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Description[]
Power Rangers VS Helluva Boss!, We all have a bit of Animal Spirit within us... But when these two do embody their animalism wild spirit only one can provide to be the most Savage and Skilled Predator! Who would win?!
Introduction[]
Wiz: Robert "RJ" James, the Mentor of the Jungle Fury Power Rangers!
Boomstick: And Loona, the Lazy but Rude Hellhound who is the Receptionist of IMP and is the Adoptive Daughter of Blitz!
Wiz: Sometimes we have a bit of animal spirit in our Souls and it make us feel adrenaline, intensity and immense willpower beyond human instinct!
Boomstick: But When these two literally embody their own Animalism it's gonna be the Hellhound of a Power fight!
Wiz: Indeed, and in this fight both are the embodiment of two of the world's most dangerous and threatening predators only one could end predating over on this fight for victory!
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find who'd win in a DEATH BATTLE!
RJ Shows His Wolf Spirit on DEATH BATTLE![]
Cue: Power Rangers Jungle Fury Theme)
Boomstick: Robert "RJ" James, the Mentor of the Jungle Fury Power Rangers!
Wiz: RJ was trained in the Pai Zhua Martial Arts School, having a personal Journey of Self-Discovery!
Boomstick: RJ is the Son of the Master Finn, who was a practicioner of the Shark Style!
Wiz: However, RJ decided to be different to his dad as he felt the Shark Style didn't suit him and decided to end forming his own Path, Embracing the Wolf Spirit which resonated with him! This things do remind me of Yamcha from Dragon Ball!
Boomstick: And RJ would end developing unique fighting techniques such as the Swoop Technique which was taught by Master Swoop, and this involved fighting Blind cuz RJ was blind! And he would end befriending Dominic who would later be the Rhino Ranger!
Wiz: And he would become the mentor of the next Generation of Power Rangers known as Casey, Theo and Lily, and he helps them when they cannot face a threat with the unique Wolf Spirit abilities and powers he has and showing his Unique Zord!
Boomstick: And his laid back personality and unconventional teaching methods are inspired by the Karate Kid movies! And RJ runs the Jungle Karma Pizza parlor, serving as the Rangers' headquarters!
Wiz: And now for RJ's powers and abilities, he possesses abilities unique from his Wolf Spirit and his Wolf Morpher, which include powerful energy blasts, enchanced martial art skills and even the ability to summon the Wolf Zord! And he specialized on the Muay Thai based fighting style on martial arts!
Boomstick: And his Wolf Morpher increases his strength, speed and durability and his signature attack is the Wolf Beam by pressing a bottom on his Wolf Morpher shoting an Energy Blast, and he can overpower Rinshi, some monsters and even deliver powerful Energy Strikes which can knock Camille out on the fight with Unidoom!
Wiz: And with his Muay Thai fighting style he often uses stylized punches and kicks using air serial maneuvers! and with his Wolf Animal Spirit, he can use Facsimile Tiger and Jaguar Animal spirits to form the Wolf Pride Megazord!
Boomstick: He can also use the Claw Cannon, a weapon harnesses the animals' spirit energy to fire powerful energy blasts! his super move known as Lunar Cyclone can be used to do close ranged cinematic attacks or creating a energy vortex to pull enemies in and Knee Crush is an attack which allows RJ to bounce off opponents, following up with a heel kick, that offers aerial mobility!
Wiz: And the Wolf Pride Megazord gives RJ the Wolf Beam Attack, doing a powerful vertical Energy Slash, incorporating the Tiger and Jaguar Animal Spirits for enchanced abilities, and gives abilities like stealth, speed and agility to reflect the natural traits of the Wolf!
Boomstick: But now for the question... How powerful is RJ?!
Wiz: Well RJ scales the other Power Rangers given he has the Morphing Grid which is the same energy source that makes them powerful, and The Power Rangers have a plethora of feats makes them OP!
Boomstick: The Power Rangers comics are shockingly very insane given the Ninja Megazord would lift a Black Hole (Which yes is actually a monster) that was literally the size of the Universe itself!
Wiz: The Rangers also can oneshot Lokar who is superior to Rita Repulsa who weakened the barrier between two literal universes, and they are superior to the Masked Rider who is the most powerful person in the universe, absorbing a Supernova that destroyed a Solar System!
