Ramarak vs Lizzie (Rampage 2018)[]
Description[]
Kong: Skull Island vs Rampage 2018, two Carnivorous Reptiles that only have a desire to devour anything, even if it means killing a giant Ape in order to do it, who will devour the other Devourer?, Ramarak, Skull Island’s Apex Predator, or Lizzie the Mutated Armored Reptile.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Whenever you see a Reptile, you'd first think is a Scaly Cold-Blooded Animal, but-
Boomstick: In Sci-fi and Fantasy, they're Giant Man-Eating Reptilian Monsters that devour anything they'll see!
Wiz: Like Ramarak, The Alpha Skull Crawler of Skull Island.
Boomstick: And Lizzie, Rampage's Mutated Lizard, or Crocodile in this case!, he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who will win, a Death Battle!
Ramarak[]
Wiz: The Year was 1973, it was during the Vietnam War, people back then were aiming for peace, though, others had a bigger goal.
Boomstick: Yep, a certain agency; cough! cough! Monarch!, had hired a team of soldiers lead by Nick Fury, a Loki tracker, and a Captain Marvel photographer to head to an island like no other, Skull Island, and it turned out to be a grave mistake for our heroes!
Wiz: Boomstick...they're just actors...they're not actually called that outside Marvel Movies...
Boomstick: MARVEL FOR THE WIN!
Wiz: Anyway, Skull Island is isolated from the world by storms, and it is inhabited by the most unique and bizarre fauna.
Boomstick: Yep, You've got Giant Monkeys, Spiders, Buffalo that like to submerge themselves underwater, it's basically if Madagascar had large Monsters as it's inhabitants.
Wiz: But the most ravenous of them all, was the Skull Faced Apex Predator, the Halakrah, Titanus: Cranium Reptant, or what the stranded WWII Soldier Hank Marlow called them.
Boomstick: The Skullcrawler!
Wiz: The Skullcrawler is a predatory two-legged serpent, that terrorizes Skull Island for one reason only.
Boomstick: To Devour ANYTHING AND ANYONE THAT DARES CROSSES IT'S PATH!
Wiz: The Iwi tribe lived in fear of these creatures, until the Kongs arrived to fight off the Ravenous Lizards.
Boomstick: But overtime, the war between the Kongs and Skullcrawlers were eventually cut down to the last of their kind, one being Kong, the King of Skull Island.
Wiz: And several other small Halakrah, and the biggest one of them all, Ramarak, the Alpha Skullcrawler!
Boomstick: Jesus, if you think the smaller ones are bad, then you truly haven't met the one who killed Kong's Parents!
Wiz: A juvenile Skullcrawler is about roughly 11 Meters, Ramarak reaches 20 meters tall, both are smaller than Kong, but still a formidable foe.
Boomstick: Yeah, these guys are no slouch, they use their forelimbs to chase down prey, and are agile enough to move around larger animals such as Kong, and can even grasp them with their claws as well!
Wiz: The Skullcrawler is also equipped with a prehensile tail that can wrap around it's foes, and can even be used to tail-whack as well.
Boomstick: Like any predator, that have sharp serrated jaws that can tear flesh whenever they pull back from their bite, and can even grip onto creatures and not let go!
Wiz: But the most bizarre thing about them is their prehensile tongue, it can be used to grasp prey and pull it into the jaws of the Halakrah.
Boomstick: Boy, these creature are almost nature's perfect killing machines!, they're the reason the Kongs are extinct, and all but one survivor of them had to be Kong himself!
Wiz: Indeed, Ramarak was a formidable enemy the adolescent Kong ever faced, it dodged the Apes attacks, and managed to bring him down to the ground and almost killed him.
Boomstick: Until plot armor gave Kong human help, and he armed himself with large boat propellers, and managed to stab Ramarak and even slitted the throat of the Two Armed Reptile, and it wasn't even down for the count!
Wiz: Yes, the Skull Devil managed to survive all that and attack Kong from behind, ignoring it's injures, and still tried to devour his human friends, until..it's weakness.
Boomstick: Yep, their prehensile tongue, while it is a good weapon at catching prey, it is connected to the intestines, so when Kong violently pulled the tongue out of Ramarak, he also disemboweled it, you could say the Skullcrawler had allot of GUTS to try and kill the King of Skull Island.
