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It's the heroes of One Piece vs the heroes of Naruto. The eternal rivalry will finally get a chance to have a duel to the death. Will the shinobis of Konoha 12 earn a victory jutsu or will The Strawhats stretch their way to a win?

Interlude[]

Nero: Shonen manga is probably the most famous manga company yet. And today we are putting the rivalry between One Piece and Naruto to rest.

Phoenix: Like the Strawhat Pirates the Pirates devoted to fighting for freedom and finding the One Piece

Gerona: And Kooha 12 the young ninjas devoted to protecting their village, as well as establishing Naruto as hokage

Nero: I am Nero and they are Gerona and Phoenix Wright and together we analyze the fighters, weapons, sources, skills, abilities, feats, strategy, and the like to see who would win a Death Battle.

Strawhat Pirates[]

Monkey D Luffy[]

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N: Luffy is the son of Monkey D Dragon the leader of the Revolutionary Army. He was raised in Fuischa Village by himself. But along the way he met his adoptive brothers: Portgas D Ace and Sabo, and most importantly the future Yonko Shanks

P: Monkey D Luffy idolized Shanks and heard tales of the One Piece. He wanted to be a pirate badly, but Shanks did not want to take Luffy on his crew as he couldn't swim and was a little immature. During these meetings Luffy accidentally ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi or the rubber rubber fruit and allowed him to stretch.

G: Monkey D Luffy was disheartened at the knowledge of not being able to swim, which meant he could not join Shank's crew. But did not have time to think about that as Luffy challenges a thug who harassed Shanks and got kidnapped. Buuut Shanks saved his life, and gave Luffy the iconic strawhat.

N: Luffy considered the hat a treasure, and decided not to go with Shanks, and to set out on his own crew instead. And when Luffy turned 16 or 17 he left his small town to be a pirate. On each village Luffy either ran into trouble, got himself into trouble, or made a new crewmate. First a pirate hunter swordsman who wielded 3 deadly katanas: Roronoa Zoro, then kind of a cat burgling navigator Nami, a cowardly sniper named Ussopp, and Vinsmoke Sanji a chef.

P: Monkey D Luffy may not be a hero, but he stands on the side of good. On each island he either protects it by removing a lethal threat like Kuro, Krieg, and Buggy, or dethroning a tyrant like Crocodile, Moria, or Arlong. And as he adventures more and more people join his crew: such as a doctor named Chopper, Nico Robin a navigator, a cyborg shipwright named Franky, a musician named Brook, and former warlord Jinbe.

G: Each island due to his recklessness and itching for a fight, Luffy's reputation grew more and more, and his bounty skyrocketed. The Government thought of Luffy as such a threat that he was a part of the "Worst Generation," a group of recently arriving pirate who are a threat to "world peace."

N: Luffy's adventures came to a climax after the seperation of his crew and the battle at Marineford, where Luffy arrived to save his brother Ace. Despite his best efforts fighting alongside Whitebeard: Luffy failed when Akainu the admiral taunts Ace into charging him, and manages to kill Luffy's beloved brother. Monkey D Luffy was devastated, and decided to take 2 years of train seperately from the crew

Roronoa Zoro[]

Onigiri

N: Born on some island in the East Blue, Zoro entered a sword training dojo and unleashed a can of whoop ass. Roronoa Zoro was a prodigy at the sword and was freakishly strong. Only one was better: the sensei's daughter Kuina.

P: In every fight against Kuina, Zoro last which was kinda odd. But Kuina believed that she would become inadequete due to being a woman. Being a liberated man Zoro denounced gender standards, and they pledged that one day one of them would become the greatest swordsman in the world.

G: Aaand Kuina falls down the stairs with an unsheathed katana, take that as you will and died. Zoro broken hearted, asks of his sensei to have Kuina's sword the Wado Ichimonji, and sets out on his own training adventure. Before the events of his story Zoro was a bounty hunter, hunting down pirates..

N: Like Boba Fett.

G: WHAT!?

