Red VS Flippy! These two are the most popular characters created by Mondomedia!
Who will be victorius?
Introduction[]
Wiz: Internet series, they have been around since the early 2000's.
Boomstick: And you can bet your ass these two are the most famous from Mondomedia studios!
Wiz: Like Red, the Terminate-her from Dick Figures.
Boomstick: And Flippy, the anthro bear with a killer instinct. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Red[]
Wiz: The world of Dick Figures is well... weird.
Boomstick: There's lot of bizarre stuff in there, like a early 2000's meme person or a fricking guy who has to insult everytime he talks.
Wiz: But in this world one day something fell from the space and was someone that would change that world as they know it. He's name is Red.
Boomstick: So... is he supposed to be an alien or somethin'?
Wiz: Well, the creators have confirmed that Red isn't from Earth but he was somewhere in space.
Boomstick: Looks like me.
Wiz: Since the day Red came to Earth he made best friends with Blue, and started, well, bullying Blue.
Boomstick: Reminds me of that time I was making fun of you because you had a robotic hand... Robocop.
Wiz: Uuuugh...
Boomstick: Anyway, Red one of the most powerful characters in all of Dick Figures.
Real Name: Redward (For short Red)
Age: ??? (Probably 20 - 22)
Blue's Best Friend
Came from the Space
Wiz: Red has a dumb but effective fighting style, he can literally take a fight to probably 50 v 1 and still win, since he has a great fighting style that somehow makes him hard to hit.
Boomstick: He has a lot of skills to use in combat, he seems to have some ninja fighting style, and all superhuman things, like resistance, durability and reactions! Like really, how do you dodge a minigun firing at ya?!
Wiz: This makes Red a fearable target, he also wields a Katana which he once used to kill a whole church.
Weapons & Skills
Superhuman Resistance, Durability and Reactions
Ninja Fighting Style
Amazing Fighting Skills
Katana
Wiz: Red has done a lot of things that are very, very impressive.
Boomstick: He once survived a fall from a plane without a parachute, he won Flame War, survived a cannon fight, Tricked Butt genie and MORE!
Wiz: Yes this is pretty impressive from someone that has dealt with things like this his whole life, however, Red's worst flaw his himself and his stupidity. He once couldn't open a bag of chips and he got trapped inside a snowman corpse and also he is a dick and doesn't take anything seriously.
Boomstick: But when you have a lot of strengths this should be a piece of cake for our red stick.
Red: If you're happy and you know it? Suck my dick!
Flippy[]
Wiz: Happy Tree Friends, the show that traumatized you with little animals being dismembered...
Boomstick: JESUS.
Wiz: The animals in Happy Tree Friends go from a candy loving squirrel to a blind mole. B oomstick: But one of the most brutal of these is... Flippy.
Name: Flippy
Age: 37
Height: 3' 2
Species: Bear
Fought In Vietnam for 5 years
Wiz: You see, he may seem like a good guy when you first see him, but you don't want to find out what's beneath that personality. Flippy fought in Vietnam for 5 years, and in one of his missions he had to go kill the general of an enemy base, he went with two of his former friends, Sneaky and Mouse Ka-Boom.
Boomstick: Mouse Ka-Boom and I could get along!
Wiz: Flippy failed to kill the general with a plan that is stupid enough to obviously not work, he brought in pizza to the base and... threw a pizza slice at the general's face.
Boomstick: How dumb is that?
Wiz: Well, he had to get the general's head with a knife buuut...
Boomstick: Whatever, then he ran outta the base and he accidentally killed Sneaky.
Wiz: And also Mouse Ka-Boom.
Boomstick: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Wiz: Flippy then had to hide INSIDE his friend Sneaky's dead body.
Boomstick: Uuugh...
Wiz: And when the general came with his soldiers, Flippy's second personality was born, Fliqpy. And he brutally murdered the general and his soldiers.
Boomstick: Goddamit! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?
Wiz: This second personality only appears when Flippy remembers something traumatic that happened during his war events and Fliqpy only stops when his murdering attemps are a success.
Boomstick: I think I'm gonna puke... from just thinking about it... ahg...
Wiz: He has a great ammount of skills while being in combat, remember he fought in Vietnam for 5 years. And he also wields a knife which is actually pretty common but don't let it fool you, he can do all sort of brutal things with it.
Skills & Weapons:
Knife
Super strength
Moves faster than the eye
Super durability
Very agile
Wiz: He has done amazing feats.
Boomstick: He carried an elephant?! And he also... this bear's is strong... why don't you see the feat list? It's really too much!
Feats:
Has a kill count of 150.
Trained by US army special forces and fought in the weaponized animal Regiment. (W.A.R)
Defeated an army of his own clones.
Outmatched his alter ego Flipqy in hand to hand combat.
Escaped from a Vietnam prison camp.
Survived having his head blown apart.
Wiz: Although Flippy and Fliqpy are very strong he is just as fragile as any other Happy Tree Friends character, and he is mentally unstable.
Boomstick: But I'm sure he will make himself a fricking bloodbath!