Wiz: Though it doesn't mean that it's the ONLY way to kill them, but despite that, the Skullcrawler is still a creature you should never underestimate.
Skullcrawler: GROOOOOOOOORNNNGK!
Lizzie[]
Wiz: Evolution, when an organism evolves into something even more to it's full potential, be it given the abilities to fly, swim, and even hunt.
Boomstick: Or you can get Mutated Sci-fi style, and become an Monstrous Creature bent on destruction!
Wiz: Dang it, I was just finishing up that explanation, anyways, it all started in a space station owned by a company called Energyne, it was during an experiment with the common test subject; a lab rat.
Boomstick: And it all worked out well....said no one EVER!
Wiz: The rat was genetically edited with the help of a pathogen, made with Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats, or CRISPER for short, however this was much more advance, and dangerous...
Boomstick: Yep, the rat mutated, and not the into the one to teach four turtles to become Ninjas, Oh no!, it turned into a Monster, you can't have an experiment without a freak accident!, Hell!, it cause so much bloodshed, and destruction, it blew up the entire space station, killing everyone in it.
Wiz: Though one crewmember managed to escape, though it didn't last long as the escape pod sustained too much damage and exploded, but before dying, she managed to grab just three samples of the pathogen, which were sent crashing down into earth separated.
Boomstick: Yep, One fell into the San Diego Zoo, where a certain Gorilla came in contact, the Next fell into the Wyoming forest, and that attracted the attention of a Wolf, and finally, the last one fell into the Everglades, which got devoured by an American Crocodile.
Wiz: and when they came in contact, all three animals became something more...
Boomstick: They turned into God Damn Monsters!, the Wrecking Crew!, George the Gorilla, Ralph the Wolf, and the most ferocious of them all!, Lizzie the Crocodile.
Wiz: Well, unlike their Game Counterparts, they are more accurate to real-like animals rather than anthropomorphic ones, but regardless, they're still a force to be reckoned with.
Boomstick: They've destroyed nearly everything in their path, tearing through armies!, shrugged off gunshots, and even explosions!
Wiz: After that, they climbed up the Chicago Tower to destroy the signal drawing them, and brought it down, with them crashing down with it, and they still managed to survive being crushed.
Boomstick: Yeah!, they rose back up to destroy once more!, well except for George, who happened to be cured of his anger thanks to his primatologist friend the Rock.
Wiz: and George had to help kill the two Monsters, Ralph was a slight challenge, but Lizzie was the deadliest one he had to be wary of.
Boomstick: Yep, you could mistake Lizzie to be like a Pseudo-Godzilla or even SCP-682, this 60 Meter Long Crocosaurus managed to tear through armies like they were nothing!, even jumped into the sky to chomp an assault jet and threw it against a building to cause more destruction!
Wiz: and when fighting George and Ralph, she used what every crocodile has, a bone-crushing bite!, crocodiles have an estimated bite force of 3700 PSI, and keep in mind, she is mutated, so her bite force must've been allot stronger than that, as she bit down on Ralph's, and tore it off with ease, and devoured the wolf's head, and did immense damage onto George, it's a wonder the gorilla didn't lose limbs after those bites.
Boomstick: If that's not enough, she is equipped with a large tail club, similar to that of an Ankylosaurus, and can use it to smash at her enemies like George, and whacked him to get impaled by a rebar pole!, man that Gorilla went through allot!
Wiz: Lizzie also has an insane durability, as she survived being crushed by a falling building, grenades being blown up inside her head thrown by David Okoye, and bullets and missiles launched by an Boeing AH-64 Apache to the face, and still managed to charged through to devour the primatologist.
Boomstick: That is until George managed to survived and used the SAME rebar pole he got impaled on to stab Lizzie through the eye, finally killing the crocodile.
Wiz: Though, that's not the only way to kill a Crocodile, they have soft underbellies and necks, with just a powerful attack aimed at there is enough to kill them almost instantly.
Boomstick: But besides all that, you don't want to mess with this crocodile!
Lizzie: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWHHHR!
The Start of the Fight[]
Wiz: Alright, the Reptilian Beasts are ready to, let's start this Brawl of Monsters, once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!
