| “ | Always bet on Blart. | „ |
| ~ Paul Blart, from Mall Cop 2 |
Paul Blart is the main protagonist of the Paul Blart: Mall Cop series of movies.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- The Animatronics Vs Paul Blart (Completed)
- Dan Hibiki VS Paul Blart (Completed)
- Paul Blart vs. Larry Daley (Completed)
- Paul Blart Vs. Mumen Rider (Completed)
- Paul Blart vs Vanny
- Paul Blart vs. Yandere-Chan (Completed)
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 7
- Losses: 0
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Guile (Street Fighter)
- Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
- Johnny English
- Joe Swanson (Family Guy)
- Kevin McCallister (Home Alone)
- Mr Bean
- Paul Phoenix (Tekken)
- Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
- Po (Kung Fu Panada)
Death Battle Info[]
Weapons[]
- Segway (Can go up to 12.5mph)
- Taser (Stuns foes for 5 seconds)
- Glue Shooter
- Marble Gun
- The Devil's Crotch hot sauce
- BeanBag Gun
- Hockey Gear
- Hockey Stick
- Toy Robot
- Scuba Tank
Powers/Abilities[]
- Surprisingly Fast and Agile
- Above Average Human Strength
- Mall Cop Training
- Average Human Speed
- Extremely Skilled at Stealth and Tactical Espionage
- Skilled Improviser
- His Husky Body can Mildly Protect from Physical Damage
- Pretty Insane Aim Accuracy
- Skilled at Hand to Hand Combat
Feats[]
- Almost passed an obstacle course
- Survived being kicked by a horse
- Took down multiple thugs At once
- Defeated a large bird
- Solid Snaked the fuck out of some goons
- Beat the high score in Dance Dance Revolution
- Supported the weight of a 600+ pound Man
- Hit a man directly in the eye with a single drop of hot sauce
- Got right back up after jumping off a speeding car
- Evaded gunfire on multiple occasions
- Dodged multiple attacks from below from a sharpened pipe in an airduct
- Knocked people out by landing on them
- Despite being overweight he can still run 15mph
- Got right back up after being hit by a car
- Manages to make a vent he was in collapse onto a thug, probably because of
how fat he is.
Weaknesses[]
- Really clumsy
- Low blood sugar (Needs something sweet every once in a while)
- Low Intelligence