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Boomstick: But unfortunetly these two have soem of the biggest flaws like how they have little battle expirience and need each other in order to activate their powers |
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Wiz: So yeah not that formiddible but definently able to hold in their |
Wiz: So yeah not that formiddible but definently able to hold in their |
Revision as of 01:45, 17 January 2020
Description
marvel vs dc two siblings work together to fight another pair of siblings which is stronger
Interlude
Wiz: Most of us have siblings wether we have a brother or sister they can be seen as close people
Boomstick: But what if you don't have siblings?
Wiz: Uh...were skipping that talk
Boomstick: But twins are better and awesome because they have secret superpowers
Wiz: which fits these two literally
Boomstick: Quicksilver marvels speedster and his sister the scarlet witch
Wiz: And the wonder twins from DC comics
Boomstick: He's wiz and i'm boomstick
Wiz: And today we'll look at their armor stats and skills to find out who would win a death battle
Quicksilver and Scarlet witch
Wiz: Boomstick
Boomstick: Yeah wiz?
Wiz: Get ready for this backstory
Boomstick: Why
Wiz: Young pietro and wanda maximoff were raised by Django and Marya maximoff so it looks normal at first until you realize that one they're adopted and two they were given to the maximoff's by a cow named bova
Boomstick: WHAT THE HELL
Wiz: And than later it was revealed that their actual father was a man named Max eisenhardt or you may know him as magneto
Boomstick: But this weird stuff doesn't end here because their mother ran away with the two babies and gave them to the cow we mentioned earlier. so bova took them in but decided to hand them to the maximoffs who had just lost their baby so hey you get to raise two kids now so do we mention that they had their powers at birth making them mutants
Wiz: No
Boomstick: Wait why?
Wiz: Because it was revealed that they weren't born with their powers but were tested on by the high evolutionary which granted them their powers
Boomstick: But they lived a poor life just scraping by for food until pietro gained superspeed and stole food to help keep his sister alive
Wiz: But in the end the village people found out about his sisters powers and deemed her a witch so the ran away before anything bad could happen and of course met magneto
Boomstick: Since they didn't know that he was there dad they were clueless but long story short he brought them into the evil brotherhood of mutants
Wiz: And he gave pietro the name quicksilver and wanda the name scarlet witch
Boomstick: Let's start off with quicksilver his powers are obvious superhuman speed
Wiz: But he also has enhanced durability, superhuman reflexes and a great healing factor
Boomstick: He's been trained by captain america and got his powers upgraded by the Isotope E and can move at extremely high speeds
Wiz: About the speed of sound which is about 767,269,148 miles per hour
- superhuman speed
- superhuman reflexes
- superhuman durability
- healing factor
Boomstick: He's got some incredible feats
Wiz: Like how he outraced radio waves and even ran half way around the world in 92 secodns
Boomstick: He's really strong too
Wiz: Like how he survived colliding into an airline-jetline, took out five soldiers at once and knocked out not only captain america but ultron too
Boomstick: He's disarmed a bomb in a second and evacuated a literal military complex in seconds and disarmed 17 men and can run on water
Wiz: Finally one more thing is that well
Boomstick: in what we say is the time barrier well with the help of his sister broke the time barrier from a weird blue orb
Wiz: He helped deadpool along with the unity squad and actually nearly beat the flash
Boomstick: Now you could say he didn't win but if he hadn't paused in the middle of the fight he would of won
- Broke the time barrier
- Nearly beat the flash
- Knocked out captain america, ultron
- Disarmed a bomb in a second
Boomstick: But quicksilver has some huge problems like how he has anger issues
Wiz: Actually maybe not
Boomstick: Um how?
