| Puss in Boots vs Mao Mao | |
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| Air date | ??? |
| Written by | PowerfulEevee(Main), Salty Gibus |
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Intro[]
S,l Cat
Z Cat
P,e Indeed they are, and tho they may appear small their skill is anything but, Take Puss In Boots, The Legendary Outlaw of San Ricardo
Z And Mao Mao, The protector and sheriff of Pure Heart Valley
P,e I'm Biscuit That's Lucario and over there's Z, And it's our job to Annalise their weapons, armor and abilities to find out who would win a-
S,l DEATH BATTLE!
Puss In Boots Lives For A DEATH BATTLE![]
Mao Mao Serves Justice In DEATH BATTLE![]
Intermission[]
Fight[]
Pre-Fight[]
Fight![]
K.O[]
Results[]
Connections[]
(Coming Soon)
Orignal Sound Track[]
- The original sound track for this fight would be 'Your (Favorite, Fearless, Pure-Hearted) Hero', referencing not just their heroic statuses, but also Pure-Heart Valley, and Puss' effective theme for Puss in Boots 2, 'Favorite Fearless Hero'. Also their statuses of being not just heroes for villages, but also heroes in the more personal sense.
- This idea was made by SaltyGibus
Trivia[]
- This is PowerfulEevee's first Remaster
Thumbnail made by DaRealBlackYoshi
the sheriff of pure heart valley."Which of these sword fighting felines will take the win in this DEATH BATTLE"
Or
The former protector of San Lorenzo
I will be using both the adventures of puss in boots and the Shrek movies
P,e It's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to see who would win a death battle
Puss In Boots Rides Into A DEATH BATTLE![]
Abilities[]
P,e though being small Puss Is a capable fighter, Having fought people larger than himself Like el moco and on par with evil Dulcinea
S,l Puss is also a master swordsman and skilled in mostly the combat area
P,e Puss's signature move is his cute eyes. he stares at the opponent in a cute manner
S,l And when they least expect it he draws his sword and attacks, I mean look at those cute eyes I would fall for it.
P,e Really cause that's not all when his eyes get hit by sand they get even cuter.
S,l Oh my god I might just die of cuteness.
P,e And, like most cats, Puss has sharp claws able to slice through glass with ease.
S,l Their so sharp they're able to hurt Shrek who has big tough ogre skin. and Shrek is one tough cookie.
P,e Puss is great at fighting enemies small or big like el moco or just a bunch of guards
P,e He has fought on par with dulcinea, who surprisingly is a very good sword fighter and beat puss multiple times on her first time with a sword.
S,l Puss is good at fighting but not the best, like seen when he fought the ugly duckling
P,e Puss uses his signature sword , without he has no choice but to use his hands or his guitar.
P,e Puss is not great with hand to hand, an-
S,l Not great, Pfft ha he sucks hand to hand
P,e He dosen't suck he just would rather fight with a sword
Puss is a master hunter and thief, kind of shown in Shrek 2 when he helped steal the happy ever after potion
S,l Blocked Hits from a corrupted dulcinea while she was using a magical evil sword able to cut through Big Rocks.
P,e Able to take down a bull while being just a kitten.
S,l He was slammed across a cave by his tail multiple times by (the mole people king, I think that's what he was)
P,e has been thrown against a wall hard enough to crack it. And his sword withstood the attack of the evil sword.
S,l He was able to catch an arrow in his teeth. Arrows usually travel 280-350 feet per second, it would take a normal man years to hone his body just to dodge a arrow Puss caught one in his mouth.With little to no trouble.
P,e he has blocked Magical flaming arrows with just his sword.
S,; He has even fought an army of multiple Bunny women with his just his guitar
Weakness
P,e Puss has a lot of weakness, being a cat
S,l He gets distracted by balls, yarn or balls of yarn
P,e He is also well just a cat
S,l His biggest weakness is the fact that in the middle of a fight he could throw up a hairball which renders him disabled and vulnerable for a time.
P,e He also gets distracted by string, pretty much anything cats get distracted by he gets distracted by it.
S,l Puss is paralyzed if he is picked up by the scruff of his neck and can only beg for mercy if this happens. Like when he fought Shrek and Shrek picked up by his scruff.
P,e He also hates water. and gets distracted by small lights.
