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Powerful Cartoons Battle Royale is an episode of DEATH BATTLE!, Featuring Felix the Cat from Felline Follies, Mickey Mouse from Walt Disney, Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes, Woody Woodpecker from the same series, Pink Panther from the same series, Popeye from Popeye the Sailor Man, SpongeBob SquarePants from the same series, Chowder from also the same series, Uncle Grandpa from the same series, Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, Tom & Jerry from the same series, and Ed , Edd'n Eddy from the same series.

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Felix The Cat Toon Forces DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Felix The Cat Theme)

Boomstick: Soo, in 1923 it was the time this Cat reached glory and popularity!

Wiz: His name is Felix The Cat.

Boomstick: This cat makes me laugh!

Wiz: He he is generally always portrayed as mischievous, but good-hearted, and willing to help others in need. Notably, a lot of his 1920s shorts revolve around him trying to get food by any means necessary, even going as far as stealing from other people.

Boomstick: He also has a Magic Bag that let's him use whatever he wants!

Wiz: He is also Garfield, didn't you know? A CN Bumper where he dranked a Juice and becamed on him.

Boomstick: And he was older than Mickey Mouse, and his popularity reached until Mickey himself was born, then he was forgottened... Good some people remembers him...

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  • Name:Felix the Cat
  • Age:More then 60 Years Old
  • Origin: Felline Follies
  • Classification: Antrophomorfical Cartoon Cat


Wiz: Felix is very powerful, he can tank the Planet Mars sneezing so hard that it blows away Stars, and he can damage those able to harm him, meaning he is Solar System in Attack Potency!

Boomstick: Felix is fast too, he dodged lasers, can get planet to planets in a few, and His magic bag is fast enough to travel between planets, so it's possible this form can be just as fast doing Felix be MFTL+!

Wiz: With a TV remote, can control/manipulate the cartoon. Saved Rosco from a dream entity known as "Jeeper Creepers" who he defeated in the dream world. Traveled to another dimension and rescued princess Oriana and her entire kingdom from the Duke and his robotic army. This means Felix is possibly Universal+ with this Remote.

Boomstick: But we don't joke when he is Garfield, he dranked a Juice to become him, and Garfield is truly a Monster, he can brought his dreams to reality, and in a Pet Force Comic he dreamt with infinite universes and dimensions, and he can with his speed travel back in time, so Felix can be Multiversal+ and Immeasurable transformed into Garfield!

Wiz: Felix is very clever and resourceful. He Often uses his cunning and wit to get out of trouble, being able to get bull-headed enemies to charge into traps. Felix Can make anything out of whatever he finds such as making a bunch of numbers into a fully-functioning motorcycle and he haas over the years took jobs such as a detective, baseball player, etc. Skilled at fencing and boxing, so he is a Genius in Intelligence!

Boomstick: Now let's get in his skills, shall we?

Wiz: Felix has a Powerful Toon Force, he can took out what he wants having Hammer Space from his Hammer Space, control the cartoon like he wants with his Remote, has regeneration and literally he can erase people off existence turning them to shreds like if they were paper!

Boomstick: His eyeballs can also set like a lantern to see in the dark, he has 9-Lifes so if he dies, he'll come back, can break the fourth wall,Has an incredible sense of smell, able to track/identify almost anything by scent alone, he can remove his tail, and shape-shift!

Wiz: His Magic Bag has a wacky world, has a mind of his own, has Hammer Space and gives Felix what he wants, sorta like Wander's Hat from Wander Over Yonder, or Wakko Warner's also named Magic Bag from Animaniacs!

Boomstick: He can transform in The Black Cat fusing with his Magic Bag, he gains flight, super strength, and resists magic, curses enemies with bad luck with his presence, enlarges limbs, is agile, and it combines Felix's Toon Force and the Magic Bag's Magic for the true potential of the Form, how amazing!

Wiz: He has a Baby form sometimes appears in his bag travelling through time literally, only Felix sees him. However, Baby Felix can interact with the physical world around him, making him an invisible ally, Baby Felix is incredibly quick and agile, but not very strong and doesn't have much toon force, he has a Baby Bag, Felix's Magic Bag but baby and not as powerful, and Felix has weaknesses, Felix Being A Little Too Trusting/Naive, Fall Into Traps, Can Easily Be Distracted, And Even Turpentine Acetone Benzene Which Means Toon Acid. And his baby self can be baited by chocolate but let's not mess with the old powerful iconic TV's Cat.


Felix laughs.



Mickey Mouse Buys DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Mickey Mouse March Theme)

Wiz: Well, this character is very recognizible, I don't know if we should speak about his Backstory.

Boomstick: Mickey Mouse is the mascot of Walt Disney, when he lost the rights from the old mascot known as Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

Wiz: And Mickey then was borned in November 18th from the year 1928 in the Cartoon Steamboat Willie, and he was used to be known as Mortimer Mouse, but Disney's wife changed his name to Mickey, and in said cartoon he was piloting a Steamboat while whistling.

We see a Clip of Mickey whistling driving his steamboat.

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  • Name: Michael Theodore Mouse (full name)
      • Origin: Disney, Mickey & Friends, Kingdom Hearts
      • Gender: Male
      • Age: 90 years old in the real time (Was created in 1928). Otherwise, depicted as in early-to-mid 20s
      • Classification: Mouse, mascot, king, jedi, detective, superhero, entertainer, musketeer, etc.

Wiz: Mickey Mouse is in fact very powerful, He can scale to Minnie Mouse who spunt Pete to the moon so hard she brokened it and can scale to Pete who tanked that that feels insane!

Boomstick: Mickey can also be scaled to Goofy, Goofy is crazy as hell, man he just destroys the Sun so fucking casually tons of times and even in one of those times he destroyed the sun Alongside the UNIVERSE by a Leaf Blower! That's so fucking crazy!

There is also this Mickey and co survived a Roar of Beast that destroyed his own cartoon and he was still alive!

Boomstick: This makes Mickey Mouse be Large Star to Universal+! That's so damn insane! Hell you could also arguably say Mickey Mouse is 11-D due to a 11-D IMP in his universe and comics and cartoons are canon for him due to Epic Mickey and Mickey has destroyed the universe a lot which might include this eleventh dimension!

Wiz: Yeah, he can even be Massively Faster than Light+ in Space Walkies he went across the whole solar system with his Dog Pluto and they literally past planets and all that, Mickey reacting to all of this So MFTL+ Mickey Mouse!

Boomstick: Not only that, he in one short literally GRABBED the Sun meaning that at best he has Stellar Lifting Strenght. Mickey lifting the sun is very hard to believe!

Wiz: And for his durability, he can tank blows from both Donald and Goofy who are comparable to him, so he has around Large Star to Universal+ Durability and also via tanking that universal destruction of Beast.

Boomstick: Well, we should go for his powers now, He has Plothax since he left the cartoon as started to mess with the frames to beat up Pete!

Wiz: Yeah, he can also break the fourth wall, even in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse he is aware that he is a fictional character and speaks with the audience, Mickey also knows of Martial Arts like Boxing.

Boomstick: Mickey also can tend to start to trick his opponents pretty much similar to Bugs Bunny, and in that one short Goofy was a Zombie he made a decoy of himself but with rocks or sum.

Wiz: Mickey can manipulate his own body, stretch and duplicate himself, and he has Hammer Space and Cartoon Logic of Toon Force he is pretty crazy using, to the point he can leave his cartoon and do what he wants with it , even in one short he stopped time with a remote control to warm up himself literally in his birthday, he also has in Epic Mickey the Thinner, which can melt Cartoon characters, it's like a Cartoon Toon-Acid.  

Boomstick: He also has Paint, which can restore things yeeted by the Thinner and he can use a Spin Attack and use all this attacks with his Magic Paintbrush, he can aswell jump very high and use his Tail as a lazzo.   Mickey can regenerate too, he came back of being a puddle And hell he even power-scales Donald Duck who got erased by a pencil so he might have even Low-Godly Regeneration if you Power-Scale him to Donald!

Wiz: Mickey knows how to transmutate people aswell  and shrink them .  

Boomstick: And the Sorcerer's Hat makes him even stronger, he could use magic with this to the point he can fight Jafar, remember that OP Disney Villain but he hasn't mastered it fully, but look all the badass shit he does with this!    

Wiz: But that's not even all, as King Mickey from Kingdom Hearts, he Can fight on par with Heartless that can destroy Worlds which have been implied and stated to be their own universes, and Is comparable to Sora who has a lot of Universal feats such as DefeatingAnsem after he fused with the World of Chaos which is an entire universe of darkness, Defeating all thirteen members of Organisation XIII including all of their Data Forms which are even strong and the same Universal feats from the Heartless so he has more Universal+ Arguments in Kingdom Hearts and he is Comparable to others that can travel across the worlds with a Keyblade Glider, which has been shown to also relate to direct physical movements and is comparable to the Gummi Ship based on Aqua and Ventus getting to the Keyblade Graveyard within a day just like it while also including the threat of Gummi Heartless, comparable to Xemnas, who reacted to Roxas going from Radiant Garden to the Keyblade Graveyard in seconds, not far behind Sora, who reacted to a Keyblade beam from Xehanort of a similar nature as this one making Mickey be Millions MFTL+ with KH!

Boomstick: Mickey has 3 Keyblades. The Kingdom Key D, the Star Seeker, and the Star Cluster!

Wiz: The Kingdom Key D is a Keyblade from the Realm of Darkness, a realm where time doesn't exist and is done by the Darkness in person from all over the world And The Star Seeker is a Kaychain for Mickey's Keyblade and finally, the Star Cluster, a combination of the Keyblades from Mickey. Not only that, Mickey is very good using his Keyblades which can use for strikes and slashes.

Boomstick: In powers, Mickey can fly, and he can literally Stop Time in a Good Range with Stopza!  

Wiz: He can also do Magic Balls which are apparently based in Light And Holy let's Mickey heal himself or allies.