Interlude[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are all set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!!!!
Fight[]
Red and Blue are hanging out, they are having a good time until they cross a bar.
Red: Oh Blue! Let's get some beer and bitches.
Blue: I dunno Red, what if a green bear with traumas sees you and tries to murder you?
Red: You're imagining things... LET'S GO FOR THE BEERS!!! ...also you pay. Blue: Uuugh.
2 Hours later Red: Hey Blue, look at this, I'm gonna get this gurl.
Red gets close a woman.
Red: Hey babe, are you from the sky? Because there isn't any hell in your eyes!
Red said that while he was doing two pistols with his fingers in a flirting way. Flippy was outside the bar and he saw this and started having memories about Vietnam, he comes in by the backdoor that leads to the kitchen and...
1 hour later Red and Blue are outside the bar.
Red: I didn't get the chick...
Blue: Let it go...
The bar blows up.
Red: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Flippy comes out of the explosion and sees Red and Blue.
Red: Blue! Get outta here!
Blue: Are you... caring for me?
Red: NO! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO PAY! Blue: THE BAR IS GONE DUDE!
Red: SHUT UP AND GO! I'll handle this...
Flippy prepares his knife.
F I G H T !
Red dashes at Flippy and hits him in the face 10 times, Flippy stops Red and slices him with his knife.
Red: Ow! Hey! I though we were gonna play fair and square!
Flippy starts attacking Red but this one dodges every attack while moving backwards.
Red: OK SORRY SORRY!
Flippy grabs Red by the neck and throws him away.
Red gets up and rushes at Flippy. Flippy tries to kick him but it is useless and Red starts hitting Flippy with a combo.
Red: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Flippy grunts and attacks Red with several slashes. Red stops the knife attack and grabs Flippy by the neck.
Red: Y'know, you're cute, but also a dumbass.
Red does a high jump while lifting Flippy and then starts falling with Flippy. Eventually Flippy gains the upper hand and kicks Red away so he can land on him.
Red then falls down but survives.
Red: C'mon that ain't hurting!
Flippy falls over Red.
Red: Ok... maybe that hurts...
Flippy starts punching Red while he is down, but Red grabs one of Flippy's hands and gets up while he takes Flippy to the ground to get him up again and put him in a dance position.
Red: Ok M'lady! Let's dance!
Red starts "dancing" with Flippy, doing dance moves while Flippy is trying to defend himself but Red is hitting him in each dance move he does. Red punches Flippy away.
Red: AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE! Thank you and come back tomorro-
Flippy cuts Red in the chest and then starts slashing him.
Red: Agh! Oh please, you could've just said you didn't like the class lessons.
Red hits Flippy with a ninja-style combo.
Red: Like Jesus would!
Red throws Flippy inside the destroyed bar where a fire is going on.
Red: Bye bye green-goo.
Flippy survives a bit of damage fire and puts it out, then he sees a small gas tank and grabs it.
Red is walking away, but Flippy comes out of the destroyed bar and throws the gas tank at Red hitting him in the legs.
Red: OW! HEY- This sucks...
Flippy throws the knife at the gas tank, cutting it perfectly, Red was about to run but the gas tank exploded, blowing him away.
Red: WOAAAAAH!
Red falls on a bridge.
Red: G-goddamn...
Flippy comes to face Red once more with his knife.
Red: Oh great! Now you are here to finish me off? That's a fucking cliche yo!
Flippy dashes at Red, cutting Red's left arm off.
Red: AAAAGHH!!
Red takes out his Katana.
Red: We are finishing this... RIGHT NOW!
Flippy rushes at Red, but this one kicks him the NUTS.
Red: HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?!
Red stabs Flippy in the gut and jumps really high while carrying Flippy with the Kitana, Red then kicks Flippy out of the Kitana and start fighting in the air.
Red and Flippy have a knife vs Kitana battle in the air, there are various clashes between the two weapons.
Flippy eventually gets above Red and he is about to stab him with his Knife in the chest, but Red is fast enough to cut both Flippy's hands and leaving him with his arm bones to keep fighting. Flippy stabs Red with his arm bones, they're about to touch the ground, but then Red swings his Kitana right between Flippy's jaw and upper head.
Red: OPEN WIDE MOTHERFUCKER!
Red then cuts Flippy's head in two and falls, but survives.
Red gets up.
Blue: RED! I SAW ALL! MAN THAT WAS EPIC!
Red: I know, cuz I'm awesome!
K . O !
Results[]
Boomstick: Look's like today we are eating a bear. But I thought Flippy was more skilled than Red.
Wiz: Well, although he was let's remember that Red had fighting skills since child and Flippy is mentally unstable this basically means that Red may be an asshole but he knows when to attack while Flippy decides to go for the attack at once.
Boomstick: Flippy may have lifted an elephant but he gets fooled by one of the dumbest characters in Happy Tree Friends, Lumpy. You could say that Flippy is with all his former soldier companions now!
Wiz: The winner is Red.
NEXT TIME[]
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