Numbuh 1 vs Moon Girl

Numbuh 1 vs Moon Girl
Season	1
Overall Episode	1
Written by	Negaboss2000
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Numbuh 1 vs Moon Girl is a What-If Death Battle adopted by Negaboss2000. This fan made Death Battle features Numbuh 1 from the Cartoon Network series Codename Kids Next Door and Lunella Lafayette, aka Moon Girl from the Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur series.

Description

Codename Kids Next Door vs. Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur. Two young child heroes whose lives are usually revolving around secret hero work. Though the question will remain on which one of them could best the other in battle.

Intro

Boomstick: Like Nigel Uno, aka Numbuh 1, the British leader of KND Sector V.

Wiz: And Lunella Lafayette, the super intelligent heroine, Moon Girl.

Boomstick: Over the years there have been many great heroes, but there's so many badass kid heroes you wouldn't believe would exist.

Wiz: And though they have the usual childish traits like any kid, they can be very intelligent, very well armed and overall, ready for any action that comes their way.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it’s our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out would win, a DEATH BATTLE!

Numbuh 1

Wiz: Long ago, the world was ruled by an evil adult, known as Grandfather, a feared adult who forced every child in the world to make tapioca for him 24/7.

Boomstick: But all of that changed when one day his own son, Monty Uno, found a strange book of KND, and with it's knowledge, took up the mantle of Numbuh 0, built powerful devices and with them, defeated Grandfather! Take that you evil son of a-

Wiz: Y-Yeah, we get it, Boomstick. Anyways, the defeat of Grandfather had sparked the seventh age of the Kids Next Door, a huge organization, filed with kids, dedicated to protecting kids from adult tyranny around the world 24/7. Though with the unfortunate aftermath of having their memories of said organisation erased after turning 13, since they would be teenagers. And unfortunately, this eventually happened to Numbuh 0 too.

Boomstick: What?!! Oh, I call bulls*** on that rule, Wiz! Why can't he have his memories so he can teach a whole new generation of KND operatives?!!

Wiz: Well worry not, because though his tales faded into myth and legends, Monty Uno would eventually pass that mantle onto his own son, Nigel Uno, or better known by his teammates and codename as Numbuh 1.

Boomstick: Being the son of the legendary Numbuh 0, Numbuh 1 inherited all of his super awesome fighting skills from the man himself. He's a skilled martial artist when fighting nearly every villain he faces, has freaking awesome parkour skills that he uses like 24/7 and he's got the most awesome sunglasses. God, he's so cool.

Wiz: As the leader of Kids Next Door Sector V, Numbuh 1 is always quick to jump into action in terms of missions and very intelligent for just about every occasion.

Boomstick: Though at times he's so paranoid, he believes so many crazy truths, and no, I'm not talking about faking the moon landing or such. I'm on about him making crazy theories about what adults wanna do to kids. Yeesh...it's no wonder his teammates think he's crazy at times.

Wiz: But Nigel wasn't always like this. When he was recruited into the KND by Numbuh 5, he showed how amazing he was and even got to fight Chad Dickson, also known as Numbuh 274, before he became Supreme Leader.

Boomstick: Man, what an honor...too bad that guy turned all evil later on.

Wiz: Anyways, after Cree Lincoln, formerlly known as Numbuh 11, betrayed the KND, Numbuh 5 helped Numbuh 1 pass the entrance exam for the KND by hacking into the system and changing his grades. Basically, Nigel owns a lot to Numbuh 5, or Abby, as she's called, since then.

Boomstick: And being a Kids Next Door operative, Numbuh 1 has so much access to their powerful 2x4 technology that they use to fight all evil adults, some of which he uses himself. And yeah, I know what you're gonna say: it's all made out of scrap and wood and other crap.

Wiz: Yet it's survived in the vastness of space, given how the KND were already on the moon years, and even built their moonbase before the United States and Russia even tried to go there, and even when they did, they were the ones faking the moon landing.

Boomstick: Holy crap, is there anything those kids can't do?!! Wait, does that mean they're smarter than you, Wiz? Oh man, must really suck knowing that a bunch of kids are way more intelligent than you.

