TEAM FORTRESS 2 VS OVERWATCH!
WHICH FIRST AND THIRD PERSON SHOOTER WILL COME OUT ON TOP!?
Ezra bridger: Team fortress 2!
Nathan drake: Overwatch!
E: These 2 games have a rivalry almost as big as batman vs superman or captain America vs iron man!
N: but which team would ultimately win... A death battle?
E: That's our job to find!
N: So sit back, relax as we look through their armour weapons and skills to fine out who would win...
A DEATH BATTLE!
TRAM FORTRESS 2
(PS: I forgot to mention tf2s arsenal, which is very big)
SCOUT Steps up to the bat in Death battle!
E: Jeremy AKA scout was born in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, he was the youngest out of other 8 brothers, and was fight there were over before scout could even get the chance to fight!
N: so he did what any normal boy would do, and learned to be quick on his feet, so he could get to fights quickly, and escape them if necessary.
E: The scout is a dangerous foe, mainly due to his massive mobility advantage. In fact he's so fast, he can keep up with a train with ease!
N: Now then, lets see what he can do:
Killed a bear with a BONE!
Easily keeps up with trains.
Can take on all of the team fortress 2 characters.
Survived being knocked over by a rocket launcher, then getting hit by another 3 rockets, then being launched in to some glass so hard that it cracked.
Killed a blu heavy with a baseball bat.
Survived being in a tug of war, with heavy pulling from on side ( said heavy managed to lift a 330 pound machine gun) and saxton hale on the other side. (Saxton can punch at ((and probably can pull at the same amount of force)) 2571 psi. That is 2571 pressure per square inch!)
E: DAMN, HE CAN DO ALL OF THAT?!?! HOW!?
N: No idea. But he does have his disadvantages:
Is the most cocky out of everyone.
Tends to run his mouth which gets him (and sometimes the other classes) in a lot of trouble.
Is not as strong as the other classes.
E: But despite all of his disadvantages, the scout is a dangerous enemy, and not somebody you do not want to get mad at, cause if you do, YOUR FUCKED!
"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.
SOLDIER Rocket jumps into death battle
N: World war 2, One of the worlds worst events, but some people thought that they could gain glory by fighting in the war. 1 of those kinds of people was Jane doe, but was rejected by the army. But despite that fact, he trained himself to be able to load and fire most guns, And went on a Nazi killing spree. (Specifically, 6,000 Nazis!)
E: Despite the fact that the war was over, his career of fighting shit didn't end there. On the Contrary, He Joined team RED And helped them Kick blu's ass!
N: His weapon of choice is the Rocket launcher, Which can destroy a (Small) Building in 1 shot! He also has different kinds of rocket launchers, if you didn't think 1 was already deadly Enough!
E: He has the Direct hit, which can 1 shot scout, spy and Sniper, The Beggars bazooka, Which fires 3 rocket Instead of 1! But if he tries to load 4 it will misfire and blow him up. He also has the Air strike, which allows to do an Air strike, By Increasing his rate of fire in the air! he also has the Liberty launcher, Which Fires faster rocket, but is less damaging by 25%. And the Final rocket launcher: The Black box!
N: This actually gives him Health Back after each kill! Very handy if your playing aggressively! And his most Powerful rocket launcher, THE COW MANGLER 5000! Wait, what?
E: This weapon is so Powerful, That it Completely disintegrates the Human body, Which muse means it Separated the Body's atom, making it Atomic annihilation!
N: But he doesn't just carry around Rocket launcher, He also carry's around shotguns! Like The Reserve shooter, Which deals Mini crits if the Person who's getting hit is in the Air, The Panic attack, which (Unlike the Other Shotguns) Has a fixed fireing Pattern, Which gets bigger the Longer the Soldier fires it.
E: he also has Multiple banners, With each one doing something Different, With the Buff banner giving Him and his Allies Crits, The Concheror Gives passive Healing and Health regen On hit. Plus, A Speed boost! And finally, The Battalions backup, Which gives soldier 220 health, And the Banner gives 35% Damage resistance, 50% Immune to Sentry's, and Critical hit Immunity!
