Noob Saibot Vs Venom is a What-If? Death Battle between Noob Saibot from Mortal Kombat, against Venom from Marvel.
Description[]
Two dark, scary, and deadly duos face off to see which of them is really the most cunning and skilled fighter. Will Noob shroud Venom in darkness, or shall Venom feast on Noob's flesh? Find out in this Death Battle!
Note: Information from Venom Vs Bane will be used in this battle, God Venom is not being used. (That'd be a HUGE stomp)
Intro[]
Skunk: Darkness, deception, revenge. All words to describe true terror that comes for you in the night.
Skel: They also can come in day, but that is less scary, still, the two we have here today show even the light cannot deter them from a fight to the death.
Skunk: Noob Saibot, The Original Sub-Zero.
Skel: And Venom, The Symbiote from Space. He's Skunk and I'm Skel.
Skunk: And it's our job to research their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Noob Saibot Drenches Death Battle In Darkness![]
Skunk: The Lin Kuei, a group of cryomancer warriors that used ice to protect their honor, their world, and their lives.
Skel: What is cryomancy again? I kind of forgot.
Skunk: Cryomancy is the power to create, control, shape, and use ice in various ways, you can create blades, ice balls, and-
Skel: Heh, "ice balls" you say?
Skunk: Never mind, that isn't exactly what we are here to talk about, we are here to talk about Bi-Han, former member of the Lin Kuei, also known as "Sub-Zero"
Bi-Han is shown in multiple shots.
Skel: This guy was the first Sub-Zero, at least to the knowledge of us, we aren't really sure if it is like Captain Falcon, where when the current one dies, another takes the title, but he was the first we knew about.
Skunk: Bi-Han was a master of his art, using martial arts mixed with cryomancy, he was a danger to all who faced him, until he met his match.
Skel: Hanzo Hasashi, Aka, "Scorpion"
Scorpion is shown using his Klassic Fatality on Bi-Han.
Skunk: After his death, Bi-Han's brother, Kuai Liang, took the mantel, while Bi-Han became something different, instead of control over ice, he now had control over shadows.
Skel: And he was then titled "Noob Saibot"
Noob is shown preforming combos and fatalities.
Skel: Wait, "Noob" became his first name? Why the hell would you name such a badass warrior "Noob Saibot" of all things?
Skunk: Well, the name comes from the creators of Mortal Kombat, parts of their names being put backwards to create the name.
Skel: That's a dumb reason, but he still became a force nobody wanted to face, even deadlier than before, his ice powers were nothing compared to his new control over all things darkness and shadows.
Noob's Powers & Weapons[]
Powers[]
- Shadow Clones
- Can create up to 9 at once
- Able to appear in their place
- Can be put inside a person's body
- They can tear them apart slowly, or cause the victim to literally explode
- Shadow Portals
- Can transfer Noob and his foes through them
- Can skin people by sending them through them
- Shadow Form
- Can become a literal shadow
- Ghostball
- Unblockable
- Disables the powers of whoever it hits
- Can shrink people to non-existence
- Soul Magic
- Can make glowing orbs that make someone spin so fast they are torn apart
- Can consume souls
Weapons[]
- Sickle
- Can teleport to it at will
- Shurikens
Skunk: His powers include creating shadow clones, balls of ghostly energy, and use dark magic.
Skel: He can make portals that both he can his opponent can be sent through, he has a sickle he can teleport to whenever he wants, and he can have up to 9 shadow clones! Imagine what kind of fun you could have with 9 clones of yourself.
Skunk: Or the sheer insanity of facing that many, in addition to Noob's already vast amount of hax, being able to shrink people so much they pretty much stop existing, insert his clones into their body to tear them apart from the inside out, and even disabling a person's powers.
Skel: Ok, that is scary, being able to do all of that. Way scarier than being able to control some ice.
Skunk: We aren't done yet, he can become an actual shadow, meaning he is untouchable, he can teleport in place of his own shadow clones, AND his powers let him preform insane finishing moves, to the point of overkill.