Boomstick: So this makes RJ scaling the Power Rangers be 2x Universal into Low Multiverse level! But also for speed the Power Rangers can fight Tengas which can fly from the moon to earth, scales Rita Repulsa who can attack the moon, and they can teleport from Planet Edenoi to Earth, which is located into the Andromeda Constellation which is 2.5 million light years away of Earth, and they teleport instantly in a few seconds, and the Tengas can fly from the Moon to the Desert of Despair, which is away of Earth as Billy recommended solar scanners for that location and Lord Zedd didn't look at Earth while seeking the Rangers on Desert of Despair. and the closest Solar System to us is Alpha Centauri which is 4000 billion kilometers away from Us traveling that distance in seconds via Scaling RJ can be Billion times MFTL+!
Wiz: And while RJ doesn't have specific weaknesses being a powerful Warrior with his Wolf Spirit, his biggest weakness is his loyalty and sacrifice... He's so loyal to the Power Rangers to the point of sacrificing his own Safety to protect the Rangers and make sure they win at the risk of battle And He also willingly accepted Dai Shi's attack, which led to him being captured, showcasing a willingness to endure hardship for the greater good, so his Love, Loyalty and Sense of Honour with his Team being threatened is so great that he even risks his own life for them!
Boomstick: But we don't need to mess with the Power Rangers Jungle Fury mentor! You don't wanna mess with that Wolf Spirit!
RJ: With the courage of the wolf - Jungle Fury, Wolf Ranger!
Loona is Daughter of an IMP?![]
Wiz: The World of the Hellaverse is very crazy with there living several Demons, Sinners, Demonic Royalty and even Exorcists and Literal Concepts of Living Sins with even Lucifer and God existing!
Boomstick: However on this history Lucifer would actually be a good guy instead a bad guy and would be the Badass King Of Hell!
Wiz: And Hellaverse history is different to the Biblical history we all know. When the Universe was created and such, Lucifer would be a dreamer with several ideas but Heaven itself would look down on Lucifer since they considered his good ideals and such very chaotic, and the first man of humankind being Adam but unlike the Biblical One, Adam is a very evil piece of shit!
Boomstick: Yeah! Adam was born that way being very sadistic and enjoying Exterminations when Hell has a lot of habitants killing them just for fun that's how twisted this son of a bitch is and he even leads the Exorcists!
Wiz: And he's so twisted that Charlie Morningstar wanted to show Adam her ideals of redemption and such but Adam rejected them just to spite her!
Boomstick: Are we sure this guy isn't Homelander from another Earth, Wiz?!
Wiz: Yeah, that could be a good comparison... However the first woman was Lilith, Adam and Lilith were a couple but since Adam tried to be controlling and possessing, Lilith sick of Adam's arrogance left him as She ended seeking freedom and soon met Lucifer and both fell in love, but then another woman known as Eve would exist and Adam ended with her as a couple having as sons Abel and presumably Caine and the rest of humanity being his descendance!
Boomstick: But Lucifer decided to give Eve the Apple of Wisdom and Eve ended eating it instead of Adam, making the first Sin and Lucifer ended accidentally making all Evil in Humanity exist with Hell being created to, and Heaven after finding this would end exiling Lucifer and Lilith off Heaven to Hell, punishing them!
Wiz: Now, Lucifer and Lilith would have a daughter known as Charlie Morningstar and Lucifer, Lilith and Charlie would become the King, Queen and Princess of Hell!
Boomstick: However, Lucifer would end not seeing good and would only see the evil of Humanity and Lilith and Lucifer would end separating and Lucifer ended even separating from Charlie out of his depression... He felt so depressed about how Heaven ended ruining his dreams but Lilith kept as a inspiring figure, inspiring other Demons with her Songs as a symbolism to rebel against Heaven but he would end disappearing for Seven Years coincidentally fitting with the disappearance of a Psychopathic, Mysterious and Deranged Radio Demon known as Alastor!
Wiz. And Charlie Morningstar would try what their parents do and achieve those dreams but she's a little too nice, being made fun by the sinners of Hell despite she tries to redeem the misguided souls and make them end going to Heaven and loves singing just as much as her mother!
Boomstick: And in this world there could exist literal born people species such as IMP which are little demons seen as pathetic and weak and also the Hellhound who are above IMP and are also like canines wolves born in Hell!
