Description[]
Two hideous hybrid creatures born of two or more equally horrific creatures that were not meant to exist or to be released, they are extremely aggressive and unpredictable, they were both created by accident, and they both had to be killed for the sack of others are about to fight to the death. This is the seventh episode of the first season of Dandyclaw's Death Battle.
Interlude[]
· Wiz: Hybrids. The combination of two species allowing the strengths of both to be passed on to their offspring.
· Boomstick: And today we are taking two of the most powerful and deadly hybrids out there to see who is the scary hybrid you don’t wanna have hunting you down.
· Wiz: The Predalien, the accidental abomination from Alien vs Predator
· Boomstick: And the Scorpios Rex, the hidden genetic reject from Jurassic World. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
· Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills, to find out, who would win.....a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Predalien Unleashes Chaos in Death Battle[]
o Wiz: Their rivalry is unmatched. Their struggles endless. Their battles epic.
o Boomstick: The Xenomorph, also known as the Alien.
o Wiz: And the Yautja, better known as the Predator.
o Boomstick: Aliens versus Predator y'all! But what happens when the two most dangerous aliens in the galaxy decide to have a baby? Then you get the Predalien, which is freaking awesome and disgusting at the same time!!! “Disome”
o Wiz: On the contrary, the Predalien is the abominable hybrid of the Xenomorph and the Yautja. One such specimen was created after the Blooded Trials of three Unblooded Yautjas
o Boomstick: Trial where they trap humans in a giant pyramid and hunt them all down, all while being chased by Xenomorphs. I would not recommend it for any vacation spots.
o Wiz: At the end of the trial, there were no survivors, and Scar's body was to be returned to Yautja Prime for his last rites
o Boomstick: However, during the Hunt, The sole survivor and ultimate badass Scar was infected by a Xenomorph Facehugger, the Xenomorph Spawn that attaches to your face and implants eggs in you, which just saying it out loud makes my stomach turn ugh. Unnoticed to all, the Predalien was born upon the Predator Ship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC7wqiZa7yk
o Wiz: After molting within a couple days to its adult stage, the Predalien killed the entire crew of the Yautja scout ship, which at a last-minute effort was detached from the main ship and sent back to Earth.
o Boomstick: Once it crashed back on the blue plaent, its cargo of the surviving Predalien and several Facehuggers ran rampant near the town of Gunnison, Colorado, killing anything and anyone who stood in its way.
o Wiz: Standing up to nine to ten feet tall and weighing 252 lbs. the Predalien is an absolute beast of a hybrid. It has deadly features from both the Xenomorph and the Yautja that make it a formidable adversary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LS1FUO_dMk&t=238s
o Boomstick: Though appearance of known iterations of the Predalien vary throughout the franchise, they displayed common traits derived from the host species; more robust and less skeletal than a typical Xenomorph Drone, dreadlock-like appendages on its head, less elongated skull, similar mandibles around the mouth, a more barbed flail-like spear tail, and the ability to produce similar vocalizations to the Predators
o Wiz: In addition of having paler skin color than most other Xenomorphs, they stand taller than humans and Yautjas alike as well as possess greater physical strength than both extraterrestrial species. They also possess greater resistance to fire, giving them better advantage against enemies with heat-based weaponry than other aliens.
o Boomstick: Man, this thing is a living nightmare, it’s no wonder the Predators perceive Predaliens as a decrease to their kind and wish to destroy all living traces of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDMLecGLd4&t=36s
o Wiz: on the other hand, the Xenomorph Queens value this newly created hybrid as among her best defenders of her hive.
o Boomstick: Aside from their Super strength and enhanced endurance, the Predalien is both Cunning and Intelligence, able to sneak up on an expecting human or ambush a highly trained Yautja hunter, proving that it’s anything but a mindless monster.