Boomstick: Mickey can summon his Keyblades aswell, And with Ultima, Mickey can use an offensive spell which is powerful enough to outclass Xehanort's Stopza clashing with it in order to null its power. But that's not all he can do... Well, all he can do alone... But when he's Amped by Sora. He can extend his Keyblade higher and making a Light based Large Sword like thing! With it, Mickey is very Powerful. He can easily fight with thirteen vessels of Xehanort at once, 1 shotting them very easily and at a pretty low health. And Mickey can shot a Light Beam can 1 shot them easily like if he did erase or desintegrate them!    

Wiz: Yeah, but this is not even at where Mickey Mouse stops... Remember Star Wars. He literally can fight Yoda and ended being at the same level he is in The Force! time travel exists in Star Wars, it requires to temporal dimensions, the one we know and an imaginary one, that’s still treated as his own temporal dimension and exists since time would need to fold back in on itself in order to travel into the past, this means that the Star Wars universe is 5d.This makes Mickey Mouse at Lowball High Complex Multiversal and ya Yoda scales to this shit, he is superior to those Jedis who has that Ships to time travel so. Now let’s to get eveeen Higher, You know what Hyperspace is in Star Wars? It let’s you travel faster than light there, but also far more. It’s a higher-d space that is beyond the conventional space-time composed from more dimensions than the spatial 3 and the temporal 1 that normal space is composed of. Even looking into Hyperspace for too long can cause lower dimensional beings madness and it’s stated to be a dimension outside space-time as a whole and we see these statements are largely referring to how Hyperspace is perceived by lower dimensional beings so they would only be perceiving the space itself as beyond the 5d universe, making it 6d spatially and with its own 2 temporal dimensions, since it has its own space time that works the same, hyperspace would be in total 8d. Insane isn’t it?

Now, the Other Space, pretty much like Hyperspace but higher in the Star Wars cosmology, being a higher-d space beyond Hyperspace, transcending it as the same fashion of it transcending normal space being beyond dimensions themselves entirely, so it would hold the same transcendence  over Hyperspace as it is over real space, doing Hyperspace be 9D spatially and totally 11D. Hell, this goes crazier than you think at the end. Now let’s get in the best craziest last part. you have the real world, it views the verse as fiction entirely and seems to be the same as the primary universe which does the same, 12d, and then 14d with extra temporal dimensions, seeing as time still clearly exists since there’s motion and change, and it’s treated as a normal universe, and is supposed to be ours or at least the fictional representation of ours. now we see yoda, the force, and the Jedi exist in the real world which the author doesn’t question after mentioning mace windu which implies he and other Star Wars characters exist in the real world meaning it’s seemingly just a higher dimensional version of the normal Star Wars universe, meaning it’s presumably have hyperspace and other cosmological structures, we even have black holes like Star Wars which are related to real space and hyperspace meaning a higher dimensional hyperspace that’s 15d spatially and 17d with extra temporal dimensions, and an 18d higher dimensional other space that’s 20d with extra temporal dimensions. So basically Yoda exists in The Real World, which the author of the entire cosmology doesn’t question mentioning Mace Windu, implying he and other Star Wars characters exists in The Highest Part of this Cosmology beyond all the other Hyperspace and The Other Place, the Real World, being a Higher dimension than the normal Star Wars universe so.

The Real World

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Other Place

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The Hyperspace

Wiz: It goes like this in terms of the Star Wars cosmology, and Mickey Mouse can scale to Yoda who is there, so Mickey upscales the Star Wars cosmology and is 20 Dimensional, or Hyperversal. That’s so insane! And in speed, this stuff transcends space time and he is beyond this so it gets Mickey Immeasurable.

Boomstick: Wait what the fuck?! How did Seriously Mickey Mouse become this powerful?!

Wiz: Trust me Boomstick, this is something new...

Boomstick: Oh shit! Well, Star Wars has crazy hax too! He might be powerful, but he is also Haxxy as fuck. Like man Mickey is in Yoda’s level in The Force, Yoda fights people like Palpatine, who has passive amp stats, controls space time, and reduces statistics. He even could have Precognition, attack reflection, energy absorption, transmutation (of energy) and all of that is spiritual, matter manipulation in a subatomic level, power nullification in a spiritual level, fuckton of elemental haxxes, possible space time manipulation, and stuff like that at least, and Yoda is the grand master of the Order, having access to all of the holocrons, including sixth ones, and he teaches everyone, and Mickey is at his level, he can heal any wound or make you die instantly by manipulating your fault lines, he can use shatterpoint and see weaknesses inside people and things like Mace Windu has it, perceive any possible fault lines, Cade Skywalker can even manipulate them with Dark Transfer the celestials deadass created OUR reality (not trying to say they literally did obviously but it would be like the Star Wars fictional representation of real humans) and we’ve seen writers in the verse so they basically created their OWN writers! Yoda also literally traverses the entire internet, and affect it and turn himself into data, Yoda literally just traveled the entire internet to ruin sales for his writer, in one comic he could just like ruin sales for Bugs Bunny or sum just to stop being produced, Yoda cannot create the writers but the celestials can, and he can ruin sales from his writers, and he resisted layered too, The Sons in canon have a type 5 immortality too, Hyperspace in canon literally splits apart cause and effect and it’s just contained by the world between worlds, which the dark side likely scales too, and the son embodies it conceptually. So yeah, Mickey is definitely one of the most haxxy cartoon characters!


Wiz: Mickey Mouse maybe powerful, but he still has flaws, he Is usually depicted as too kind and unwilling to hurt someone in some adaptations. The Supreme Sorcerer Crown will drain some of his magic everytime he uses it. The Sorcerer's Hat can easily be knocked off and hasn't fully mastered it which can backfire on Mickey.

Boomstick: But it is safe to say we don't need to mess with the powerful mascot of Disney!


Ha-Ha!



Bugs Bunny Ain't a Stinker in DEATH BATTLE![]

(Looney Tunes Metal Themes)

Wiz: Bugs Bunny is an Animated Cartoon Character and Iconic Warner Bros. Mascot.

Boomstick: This Wabbit seems innoffensive but holy shit! He's done alot!

Wiz: Ya, he was protagonist throughout alot of Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of animated short films.

Boomstick: He is an antrophomorfic gray and white Wabbit who is known for his Flippant, nonchallant personality who is known for acting really relaxed and passive doing pranks and tormenting everyone he finds.

Wiz: He is characterized by a Brooklyn Accent, his portrayal as a Trickster, and his Catchphrase.

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  • Name: Bugs Bunny
  • Origin: Looney Tunes
  • Age: Over 50 years Old (Doesn't age as people still laughs at him)
  • Classification: "Wabbit"
  • What's Up, Doc?

Wiz: First than anything we will mention alot of Bugs Bunny's feats:

    • One of the greatest most well known cartoon characters of all time (Even gettin its own star on the Hollywood walk of frame)
    • Thwarted many foes including Elmer, Yosemite Sam, Wile E. Coyote, etc
    • Can build a city in seconds
    • Sawed Florida off of USA
    • Won a Baseball Team without an entire team himself
    • Saved the planet earth being blow up by Marvin lot of times and even once tricked Marvin into blow up Mars (its planet home instead)
    • Once went over 110 rounds in a boxin match with a large hulking opponent stronger than Bugs
    • Beat the Mon-Stars into a Basketball Game with Michael Jordan and the another Looney Tunes
    • Got back finally at Cecil Turtle, its rival after years of losing against him
    • Defeated Daffy Duck who becomed an animator gaining the control of the cartoon itself
    • Normally beats up Daffy and Taz and Daffy hurted Mr. Mxyzpltk and Taz threatened to him
    • Along with the Road Runner can troll Lobo
    • Alongside other Looney Tunes and LeBron James, defeated The Goon Squad in a Basketball Match
    • Wished and undid a Feat alters the story
    • Was sent by God to help Buster Bunny
    • Eats trix and helped Trix Rabbit

Boomstick: This dude has really alot of worthy feats!

Wiz: Bugs Bunny is really strong despise he might look as weak and innoffensive too, he casually moves the sun off his way, also compares to Marvin and Yosemite Sam whose fight made a Constellation making Bugs be around Multi-Solar System Stengt!

Boomstick: Bugs Bunny also beated the frick out of Daffy Duck once. Daffy is durable as fuck being able to tank a Machine can destroy the Universe and even affect the creator itself making Bugs Bunny around Universal Level+ easily

Wiz: Bugs also can do a Gun Black Fire plugging his finger in the barrel and even twists a Double Barrel Shot-Gun into a Bow with it's bare hands!

Boomstick: He has also fought Yosemite Sam shatters a mallet being swung down with a fist slams a Large Guitar in the ground doing a Shock-Wave and grabs a Robot Triceratops by the tail and swungs him down to Daffy Duck!

Wiz: Bugs also trolled Lobo once, Lobo is Powerful enough Hal Jordan said it'd take full concentration to him. Can beat up Superman and manhandle him. Claims he could snap Aquaman's neck. Easily harms Martial Manhunter. Killed Gawd and Dave, who both made the universe. Fought Dr. Fate, Zatanna, Ragman, etc. with no injuries and he Upscales Daffy Duck and Taz being able to harm both who can Harm and Threaten Mr. Mxyzptlk, A 5th-Dimensional being who transcends time across all infinite universes of the multiverse, being one with all infinite versions of himself. Compared to him, 3-D beings are spatially flat. Bugs also Scales to Coyote and Road Runner who outran a Version of Flash is FTL.

Boomstick: Bugs is also VERY Fast too!, Hell he can run over 100 miles per hour, burrows around the world at high speeds, runs out and dodges Point Black Gun Fire, outrans a Laser, can snatch things under noses of opponents, can swiftly sneak behind opponents without making a second, has quick yet graceful movements and dodges and Deflects Marvin's laser fire can go from mars to earth in a second doing himself easily FTL-MFTL+!