N: He's green, calm, does not talk much unless he has to, is really tough, adept at weapons, and become a full pledged hunter after the loss of a loved one.

P: Hmm that does make sense. Good point Nero

Vinsmoke Sanji[]

Dont mess with the vinsmoke

N: Born in the Germa Kingdom in the North Blue, Sanji Vinsmoke was different from the rest of his family. He had empathy.

P: And while that is a normal thing amongst normal people, the Vinsmokes were not normal people. The Father: Judge demanded that Sanji's mother take medicine to remove a child's empathy and make them super human. But Sanji's mother ensured that at least one of the children had empathy: and his name was Sanji.

G: While Ichiji, Yonji, Niji, and Reiju enjoyed such wholesome activities like beating the shit out of Sanji, and fighting amongst themselves: Sanji enjoyed cooking and spending time with his mother. Or until she died. But it turned out Reiju was kinda nice and ensured Sanji escaped to cook on a ship. Still kind of a jerk.

N: Sanji renounced the ways of the ship's chefs when they ate leftovers and was enraged that they did not believe in the All Blue. But pirates attacked led by Captain Zeff a cook pirate who enjoyed kicking people. The ship sank and Sanji and Zeff were on a deserted island.

P: Zeff gave Sanji all the food he had, which was limited. He had a sack of something as well. And as Sanji started starving he ransacked the sack and tried to kill Zeff, only to find that it was just treasure and Zeff gave all of his food to him.

Tony Tony Chopper[]

Monster chopper

N: Do you know the story of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer? Well Chopper was like that except he had a blue nose, and he was an outcast because he ate the Human Human fruit.

P: Which led to the other reindeers beating the shit out of him and ditching him. Rude. Anyways he found Hirulek a fraudulant doctor who adopted him as his own.

G: Until King Wapol killed him after deceiving him. But he was already going to die because Chopper accidentally fed him a poisonous reindeer. Chopper fell into the care of Doctorine who cared for him to the best of her abilities.

N: (sobs) His story is just so sad. Why is everyone so mean to such a little dude? What did he do to anyone? Anywho, his life changed when some pirates arrived to try to get their sick navigator to Doctorine.

P: It was the Strawhat pirates led by Luffy, who defeated Wapol and liberated the kingdom of Drum forever. And Chopper joined the Strawhat Pirates, as a doctor. Oh yeah Chopper is a doctor and a darn good one.

G: MEDIC!!

Medic: Ja.

N: Evaluate the medical

Nami[]

Nami exists

N: Nami...Nami exists.

P: Wait you don't like Nami? I thought everyone liked Nami.

N: Ehhh I never liked how she treated the rest of the crew, thought she was a typical Shonen female character, Arlong Park was overrated as hell, and Arlong is a sucky villain. Suckier than Dr. Gero.

G: Nero hush the Arlong Park fans could hear you.

N: Sorry. (sarcastic tone) Anyways Nami always liked navigation. Her Mother Bellamere resuced her and her sister Nojiko somewhere, and settled down in Cocoyashi Village. Until the big bad Arlong came, killed Bellemere, and enslaved the village.

G: NERO!!

N: Sorry, the arc just felt convuluted, tropy, and full of lame cliches. Honestly, the harder they try to make a sad backstory sad it doesn't work. Y'all will see this when we get to Robin. Except I actually kinda like Robin.

P: Anyways...Arlong kidnapped Nami and forced her to be his navigator, giving her a certain amount of money to "free the village."

N: Seriously!? How does a smart person like Nami fall for that shit? Like is she going to seriously believe Dickpants Mcboringbadguy is going to hold up his end of the bargain. Seriously!? SEriously!?? SERIOUSLEY!!?? SERIOUSLYYY!!??

Usopp[]

Usopp charge

N: I like Usopp a lot man. Anyways, Usopp was born in Syrup Village. MMMMM Syrup. He is the son of Yasopp the legendary sniper on Shank's crew.

P: So does talent run in the family?

G: Guts sure don't.

