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Pvz (Plants vs zombies) Vs tf2! (team fortress 2) These two glass cannon heroes with high speed, will mostly likely rush into a fight without a plan, but when these 2 heroes rush into a death battle against each other, who will win?!
Interlude[]
Ezra: In everyday online shooter game, their are always different kinds of classes, like the stealthy one, the sniper player or the one that will just blow everything he sees up! but today, we'll be taking a look at the fast one's, but can't take a lot of hits, and are at their best when utilising the hit and run tactic!
Luke skywalker: One of those guys, are the scout, The force of nature!
E: and Peashooter, the destroyer of zombies, and the front line of crazy Dave's army!
Luke: He's Ezra bridger and i'm Luke skywalker!
E: And it's our hobby to find their armour, weapons and skills to find out who would win...
A DEATH BATTLE!
Peashooter[]
Luke: Welcome to suburbia, a place where people like you and me would get to grow old and retire after what every job you worked at! At least, what it used to be.
Ezra: Yeah, turns out the zombie apocalypse happened BIG TIME! The zombies, while they were mindless, there were more advanced zombies, like the foot soldier, imp, and super brainz! but where their are more advanced zombies, the humans weren't left behind in the dust! Well, one human...
Luke: Yeah, turns out (Unlike basically every single last zombie movie and videogame) The zombies were surprisingly successful, and almost no humans were left, except for one, Crazy Dave. But how has he survived against the zombies for so long? why, with the helps of the plants! And not the kind you can grow in your garden! (although, it would be pretty freaking sweet if we could, right? Do you think it would be a good idea to have the Pvz plants in real life? Discuss your point in the comments. Ps: I would preferer if they were in real life!)
Ezra: Despite the fact that their were possibly BILLIONS of zombies, crazy dave and his army of plants have kept them at bay all this time.
Luke: And out of all of these weird and wacky plants, the most famous one out of them all, is the peashooter! This little guy, while seemingly harmless, is a lot more dangerous, than what meets the eye. He can shoot... well, peas, hence the name peashooter. But this powerful sonofabitch get's a major upgrade in the garden warfare games.
Ezra: Here he spouts 2 little leaf's, which get's rid of one of his major disadvantage: His lack of mobility. Cause you see, on the original games, the peashooter stands still, Rooted to one spot. In garden warfare games however, the peashooter can move to his hearts contempt!
Luke: Damn, he must have some major pins and needles after sitting in one place for so long, right?
Ezra: Yeah, probably. Anyway, he has done some pretty impressive stuff, like dodging the football zombies charge attack, which is so fast, it can light himself on fire! that's roughly around Mach 11!Luke: And if that doesn't blow your mind, he can dodge attacks as fast as the sunflowers shots, and she's powered by the sun! these means that they are shots of sun! And he tanks lightning ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!
Ezra: And he also has some pretty cool abilities in the garden warfare games, like her super pea speed, which allows him to move at incredible speed, and jump pretty damn high as well! His second ability he got was his chilli bean bomb, which can make a massive explosion! Unfortunately, we have NO IDEA how explosive it is, so... ( Ps: If anybody can tell me how much tnt it is worth, Thanks!)
Luke: He also has his pea Gatling, which is obviously a reference to pea shooters plant food ability, and in this form, he turns himself into a machine gun, and can mow down zombies like their nothing! But at the price of mobility.
Ezra: Speaking of which, plant food comes in the form of a little leaf, which super boosts the pea shooter, and allows him to fire peas faster than a machine gun! In this from, he can fire up to 60 peas, IN. 2. SECONDS. this is a major upgrade than peashooters regular shooting pace!
Luke: Speaking of upgrades, the peashooter has some upgraded versions of his own powers, like the fact he can upgrade his regular bean bomb, INTO THE... Sombrero bean bomb? Anyway, this bad boy is twice as explosive as his regular bean bomb, but the bomb takes longer to arm, which most of the time allows the poor schmuck that would have gotten his ass nuked, to get away. IF they can escape it's bigger explosion range, that is! And he also has his dark bean bomb, while they are the weakest out of all three, but can be thrown twice!
