Description[]
RWBY vs Fairy Tail! These two fire brawlers fight for their friends, and for fun but in a battle to the death, only one can come out alive.
Interlude[]
Kirby: Fire. It is an element that endangers the people around us. It's also a rival to ice.
Sheepboi: But these two have fire, and have Ice power friends.
Kirby: Yang Xiao Long, the huntress from Becon acadomy.
Sheepboi: And Natsu, Fairy Tail's dragon slayer.
Kirby: I'm Kirby and he's Sheepboi (My best friend). And it's our job to mesure their weapons, armour, and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Natsu[]
Kirby: Natsu Dragneel lived an ordinary life in a small town in the state of Fiore with his brother. Everything went fine. The end.
Sheepboi: BUUUT that didn't happen and instead, Natsu's town was slaughtered by dragons, who killed everyone, INCLUDING him.
Kirby: EXEPT his brother: Zeref. Zeref walked the earth and became a scholar at . . . school?
Sheepboi: More like a university, but yeah. Zeref became obsessed with the connection between life and death, so much so, he was punished by, welp who knows. His punishment? A curse that would kill anything he loved.
Kirby: And he was immortal. So Zeref walked the earth and learned dark magic, becomming a live super weapon.
Sheepboi: However, since he was immortal he also kinda wanted to die. So he made beings called Etherious, but still, none could do the job. Until he made the one. The one that could E.N.D it all.
Kirby: That pun "sucked".
Sheepboi: Oh shut up. The "Kirby sucked" pun is old.
Kirby: Nope. It never will be.
Sheepboi: Anyways after many, MANY, MMAANNYY tries Zeref got to Natsu. Who was now E.N.D, Etherious Natsu Dragneel.
Kirby: Cuz he's gonna E.N.D his brother, eh?
Sheepboi: Just stop . . . so yeah Natsu was meant to bring about the end of Zeref's life, but because he was still young, he needed a dad-
Kirby: Or mom-
Sheepboi: That could be his guardain, and also teach him how to kill I guess.
Kirby: So the obvious choise was a giant lizard than is very destructive.
*Cuts to Godzilla*
Kirby: No not you, although it shoulda been you.
*Cuts to Natsu with Igneel*
Kirby: Yeah you!
Sheepboi: Igneel was a dragon, that watched over Natsu and taught him . . . Fire DragonSlayer magic.
Kirby: Cuz we all know, if your adopted child is a demon and human hybrid, make a tribrid and teach him to kill dragons.
Sheepboi: Jokes aside, Natsu was taught to read and write by Igneel, they kinda did everything together. Then Igneel sent him four hundred years into the future.
Kirby: And he was soon adopted (Again) by the Fairy Tail guild.
Sheepboi: Being a dragonslayer, Natsu holds immense power. He can dodge lightning from Laxus, and match fellow guild members Erza and Gray. Gray once froze the entirty of Fiore and Erza destroyed a huge metor.
Kirby: He's done battle with Gray, Erza, other dragonslayers, and even Zeref. And he's come out top of all of them.
Sheepboi: Natsu is incredibly strong, and if one of his friends is endangered he WILL protect them. Which leads us to his weaknesses.
Kirby: Natsu is more brawn over brains and again if his friends are endangered he risks himself to help them. And when we say Natsu is brawn of brawn we mean it.
Sheepboi: Yeah, Natsu is REALLY DUMB. Like REALLY DUMB. He also can only replenish his magic by eating fire, and he can't eat his own.
Kirby: Even then however, he has more forms. Like his Fire Dragon Lightning mode, where he uses lightning to enhace his powers, and Fire Dragon King mode, where he just gets more powerful.
Sheepboi: And don't forget Dragon Force mode. In this state Natsu's powers grow beyond even Fire Dragon King and he can beat a Fairy Heart powered Zeref. And he literally beat the Fairy Heart out of Zeref.