Wiz: well at the end of quicksilver: no surrender 5 he basically learned to slow down and not get angry much
Boomstick: Oh well
Wiz: He still charges into battle without thinking much though
Boomstick: Still can get rid of that problem can he
Wiz: Now lets talk about his sister wanda maximoff
Boomstick: Since we've already gone over her history with quicksilver we can already get to her powers
Wiz: Quicksilver has speed but wanda has hex powers
Boomstick: Which do
Wiz: It's basically where she can lift either you or objects up with these powers and can use her powers to basically fly and even warp realities
Boomstick: Awesome anyways she can shoot bolts of red energy of hex at her opponents and even hold them down and tear them apart and even held an explosion which is awesome
Wiz: Now these powers are strong as she showed to lift up five giant metal wheels which must weigh about 2 tons so 5 x 5 equals
Boomstick: Wiz were not hear in math class we know the anwser its 90
Wiz: It's 25 tons
Boomstick: She's shown to be able to actually heal people with these powers and even tore into thanoses armor with these powers
Wiz: She's been able to throw around not only villans but heroes too but this isn't her true strength
Boomstick: Lets get into this now
Wiz: Just like we said she lifted up about 25 tons and has held her own against both heroes and villains and tore into thanoses armor but thats not all she was able to break an infinity stone while crying and holding back a near powered thanos
Boomstick: But one of her most impressive feats is when she literally wiped out 90% of the mutants by uttering three word
Wiz: No more mutants
Boomstick: And just like that she wiped out half of the mutants
- Held an explosion
- Lifted about 25 tons
- Destroyed a infinity stone
- Wiped out 90% of the mutant population
Wiz: However her reality manipulation can take a tole on her by making her fragile and even lose control
Boomstick: But in the end they make a great team even if they sometimes they can get at their throats be careful of this brother and sister team
The wonder twins
Wiz: Tell me boomstick do these two look like normal people
Boomstick: No i mean there grown adults in onezies like just get some normal clothes
Wiz: Well there actually superheroes
Boomstick: Oh so thats why they are dressed like that
Wiz: Zan and jayna were an extrodinarey people because of their powers and being metahumans
Boomstick: So what are there powers
Wiz: We'll focus on zan who should be fast and easy
Boomstick: Why?
Wiz: Because he can tranform into any form of liquids
Boomstick: That is so dumb like he can only transform into air water or ice
Wiz: Well ice is probably more cooler because with ice he can transform into a cage or sled or cooler a ice monster or make turn his claw into ice
Boomstick: Thats actually really cool but the others still suck
Wiz: It's basically any form of water but this is not at what were getting at you see zan is actually an alien who is a shape shifter
Boomstick: So how did this alien get to earth
Wiz: From crash landing on earth with his sister from a space ship to alert the super friends that a villain called grax who planned to destroy earth
Boomstick: But since it's a comic they win in the end
Wiz: Zan than showed the super friends and the justice league that if they joined hands and said the name of what they were going to transfer into they would do it and thus that is zans story along with his sister
Boomstick: But when they wen't to fight grax they were beaten and needed to be saved by the super friends so they didn't start out great like at all
Wiz: So wanting to learn they stayed with the super friends oh and they have a monkey named gleek
Boomstick: Oh goddammit
Zans powers
- any water like substance
- gas
- ice
- can make claws or sleds out of ice
wiz: They than helped the justice league capture two crminals so a start but that didn't last because of a retcon so instead of being found by superheroes they wandered into a gas station in looks for food and ended up having to use their powers on their assulters nut lucky them the team known as extreme justice found out about who they were and helped them and so with the help of them they were able to stop an race of aliens taking humanity into slavery
Boomstick: Retcons goddammit
- helped defeat two crminals
- stopped humanity from being turned into slavery
Wiz: However zan is actually not that strong
Boomstick: I mean the dude can only turn into water based objects what do you expect
Wiz: He doesn't really have much fighting expirience
Boomstick: Let's just move onto the cooler jayna and her powers which include the ability to turn into any animals cheetah shark she names it she turns into it so how do we do her feats because we just did all of her feats as well
Wiz: It's simple we can base hers off the animals or some of them
Boomstick: Ok so one animal we can talk about for a feat is the rhino which are strong enough to lift over 8,000 pounds and run up to 40 miles per hour
Wiz: Thats for strength now in speed its on the cheetah which can run up to 61 miles per hour and for the most deadliest is the mosquitoes
Boomstick: What thats nothing i flick those guys all the time
Wiz: mosquitoes kill about 725,000 people each year and is one of the most deadliest alive and one thing is she was able to help the teen titans beat a giant reddish blob monster ok wierd but fine
- helped beat grax
- captured two criminals
- helped the teen titans
- can lift over 8,000 pounds
Boomstick: But unfortunetly these two have soem of the biggest flaws like how they have little battle expirience and need each other in order to activate their powers
- Little battle expirience
- need each other to activate powers
Wiz: So yeah not that formiddible but definently able to hold in their