Ezra: He can also upgrade his pea Gatling, to the retro pea gatling! But it has less ammo than it's counter part. (pg: 100 shots. rpg: 50 shots) But the shots are much stronger than the regular. And he also has his bling gatling gun, which is like the Retro Gatling gun, except... BLING! Luke: And his final upgrades, come with his pea speed. The first upgrade Is hyper pea jump! While it doesn't affect his speed, it allows him to jump much higher! to be precise, the height of a house! Hell, maybe higher! And the final version, is basically the same as the first one, except he spins his leg around so fast, he can float! But only for a little bit.
Ezra: But he isn't without his flaws, like the fact, that his ability's have flaws, like the fact that any smart guy will do a 180 spin, and get the fuck out of there! And in his pea gatling form, while dangerous, can be taken out by a sniper, our if he gets flanked, due to his slow turning speed. And even his pea speed has his disadvantages, like having the ability to hover, while awesome, makes him vulnerable to any smart sniper.
Luke: But despite his flaws, he is a very powerful plant, a great friend to have a round, and if any zombies are reading this, here is a suggestion. Get back in your coffin.
The scout[]
Luke: One day, Zepheniah bought a huge chunk of land in America, so that way, he and his sons, redmond and blutarch could expand their ammunitions progress, only to find absolutely nothing there! and guess what, after that, Zepheniah got a mysterious illness, and died. In his will, he left both of the sons, the useless land that he got, as a punishment, that lost him a fortune and his life.
Ezra: SO they did what anybody would do, and hire a bunch of mercenaries to get the other bit of land! Yeah, turns out that old Zep, left them half of the land, and the brothers wanted the other brothers land! The mercenaries that they hired varied, but we'll be using the latest and greatest. The mercs here varied from German, scottish, Russian., Australian, and so on and so forth. But the only 2 people who were the same nationality, were the soldier, and today combatant: the scout!
Luke: The scout was born in Boston, Massachusetts, And was the youngest out of 8 brothers! Damn, no wonder he soon learned he couldn't beat them at strength, but rather, at speed, due to the fact that his brothers were not all that fast. And with his speed, he made a fine addition for tf2!
Ezra: With his weapons, combined with his ridiculous speed, makes him one of the most dangerous members of team fortress 2. speaking of weapons, here are his!
Luke: For his primary, he has his scatterguns, which are basically smaller versions of the shotgun, his pistol, which he probably uses to be a bit more accurate with his shots. And his signature weapon, his baseball bat, which he uses to be up-close and personal! He also has different versions of his weapons, but if we were to talk about them all, this analyses would be up to 1000 words long!
Ezra: Scout is no slouch when it comes to feats. He's fast enough to outrun a train, strong enough to launch heavy (with all his he has, weighs 723 pounds) 82 ft. into the air, which would require 14.6 tons of tnt! Damn... that's a lot!
Luke: And despite he's supposed to be a glass cannon, he one time tanked getting smacked by 3 rocket launchers, flying all the way into a window of the medics office! Last time i checked, glass cannons are not legally allowed to be this tough!
Ezra: Plus, he managed to kill a bear with a bone! This is not humanly possible! if you or me were to walk up to a bear and bitch slap him with a bone, it would more likely piss the bear off more than anything!
Luke: Yet despite his abilities, he has some major flaws, like the fact he is EXTREMELY Arrogant, cocky, and the fact his big mouth constantly gets him into trouble. And his baseball is only helpful at close range, and his scatterguns are pathetic at long range.
Ezra: Yet despite his flaws, Scout is a very powerful guy, and not somebody you want to take lightly.
"Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, And brother? I hurt people. I'm a force of nature. If you were from, where i was from, You'd be F**king dead!
Pre-fight[]
Luke: All right, the combatants are set, so let's end this debate once and for all!
