Papyrus Vs Professor Chaos is a What-If? Death Battle featuring Papyrus from Undertale against Butters Stotch From South Park, as Professor Chaos.
Description[]
A battle between two villains who are bad at being villains, and after meeting the main hero in their games, become good guys. But which is more evil?
Intro[]
Skunk: Bad guys are professional chaos bringers, vowing to do what they must to win.
Skel: But these two just suck at it, and joined the hero.
Skunk: Papyrus, Undertale's tall skeleton royal guard wanna-be.
Skel: And Professor Chaos, the Villainous side of Butters Stotch. He's Skunk and I'm Skel!
Skunk: And it's our job to research their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Papyrus Finds A Human In Death Battle![]
(Cue Bonetrousle)
Skel: Skeletons are awesome, I know this being one myself, as we have several advantages, like lacking noses to block bad smell, lacking ears to not hear stuff, and not being able to cry.
Skunk: You can do all those things...
Skel: Well fine...
Skunk: The underground is full of strange and dangerous things, like murderous flowers, dogs in large armor, and tall skeletons who are bad at cooking and want to catch a human.
Skel: Meet Papyrus, tall, but still somehow younger brother to Sans. His only goal in life (Before he became friends with Frisk) was to capture a human, and he found it tough, as no humans really came down to the underground.
Skunk: Papyrus one day was out with his brother, Sans, talking with him, when Sans pointed out a human, but Papyrus mistook where Sans pointed to a rock, when Frisk was in front of the rock... how perceptive of him...
Skel: Lack of sight aside, Papyrus was overjoyed, as he rushed to set up multiple traps for the human, ranging from electric mazes to switch puzzles.
Skel: But unfortunately, his traps didn't work, as he poorly made them to... well... not really being able to work...
Skunk: But hey, after a while, he decided to scrap that plan of traps, and face the human head on, bringing us to his fight, showing off his wide array of powers.
Papyrus Attacks[]
- Bones
- Slide around
- Attack the soul
- Blue Bones
- Unavoidable unless you stay still
- Often larger than the regular bones
- Soul Manipulation
- Can make the soul have weight to it, preventing it from levitating
Skel: His very obvious attacks are bones, bones, and a load more bones! Regular bones, Blue bones, Eh- well... that's the only 2 types of bones he has really...
Skunk: But he does have a special "Blue Attack" where he adds gravity to a persons soul, making it harder to dodge his attacks.
Skel: Yeah, but even with all that, he didn't manage to beat the human, and thus became friends with them, which led to...
Multiple screenshots of Papyrus are shown dressed in different clothes
Skel: An interesting turn of events...
Skunk: Papyrus was basically a guide to the human, a poor guide... he also would call at the worst times on the phone... the worst...
Skel: Luckily he wasn't only a fighter, in a sense... but also a Cook... in a sense...
Skunk: He just was really, really, REALLY bad at everything basically... apart from making everyone laugh at his foolish behavior and stupid actions.
Skel: Let's not pin him down just yet, he still is a decent monster.
Papyrus Feats[]
- Can keep up with Frisk, who can react to lightning up close
- Said to be really powerful according to Undyen, who herself can lift and throw a large boulder
- Survived jumping out a window, and did a few flips on the way out
- Supposedly good at making traps and puzzles
- Decent at fighting
Skunk: Yeah, he actually has kept up with Frisk, who can react to close up lightning, which is Over Hyper Sonic Speeds!
Skel: He is really smart, at times, and said to be powerful, by Undyen, yknow, the fish lady who can lift a boulder and murder you easily?
Skunk: He is impressive, but very much not amazing...
Papyrus Flaws[]
- At times stupid
- Jumped out a window instead of exiting through a door
- Traps are faulty and barely slow the human down
- Forgot he has ears
- Didn't notice the human before a rock when Sans pointed in the direction of the human
- "Prison Cell" He made had the bars too thin
- This also happened at a bridge
- Lacks versatility
- Far too friendly
- Befriended the human he was meant to capture
- Lets the human live when they are at low health instead of finishing them off
- Hates his brother
- Very Unlucky
- Annoying Dog steals his bones
Skel: He is not a genius, as his traps suck, he is illogical and forgetful.
