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Description[]
The Suicide Squad Vs Suicide Squad! These two sharpshooting anti-heroes fight it out. Only one will win.
Introduction[]
(Cue: Wiz And Boomstick)
Wiz: Anti-Heroes. Love them or hate them they are here to stay, but some Anti-Heroes have taken things too far. When can we call them Anti-Villains?
Boomstick: PEACEMAKER, GUARDIAN OF THE PEACE AND AMERICA!
Wiz: And-
Boomstick: AND DEADSHOT, ASSASSIN FOR HIRE AND FORMER MEMBER OF TASK FORCE X
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle!
Peacemaker[]
Wiz: Christopher Smith was an abused kid who accidentally killed his brother after his father Auggie forced them to fight, Jeez.
Boomstick: And he has had some wacky relations from Kite Man to Matter-Eater Lad. He has also helped in SOME good, when he helped Task Force X destroy Jotunheim, a Corto Maltese base hiding Starro the Conqueror.
Wiz: But right as Colonel Rick Flag found out that American's government was behind it, Peacemaker killed him so he wouldn't show the press. And he would of killed Ratcatcher II if it weren't for Bloodsport's smaller bullets.
Boomstick: And after Peacemaker was shot by Bloodsport, he was rescued by Amanda Waller and nursed to health. Then he met his new crush Emilia Harcourt and his new best friends, Vigilante, John Economos and Leota Adebayo. Together they beat project butterfly but with the death of their commander Clemson Murn.
Wiz: And admits all of that, Peacemaker killed his abusive and racist dad who goes by the villainous name, White Dragon!
Boomstick: Now Peacemaker's abilities include Peak Human Condition that even matches that of Batman! It also Includes Peak Human Strength, Peak Human Durability, Peak Human Agility, Peak Human Stamina and Peak Human Reflexes. He is also a Master Marksman, like his enemy Deadshot. He managed to kill 3 people with one blow from a blowgun, shot a man without looking from behind him and shot numerous butterflies with his X-Ray helmet to name a few. He is an expert combatant and used this to match another one of his enemies, Judomaster. This entails; Axe Mastery, Sword Mastery, Knife Expertise and Shield mastery.
Wiz: He is an expert assassin and as stated by Amanda Waller, his dad taught him how to kill from the moment he was born and anything in his hands are a deadly weapon. He showed his Skilled Taction off while using an X-Ray helmet right after learning about Butterflies infest peoples brains so he can identify them. Despite his large stature, large helmet and flashy, colorful outfit, Peacemaker has amazing stealth when sneakily eliminating The Maltese Resistance. Due to his vow to keep the peace, Peacemaker will go to any extent to get information from people, showing another skill, Intimidation. While all these skills are useful in battle, not a lot of heroes are as skilled at music as Peacemaker is, he is a skilled pianist and has played to piano version of "Home Sweet Home" by Motley Crue. He uses Music to express himself in a way violence can't.
Boomstick: Even though he is a buff, strong human with peak conditions he does in fact have weaknesses. His obsession with Peace, while it is a strong point it can also cloud his judgement mid-fight and give the win to the opponent. The next one is Mental Illness, Peacemaker suffers from Trauma after accidentally killing his older brother, Keith. If Peacemaker has flashbacks about Keith, he could lose the fight. He also suffers from Schizophrenia after killing his Racist and Abusive Father, Auggie. Ever since he kept getting hallucinations of Auggie mocking him. This could be a serious disadvantage for Peacemaker if it happens. Also Peacemaker has Human Vulnerabilities like any other human he can get killed, this was shown by Bloodsport as he shot Peacemaker in the neck, if Amanda Waller didn't send people to retrieve him. He would of died.
Boomstick: Woah, Peacemaker is a badass but depressing.
Deadshot[]
Wiz: Task Force X ordered this man to kill 2 interdimensional beings and a girl in clown make up, this dude has been ordered to do a lot!
Boomstick: But just who is he?
Wiz: Floyd Lawton is an assassin and mercenary who was arrested in front of her daughter. Floyd tried to kill Batman before he took him to Belle Reve but his Daughter stood in his way begging her dad not to kill him. He agreed, only after yelling at her to move.