Ezra: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!
FIGHT![]
It was a calm day in suburbia. One of very few, but the peace was not to last, as suddenly, The Scout rushes onto the scene, while running away from an angry hoard of zombies!
Scout had stolen something from the plants, but had run into a hoard of zombies while escaping the plants.
Scout: Soldier, are you there? SOLDIER!?
Scout was furiously screaming into his com, so he can try and tell soldier that he needs help!
Suddenly, something gets the zombies attention, making them dash towards something medium sized and red, while wearing a... Sombrero hat?
Before scout can question what he is watching, the red thing blows up, taking out every zombies!
Scout: Not so tough are you know, huh Chucklenuts!
Suddenly, the Peashooter had dashed onto the scene! he and some other plants were looking for a man who has stolen something from crazy dave. He looks around, and sees that the bomb had worked perfectly.
The peashooter looked forward, and saw the Scout standing there, looking completely and utterly shocked at the little green guy.
Scout: wow... you are a creepy motherfucker!
The peashooter says something, but Scout doesn't understand what he said (Ps: the peashooters will be translated into English, Since i'm pretty sure nobody knows plantenese, do they?) here is what he said: Hey! That's just rude!
Pea: hmm, David said that some guy stole his secret plans, and i don't see any humans around, except for that guy!
The peashooter quickly realises that the guy in front of him is the man that stole Dave's plans, so he gets into a fighting position!
Scout: What the.. you want to fight me!? All right man... girl... Thing! let's do this!
FIGHT!!!!
Scout begins the fight by firing multiple shots at the peashooter, who expertly dodges the shots, fires a couple of peas at Scout.
Scout: What the.. Are those peas?!
Scouts shock from this allows peashooter to land a couple of shots. But all this does is piss off scout, who charges at the zombie killer, and smacks him a couple times with his baseball bat, but he then gets bitch slapped by the peashooter's little hands at his sides.
Scout: What the hell?! how many more tricks do you have?!
peashooter: ever heard of a vine whip?
This comment annoys scout further, mainly due to the fact he can't say some snarky comment, Since he had no idea what he said, so with all of his strength, bitch slaps Peashooter with his baseball bat, which sends Peashooter flying up to the very top of a nearby building!
Peashooter: (Thinking) DAMN IT! That hurt like hell! this guy is WAY stronger than i am, but he has a gun, which means he might just run out of ammo!
The zombie killer gets up, and looks down at Scout, who is looking around, with a confused look on his face.
Scout: That guy hurt! But... where did i send him?
The peashooter looks down at the confused scout, and decided that he should use this to his advantage, and throws down the thing that had taken out the zombies, THE SOMBRERO BEAN BOMB! He throws it down at the scout, who sees the bean bomb.
Scout: Uhhh, what the heck are-
Scout doesn't get to finish that sentence, as he realises that the Bean bomb is flashing, like it's counting down!
Scout: OH CRAP, that can't be good.
The Bean bomb explodes, blowing up everything, nearby, and peashooter celebrates, believing he had killed scout, And jumps down and grabs the intel.
Suddenly, he hears footsteps, and quickly turns around, to see Scout, completely uninjured!
Peashooter: WHAT?!?! HOW?!
Scout: Yeah, nice try pal, but i have a little thing called BONK!, Which is handy for... You know, not getting blown up?
peashooter, Now pissed of at this guy, Activates his pea gatling, and fires the entire thing at the scout, who just walks through it, like it was nothing!
The peashooter, now scared, turns around to run away but scout grabs Peashooter, and with all his might, bitch slaps him THROUGH THE BUILDING!
scout rushes through the ruins of the building and into the other side, and sees the intelligence, and walks forward to pick it up, but then notices something.
He can't find peashooter anywhere.
Scout looks around, and begins to wonder where that little guy went., when he hears a familiar sound.
"ANDELE!!
Scout turns around, and sees the sombrero bean bomb again!
