Patchy the Pirate vs Mario (Captain Lou Albano) is the ninth What-If? Death Battle of GoCommitDi's second season, featuring Patchy the Pirate from SpongeBob SquarePants and Mario/Captain Lou Albano from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! in a battle between corny live-action hosts from cartoons.
Description[]
SpongeBob SquarePants vs The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Today, these live-action hosts of cartoons will do whatever it takes to win in a fight, at the risk of not only destroying each other, but also the fourth wall.
Intro[]
Patchy the Pirate Makes DEATH BATTLE! Walk the Plank[]
Captain Lou Albano Turns DEATH BATTLE! Into a Goomba[]
Intermission[]
Pre-Fight[]
Fight![]
Results[]
Next Time[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between Patchy and Captain Lou Albano are that they are cheesy live-action hosts of cartoons starring worldwide icons (SpongeBob SquarePants and Mario) who are very absent-minded and are accompanied by smarter, green-clad sidekicks (Potty the Parrot and Luigi/Danny Wells). They hold prestigious titles to their names (Patchy is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club, and Mario is one of the best plumbers in the entire world), although they're prone to streaks of bad luck that always lead to them getting grievously injured.
- The battle would be animated in live-action.
- The track title would be Ahoy, Paisanos!