SPOLIERS FROM THE VIDEO GAMES Source Material: "Ratchet and Clank games" and "Destroy all Humans games".
Introduction[]
Ratchet, the Lombax commando armed to the teeth
and
Crypto, the 139th Furon clone ready to DESTROY
In the vast universe, where danger is in every corner of the galaxy. Its very important that you're prepare for anything. And these two have the literal arsenal to go into galactic wars.
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Ratchet rips DEATH BATTLE a new one[]
In the Solona galaxy on the planet Veldin, a loan Lombax looks up into the stars dreaming of adventure and getting off the boring rock and just go exploring. Little did he expect fate to come crashing down in the form of a square lunch box. The robot tells the Lombax that the galaxy is in danger and they need to go on a heroes journey to save everyone! But he didn't really care and was just dragged into this mess and ended up saving the entire galaxy from destruction. And if it wasn't enough, he saved two other galaxies with the help of his robotic friend. They're the dynamic cosmic commando superheroes, Ratchet and Clank. But on his own, Ratchet is a one Lombax army.
After an epic adventure saving his galaxy and home planet from a corrupted businessman bent on planetary destruction, Ratchet began his road to becoming the universes greatest fuzzy space warrior. With specialize commando training in Martials Arts, Heavy Weaponry, Stealth, Ballroom Dancing and Origami. In the matter of weeks, Ratchet was a refined hero even greater than the ones in his universe such as Captain Hero who can survive the depths of space and knock down 10 ton doors. With his trusty Omniwrench which can extend itself to turn any crane or bolt. But Ratchet needed more than training and his gifted mechanical ingenuity. Which is why he's packed up in the arsenal with hundreds of different kinds of weapons.
Through out his life he's got quite the arsenal on hand and each one has their unique properties. He's got the combustion pistol firing bolts of plasma, fusion grenades blasting large enemies to bits, and a Fusion Rifle that can snipe enemies 200 meters away in a fiery explosion. Ratchet has weapons that can manipulate the forces of nature, has so many missile launchers, call help from "Mr. Zurkon", set up mini turrets, or homing land mines. He can also force his enemies to dance against their will with the Disco Glove. Where his enemies dance helplessly to some "groovy" beats while Ratchet blows them away. And should he need some real fire power, Ratchet has his strongest weapon. Coming from eight versions with the same name, guaranteed to Rip You A New One
The RYNO 8 is the latest most powerful weapon in the universe. While it doesn't have a kick ass soundtrack to play while Ratchet mow's down his enemies, it literally summons objects and people from alternate universes to come crashing down onto enemies in a flashy easter egg explosion. And even though Clank is going to carry his partner, Ratchet also carries useful gadgets on him. His Grind Boots for transportation on grind rails, Gravity Boots to walk on walls and defy gravity, Glide Boots which boosts Ratchets speed and hovers, giving him the ability to traverse terrains without having to walk everywhere. The hypershot is a wrist mounted laser that hooks for Ratchet to swing over large gaps.
Armor
- Shield Charger
- Lombax Praetorian Armor
- Infernox Armor
Though his massive arsenal on hand, Ratchet doesn't go guns blazing into battle; though he has, without a good suit of armor on hand. He wears the Lombax Praetorian Armor, this suit made by his kind reduces 20% damage from enemies and returns the same back at the enemies. But his strongest suit doubles as a power up, the Infernox Armor is made of Carbonox alloy that uses both Nanotech and Metal to reduce 80% damage with an added hellfire protection. Making this Lombax a mini Doom Slayer. And just for extra protection, Ratchet has a dome shield barrier he can use to protect him from all attacks until it depletes.
Ratchet uses his weapons to save the universe on various occasions from normal threats to multiverse gods bent on galactic genocide. He's fought in many gladiator arena's though he had help, the one Ratchet did without Clank on his back was Dreadzone. An illegal underground battle ring that spans the fights to 12 different planets. He's fast enough to dodge lasers at point blank, hell he's fast enough to dodge meteors thrown at him. And one time he even took a trip on an asteroid crashing landing on a nearby planet, and he was perfectly fine. Ratchet fought against strong opponents such as the War Grok and Captain Qwark, and fought in various wars in different galaxies. Not even on land, he's fought star ships in both the sky and space.