Scout: OH SHI-
Scout doesn't get to finish his last words, as the bean bomb blows up, taking scout with him!
The camera shows the intelligence fall to the ground, and suddenly, the peashooter slowly floats to the ground, as safe as a feather!
Pea: Sorry man, really wish it didn't have to end this way.
The peashooter grabs the intelligence and begins the long walk back home
KO!!!!!!
Results[]
Ezra: WHAT?! HOW?!?! I though scout had this in the bag!!
Luke: At first, it looked that way, since scout was physically superior then peashooter, and was faster.
Ezra: Yeah no shot he was stronger and faster, he can hit with 14.6 tons of tnt! And can outrun a train!! How did he lose!?
Luke: Simple. While Scout was stronger, faster and had a bigger arsenal, he couldn't actually kill peashooter.
Ezra: … WHAT!?!?!?
Luke: He couldn't actually kill Peashooter, since Peashooter Was stupidly more durable than scout, since he can tank punches from super brainz, who one time punched SOOO hard, it made an explosion see able from space! Said explosion is around 80 tetratons of tnt!
Ezra: EXC-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!?!?! That is SOOO many more times powerful than scout tanking 3 rocket launchers!!!Luke: Plus while scout was faster than Peashooter, The peashooter can boost his speed with his pea speed, which can make him VERY FAST!!!
Ezra: So what your saying, is that scout may have been stronger than Peashooter, and faster, Peashooter didn't need to be stronger, and has an ability that can help him keep up?
Luke: Precisely!! Plus, while scout was physically stronger, peashooter's abilities and primary even the playing field.
Ezra: Yeah, i guess the peashooters abilities were enough to win the battle. And speaking of which, The peashooters primary was much stronger than scouts, since in garden warfare 2, there is a wall which can be destroyed if you shoot at if enough, And the peashooters peas can do this! (That's solid concrete BTW)
Luke: Simply put, while the scouts scattergun was strong, it wasn't going to be breaking down solid concrete walls anytime soon! Plus his pea gatling can is incredibly more destructive than anything the scout can bring to the table, and in all honesty, all it would take is one chilli bean bomb to kill Scout!
Ezra: Wait a minute! What about BONK! Wouldn't that turn the tables?
Luke: While it would be a problem to peashooter, since it makes scout invincible to pretty much anything, but doesn't last all that long. Plus scout would most likely not take the fight seriously, 'cause of his arrogance, and his cockiness would lead him to believe that all it would take is one good hit to take out. Which it wouldn't. AND BEFORE YOU SAY AYTHING, Despite the fact that scout has a much bigger arsenal, due to slot restrictions, he would only be allowed 3.
Ezra: Dang it! Really thought scout had this, but apparently i was wrong!
Luke: The scout put up a good fight, but in the end, peashooters Abilities, destructiveness, and his Sheer durability, soon ended the Scout
Ezra: Looks like the peashooter is the true force of nature!
Luke; The winner, is The peashooter, The true force of nature.
Advantages and disadvantages[]
SCOUT
+Stronger
+Faster, but Peashooters super pea speed, could possibly allow him to keep up, and possibly go faster.
+/-BONK! would give peashooter a hard time, but He couldn't attack during it.
+/- Scout has a bigger arsenal, but due to slot restrictions, is only allowed 3 weapons.
-less durable
-Scout's weapons were MUCH weaker than peashooters
-Cockiness and arrogance is one of the main reasons he loses.
PEASHOOTER
+Durable by a long shot
+Abilities would give scout a hard time, and his bean bomb can 1 shot him
+Primary and Abilities are WAYYYYY stronger than any of scouts weapons
+Cockiness and arrogance would majorly dick Scout over
+/- Scouts BONK! Would give peashooter a hard time, but wouldn't last al that long, and he couldn't attack while using it.
+/- Scout had a bigger arsenal, but due to slot restrictions, was only allowed 3, while Peashooter always had his abilities.
Next time[]
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