Description[]
Hey guys, it's me Doorknob. I'm using my new phone. The Doorknob face on my V9 was deleted, and I forgot my password. Goat Simulator Vs Untitled Goose game! Two city destroyers with extraordinary power.
Pilgor[]
Boomstick: Umm, this Goat should face Donkey Kong.
Wiz: Pilgor is the main protagonist in Goat Simulator which you're in a Purgatory.
Boomstick: She's in purgatory? Shit no.
Wiz: Shit yes!
Boomstick: Goat Simulator is one of the most successful games! Don't you know?
Wiz: Pilgor also headbutts human sending them flying, Piglor makes a car explode with her horns, and Pilgor also survived being hit by trains, trucks, and cars. Pilgor is dumb as a rock, but she's really strong! She should be in Smash.
Boomstick: In addition, Pilgor never broke her tongue, and you can torture peoples around you.
Wiz: If this goat is included in Smash Ultimate, I'll main her.
Boomstick: This goat messes with everyone which means she has no fear. This goat can beat the fuck out of Thanos.
Wiz: And Super Man, Sonic, Goku, and Saitama won't mess up with this goat.
Boomstick: Let's know her stats.
Name: Pilgor
Gender: Female
Species: Goat
Powers: can send peoples flying, survive heights, her tongue, survived a many years ago, can breath outer space without a helmet, can outmatch other goats, strong horns and kicks, can transform into humans and other animals but their goats, and many others
Weaknesses: can't swim
Boomstick: the goat we'll discuss is the part of the fight
Giant Goat
-not a Sperm Whale
-heavy
-have blow holes but still a goat
Old goat
-not a Tyrannosaurus Rex
-Godzilla
-real big but slow
Ripped Goat
-can send things flying but this one is stronger
-same as Pilgor this goat can run as fast as Pilgor
Anti Gravity Goat'
-she can fly real high
-can control the gravity
-have an unbreakable helmet
Normal Goat
-nah
-baaaa
-same
Wiz: that's all the goat we'll use for the fight
Boomstick: some of those sucks
Wiz: I know because Pilgor will win easily when we use all her powers
Boomstick: anyway I have this goat horn and wear it Thumbs up
Wiz: woah being goat is great for you, anyways Pilgor is the goat of chaos she breaks party and she should break teen-ager's party because it feels like house warming. Pilgor is the goat that appeared as dumb, strong, weird, and also powerful, some people's says that Pilgor is weak
Boomstick: moving on!
Goose[]
Wiz: The mischievous Goose is here
Boomstick: this game is looks like better than Goat Simulator better play this in PS4
Wiz: as the chaos causer, Pilgor and Goose have the same thing that they do
Boomstick: OOOOOOF
Wiz: what?
Boomstick: that goose stole my wallet and buys a beer
Wiz: stop being funny Boomstick wait your in the game?
Boomstick: Wiz I'm right here on your back
Wiz: oh anyway back in the topic
Boomstick: does this Goose immortal
Wiz: speaking of immortality this goose never dies but in the fight they will be a rag doll
Boomstick: oh is that so this fights gonna have a good pun
Wiz: but
Boomstick: shut up I'm thinking
Wiz: ugh forget about him but anyway let's continue the conversation. This mischievous Goose have chased after many peoples and destruct them when they are working
Boomstick: oh I really have a good joke about this!
Wiz: This game is pretty weird and kinda rude to people's living there.
Boomstick: this is an awesome game Wiz so don't be a kill joy
Wiz: okay anyway Boomstick is playing games now so I'm about to discuss their powers and skills
Name: ???
Age: Gosling (Male)
Height: normal goose
Feats: can grab things, can cause chaos in one place
Boomstick: I'm pissed that's all that Goose's feats? Mama Mia!