Aphelion
- Lombax refurbished ship
- Capable interstellar travel (800 cubits in seconds)
- Ship Tether and Thermal Scanner
- Durable enough to withstand a blackhole
- Weapons and Shield:
- Rapid Fire Cannons
- Swarm Rockets
- Pulse Cannons
- Dual Zoni Blasters
- Proton Cutters
- Plasma Torpedos
- Quantum Reflector- Reflects all enemies weapons
Ratchet has piloted various ships in his life, but he'll be piloting his most unique ship "Aphelion". This ship has its onboard AI, and despite its age has the lightspeed travel to warp through various galaxies in seconds and even survive the trip inside of a blackhole. And thanks to the upgrade from the "Zoni", lil time guardians, the Ship has Quantum Reflector to bounce off all projectiles, plasma blasters and lasers to cut through asteroids, homing missiles, swarm missiles, and a ship tether to hull star ships to repair depots. In his ship, Ratchet has faced off against Dr. Nefarious armies, pirates and even robotic Valkyries and their fleets of battle ships.
Feats
- Survived many crash landings, including riding an asteroid
- Dodged laser blast at close ranged
- Fought in various gladiator arenas including Dreadzone
- Downed a Skyscraper-size alien
- Saved three galaxies from universal conquest/ destruction
- Defeated Dr. Nefarious, Chairman Drek, Alister Azimuth and Captain Qwark
- Saved the Multiverse
Saving three galaxies may sound like an upside for the lone Lombax, but being the only one of his kind and facing the reality that his race basically ran away from a threat too great for any universe to deal with. It turned the cocky, aggressive engineer into a cold and distant solider who just can't catch a break. Also he technically died canonically in an alternate timeline. The games sure got pretty depressing in the Future trilogy, but Ratchet will be fine. As long he's got his best friend Clank on his back, he'll be ready for anything. But if you try to attack his home, galaxy or his friends, better protect your arsenal cuz Ratchet is going commando and has the literal fire power to take you down.
Crypto DESTROYS DEATH BATTLE!![]
Have you ever gazed upon the night sky and ever wonder the possibilities of life on other planets? What marvelous beings may exist out there, extending their hands in friendship, awaiting when we humans take our first tentative steps into space? What glorious tales will be told on that day when we make our first contact from beyond the stars! Or they'll just invade our home planet and harvest our brains in order to thrive their race. And our destroyer will be the terrifying little green spaceman, Crypto- "AHHHH" (Blaster sound effect)
(Line from Destroy all Humans, "I...Am Not...Green")
In the depths of space, the glorious empire of the planet Furon have conqueror and subjected thousands of worlds with their vase and destructive warriors. The sole goal to farm alien species and harvest pure Furon DNA in order to keep their species alive for millennia. However during an investigation by the brains of the empire "Orthopox 13" on a foreign world that is said to hold large quantities of their DNA, something went wrong when his warrior "Cryptosporium 136" is captured by these dirty monkies. So the mission is on to travel to this planet Earth, harvest human DNA and DESTROY ALL HUMANS!!! With the help and destructive nature of their greatest Furon Warrior, Cryptosporium 137.
Yeah now is the good time to mentioned that the Furon race has a funny way of cheating death. They use their memories and the DNA harvested from humans because we are the closest to their species by the molecular biology. In the game universe, Crypto has been clone about 139 times so we will be focused on the latest clone. Despite the time period and weapons, they're all the same Crypto...except now the little furon has a strange mutation simply known as, the Package. Despite the crudeness of his attitude, Crypto is a sociopathic killer who loves two things in life, kicking ass and taking brains. And he's got the literal firepower to back him up.
His primary weapons is the "Zap-O Matic", a rifle that fires bolts of electricity capable of chain-frying multiple humans in seconds. His "Disintegrator Ray" fires a trio of anti-matter balls guaranteed you won't escape until you're vaporize. Should Crypto meet big opponents like tanks or mechanized suits, or if he just wants to blow more shit up, he pulls out the "Ion Detonator" a grenade launcher that obliterates 50 meters in its era leaving nothing but smoldering ruins. And to follow the traditional invading aliens from the classic 50s, Crypto holds the Orthopox AP-77 "Anal Probe". The latest weapon for all those butt clenching nights. As the name states, this gun fires homing probes up the rectum of the human and enough of the charge will cause the human to suffer irritable bowel syndrome followed by heads exploding and leaving the delicious DNA for harvest.
Please let me die any other way than that, fortunately Crypto has more in his arsenal for his destructive nature. The "Dislocator" fires hovering disks that can carry people and vehicles smashing them all over the place. Similar to his "Superballer" which just unleashes a 70's bouncy ball smashing everything in its way. His "Meteor Strike" is the holy weapon of mass destruction, this weapon sends a homing call for an asteroid storm followed by a planetoid to cause causalities killing thousands and even taking on a Kaiju, but we'll come to that later. Crypto also has a shrink ray, zombie gun to zombify humans, and a mech suit to smash buildings with his "Big Willy".
