Popeye Vs. Courage

Popeye Vs. Courage is What- If? Death Battle epsidoe by Anima (Yoboiistheidiot). It features Courage from Courage The Cowardly Dog and Popeye from The Original Popeye series

Description[]

Courage The Cowardly Dog VS Popeye. Both are from old cartoons. One is from Turner Entertainment and the another one is from Cartoon Network. Which charecter would win? The sailor man or the pink cowardly dog?

Interlude[]

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92H3Mscg7QQ)

Wiz: Popeye, The Sailor Man

Boomstick: Courage, The Pink Cowardly Dog from Nowhere

Wiz: Cartoons, shows where kids likes to watch but today we are going to go deep dive to the old days to see two of these childhood shows fight each other to see who would win this fight

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their amour weapons and skill to find out who would win.. a DEATH BATTLE

Courage Screams at DEATH BATTLE[]

Wiz: Courage The Cowardly Dog, the 1990s show where put millennials to an childhood thinking process and nightmare of how scary this show is

Boomstick: Yep Wiz, that show was scary, anyways, the show focus around an dog named Courage who, you know already is cowardly. Now some of you may ask: "Boomstick, why is he scared?" Well... it's depressing his backstory

Wiz: Yeah, his story WAS SAD, while Courage was stuck between an fence, they go to an doctor to help him get unstuck. After done that, the "doctor" want to talk with the parents, giving him a lolipop.

Boomstick: After getting his tougue stuck in the lolipop and ripping it out, he heard his parents saying help. Turns out that the "doctor" has kidnapped the parents. Even though, he tried his best, his parents have already got to space. Damn, that's depressing, losing your parents at a young age, fuck that bitchy "doctor",

Wiz: But it does have an good ending, he was adopted by Murieal and Courage in his words, will protect Muriel at all cost and also her husband, Eustace Bagge, who is an greedy coward but Courage will still save him

Abilities[]

Boomstick: Courage looks like he's an normal dog but don't let that fool you, this dog is crazy powerful. He has Super Strengh, can lift whales, break metal doors and lift up trees, grounds.

Wiz: And he has what cartoon character has, Toon Force. Toon Force is an mysterious ability that every cartoon character has and being an cartoon character, Courage has that ability. This has help him many times

Boomstick: He also have an insane regeneration. Able to survive Eustace beating him the shit out of him, got burned, electrocuted, turn into an puddle and ripping him in half!, god damn Deadpool must have been proud of this dog

"You know I'm" Deadpool said that and leaves immediately

Wiz: Courage is also an master of shapeshifting, he usually use this to communicate and tell Muriel and Eustace it's dangerous here. This also can help as in combat, he can shapeshift to any weapons that he can and he have an elastic body that strech him

Boomstick: He also have an Hammerspace. Hammerspace is an pocket space or dimension thingy to help you put stuff in your pocket or some shit, idk i'm not an cartoon character

Wiz: He can somehow touch ghost, shadows and demons and he can remove souls by dancing an exotic dance.

Boomstick: Yeah he also summon his dog friends to find with him, no matter he's in the wrong or not and he also pays an mouse to damage anyone for 1 dollar and cheese

Wiz: And if you try to age him, it won't work since he, Muriel and Eustace have been an metorite hit and transfer to 1,000 years later and he can also resist fire and ice.

Boomstick: Despite being an dog, he can actually walk, smell and can even fight! Yeah, Courage is an master of combat, can able to fight and win the Bad Queen who was helped by her son and Courage still win, badass!

Wiz: He has an powerful lungs, able to breath in space, he can scream loud enough to break the sun

Boomstick: And if he wants to go full on scream then he CAN SCREAM LIKE GOKU SCREAMING WHEN HE GOES FOR AN TRANSFORMATION. If you don't know, his screams has damage ears, buildings before and when he goes for the Super one, it will definitely not kill you, it will

Wiz: He also have incredible stamina. He can tank an beating, laugh it off and dig through 1000 years of dirt and ran country to country in seconds without being exhausted , getting hit Planet to Planet and explosed to bits, far away

Boomstick: He can be invicible, can go in picture frames and travel to lines, pop out of telephones and can also enter computers and he can MAKE HIMSELF EVEN MORE BIGGER BY GOING INTO AN LAUNDRY MACHINES, that's f#cking weird but cool

Weapons[]

Wiz: Move on to Courage's weapons.... woah, i'm surpised that he has a lot of them

Boomstick: Yep, you know. He has many melee weapons like Baseball Bat, Swords, Sticks, Frying Pans, Axes, Hammers, Blowtorchs, kitchen weapons, knifes and the most important, PIES!

Wiz: He has an giant vaccum that can suck the Statue of Liberty to Kansas and he has an yoyo which can hynotized anyone... expect for people who are blind, don't have eyes or you are strong enough to resist it

Boomstick: He has an Plunger Gun which works like an grappling gun, like this

Boomstick shoots the Plunger Gun and it hit some thing and when it came, it was an bowling ball. It hits Boomstick, knocking him out.

Wiz: Anyways... the Plunger Gun is really useful in combat, it works like an grapling gun like Boomstick just said. It help him save Muriel and Eustace many time with this.

Boomstick gets up

Boomstick: Uh-huh? Are we done yet?