Mao Mao Is A Hero In DEATH BATTLE[]
Abilities[]
P,e Mao mao is a highly skilled swordsman who wields his katana Geraldine as his main weapon, Because mao mao has pitch-black fur he can easily hide in the shadows without being caught.
P,e Mao mao is a master of disguise, seen when he was able to turn himself into a Chubbum And he can change his voice to sound like one to. And he can disguise himself as adorabat and sounded just like her when asked how all he said was he practices.
P,Lunar Lash, A powerful attack in which the katana glows. The attack appears to gather light energy inside the katana and then release the energy into the opponent
S,l Helpful Harpoon Mao Mao throws Geraldine and can pull a circle from the ground
P,e A flying thing, i forgot what it was called, where mao mao spins his sword in the air and can fly into the air.
Feats
P,e As a teen mao mao was able to lift a boulder about 30 tons it was the reason he lost his tail though, as an adult mao mao was able to briefly pick up the rock monster to break up but got strained afterwards.
Survived being submerged in stomach acid
P,e He can dodge lasers with ease.
Mao Mao is able to move at superhuman speeds, at around 50 mph
P,e Mao mao is a really good swordsman being able to do crazy things like this
This shows how accurate and fast mao mao is with Geraldine.
This is a crazy show of strength he just pulled all of that up.
Or this
Oh and this
S,l Mao mao can cut a whole tree down the middle and it exploded and started smoking.
P,eHe has a special move with Geraldine called lunar lash, it was able to cut straight through a huge shadow monster
P,e Mao Mao Is a good pilot, mostly seen when he is piloting his aerocycle
S,l His aerocycle is what it sounds like, a motorcycle that can fly in the air.
P,e It can hold up Badger claws adorabat and mao mao while he had leg weights on
Mao Mao can hide and carry objects by eating them and regurgitating them later, a skill he uses mainly to store his binoculars.
weakness
S,l Mao Mao's main weakness is his reckless behavior, which can endanger himself and others
S,l He also can't handle when he is proven wrong. He overreacts.
P,e And underneath his glove's he has little kitten paws
S,l Is it just me or is Cartoon Network obsessed with grown people with little baby hands?
Golden truth form Mao Mao can release the Golden Truth Form's energy in a powerful punch, which causes a golden energy blast so powerful it makes gokus Kamehameha look like a baby did it
Pre-Fight[]
A figure with a hat can be seen laying on their horse, the screen then gets closer and the figure is seen to be Puss in boots asleep, his horse babiaca continues running.
The screen cuts to puss in boots in pure heart valley. “Where am I” Puss says while looking around. He sees a bunch of weird animal things walking around, “Ha ha This must be a dream” He said. Suddenly he heard a stomp on the ground, he turned to look and saw a giant monster. He put his hand on sword hilt and was going to unsheathe his sword when all of a sudden he saw a bike flying in the air. “Hahaha” He was laughing “Oh my this really is a dream” He fell to the ground. In a fit of laughter, he got up and saw a black cat come and slice the monster right in half.”Whoa” He clapped his hand, “babieca to the cat in a red cape.” he said and jumped onto to babieca
He jumped off next to the black cat, “Hello stranger” Puss said Mao mao turns around to see who said this. “Umm who are you?” mao mao asks, “I am puss in boots” Silence “Puss in boots” only silence “ I have the biggest bounty in Spain why does nobody know who I am” He asked aloud “Umm ok” the other cat said again “what are those” he asked pointing at puss’s boots “These they are my boots how do you not know what boots are”? puss asked, “What's a boots? You mean the other cat would respond, " You meen those silly things on your feet" He said. “They are not silly, how dare you mock my boots” Puss said “I can mock you when ever I want Puss in boots because I am mao mao hero of pure heart valley” mao mao said in full confidence “You know I am getting really tired of talking with you” Puss said as he walked off “His boots are like really weird dude” Badgerclops said to Mao mao Puss stopped in his tracks his hat covering his eyes he tilted it back up and launched towards badgerclops with his sword drawn ready to stab through him, but last-minute mao mao had rushed in front of badger clops and blocked puss's attack “ if it is a fight you want it is a fight you shall have” puss said while their swords clashed.