Wiz: But one of the most tragic characters from the Hellhounds is the orphan girl known as Loona!
Boomstick: Yeah, her parents ended abandoning her and this made her develop many traumas from being cynical to being apathetic!
Wiz: Yeah Loona was adopted by an adoptive family who ended being abusive treating her more like a pet or servant rather than an actual daughter not giving her the love she wanted, experiencing emotional and physical hardship in Hellhound Adoption Foundation for like 17 years! Until She was adopted by the IMP known as Blitzo-
Boomstick: Blitz! The o is silent!
Wiz: Fine, Blitz... Blitz ended adopting Loona and would make her end living on the IMP office, hiring her as receptionist for the I.M.P (Immediate Murder Professionals), albeit she's really cynical and lazy on her job, barely even doing much there but other times she likes to help IMP during missions and sometimes has showed a soft side but also the result of her mistreatment made her socially awkward, wanting to socialize with others until she ended finding one of the famous Verosika Mayday who was Blitz's exgirlfriend known as Vortex another muscly Hellhound Loona would end liking but ended being so shy to be something more but at least both somehow ended being friends!
Boomstick: So we went for her backstory now we can go for her skills, well she has a Human disguise She can swap from her Human teenage form (Which looks cool) to her Hellhound form on her missions with the IMP to not be discovered by humans and many Humans have fell for Loona's beauty trying to date her only to be killed by IMP strategically somehow!
Wiz: And as a Hellhound, Loona has several physical attributes like super strength, super speed, greater durability, enchanced senses thanks to her wolf like attributes being able to track targets smelling their smell to know where the targets go thanks to their scent, and the ability to become on a Demonic Wolf form makes her larger and quadrupedal and increases her physical capabilities!
Boomstick: She can also use her sharp teeth to bite enemies and could use her sharp claws to scratch enemies too, and she is strong enough to overpower Cherub Mechs and break Blitz's Grip and Blitz shockingly can easily kill humans and even beat the shit out of Buff humans and such!
Wiz: And Loona is shockingly the Smartest of the IMP given she can actually use the Grimoir to access portals from Hell to the Real World and she could easily solve a mathematical issue that even Moxxie who is the most skilled with weapons member on IMP had trouble solving for hours with ease and has quick thinking during combat situations!
Boomstick: And Loona also doesn't have regeneration of the IMP, Sinners, Overlords, etc of not dying by anything conveniently unless it's Angelic Weapons which are powerful enough to negate Sinners regeneration, Vivziepop stated Sinners can come back from losing their limbs and Velvette even stated they can come back from being torn in half!
Wiz: But this regeneration has limit since Velvette stated if they are harmed to the point of almost dying they can take an unknown time frame of likely weeks to heal, IMP also said guns could be more effective than fire given they are immune to fire with Blitz saying that, and Alastor himself taking hours to regenerate from an Angelic attack of Adam's Holy Guitar!
Boomstick: And Loona can break the fourth wall acknowledging the audience looking the camera, and she also has Guns as seen on the most recent Helluva Short where she was with Blitz on the mission to kill Mr. Wrigglers who is like Ned Flanders!
Wiz: And now for how powerful is Loona, well she is stronger than IMP as she could easily kick Moxxie away but not that stronger since Millie by getting angry somehow could scare her and she could break Blitz's grip and due to her scaling of IMP she can achieve some crazy stuff!
Boomstick: Thanks to scaling IMP she can scale feats such as Blitz literally effortlessly reacting to an Arrow in Murder Family and threw it with it stabbing a wood desk which is crazy, Blitz also can resist being shot by a Bullet in the arm, can regularly harass Moxxie and they can fight against Striker!
Wiz: And the IMP members are really durable as they survived the Green Blast able of threatening a Circus from the second episode Loo Loo Land and that Blitz has consistently dodged bullets from firearms which can easily get Loona scaling to the IMP Large Building Level and Hypersonic+ in speeds!
Boomstick: But then there's a feat which ends throwing the Vivziepop hierarchy and scaling out of the window which is from Sinsmas, thanks to that the IMP can scale to the Goetia who are Demonic Royalty and it includes Goetias like Stolas who literally survived the Sun's GBE and the Planet he was into getting slowly torn apart and surviving a small portion of that Supernova and ended escaping it making Loona Multicontinental and FTL via scaling Stolas!