N: Yeah Usopp started off as a lying coward who was playing pirate with neighborhood kids. Each named after vegetables...Wait? Was he playing with Saiyans?

P: Anyways Usopp spent his days telling tall tales to his rich best friend Kaya, but her butler Kuro hated him, and would chase him out of the tree. Well one day Usopp along with a strange pirate named Luffy were hanging out, when they found out Kuro was really a pirate coming to rob the village and kill Kaya

G: So Usopp ran door to door with the grim warning that pirates are coming, pirates are coming. But he did that every day of his life and nobody believed his shit anymore.

N: So it was down to Nami, Zoro, Luffy, and Usopp. Who got the crap beaten out of. Buut Kuro was defeated by Luffy and Usopp joined the Strawhats, where he saw new horizons and got over his fears. Interestingly a lot of stuff from his lies actually happened

Brook[]

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N: I know, that Brook's backstory was written to be sad. But damn it worked, like Uncle Iroh.. So Brook, Chopper, Franky kinda, Zoro, and Sanji's worked. Luffy lacked a sad story, Nami's was overrated by the fandom, Franky I was kinda num after sad backstory after another, Usopp had the disney treatment, and Jinbe's was not that bad. Oh and Robin's jumped the shark and went full Sasuke. Never go full Sasuke

P: How about half Sasuke.

G: Or one quarter Sasuke. Anyways, Brook went full Uncle Iroh and that is a-okay as long as Brook did not go full Sasuke. He was on the Rumbar Pirates a music based pirate crew, who befriended a whale but had to leave him at Reverse Mountain.

N: (Openly sobs) Poor Laboon. Why does all the sad stuff happen to animals? Anyways a poison attack happened and his entire crew died. Brook had eaten the Soul fruit which allowed for Brook to get a second chance at life. But his soul got lost for a year, so it found Brook as a skeleton

G: Interestingly Brook is the only Strawhat to have been a captain of his own crew. Except Usopp but that was pretend pirates.

N: Brook was stranded on Thriller Bark and sometime before canon had a run in with Gecko Moriah who stole his shadow to put in a zombie.

Nico Robin[]

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N: (dryly) So with Robin, I felt like Oda no offense jumped the shark. So Robin's entire island got nuked during a Buster Call because the archaeologists knew too much.. All her friends and her Mom died.

G: I didn't think it was that bad. Nero who are you to judge, you cry every time you watch Attack of the Clones and see Jango Fett die.

N: It's different. Read the EU and the comics. Boba Fett had a well written non convuluted backstory that started cliche but was not cliche. Anywho Robin spent her life on the run trusting nobody and god this is just mild Sasuke.

P: Nero has a point. Could we just call Nico Robin mild Sasuke during the analysis?

G: NO! Anyways Robin worked for Crocodile to read the ponygylphs because somehow as a kid she learned how to. Dang I sound more like a critic than Nero. For this part I had to duck tape Nero's mouth shut because he would have gone on a 2 hour rant about how everything Robin is somehow is convuluted and is mild Sasuke

N: (sound of ripped duct tape) It is convulution. A 7 year old kid somehow learns ponyglyphs from listening in? Sure. What next is Luffy going to learn how to do Ace's fire techniques from watching a youtube video...

(Clips of Red Hawk)

N: Son of a bitch. Well at least it was not a youtube video

Franky[]

Franky combat

N: Franky is a cyborg.. Franky is a cyborg in a universe where the majority of guns are still of the flintlock variety. How does that make sense? I'm kidding. Calm down Gerona, Franky is cool

P: Franky is from the island on the Grand Line called Water 7, the adopted son of a shipwright named Tom a fishman cow fish. Tom built the ship that the King of the Pirates sailed around in. So Franky has big shoes to fill

G: But after the execution of Gol D Roger, the people of One Piece were on the hunt for everything Pirate King, arresting and executing anyone seen with him but Buggy......Anyways Tom was arrested, and contended that he could make a sea train to unite the world.

