Peter Griffin

“	Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.	„
	~ Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin is the patriarch of the Griffin family and the protagonist of the American animated television series, Family Guy.

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Battle Record

The PeterMobile.
The PeterDactyl.
The PeterCopter.
The PeterBlimp.
The Peter-Rang.
A Literal Can of Whoop Ass.
Hunting Rifle.
Shotgun.
PaTuket Patriot Beer.
A suit made out of solid Gold.
Pistol.
Surfin' Bird Records.
Tank. https://youtu.be/Xt-MofnMsAs?t=1m11s
Knight Armor.
Lance.
Baseball Bat.
Shrinking Gun.
Moutain Climbing Gear.
Bottles Filled with Horse Semen.
Whip.
Rubbing Alcohol.
Razor Blade hair Comb.
Razor Blade Fan.
Machine Gun.
Bunker Busten Mega Ultra Super Bomb.
Grenade.
Scuba Gear.
M80 firecrackers.
Mr. Zucchini Head.
Axe.
RPG.
Ancient Haunted Indian Skull.
Remote Activated Explosives.
Wonder Twin Ring.
Mech Suit.
Red Bull
- Gives Peter superhuman strength and speed, but makes him extremely hyperactive.

Can Freeze Frame in mid-Air.
Shapeshifting.
Actually knows how to perform Hadokens and Shoryukens.
Once Every one he Touched Turned into Robin Williams. [1]
Insane Durability.
Some Times he doesn't React to pain at all.
Can Fart Fire.
Extremely Fast for his Size.
Whilst playing laser tag (and possibly anything he gets hyper competitive during), breaks the laws of gravity, and can gain hyper-stealth temporarly.
Had his Own Gravitational pull. [2]
incredible Singing Voice.
An Incredible Fighter.
Road House.
Has his Own Theme Music (Cannot be Turned off).
Lost his hand, then regrew it near-instantaneously.
- Said hand grew an entire body, becoming an evil clone. [3]

Temporarily joined the New England Patriots; being one of their best players.
- Got tackled by the entire Patriot team without any serious injuries.
Pushed a Car off a Cliff.
Punched an orca whale so hard it was knocked back into it's pool during a visit to Sea World.
Survived Point Blank Explosions frequently.
Survived a beating from a group of deer with baseball bats.
Survived two logs Smashing his Head Flat.
Survived being crush by a piano.
Stole the World's Best Joke (Guess What? Chicken Butt).
Survived Getting Mauled by a Mountain Lion.
Beat the Giant chicken multiple times.
Survived being Struck By Lightning.
Survived Getting his head cut off.
Took about 60 Tranquilizer Darts and still kept going.
Fought Lois to a Stand Still.
Opened up a Church/Religion revolved around Happy Days.
Survived getting his flesh ripped off by the water pressure of a firehose. [4]
Survived getting crushed by a bus. [5]
Survived getting shot in the head twice. [6]

Survived being stranded in the wilderness for two months straight, though it resulted in him becoming feral
Stayed up for 62 hours straight
Nearly superhuman drinking abilities.
- Defeated Mickey McFinnigan (Town-drunk of McSwiggan Village) in a drink-off. Mickey claims no one ever defeated him before.
- While imbued with Death's powers, he drank 300 bottles of beer in one sitting. Other than being extremely drunk, he was completely fine
- Surprisingly a great piano player when drunk.
Beat the snot out of Lucy van Pelt.
Dug a tunnel from his garage to the Drunken Clam
Should be comparable if not superior to Carter Pewterschmidt who knocked over five semi-trucks just by walking into them
Survived the Earth exploding in the bad ending of the video game, Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse (Although it's non-canon)[8]
Should be comparable to Homer Simpson

Can still die.
- Peter's clones were destroyed by an explosion. [9]
Can still suffer (Short-term) brain damage [10]
- Suffered a stroke that paralyzed half his body (was able to recover with Stem Cells).
He's mentally handicapped
Once shook his own baby to death to stop him from crying.
Scared Of The Swamp Monster
Has been Easily knocked out before.
Bags of Nickels. [11]
Spinach doesn't help. [12]
Died in a car crash while drunk (was brought back to life by Death, although this would be outside help)
Can be childish at times

Effortlessly overpowered by his neighbor Rob Gronkowski, who was outnumbered and eating 3 footlong sandwiches during the fight. [13]
Easily overwhelmed by Liam Neeson. [14]
Was beat up by Jerome
Literally curb-stomped by Meg
Has been beaten up by Joe on several occasions
He along with Quagmire and Cleveland got beat up by Joe after he got legs.
He, Quagmire, and Joe lost a bar fight against three US soldiers[15]
Lost a wrestling match to his sister Karen
Was once raped by a Breeding Bull.
- As a Strawberry, he was raped by a worm.
Once bought Volcano Insurance; he lives in Road island. [16]
Despite having a wide variety of great abilities and durability, he could be very much inconsistent most of the time.

Peter's exact age is widely inconsistent. Lois once said Peter is 43 years old but both were 18 in Meet the Quagmires despite an age difference between the two being stated in Let's Go to the Hop. In the episode Underage Peter, Mayor Adam West stated that Peter was 42 years old, but in a cutaway during Peter's Lost Youth, the latter himself claimed that he is in fact 58.