Fight![]
Puss would jump high into the air and land on top of mao mao’s head before preforming a little dance and jumping off and landing behind mao mao. Mao mao turned around and sliced at puss, puss would dodge everything he did. Puss then kicked mao mao into a nearby wall and laughed, Mao mao would run into the house to hide, Puss ran into the house and saw another weird frog thing “Hey where did that cat go” He asked the chubbum. it just pointed up the stairs “Thank you for your help” he said getting ready to go up the stairs but before he could, he heard a laugh he turned around and saw the chubbum unzipping its skin “ I think I’m going to puke” Puss said when mao mao popped out of the costume and ran towards puss, he then punched puss in the head and launched him into a wall leaving a giant crack in it.
Mao mao would grab puss and throw him out of a nearby window, puss and Mao mao would clash swords again and they would collide over and over again. Mao mao would jump in the air and his sword would hit the ground and energy would launch towards puss, puss flipped over the energy on the ground. They engaged into sword combat again, but puss would unarm mao mao and launch his sword away. “Ha you are unarmed, pray for mercy from Puss In boots” He said and scraped a P into a nearby wall
Mao mao would try punching Puss and would land a couple hits, launching puss behind a house.
Mao would then retrive his sword.
Meanwhile, “Hey Badgerclops should we be helping mao mao” Adorabat asked “Probably but I want to see what happens next” he said as he watched the cats fighting.
Back to The fight, Mao mao was standing on puss’s chest, but puss would slide himself from under his foot.
Puss claps his hands and babiaca came to him and puss jumped onto him
Puss turned back to where mao mao was ready to end this when mao mao started to whistle, his aerocycle came and picked up mao mao. “Yikes” Puss said seeing mao mao fly into the air the sun was going down while puss was trying to get away from mao mao. His attempts were futile as the aerocycle was too fast Mao mao came close in “ready to give up“ Mao mao said
“Never” Puss jumped off of babiaca and onto the aerocycle they got into a sword fight on it “Your footwork is incredible” Puss said “Thanks you're not bad yourself” Mao mao said back
As they continued their fight, mao mao was able to push puss off, Puss was only able to grab the edge with one hand. He looked at the cat and let go. He fell in front of a castle and decided to run inside for cover, Puss was panting as he sat down behind a throne. He got up feeling better and walked out from behind the chair it was pitch black, He walked forward when all of a sudden he was punched in the face and launched flying He saw two green eyes open puss got up and tried to run for the door only to be launched into the wall again “Ow” he said in pain and kicked out of the building right onto the sidewalk. Mao mao walked closer to Puss Geraldine in his hand ready to end the fight. But then puss took off his hat and looked mao mao in the face his eye’s growing larger “Aww” Mao mao said when he was suddenly kicked back into the castle.
Puss was only getting started he knew better than to run in after the cat so he waited outside for a little while when all of a sudden mao mao came and jumped above puss about to slice straight down the middle, but puss blocked the blow and dodged backwards
Meanwhile
“Badgerclops I think Mao mao needs our help now” Adorabat would say “Nah this is his fight adorabat his fight” badgerclops said
Puss and mao mao would collide sword when suddenly mao mao kicked puss backwards puss would do a flip in the air and land on his feet behind adorabat he would decide enough was enough puss charged pass adorabat and mao mao rushed forward as well they both jumped in the air and only black figures could be seen when one of them fell to the ground.
When the color came back you could see puss lying on the ground he saw mao mao looking down at him, he tried to grab his sword but it was nowhere to be seen
Puss tried to cute eye mao mao, but mao mao threw sand in his eyes
“I won’t fall for that again” mao mao said looking down at puss, but puss looked at mao mao and he saw in his eyes
It looked like a galaxy mao mao looked in awe and once he was distracted puss saw a chubbum holding a guitar he ran at the little thing and took the guitar “I will pay you back.. If I remember” he said as he smacked mao mao in his head with the guitar. Mao mao intercepted the next attack and sliced it in half puss saw he was out of options he looked around and saw his sword on top of a house he tried to run towards it but mao mao ran in front of him, startling puss he jumped and landed on his back mao mao advanced and with one swing of his sword it was over
K.O[]
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But was it? it turns out that mao mao had spared the likes of Puss In Boots
“Huh” puss said as he looked around facing toward The Other Cat “ You.. spared me?” He asked looking at Mao Mao
“Yes You have shown what it takes to be a hero and i would like to deputize you” Mao mao said
“Ok my friend but I dont think i ever got your name” he said to him
“ It’s mao mao my new deputy” Mao mao said
“Why would you want to hire me”? puss asked
“Because you remind me of me and I’m Incredible” Mao mao said
Mao Mao and puss can be seen fighting Tanya, who was looking to collect puss’s bounty
Results[]
S,l Where was the death!? The Destruction? The Brutalaity? This Is Death Battle, Not Friendship Fights.
