"You're too late Sonic. I got to the Match-Up first!"
Necropantser vs Suction Cup Man is an off-season AidenRulz0828 Production of DEATH BATTLE! featuring The Necropantser from Wrestling Empire against Suction Cup Man from Piemations.
Description[]
Wrestling Empire vs Piemations.
Interlude[]
Haiden: Necropantser, the wrestler that impacted the Death Battle Fanon.
Speedy: Suction Cup Man, the immortal tower climber.
WIP
Necropantser kills off DEATH BATTLE with a subway[]
TBA
DEATH BATTLE isn't killing Suction Cup Man anytime soon.[]
(Cue: Suction Cup Man Theme Song)
Haiden: So the story of the past. A guy attempted to climb the Trump Tower with nothing but Suction Cups, yet was pulled away through the window on the 26'th Floor. 2 Months later, a youtuber by the name Piemations created a fan-animation labeled Suction Cup Man. That's it.
Background[]
- Name: Suction Cup Man
- Height: 5'6"
- Weight: ???
- Age: ???
- Gender: Male
- Species: Human
Speedy: This guy has done it all! Climbed towers, escaped hell, literally anything! So let's go through this guy like how Dave and Bambi did in the Season 1 Finale.
Arsenal[]
- Guitar
- Harmonica
- Parachute
- Climbing-Grade Suction Cups
- Grappling Hook
- Glue
- Bandages
- Ladder
- Vacuum Cleaner
- Duct Tape
- Pickaxes
- ... no.
Haiden: So let's start off with this guy's weaponry. Suction Cup Man has a guitar, which he can use in various scenarios like... singing to Kim Jong-Un after disarming their missile. He has a harmonica for that exact same reason. He has a parachute which allows him to glide from various places, and his Climbing Grade Suction Cups. These things allowed him to scale anything. From Guy Business' tower, to Kim Jong-Un's missile, to another tower that led to SPACE, to a wizard's tower, to a court room, and then he got them taken away but he did get them back.
Speedy: He also has various other climbing tools. He has a Grappling Hook, Some glue which ripped the palms off of his hands, some bandages which he used to heal his hands, a ladder, a Vacuum Cleaner which actually worked for a while until it got unplugged, some duct tape, a pickaxe which just shattered the window and similar Suction Cups shaped like private parts, so let's now move on to this guy's abilities.
Abilities[]
- Can breath in space
- Semi-Immortality
- Regeneration
- Hammerspace
- Fourth-Wall Awareness
Haiden: Suction Cup Man was casually able to breathe in space as shown in the theme song. He was even able to scream the f word. He has Semi-Immortality being able to survive bullets from a police man, falling a deadly height, and even climb out of hell! He can easily regenerate as shown in Suction Cup Man 4 where he regenerated his palms in almost an instant. He has hammerspace being able to pull his guitar out of thin air, and he apparently has fourth-wall awareness... when was that?
Feats[]
- Climbed out of hell
- Ripped off part of a missile
- Climbed to Outer Space
- Easily survived falls that would kill ordinary humans
- Climbed a missile and disarmed it
- Can come back from being turned into a plushie
- Can survive ripping the palms off of his hands
- Dodged lasers from Satan
- Survived bullets
Speedy: Starting off, Suction Cup Man was able to climb out of hell. He ripped off a piece of metal, which would take about 150 tons of force. They climbed to Outer Space in a matter of seconds, which meant Suction Cup Man was climbing at over 80 kilometers per hour. They had easily survived falls from a tower. They climbed a missile, which was moving at a speed of 15000 miles per hour, and disarmed it. They can come back from a true fate worse than death: Being turned into a marketable plushie. They can easily survive ripping the palms off of their hands, and did, which means Suction Cup Man pulled at a force of 100 pounds per square inch.
Haiden: They also dodged lasers, which move at the speed of light, and survived bullets, which move at a speed of 2600 feet per second.
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Doesn't fight opponents, would rather taunt
- Arrogant
- Heavily relies on Suction Cups
- Lost a court case against Guy Business
Speedy: And even with these obvious weaknesses, Suction Cup Man can't be killed, and will climb all that stands in his way.
Suction Cup Man: So we're teaming up! Hey I wrote you a song!
Satan: Get off that WALL!
Suction Cup Man: It goes a little something like this:
Suction Cup Man would start playing his guitar, but Satan fired a laser, knocking it out of SCM's hands.
Suction Cup Man: WOAH! Hey!