Wiz: And if you want more proof to see how Loona could scale Goetias. Well here it is, while IMP are seen as pathetic being demonic beings born on Hell while Goetias are literal Demonic Royalty, IMP could fight Andrealphus who is comparable to other Goetia like Stolas, and even while Depowered, Stolas beated the living snow out of Andrealphus when he had Stolas' powers, and Andrealphus even used his Magic on Stolas and the IMP as seen when Millie survived being hit by an ice construct, the IMP managing to destroy Andrealphus' magical ice constructs as well, and Blitz literally beheading one of Andrealphus' ice monsters and Loona even managing to harm Andrealphus biting his throat and hell they can even fight Striker before these events and Striker was able to hurt a powered Stolas so yeah Loona can ironically scale Stolas & Andrealphus!
Boomstick: But Loona has several weaknesses, she's overall lazy, unmotivated, has her rage issues as a result of her traumas, and she can be permanently killed by normal means without Angelic Weapons unlike Demonic Royalty and Sinners! But let's not mess with Blitz's adoptive daughter and receptionist of IMP!
Loona: Hey, you don't know they're innocent. This kid probably sets dogs on fire. Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy... This guy definitely watches.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
DEATH BATTLE![]
First we see it begins like a Helluva Boss Short, with the Desk having a File which shows a Paper with the Photo of IMP's new victim known as Robert "RJ" James, and we see a picture of him as the information is seen this way.
- Target: Robert "RJ" James, AKA Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger
- Location: Jungle Karma Pizza parlor
- Description: Laid Back, Loyal and Carefree Mentor of the Power Rangers
- Info: Was trained with Martial Arts and fights with the Wolf Spirit Style, has a Beef with some Dai Chi guy who needs to pay us Double.
We find how a Portal pops out from the Asmodean Crystal as Blitz is seen with Moxxie, Millie and Loona.
Moxxie: So what's the Plan, Sir?
Blitz: Well, the plan is quite easy... We just gotta hide and then when they are distracted fighting some menace we come in and quickly shot the fuck out of those Power Rangers to Death!
Moxxie: What if we can't kill them, sir? Like this mission doesn't seem easy!
Blitz: Shut the fuck up, Moxxie! That Weird Guy offered us Double of the Money we usually have if we end killing the absolute shit out of those Color flavored Idiots! We are not gonna let that end fucking sliding!
Millie: I agree, Mox! Let's just have fun and Kick some butt!
Loona: Sorry to interrupt, guys but wouldn't this stupid plan be better if you know... We used actual Human disguises to seem more convenient?
Moxxie: I can agree with that, it's a better idea than yours, Sir!
Moxxie: Aw come on! Let's just kick their ass and have some fun, Mox!
Blitz: Sorry, Mills! But I agree, let's Loonie have this one! After all she is the only one in our team with a convenient human disguise! Plus, she would do some Helluva great job!
Blitz said trigger happy while hugging Loona making her get mad.
Loona: Cut it out!
Loona pushes Blitz away as Loona transforms in her human form.
Loona: Alright let's do this my way! I distract those Power Rangers and you guys try to kill them, and Boom! We got that Money in our bags!
Blitz: Yeah, sure whatever you say Loonie!
Loona: Are you even listening, Blitz?
Blitz: Yeah, Alright guys it's time for some assassination!
The Helluva Boss Assassination Theme sounds as the IMP sneak around buildings and such seeing how the Power Rangers are fighting Monsters until they defeat them.
RJ: Good job, Rangers! I am glad to see how good you are progressing!
Loona: Oh, hey... Are you the mentor of the Power Rangers?
Loona said somehow shy while RJ said.
RJ: Well yeah... And you must be a Fan what brings you there, girl?
Loona: Well, you seem cool with all that of the Animal Spirit and I like it! Somehow reminds me of myself!
RJ: Well thanks! I been working hard on my skills and- WOW!
RJ said as he sees how the IMP are behind the Rangers while Blitz is seen with an evil smile showing the middle finger and shots a Bullet to one of the Rangers but RJ quickly rushes pushing them out of the way saving them from the bullet.
Blitz: Goddamn it! Why do these Power Rangers have to be so motherfucking skilled?!
RJ: Hey! Are you trying to kill my team?!
Blitz: Uh well yeah duh! We are doing this cuz some asshole is gonna pay us Double and that's so fucking great so we are gonna end killing the absolute bullshit out of you and your team so they don't cry about it!