Kirby: He also has his E.N.D form, where he cuts loose and goes back to being a killer Etherious, not caring about a thing.
Sheepboi: BUT his weaknesses still apply here, and they drain more magic power. But if considering he still beat Fairy Heart Zeref, I think I'd stay the hell away from Natsu Dragneel.
Natsu: I'm all fired up!
Yang[]
Sheepboi: Yang Xiao Long was a child born to Raven Brawen and Yaiyang Xiao Long. At an early age her mother abandoned her, and her father became romanticly involved with Summer Rose.
Kirby: And she didn't even know Summer wasn't her mother yet. Damn!
Sheepboi: Summer was a huntres and traveled the world, doing many missions and promptly died in one of them.
Kirby: And she was like, only 5. DAMN!
Sheepboi: It was during this time she learned that Summer wasn't her birth mom.
Kirby: Question.
Sheepboi: Yeah?
Kirby: HOW IN THE WORLD DID HER BRAIN MANAGE TO PROCESS ALL OF THIS INFORMATION, I MEAN LIKE HER BIRTH MOM WAS DEAD AND HER REAL MOM WAS WHO KNOWS WHERE!
Sheepboi: Who knows Kirby. Who knows.
Kirby: Aight we gotta get back to the script now. So Yang traveled, well everywhere, searching for her missing mother, and eventually came to Becon Acadamy.
Sheepboi: Being a huntress Yang has two golden gauntlets on her arms, and because everyone has a gun of some sort hers are not only melee weapons, they're able to fire shotgun bullets.
Kirby: Ah, the world of RWBY. Gotta raiper? It shoots element attacks. Gotta nun-chuck? Its gun. Got a baseball bat? It's somehow a goddamn bazooka.
Sheepboi: *Sigh* Well Yang was insane strength, being able to punch a giant robot and destroy it in one go. Although this was more than likely thanks to her sembalence; Burn.
Kirby: Sembalemce is something most people have in the RWBY universe, it can do numerous things and Yang's takes in the hit, and dishes back out all the power of it, and then some.
Sheepboi: Yeah and Yang is no slouch in duribility as well. In a food fight (Of all things) she was hit into the air and didn't come down for about one hundred seconds, enough time to reach terminal velocity. So she landed with 50 tons of force.
Kirby: And she got up just fine!
Sheepboi: However like all people she has weeknesses. First of all she can be tired out, and has been beaten by foes who did. Second of all she is less adaptable against kicking opponents. And third of all she's not the brightest tool in the shed.
Kirby: And her Sembalence doesn't negate pain or make her unable to be hurt, she still feels the pain and still gets hurt by the attacks than landed on her. But hey unless I could hit with 50 tons of force, I'd stay away from Yang Xiao Long.
Yang: And I always kick my semesters off with a YANG!
Pre Death Battle[]
Person: Ah the nice cool air and the magnificent summer bre-
*Sound of a door being kicked down*
Person: Wait who's there?
Sheepboi: YOU WILL NARE- Oh nevermind, bye.
*Sound of door closing*
Person: What . . . the fuck was that?
Random forest . . .
Sheepboi is on a green hill, looking at the mountain and forest in the distantce.
Sheepboi: How am I going to get Yang and Natsu to fight?
???: Hi.
Sheepboi: Who are yo- wait Nastu and Happy?
Natsu: Yep. Gotta go now.
*They walk away*
Sheepboi: Back to brainstor- OH MY GOD I GOT IT!
A few hours later, in a forest next to a mountain . . .
Yang Xiao Long was walking in the forest when she saw her target. A cat Grim, fishing by the lake in a clearing. So the random round knight was right, there WAS a blue cat Grim around here, and aperently he was dangerous.
*Flashback*
Sheepboi: Yang Xiao Long?
Yang: Yeah.
Sheepboi: There is a cat Grim around these woods, very unfriendly, attacked me it did. Just wondering, could you . . . kill it?
Yang: Ummm . . . sure.
