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Kyle: So, you're the new kid everyone is talking about. What's your name?
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| ~ From South Park: The Stick of Truth |
The New Kid, or Douchebag (real name Dovahkiin), is the protagonist of the video games, South Park: The Stick of Truth and South Park: The Fractured But Whole.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- New Kid vs Jimmy Hopkins (Completed)
- New Kid vs Mii (Completed)
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 2
- Losses: 0
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Avatar (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)
- Chosen Undead (Dark Souls)
- Chris Griffin (Family Guy)
- Eddy (Ed, Edd, N Eddy)
- Freddy Fuckboy (Five Nights at Fuckboy's)
- Frisk (Undertale)
- Grunt (Madness Combat)
- Hajime Hinata (Danganronpa)
- Ichiban Kasuga (Yakuza/Like a Dragon)
- Ness (Mother/Earthbound)
- The Hero of Oakvale (Fable: the Lost Chapters)
- Wario (Super Mario Bros.)
- Yu Narukami (Persona)
Death Battle Info[]
History[]
Dovahkiin was born with amazing powers. His parents had the superhuman ability to gain followers on social media platforms at an amazing speed, and they passed this ability on to their child. They had to move from town to town to protect Dovahkiin from the government's attempts to experiment on him. They also put medicine in his food to dull his abilities, but this gave Dovahkiin extremely powerful farts as a side-effect. One day when he was just a child, Dovahkiin walked in on his parents having sex, and this traumatized him for life, leading him to become a farting vigilante.
Abilities[]
- Assault and Battery
- Roshambo
- Bull Rush
- Horn of Irritation
- Ground Stomp
- Dragon's Breath
- Dust of Dreams
- Lightning Volt
- Funnel of Frost
- Pyre Ball
- Backstab
- Mug
- Execute
- Stink Bombs
- Death of a Thousand Cuts
- Sling of David
- Jew-Jitsu
- Circum-Scyth
- Whirling Doom
- Plagues of Egypt
- Brutal Bash
- Wrecking Ball
- Gastro Smash
- Full Force Fisting
- Quantum Fist
- Double Edge
- Supersonic Dash
- Hyperspace Fury
- Triple Burn
- Heatwave
- Plasma Beam
- Ice Prison
- Sand Trap
- Hydro Helper
- Elemental Onslaught
- Boom-Boom Buddy
- Straight Shooter
- Gigavolt Globe
- Airborne Annihilator
- Faraday Uncaged
- Ganz Technique
- Fatal Attraction
- The Big Guns
- Psi-Shield
- Dazzling Flash
- Cerebral Blast
- Chakra Cleanse
- Quick Cut
- Spin Slash
- Shadow Swap
- Deadly Dive
- Purifying Petals
- Sweet Scent
- Root Burst
- Nature's Gift
- Dragon Force Punch
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Reversal
- Dragon Swagger
- Soul Slash
- Ghastly Grasp
- Dire Shroud
- Grim Fate
- Fatal Trim
- Saw Bleed
- Hammer Bomb
- Final Vengence
Classes[]
- The New Kid has many classes in his adventures.
- King
- Mage
- Thief
- Warrior
- Jew
- Speedster
- Brutalist
- Blaster
- Elementalist
- Cyborg
- Psychic
- Assassin
- Gadgeteer
- Plantmancer
- Martial Artist
- Netherborn
- Final Girl
Magic Attacks/ Time Farts[]
- Dragon Shout
- Knocks down obstacles
- Stuns enemies and grosses them out
- Strong enough to push back The Grand Wizard's magic
- Cup-a-Spell
- Range Fart attack
- Few meters away
- Sneaky Squeeker
- Manually controlled by the New Kid
- Use for distractions
- Time limit on control
- Nagasaki
- New Kids Strongest Magic Attack
- Comparable to an earthquake
- Breaks down weaken buildings
- Time Fart Glitch
- Reverses time to a certain degree.
- Can be used to reset obstacles, puzzles, skip turns, and revive dead allies.
- Time Fart Pause
- Stops time for 5 seconds.
- Extended up to 20 seconds while Inspection Mode remains active.
- Time Fart Summon
- Summons a past version of themselves to aid in battle.
- Expires after three turns.
- Time Fart Shift
- Fast forwards time until day or nighttime is reached.
- Time Fart Leap
- Farts powerfully enough to travel through time.
- Can only be used effectively if the New Kid believes in themselves.
Feats[]
- Has amassed 3.2 billion friends on Facebook before they turned 5
- Beaten up three adult men single-handedly when they were only 6-years-old
- Can defeat bears, aliens, mutated sixth-graders, and many more powerful enemies
- Defeated Mutated Alternate Human-Kite, who is the size of a building.
- Can block gunshots from police officers
- Farted on Princess Kenny's balls, curing South Park of its Nazi Zombie population
- Rotated the earth 180 degrees with a fart
- Farted powerfully enough to time travel
- Has way more classes than what should be possible
- Fed police officers to the Elder Goddess known as Shub-Niggurath
- Defeated past-versions of himself and his friends
- Defeated Clyde Donovan, Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Princess Kenny, Mitch Conner, Jimmy Valmer and Morgan Freeman and tanked most of their attacks.
- Can react to Jimmy Valmer as Fastpass whom ran across the Earth and tanked his upcoming attacks who can generate 6.1 Megatons of TNT which is Small City.
Weaknesses[]
- Isn't mute but rarely ever talks
- Cannot fart through time if he has a fractured butthole
- His kryptonite depends on the player's choice. It can be:
- Sixth Graders
- Raisin Girls
- Chaos Kids
- Old People
- Ninjas
- Vampires
- Crab People