o Wiz: Much like the Yautja, Predaliens have been known to mutilate their victims and claim trophies from them, usually ripping out the skull. However, it is unlikely this is done in pursuit of perceived honor, since the lack any warrior codes similar to that of the Predators
o Boomstick: Similar to its Xenomorph brethren, Predaliens directly increase the population of Xenomorphs by implanting embyros into its hosts in a manner similar to a facehugger. Ugh now that is just plain gross, I think I’m going to puke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXj039q8FkA&t=30s
o Wiz: It is known that the Yautja dreadlocks are sensory organs, similar to whiskers of a cat, and assist with balance and reflexes. Predaliens presumably use them similarly, being more versatile and agile than a Xenomorph.
o Boomstick: Predaliens are a rare and unique breed of alien, serving the Xenomorph hive as warriors, infestation agents, and one potential substitute to a Queen in the absence of Hive Monarch
o Wiz: A single Predalien can rip out a man's spine, smacked the Elite Predator Wolf with its tail and sends him flying, survived being by a machine gun, lifted a full-grown human with its tail easily, and survived the crash of the Predator ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbIxgutBNx4
o Boomstick: But that doesn’t mean this abomination can’t be killed. It can be injured by advanced weaponry like when it was slashed by Wolf's wristblades and blasted with his plasma cannon. Heck the only thing that was able to kill this thing was a tactical nuclear bomb dropped on the hospital where it and Wolf were fighting.
o Wiz: It just goes to show you that the Xenomorph and Predators are deadly in their own ways, but the hybrid Predalien is the best, or should I say worse, of both alien worlds.
o Boomstick: If you thought the Alien or Predator were Ugly Mother F’s, the Predalien is a hundred times worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btwDhrDJQ5Y
o The Predalien impregnating a pregnant woman.
Scorpios Rex is too dangerous for Death Battle[]
o Boomstick: Just when you thought the entire events of Jurassic World was over with the death of the genetic hybrids Indominus Rex and its hideous counterpart, the Indoraptor, you’re dead wrong!!
o Wiz: Before the creation of both these hybrid monstrosities, Dr. Henry Wu, under the acknowledgement of CEO of Jurassic World, Simon Masrani, attempted to create a hybrid dinosaur for the park’s new attraction. Using the DNA of various species of dinosaurs, Dr. Wu created the very first successful hybrid dinosaur, which he would name the Scorpios rex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh_cy0jG8CE
o Boomstick: Despite many setbacks and Masrani claiming the dinosaur was too ludicrous to be put on display, Wu insisted on keeping the hybrid, hoping to one day show his discovery to the world. Poor guy, smart people dumb, like you Wiz.
o Wiz: HEY!! However, after barely surviving an attack from the hybrid one day, Dr. Wu eventually came to realize that due to the Scorpios' mindless aggressiveness, it was far too dangerous to be set loose, let alone placed as a park attraction for the public.
o Boomstick: With Masrani deeming the creature to be too unstable and unpredictable, Wu shut down the project and destroyed his creation, or did he.
o Wiz: Secretly, Wu kept the Scorpios in a cryogenic tube to forever sleep, intending to never release it, so that he could eventually find a way to dispose of it permanently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDwmnk6NSpo
o Wiz: At least it made a descent ice sculpture for his office for Christmas.
o Wiz: Unfortunately, after the incident with the Indomiuns Rex, the park was evacuated and all staff were forced to go with them, leaving the Scorpios’ cryogenic tube unattended. Soon the dinosaurs would run wild and the power would slowly start to run out, causing the cryogenic chamber to heat up and crack open
o Boomstick: With no one to keep the creature under control, expect for a few unfortunate and extremely lucky kids left behind on the island, the Scorpios rex escaped its containment and began to wreak havoc across the park, killing anything that stood in its path. Now, I know what you are thinking; "Dear Lord, what in good God's name is that thing?!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1VQ9Gvp2yw
o Wiz: The Scorpios rex is depicted as a medium-sized theropod dinosaur, being smaller than Indominus rex and slightly larger than the Indoraptor. It stood 11 feet tall, 25 feet long, and weight an estimate of about 800 to 2,500 lbs.