Boomstick: He was taken to Belle Reve where he was picked for Amanda Waller's Task Force X. He met his team which included his commander; Rick Flag, El Diablo, Slipknot, Katana, Captain Boomerang and of course, The girl in clown make up herself, Harley Quinn!
Wiz: After meeting the team, they got dropped into Midway City to defeat Enchantress and Incubus, However El Diablo and Slipknot didn't make it. After defeating the villains, Deadshot met with daughter again then going back to Belle Reve to serve the rest of his sentence.
Boomstick: Now for Deadshot's abilities, like Peacemaker Deadshot is gifted with Peak Human Condition but is not even near the same level of Condition. This includes Peak Human Strength, this is shown when he punched and cracked cement! Also he wields Peak Human Durability which we see him being brutally beaten by A.R.G.U.S. Agents and a deadly blow by Incubus and he left unscathed! He is also a Master Marksman like Peacemaker, He never misses and is lethal 2.49 miles away from his target.
Wiz: Deadshot is an Expert Combatant and managed to physically overpower several of Enchantress' monstrous troops, However he is not on the same level as Peacemaker. He is also a Master Assassin, ever since leaving the US Special Forces Floyd Lawton he has become an infamous gun for hire, this led to him being the most wanted hitman in the entire world which means he has elite clientele. He is also a Expert Tactician (On Par with Rick Flag) as he thinks through contingency and plans out everything to the last detail, which makes him a better himan! And finally, He is a skilled leader, he is respected by his teammates, even Colonel Rick Flag!
Boomstick: Deadshot has a few weaknesses and number one being Human Vulnerabilities, like Peacemaker, Deadshot can get killed by bullets but we haven't seen him get shot before. The second one is his daughter Zoe Lawton, if she gets in the way of Deadshot while he is trying to kill Peacemaker, Deadshot wouldn't shoot. Then this is a perfect opportunity for Peacemaker to land the final shot.
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities, It's time to see who would win a...
Boomstick: Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
Gotham City Alley Way, 1:00 AM
Peacemaker's star and stripes car pulled into an alley way.
Peacemaker got out to see a figure with tons of guns attached to his waist.
Peacemaker: What the f**k you doing here?
Deadshot: Who the hell are you?
Peacemaker: I am the famous hero, Peacemaker!
Deadshot: Who?
Peacemaker: That f****ing does it!
FIGHT![]
Peacemaker draws out his Desert Eagle while Deadshot draws his AR-15 Rifle. Deadshot shoots but Peacemaker dodges out of the way, making the bullet his an old lady. Peacemaker shoots but misses as well, instead hitting a homeless man. Peacemaker and Bloodsport start tussling and both dropped their guns, to stop this, Peacemaker grabbed a pocket knife from his pocket and stabbed it into Deadshot
Deadshot: F**k!
Peacemaker grabs his Desert Eagle and Deadshot grabs his AR-15 rifle from where they dropped them. Peacemaker and Deadshot both shot and the bullets collided and cancelled each other out. Deadshot tried to grab his gun but Peacemaker punched his face, breaking his mask.
Deadshot shoots Peacemaker, but Peacemaker flips over the bullet. Peacemaker grabs an Axe from his waist and throws it at Deadshot, who shoots it away into a car's windscreen. Peacemaker and Deadshot start punching each other, both ending up with blood on their face and some knocked out teeth.
Peacemaker: You motherf***er!
Peacemaker takes off his helmet and throws it at Deadshot who gets injured on it's impact to his skull.
(Cue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mrr3UNALww = Do Ya Wanna Taste It)
Peacemaker punches Deadshot who is reloading his rifle.
Deadshot: F**K IT!
Deadshot throws away his Rifle and picks up Peacemaker's axe.
Peacemaker aims his gun at Deadshot but gets a hallucination of his dad, mocking him. Deadshot sees Peacemaker is distressed so he throws the Axe at his helmetless face, killing him
Deadshot: Stay evil, dollface!
KO!
Results[]
(Cue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprcpdwuwCg = Heathens)
Boomstick: Holy Shit!
Wiz: If Peacemaker didn't have any hallucinations he would of took the Win.
Boomstick: Peacemaker's 2 biggest weaknesses teamed up to kill him, hallucinations and Human Vulnerabilities.
Wiz: The Winner Is Deadshot!