N: Interested, by the prospects the Judge gave Tom a few years to build it. Franky was not interested and built a bunch of battle boats. Which the Marines stole to do a terrorist attack to pin Tom and force his arrest and execution as he sacrificed himself for his son. Franky enraged punched the crap out of the leader, and fled to stop a sea train.

P: Franky had blueprints to a super weapon, and the Government wanted it. But Franky had fled, and was trying to stop a sea train by standing in front of it...And nearly dying. He was sent to a scrap island where he constructed a cyborg body to replace what was too damaged to be usable

Jinbe[]

Jinbe pose

N: In One Piece there are many races of people. There are the standard humans, giants, super humans, mermaid, merman, and the fishmen.

P: The Fishmen had a complex relations with the world of man. Throughout history man was hostile to the fishmen leading to pent up aggression and savagery. Some were violent against people like Arlong or Hody Jones. But one was the noble knight of the sea Jinbe

G: Jinbe was a member of the Sun Pirates led by Fisher Tiger. Also on the crew was Arlong and his entourage of fish people. They often clashed on the ideals of human fishmen relations. Unfortunately Hody is wounded and refuses human blood leading to his demise.

N: Jinbe is crushed and leaves the others, even dueling Arlong due to their differing opinion. But later Jinbe becomes a warlord.

P: Jinbe decided to accept the invitation because he believed that it would help fishman and human relations. Despite his mastership of fish man karate and his power: he is a bit of a pacifist and was opposed to the War at Marineford.

G: Jinbe was arrested and sent to Impel Down, where he met Portgas

Konoha 12 (End of Shippuden)[]

Naruto Uzumaki[]

Naruto pose

N: Long ago there was a 9 tailed fox rampaging in the Village of the Hidden Leaf. The Third hokage led a force to stop the monster, and during the course of the fight, it was sealed into a baby named Naruto Uzumaki.

P: Naruto was orphaned and alienated from the other kids. Parents did not want their children to intermingle with Naruto in fear. Only kids like Shikamaru, Chojji, and Kiba accepted Naruto as a friend. But Naruto still felt lonely, with limited human contact.

G: Man poor boy. Naruto anyways, turned the hurt outward and became a bit of a delinquent. He pulled pranks like vandalizing statues, disobeying Iruka, and taunting the adults of his village.

N: Everything changed when Iruka sensei took an understanding with Naruto and gave him a bit of extra training, allowing him to pass the graduation test which he initially failed. Naruto has one dream to be hokage of the village.

P: Naruto upon graduating was put on Team 7 consisting of Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha. They were mentored by Kakashi, who trained them to work as a team. Despite Sakura and Sasuke hating on Naruto at every turn.

G: But with hard work, determination, and training Naruto got stronger and stronger. Eventually Sakura and even Sasuke respected Naruto for his talents

Sakura Haruno[]

Sakura fight

N: Sakura was born in a good family with parents who wanted Sakura to be a straight A well behaved student. She was a friend to Ino until they clashed over their crushes on Sasuke Uchiha.

P: Sakura excelled at the Ninja Academy, and after graduation was paired on Team 7 with Sasuke to her delight and Naruto to her dread.

G: At first Sakura hated Naruto and had little respect to him frequently comparing Uzumaki to Sasuke. But after the events with Zabuza and Haku, Sakura put more respect on Naruto and began feeling bad about herself. Sakura felt behind Sasuke and even Naruto

N: During the Chunin Exams Sakura aced the test despite it being above her. IN the forest Sakura managed to help the others make it through and got help for herself. And in the tournament Sakura took on Ino, which resulted in a stalemate. And began repairing their friendship

P: Friendship is the best prize of all

N: What are you an inspirational poster?

Sasuke Uchiha[]

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N: Sasuke was once a normal young ninja. He loved his brother Itachi and greatly admired him. His brother an ace of his generation turned on the Uchiha clan killing everyone. But Itachi spared his beloved little brother, having some sense of mercy.

P: Sasuke did not think so and since that day pledged a vengeance on Itachi. One day Sasuke said, he would kill Itachi. Sasuke excelled at ninja academy, ignoring the others and placing scorn on the immature Naruto.