Wiz: He also can Time Travel Burrowing making himself Immeasurable in Speed!

Boomstick: Bugs Bunny is really durable, he can tank practically most of everything, can survive explosions can destroy the moon, multiple things makes him hard to kill, he can survive getting shot and blew up, can survive from even being fucking erased, like in 3 occassions, Bugs tanked being erased in a comic don't even bothering of it calling it a cartoon cliche and returns the next comic, in New Looney Tunes returned the next episode after getting erased by Daffy Duck, and in Space Jam 2 he erased the Goon Squad and tanked this, he even stated he is a Toon so he can't die in his world, and He also survives flattened like a pancake and once got blow up by several laser gun at once that blew up a small section of a forest and instantly burnt trees down into ashes! He also has gotten its face ripped off revealin its skull underneath and just fine shortly afterwards And because how Looney is is inmune to superhero angst and was once flung from Marvin's ship to distant planet and was fine and went 110 rounds in a boxin match against a hulking large opponent stronger than Bugs without signs of fatigue or damage near the end and got thrown in a boilling pot of water and treat it more like a hot club relaxing and Bugs has tanked blows of Other Looney Tunes like constantly that's likely what the show is about who are around Multi-Solar-System to Universe Level+ meaning Bugs has Universal+ Durability with a Low Godly regeneration hard to kill!

Wiz: Bugs also questionably resists be Transmutated, Existence Erasure as he tanks this alot of times, Time Stop as he once stopped time and stills moving there, Voids as he can move inside White Voids, and Death Manipulation as Has touched the Grim Rabbit and his carrot-scythe without any problem, despite the fact that he killed flowers just by walking near them and his mere presence caused groceries to decay. He also wored off quickly from Elmer's Mind Control tanks Emphatic Manipulation by a plethora of Reasons, and he has tanked heat from being close to the sun.

Boomstick: Bugs has a Extremely High Stamina since Bugs Rarely gets truly exhausted. Built an entire city in a matter of seconds without breaking a sweat. Stayed up all night with his eyes forced open in the New Looney Tunes episode "Bugs Bunny?" And wasn't tired afterwards. Gets chased for prolonged periods of time by the likes of Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam and Marvin the Martian on a daily basis, and is never shown to tire. He is around Extraordinary Genius Intelligence because Invented a time machine in seconds, a carrot powered car, the carrot peeler, his own robots ,some of which are bulletproofand he can hack them if stolen and reprogrammed Marvin's robots. Very good at using his surroundings and tricking, has tricked Elmer since they were babies. Has outsmarted the government, secret agents, scientists, Nazis, army soldiers, gangsters, ninjas and the Grim Rabbit. Seems to be a good fighter and very acrobatic. He's a skilled marksman and a master swordsman. Possibly has minor knowledge on The Force. Has taken multiple professions over the years like a teacher, a director, a detective, an actor, a musician, a ruler, a scientist, a superhero, a high ranking member of the army, an astronaut, etc. One time he managed to arrest a master of disguise, who could instantly change his appearance and even take the form of animals smaller than himself. He is an amazing actor, master of disguise, escape artist and multilingual, can speak German, Russian, Hawaiian and French. He can read Egyptian hieroglyphics and flag symbols. Knows basic magictricks and optical illusions. Always keeps calm even when facing extreme danger and is good at provoking and manipulating his opponents. He can imitate any animal noise to trick people. Dude he even has readed his Own Script!

Wiz: Bugs' Powers tho... They're likely the most craziest part inside him.

Boomstick: Ya, with his Toon Force constantly breaks the laws of phsyics and is a Master at it! This allows him to use HammerSpace to practically took anything he wants from seemingly nowhere, end the cartoon itself with the classic line That's All Folks!, can take control of the cartoon and be god-like can stretch his arms to reach stuff out his grasp, can be turned into a Pancake, turned to Ashes and be erased, doesn't age as people still laughs at him, can jump to TVs, Pictures, Etc, having immersion he's showned in Back in Action and Tiny Toons, can invade others' dreams where his Toon Force is amped further and take total control, sawed off Florida of USA, has a incredible luck with his Rabit Feet can cause misfortune to others, can lift and throw Holes, his body can still move despise his Head erased by the Animator, can make people sleep by glaring at them mind haxxing them, can mind control people by plugging a console in their heads, can snap others off his mind control. can use Lightning Bolts assuming the role of a Jove, can cut through the Movie Film Tape and move inside a white void with scissors if he's going to met a Bad End, he can grant and undo a wish that alters the story, can paint stuff in rocks and go in them like if it was a Reality opponents can't go to as seen in Space Jam 2 and alot of episodes of the Road Runner and the Coyote, and travels to alternate futures takin others with him such as realities where they never existed.

Wiz: He also can erase the Goon Squad and go to the Real World, and he can take control of the Cartoon and draw and erase and redraw anything inside the cartoon he wants controlling the plot being like a God, and he can manipulate the plot writing stuff in a computer too, he is also Immortal and lacks a Soul resisting Soul Manipulation via this, since he gave his Soul to the Grim Reaper remaining alive, Grim tried to kill Bugs but failed and is implied to give problem to the Devil himself too!

Boomstick: Bugs can fly by spinning his ears, can manipulate his body, stretch his limbs and grow extra arms, can read minds, and translate thoughts of other normal animals, can trap Daffy and Elmer into a horror movie, can speak with the audience, casually go to the real world, is aware he's a fictional character breaking the 4th wall and can turn the cartoon in a videogame trapping people in it!

Wiz: He also can use Mirrors to deflect attacks like rays, hypnosis, magic, and size rays, deflected an arrow and bullets with tubes, and reflects a laser could vaporize Daffy Duck and Earth with a reflector, and he can Time Travel with a Time Machine or burrowing!

Boomstick: Bugs also has two forms, Monster Bugs while drinking the hyde juice, a Hulk-Like Form, who is agressive and has claws like Wolverine, beated up a Robot twice his size, tanks attacks of those robots and can create green shock-waves stomping the ground and can return back to normal drinking the Hyde Juice.

Wiz: And Super Rabbit, a form he can temporally access with the Super Carrots which is a Superman Rip-Off, with this Super Form he defeated Validus, a Pre-Crisis Villain stomped the Legion of Superheroes and fought Superman who has a Plenty of Multi+ feats aswell. scales to Stupor Duck who can travel back in time, he has powers like Heat Vision, Super Breath, Solar Energy Absorption, BFR with the Phantom Zone Projector, and Size Manipulation with the Size Ray. However as stated before the form has a Time limit. This means Super Bugs is possibly Multi+ and immeasurable speed.

Boomstick: He also has a ton of weaknesses, not much of a fighter more relying in smarts and tricks instead brute force, frequently is overpowered forcing him to avoid physic combat, has lost to Cecil Turtle, a Gremlin, even Elmer from all people, MOST of his opponents has been complete idiots, can sometimes be too confident and cocky, leaving him wide open, if gets too frustrated can lose his focus and easily tricked, if someone takes the control of the cartoon and becomes the animator, he can be in trouble, this depending he defeated Daffy Duck with the Old Animator Mode, but Daffy screwed him with a Animation Tablet, can be driven insane or be scared by threats or enemies he cannot handle, not all of his strategies are perfect, Toon Acid can kill him, can be lured and distracted by attractive rabbits or attractive women even if they're obviously robots but he can resist their charms once he figures out they're a threat, Super Carrots has a time limit for his Super Rabbit form, ears can pop out of disguises and give him away unless he's wearing a mask can completely cover his own head, despise his resistance he also can be susceptible to Hypnosis, Hypnotism or Mind Control, despise his Toon Force, can still feel pain be knocked out or even die, can't resist Carrots and be baited by them and can eat ones with Drugs, Poison, tranquilizers, etc, it's speculated he can die from longterm decapitation but this is Contradicted by Bugs tanking stuff FAR worst, and Daffy dying beheaded in a comic but we really didn't see how he died and he came back next episode anyways, and the spam of Big Chungus Memes.

Wiz: Despise of this, we shouldn't mess with this God of Chaos with a Immense skill to break the Fourth Wall!


Ehhh... What's up, Doc?



Woody Woodpecker Pecks and Laughs at DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Woody Woodpecker Metal Theme)

Boomstick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We really doin' this, Wiz? This Bird Has a FUNNY Laugh!

Wiz: I disagree with his laugh being funny it's more like annoying. But anyways let's get back into the topic. Woody Woodpecker is a TV Cartoon Show Bird from Universal Studios.

Boomstick: And we got this annoying and funny bird thanks to Walter Lantz!

Wiz: Though not the first of the screwballs that became popular in the 1940s, Woody is perhaps the most indicative of the type.

Boomstick: I swear Wiz, this bird is so popular! Who doesn't even met him? He has alot of cartoons, even one reboot and a movie! And also who doesn't recognize that Laugh?

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  • BIO:
  • Name: Woody Woodpecker
  • Origin: Universal's Woody Woodpecker & Friends
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: Unknown
  • Classification: Bird, Anthropomorphic Woodpecker

Boomstick: I ain't gonna lie. This Bird is so insane, he can peck Trees easily like a Woodpecker, he can fly and his laugh and smarts are like the ones of a fucking troll!

Wiz: Yeah, Woody is shock-ingly very smart, doing plans to trick his enemies. Woody can create complex traps and traps behind a system of more traps. Can create any type of countermeasure for the situation he is in and is unpredictable at doing so.

Boomstick: And to be a Bird, he has showned to be very fast, like he has dodged Gunshots, EVEN FRIGGIN' LASERS! The Lasers does Woody Woodpecker have Relativistic Speeds with a good reaction!

Wiz: The dude is also a very good user of toon force, to the point he once left the cartoon on the reboot and could manipulate it to his will fighting Buzz Buzzard who could also manipulate the plot aswell.

Boomstick: He can also destroy walls, damage people who tanked cannonball damage, and damage Buzz Buzzard who survived being sent to the moon and open a hole on it, yet remaining alive!