Skunk: He made a Cell with bars far too wide, has only a few attacks, being one of the few Bosses in Undertale with only 2 types of attacks, not counting the soul manipulation and "Special Attack" that the dog stole.
Skel: He also just hates his brothers puns, a lot...
Skunk: But rest assured, The Great Papyrus will do anything to help, anything!
Papyrus is shown jumping out Undyen's Window
Professor Chaos Wrecks Havoc In Death Battle![]
Skunk: A kid's imagination can be wild, having them play dungeons and dragons, Pokemon, and if you had lots of friends, you likely played "Superheros"
Skel: I remember when I did that... it was fun...
Skunk: Coon & Friends were not doing well, and had gone on a quest to get a cat, but ran into a Super-Villain called "Professor Chaos"
Skel: Real name Butters Stotch, he was a real awesome bad guy, he had his own army, a master plan, but we'll get to those later.
Skunk: Professor Chaos had led Coon & Friends into a trap, thinking he had them beaten, but the minions were easily beaten, but he kept insisting their demise was growing closer.
Skel: But he still gave a rough time to the gang, blocking their path with Lava and forcing complex puzzles on them. He had it all going for him, but then his plan went to crumbles, as The New Kid beat his Mecha Suit.
Skunk: He was beaten, imprisoned, and also kept locked up for interrogation.
Skel: But he actually was a help on the journey to help save South Park, becoming a good guy!
Butters: Guess what bad guys, I'm a good guy now!
Skunk: But still, he wouldn't be such a powerful hero without his gear and powers.
Chaos's Powers & Equipment[]
Gear[]
- Foil Helmet
- Blocks Telepathic Attacks
- Foil Armor
- Hammer
- Lava
Powers[]
- Teleportation
- Flight
- Electrical Blasts
- Mind Scrambling
- Weapon Summoning
Skel: He has his Foil Armor and Helmet, which can block telepathic attacks. He can summon a giant hammer to smash foes in a large area.
Skunk: He possesses the power to teleport, fly, blast electricity out and summon weapons. Not to mention he can confuse foes with his scrambler.
Skel: But as mentioned before, he hasn't just got gear for himself, he has plenty of minions!
Chaos's Minions[]
- Immigrant Minions
- Basic
- Dog Minions
- Hamster Minions
- Bomber Minions
- Disc Minions
- Swarm Minions
- Med "Drones"
- Mecha Minions
- Two Immigrant Minions in a box together, with large health
Skunk: He has the Disc Minions, which toss CDs at foes, inflicting bleeding. Med "Drones" that heal up him and allies.
Skel: Some Dog Minions that are fast, and Hamster Minions which are... not useful really... but he also got a cool Mecha Minion, which has a lot of health and attack.
Skunk: He can summon these at any time, even if he is at the most illogical places, like a sealed room. But still, they are very useful when together, not to mention they all are immune to fire.
Skel: Chaos also has this big invention of his, called "Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme" which is a massive Mecha made of minions and dogs!
Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme[]
- Massive
- 3 Staged
- Super Strong and Tough
- Can fire missiles
- Immune to fire
- Took 4 heroes to take it down
- Can "Piss" Lava
Skunk: The suit is super big, towering over a human likely x3!
Skel: It can blast missiles from the shoulders, and even piss lava out! What type of Taco Bell did he fuel it with to have it come out THAT end...
Skunk: While impressive, Professor Chaos himself is no push over.
Chaos's Feats[]
- Almost took over and covered South Park in Lava
- Helped The New Kid and Call Girl beat Coon & Friends
- This includes the speedster Fastpass, who could run around the world 3x in a few seconds
- Helped Save South Park when he was turned
- Somehow got thousands of dollars for his army
- Great Leader
Skel: His plans almost worked in taking over South Park, and he even beat Coon & Friends, including Fastpass, who is like, beyond speed.
Skunk: Fastpass can move so quickly, he makes fire trails the size of small countries when running around the world 3x, even over the ocean...
Skel: He is a super awesome villain, but still not on a massive scale level.