Noob's Fatalities & Brutalities[]
Fatalities[]
- Teleport Slams: Noob slams his opponent into the ground multiple times, eventually causing them to explode
- Shadow Spin: Noob lifts his opponent up into the air with ghostballs, and spins them so fast they tear apart
- Double Trouble: Noob inserts his shadow clone into the opponent's body, which then tears them in half
Brutalities[]
- Skinned: Noob sends his opponent through his shadow portals, which skins them, then strips them of their flesh, and finally fully removes their skeleton from existence
- Never Again: Noob hits his opponent with his Ghostball attack, which causes them to shrink until they explode to bloody bits
- Running Man: Noob sends his shadow clone at the opponent, which disappears, but the shadow clone had entered their body, and then caused them to explode
- From The Shadows: Noob throws his opponent at the screen, causing them to explode
Skel: Where to we even start? He can slam you into the ground so hard you literally explode, and also hit you into the 4th wall, resulting in the same thing.
Skunk: His portals can remove the very flesh from your body, and then the rest of your body along with it, somehow...
Skel: Fatalities and Brutalities don't really make sense, but they look badass.
Skunk: Noob wouldn't be able to do this without boasting some impressive feats though.
Noob's Feats[]
- Helped create a Soulnado
- Survived being sent into the same Soulnado, and even absorbed the souls, making him even more powerful than before
- Can face and defeat several skilled and powerful fighters, such as: Scorpion, Goro, The Prison Keeper
- Defeated the Fire, Earth, and Water Gods
- Defeated Fujin
- Can hit people so hard that their head flies off
- Can rip heads out, with the spine still attached
Skel: Like how he was able to assist in making a Soulnado, a tornado infused with souls.
Skunk: While it is likely more powerful than a regular tornado, the average power needed to start a tornado is around 717 Tons of TNT.
Skel: Apart from that, he also faced literal gods, of all 4 elements.
Skunk: Earth, Water, Fire, Air.
Skel: Heart! Captain Planet!!!
Skunk: No, don't, just don't.
Skel: Ok, well, other stuff Noob has done is tear people apart with ease, and defeated skilled fighters including Scorpion, Goro, and a massive robot with a saw blade for a hand.
Skunk: A good fighter isn't without his weaknesses however.
Noob's Flaws[]
- Still been defeated by several other fighters, like Jax and his daughter
- Still shown to be able to take damage and be hurt
- He is more powerful when in the Neatherrealm
- Was sent into the Soulnado, and didn't return until many years later
Skel: He still isn't undefeated, being beaten by other typical mortals, he did need help with other fights too.
Skunk: And while he did survive the Soulnado, he didn't come back for a long time after he was put into it, what this means? We don't know, but it shows he likely wasn't able to escape it for a long time.
Skel: Since he is in Mortal Kombat, obviously he can be killed.
Skunk: He may be mortal, but he is nowhere near easy to defeat, his power over the shadows, mixed with his martial arts mastery will spell certain death for anyone who opposes him.
Noob: You cannot kill what is already dead.
Venom Infects Death Battle![]
Skunk: Eddie Brock was a simple man, he wanted to do well in his career in the news, but there was a little problem.
Skel: Well, the problem was only a problem after he was proven incorrect about a murder, or something, when Spiderman caught the actual person who did it.
Skunk: So, Eddie was fired for accusing an innocent, and a bunch of other horrible things happened to him.
Skel: But even after he was left and told he had cancer, he was fated to cross paths with something that would change his life forever.
Skunk: The Venom Symbiote.
Venom is shown attacking swat team members.
Skel: This alien from another planet wasn't your everyday green martian, it was a black goo creature that was able to bind to a host, and give them enhanced powers.
Skunk: Before their paths crossed, the symbiote had bonded with other hosts, including Spiderman.
Skel: Wow, you get your life ruined by Spiderman, then get the powers of Spiderman, is that ironic?
Skunk: No, but it is something that Eddie took advantage of, since the symbiote had the powers of previous hosts, it held plenty of additional tricks in addition to is shapeshifting properties.
Venom's Powers[]
- Increased Physical Capabilities
- Heightened Strength
- Increased Durability
- Super Speed
- Body Transformation
- Can morph his body into blades, blunt weapons, and increase their size
- Spider-Sense
- Alerts Venom of danger
- Invisibility
- Webbing
- Can mimic Spiderman's web power
- Healing Factor
- Gained Deadpool's healing factor
Skel: His body is pretty much his weapon, being able to morph however it wants, it can turn invisible, create spikes, hammers, maces, anything physically possible.
Skunk: Since the symbiote bonded with Spiderman, it also learnt to mimic his webbing power, able to create webs even Spiderman himself struggled to get out of.
