This is Thelaserman20's first death battle, I hope you like it!
DESCRIPTION[]
Minecraft vs. star wars! which hilarious team that are some of my favorite people will win?
INTERLUDE[]
Sans: there are many hilarious armies out there.
Papyrus:But none are as funny as these two!
Sans:Like the Piglins, the wandering traders/hunters of the nether!
Papyrus:And the Stormtroopers, a group of idiots who somehow know how to wield a gun.
Sans:And we will be analyzing their armor,skills,and weapons to find out who will win in a Death Battle!
PIGLINS[]
Sans: In the nether, there are dangerous creatures that will kill you in a heartbeat.
Papyrus: Skeletons, blazes, Even those jello thingies!
Sans: Magma cubes. But there is one type of creature that is more friendlier than the others.
Papyrus: These are called piglins, which replaced zombie pigmen.
Sans:These things are way better than villagers because you can trade with gold instead of emeralds.
Papyrus: Although they give better stuff, they will attack you unless you are wearing gold armor.
Sans:That is true... unless you are talking about piglin brutes! these pack a wallop!
Papyrus: Enough said, lets move on to weapons.
Weapons[]
Sans: The piglins have a short but deadly arsenal, with gold swords and armor, but could also hold crossbows!
Papyrus: The piglin brutes have gold axes which do more damage than normal, but cannot wear armor.
Sans: Brutes do not have armor, but have a skeleTON of hp.
Papyrus: They could also ride hoglins, but only if they both are babies.
Sans: They also have a fire immune form, which we will count as resurrection due to being an undead version, the zombified piglin!
Papyrus: There are the Hoglins, which can throw people in the air and are stronger than normal piglins, but their zombie form is more agressive.
Sans:That's it for arsenal, onto feats!
Feats[]
Papyrus: The piglins are quite strong in strength, Being able to hurt the player who could tank hits from the Ender dragon,Wither, and the upcoming Warden!
Sans: They could also lift bells and gold blocks, which weigh a ton, with no problem!
Papyrus:They are also very durable,being able to survive TNT blasts and the Wither effect!
Sans: In speed, they scale to the player who can dodge fireballs and arrows, meaning they are pretty fast.
Papyrus: The piglins in their zombie form are slightly more durable than their regular self, except for the brutes.
Sans: The hoglin can throw someone 3 blocks in the air with no effort, and can run at fast speeds while doing so.
Flaws[]
Papyrus: The piglins are not perfect though-
Sans:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! Whoops,sorry for that, I meant that piglins' only weakness is that they are distracted by gold and are scared of soul fire.
Papyrus: But piglin brutes are not distracted by gold or scared of soul fire, and Sans, you forgot that their zombie forms can't shoot crossbows.
Sans: Oh, Yeah. and the hoglins and piglins could fight each other randomly, but we will use the bastion hoglins so this does not happen.
Papyrus: The zombie piglins don't attack until they get attacked, and piglin brutes are less durable in this form.
Sans: But hoglins are the opposite. Their zombie form will attack anything it sees. Also, the zombie forms scare their normal forms away.
Papyrus: Their final feat is that hoglins can be distracted by armor stands and warped fungus.
Sans: But do not mess with them, or you might NETHER live again!
(shows clip of piglins victory dancing)
STORMTROOPERS[]
Papyrus:A long time ago,in a galaxy far,far away...
Sans: There were a lot of planets that lived in peace,until the empire came.
Papyrus: Ok, enough backstory, there are these troops called stormtroopers, that are the weakest and most common bad guy in star wars.
Sans: Well, not the weakest...
Papyrus: Oh, right. Those stupid battle droids.
Sans: During their time of terror, the empire fought against the jedi, who brought peace to the galaxy.
Papyrus: And the jedi won, right when the universe nearly ended after the creation of the death star!
Sans: They rebuilt it, only for it to get blown up again, so they took a different approach.
Papyrus: They launched all out attacks on planets and took them over, only to be stopped by the jedi yet again.
Sans: There is not much to say left, so onto weapons!
Weapons[]
Papyrus:Their arsenal is very simple, only having a blaster and some grenades, and that stupid armor that doesn't even protect them from anything.
Sans: They also have a speeder bike, a very fast vehicle that puts Sonic the hedgehog to shame.
Sonic: Hey, I heard that!
Papyrus: Well we don't care! There are also different types of troopers that have different weapons, but we are just using the normal ones.
Feats[]
Sans:Um... why is this here?
Papyrus: IDK... These guys have fought off pirates but besides that they are featless!
Sans: Actually, they are stronger than you think. They have helped (Barely) in taking over the galaxy.
Papyrus: And they are not stupid, just have bad aim.
Sans: The proof is that they know how to fly spaceships and speeder bikes.
Papyrus: They probably killed countless people... that can't fight back.
Sans: They are kind of strong, as clone troopers managed to kill a couple of jedi, but it was not very impressive as it was a surprise attack.
Flaws[]
Papyrus: For the flaws, Stormtroopers have terrible aim, weak armor, and have never killed anyone!
Sans: They did kill some people, they just could not fight back.