o Boomstick: Just like the Indominus and the Indoraptor, this freak of nature was created by splicing together the DNA of various dinosaurs, three of which were the Carnotaurus, Tyrannosaurus Rex, and Velociraptor. It even had Tree frog DNA to help it survive in a tropical environment and Scorpionfish DNA to help withstand an accelerated growth, just like the Cuttlefish for Indominus Rex. It’s literally the Frankenstein of the dinosaur world.
o Wiz: Scorpios Rex possess a lot of traits that made it too grotesque for display. I mean have you seen that thing up close, that’s a face only a mother could love.
o Boomstick: I don’t think even a blind grandma could love that thing, and trust me I would know. My grandma is both blind and ugly, just don’t tell I said that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH1dZRIueL8
o Wiz: These traits included a brachycephalic muzzle, red eyes with slit pupils set high on its skull, a prominent overbite and jagged, uneven teeth. Like its name suggests, it has venomous spines on its elbows, tail and neck due to its scorpionfish DNA, which can detach and embed in an opponent's flesh in a manner similar to that of a porcupine.
o Boomstick: Much like its cousin, the Indoraptor, it has opposable thumbs and grasping talons, which enable it to climb and ambush unexpecting prey from above. Its semi-prehensile tail also aids it in climbing. Unlike its predecessor, the Indominus rex, it has infrared vision which allows it to see the heat signature of its prey. My Goodness, and I thought this thing wasn’t scary enough already.
o Wiz: The Scorpios Rex is an extremely deadly hybrid, shown to outrun a Gallimimus and effortlessly ambush and dispatch a full grown Ceratosaurus, which weight almost a tone. Two make matters worse, it has the ability to reproduce asexually due to frog DNA.
o Boomstick: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME, NOW THERE’S MORE THAN ONE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG837Y2vgxc&t=1202s
o Wiz: As a result, a single Scorpios can give birth to another one of its species without the need of a mate. The Scorpios Rex is shown to be mindlessly violent and ruthless just like the Indominus rex, since it mainly killed its victims for sport rather than to eat them, even leaving some of its victims' corpses around the island in a gruesome state.
o Boomstick: This freak of nature may be vicious and bloodthirsty, but with the right strategic planning, a smarter individual can exploit the few weaknesses this creature has.
o Wiz: The Scorpios rex appears to suffer from neurological and respiratory disorders; its behavior is calm and docile one minute, before switching to hyper-aggressive and unpredictable the next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3eEjZnD40
o Boomstick: Plus, its breaths like a pug with a cold, which is actually kind of cute in my opinion.
o Wiz: It is also easily distracted by loud noises and fire, the latter of which fascinates it. The Camp Cretaceous campers used these tactics to lure the beast aways from each other, pitted the original Scorpios against its equally aggressive offspring, and trapped them inside a collapsing building, killing them both and ending its existence forever.
o Boomstick: But for as long as Jurassic World continues its awful habits of cloning dinosaurs, the Scorpius Rex will forever remain a constant reminder of the threat’s hybrid dinosaurs can cause.
o Scorpios Rex roaring in the rain
Pre-Fight:[]
Wiz: all right the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight:[]
Deep in the jungle of Isla Nublar at night, a herd of dinosaurs are seen grazing near a watering hole. Hidden in the tall bushes, the Scorpios Rex is stalking several Ouranosaurus waiting to pounce. It begins to move closer to them.
However, a mysterious space craft falls from the sky and lands in the middle of the jungle. The Predalien emerges from the craft and crawls out, it begins to sniff the air around it and climbs up a tree for a better view. It observes the dinosaurs in the trees as it climbs down onto the grass. It begins to stalk its way towards the dinosaurs to find the weakest one to attack.
The Predalien singles out an injured Ouranosaurus and begins to creep towards it slowly disappearing into the grass. At the same time, the Scorpios Rex spots the same dinosaur and beings to get into position to pounce.