RJ: Oh no you guys don't!
Loona: W-Wait... Maybe there is a better way to solve- Shit!
The IMP try to fire RJ with their firearms but end missing as RJ throws several fast paced punches towards Blitz and a swift kick knocks Blitz down.
Moxxie and Millie: Blitz!
Moxxie and Millie try to punch and kick RJ at fast speeds but RJ easily dodges and blocks every punch until he elbow strikes Moxxie down and kicks Millie to the ground.
RJ: Hope that is a lesson to never mess with the Power Rangers! And if you ever try it again this time you won't be lucky!
Loona: Alright, fucking asshole! This time you earned it! I'll show you my REAL Me!
Loona said while he transforms into a Hellhound and she shows her teeth to RJ who said.
RJ: I see you are with them... Thought you were a real Fan... And I don't like that dishonesty! But here's something I like... Your Animal Spirit! This maybe interesting, alright Wolvie! Let's Morph beyond our Instincts in a Wild fight what do you say?!
Loona: You'll pay for messing with my Family!
RJ: Your not in the room to talk as you tried to help those guys kill my Students and that's something I WON'T tolerate!
Now both see each other angry ready to fight.
FIGHT!!!
First both Loona and RJ are seen trading several punches and kicks, Loona would try to kick RJ who quickly jumps and throws an aerial kick which ends knocking Loona against a wall. Loona gets up angry and runs trying to punch RJ who dodges and punches Loona 4 times on the face and dropkicks her down. Loona gets up only for RJ to do the Lunar Cyclone generating a vortex pulling Loona in as he then does the Knee Crush, bouncing off Loona and kicking her with a heel kick while making a backflip landing on the ground as it knocks Loona down. RJ then said.
RJ: Is that all you got? Come on, I know you can bring me a more entertaining Fight! Show me Your Animal Spirit! Show me that Wild Part your hiding!
Loona gets up angry and now gets serious growling while showing her sharp teeth and with her eyes looking red as she dashes in all fours towards RJ Punching him at least 3 times on the face, then connecting a kick which sends RJ away as Loona then uses her claws to scratch RJ making wounds on his Power Ranger Suit as She then bites him delivering some damage as RJ groans in pain as Loona then throws several punches and kicks until she slams RJ down.
Loona: What do you think of my Animal Spirit now, Bitch?!
Loona said while quickly pulling a Gun and while she tried to shot RJ he quickly kicks Loona in her arm disarming her and he gets up kicking Loona away with her bare feet as RJ said.
RJ: It's not bad! But only one could end predating over the other as a symbol of victory! I won't disappoint you!
Loona: Oh well let's find out!
Loona said while she picks her Gun and starts shoting Bullets to RJ who quickly rushes left and right zigsagging to dodge the attacks as RJ said.
RJ: Two can play the same! WOLF BEAM!!!
RJ said as he then shots Loona with a powerful Energy Blast pressing a button of the Wolf Morpher which Loona quickly dodges but he keeps using it until he tracks Loona making the Blast engulf her knocking her down. Loona gets up now wounded but she refuses to give up.
Loona: I won't never, Ever and I Mean EVER forgive you... For attacking my family!
Loona said as she then punches RJ, uppercuts him and roadhouse kicks RJ away, Loona then tries to run but RJ uses some Muay Thai based punches and kicks on Loona's face and gut until he throws an aerial kick which sends her against a Building making a crater on it. Loona slowly gets up and tries to run to punch RJ many times until he blocks the last punch and said as he punches Loona several times.
RJ: Your Wild in Animal Fighting Spirit! But You Lack Discipline! I have trained hard to become a Power Ranger! You just attack based on your instincts! That's the difference between us!
RJ said connecting a kick to her face, Loona then cries as she said.
Loona: Do you have any idea of what being an orphan kid feels?! The amount of abuse, traumas, the mistreatment or the shit I have to deal Day by Day?! How Am I supposed to have Discipline if people Never treat me like I want?!
RJ then decided to act like a mentor after seeing Loona's breakdown and he said.
RJ: I see... Sometimes the hardship of a family can be the meaning of pain... But This is What I will tell you...
RJ said while holding Loona's shoulder tapping it as Loona sees him surprised.
