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Is mayonnaise an instrument??
~ Patrick to Squidward in the episode "Band Geeks"

Patrick Star is the deuteragonist of the Nickelodeon animated series, SpongeBob SquarePants, and the best friend of the title character.

Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]

Battles Royale[]

With SpongeBob[]

With SpongeBob and Squidward[]

Battle Record[]

WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.

Battle Record

  • Wins: 7
  • Losses: 3
  • Draws: 1

Possible Opponents[]

With SpongeBob[]

With SpongeBob and Squidward[]


Patrick is the best friend of SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a dim-witted sea star who is very ignorant and naive. He and SpongeBob does a lot of childish things that eventually land them in all sorts of trouble.

Death Battle Info[]


  • Born: February 26
  • Height: 6 inches | 15 cm
  • Weight: 2 oz | 57 g
  • Species: Starfish
  • Residence: 120 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
  • Interests: Jellyfishing, eating, doing nothing, etc.
  • Occupation: Currently unemployed
  • Gary the snail is his cousin

Weapons and Abilities[]

  • Star Spin: Can reflect projectiles
  • Ice Cream: An infinite amount of throwing ice cream that is thrown at such a high velocity it can defeat enemies and harm ghosts.
  • Pickle Blaster: A gun that shoots pickles. Strong enough to destroy Plankton's robots that had an infinite power core.
  • Condiment Cannon: A rapid-fire weapon that fires ketchup, mustard and relish.
  • Exploding Pie Launcher: A gun that fires explosive pies. Possibly the same pies that destroyed Bikini Bottom, but downgraded.
  • Portable Tartar Sauce: A laser that fires a concentrated beam of tartar sauce.
  • Neptuning Fork: A blaster that shoots possibly golden claws at an opponent.
  • Bubble Gum Blaster: A gun that fires bubbles of bubble gum that slow an enemy.
  • Reef Blower: A weapon like the proton packs in Ghostbusters. Able to suck in objects larger than it's storing area and fire them at such a high velocity it can destroy buildings like Squidward's tiki house.
  • Sand Manipulation: Can create giant castles, hammers, cannons which balls negate the laws of physics, giant robots, anti-aircraft missiles and possibly more just with sand.
  • His House: Patrick can casually pick up his house and use it as a bludgeoning weapon, like when he thought Spongebob was a spider and squished him repeatedly.
  • Flight: Patrick has shown multiple times that he can fly.
  • Space Suit: A suit Patrick used when Sandy's rocket landed on Earth.
  • Net Gun: Used with the space suit to trap all the citizens of Bikini Bottom in nets.
  • Watermelons: Forced a watermelon down Squidward's throat and used on the way to Shell City to press faraway buttons and attack enemies.
  • The Reverse Whirlpool: Taught it by himself. Has enough force to break through a brick wall.
  • Toonforce
  • Butt made of steel
  • Huge appetite (Was able to eat 1000 Krabby Patties in one day)
  • Cartwheel
  • Ground Smash
  • Superhuman strength
  • Regeneration
  • Invulnerability
  • Grappling Tongue
  • Can take off his limbs to make a new Patrick
  • Can Karate chop things clean in half
  • Surprisingly competent at boating
    • Expertise far exceeds Spongebob

Elastic Waistband[]

  • Can contort his body to new heights.
  • Is actually quite skilled with his powers.
  • If stretched out too long, Patrick becomes a pile of elongated body parts and cannot use his powers any more.
  • Managed to stretch his feet over his head and onto his hands casually.

Barnacle Boy[]

  • Patrick's superhero alter ego of one of his idols.
  • Can use many of Mermaid Man's gadgets including (but not limited to) a shuffle boarding trophy and the confusion orb that stuns opponents and makes them brain-dead until it is turned off.
  • Managed to defeat Man Ray and The Dirty Bubble alongside Spongebob.
  • The confusion orb only affects enemies in a close radius.

Mr. Superawesomeness[]

  • Can control ice cream and make them fly at high speeds
  • Size of an average adult
  • Super strength
  • Super speed
  • Unlimited stamina


  • Casually picked up his house and used it as a bludgeoning weapon.
  • Threw an entire dumpster at Spongebob with little struggle.
  • Lifted a piece of road from the ground it was stuck on.
  • Can keep up with Spongebob, who can be subsonic at times.
  • Told Spongebob the answers to a driver's test and even got his own driver's licence.
  • Can tame giant sea monsters with ease.
  • Outran the Atlantians, that travelled billions of light years with a million-year-old bubble.
  • Can karate chop TVs, boats, buildings and even an entire mall in half or into pieces with ease.
  • Survived being reduced to ashes multiple times and even regenerated in a minute or a few.
  • Survived an exploding pie destroy all of Bikini Bottom and was fine in the next episode.
  • Survived being crushed by the Alaskan Bull Worm.
  • With Spongebob, trapped all of Bikini Bottom in nets because they thought they were aliens.
  • Survived a high fall after Spongebob manipulated the gravity near him.
  • Physically stronger than Squidward, who could pull a pirate ship with his upper body strength.
  • Helped save the Nicktoons multiverse from Professor Calamitous and The Mawgu (A Demon.)
  • Tried to defeat the Giant Monkey Man from the 9th dimension and the Little Monkey Man from the 8th dimension.
  • Won the Dirty Bubble Challenge (hit a paddle ball 29,998,559,671,349 times in a row)
    • However, Patrick lose the trophy he won for it afterward
  • Ran from his house, on air to the sun and back in less than 10 seconds. This means he traveled 2,299,195,742 miles.
    • He also ran right to the sun with only his back on fire.
  • Unlocked a puzzle combination lock that was forged by gods.
  • Survived getting blasted by King Neptune more than once.
  • Has rounded up the all the folks of Bikini Bottom to push the entire town somewhere else.
  • Has created a parallel dimension with just a mirror.


  • Immensely stupid
  • Very small in his normal form
  • Should he stay outside of water for a prolonged period of time, he will die of dehydration (Varies episode to episode.)
  • Arachnophobia
    • Fear of spiders
  • The Perfume Department
  • Quite inconsistent.