Papyrus: They don't have any physical feats, and don't usually have the last laugh over anything.
Sans: These guys may be weak, but do not fight them in groups, or... I don't have anything good to say about these guys.
(shows clip of stormtroopers shooting something)
INTERMISSION[]
Papyrus: Alright!
Sans:We have run the data and the possibilities!
Both:IT"S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
PRE-FIGHT[]
(Location: The nether)
In the nether, we see a ton of people wearing white suits wandering around. They hear a scream nearby and follow the sound to see a ton of piglins.
Stormtrooper#1:Hey check this out, I found some dinner!
The rest of the stormtroopers start cheering while the offended piglins shoot arrows at the troopers.
Stormtrooper#5: If these guys wanna fight, then we'll give them a fight!
(Everyone pulls their weapons out as a familiar text appears)
A BRAWL IS-
Papyrus: Gosh darn it,Cuphead! you are not supposed to be here!
Cuphead: I know, but some skeleton in a blue jacket wanted someone help in the fight and results, so I volunteered. Also, how do you know my name?
Papyrus and Sans: IDK... You have a cup for a head.
FIGHT![]
(cue "piglin wars")
The piglins run at the stormtroopers,while the white suited soldiers fire their guns... but miss entirely as piglin brutes start cutting stormtroopers to bits like a sickle cutting wheat on a field. But then more stormtroopers on speeder bilkes start shooting or crashed into the brute piglins, killing them. Seeing this,The piglins return fire by shooting the stormtroopers off the bikes with crossbows and/or hijacking them to try to shoot stormtroopers with the cannons, but don't know how to work it and crash into stormtroopers or trees. Then armored piglins and more brute piglins come and start stabbing and/or slashing at the stormtroopers,Then one stormtrooper gets his/her leg cut off and looks up to see a brute piglin slam his axe down on his/her head as it cuts to a baby piglin and baby hoglin looking horrified at the kill.
Baby piglin: Oink snort squeal! (translation: That was a scary kill,thankfully it is almost over.)
Back to the fight, more piglins and stormtroopers keep coming and killing each other,until the hoglins come and start throwing troopers in the air like ragdolls. The dead piglins revive as zombies, who walk away until a trooper shoots one of them, causing the zombies to turn at the offender.
Trooper: Crap...
The zombie piglins rush in to join the fight, but scare the others (except for the hoglins and brutes) away. The zombies, hoglins, and brutes start mutilating the troopers, then see a trooper calling backup.
Random stormtrooper: Alert,alert! We need backup!
One of the stormtroopers throw a grenade, which blows some piglins and hoglins into oblivion. A couple of strider jockeys appear,which ram and slice through the stormtroopers, trying to kill the troopers who are calling for backup, but get attacked and killed by zoglins, who start killing everything in sight. This goes on for a long time, piglins, hoglins, and troopers appearing and dying until more piglins and hoglins arrive to help in the battle. The troopers try to shoot at the pig beasts from the nether, but only kill a few, then get overpowered by the others. Speeder bikes arrive, and are too fast for the piglins to react. It looked like the stormtroopers were going to win, but then the hoglins manage to ram into the bikes, blowing them up. There were a few remaining troopers, who hid in a black fort, thinking they were safe.
Trooper #1: Phew! I thought we would die!
Piglin: Snort.
Trooper #1: Hey, who made that sound?
The troopers turn to find out that piglins live in this fort, and scream for help, but it was too late. There were multiple slashes, each one splatting more blood on the walls, until there was nothing left to slice.
KO!
KO AND RESULTS[]
(The remaining piglins are seen bartering with steve as the stormtrooper's body is eaten by a hoglin)
Cuphead: Golly! that sure was a death battle!
Papyrus: The stormtroopers had a better arsenal and were smarter, but the piglins had every other category.
Sans: Speed was close because both had almost no speed feats, but the hoglins manage to take that category.
Cuphead: And weapons did not matter because of the sheer durability of the brute piglins, plus the troopers can't use them the right way.
Sans: Looks like the stormtroopers NETHER had a chance of winning and were PORKchopped to bits!
Papyrus: The winners are the piglins!
ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES[]
Piglins
+stronger
+faster
+more durable
+more experienced
+brute piglin was OP
+better armor
-dumber
-weaker arsenal
Stormtroopers
+smarter
+better arsenal
-everything else
ALTERNATE ENDING#2[]
The stormtroopers are wandering through the nether before seeing the piglins and decide to ask for help.
Stormtrooper#4:Hey Pigmen, do you know where these things are? (points at a paper that has stuff that are obtainable from bartering)
A piglin points at the gold bar in trooper#4's pocket.
Stormtrooper#4:Oh, you want this? I could trade this for the supplies.
The piglins nod and they barter and hunt for a long time.
Good ending!
TRIVIA[]
This fight will be in 3D.
The track would be called "Piglin wars" because one team is all piglins, and stormtroopers are from star wars.
The connection is that both have ranged weapons,are antagonists, are very funny,and have armor.
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This is my first death battle.
(BTW you can leave you opinion on this fight if you want.)