P,e A quick look into these two cats show quite a intresting fight with both being fairly even in their mastery of the sword however their is a reason why Mao Mao Won, Take example their strengths As a mere child Puss was capable of tackiling a full grown bull, A bull can weigh up to anywhere from 1,200 Pounds To 2,000, while as a teen Mao Mao Could lift around 30 Tons that's about six female affrican elephants, and a lot of bulls, and as an adult Mao Mao was capable of lifting the Rock Monster for a brief period, A Monster made of pure Stone towering over him
S,l Yea and both were pretty fast seeing how Puss Was capable of dodging blasts of lightning and and catching arrows with his teeth While Mao Mao Is Capable Of Moving at 50 mph, That's around moving at the same speed as cheeta!
P,e Neither were slouches when it came to durability either as both have taken beatings upon beatings from creatures larger than themselves, Like How Puss survived being slammed on the walls of a cave being slammed hard enough on a wall to crack it
S,l ...
P,e I could have worded that better huh?
S,l Uh, Yea
P,e Anyway Puss has also been hit by shrek who was able to move a boulder with incrediable ease, Like Chirs Redfield However Mao Mao has shown feats of durability far greater like Getting crushed by a giant rock monster and being absoulutly fine, It may be looking like this was a one sided stomp but trust me Puss had a few tricks up his sleeves like how both were great with sword-play but Puss Has shown to be far greater in combat with his sword, Mao Mao uses brute strength and some technique while fighting however Puss Excells in sword fighting and is capable of challenging great fighters with the likes of his sword.
S,l Both are also stubborn and can't back away from a fight however Mao Mao has far greater Anger Issues and as such gets mad quicker
P,e Puss also had his trump card, his Cat Eyes, and if it had worked could have been the end of Mao Mao but listen compare these two right now and tell us which is cuter
P,e Yea that's what I thought so while both could hold their own in a fight and may have been tough opponents for each other I guess You Could Say that Mao Mao just edged out in the stats and Stole the win
S,l However with no death you could also say this battle was a Catastrophe
P,e The Winner Is Mao Mao
Connections[]
The Connections Between These Two Are
- Two cartoon cats from fairly popular franchises (Shrek And Mao Mao) who use swords to fight their opponents. Both protect/protected a town they endangered in the first place (San Lorenzo And Pure Heart Valley) the town themselves are filled with strange people/Creatures, they both have a female friend who is all cute and cuddly and seem weak but have shown to have potential time and time again (Dulcinea And Adorabat) they each have a friend who has betrayed them at one point (Kitty Soft Paws And Tanya Keys) Both wear and sort of have an addiction to particular pieces clothing (Puss has his Hat and Boots While Mao mao has his cape and pads) they each have something they hold dear to them (Puss's Boots And Geraldine) they both have a friend who are taller than themselves (Sherk And Badgerclops) not to mention they both have green eyes.
Next Time[]
Riordan Protagonist Battle Royale
Music Track[]
The Track For This would be Hero In Boots, Refrencing Mao Mao being A Hero And Puss's Iconic Boots
Alternate Ending[]
Puss and mao mao would collide sword when suddenly mao mao kicked puss backwards puss would do a flip in the air and land on his feet behind adorabat he would decide enough was enough puss charged pass adorabat and mao mao rushed forward as well they both jumped in the air and only black figures could be seen when one of them fell to the ground. When the color came back you could see puss lying on the ground he saw mao mao looking down at him, he tried to grab his sword but it was nowhere to be seen
Puss tried to cute eye mao mao, but mao mao threw sand in his eyes
“I won’t fall for that again” mao mao said looking down at puss, but puss looked at mao mao and he saw in his eyes
It looked like a galaxy mao mao looked in awe and once he was distracted puss saw a chubbum holding a guitar he ran at the little thing and took the guitar “I will pay you back.. If I remember” he said as he smacked mao mao in his head with the guitar. Mao mao intercepted the next attack and sliced it in half puss saw he was out of options he looked around and saw his sword on top of a house he tried to run towards it but mao mao ran in front of him, startling puss he jumped and landed on his back mao mao advanced and with one swing of his sword it was over