Wiz: Woody can lift giant logs of wood, and compares Osnar who can push a building, He also has Hammer Space, and can use weapons such as slingshots, guns, cannons, bombs, dynamites, anvils, shakers, pies, a hose, a piano, a fireplace bellow, mallets, and his Bombs are very powerful and deadly doing powerful destructions across areas.

Boomstick: Woody can stretch his body, and clonate himself, and he has Insane levels of Regeneration, he has gotten crushed, turned into dust, and has survived blows of Buzz Buzzard, who can tank that attack from the moon! And the dude can control the cartoon's universe with his Plot hax and draw and erase it as he wants!

Wiz: He can fit in small spaces too, can ride on shadows, meaning he has non-physical interaction, and has hypnosis and telekinesis, and supernatural levels of luck. He can even survive and walk in the moon, and can survive underwater.

Boomstick: Woody can duplicate himself, runs around while he is floating upside-down, can enter in paintings and mirrows, can break the fourth wall, produce numerous extra-arms, and he even enters and interacts in people's dreams!

Wiz: He can sent people to space too, gives life to paintings and drawings, can control the weather, Can decrease his own size; Increased Buzz Buzzard's size, Misfortunes tends to happen to those who goes against him, such as guns not shooting at the right time, equipments not working, weapons misfiring, etc all via his extreme luck, he once transmutated a bull into a burger charging into it, Also he Created a series of events to convince Dooley to sign a policy paper, can freed himself of Buzz's control of the script of the episode, resisting the plot hax of him, moves and act even if he is asleep like if he was awake, And Woody has stated that he is destined to win as long as his fans desires to; Can exit from his own episode and manipulate the script of it like Buzz and His life is protected by the plot.

Boomstick: Woody Woodpecker maybe powerful but he tends to be immature and naive at times, however he is a Wacky and unpredictable opponent with toon force you are for sure not gonna want to fight against!


Woody Woodpecker: HahahahaHahahahahHAhahahahahahaha!


Pink Panther Makes Troubles in DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Pink Panther Metal)

Popeye Sailors DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Popeye Punk Theme)

Wiz: Popeye the Sailorman is a Sailorman who really don't has a Backstory but oh my god, this guy is too overpowered!

Boomstick: How can Bluto survive against Popeye?

Wiz: I really don't know. However, what he know of him is that Popeye borned horrifically ugly making his dad get him off, and Popeye soon begun a life eating Spinach to become strong and turned into a Sailor Man fighting against thugs around him and his enemy, Bluto and wants to live a normal life alongside his love interest. Olive Oyl.

Boomstick: Hell! THIS DUDE IS ALSO THE REASON OF WHY MARIO AND SUPERMAN EXISTS!!!, MAYBE THIS IS THE REASON OF WHY MARIO AND SUPERMAN ARE SO POWERFUL?!

Wiz: Yeah that's probably the reason... This dude is also one of the faces of cartoons and comics and who doesn't see his face in a spinach can and this guy is probably the reason why Kids eat Spinach and try get stronger.

Boomstick (Cries): That's nice... Oh I will do it Too! (Eats Spinach) HAHA! NOW I AM BOOMSTICK THE SAILOR MAN!

Boomstick says while flexing it's muscles while Wiz rolls eyes.

Wiz: And well, despise his rude looking, he is a good guy and hates the bullies defending the weak. After All he is all what He is, and he is Popeye The Sailor Man.

  • BIO: 320?cb=20160307172307
  • Name: Popeye
  • Origin: Popeye the Sailor Man (Thimble Theater)
  • Age: 40
  • Gender: Male
  • Classification: Human, Sailor Man, Comic and Cartoon Character
  • I Eats Me Spinach!

Boomstick: Well, Popeye has an Spinach which gives him a MASSIVE stat boost and makes him inmune to Reality Warping.

Wiz:: Popeye too has a Corn Cob Pipe that can be used as a Flamethrower.

Boomstick: Popeye too has a lasso, and he has also a Shot-Gun!

Wiz: Popeye has an Anchor and has a Large Amount of Toonforce.

Boomstick: Popeye has also absurds feats of strenght, is virtually invincible, punched Bluto so hard that he circled the Earth, punched a Ship's mast that it turned into clothing pins, punched a fish so hard that it turned into food pins, punched a three so hard that it turned into a coffin for Bluto, fought and defeated a Lightingbolt, destroyed an oncoming train with a punch, is able to drill a brick wall with his bare hands, without eating spinach, when he ate spinach, can throw a baseball with precise accuracy simply by flexing his bicep, punched a high striker game so hard that the weight knocked off the bell and continued to fly into the moon; giving the moon a black eye, when Bluto cut down a bridge, Popeye simply dragged the landmass towards him to close the gap, he turned invincible and procceded to uppercut 32 ghosts one at time and has a bunch of more feats! Hell he even literally fought Pre-Crisis Superman as a DC Parody of himself, Captain Strong and bullied Hulk in a comic!

Wiz: Yeah, Popeye get vaporized by a laser and he get re-materialized by eating spinach, an iron maiden's spikes bent when trying to crush him, unharmed to lighting strikes to the head, while walking under a Pile Driver the machine struck Popeye onto his crown. But the recoil of the impact destroyed the machine while Popeye was oblivious to the event, and a sniper tried to headshot Popeye, only for the bullet to bounce back and hit the sniper.

Boomstick: Hell, and that aren't the only limits he has, HE CAN LITERALLY PUNCH PEOPLE INTO OTHER STUFF, EVEN FOUGHT FUCKING SUPERMAN AND THE HULK THEMSELVES AND REMEMBER SAITAMA?! HE BEATED THE CRAP OFF HIM IN THAT DEATH BATTLE! SAITAMA CAN ONESHOT BEINGS LIKE BOROS WHO CAN ONESHOT FRIGGING PLANETS!

Wiz: That's right Boomstick, Popeye is also very powerful, hell his verse is described to have around 8 even 9 Dimensions, Popeye oneshotted Ogbert the Alien aswell, who is Seventh Dimensional and Popeye even was unaffected COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that his reality ended shutting out and beating up the dude who did later, he even trascends this shit beating the fuck out the Writer, he sees this as complete drawings he can paint and erase to his will!, Hell even Popeye can regenerate of him and his whole verse erased just because he has his Spinach!

Boomstick: And in speed, that's really dissapointing. The dude maybe strong for sure but he ain't the fastest tbh. He literally flew towards the earth to the moon, sends Bluto to the moon with a punch, and can literally attack the sun!, However we can agrue he can be Immeasurable just via his dimensionality Alone!

Wiz: He also can literally summon his spinach at his will, force his animator to give him spinach, can survive in space, has a anchor and a shot-gun, can shoot fire with his pipe, can exit of his cartoon, can break the fourth wall, can resist mindhax and be erased, He also can hit lightnings without being fazed even, can literally fight himself, can do opponents fall out the animation frames, can resist fire, can make himself stop being older back to it's age just via spinach, and can resist getting shrinked and get back to his normal size and erase people off existence!

Boomstick: Now to Popeye's weaknesses, before eating his spinach, Popeye's strenght is significantly weaker. Some depictions of Popeye are not superhuman without spinach, the effects of the spinach are temporaly altough there is no constant timelimit, his spinach can power-up his own enemies as well, any opponent capable of steal Popeye's spinach will be able to mimic Popeye's absurds feats of power, Popeye's later depictions are not as absurd as his original cartoons/comics and Popeye is very agressive and is willing to pick a fight, even against his stronger opponents.

Wiz: But don't here that messes up with Popeye the Sailorman!



I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm strong to the finich Cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man



SpongeBob SquarePants is Ready for DEATH BATTLE![]

(Livin in the Sunlight Lovin in the Moonlight)

Boomstick: Well, you know who is that Sponge who lifes in a Pinapple under the Sea.

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. And SpongeBob SquarePants is his name.

Boomstick: SpongeBob SquarePants is that childish, funny and hyperactive Sponge we all used to watch since our childhood. He lives alongside his mascot Gary in the underwater city of Bikinni Buttom, alongside his best friend, Patrick Star, and this squid ripoff of Hulk but funny. Squidward Tentacles.

Wiz: He works as a fry cook of the Krusty Krab, doing those burgers named Krabby Patties. In really, who remembers his first episode?. If you do you should know this.

Boomstick: Yeah, SpongeBob is really skilled in his job and he hopefully Enjoys it! Every time we see this Sponge he does more krabby patties than you could actually count, and is always seen optimistic enjoying his Job!

Wiz: His greatest dream in his life is recive a boat license. But uh, let's say he ain't the best driving.

(A Clip of SpongeBob driving Recklessly doing chaos across the Bikinni Buttom is found).

Boomstick: Ha!, This Sponge makes me laugh!

Wiz: However, SpongeBob has a good-hearted nature loving to hang out with Patrick, and his teacher is Mrs. Puff and his Boss is Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob also does a lot of stuff, like training Karate alongside his friend Sandy Cheeks, Jellyfishing alongside Patrick, doing Krabby Patties, even going to space, and saving the world of his Enemy, Plankton even being a superhero alongside the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

  • BIO: 350?cb=20171119201850
  • Name: Spongebob Squarepants
  • Origin: Spongebob Squarepants
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: 29 years old
  • Classification: Anthropomorphic Sponge

(Cue: Grass Skirt Chase Heavy Metal Remix)

Wiz: SpongeBob might look weak, but he is Really strong, SpongeBob is able to literally End Stringing a Galaxy, doing effort to juggle and end erasing it, alongside the Universe itself too, making it end like a White Void!

Boomstick: Yeah!, has dragged a Anchor around, can Lift Houses, lifted Mr. Krabs, lifted the Boat Mobile in one hand, can fall hard to damage enemies with his body, brokened wooden tikis, robots, and other objects with a Bubble Wand, and can ram through Metal effort-lessly! , However his strenght can be inconsistent sometimes, however that's are gags made to do people laugh and they are done for entertnaiment. Like Daffy Duck hurt by bullets, or Peter Griffin dying by ants (Yeah, i am not joking).