Skel: The symbiote also bonded with Deadpool, you know, that 4th Wall breaking guy who is pretty much unkillable, it gave Venom a healing factor that let him heal from major injuries, like limbs being cut off and such.
Skunk: And they wouldn't be in comic books if they didn't have insane increases to their strength and body capabilities, letting Venom preform insane feats.
Venom's Feats[]
- Lifted a 200 ton ferris wheel while weakened
- Can react to bullets, and go faster than them
- Can catch Spiderman off guard
- Can take hits from heavy weights like Hulk
- Survived a power plant exploding
Skel: Being able to lift 200 tons of weight is impressive enough, but Eddie did it while he was weakened.
Skunk: Venom is capable of regenerating from such fatal injuries, he even survived a power plant explosion, and can take blows from Hulk, one of the strongest hitters in comic book history.
Skel: Oh, but that ain't all, Venom can react to bullets, and even follow them, he is no joke, facing skilled fighters like Spiderman, the only downside to Venom is, well, he is weak to such stupid things...
Venom's Flaws[]
- Vulnerable to sound
- Vulnerable to fire
- If separated from each other, Eddie and the symbiote become much weaker, especially Eddie
- Insane
Skunk: Apart from his clear mental drop, given his, well, personality, and how he tends to eat people, Venom is vulnerable to fire and sound, so a strong flame or loud noise could very much cause great pain, or damage to Venom.
Skel: And remember how we said they bonded? The symbiote can be forcefully removed from Eddie, not easily, but with enough force, it'll separate from him, leaving both of them in a weakened state of sorts.
Skunk: Eddie being a lone human isn't the best when fighting against godly beings who can decimate buildings in a punch, but as Venom, he will take on those challenges, and he won't give up easily.
Venom: We are Venom.
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Krypt
The Krypt is shown, empty, multiple dead bodies laying around, vultures eating the remains. A brief shadow dashes past, and the vultures look up. Nothing was there. A disturbing growl is heard, and as the vultures turn their heads, Venom lunges, and decapitates them all. Venom eats the vultures, and the bodies.
???: What do we have here?
Venom stopped eating, and looked up, to see Noob stood there.
Noob: I was told to come and sort out a disturbance in the Krypt, something large and bulky eating all the visitors, that must be you.
Venom: More food? Yummy!
Venom stood up, their tongue extended and moved like a snake, as Noob took his sickle out his chest, and they both stare each other down.
Fight!!!
Venom ran forward, and swung his claws, but Noob dropped into a portal, evading the attack. Noob landed on top of Venom, and stuck his sickle into Venom's eye. Venom shook themself, and sent Noob flying off, and smashing through a grave stone. Venom pulled the sickle out, and threw it aside. Noob got up, as he saw a large shadow loom over him. A large boulder was thrown towards Noob, but he shot a beam of ghost energy, and the boulder exploded to bits.
Noob: Prepare yourself.
Venom threw multiple grave stones at Noob, but he summoned his shadow clones to hit them, destroying them on contact, as Noob ran forward and grabbed his sickle from the ground. Venom lifted a stone up, and slammed it down as Noob approached, but it was evaded, and Noob was gone.
Venom: Show yourself you coward, I want to taste your blood!
A portal opened below and above. Noob came up, and delivered an uppercut to Venom, then he went up into the top portal, and came through the bottom, again, delivering another uppercut. Noob did this loop 3 more times, before Venom caught him, and punched Noob in the face, an X-Ray showing Noob's skull cracking. Noob flew through multiple grave stones, smashing through them, before he hit a large statue of Shao Kahn. Venom sent webs out, but Noob turned into dark liquid, and evaded the webs.
Noob: Over here!
Venom turned, but got their jaw cut off by Noob's sickle. Noob then kicked Venom's face, making them move back, and 2 of Noob's clones held Venom's arms. Noob ran up, and delivered a drop kick to Venom's face, knocking them over. Noob then made a shadow portal under Venom, who fell through it. Another portal opened high in the sky, and Venom fell down, getting impaled on fence spikes. Noob put his sickle away.
Noob: Foul creature...