Just the Scorpios is about to attack the Ouranosaurus, the Predalien jumps out and attacks the dinosaur, killing it by slitting its throat. The other dinosaurs here the commotion and begin to run away in a panic.
The Scorpios Rex snarls at the Predalien, demanding it to leave and give it its kill. The Predalien doesn’t back down, and the two creatures roar at each other.
The Predalien rushes at the Scorpios Rex jumps at with his four limbs to knock it off its feet, but the dinosaur stands up tall and absorbs the impact without losing its balance. The Scorpios take the opportunity to grab the Predalien and smashes it onto the ground. They struggled for a moment in the grass before leaping back from each other and then both attacking by slashing at each other with their claws. Several of these attacks struck together whilst a couple of them were dodged. They soon come to a standstill and go back to circling each other, snarling and growing
Predalien: Rawwwwr!!
Scorpios: Gaaaaah!!
The Scorpios Rex tries to attack the Predalien, but the Predalien moves out of the way and makes the hybrid dinosaur hit a tree by mistake. As it turns around, the Predalien uses its claws to scratch at the Scorpios Rex, but it did does little damage to the monstrous dinosaur. Seeing that it’s at a disadvantage, the Predalien attempts to ran away, but the Scorpios is faster and is able to tackle it into the herd of grazing dinosaurs. Their commotion spooks the rest of the dinosaurs and they all flee in different directions in a panic.
The two creatures get back and go back to circling each other, then the Predalien does a mock charge at the Scorpois Rex but jumps backwards before getting hit by the Scorpios claws. A dinosaur then runs past the Scorpios, temporarily distracting it. The Predalien takes the opportunity to leap forward and jump on the dinosaurs back and bites down its neck. The Scorpios Rex roars in pain and tries to shake the Predalien off it by bucking like a horse, by the Predalien remains attached to it. It then stands up on its hind legs which allows it to grab the Predalien with its front hands and throw it to the grounds. As the Predalien struggles to stand up, the Scorpios prepares to strike it down with its claws. However, it is taken by surprise when a Triceratops rams into its side and knocks it backwards towards the watering hole.
Scorpios: Reeeh!!
As the Scorpios gets to its feet, The Predalien is the first to strike, as it clamped down on the Scorpios's neck using its strong jaws, pinning it to the ground. Nonetheless, the Scorpios Rex gets back on his feet and uses its strength to break free of the Predalien’s grip, taking the chance to try and bite its opponent's flanks, before flinging the Predalien into the grass. The Predalien then decides to charge headfirst into the Scorpios Rex chest, pushing it further into to. The Scorpios Rex then bites down on the Predalien’s neck, but it is forced to let go when it uses it’s pointed tail to stab into its leg.
Scorpios: Roooooooooar!!
Taking advantage of the distracted predator, the Predalien lunges towards it, knocking it backwards, causing them both to fall into the water. The two creatures wrestle with each other as they roll deeper into the water. Eventually they both separate and swim back to the surface to breathe. Both emerge on the opposite side of the watering hole, they both stare at each other and the Preadlein runs into the forest as the Scorpios Rex chases after it.
Predalien: Screeeh!!!
Scorpios: Rawwr!!
After running after the Predalien, using its infrared vision to track it, the Scorpios finds itself at the crash site of the Predalien’s spaceship. It becomes memorized by the burning flames and it walks towards them. Unknown to the Scorpios, the Predalien is hiding on top of a tree and jumps on top of the Scorpios’ back and starts scratching and biting it. The Scorpios snips around to get the Preadlien off its back and when it tries to turn its head to bit it, the Predalien leaps off it and back to the ground.
Predalien: Grrrrrr!
Scorpios: Rawwr!