Wiz: Yeah, SpongeBob aswell can grew himself up literally taking the size of the Planet Earth itself! If we want to know how big is the Earth. If we want to know the Earth's exac size. Earth's polar radius is 3,950 miles (6,356 km) — a difference of 13 miles (22 km). Using those measurements, the equatorial circumference of Earth is about 24,901 miles (40,075 km). However, from pole to pole — the meridional circumference — Earth is only 24,860 miles (40,008 km) around. Meaning SpongeBob is about 24,901 miles (40,075) in his Planet Form!

Boomstick: That's not even the only time he has done stuff like that, SpongeBob literally absorbed enough water he would grew up in sizes Able to become into the moon itself! That moon got calcled to be about mathematically KE (Relativistic): 1737036935468024028095920253676322719 joules/415.16179145985273635 yottatons, or Large Planet level!

Wiz: SpongeBob also has a Reef Blower that could suck the water of the Whole ocean and tanked it's explosion. Said Feat getting calcled around 21 yottatons of TNT or Large Planet Level!

Boomstick: SpongeBob aswell in the episode named Truth or Square has some Big ass BFR, Not even kidding, it sends PEOPLE TO SPACE! And that's not that impressive compared TO SPONGEBOB DOING MULTIPLE GALAXIES IN THAT SPACE!

Wiz: In the Episode, Squidward In Clarinetland, Squidward wants to get a locker to put his personal stuff in to avoid it getting dirty, So Mr. Krabs gives Squidward a locker. Spongebob decided to decorate and uses his reality warping/construction tools to add decorations. When Squidwards checks on it he sees that the locker is bigger on the outside than on the inside. And that Spongebob stole his Clarinet so he runs across the room and discovers a weird world that doesn't seem to have much reality. At the end of the episode as shown in the picture Spongebob's reality warping is to powerful that he pocketed Stars and a fragment of the galaxy/nebula itself in a locker. And SpongeBob also managed to rotate the earth, This got calcled around Dwarf Star.

Boomstick: And His Brain has a literal POCKET DIMENSION with a Sun!

Wiz: And SpongeBob is very fast, he outran the Atlanteans who can move around Speeds Massively Faster Than Light, String the Galaxy even the Universe in few seconds, and can scale to Sandy Cheeks, who is fast enough jumping from the moon to saturn in few seconds. SpongeBob also scales to Patrickwho literally ran to the sun! Also scales Squidward who can run off a empty universe. Also for SpongeBob's best feats, the dude literally has infinite universes and parallel universes which does other infinities, he literally managed to erase it alongside his whole cosmology, including the real world, supporting the weight of the verse with The String, reducing it to a empty white void, and he transcended and sees his verse as fiction with higher dimensional jelly, being in the plane from the Dreamy Dreamer who dreams his verse, and he can dream like dreamy dreamer, and awokens him with a reef blower, and tanks the explosion of it. This feats makes him be Multiversal+ and Immeasurable via moving in higher realms! He even defeated Mawgu who was gonna destroy all of existence, which has Danny Phantom, Timmy Turner, and Jimmy Neutron and even Invader Zim!

Boomstick: And hell, his durability does SpongeBob hard as fuck to be killed!, He can hit his head repeatedly with a Hammer without knocking himself out, gets chomped by giant clams, Is shredded by cheese greaters, tortured by educational TV, can took Beatings from Sandy Cheeks, who can lift Buildings, a Explosion sent him to Space, can be torn to pieces, turn to dust, flattened like a Pancake, incinerated, Or become a Puddle reforming instantly! His Regeneration doesn't stop there as he was literally Erased of existence by The String, The String able to erase his whole universe, only for him to laugh and come back the Next chapter! And Regenerates of this too!

Wiz: SpongeBob in smarts varies. Varies but he can be At least Genius at his best. SpongeBob is usually shown as naïve, gullible and clumsy. However, he is highly versatile in some areas. In terms of fighting, shown consistently to be on par, if not more skilled than Sandy and can be innovative in battle, able to take advantage of environment or weaknesses. He is a master fry cook that cooked Krabby Patties efficiently even as an infant, later grown up proved to satisfy hordes of Anchovies with an advanced Spatula gadget, bested a Krabby Patty Machine in swift succession, created remedies to stop Pearl's growth spurt and used these to amplify himself, and opened his own restaurant various times with success as seen "SpongeBob's Place" or with the Flabby Patty in disguise. At times a remarkable inventor as he has made a functioning rocket ship out of boat parts and created a device that sent them from the Krusty Krab to outer space, In "Christmas Who?" made a bottle sending machine, and he probably created the "The Spot Master 6000", which causes Spontaneous Molecular Distortion, and him and Patrick once created a clone of Squidward. With his bubbles he caused nearly the entire population of Bikini Bottom to travel to Texas in "Rodeo Daze", furthermore made sentient Bubbles in "Culture Shock" & "Bubble Buddy". Later, in "Bubble Town", he created an entire civilization on his own, and has also created destructive bubbles that effected Squidward. In "Dying for Pie" he has performed open heart surgery on Squidward; However SpongeBob has done this once more in "Code Yellow" alongside doing miraculously curing others, In "Truth or Square" he's an expert at decorating despite having a budget of 50 cent, but also to the point that he accomplishes impossible refurnishing tasked by Mr. Krabs. He is good at making clothes from scratch. He is a skilled musician, as he can play the guitar, drums, trumpet, ocarina, and flute, and has used these skills in the fist movie to save Bikini Bottom including a Mind Controlled King Neptune. Although it may not seem like it, he not only is a remarkable aircraft pilot seen in "Have you seen this is Snail?" But has smoothly driven with the Patty Wagon and could drive in a "Cooled" State of being.

Boomstick: And let's not forgive his Toon Force not gonna lie, he is a Cartoon and he can do whatever he wants with this thing!, his Toon Force, which let's him to regenerate most damage offscreen, Hammerspace which let's him took out some object out of nowhere, beats up Patrick without even touching him, fucks logic, somehow lits Fire underwater, turns the junk in Squidward's closet into Wallpaper, can enter inside dreams via astral projections, somehow shrinks his whole body, can create Rainbows with his Hands, functions without a brain, can duplicate to small versions of himself, etc. He also can literally teleport and beat up people without wanting to do so, alter gravity and Summon Rainbows, and break the Fourth Fucking Wall!

Wiz: Now finally, one of my favorite parts. His weapons, He has many Spatulas he can use to cook Krabby Patties or fight Pirates literally as a sword, he can also fly with one Aerodinamic Spatula from the first episode and in Nick All Star Brawl he could use it to attack opponents in the air multiple times, in said game he can also stretch himself and bite enemies with his teeth. He has a Jelly Fish Net he can use to hunt jellyfishes, a Karate Gear able to increase his strikes and generally SpongeBob does Karate Chops while using it, a Bubble Container and Bubble Wand can use Bubbles in alot of ways, even bowling balls or torpedoes or BFR people, and a Reef Blower could suck all water of the ocean and has Planetary Attack Potency and can do explosions.

Boomstick: He also has a Time Machine he can use to travel back in time, in the comics he was unaffected after meting Infinite versions of himself from other universes granting SpongeBob acausality, a Magic Pencil can drew and erase whatever he wants, the Magic Page he can use to grant wishes and turn into his Superhero form Invincibubble, who makes him buffer and gives better strenght and physical stuff and shoots bubbles from his antena can catch cannonballs but lasts a few seconds, a Invisible Spray turns him invisible but can be negged by water, and The Triden from King Neptune which shoots electricity, and Strings, he manipulated Strings to erase stuff in one episode to avoid pull them of people, or he can simply took out Strings off people and then erase them of existence and this also erases the universe too!

Wiz: And if you think he isn't violent. Well he knows karate and he literally tooked out his entire universe and everyone else (Except Patrick) just for fun so...

Boomstick: And if he is small, have you ever played Kirby? The dude's so small yet everyone considers him like Multi-Universal and SpongeBob can grow himself to planet sizes with Absorption anyways and him getting bullied by humans was just a gag made for make the audience laugh, and there's humans like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy the Same EXACT Size of SpongeBob!

Wiz: As for more abilities, he can obviously breath underwater, Can manipulate Probability. can teleport, has transmutation, his mind makes people go insane, his Laugh can hurt ghosts and he can interact with the Flying Dutchman, he was even gonna live for a eternity, and can stretch himself.

Boomstick: SpongeBob has resistance to void manipulation since he can move in Voids too, Wiz.

Wiz: Yeah, when Mr. Krabs told him how to make chum, SpongeBob was so grossed out that his yellow color came off, tho after this he takes a towel, picks up the yellow color and puts it back on him. SpongeBob created chum with love and when Mr. Krabs ate it, he turned into SpongeBob giving him morality or empathic manipulation, He could also turn the Krusty Krab into a table game!

Boomstick: SpongeBob has also absorption, and he can control the plot alongside Patrick, smells Krabby Patties from the surface, (can go into and effect dreams, could read mrs.puff's mind when she was thinking , can causally mess with thoughtsand can transmit thoughts into the screen,.

Wiz: Also it was pretty clear that spongebob created better inventions then patrick, who created an actual universe. here is stated that mirrors = altern universes.There is also Infinite realities via the comics in the Crisis of Infinite Jerks comic.

Boomstick: SpongeBob can also do portals, and he had a sweater that when he weared emotionally ended haxxing him!

Wiz: And SpongeBob has some incredible imagination powers, able to imagine people end doing other stuff!  

Boomstick: Now let's speak about his forms. The Quickster lets him to run from a mountain and back and can onflow Lava, basically increasing SpongeBob's speed, also Invincibubble which he uses using the Magic Page, strenght, speed and durability increases, his bubbles from its antena can damage metal and stop cannonball fire, but this form lasts about 20 seconds, and the Goofy Goober Rock, which lets him fly, shot lasers, and can even become the planet!