Wiz: No we are still talking about Courage's weapons

Boomstick: Oh! Ok, let me tell some weapons with

Wiz: Sure why not

Boomstick: Anyways, Courage also carrries an raygun that he accidently stole from the Space Chicken, like laser guns, it shoots laser beams but when hit, it turns to objects! WHAT, that's f#cking awesome

Wiz: Courage's Computer has an mind of his own and can talk and Courage can use it and gets help whenever he needs to and also inside of the computer, it has an diginal world of itself. The Computer can scan objects like fungus and another living beings. Being an sentient of an computer, This Computer is very smart, it can help Courage in some episodes

Boomstick: But it can be vulnerable to Viruses like any others computers.

Wiz: And his signicture weapons, Explosives.

Boomstick: Oh yeah, now we talking. I don't know how he got those explosives but if he wants to uses those, he'll definally ready for it. He carries TNT, Dynamites, barrels, bombs, TNT deonartors, god damn this dog carries more weapons and are more awesome than Deadpool's

(In a background, Deadpool says "Hey" and then leaves)

Wiz: He carries an Instant Quickstand which can you know, trap people and suffocate too. He can use this as bait to trap people inside it. For about $6.99 on online shops that you can buy!

Boomstick: And with the Instant Eels, he can use this as an bait.. again to attack people like he did with Eustace.

Wiz: And he carries some happy plums. These happy plums are so good that they MAKES you good. So it change an raging bitch to an happy guy. They undid Dr, Zalost's Canonballs, which makes people go depressed

Boomstick: The Kangeroo Bone Fragment will turn Courage to an Kangeroo by jamming that inside himself. This helps him grow size to skyscraper, it also helps increase his strengh.

Wiz: Last but not lease, Courage have some seeds that can turn into

Boomstick: Argh! This looks like an guy smoking too much weed! Wiz we need to run!

Wiz: Anyways, the Magic Tree of Nowhere can grants Courage any wishes that he can; like Muriel wants to watch a movie, it grants them the entire movie place to watch. So if he wants some weapons, he can just say to the tree and boom there are weapons

Feats[]

Boomstick: Feats wise, He can destroy the sun by screaming! God damn this dog is powerful

Wiz: And that's fairly consistent since he has lift up a star before and giving that he has being hit planets to planets many times

Boomstick: He scales to Eustace Bagge, who survive an firework explosion that turns him into 88 stars!

Wiz: Some people say that Courage scaled to the Starmakers, who can make multiple stars at once and Muriel stated that they have created the stars above heavens but they haven't fight before and when they met, both have no intensions killing each others so that's an outlier

Boomstick: Courage scale to Robot Randy, who said that he can beat an Robot that destroy an large mountain

Wiz: He should scale to the Shadow, who can turn into 325 stars

Boomstick: Speed wise, he can dodge canonballs, lightning, which can move at 260,000 miles per hour.

Wiz: Courage is no stranger to dodging lasers, in fact, he has done that multiple times.

Boomstick: He's able to pilot an spaceship that can went to the Earth to the Sun in seconds.

Wiz: Giving the distance of the earth between the sun, we can estimate that the Spaceship can go in 1038 the speed of light.

Boomstick: He also is pretty fast in terms travel speed, he can from the sun's surface to its core, which is about 28% the speed of light and he can run Kansas to Tibet to India to Paris then to Kansas ... in seconds, god fucking damn, i have said that word many times!

Wiz: Courage's durability should scaled to his Strengh. He got being shot to space, crashed to the moon, getting hit by an alien with an tennis racket and then getting slammed to Earth.

Boomstick: Also remember that gigantic alien? That same alien also did slam an metorite to Earth causing to go to 1000 years later, time to do your calculation thingy, Wiz

Wiz: If we took Courage and Muriel's height and the time to took it, we estimate that Courage have must survive in about 391 Ninatons of TNT and also if we calculate for the Earth spun to 1000 years later, it will be about 1.98 teratons of TNT, both enough to destroy an dwarf star

Boomstick: Eh heh, now we talking. Courage is also very smart, don't take Eustace "stupid dog" thingy. He's an master of tricking his opponents and master at using weapons and weapons that is very complicated to use.

Wiz: He's also very good at speaking, when he can speak English fluently and like Boomstick just said, Courage is an master at tricking his opponents, he has able to trick demons, mad scienctist, monsters in about every single day.

Boomstick: He's also very good at sports, arts and craft, building, repairing and knows how to type. He finds oxygen underwater while having no suit at all, he knows how spaceship works, outsmarted an evil genius duck and probably more! How the f#ck is this dog smart and then this POWERFUL

Faults[]

Wiz: Too be fair though, Courage is not what with his weaknesses. Like the title of the show name, he's cowardly and easily be scared but usually he comes at those fears and fight them just to save his love ones

Boomstick: While his Super Scream would desimate you, it will drain Courage's Stamina away pretty easy so he uses this attack as an final result

Wiz: But all of that weakness still doesn't prove that Courage will save his owners and overcomes his fear!

"Things i do for love"

Popeye Sails To DEATH BATTLE![]

Wiz: The Year was 1929, an cartoonist called Elzie Crisler Segar create an cartoon character called Popeye and it spark as one of the most iconic cartoons to be ever in the 1900s

Boomstick: Hell Yeah, those were childhoods for boomers. Anyways, Popeye has got some comics, an cartoon show, movies. We don't need to introduct him anymore, let's get to his feats and abilities, b#tches