his machete to cut Rubys arm as she falls.
Ruby lands on her chest and the sniper aims his sniper rifle at her head.
The Sniper: This has been a pain.
The sniper pulls on the trigger but Ruby goes into her rose peddle form to dodge the bullet and get behind the sniper.
Ruby kicks the sniper in the back and she uses her rose peddle form to fly into the air holding the sniper.
The Sniper looks down and he sees his far from the ground.
Ruby shoots at The Sniper with the fire dust catching the sniper on fire.
The Sniper: I'm on fire!
Ruby shoots the Sniper with electric dust shocking the sniper making him stop moving but he isnt dead.
The sniper trys to move but its useless when Ruby uses gravity dust to launch her and the sniper quickly to the dust.
The impact from the gravity dust easily breaks the snipers ribs making him spit blood into Rubys face.
Ruby: Gross!
Ruby slashes at the sniper and the two hit the ground with the sniper being cut in half.
Ruby: Glad thats over.
Ruby walks off and the camera looks at the snipers bloody and brused face with his eyes closed.
The sniper opens his eyes and he pulls out a pill of mann co pain killers taking them.
Ruby continues to walk off and the sniper grabs a near by sniper rifle aiming at her.
The sniper aims at Rubys head with a cracked scope.
The gun goes off and the bullet hits Rubys head but her aura blocks the damage.
Ruby turns to the sniper.
The sniper: shit....
Ruby walks over to the sniper and she kicks the sniper in the head before she shoots him in the head making sure he is dead.
Ruby: He sure was resilient.
Sky looks down at the dead frenchman and he looks as Sarge walks over to simmons.
Simmons is starting to choke on his words.
Simmons: G-grif?
Sarge: hes dead son.
Simmons: Sir forgive me for asking but do you...care?
Sagre: Nope hey lets kill that guy (Note: Sorry if im making sarge a little much on the mean factor)
Sarge points at Sky.
Sky holds his weapon at the two.
Simmons: Sure....
Sky runs at the two and Sarge shoots at him.
Simmons grabs Grifs magnum shooting at Sky.
Sarge shoots Skys legs but skys aura blocks the attacks.
Simmons is quickly out of ammo.
Simmons: Grif forgot the extra bullets!
Sarge smacks Sky with his shotgun and Simmons tosses the magnum at Sky.
Sky tanks the hit from sarge and he goes to cut off Sarges head.
The magnum hits skys head stunning him and allowing Sarge to shoot his head off.
Sarge: Aw the first guy was tougher to fight.
Caboose stumbles to the two but he is stopped when he is shot in the head by Ruby.
Church appears near ruby.
Church: Caboose! No!
Carolina turns visible behind Ruby.
Carolina: Damn it church!
Ruby turns around swinging her scythe hitting Carolina knocking her away.
The Heavy walks behind Ruby as he is getting head by the medic.
Heavy: Is the Uber ready doc?
Medic: It is fully charged!
The medic activates the ruby charge and the Heavy smashes Ruby with his frying pan knocking Ruby away.
The heavy pulls out sasha and he starts shooting at Ruby, Carolina, Simmons, and Sarge.
Ruby shoots at The heavy blocking the bullets with her aura.
Church turns on the bubble shield and starts to heal Carolina.
Church: Shit im sorry.
Carolian: ugh its...okay
Simmons and Sarge run off in different directions.
As the Uber charge turns off Lopez sneaks behind the two.
Lopez: (in subtitles) I, Lopez the heavy, is the ONLY heavy!
Lopez pulls out his mini gun shooting at the Medic and The Heavy laughing as The Medic and The Heavy try to stop him.
The heavy and The medic eventually die leaving Lopez covered in blood.
Saxton Hale: Saxton Hale!
Saxton hale runs around punching everyone before walking off.
Everyone explodes.
KO!
Saxton hale: See readers I am the winner.
A door opens with this playing ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3YL4gy9AQI&t= ) [the tank theme]
Saxton hale looks at the door and O'malley walks out in a robot body.
O'malley: You!
Saxton hale and O'malley run at each other and they throw a flurry of punches at each other. Each punch is connecting with the others fist.