Wiz: SpongeBob funnily also has transmutation turning Patrick into a lifeless mayonaise jar, and has many resistances too. In "Plankton!", he possessed strong willpower that prevented him from giving Plankton a Krabby Patty while under mind control. Resisted Plankton trying to sabotage his mind with hypnosis. Ate Plankton's Jerktonium, which makes people subject to him, without any issues. When Plankton inserted SpongeBob's brain into a robot and forced him to make a Krabby Patty, he didn't do it. He wasn't erased by Patrick's rope, which was just like yours in which it erased an entire galaxy, instead it was turned into a rope and laughed at it. Laughed off being pulled by the string and has good enough shape-shifting abilities to counter transmutation. Resists the affects of “The Spot Master 6000" which creates Spontaneous Molecular Distortion. Was not scared of the Dutchman and has saw through all of his tricks in episode) Fragrance Manipulation SpongeBob in the episode resisted Patrick's breath which was basically the same as his, as they ate the same stink source, Since this bad thing sent buildings away, melted buildings and even killed people), Blood Manipulation (Doesn’t have any blood), He resisted and liked the lyrics of Patrick's song which can make people go to madness, Possibly Resistance to Soul Manipulation (He and Mr. Krabs lack souls and instead give I.O.U.s instead, He and Squidward were the only ones not affected by Jerktonium, which also makes people bitter and miserable. Survived Atmospheric Reentry which causes temperatures of of 3000 degrees Fahrenheit and survived the heat of the sun, survived being on the moon in the daytime, which can reach temperatures of 260 degrees Fahrenheit, was unharmed in the Heat Belt, Can survive in Outer Space and in the Cold Belt, Radiation Manipulation Survived being in the Radiation Belt and in Outer Space, Biological Manipulation Was unharmed when in the Radiation Belt, which deforms people, tanked Jellyfish stings, Was largely fine after eating a bucket of chum, of which even a small sample can give characters terrible stomach-aches, Could endure a sound so loud it was able to shatter buildings and glaciers, and he can take fists laughing since he is a Sponge without bones or organs.

Boomstick: SpongeBob however has weaknesses, he often makes mistakes, and rarely takes anything seriously at first and SpongeBob Can Be Dumb, Is Childish And Only Uses The Magic Page To Become Into Invincibubble! But even then we shouldn't mess with the Powerful Sponge of Nick!


I'M READY!



Uncle Grandpa Appears in a Good Morning in DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: UG Theme)

Boomstick: Uncle Grandpa, the Uncle and Grandpa of Everybody in the frigging CN Multiverse!

Wiz: He is literally a Happy Eternally Optimistic Uncle and Grandpa who maybe not the smartest, but he tries to always help everyone who needs his help.

Boomstick: And before Kids didn't like UG, However then they discovered the insane Adventures they can have being with Uncle Grandpa!

Wiz: Uncle Grandpa is a Dumb, Comedic, Happy, Childish, And Friendly and simple with a Kind-Hearted personality who wants to pretty much help everyone, sorta like Wander from Wander Over Yonder but from CN.

  • BIO: 227?cb=20200403000109&path-prefix=es
  • Name: Uncle Grandpa
  • Origin: Uncle Grandpa
  • Age: More than 1000
  • Gender: Male
  • Classification: CosmoCrator, Everyone's Uncle and Grandpa
  • Occupation: Help kids


Wiz: Uncle Grandpa is a pretty fucking brokened CN character.

Boomstick: Yeah, when I see Uncle Grandpa, The most important thing i know is... This guy embodies the Cartoons have no fricking logic!

Wiz: Yeah, Uncle Grandpa is a very weird character who can scale a fucking Cow who eats the damn universe, even planets no diff, he also tanks in one comic a explosion literally tored space time, he can bend reality like he wants, And literally can trascend his universe A lot of times to the point of messing with the writer, avoiding plot hax and seeing his world as fiction, he even has those from Adventure Time who exists before time inside him, and he has so many universes, like most of CN inside him, including Adventure Time which has a Infinite Multiverse, meaning Uncle Grandpa is like a Multiversal+ and Immeasurable Threat in power. How fucking insane!

Boomstick: Yeah, he can literally travel across the universe in a few seconds literally, and with his Belly Bag, he can summon whatever he wants with his Cartoon Logic'n Hammer Space and he has a Fucking Laser Hammer! That's Bad-Ass!

Wiz: Uncle Grandpa also can fly with his Hat, literally he can kind of tolerate pain, once his ripped off his face without noticeable pains and can regenerate of this, and hell he can also duplicate himself, and move inside Empty White Voids most of if not ALL the time!

Boomstick: Uncle Grandpa has also been a Wizard, has a Magic Shirt and he knows About Magical Skills, he also has a Fucking Big ass Car as a House, and he has a Can turns others in boulders, and a Aging Sprays literally ages people 'till they become fucking skeletons!

Wiz: Also also Uncle Grandpa survives very often beatings, long falls and even he can took out his limbs and regrow 'em, the dude also survives his bones brokened and getting deflated, he can also survive in space and extreme heat, he can also go through black holes and survive explosions, and he even tanks a Beating of the Crystal Gems (Luck it wasn't canon), But if you want know the power of them, well they can destroy mountains easily, so that's uhhh... Not that impressive.

Boomstick: This Grandpa maybe powerful AF, but he has weaknesses, he is too dumb, and thus easy to trick, he doesn't want to kill anyone, as he just wants to help who needs it, his very kind-hearted nature, he is allergic to flowers, and he lacks fighting experience, but even then let's not mess up with our Uncle Grandpa!


Good Morning!




Chowder Eats DEATH BATTLE![]

(Chowder Theme)
Note: This Analyze is made by Cardlamp. El Luigi gave me the permission to help him

Wiz: Chowder is the main protaginist from the show Chowder. He's an fusion of a Cat, a Bear, and a Rabbit.

Boomstick: He's a a apprentice of the chef, Mung Daal with his wife, Truffles and his older apprentice, Shnitzel who doesn't talk and does say raddle raddle, that's werid but ok. Anyways, this show focused around Chowder wanting to become a chef and him being teached by Mung Daal with some

Wiz: Anyways, this show focused around Chowder wanting to become a chef and him being teached by Mung Daal with some comedy of how he became that and learns how to cook and also with some fourth wall...

(silence came)

Boomstick: Wait where's h- oh yeah, he's gone

Wiz: Oh i remember now

Chowder stronk!

BIO:





Name: Chowder

Origin: Chowder

Gender: Male

Age: 9-13

Classification: Cat/Bear/Rabbit Hybrid

Boomstick: Chowder is one tough cookie. He's able to lift up Farfel, which is the largest thing in the city. BUT THAT'S WEAK COMPARED TO HIM LIFTING UP THE EARTH AND EATING IT. JEEZ FOR AN KID, HE'S SURPISINGLY STRONG!

Wiz: Well Boomstick, measuring the Earth, he has Class Z interms of lifting strengh and Planet AP!

Boomstick: BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! HE WAS ABLE DESTROY HIS OWN UNIVERSE AND HE'S ABLE TO WENT OUT HIS CARTOON. WHICH GIVES HIM UNIVERSAL+ AP!

Wiz: Speed wise, Chowder is not the greatest to say atleast .The best speed feat in Chowder is Shnitzal, who can climb up mountain and that's only Hypersonic.

Boomstick: Damn he's powerful but VERY SLOW!

Wiz: As for Durablity, he could tank buidlings explosion and falling on him, survive high falls and at his best Universal+ when scaling.

Boomstick: In smarts, he's pretty dumb, he sometimes makes many mistakes, can't do simple maths, his plans sometimes fails horriblely but he does have some cooking smarts when he makes better dishes than Mung and makes an gingerbeard that Mung fails.

Wiz: In Arsenal, he has your normal kitchen stuff like a knife, forks, spoons and etc. He also have some blormed milk that causes the opponent to fall into a deep sleep if consumed.

Boomstick: He also have the Burple Nurples, which have poision. If comsumed it, you'll get poision.

Wiz: Chowder also have Pizzazz, it will switch someone's body when eating it like him eating it and switching to Schnitzel's.

Boomstick: And his most powerful, the Brain Grub. The Brain Grub grants them awareness for 4th Wall and Reality Warping abilities,

Wiz: And now with his insane Hax. He has Plot Manipluation, he used it in a episode when he said Truffles that she's not in the episode and the rest, she's not there.

Boomstick: He's also can survive his show loosing money and reducing them to their real life voice actors, and then those voice actors have to get the money to return the animation

Wiz: Chowder can also have insane appetite and his stomach is like an black hole, he could kill or trap them their unless he throw them out.

Boomstick: C

Wiz:

Boomstick:


Bill Cipher WEIRDMAGEDDONS DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: We'll Meet Again)


Wiz: Bill Cipher is a triangular dream demon who exists in the Mind/Dreamscape. He is the true antagonist of the Disney XD show, Gravity Falls, secretly being responsible for many of the most important events of and leading up to the show. Years ago, Bill made contact Stanford Filbrick "Ford" Pines, posing as a muse who revealed himself only once every century to a special individual. Tricking Ford into thinking of him as a friend, Bill promised the answers to all of his questions so long as Ford allowed him access to his mind. "Inspiring" him, Ford eventually built a trans-universal portal that he believed would bring answers to important questions until he discovered the true purpose of the device. The portal would act as a connection between the real world and the realm of nightmares, allowing Bill and his gang of inter-dimensional criminals and monstrosities to pour through, leaving their decaying realm to claim another universe as their own.

It is also possible he has Depression, Via the theory from the words of AXOLOTL, pretty much GF's God which says this:

So, AXOLOTL exists in Gravity Falls as seen in this scan, it says:

"Sixty degrees that come three at a time.

Clocks inside birch trees.

He saw his own dimension burn.

He misses his home and cannot return.