G: Sasuke upon graduation was placed on Team 7 with Sakura and Naruto to his annoyance. Sasuke thought Naruto was an annoyance and thought even lower of Sakura.

N: In the Mist Village upon dueling Zabuza and Haku, Sasuke expressed great faith in Naruto and worked brilliantly as a team

P: Naruto impresses Sasuke during the Chunin Exams. Sasuke begins to envy Naruto for his power and to further his goals he leaves the Village leading to the Sasuke Recovery Mission.

Shikamaru Nara[]

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N: Shikamaru Nara is the lazy genius. And amongst the colorful cast of Konoha 12, somehow he still manages to stand out. He is many things: smart, lazy, unmotivated, motivated, brave, loyal, caring, and a good friend

P: Shikamaru is from the Nara clan which specialized in the shadow possession jutsu, where Shikamaru can control the shadows of others for some time.

G: Shikamaru seems to be a jerk from the outside, as he has very little motivation. But Shikamaru is nonjudgmental and a great friend. As a child he befriended Akimichi Choji a boy outed for being fat and "stupid." Together, they were one of the few kids to befriend Naruto.

N: Naruto was put on team 10 along with his boy Choji and Ino. At first Shikamaru was not a fan of Ino, but within a short amount of time, they bonded as a team and had the best teamwork of all the teams. Shikamaru would bind so that Choji could use expansion jutsu or Ino Captain Ginyu's her foe.

P: Shikamaru assumed the role of strategist, and allowed the crew to survive the Forest of Death by not being confrontational. In the Chunin Exams he did not intend on filling out the paper test, and was dismayed at having to fight extra oppponents.

G: During his battle with Temari, he seemingly struggled until using his jutsu, he managed to win. But he backed out due to running low on chakra. His wisdom impressed the village elders

Akimichi Choji[]

Choji

N: There was once a not very social butterfly named Choji. Other kids refused to let Choji play with them because they thought he was a stupid fat kid. And that hurt his feelings. He often told his father he wished he had friends

P: Then suddenly Shikamaru appeared wanting to watch the clouds. Choji offered the snacks and the rest is histroy. The duo became best friends and later incorporated Naruto into their friend group

G: Choji also went to Ninja Academy, and post graduation was put on Team 10, where he got along great with Shikamaru and tried to keep the peace with the yappy Ino.

N: Eventually: Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji formed Ino-Shika-Cho and perfected teamwork. Of the original teams: Team 10 had the most balanced and best teamwork

P: Choji had issues initially with his weight, caring too much about food and neglecting his training, and a low sense of self confidence: but with the help of his friends he came out of his shell and devoted more time to training so that he could keep up

G: Choji lost some weight: which is an inspiration to all as he did it healthily and was not obsessive. He is certainly a formidable member of his team

N: Especially with his body expansion jutsu

Ino Yamanaka[]

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N: Ino was once the childhood friend of Sakura. However, both girls had a painful crush on Sasuke Uchiha. So began an era of petty arguing that tore the friendship apart.

P: Ino was vein, petty, and hot tempered but was a good friend once the loyalty is formed. Ino was disappointed about being on the same time as Shikamaru and Choji, and was really disappointed that Sasuke was not on her team.

N: HA SIMP!

P: Anyways...Ino eventually started getting along with her teammates and has great teamwork. In the Chunin Exams Ino rooted for Shikamaru and took on Sakura which ended in a deadlock

G: But after Ino dueled Sakura: their friendship began to be repaired. And they had a new sense of respect for each other. But they still argued. But Ino began being less selfish after this arc.

N: Ino even runs her family's flower shop and is willing to give some flowers to the hurt Rock Lee. But most were for Sasuke. S to the I to the M to the P.

P: NERO! Anyways

Hinata Hyuga[]

Hinata dinata

N: Hinata was part of the Hyuga clan which mastered two things: the Byakugan and the Gentle Palms martial arts technique. Hinata was the heiress until she lost the role after being deemed unsuitable.

