Godzilla has had a lot of different incarnations throughout the ages, but believe it or not, a few of them were the OG Godzilla himself! So, let's see who's the best take on the Original, shall we?
Interlude[]
Tabashi: As we've said many-a-time before, Godzilla is one of the biggest icons in film history.
Angel: But NO incarnation of Big G stacks up to the actual, legitimate Original Godzilla!
Tabashi: Which original are you referring to?
Angel: Yeah, my brain just melted from SAYING that!
Tabashi: Godzilla 1954, aka Gojira.
Angel: GxM Godzilla, aka the bug buster.
Tabashi: Final Wars Godzilla, aka stamina-saurus (trust me, that will make sense later).
Angel: And Shin Godzilla, aka the evolutionary abomination.
Tabashi: Now, since these G's heights are ALL OVER the damned place, we will be adjusting all of them to 295 feet (90 meters) tall.
Angel: In addition, no Kiryu or Keizer Godzilla to be seen here. He's Tabashi and I'm angel!
Tabashi: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win in a Death Battle Royale.
Gojira[]
Tabashi: The year was 1954, and Japan was not looking good.
Angel: Yeah, if two nuclear bombs dropped on me, I'd be a little messed up, too.
Tabashi: Unfortunately for Japan, though, something much, MUCH worse would come to ravage Tokyo.
Angel: Godzilla, the King of the Monsters. This radioactive reptile was woken up by the nukes, and he was PISSED at humanity for disturbing his sleep. So, like any civilized Kaiju, G54 ravaged Tokyo, destroying buildings and killing humans. Damn man, we didn't mean to wake you up!
Tabashi: Anyways, the military was sent to kill Godzilla, but it was all in vain when he busted out his big guns: the Vapor Breath.
Angel: Wait, Vapor Breath!?
Tabashi: No, not like that! It's just his Atomic Breath in black-and-white!
Angel: Oh, my bad. Anyways, Godzilla seemed unkillable, and the Japanese needed something to defeat him. So a guy named Daisuke Serizawa came up with an answer-
Tabashi: -In the form of one of the deadliest, most badass weapons in Kaiju history: the Oxygen Destroyer! This baby releases a deadly chemical called Micro-Oxygen, which kills its victims by destroying organic matter on atomic levels, causing the de-cohering of the surrounding atoms, thus disassembling the targets.
Angel: This results in the victims either melting them down to the bone, or (when the Oxygen Destroyer is used to its full potential) disintegrating everything completely. Also, the O² Destroyer has a power output of 23.4 Petatons-10 Exatons of TNT, so there's that, too. So yeah, long story short, Serizawa used his weapon on Godzilla, killing him for good and ending the franchise right then and there.
(*both of them start laughing hysterically, which goes on for about 10 minutes.*)
Tabashi: Yeah, hell no it didn't! But G54 still had a few abilities, so let's run through them. In his movie, he stood at 164 feet (or 50 meters) tall, and weighs 20,000 metric tons. Because of this, we can safely assume he can lift at least 20,000 metric tons.
Angel: And this Godzilla, for his size, is decently fast, being able to walk/run at (well, at the very least, anyway) around 77mph. His swimming speed is likely higher than that, and he can react to jets that can fly at 683mph.
Tabashi: Oh, by the way, when we factored in his travel speed and weight, we found out that G54 has a kinetic energy yield of (again, at the very least) around 3 tons of TNT. In addition to his strength and speed, G54 also has average intelligence, superhuman stamina, and can survive temperatures ranging between 212-2,597.1°F.
Angel: But his most famous ability is, of course, the Vapor Breath. It can reach temperatures of 2,597.1°F, and 11 Megatons of TNT in power output.
Tabashi: G54 has survived 50 kilovolts (or 1.2 tons of TNT) of electricity with absolutely no damage whatsoever, and was swimming in the section of the ocean he was boiling with his Vapor Breath.
Angel: And, as per usual, this Godzilla is invulnerable to conventional military firepower. But this Godzilla is not without his weaknesses. Those are... uh... actually, what the f@#k are this one's weaknesses!?
Tabashi: Well, while G54 doesn't have any specific weaknesses, he is sorely lacking in true fighting experience, as he hasn't fought any other Kaiju before. Also, the Oxygen Destroyer did, for all intents and purposes, kill him. Also, compared to the other incarnations of Godzilla, G54 is quite slow.