Chaos's Flaws[]
- Has been beaten, despite his large army and Mecha Suit
- Easily Scared when overwhelmed
- Some Minions are rather useless in certain situations
- Minions turn on him if not paid
- Just a kid
- Unlike his Minions, he isn't immune to lava
- Normally lets his Minions fight for him
Skunk: He still is a kid, and has no superhuman physical powers, and is scared easily if overwhelmed.
Skel: His own Minions will turn on him if not paid, and his plans still failed despite how powerful he was.
Skunk: Professor Chaos is still a villain you don't want to take lightly, as he will show you the meaning of Chaos...
Professor Chaos is shown laughing
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Chaos Incorporated
Professor Chaos is shown walking around the building, checking no Minions are slacking. He chuckles and smiles evilly.
Chaos: Yes, good work minions, soon my new plan to raid the Freedom Pal's base will come into play!
???: Not if I have anything to say about it evil doer!
Chaos: Huh? Who said that?
Suddenly Papyrus barges through the front door, and poses heroically.
Papyrus: It is I THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
Chaos ...Huh... Ok... well who sent you?
Papyrus: Some short fat kid in a raccoon costume, he was really intent on me capturing you, which is what I do, CATCH HUMANS!
Chaos: Well, I'm no regular human... I am, PROFESSOR CHAOS!!! MWUHAHA
Thunder is heard and appears behind Chaos. Papyrus gets a little shook.
FIGHT!!!
Chaos: Get him my minions!
Some Chaos Swarmers leave their desks and charge at Papy, but they are blocked by a wall of bones and then knocked away. Some of them get him by the leg and punch, but they do nothing.
Papy: Resistance is pointless, just let me catch you!
Papy kicks his leg, sending the Chaos Swarmer flying into a group of them like bowling pins, and a strike sound is heard. Chaos gets angry and yells.
Chaos: Dammit, do you know how hard it is to find good minions? Not hard, I accept a lot of people, but now how will I explain to the kid's parents what happened?
Papy: Come with me and nobody else gets hurt!
Chaos: I don't think so! Minions!
Some Disc Minions come out and pelt Papy with CDs, smashing the discs on impact, and staggering Papy. Papy throws bones and knocks the Disc Throwers out. Chaos stomps his foot in rage.
Chaos: That is it! ¡Secuaces!
A load of Immigrant Minions come out.
Immigrant Minion #13: Hit the children now?
Chaos: No hit that skeleton!
The Immigrant Minions start beating on Papy, but he blocks, then uses bones to lift the minions, and tosses them at Chaos, and before he screams, he gets hit.
Papy: This is pointless, give up now!
???: FOR CHAOS!!!
Papy: Huh?
Papy turns and suddenly is jumped at by a Bomber Minion, but they get knocked down just in front of Papy.
Papy: Nice try child!
Bomber Minion #43: CHAOS!!!
Bomber Minion explodes himself, and send Papyrus flying up to where Chaos himself is.
Papy: Ow, my bony head...
Chaos then screams in rage and blasts his electrical attack at Papy. Papy gets shocked and does the robot, before falling to his knees. Chaos then floats over.
Chaos: How does it feel to lose to the Lord of Chaos?
Papy: Like it isn't going to happen!
Papy then uses his gravity powers to stop Chaos flying. Chaos jumps up a few times with a confused face, then gets scared.Chaos scoots backwards.
Chaos: W-wait, that's not fair, you can't take my flying powers away!
Papyrus then sends a load of bones at Chaos, making the foil armor rip a bit and Chaos bleed a bit. Chaos coughs, having some blood come from his mouth. Chaos looks at his hand, where he coughed blood, then gets a look of fear, then looks back at Papy.
Chaos: C-can we have a time out by any chance?
Papy: Well, I don't see why not, it is only fair.
Chaos: Good, good, I'll ju- MINIONS ATTACK NOW!!!
Some Dog, Hamster and 2 Mecha Minions come out. The dogs charge at Papy, biting his leg, but Papy tosses his magic bones off the balcony, and the dogs fall down. Hamster Minions make Papy step on their Hamster Balls, and fall over. Mecha Minions them start kicking Papyrus, but quickly are shoved off. Chaos Med Drones come out and heal Chaos, then he laughs.