RJ: Discipline is a thing hard to reach... And I know how it feels to have Emotional Damage, feel Wounded and even feel Deception! But your not gonna let yourself down because of those things! You are gonna need to grow up, gonna need to move, life is like movement and life is too short and cruel, and I think you may understand that better than anyone, Life is something which isn't just happiness but there is also cruelty, and you need to be Wild just as you are... But your also gonna need Discipline, training Hard, Moving and feeling motivation! I know it's hard but your just gonna stop caring of others and focusing on Yourself! When you do, and train your Body without any excuse You WILL finally reach it!
RJ said with his might as Loona stayed emotionless for a second, she ended wiping her tears as she understood what RJ meant, maybe she cares a lot of her past and traumas, she's gonna forget it if she wants to be Wilder than All those Disciplined Jerks who have trained hard to achieve their goals! Loona then said.
Loona: Your right... Thank you, for such a valuable lesson! But I think it's time to get off the feelings and keep showing our Instincts!
RJ: Couldn't agree more!
Loona then becomes into a Demonic Form being larger and more quadrupedal rushing towards him and assaulting him with many bites and such until RJ punches Loona in the face and punches her again and throws a Fatal Aerial Kick that knocks her away as RJ then dashes and follows the beating with powerful energy strikes until he punches Loona with a so powerful energy fist makes a blast seen in space hurting her as RJ then said.
RJ: I see your not holding back! Wanna see my best?! Well here it is... WOLF PRIDE MEGAZORD!!!
RJ said summoning his Wolf Pride Megazord as he starts piloting it as Loona then sees it growling and showing her sharp teeth and both starts an Animalistic Wild fight with several Dashes, using her claws as weapons, biting each other and such, Loona was blooding and very wounded while the Megazord was a bit bended but they was still willing to fight.
RJ: Alright let's finish this! WOLF BEAM... ATTACK!!!
RJ said while Loona tries to dash and jump towards RJ but RJ incorporates the Tiger and Jaguar animal spirits on the attack while making a Huge Vertical Energy Slash which ends Slicing Loona in half making blood split in the ground but it makes a blast so hard it does a crater and reduces Loona's corpse to dust.
K.O!
RJ then ends going off the Wolf Pride Megazord as he said.
RJ: You fought well despite your lack of discipline, Hellish Wolf Girl! You deserve my respect...!
RJ said as he in honour puts his head down on Loona's corpse the IMP are seen trying to fight with the Power Rangers but Blitz realizes his adoptive daughter died, Blitz could do nothing other than being in shame crying for her death.
Blitz: NO... NONONO!!! WHY?! GOD PLEASE... WHYYYYYYYYY?! LOONIE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Blitz said falling on his knees crying as the Rangers find Blitz's reaction in surprise while Moxxie and Loona would cry too but would try to help Blitz and Blitz would end exploding in anger over his daughter's death and said to RJ walking towards him.
Blitz: HEY!!! LISTEN TO ME ASSHOLE!!! WHY?! WHY DID YOU HAD TO KILL MY DAUGHTER?! WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE THIS?! NOW I AM SO FUCKING ALONE AND ONLY MY WORKERS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS, MEANWHILE YOU HAVE ALL YOUR DAMN STUDENTS AND YOUR FUCKING ROBOT GIANT WOLF OR WHATEVER, WHY YOU HAD TO REMOVE THE THING I LOVED THE MOST ON MY LIFE, JERK?! I HATE IDIOTS LIKE YOU WHO BELIEVE THEY ARE ALL SUPERIOR, BUT YOU STILL CAN'T AFFORD THE DAMAGE YOUR DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
RJ: I see... The father is even more undisciplined than his daughter... What shame! I see your not the best dad figure anyways and I didn't want to kill her, but she was helping you guys to try and kill me, I had to defend myself... I am sorry it had to end this way but it was a life or death situation, plus she at least did better than you do, you are even worst than she used to be and she ended learning my lessons to have more discipline and I see your nothing but a worthless little man who has nothing but arrogance, pride, selfishness and a rude personality being so self destructive you lack anyone in life... I see why your alone and Unlike her talking to you may seem impossible...
RJ said, Blitz ends scared feeling how his heart beats faster with those words. Blitz would cry even more while he understood what RJ said and he then said.
Blitz: I know... I hate myself for many things I have done... But I can't live knowing Loona isn't with us anymore... But At least I can see you made her learn valuable stuff... And I am so sorry for trying to kill you... Your words cut harder than any Weapon in Hell!