The Fight[]
On Skull Island
There it was, a herd of Sker Buffalo, was just grazing along the grasslands of Skull Island, just happily having a peaceful day..
though, that didn't last long,
SCRE-HE-HE-HE,
A low growl was heard, because hidden within the trees, was a large two-legged reptile, with bone markings, most notably the face, almost like it has a skull for a face,
It was Ramarak, the Skull Devil
GROOOOOOOOOOOOORNNNGK!
The Skull Devil roared and charged at the fleeing buffalo, it managed to chase down the largest of them,
The large Sker Buffalo ran until it saw a large lake, seeing it's chance, ran towards the edge of the water
The Skullcrawler's eyes widened and quickly launched it's prehensile tongue at it's prey,
Unbeknownst to them, the water started to bubble, and shook intensely,
The Sker Buffalo was about to get in the water until-
WRAP!
The prehensile tongue managed to catch it's prey, Ramarak was about to pull in, until-
SPLASH!
something gigantic rose from the water and-
CHOMP!
bit down on the buffalo, and devoured it instantly,
Ramarak was shocked, and managed to pull it's tongue back in this time, and got a good look at the one who ate the Buffalo
It was a large Crocodile, it has fins on the side of it's head, similar to the frills of an Axolotl, it's back-spikes were heavily armored, has tusks like that of an Elephant, and has a tail-club like an Ankylosaurus.
It was Lizzie, the Mutated American Crocodile
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWHHHR!
The Alpha Skullcrawler snarled, this Giant Crocodile dared steal it's prey, and now it will make this Aquatic Reptile prey,
Lizzie looked at Ramarak, she will love having this large serpent for a meal
FIGHT!
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNNNGK!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWHHHR!
Ramarak roared and charged at Lizzie, and leapt at her neck to try and make her bleed, unfortunately that was proven to be a mistake, as the Monstrous Crocodile saw the attack, and swung it's tail and-
WHACK!
Tail-whacked the Halakrah, sending it flying back, and crashing against a few trees, dazed, Ramarak tried to get up, but suddenly felt pain from his tail, and looked down and saw it was Lizzie!,
CHOMP!
TEAR!
The Monstrous Crocodile tore off the bit of the tail, and devoured it in her jaws, the Halakrah roared in pain, but Lizzie stomped forward and was about to bit down on the neck, until-
SLASH!
The Alpha Skullcrawler claw-slashed the Crocosaurus at the face, and then pushed her back with his forelimbs, and then raised it's head high and-
CHOMP!
bit down at one of Lizzie's Frill Fins, and tore them off, and devoured them as revenge for the tail, the Crocodile Monster snarled, and Ramarak tried to bite the neck, but was knocked back by her tail-club,
Lizzie turned around, and dove back into the water, Ramarak recovered, and went over to the edge of the lake, looking to see if the Aquatic Reptile was there, until-
SPLASH!
CHOMP!
The Crocodile launched out of the water, and bit down on the Skullcrawler's neck, and dragged it down underwater, Ramarak struggled to pry itself off of the Croc's jaws, but the Aquatic Reptile continued dragging him down underwater, at a desperate attempt to escape, Ramarak raised it's forelimb, and claw-slashed the Croc off it,
The Halakrah was free, and quickly swam up to the surface, and went back on land, the Crocodile snarled, and followed him back up as well.
Ramarak had to wait for the right time, and saw Lizzie splash out of the water, and charged straight at him, the Skullcrawler immediately leapt at her once more until-
WHACK!
It was tail-whacked by the Tail Club once more, the Skullcrawler tried to get back up, but was too late to see the raised tail-club and-
SMASH!
Ramarak's head got struck down by Lizzie's tail-club once more
KO!
The Crocodile has slayed the Skullcrawler, seeing that her enemy is dead, she roared victorious,
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWHHHR!
After that, Lizzie was about to devour the dead Cranium Reptant,
but then
SCREE-HE-HE-HE
It turned out, the Skullcrawler, was still alive!
GROOOOOOOOORNNNGK!
The Skullcrawler leapt at Lizzie and chomped down at her throat, and tackled her to the ground, as he towered over her, Ramarak was about to attack her, until-
WHACK!
He got tail-whacked off the Crocodile again...
The Cranium Reptant snarled, and looked at the tail-club of the Monstrous Crocodilian, and had an idea, instead of leaping at her, he waited for her to attack,
Lizzie charged at Ramarak, and swung her tail-club at the two-legged Serpent, though this time, the Halakrah dodged the attack, and-
WRAP!