The impact of their attacks knock down several buildings and launching the destroyed Sheila and warthog far away.
As the two continue punching a hole forms in the ground quickly becoming a crater.
Saxton Hale headbutts O'malley but O'malley retaliates with a swift kick in the chest.
As the damage around them gets more severe the more brutal their hits get as Saxton hale kicks O'malley denting him.
O'malley smashes his head into Saxton hales head crushing his skull making his nose bleed.
With one punch to the chin by O'malley Saxton hale goes flying into the air.
Saxton hale eventually falls turning the waist land they were fighting into a hole in the middle of nowhere.
O'malley: Now it is you who is already dead!
Saxton Hale: Really well if you call that a punch i should go back to fighting mice!
the two sit in silence with nothing happening besides the dust flowing around by the wind and a random tumbleweed rolling by.
Saxton hale: How am i already dead?
O'malley: Just wait for it.
Saxton hale gets up looking pissed off.
Saxton hale: Im not waiting to "Die" from someone like you! You can barely throw a punch maybe i should hold back more to make it fair!
O'malley stomps up to Saxton Hale.
O'malley: You want to say that again!
Saxton hale: You! Hit! Like! A! Rat!
O'malley shoots Saxton hale with a rocket launcher killing the Australian.
As O'malley walks out of the hole he sees Miss Pauling running at him with a shovel.
O'malley watches as Miss Pauling trys to harm him with a shovel.
O'malley: this is just....sad
O'malley blows up Miss Pauling with the rocket launcher and he walks off.
KOS![]
It shows O'malley walking through a portal through time with everyone else dead in the background.
Reason[]
Boomstick: My god!
Wiz: This was a pain to reserch but it is over.
Boomstick: And we got to explain it?
Wiz: Kinda lets split the catagorys.
Strength: RVB
Carolina (with power boost) is better then everyone on teh rvb team. Weiss summons might be equal to the rvb team. The Other RWBY Characters. Saxton hale in his prime is stronger then the TF2 team. Everyone else in TF2 is probably stronger then Miss Pauling or at most equal.
RVB: MCB strength
RWBY summons: I think i saw a calc for them at MCB
RWBY Characters: Large building
TF2 Characters: Small Building.
Speed: RWBY
Carolina can stop time with Church. Scout with Bonk atomic punch is fast. Team RWBY have really fast bullet speed. team RVB have missle dodging feats. TF2 has bullet feats.
RVB: ?Carolina can stop time.
RWBY: Hypersonic.
TF2: Subsonic with most characters. Supersonic with scout and probably saxton hale. Massively hypersonic with Bonk atomic punch.
Durability: RVB
Carolina has her shield. The RVB verse is as strong as their strength and thats the same for everyone else.
RVB: MCB
RWBY: Large building
TF2: Small building.
Weapons: TF2
TF2 has just lots of weapons tbh.
Weakness: RVB
The more experiance with the RVB team is great with the unixperiance of team RWBY. The same could be said with TF2 experiance with RWBY.
Team RVB doesnt work well with each other sometimes but they have worked with each other a lot when the time comes but when they doesn't its a hiderance.
DUMB WEAKNESS: Zhanna missing an arm would activate Yangs PTSD.
the fighting would affect Washingtons PTSD.
Grif is just lazy so he doesn't fight as well as the others.
Rubys silver eyes wouldn't kill the RVB team and it would put her in a comma.
OTHER STUFF.
The time portal guns the RVB chachers have would screw over the others but they don't use it for fighting much.
TF2 characters has attacks that could cut through the RVB's bullet resistance and explosion resistance armor.
The RVB team has armor piecing bullets which makes armor mostly useless and it could go through RWBYs aura but probably not.
RWBY characters have the elemental manipulation and they are faster.
Pyrrhas sembiance would mess up everyone as almost everyone has metalish weapons or armor.
Snipers Jarate would confuse everyone or put them in a minor paralasis.
Vehicals (For fun): RVB
TF2 has just vans.
RWBY only has a motarcycle
RVB has 3 vheicals that can do major damage.
Winner: RVB with Strength, Durability, Hax, and slightly speed with Carolina.
Next time[]
Goro Majima vs Kurtis Stryker