Blitz said learning his mistake as RJ stood firmly while Blitz said.
Blitz: Let's go away guys... Maybe this mission is just not worth the money...
Moxxie: I can see it, sir...
Blitz opens a portal with his Asmodean Crystal to be back to Hell as Moxxie and Blitz walk away but Millie was angry.
Millie: OH COME ON!! IS THAT A JOKE?! WHERE ARE YOUR DEMONIC SPIRITS RIGHT HERE?! WHAT ABOUT THE FUN?!
RJ: I see young girl what your trying to mean but sometimes, maybe trying to understand the feelings of your friends rather than being judgemental can help you...
Blitz: MILLIE!
Millie sighs and closes eyes angrily and gets on the Portal as the fight finishes while RJ said.
RJ: Rest in peace Loona... May your courage and your Wild might be missed in Heaven...
Results[]
Boomstick: Damn, that was so inspiring! (Cries)
Wiz: Yeah... After researching both of them we found out this MU was a pretty solid victory for RJ! Their universes' natures and stuff was so different to begin with to the point RJ could end managing to handle Loona and even the IMP!
Boomstick: And for this MU we will cover the next categories: Strength, Speed, Experience, Skill, Intelligence, Loyalty and Powers and Abilities!
Wiz: Well first for strength, while Loona could somehow manage to bite Andrealphus hurting him and scales the IMP who can survive attacks from the ice constructs of Andrealphus' magic, Blitz beheaded an icy monster of Andrealphus, and they could dodge and attack the Monsters and such, and face Striker someone who can hurt a Powered Stolas, with Stolas having feats like surviving the Sun's GBE surviving a Planet turning into pieces and surviving a small portion of a Supernova making Loona Multicontinental, the Power Rangers had WAY stronger feats that not even Lucifer Morningstar could accomplish!
Boomstick: The Power Rangers comics are shockingly very insane given the Ninja Megazord would lift a Black Hole (Which yes is actually a monster) that was literally the size of the Universe itself!
Wiz: The Rangers also can oneshot Lokar who is superior to Rita Repulsa who weakened the barrier between two literal universes, and they are superior to the Masked Rider who is the most powerful person in the universe, absorbing a Supernova that destroyed a Solar System!
Boomstick: So this makes RJ scaling the Power Rangers be 2x Universal into Low Multiverse level! So at the end RJ was Much Stronger than Loona!
Wiz: And speed wasn't too different, Loona scaling Stolas can be FTL as Stolas escaped a Supernova but also The Power Rangers were just faster than All of Hellaverse!
Boomstick: Power Rangers can fight Tengas which can fly from the moon to earth, scales Rita Repulsa who can attack the moon, and they can teleport from Planet Edenoi to Earth, which is located into the Andromeda Constellation which is 2.5 million light years away of Earth, and they teleport instantly in a few seconds, and the Tengas can fly from the Moon to the Desert of Despair, which is away of Earth as Billy recommended solar scanners for that location and Lord Zedd didn't look at Earth while seeking the Rangers on Desert of Despair. and the closest Solar System to us is Alpha Centauri which is 4000 billion kilometers away from Us traveling that distance in seconds via Scaling RJ can be Billion times MFTL+! So RJ was also much faster!
Wiz: Yeah, I mean the Hellaverse nature is above some Hierarchy ranking on Power which was thrown out of the window with the recent Helluva Boss episodes, meanwhile Power Rangers doesn't follow that kind of strict thing that was broken in the most recent episodes with a blatant scaling as the Rangers daily have to train and become stronger to defeat their Villains and such in a more astronomical threat than the Hellaverse villains like Alastor, the Deadly Sins and Adam! Even Lucifer itself who is the King of Hell isn't as strong as the Power Rangers are!
Boomstick: And for experience, Loona is kinda a young teenager to adult with like 17-18 years old, while RJ's Age maybe unknown he's likely an Adult and Loona is known for her Laziness and Unmotivation sometimes helping the IMP on their missions but RJ helps his students and such to defeat bigger Cosmic and more dangerous and serious Threats so RJ definitely had it!
Wiz: And for Skills, while Loona relies on her Wolf instincts and she is overall more Brutal against her enemies, facing many enemies with weapons and such overpowering them, RJ had more high battle training with his Wolf Spirit despite being Blind and has overpowered more powerful Monsters and Villains with Muay Thai and martial arts skills so RJ was just more skilled even with Loona being more brutal and ruthless!