The Scorpios Rex uses its longer arms to slash at the Predalien, knocking into a small tree. Still willing to fight, the Predalien retaliates with a tail whip straight to the face of the hybrid dinosaur. The hybrid alien jumps at its opponent and quickly pins down the injured dinosaur. Climbing towards Its face, Predalien opens its mouth up, revealing its retractable tongue mouth and tries to infect the dinosaur as it struggles to free itself. But, the Scorpios Rex uses its strength to wrestle an arm free and shoves the Predalien off of it. The Scorpios stands up, and swings it’s tail at the Predalien. The Predalien counters by swinging it’s own tail, and their tails clash with each other. Though the alien’s tail is sharper, the dinosaur’s tail is longer and stronger, and the force of the blow throws the smaller creature back.
The Predalien gets up just as the Scorpios charges at it and dodges the attack, making the dinosaur crash into the spaceship. behind them. The Scorpios gets up quickly, and charges again at the Predalien, and uses its claws to slash the Predalien’s left leg. The Predalien throat is bleeding, but it is still standing though it is struggling a bit. The Scorpios rushes back to finish the job, but the Predalien grabs the arm it was going to attack with, and it uses its mouth to bite the Dino’s arm. The Scorpios is in pain as well, but it fights through it and shakes the hybrid alien off its arm and throws it aside.
The Scorpios Rex then attempts a tail swipe, but the much smarter Predalien anticipates this and leaps backwards, dodging the attack. The Predalien lunges forward to attack the Scorpios, but the knocks it away with its claws. As the Predalien struggles back to its feet, it is suddenly it from behind by the Scorpios’ tail, leave two of its spikes in its leg. The Predalien gets to its feet and pulls the spikes from its leg, as it roars in pain.
The Scorpios Rex than charges at Predalien, put it still manages to jump out of the way, causing the Scorpios to ram into a tree. Temporarily dazed, the Predalien takes the opportunity to strike the Scorpios with its tail. But the Scorpios counters but hit the Preadlien with its tail again, knocking it backwards. As the Predalien struggles to stand, it begins to feel the effects of the Scorpios’ venom taking effect.
Predalien: Grrrr!!!
The Scorpios slowly stalks towards the weaken Predalien, preparing to finish it off. The Predalien uses what strength it has to swing its tail into the Scorpios’ arm, seriously wounding it. As the Scorpios roars in pain, the Predalien take the opportunity to sneak behind it and stab the dinosaur in the leg. Wounded, but unwilling to surrender, the Scorpios stand up let out a roar to intimated the Predalien. This provides the Scorpios with the opening it was waiting for, so it hurls itself at the Scorpios with all its remaining strength in an attempt to impregnate it. However, the Scorpios Rex counters this move by grabbing the Predalien by the neck with its claws. The Predalien struggles to free itself and stabs the Scorpios in its already injured leg with its tail. The Scorpios then bites down on the Predalien’s head and rips it off with all this strength. Dropping the headless body and spitting out the Predalien’s head on the ground, the Scorpios Rex roars in victory before limping away into the jungle.
Results[]
Boomstick: Now that was by far the most graphic nature documentary I have ever seen in my life
Wiz: Both these hybrid creatures were dangerous in their own way, but only one was far fiercer and deadlier than the other.
Boomstick: Sure, the Predalien could impregnate you with penis mouth and tear a full-grown man to shreds, the Scorpios Rex was way worse. Not only was it bigger and stronger, but it has killed far bigger threats than anything the Predalien had faced
Wiz: Although neither creature was known for their intelligences, they both had the ferocity to back it. But when it came to their arsenal and secret weapons, the Scorpius venom was more of a danger the Predalien's alien infection.
Boomstick: Sure the Predalien could impregnate the Scorpius with its penis shaped tongue, it would haven then sometime before the eggs hatched inside, giving the killer dinosaur more than enough time to launch a counter attack
Wiz: The Predalien may have been a merciless hybrid to be feared, but against the Scorpios strength and blood lust, it was clearly outmatched in all over categories.
Boomstick: Guess the Predalien bit off more than it could chew in this rumble in the jungle
Wiz: The Winner is the Scorpius Rex
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Soundtrack[]
The cover name would be "Man Made Abominations".