(Wiz just grabs a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R and hits Boomstick with it in annoyance, causing the latter to fall to the floor instantly.)

Wiz: Getting back to it, Numbuh 1 has used many 2x4 tech gadgets during his time as an operative, and even helped his own team create and fix some at the best of times. A good example is the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R., the Solid Pine Loaded Artillery Nicely Kicks Enemy Rear. Might look like a piece of wood, but it's a very good weapon that smacks it's foe at high velocities.

Boomstick: Other examples include the V.A.C.D.O.O.M, a vacuum cleaner that fires anything is sucks up, the G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A, a gumball machine-like gun that fires gumballs, the Z.A.P.P.U.H, a gun made from a pipe that shoots electric charges and the B.E.A.R.H.U.G.G.A.H, a gun that...you know, fires a huge grizzly bear at your opponent. The craziest part is that Numbuh 1 carries all those weapons up his sleeves, in his pockets, socks, under his belt. Man, I wish I could do that with my beer.

Wiz: But there's more 2x4 tech that Nigel has on him than just weapons. Like the J.E.T.A.B.O.O.T.S, jet-propelled boots that he constantly wears and activated by clicking the heels twice.

Boomstick: And he's got awesome vehicles. Sure, he uses many KND vehicles, but he's got his own set of wings and wheels. Like the G.A.R.G.O.C.Y.C.L.E, a jet bike that looks like a gargoyle statue on a building. The F.L.I.E.R.P.L.A.C.E, an x-wing fighter-light ship built out of a literal fireplace and the L.O.C.K.A.H.S.O.C.K.A.H, a robot made out of locker cabinets that fires stinky gym clothes from the arms....and was hijacked by Nigel's bossy girlfriend, Lizzie Devine.

Wiz: Yeah...bossy is right. There's no way to sugar-coat it, Lizzie, in several episodes, has proven to be a problem towards Numbuh 1 and the rest of his team. Bossy, demanding and such if not controlling, that is until they broke up.

Boomstick: Remind me why Nigel dated that girl? God, she's definitely worse than my ex-wife.

Wiz: But despite everything, Nigel has shown to hold his own against almost every villain in the world, all throughout most episodes. He is fast enough to dodge lasers at point blank and even appear as a blur, strong enough to kick a door off it's hinges, punching his former supreme leader into locker so hard they'd break and even pull the entire moonbase back towards the moon, and yes, that did happen.

Boomstick: And if you think that's not amazing enough, then Nigie's been durable enough to survive almost anything, like getting beaten around by Cree, being unscathed by two missles fired directly at him, surviving a volcano with just his clothes and survived the moonbase being fired at Earth, all to stop Grandfather once and for all!

Wiz: Given the weight of the Kids Next Door moonbase was over 10 quadrillion metric tons and going at a speed of over 6 million meters per second, Numbuh 1, let alone the rest of his team, had to have survived approximately a force of 6,116.8 tons of TNT. And these are actual kids we're on about here.

Boomstick: Any normal kid would've either died from the crash or would've been burnt alive from all that.

(Boomstick then notices Wiz gesturing towards the audience, who assumably has kids in it and turned towards it.)

Boomstick: Uh, unless you're an incredible badass kid who can survive anything.

Wiz: Over the course of the series, Nigel has fought to make the world a better place for kids, and in doing so, learned to appreciate his friends and teammates, discovered his father was Numbuh 0 and even became the guardian of the Book of KND, a book said to give the hope of any kids to rebel against any evil adult in the world.

Boomstick: Man, that kid's been agified, eaten, beaten and still came out smiling. Let this be a lesson to all you evil adults out there, never mess with the Uno.

Wiz: Did I also mention Nigel also became a representative for the Galactic Kids Next Door by the series finale?

Boomstick: Yeah, I think-WAIT WHAT?!!!

Nigel Uno: Kids Next Door...BATTLE STATIONS!

Moon Girl

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Intermission

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

KO

Wiz: The winner is

Trivia

• One of the main connections between Nigel and Lunella are that they're both young prodigy protagonists who both wear iconic glasses along with the fact that their daily lives involve a lot of superhero work (with Nigel being a KND operative and Lunella being Moon Girl) all whilst dealing with their usual school/youthful lives.