Angel: But if that's all that's holding him back, you'd better not screw with the Original Godzilla!
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (GXM)[]
Tabashi: The year was 1954. As we all should very well know by now, Godzilla raided Tokyo, destroying the beautiful city in just one night. It was so bad, Japan's capital was moved to Osaka.
Angel: The humans needed an answer... but it did NOT come, so Godzilla just went back to the ocean through Tokyo Bay. Ten years later, in 1964, Tokyo finished being rebuilt, and Japan embraced nuclear power as their new power source. Wow, these guys are stupid!
Tabashi: Yeah, they might as well have painted a frickin' BULLSEYE on Tokyo, because Godzilla came back and devoured the Tokai Nuclear Power Plant , feasting on the energy. Surprise surprise, nuclear energy was shut down by 1966, and Japan tried to find a new power source.
Angel: But for at least 24 years, there wouldn't be anything that could replace nuclear energy. Finally, though, in the '90s, a breakthrough was made in the form of plasma energy. Say, isn't that the stuff that Gamera fed off of in the Heisei trilogy?
Tabashi: Well, sort of. He also fed on Mana, but that's not important now. (Seemingly turns into a professor) Anyways, can anyone guess what happened next?
Angel: (Seemingly turns into a college schoolgirl) Oh, did Godzilla return in 1996 and feed off a plasma reactor in Osaka?
Tabashi: Exactly right! (Reverts to normal) As a result, plasma energy was banned by 2001, and-
Angel: (Reverts to normal) Wait a minute, we forgot to do the stats on Godzilla!
Tabashi: Shit, you're right! Well, care to elaborate?
Angel: With pleasure. Standing 180 feet (55 meters) tall, coming in at 402 feet (122.5 meters) long in total (with 256 feet, or 78 meters, devoted to the tail length), and weighing in at 25,000 metric tons, this Godzilla is the Original Godzilla, and so much more!
Tabashi: The GxM Godzilla has the usual tooth, tail, claw, and Atomic Breath, of course, but the stats are up! The Atomic Breath, for example, is orange-yellow in color, and has a temperature yield of at least 2,597°F (scaling from the Original Godzilla).
Angel: This Godzilla can actually jump high into the air (no, we're not kidding), body slamming his opponent in the process, and his tail is prehensile, so he can use that as a weapon, too. Also, he's finally been shown to use his dorsal spikes as slashing weapons, and they generate intense heat when he's charging up his Atomic Breath.
Tabashi: This Godzilla is also shown to be incredibly intelligent compared to other incarnations, as he was able to analyze Megaguirus' plan of attack, and act upon it to ultimately kill her. I mean, that buggy bastard can fly at Mach 4 (3,069.1mph), so you ain't gonna be able to kill her with brute force alone!
Angel: Speaking of speed, Godzilla's Atomic Breath can move at Mach 1.48-3.34 (1,136-2,563mph). Also, this Godzilla has some adaptation abilities, since he was shown to be able to feed on plasma instead of nuclear energy. And guess what? The GxM Godzilla's feats are more impressive than his abilities!
Tabashi: He's easily withstood all the conventional weaponry the J.S.D.F. threw at him, survived the Dimension Tide transporting him UNDERGROUND several days into the future, powered through getting impaled in the stomach and getting his energy drained by Megaguirus, and survived his natural body temperature boiling a large portion of the ocean.
Angel: A feat that was calculated to be around 706 Megatons in power, mind you.
Tabashi: Yeah, not bad for a millennium series Godzilla, huh?
Angel: No, it isn't. But as powerful and cool as the GxM Godzilla is, he still has some weaknesses... right?
Tabashi: Well, not really. I mean, his bulk made him much, MUCH slower than Megaguirus, but that's about it. Oh wait, he was unable to stop Megaguirus from draining his energy, and the Dimension Tide from transporting him underground, several days into the future. Now THAT'S it.
Angel: Well, then good frickin' luck trying to bring the GxM Godzilla down!
Final Wars[]
Shin[]
Battle Royale![]
Pre-Fight[]
Results[]
Trivia[]
- The connection between these Godzillas is that they are the Original Godzilla.
- The GMK Godzilla can no longer be included in this Battle Royale, as it's been recently discovered that he's NOT (contrary to popular belief) the Original Godzilla revived by the spirits of pissed-off World War 2 veterans. In actuality, the GMK Godzilla is just the spirits of said pissed-off WW2 veterans taking the form of Godzilla.