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Pete vs Bowser

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Pete vs Bowser
Season 1, Episode 3
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Air date February 9, 2015
Written by Maxevil
Directed by Maxevil
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Pete vs Bowser is a What-if? Death Battle.

Description[]

Disney vs Nintendo! Will Pete turn Bowser into turtle soup, or will Bowser shred Pete into kitty litter?

Interlude[]

Wiz: There has always been a villain for every heroic mascot, and these two are no acception.

Boomstick: Pete, the ugliest fat cat ever seen and arch enemy to Mickey Mouse...

Wiz: ...and Bowser, king of the koopas and arch enemy of Mario. Now to make this a fair fight, we will let these two use their common powers...

Boomstick: And yes, we will also include their giant monster forms for both fairness and excitement. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Pete[]

(Cue the instrumental version of 'Petey's King of France')

Wiz: Pete is the obese anthropomorphic cat we all know of today.

Boomstick: But he wasn't always like that, he was as hell a bear in the classic Alice cartoons, as well as the classic Oswald the lucky rabbit cartoons before becoming Mickey Mouse's nemesis, especially since cats and mice are sworn enemies.

(Cue Petetronic's theme from Epic Mickey)

Wiz: He possesses superhuman strength, but also uses various weapons.

Boomstick: Like keyblades and guns, and he can be quite the fighter without weaponry, as he is a boxer and wrestler.

Wiz: Right, though he also uses some magic as well like in the Kingdom Hearts games.  He can use punches that deliver stunning shocks to his opponents, and can repeatedly regenerate a short lived force field.

Boomstck: He can also deliver deadly ass exploding bowling balls at his opponents, now we did mention in the interlude that there will also be giant monster forms, and surprise, Pete has a monstrous form known as, Julius!

(cue Julius' theme from Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance)

Wiz: As the Freankenstein's monster version of himself that was made by the late simian scientist, Dr. Frankenollie, his strength is increased to where he is strong enough to push a city bus.

Boomstick: Even though, that event happened when Mickey's brain was in Julius' body.

Wiz: Pete may be a tough guy, but he is not completely invincible, cause like any cartoon villain, his strategies usually go wrong.

Boomstick: He is a fucking moron at times, he can also be quite cocky and arrogant as well, which would make it worst that Mickey saves Minnie's ass all the time.

Wiz: But there are certain things he has accomplished, he took over the House of Mouse for a while, has raised a bashful son named PJ to a college student...

Boomstick: Despite that he emptied the college fund to pay for a big cannon to kill ducks with.

Wiz: And he even teamed up with Mickey Mouse to fetch the pieces of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, mainly the glove balloon.

Boomstick: And he is working hard to be quite a popular villain like the other Disney villains he is supposedly leading, but despite all that, Pete is one dumb cat who will find a way to try and defeat Mickey Mouse.

Pete: "Come and cheer me, love and fear me, Petey's king of Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance! Uh, why'd the music stop?"

Bowser[]

(Cue Bowser's Theme Song from 'Super Mario 64')

Wiz: Bowser is the Mass king of a particular turtle race known as the Koopas.

Boomstick: That is enough to make some turtle soup there!

Wiz: He has been known for trying to kidnap Princess Peach and take over the Mushroom Kingdom, fortunately for the princess, Mario rescues her time and time again.

Boomstick: Even though, he always ending up in the wrong castles, that is.

(cue Final Battle music from Super Mario Galaxy)

Wiz: As expected, Bowser is known to have his powers of Super Strength and fire breathing, but has slowly been able to run at decent speeds in his days.

Boomstick: Yeah, that is good exercise from playing tennis, basketball, baseball, hockey, you name it. He also can teleport as well; but when those don't do the trick, he can also use his weaponry like bullet bills, mecha-koopas, and even fire bars, in the style of Smash Bros. 4, which will be in this fight!

(cue Giga Bowser theme from Super Smash Bros. Melee)

Wiz: Now we know that Bowser can also make himself giant when necessary, but for this fight in particular, like with his competitor, Pete, we will throw in a giant monstrous version of himself, known as Giga Bowser.