He says he's happy. He is a liar.

Blame the arson caused by the fire.

If you want to avoid guilt,

You will have to invoke my name.

A way to absolve your crime.

A different way, a different time. "

Boomstick: Said Person AXOLOTL is describing is possibly Bill, since his last words was AXOLOTL MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!!!, This means that Bill feels sad about his dimension burned missing home and cannot return, but he is lying due to his personality acting like he is happy, and to avoid guilt he in the end invoked AXOLOTL just to absolve his crime and return in a different time possibly giving him reincarnation reviving in some different time.

Wiz: Bill is a cunning, blasphemous, eccentric, psychopathic, and physically irreverent demon who finds most things amusing, particularly if they cause distress or harm to others. He is outrageous and outlandish, as well as a quick talker and thinker. Though he may come across as simply annoying, he shouldn't be underestimated; for when he is angered, he is a force to be reckoned with as he will unleash his near-omnipotent powers on those unfortunate enough to make him angry. When accused of being insane, Bill proudly agrees with the statement. He is also shown to be somewhat obnoxious, as seen when he makes his presence known to Dipper when the latter is trying to figure out a password within a limited amount of time. occasionally, his voice tumbles to a lower pitch(usually when emphasizing a statement). Bill is not one who believes in rules. Instead, he follows his own selfish philosophy which means doing whatever he wants without care for the consequences. He thinks of laws and physics as senseless and displays an irresistible urge to break those rules down by causing absolute chaos however he can. The lives he ruins hold no merit to him and he finds amusement in tormenting and turning people's worlds upside-down. He also sees reality as an "illusion," and values its destruction.When possessing Dipper's body, Bill is shown to be rather masochistic, hurting himself in various ways for the thrill of it, exclaiming that "pain is hilarious." He seems to have little knowledge about the human body, specifically its physical limits. This comes back at him when he fights Mabel over Journal 3, as he eventually falls down, exhausted. In "Weirdmageddon Part 1," he shows sadistic tendencies, such as when he shuffles "the function of every hole in Preston Northwest's face"(Which also shows that he is not a team player) and in "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls" when he decides to kill one of the Pines twins "just for the heck of it."

BILL CIPHER THE KING

BIO:

Name: Bill Cipher, Unknown (Bill stated that his real name could evaporate one with a exprettion of horror and ectasy on the face)

Age: At least 1 trillion years old

Origin: Gravity Falls

Gender: Indefinable, referred to as male

Classification: Unknown species from a lower plane of reality (Revealed to be the second dimension in Weirdmageddon), Dream Demon.

Wiz: Bill Cipher is 4-D in power. He controls space, matter and after he killed Time Baby he can control time itself aswell.

Boomstick: Ya, He killed the Time Baby as shown there. You can also get Bill around Multi-Universal since it’s stated he can tamper with alternative realities.And at his best, one of the Journals from Stan Ford, who is a supergenius, stated that Bill is a threat for the multiverse, which is infinite, and he needed to protect it from his wrath, so this could possibly do Bill Multiversal+!

Wiz: For speed, uhhh... Bill is pretty inconsistent there. Like man, he constantly gets spray in his eye via Mabel, he needed to chase Dipper and Mabel and find them, and he got attacked by the Shacktron of pure humans. But at best, he literally with the monologue of his power outside Gravity Falls flew from earth to a nearby fucking galaxy, so that should do Bill likely MFTL+ And he is also unbound by time itself!

Boomstick: So for skills, Bill Cipher can manipulate time. And many ways of transmutation seen  here,  here, and  here. he can also literally manipulate nothingness Even turn people to insane with Madness Bubbles.

Wiz: Bill Cipher can also Trick Supergeniuses, such as Stan Ford, And is implied to have burned the 2nd dimension. This makes Bill able to destroy Dimensions and manipulate fire and librate of other dimensions as he librated of the Second Dimension.

Wiz: Bill Cipher is also able to take bodies of others possesing people doing deals, as shown when he was inside Grunkle Stanley’s mind, Possesed Dipper, and possesed Stanley again in his defeat getting tricked thinking he woild posses Stan Ford but he possesed Stanley via a confusion by their clothes. Bill Cipher has also a ton of skills, hell, he can regenerate his limbs after himself literally shattering like glass and change his skin color. Type 1 and 4 immortality. And Resurrection thx to AXOLOTL likely. He also is described as having more than one life spant.  Bill exists as a Desembodied Conciousness made out of pure energy. Bill can teleport in and out minds.

Boomstick: Bill can shape-shift in order to trick someone,  he even tooked the Moon’s form!,Bill can Manipulate someone’s appearance. Bill has also shown to manipulate fire,   has inter-universal travel being able to enter in the mindscape,  Bill can turn reality upside down, Also literally can create life doing a head screaming, projected light into Dipper when shape-shifted into the moon, Bill also can create what people feels scary having fear, he also has Cosmic Awareness seing into other universes, Intangibility, absorption and Hammer Space seen there,  Bill also can alter his size,  even becoming moon-sized, Bill can see what people thinks, he also can contact the real world with Reddit breaking the fourth wall, Can stretch his arms and likely other parts of his body, Can duplicate, generate electricity as seen in the first episode he appeared getting angry, stalked Dipper as a shadow, precognition aswell, he told Ford he would have a heart attack at the age of 92, when he was just 30, can time travel to do a Deal with Blendin and posses him who is from the future, rage power, implied to be unbound by time you can search this if you click the reddit scan from before, Intuitive Aptitude shown there, can see infinite versions of himself in an infinite altern dimensions you can also see if you click the reddit scan, can erase the Dreamscape, manipulating nothingness was already proved before,  can change his own voice, Bill also stated the pain is hilararious for him when was in Dipper’s body, can remove souls when possesing people, Bill with a snap made Mabel fall sleep, and can project himself into our thoughts into the Mindscape, he also stated he can control matter which he showned when he speaked with Stanley about Time Baby’s death, can generate storm clouds and lightning bolts when raging seen in anterior scans, created life during Events of the weirdmageddon, he can shoot lasers as seen also in anterior scans, stated he can manipulate Space also seen before, and has possible low godly regen not being concerned about the destruction of the Fabric of existence,

Wiz: However, Bill Can't spread his weirdness outside of Gravity Falls, can be erased if he gets trapped in someone's mind and then erasing said mind, can't enter someone's mind unless if you make a deal with him.

Boomstick: But we don’t need mess with this Chaotic Dorito!



REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, GUY GOLD, BYE!



Tom and Jerry Chases In DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Tom and Jerry Metal Theme)

Wiz: Let's to analyze them like we did in Tom and Jerry vs Goku and Vegeta and Tom and Jerry vs Gumball and Darwin.

Boomstick: Tom and Jerry, that lovable funny classical Duo of Cartoon Antrophomorf Animals who are rivals or friends fighting all the time embodying the legendary rivalry of Cat VS Mouse from 1942!

Wiz: Tom is a housecat who lifes in a house in a quiet suburb and he attempts to run the troublemaker Mouse known as Jerry out off his house, but he pretty much fails in every attempt.

Boomstick: And trust me, they have alot of adventures in every place you could think off. They have even been in the Space!

Wiz: And always at the end they bring alot of destruction but they keep being Friends despite all that brings.

  • BIO: 275?cb=20210315182642
  • Names: Tom and Jerry
  • Origin: Tom and Jerry
  • Age: Uknown
  • Gender: Male
  • Classification: Cartoon Cat and Mouse

Boomstick: Well, in power. Tom and Jerry are insane. First for all, they can harm eachother and both tanked being turned into Constellations once that's truly insane!

Wiz: And that's not even where their power stops, They has tanked pretty much most of everything, And they are still alive, that's seen in alot of their cartoons. But hell at their best At minute 2:00 they tanked a explosion has the raw power to send them back across time to prehistoric times!

Boomstick: You might think that was BFR, but that explosion along had the power to send them back across time, and why would a normal explosion BFR someone aswell. So they are unironically Multi-Solar System to even Universal!

Wiz: And in speed they are crazy. They travelled from space to earth and reached the moon dodging comets from space and went from earth to space at the beggin too. And Tom went from earth to space reacting to that which went from the earth to mars! And when they was constellations they also moved stars!

Boomstick: That means they can be fucking Relativistic too! And MFTL+ at best!

Wiz: Now let's to analyze their haxxes.

Boomstick: Tom and Jerry has a Crazy use of toon force being REALLY good at it! We see they literally used plothax to finish the movie That's Cool! That also might give them fourth wall breaking and they are able to leave the animation computer and go to the real world having dimensional travel able to escape the cartoon!

Wiz: Tom and Jerry also has a Crazy Regeneration, They Can instantly come back from being vaporized and reduced to dust, as well as melting into a pile of liquid, being shredded to tiny pieces, having his head sliced off, mauled, and getting dismembered. Regenerated being reduced to nothing but a pile of fur and Jerry has showes alot coming back off being liquid or being flattened into a pancake!

Boomstick: They also have experience in stuff like Boxing and Judo. And they can be and breath in space without any suit!

Wiz: They also have Hammer Space, superhuman strenght, durability, reflexes and speed, And They can teleport too!

Boomstick: They can burrow across the ground Bugs Bunny-Style!

Wiz: They even have preparation and know how to use technology And Tom can do this while screaming.

Boomstick: They can use Magic and use explosives, Tom can attack with his Claws, and they can use alot of stuff from Hammer Space. and can control their bodies.

Wiz: Tom can be invisible and they can stretch their body Tom even was a genius once with the Smart Cap And Tom has a good resistance to pain. And they can duplicate

Wiz: Jerry brought pictures to life. And with the Rings of Heroes they have a lot of cool stuff, and they can change their appearance and shoot beams from stuff like ice and fire

Boomstick: They have many weaknesses however despite they're crazy whacky cartoons. Jerry Prefers to taunt his opponents, run from them, and defeat them with his wits. And Tom's plans usually backfire, he's afraid of direct confrontation with dogs, and he can be easily distracted by female cats. He is greedy and can sometimes be ignorant.