Chaos: Foolish monster, nothing can beat Chaos!
Papy: You'll rue the day you fought me!
Chaos then takes out his massive hammer and slams it down, making Papyrus fall back off the balcony. Papyrus then rubs his head and gets up, seemingly not hurt.
Papyrus: It'll take more than some lightning to beat me!
The area suddenly starts shaking, and as it gets louder and more intense, Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme jumps down, making a massive impact and shake. Papyrus stares in fear. Chaos laughs evilly.
Chaos: You're done for!
Papyrus uses a massive bone rush, but they do little to the large robot. Chaos then shoots missiles up, and Papyrus notices the telegraph below. Papyrus then simply moves out the zone before the missiles hit.
Papyrus: I am not so foolish!
Chaos: You're still going to be a bone meal!
Papyrus jumps forward, and the Mecha Suit starts running forward, then they both punch at each other, clashing fists, but the robot is just too strong, and send Papyrus into the ground. Chaos laughs. Suddenly, Papyrus gets up and sends blue bones, which pass through the robot, and Chaos freaks out, making him squirm around, and get hit by the bones, damaging his armor badly and making him look really bruised and beat up. Papyrus then sends a large bone forth, and it breaks the robot to phase 2.
Chaos: N-no, you won't beat me, I'm unbeatable!
Papyrus: Incorrect!
Papyrus then sends more bones, breaking the foil and robot down. Phase 3 gets activated. Chaos starts to look very worried. Med Drones then come out and heal the broken down robot. Papyrus looks very exhausted. Chaos takes this oppertunity to shoot missiles up, and before Papyrus can think to dodge, he gets hit.
Chaos: Sorry, but this is your end now!
A container of lava is craned above Papyrus, and then poured onto him. Chaos gets out his robot and smiles, then starts dancing.
Chaos: Oh yeah, I won, uh huh, yeah yeah!
Chaos hears the door open, then Butter's dad is here.
Butter's Dad: What is going on, did you cause all this mess?!?!
Chaos: W-wait, I did, bu-
Butter's Dad: Well that's all the information I needed, because you are grounded, now come on!
Butter's Dad grabs Chaos by the ear and drags him out, as Chaos cries in pain, and his remaining Minions laugh as they see how much of a cry baby their boss is.
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Damn, how embarrassing...
Skunk: Well, this fight was rather obvious when you look at just how different these two are.
Skel: First of, Chaos had the numbers advantage, having a massive Minion army, but they were not gonna do too much to Papyrus, as they are just humans dressed in cool outfits and boxes. Their immunity to lava had no effect, as Papyrus didn't use any lava.
Skunk: Chaos also had the advantage of better weapons, as well as more overall. He had electrical blasts, his hammer, his confusion machine and he could call in his minions if he was running short.
Skel: Still, Chaos's flight wasn't going to do good, as Papyrus could use gravity manipulation to force Chaos down, but that didn't matter much since Chaos could teleport, allowing retreat and time to get his Healing Drones.
Skunk: Papyrus was still, for the most part, physically superior, as Papyrus is larger, and likely should be stronger, as well as tougher, and was obviously taller.
Skel: But unluckily for Papyrus, speed was not in his strong point, as Chaos could keep up with Fastpass, who went around the world 3 times in a few seconds, even if it was 10 seconds, that still is far, far, FAR faster than lightning, which while Papyrus could keep up with Frisk, who can dodge clouds of lightning point blank, it still is slower.
Skunk: Chaos also had his Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme, which could match The New Kid, along with 3 other Heroes. This gave even more weapons and also made Chaos tougher, meaning Papyrus was weaker than Chaos at that point.
Skel: Chaos also had one last trump card against Papyrus, he was way better at being evil. He has almost won and finished his plans, while Papyrus never caught one human. Chaos just was way smarter and more capable.
Skunk: While without Mecha Minion Chaos Supreme, Papyrus held the physical advantage in strength and durability, as well as being able to prevent Chaos's flight, he was no match for Chaos's Speed, Versitility, Massive Army and Evil Mind.
Skel: Papyrus is now a cooked Pap-pierus!
Skunk: The Winner is Professor Chaos!