Venom pulled themself out of the spikes, much to Noob's surprise. Venom then became invisible. Noob looked around, trying to find any sign of his foe, when suddenly, he got restrained by webs. Venom appeared, and impaled Noob's gut with a large spike on the end of his fist. Noob yelled out, as Venom lifted his other hand. Venom slammed down his fist, but Noob swapped places with a shadow clone behind Venom. Noob sliced open Venom's back, and then sent shadow energy into his body.
Noob: Die!
Venom's body healed, but then he turned, and started to shake. A shadow clone came out Venom's chest, and Venom fell down. The shadow clone vanished, as Noob looked down at his defeated foe.
Noob: Pity...
Venom grabbed Noob's ankle, and got up, lifting Noob up. Venom grabbed Noob's wrist, and then bit his hand off, as Noob screamed in pain. Venom threw Noob into a grave stone, then picked a large boulder up. Noob put his hand out, as Venom threw the boulder, and upon impact, a splat was heard, and black goo went everywhere. Venom pushed the boulder away, but Noob's body wasn't there. Venom looked around, and then a portal opened below him. A shadow clone grabbed Venom's legs, and dragged him down, then the portal closed, and cut Venom's lower body in half.
Venom: Where are you?!
Noob: Here...
Venom looked up, and Noob was stood, with 9 shadow clones surrounding Venom. The shadow clones lift Venom up, and Noob sticks his sickle into Venom's face. The shadow clones all throw Venom into the air. Noob opens a portal in the ground, and Venom falls through it. Venom was thrown up through the portal, and Noob uppercutted Venom into a portal above, when Venom came out the bottom portal, part of the symbiote was gone. Noob repeated this two more times, and there was barely any of the symbiote covering Eddie's body.
Noob: Death's warm embrace welcomes you.
Two shadow clones lift Eddie up, as Noob steps back. Eddie tries to break out of their grip, but a third clone rushes at Eddie, then punches his chest, an X-Ray shows his ribs shattering. Noob's hands emit a white glow.
Noob: Forever!
Noob releases a Ghostball, which hits Eddie, and the shadow clones let him go. Eddie tries to run at Noob, but suddenly, his body twitches. Eddie's body started to shrink. Eddie was in panic, but Noob kicked him as he was nearly 10x smaller now. Noob watched as Eddie exploded after he shrunk small enough.
Noob: Fatality...
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Oh boy, I'll bet lots of people will be mad with this one.
Skunk: This match up actually was pretty close when considering both combatants and their full potential.
Skel: Also, remember, we only took stuff from the time Venom Vs Bane was done, because anything beyond that would be unfair.
Skunk: Venom had the advantage of being much stronger physically and much tougher to kill, he could heal from lots of damage pretty quickly, and even fatal damage.
Skel: But Bi-Han had PLENTY of options at his disposal to take the win, being able to make 9 shadow clones, create portals, disable Venom's powers with his Ghostball, and his teleportation made it very trick for Venom to land a fatal blow to Noob.
Pop-Up: Noob's Ghostball has been shown disabling many different abilities of many different fighters, it is likely his Ghostball would be able to prevent Venom from using some of his powers, like his invisibility.
Skunk: Noob's ninja skills and experience with so many different opponents meant he could keep himself safe while using his powers to mess with and damage Venom.
Skel: Venom's healing was awesome, but it wouldn't be so good when Noob could literally make Venom explode in more ways than one, shrink his body so much he explodes, and just straight up remove Venom from existence with his portals.
Skunk: While Venom's physical superiority certainly made it tricky for Noob to put Venom down, Noob's superior skills and outrageously huge pool of hax was too much for Venom to take.
Skel: Guess Eddie was the real Noob here.
Skunk: The winner is Noob Saibot.
Winner (Advantages/Disadvantages)[]
- + More Hax
- + More Skilled
- + Shadow Clones could distract Venom
- + Teleportation & Portals helped Noob keep safe
- + Had plenty of ways to put Venom down quickly
- - Physically Inferior
- - No Healing Factor
Loser (Advantages/Disadvantages)[]
- + Healing Factor
- + Stronger and More Durable
- - Dumber
- - Less Hax
- - Healing could be bypassed by many of Noob's powers
- - Not many ranged options
Trivia[]
- The connections between these two are they both follow a dark theme, are technically 2 in 1 (Noob's shadow clone, and Eddie combined with the Venom symbiote), and want revenge on others who have wronged them (Scorpion and Subzero, and Spiderman respectively)