Wiz: to make it more fair, we'll make the goose have all the miscellaneous and sharp items from his games like knife, pitchfork, etc
Combatants are set[]
Settings: the farm
*shows Pilgor headbutts a car causing an explosion*
*shows the Goose getting chased by someone*
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Fight[]
The Goose was causing a chais in the farm, Pilgor saw a farm and goes into it she saw the farm was messed up and the sheep is getting chased by a Goose with a pitchfork, but the Goose saw Pilgor, Pilgor's face was in complete horror, she got chased by a Goose with a pitchfork
FIGHT
The Goose is chasing Pilgor, a car was running too fast and hit Pilgor and launched her into the school, the Goose goes to the school aswell, Pilgor was on the ground and jumped she saw the Goose and starts to dodge all the Goose's attack, Pilgor headbutts the Goose lauching him into a dumpster, but suddenly saw the Impostor eating a Crewmate, the Goose grabs the Impostor and use it as a weapon, the Impostor grabs Pilgor with it's tounge and Pilgor turns into a Permission Whale causing the Impostor's mouth wide open, and the Impostor is dead, the Goose pushed them Sperm Whale into the road and the car hits Pilgor launching her into the ocean the Goose goes into the boat and goes after her scaring peoples away the boat just go by itself, Pilgor was dumped into an ocean waking the King of The Monsters, GODZILLA!, the people's run away and grabs Pilgor and the Goose throwing them into a swimming pool, a girl was sitting next to a pool scaring the girl away, Pilgor kicked the Goose sending him into a door the Goat follows him, the Goose crashed in, the people's in the house started to panic and gets out the fast as they can, Piglor headbutts the Goose sending him into a table the Goose grabs the knife and slashes the Goat 7x seems nothing to a Goat, Piglor turns into a Ripped Goat, Pilgor head butts the Goose breaking the window, Pilgor jumped out and kicked the Goose, Godzilla was about to roar but the Goose shoots into his mouth Godzilla chokes to dead the Goose gets out of Godzilla, Pilgor was after him with a bicycle. The car hits the Goat, sends him into a field, Goose picks up one rib cage on Godzilla's corpes and runs up to Pilgor, Goose is charging on Pilgor is still on the ground the Goose quacks, making Pilgor dizzy, Goose stabs Pilgor a many times but it just makes the goat launch everywhere, Pilgor turns into ripped Goat, she headbutts the Goose sending the Goose into air, Pilgor used anti gravity and flies the Goat charges with a kick and kicked the Goose sending the Goose into a road, Pilgor summons a portal, and headbutts the Goose. They are in the Green Hill Zone, Sonic was running around, the Goose stole some ring and throws it around Pilgor the Goose runs into the ring making Pilgor dizzy again, the Goose charges with it's beak and smashed Pilgor into the finish line, Pilgor summons a Portal the Goose was flying into Pilgor but Pilgor Kicks the Goose into the portal. The world was in the space, looks like Pilgor knows this place before the Goose kicks Pilgor, Pilgor tried to headbutt the goose but missed the Goose bumps it body into Pilgor sending her inside a building we can see some bunch of astronauts dancing to music until Pilgor interrupted their dance so the astronauts decided to run away Goose stabs Piglor through her neck, the Goose walks away with Pilgor's body being dragged.
K. -
Boomstick: what the hell!
Wiz: look the goat is just playing death
Pilgor was playing death the Goose is going to the portal until Pilgor wokes up and kicked Goose into the portal. The next dimension is the school, the goose lands into a student making others run away the Goose stand Pilgor did a perfect landing. Goose saw the bunker base and runs away into it, Goat follows, as it opens it self automatic they saw the Jason Voorhees like student and tries to stab them the Goose escapes and Pilgor got kicked out. Goose grabs a knife by it's beak and tried to slash Piglor, Pilgor keeps dodging and sends a head butt Pilgor turns into rocket goat and hits the Goose several times on the air, Pilgor head butts the goose resulting the Goose to break a window making the entire class panicked, Goat follows the Goose but those Goose is holding a meter stick and slaps Pilgor with it the Goat headbutts the Goose and making it enter the locker, it makes the Goose looks like a basketball and Pilgor follows, the locker on the rooftop makes them fly real high on the air, Pilgor turns into a ripped Goat and headbutts the Goose sending the Goose to the City Bay dam, Piglor turns into anti gravity goat and finding out where's the Goose
Boomstick: it's on the dam you idiot
Wiz: *slaps Boomstick* talk more I will kick your ass
Pilgor heard Boomstick and finds out the Goose was on the dam floating around as Pilgor lands the Goose quacks loadly sending Pilgor to a helicopter and it threw her up to deadmau5 party. Pilgor jumps off the building and turns into rocket goat Goose walks away while Pilgor is flying into the Goose, Pilgor licks the Goose and threw the Goose up in the air Pilgor falls into a river, the Goose bumps into a rock Pilgor was still in the ocean, Goose cames back to attack the Goat, luckily Pilgor was in the land once again as the Goose attack with a pitchfork Pilgor turns into old goat, Pilgor roars
Pilgor: baaaaa!
Pilgor picks them Goose and threw the Goose back to the farm, Pilgor follows the Pitch Fork was standing right there (it can't walk but okay) as the Goose lands it jams into the Goose's neck, the Goose started to panic, Pilgor turns into Ripped Goat the Goose started to attack as it can breathe barely, Pilgor charges a strong headbutt it blew the Goose's body. The Goose's guts goes to the well, the beak goes to the lake, the eyes goes to the leaves, while the foot just stand there and it collapsed. Pilgor baas for victory and then runs away.
Results[]
Boomstick: f*ck yeah! That's the proper ending! That's so f*cking brutal!
Wiz: Pilgor was far stronger while Goose is street to wall level and a mortal and they keep breaking the fourth wall
Boomstick: that's one of the most brutal battle we've ever done
Wiz: not that brutal actually but poor Goose anyways
Boomstick: looks like the Goose gets headbutt from it's victory
Wiz: the winner is Pilgor
Trivia[]
• The connection between both is they are animals, they are very dumb, they are causing the city chaos, and really powerful.
• The difference is Goose is a Gosling (which is male) while Pilgor is a doe (which is a female goat).
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