Boomstick: Gigs Bowser is more stronger than regular Bowser, he can also use cryokinesis when spinning in his shell, electrokinesis when launching opponents in the air with his spiked shell and Umbrakinesis when doing a headbutt.

Wiz: While all this makes Bowser seem invincible, he really isn't; he has fair enough knowledge but is mostly not a strategist in which he will fight with all he can do, and he can be grabbed by the tail by Mario and twirled around like a hammer in Hammer Throw.

Boomstick: And like most turtles, he is defenseless when on his back!

Wiz: But he has his share of feats too, such as getting his own live action tv studio show, gain his running speed at a slow rate...

Boomstick: As mentioned before!

Wiz: And even survived every Smash Bros. game to date since Melee.

Boomstick: For a frigging evil turtle monster, he can do it all except defeat Mario for good!

Wiz: But he is no quitter, which makes Bowser a formidable foe.

Peach: Mario!

Bowser, Jr.: You Again?! Don't you ever give up?

Bowser: MARIO, HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY FAMILY VACATION! (roars)

Intermission[]

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Fight[]

Pete: Nobody messes with the mighty Pete!

Bowser: Showtime!

FIGHT!

Bowser charges at Pete, but Pete uses his shield to push Bowser back, then Pete charges at bowser, punching Bowser.

Pete: Get outta my way!

Bowser got shocked but shook it off and give Pete a punch in the stomach.

Pete: Do-ho-ho-ho...

Bowser breathes fire at Pete's butt, and Pete jumps in pain and lands in a nearby pond.

Pete: I'm gonna, get you!

As Pete pulls out a toon gun, Bowser teleports five feet by the puddle, and Pete fire it, but Bowser uses Bob-ombs and Bullet Bills to block the Bullets, out of gun Ammo, Pete pulls out a keyblade and fights Bowser with it, causing Bowser to pull out the fire bar, thus the 2 brutish villains engage in a swordfight, blocking and dodging each other's attacks, that they don't know nor care that they were entering a hotel, and as they fight ascending higher through hotel stairs, they were taking out other people with their weapons pushing them through glass windows (in order those people were 1987 April O'Neil, Peter Griffin and Ernie the Chicken (in their own fight), Carmen San Diego, Waldo and his walking stick, Big the Cat, and Derpy Hooves).

Inside, Pete and Bowser have their weapons blocked by each other as they try out strengthening each other, wet soapy water come flowing past Pete and Bowser's feet and the two slip and slide until they too broke through a window, both later landed on cable wires and getting shocked simultaneously causing both to scream/roar in pain as well as dropping their weapons and get launched into a pool of radiation ooze from a power plant that is occupied and powered by yellow people, one of them, Homer Simpson, investigates it after being woken up, only to see monster versions of Pete and Bowser rising as Julius and Giga Bowser.

Both roared at each other, causing some big rubble to land on Homer as they resume the fight, they were delivering blows to each other that they don't realize that they were heading towards a cliff and fell down, they try to push each other to break their fall, but fail as they both hit the ground, as dust clears, we see Giga Bowser on his back being broke in half and bleeding heavily, while Julius got his head skewered by Giga Bowser's horn and bleeding heavily as well.

Double K.O.

Dozens upon dozens of vultures fly by to enjoy a feast.

Results[]

Boomstick: Whoa, that is a weird way to die!

Wiz: Both were evenly matched, they were able counter each blow.

Boomstick: But kill other cartoon characters on the way.

Wiz: But their stubbornness and stupidity has lead them to their demise.

Boomstick: There is no other way to talk STRAIGHT for the fight.

Wiz: This battle is a draw.

Trivia[]

  • This is Maxevil's third complete Death Battle.
  • This is the first and so far only episode of Maxevil's Death Battles to end in a draw.
  • This is the first of Maxevil's Death Battles to pit a Disney character and a Nintendo character against each other, the next one is Pikachu vs Stitch.


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