Wiz: Even then we shouldn't mess with the Iconic Childhood's Funny Animal duo.


We see Tom screaming and Jerry laughing.



The Eds cause Scams in DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Ed, Edd'n Eddy Metal)

Note: Credits to Cardlamp via Ed, Edd'n Eddy analysis as he wanted to help in there.

Wiz: Some people say that Summer is one of the best feelings for the kids, they can go play with others or just being kids. And well, three teenagers called Ed Edd n Eddy could have said that

Boomstick: These three have been friends ever since they were little kids. Despite not having the same personality, they still bond very well and still 13-14 years later, they are still the Trios, scaming the other kids to get rich.

Wiz: Now let's start with the members. There are 3 people (Because trio duh). The first one is Ed, the moronic happy go lucky guy who always have an smile on his face. Allthough he is the dumbest out of the three, he makes up for his brute strengh.

EDSSS

Picture:

Age: 14

Friends: Edd, Eddy

Species: Human

Boomstick: The Second, Edd or people call him Double D. Double D is consirdered as one of the smartest out of the trio. He's able to make inventions with trash, but he has anxiety issues and him being the most weakest out of the Eds.

Picture:

Age: 14

Friends: Ed, Eddy

Species: Human

Wiz: And finally, the leader himself, Eddy. Eddy is the leader and the i think about the invention thing guy. He's an loudmouth, Egotistical and Overconfident, he pretty much thinks that he's some sort of King?

Picture:

Age: 14

Friends: Edd, Ed

Species: Human

Boomstick: In their summer times, they have acomplished some crazy feats and powers and abilities! Like First, we got their infamous Toon Force! Toon Force is an ability that most wacky cartoon character has.

Wiz: Now Toon Force is like Reality Warping but it is for cartoon, like for example, the Eds can pull out random stuff, which it is called Hammerspace.

Boomstick: Like an cerain show that 's not gonna f@cking end which has an pirate who have an elestic body, they can also do some crazy stuff like Body Control, like strech them self, make their head dissapeared and can strech them self to anywhere as they want

Wiz: They can get any thing that will help them from their pocket, that's what called Hammerspace.

Boomstick: The Eds are highly stealthy. They can be anywhere without an sound! Like Kevin didnt notice that Eddy was hiding in his bike and Eddy body control to not get caught by Sarah and Jimmy.

Wiz: Ed can clone himself, allthough we don't know how can he do that but it can help consirded that he has builded an elevator to the moon with it.

Boomstick: They can also regenerate in seconds. They have been turn into dust, decapitated, melted, burned, turn into pancakes, but don't worry, they will regenerate in no time!

Wiz: Ed can also dig very fast and he also kinda like a dog, he can smell from far away

Boomstick: With Toon Force, Ed, Edd and Eddy can bend reality to their favour. Like Eddy eating the sun, turning into a moon and night, just somhow make Jimmy's outline gone and just make Sarah run without doing anything and Ed, accidently saw space and just warp reality.

Wiz: They can also breathe in Self Substance, shown in the same episode where Ed constructed an evelator to the Moon and they are perfectly fine with an suit.

Boomstick: They can also have flight to like Eddy pull his three strings of hair and Ed flapping his hand fast enough, yeah i'm not joking

Wiz: And they can create invicible weapons with their Imagination and Ed somehow can imagine an friend called Jib who can touch people and can hurt Eddy. Speaking of which, they can touch non physical things too.

Boomstick Ed also can turn Invisible to hide in the school lockers and the Eds can time travel by just running and Eddy can also time travel by just changing the scene. You think that they won't used it but they might know how to used it since Eddy use it to not get beat up by Sarah so yeah.

Wiz: And they can have, what's called.. Rage Boost. Rage Boost is like an angry bull running up to you with full speed and increased their strengh and the Eds can do it. Ed was so mad that he bend metal, destroy trees and probably more if somehow doesn't stop him

Boomstick: Now you would think that the Eds are pretty powerful in terms of abilities, of course, you would have some equipment to help you from dangerous stuffs. First, they have your typical melee stuff like your normal Baseball Bat, Hammer, Saw, Jackhammer, Crowbars, Waterguns, Wrench, Shovel, yep just your typical american famer things here

Wiz: The Eds have their favourite Candy, Jawbreakers. When they go sucked it, they get 15 seconds of invincibility, every attack when hitting them while eating the jawbreakers, will attack the attacker.

Boomstick: They have also have the Evelation Boots with a remote control, it adjust their height with the push of a button and can each to outer space, sick!

Wiz: They also have some stink bombs, which are miniature size of the El-Mongo Stink Bomb. An balloon stink bombs filled with green liquid, created with numerous disgusting things like Ed's socks, eugh!

Boomstick: Ooo, let me try.

Boomstick gets some stink bombs and throw all of them upward.

Wiz: Wait! No-

The bombs explosed with green like gassy horrible spells. Wiz and Boomstick cough a lot with them almost unconicous.

Wiz: We... will be.. right.... back

(BEEP)

Wiz: Okay okay, we are back and also Boomstick, don't ever.... do that again

Boomstick: On it. Anyway, they also have a canadian squirt gun. It fires water but with rapid speeds. It can knock people down and have enough force to bouce of walls!

Wiz: If they want to uprade it, they also have the Canadian Squirt Gatling Gun, it can fire faster and stronger than your typical squirt gun.

Wiz: And probably one of the most useful inventions of theirs is the Hypnotizing Wheel. THe Hypnotizing Wheel, you know what.. hypnotized people. It only can be stopped by a person snapping their fingers or having a strong willpower

Boomstick: Or you just resist mind hax- bullsh#ts

Wiz: They have the Baking Powder Vapor Barrier. It's like an Jawbreaker like spy gadget. When thrown in the ground or wall, it'll explosed capeble of destroying a house.

Boomstick: They also have an grapping hook gun, which can travel to any place in no times!

Wiz: They can also used an jetpack by how exhausted you are as an fuel to enable its user to fly. It doesn't have an end in the supply so it can be infinite at best but it can't fly if the user is happy or with too much exhausted.

Boomstick: And possiblely one of the more weirder invention, Thingamajig. It's a small gumball machine-like device that shoots out whatever object the user wants with a push of a button.

Wiz: The Experimental Bubble Gum is also one of an invention that Double D make. It can blow a giant bubble, able to hold up the weight of Ed, Jonny, Plank, and Eddy.

Boomstick: Ed carries two of his so called "lucky charms". One of them is an a rotting piece of cheese kept in his left jacket pocket for 59 days called Sheldon. This chees could knock out Eddy himself because of the smell!

Wiz: He also have an dead fish skeleton where he wears it at his neckalace.

Boomstick: They also have some vehicles under their belt. One of them is your plain old Bike. This bike should be the same as Kevin's bike, which has a durability to survive an tree smacked.

Wiz: They also have an plane, it can carry around 3 people and it can go about 30 mph.

Boomstick: They also have an Land Windsurfer, a land vehicle made to keep up with the school bus on a field trip to the jawbreaker factory. It can catch up to the schoolbus, which is about 55 mph and Edd stated that it was fast enough to propel them into outer space, which was calculate about mach 33 or High Hypersonic.

Wiz: And the last one, S.S. Mutant Almost-a-Chicken Duck. It is an transportation for a river. It can also be controlled by petals or using ed as a rotor.

Boomstick: The Eds doesn't come short in forms and alter-egos. Eddy has his Professor Scam form, he can used it for shoot out rays of energy called "Ray of Riches" damn talk about forms.

Wiz: Ed has two. One is Edzilla and two is Loather. The Edzilla gave Ed supirior strengh and stealth when he uses it to capturered every kids in the Cul-De Sac and the Loather form gaves Ed the fighting exprience more. And the last one, Edd's form, The Masked Mumbler. He has toliet papers for defense stuff for some reasons and it gaves him wrestling stuff. He can beat Lee Kankers with it

Boomstick: Feats wise, Ed, Edd n Eddy aren't your typical boys, infact they are really powerful. They have survive Buidlings explosion, Eddy survive an beating from most of the kids daily to daily, Edd survive an nuclear that destroy an entire house or city block.

Wiz: They also survive an fall from the Moon to Earth, by measuring for the time and velocity to fall from that speed. It was calculate about 3 kilotons of TNT!

Boomstick: They should also scale to their Strengh, which was able to warp reality itself, which it about Universal+!

Wiz: Strengh wise, Ed has lift up a house, can bent metal and throw trees and an house trailer. Ed can scale to Rolf, who can push a house with his pure strengh. Eddy could be the middle since he with Edd can match Kevin and he has throw a bed, table and many more.

Boomstick: Edd is one of the weakest, he's only able to a concreate but with some luck, he was able to break human skulls, hurting most of the Cul-De Sac Kids.

Wiz: They are also pretty fast. Edd can run in a blur, which is about Subsonic, Ed and Eddy should scale to it. The three have outrun buses, bees, outrun Kevin's bike, which can make a 32 skit mark, about 25 mph. Ed has make an evelator to the moon under a day, which is about Relativistic speeds.

Boomstick: Allthough with their shitloads of ablities, feats, The Eds still got some weaknesses. First, most of the time, their scams failed and seconds, the three is also incompetent.

Wiz: Ed is pretty dumb, naive, scraced of Brocoli, height. spiders, and hygiene products. Allergic to rabbits, butterscotch, eels and dandelions. Cowardly and he is not much a fighter and is a pasifict.

Boomstick: Edd is the most inexprienced one, he has anxiety, he is scarred of germs and if not taking a shower, he will go insane and like Ed, he's an pasifist.

Wiz: Eddy is impulsive, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, short-tempered, impatient. Both Eddy and Edd can argue a lot because of Eddy.

Boomstick: But remember, don't mess with the Trios

Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!

Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and 1 movie, Eddy!

Eddy: Let's sing a song!

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