P: Despite Hinata's great potential: she is painfully shy and is devotedly loyal to Naruto kun even to the point of giving herself a disadvantage.

G: Hinata had great respect to Naruto and was one of the few people to be kind to him. Hinata was part on team 8 alongshides Kiba and Shino. Hinata is the only one on the team to not have an animal companion.

N: Hinata followed along the team taking care of the others, but maintaining her soft spot for Naruto. Even in the Chunin Exams: she rooted for Naruto rather than her own teammate Kiba.

G: Poor guy.

P: Hinata had to face her demons when she dueled Neji. Hinata gave it her all, but in the end was defeated and came close to being killed.

G: Hinata was chosen for the Sasuke Recovery Squad, and followed them, and assisted Naruto at points. But Hinata began getting stronger and her faith in herself blossomed.

Shino Aburame[]

Shino aburama

N: Shino is from the Aburame clan: where their specialty is becoming a human hive and the ability to fight with and communicate to bugs.

P: At first Shino seems to be cold, threatening, and unfriendly: but in reality he is introverted, loyal, and willing to utilize teamwork.

G: Shino was placed on Team 8: alongsides Hinata and Kiba. While he is often outspoken by the ostentatious Kiba and even the shy Hinata: Shino has his moments to shine.

N: Like having the best win loss ratio of the entire Team 8. Shino has rarely lost a fight during his initial appearances. He even kicked Kankuro's ass.

P: Shino fought in the Chunin Exams but did not take part in the Sasuke Recovery Team: despite everyone else in his team being there.

G: Shino initially struggled with Taijutsu and was reliant on fighting his foes from a distance: but Kiba and Hinata helped train Shino and in the end he is a well balanced fighter on his team.

N: Shino

Inuzuka Kiba and Akamaru[]

Kibaa

N: Inuzuka Kiba is from the well Inuzuka Clan a ninja group devoted to animal communication. His elder sister has a talking Nin-dog..Wait...

P: What is it?

N: Every other ninja dog can talk? Why can't Akamaru? Is he just unable? Not strong enough? Not the same kind? Or is he just stupid? Well Kiba is kinda stupid.

P: Well who knows. And yeah Kiba is not the best pet owner using his dog as a form of Pokemon.

G: Kiba was given Akamaru by his mother at a very young age: and have bonded since then. They are able to use many techniques that incorporate savage technique. Kiba is known as the beast like shinobi after all.

N: Kiba was kind of a jerk but he was willing to befriend Naruto: only to harass him at the beginning of the series. In the Forest of Death Kiba wanted to be aggressive and snatch the other's scrolls, much to his more introverted comrades disagreeing with that.

P: In the Chunin Exams we get to see Kiba fight for realsies for the first time against Naruto. He and Akamaru put up a good fight pushing Naruto into a literal wall...until

G: Kiba lost to a fart.

N: Seriously? SEriously!? SERIOUSLY!?? SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!????

Ten Ten[]

Tenten Part I

N: Does anyone like Tenten? Cause I do not like Ten Ten. She said she is a weapons master but each and every time she shows up, she's either fanboying over Neji, talking, hitting Rock Lee, or losing.

P: That's a little harsh but true. She is first seen alongsides Rock Lee and Neji in the Forest of Death preparing for the Chunin Exams.

G: Ten Ten had the misfortune of being pitted against Temari of the Sand Village. And while it was off screen, Ten Ten unleashed her complete arsenal but was crushed badly by Temari.

N: Ten Ten is occasionally seen usually sucking at whatever she is doing. But at least her teamwork is fine. Ten Ten dueled a clone of herself and despite losing put up somewhat of a fight. Good job Ten Ten

P: Some say the reason that Ten Ten is a little less then impressive is intentional. Allegedly Ten Ten was written as a cool character who looks like the protagonist but does not receive a lot of screen time. Kind of odd but a theory I have seen before.

Rock Lee[]

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Neji[]

The Fight[]

Conclusion[]

Trivia[]

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