In case Crypto needs help on the battlefield, he can call in the ancient "Burrow Beast" tunnel underground, planet the carnivorous Plant monster from Venus, or unleash the motherships hologram janitor "Gastro" to mow down humans in a blind rage for getting blown up. And his most powerful weapon on hand, the "Blackhole Gun", and yes it does exactly what the name suggests. Summoning a singularity that swallows up entire cities, armies and possible worlds if put in the wrong hands...whoops. Crypto also has on hand his Jetpack giving him maneuverability over any terrain in his environment, even reaching 10 storeys in the air before losing its charge. Combine it with his Dash shoes, Crypto can even hover above the ground increasing his speed. And his shield generator gives him defense over any weapons from the Tank shell of 100kg tnt to the destruction of his Saucer by a man made telsa coil. And should Crypto get surrounded by overwhelming odds and loose his weapons, he can use his head and literally blow your mind or throw you miles away.
Psychokinesis (PK)
- Telekinesis
- Cortex Scan - Telepathy
- Transmogify - Transforms objects and vehicles into ammunition
- Brain Extract
- PK Magnet
- Hypnosis
- Follow or Forget
- Protect
- Free Love - Forces everyone to dance on command
- Body Snatch
- Mind Flash - Wipes the entire planets memory for a short time
- Temporal Fist - Stops time leaving only Crypto's PK abilities and Ion Detonator uneffected
Furons have the ability to move objects or read minds with "Psychokinesis", an ancient Furon ability that's only been seen used by Furon warriors such as Crypto. But he takes his ability a step further into the absurd. Crypto can use his mind to extract human brains, hypnotize them against their will to either forget, fight for him or get down and groovy with "Free Love". As mentioned before, Crypto can transmogrify large objects into ammunition from small trash cans to large tanks in seconds. He can also turn a person into a living magnet and have them crushed by literally everything. And after the mothership was destroyed and his Holobob with it, he can invade human body's and take over them for a short time.
Should the conflict be too much for Crypto, he can pull a Men in Black and "Mind Flash" the entire world freezing them completely and forget why they're so alerted. As long they're not too aggressive, the Mind Flash can affect the entire planet. Though it'll drain his PK meter leaving him without his mind powers, but a good human brain will fill him right up. But his strongest PK move puts all to shame as it effects time itself, the "Temporal Fist". This ability was taught to him by the master, an ancient Furon who should Crypto that while all of time is frozen, he remains unaffected except for his weapons. Only his PK and Ion Detonator remain available, but like his Mind Flash it also drains his PK meter completely. But he wouldn't be an invading alien if he didn't have a spaceship, or rather his Saucer.
Crypto's Saucer
- Capable of Interstellar travel (25% speed of light)
- Cloaking and Shield Generator
- Abducto Beam
- Drain for repair and Transmogrify for ammunition
- Gene blender
- Navi-Com- Scans the entire planet and area of hostile threats
- Death Ray
- Sonic Boom
- Quantum Deconstructor
- Anti-Gravity Field
- Electric Cone
- Seeker Dones
- Plasma Cannon
- Tornadoatron
Crypto's Saucer has the typical mechanics of an invaders needs. A stealth-mode and shield generator to make abducting humans easier for blending their genectics. A navi-com to scan the area of threats and traveling across the world and even to the moon in seconds. Scaling from the distance and time it took, Crypto's Saucer moved 25% the speed of light, capable of interstellar travels.
Feats
- DESTROYED thousands of HUMANS
- Ran as president for 10 years
- Caught a missile 82 m/s
- Telekinetically launched a 50 ton tank
- Survived his Saucer crash
- Downed the Kaiju size Blisk Mutant
- Defeated the 50 ft Roboprez, Silhouette, Milenkov, and Emperor Meningitis
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE[]
K.O.[]
Ratchet
- + More Agile
- + Smarter and More Aggressive
- = Destructive Weapons
- - No defense over PK
Crypto
- + Years of Experience
- + Higher Body Count
- = Destructive Weapons
- - Limited PK
If Ratchet wins
If Crypto wins
Trivia[]
- This an adopted death battle thats been waiting for adoption for years. I wanted to do this and found it so I'm happy to carry on with this death battle.
- Similarities
- They're both small aliens in their universes carrying big ass compensating weapons
- Their weapons are the real stars of their games
- Survived same explosions and crash landings
- Weapons in lore can destroy planets or punch holes in space and time
- Fought against universal threats
- The Soundtrack will be techno punk rock, either named, "Tools to DESTROY", "DESTROY ALL LOMBAXES", "Tiny Commandos" or "PROBE YOUR ARSENAL"
- Animation should use their current 3D models and the battle will take place in space and above the planet Mukow