Wrapped his prehensile tail around Lizzie's Tail-Club and then swung her and slammed her down to the ground, Ramarak then charged and
CHOMP!
Bit down on the tail-club of Lizzie,
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWHHHR!
The Crocodile roared in pain, tried to escape, but the Skullcrawler swung the Crocodile, and slammed her down multiple times, and then threw her down to the ground, and then bit down at the Tail-Club and tore it off!, making her roar in pain even more,
Lizzie stood back up, and turned around, and tried to bite at Ramarak, until-
BAM!
She got hit, by her own tail-club when it was thrown at her by the Skullcrawler,
The Monstrous Crocodile was dazed for a bit until-
GROOOOOOOOOOOORNNNGK!
The Halakrah roared and then leapt at her, and chomped down at her throat and tackled the Crocodilian down to the ground once more,
The Skullcrawler lifted it's head up and was about to bite again until-
CHOMP!
The Mutated Crocodile bit down at the Cranium Reptant's throat,
and that was the last straw
GROOOOOOOOOOOORNNNGK!!!
The Skullcrawler roared with rage and raised it's claw and-
SLASH!
Claw-slashed Lizzie, and then pinned her down to the ground with it's forelimbs, Ramarak the opened his jaws, and then-
CHOMP!
bit down on the Mutant Crocodile's neck and-
RIP!
TEAR!
tore off a chunk of flesh, and devoured it!,
Ramarak calmed down, and looked down at Lizzie, who is finally, lifeless...
Seeing that it's opponent is finally dead, he place a claw on the dead Crocodile and roared victorious!
GROOOOOOOOOOOORNNNGK!
The Winner[]
Boomstick: Wow, not gonna lie, I wasn't expecting the Two-Legged Lizard to defeat a Monstrous Mutated Crocodile!
Wiz: Both Reptilian Monsters have shown to have their own ferocity and brutal fighting style, but the there are some factors we had to go over.
Boomstick: Lizzie has survived being crushed by a falling building, grenades being exploding inside her head and took bullets and missiles launched by an Apache Helicopter to the face, and Ramarak survived getting punched against a rock by Kong, stabbed by Helicopter Propellers, and even slitted right at the throat!, both have equal durability.
Wiz: However, when comes to battle experience, that's a different story, sure Lizzie has fought and nearly killed the 12 meter George the Gorilla, but...
Boomstick: Ramarak has fought Kong!, who is 31 Meters high, and is said to have murdered Kong's parents, who are fully grown!, so let's be honest?, who's more dangerous, a gorilla who destroyed buildings, or a gorilla the size of A building?
Wiz: Lizzie has managed to deal damage at George with her bites, but Ramarak managed to outmaneuver Kong, and threw Kong into the air, who weighed 158 tons, so who's to say Ramarak can't lift a 150 ton Lizzie in the air as well?
Boomstick: But Wiz, why couldn't Lizzie just tear off Ramarak's head with her jaws, since she has the strongest bite?
Wiz: That is true, however, keep in mind, Ramarak is bigger, faster, and has longer limbs that are able to grasp at prey, and strong enough to hold back Kong, so of course the Skullcrawler wasn't just gonna let her bite down too long, plus Lizzie never faced any creature bigger than herself before.
Boomstick: True, but what about the Tail-Club?, how did the Skullcrawler figure out to counter it, and how was he able to avoid the attack?
Wiz: Good Question, remember the scene the soldier Cole tried to sacrifice himself to Ramarak with the grenades in his hands, trying to trick him into eating him to blow him up?, well The Halakrah didn't eat him instantly, instead, he just tail-whacked him to the side of a mountain and explode, this truly shows that Ramarak has higher intelligence than Lizzie, and as for dodging attacks, remember, his serpent like build means he’s meant to movie fast and agile, heck, he's even fast enough to dodge Kong's attacks and even managed to trap Kong against the chains as well, and could've finished him off had not the humans intervene.
Boomstick: Lizzie may have been a Monstrous Crocodile, but Ramarak has proven itself with it's combat experience and intelligence, why it is the true Apex Predator of Skull Island, all I could say to this is, At a While, Crocodile.
Wiz: The Winner is Ramarak.