Boomstick: And Loyalty is very clear... Loona is so dismissive insulting and rude towards the IMP sometimes being only soft with Blitz, while RJ really cares and trains his Team with his unconventional method lessons, and has even risked his safety and life to help the Power Rangers win their fights so RJ was definitely more Loyal!
Wiz: And intelligence is definitely surprising... Loona had skill and knowledge on the usage of the Magical Grimoir Book being the smartest of the IMP, being quick thinking in Combat and even knowing how to solve Math problems not even Moxxie could have luck at solving for hours doing this casually! While RJ is a very skilled martial artist and is very good with the use of his powers and abilities with his training for his Wolf Spirit and use of his Megazord, so Loona is Smarter generally but RJ is smarter in terms of Battle IQ!
Boomstick: And last of anything... Powers And Abilities! Loona may have super strength, super speed, greater durability, and enchanced senses, managing to track targets smelling their scent and managing to locate them, having fire weapons like Guns and a Demonic Form but this barely means much when she lacks the good Hazbin Hotel powers like the immortality and regeneration!
Wiz: Yeah and even then that Regeneration has limits as Velvette, an Overlord herself stated that to heal wounds it takes an unknown time frame of weeks, and Blitz even stated Bullets can be more effective than Fire as they are fire resistant but also Angelic Weapons negating their regenerative capabilities as Alastor lasted Hours to regenerate from a Hit of Adam's Holy Guitar but also due to being a Hellhound Loona doesn't have it unlike Sinners or Demonic Royalty!
Boomstick: Meanwhile RJ was more dangerous with his super strength, super speed, greater durability, enchanced senses and greater reflexes, martial arts skills like Muay Thai, his Morphing Grid energy, the ability to harness Animal Spirits, shoting Energy Blasts, and his Wolf Pride Megazord outsizing Loona even if it makes him the easier blank to hit with Loona being harder to hit having powerful attacks like the Wolf Team Attack doing that vertical Energy Slash and such abilities which could kill Loona so RJ had better powers and abilities!
Wiz: So at the end, Loona may have been a Brutal and Smart, Clever and Strategic enemy but RJ was much more powerful, stronger, faster, more Skilled and Smarter in terms of Combat, more Experienced, had more Discipline and Loyalty, and more Varied Powers and Abilities to win!
Boomstick: Guess Loona had a thing she couldn't be a Professional, trying to Predate Murder over a literal Power Ranger!
Wiz: The winner is: RJ!
Credits to Dan Destruction
Trivia[]
- Connections: Two Wolf Motif fictional characters from two iconic popular series (Power Rangers & Helluva Boss, respectively), who have opposite personalities (RJ being more positive and wisecracking while Loona is more sarcastic, abrasive and often rude and short tempered) Also one actually has more motivation than the other (RJ being a wise mentor with unconventional teaching methods, guiding his students with his wisdom and empathy despite being carefree even being able to sacrifice himself with courage for his own team while Loona is very unmotivated, lazy and with a lack of strong work ethic). Both are also deadly fighters when they actually fight (RJ being skilled at Muay Thai and proficient in Martial Arts while Loona is very violent and wild when fighting using her wild instincts and wolf senses as a weapon to fight others). Both are also members of different teams (Power Rangers & IMP, respectively) where they have different relationships with their teams (RJ Being a mentor to his students and a valuable member of the Rangers while Loona often bickers being dismissive and rude with the Members of IMP even with Blitz who is her adoptive father because of how annoying, obnoxious, loud mouthed and gross he can be, albeit other times he can be soft and try to empathize with Blitz). Both are also paired with another characters from their verses, respectively (Kayla Thomas & Vortex, respectively) in contrasting ways (RJ and Kayla ended developing a friendship while Loona is more Shy and Socially Awkward trying to interact with Vortex being more soft with him than anyone else). And lastly they do different stuff than their parenting figures (Master Finn & Blitz, RJ deciding to fight with his own Wolf fight different from his Dad while Loona doesn't work as a Serial Killer like Blitz, and she works as a Receptionist for IMP tho sometimes she does help IMP on their missions).
- The fight should be Hand Drawn
- The OST should be "Helluva Wild Spirit".