N: He also has the B.A.S.E Jumper, Which is basically a Parachute.
E: He has the Mantreads, Which does Damage when he Lands on top of Somebody when wearing these, And Increases his Maneuverability in the air!
N: He punched a guy Hard enough to snap his neck AND Send him across the room, Made a Rocket launcher out of Random Junk, Casually tanks his Own rocket launchers, Casually Snaps peoples (And bears) Necks-
E: And Can Never die, Since he took Merasmuses "Kill me come back stronger" Pills, Which means he can Never Die!
N: But he has flaws. For instance, He's Basically Insane, He's Hot Blooded, The Most Blood thirsty Member of the Mercenaries, And Him Rocket Jumping Damage's himself. (BUT, If he is using the Rocket Jumper, he doesn't take any damage.)
E: Yet despite his Flaws, The soldier is a force to be reckoned with!
"If Fighting is sure to result in Victory, Then you must FIGHT!"
THE PYRO burns down death battle
E: What is fear? Fear comes in many shapes and forms. Everybody has either one, or many. even the bravest men have them. Even the mercs. They're greatest fear?
N: The pyro. Which makes since. Nobody knows his name, his voice, or where he comes from!
E: His Arsenal is Mainly fire based, with him being a fire expert. He has the stock flamethrower, a Backburner, which deals crits from behind. Hence the name "Backburner" And also a Degreaser, which pyro can pull out faster than any of his other weapons!
N: He also has a rocket launcher like Flamethrower, AKA the dragons fury, which deals triple damage against burning players, and his most POWERFUL FLAMETHROWER, the Phlogistinator! When the pyro deals damage, he gets "Mmmph" Once he get's enough "Mmmph" he can activate the crits on his Phlogistinator, which deals quadruple damage!
E: He also has multiple range weapons, like flare guns! (Yes, he has flare guns) Like the flare gun, which deals triple damage on burning enemies, or the Detonator, which explodes on contact, and finally, The Scorch shi- i mean, the scorch shot, which works like both the detonator and flare gun.
N: But he doesn't have all flame guns, like the Shotgun and the Panic attack, which can be pulled out 50% faster! But he still has flame based weapons like the Thermal thruster, which is a Jetpack, and if anybody is near him, they get set on fire, and he also has the gas passer, which deals Massive afterburn!
E: And Finally, his Melee weapons! he has his stock fire axe, a Powerjack, which gives him health back and a Speed boost, the Neon annihilator, which gives somebody a fatal hit, IF they are wet. he also has a Homewrecker which deals 2X damage against buildings, and Finally a Third degree, which destroys anybody, DOWN TO THEIR ATOMS.
N: He can do a quadruple backflip, keep on par with other mercenaries, who can move at Subsonic speeds, and can dodge lightspeed shots, (AKA The Cow Mangler 5000) His flamethrower can destroy buildings, He can also use the airblast on his Flamethrowers, which can deflect rockets!
E: But this horror still has flaws, like the fact that he has a flamethrower, which isn't good at long ranges, he's basically useless underwater, anybody on fire can just jump into some water.
N: Yet despite his flaws, he's is a very dangerous enemy, a powerful ally and the Mercs should be glad that they have him on their side.
" MmmmMMMMPPhhh!"
THE DEMOMAN blows up death battle
N: You thought the tf2 team were already pretty powerful? Well, that was just the OFFENSE classes. Now we're moving onto the Defence classes. Starting with the 2nd explosive class, the Demoman!
Ezra: Born in scotland, Tavish Finnegan DeGroot was a normal boy, who had a simple dream: blow up the lockness monster! Unfortinetly, this plan backfired, and caused him his parents.
Nathan: Or did it! turns out, that crazy plan, caused him his Adoptive parents! his actual parents soon came along, and properly allowed him into their family. Until one day, when he found an ancient book, which goes by THE BOMBICRON!
Ezra: However, it took his eye, and would have taken his body, Had merasmus, the wizard who owned the Bombicron hadn't intervined.
Nathan:
The Heavy mows down Death battle! The Engineer erects a Death battle! The medic Heilt den Todeskampf!