Sheepboi: (Thinking) The strings have been pulled, hahahahahahahahahaha! Soon this Death Battle will start! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A few hours later, A.K.A the presant time
Yang aimed her fist and shot the Ember Celica . . .
Only to have the bullet grabbed by the OTHER contestant.
"Hey! No one hurts my friends and gets away with it."
"Sorry, this Grim is going down."
"Grim?"
DEATH BATTLE!!![]
Yang ran at Natsu and punched him in the face, knocking him backwards. She then rushed him with a flurry of punches, hitting him evrywhere. She then finished it off with a chest hit, but he raised his arms in an X style block, succesfully blocking the attack. Yang smirked and the two began clashing fists. Left arm met right arm and right arm met left arm, the two combatants then prepared one last punch to end the clash, Yang using a left and Natsu using a right. Natsu and Yang's fists met and created a shockwave, knocking back Happy, who was about to eat a fish.
Yang lept back and shot bullets at Natsu, who avoided all of them and uppercutted her. He then lept back and used a-
Natsu: Fire Dragon Roar!
Yang (Who was falling down) got a direct hit, searing her like a chicken nugget. However after the attack ended she just got back up and shot more bullets. Natsu just grabbed them mid-air and dropped them to the ground.
Yang: You're good.
Natsu: Flattery doesn't work on me pal.
The two went back to trading blows, no one getting the upper hand, until Natsu's stomach rumbled.
Natsu: Dang. I need to get back to the guild.
Yang: Hungry huh? Will a knuckle sandwich do for you?
Yang struck the dragonslayer in the chest, who was caught off guard due to his hunger. He was sent flying through many trees, destroying all of them.
Yang: I guess that sandwich did solve your hunger. Haha!
She then turns her attention onto Happy who just looks at her.
Happy: Dang it Natsu. I didn't even get a fish.
Yang: And you won't be getting one ever again.
Happy attempts to dodge the bullets flying at him and at first does, but then Yang began shooting more rapidly. Happy couldn't do anything before getting hit square in the chest, knocking him out and sending him into the lake he was fishing in. Right has Natsu came back. He saw happy floating in the water, and Yang's gauntlets.
Natsu: NO ONE HURTS HAPPY.
Lightning surrounded him and he entered his Fire Dragon Lightning mode. In responce Yang's sembalence kicked in. They looked at each other and ran straight at each other.
Sembalence Vs Lightning![]
The two combatants ran into each other, causing them both to stumble a bit before getting shaking their head and clashing fists. Natsu lept back back after a while and shot a Fire Dragon Roar, Yang lepy back herself and shot some bullets, which were incinerated at soon as they touched the Fire Dragon Roar. Yang cartwheeled out of the way, and shot some more bullets at Natsu. Natsu started to shoot another attack, but the bullets hit first, causing him to miss and fire into the sky.
Natsu: Hmmmm . . . (Thinking) How do I hit her?
However Yang had disappered into the woods, hoping to sneak attack Fairy Tail's DragonSlayer. But it's really hard to sneak attack someone who's sense of smell is even better than a dogs. As Yang's fist was going to hit Natsu's back he ran backflipped, landing behind the Huntress. But Yang did a full 180 punch, hitting him in the gut. Natsu stumbled back, but had a quick recovery, and ran after Yang, who was headed for Happy. She jumped into the air and prepare to shoot the Blue Cat when she was tackled. The DragonSlayer jumped high into the sky, and used his-
Natsu: CRIMSON LOTUS EXPLODING FLAME BLADE!
The Yellow Huntress below the attack looked at the attack coming her way, but couldn't do anything as the attack landed on her, causing an explosion. Natsu hit the ground. The attack had left him dry. He looked around at the burning forest. He sure was gonna get in trouble for this. So to cover it up he ate all of the flames. He then grabbed Happy. He saw the dead trees and Yang's limp body, but she tried to harm his friend, and for that she paid the price. He didn't mean to kill her. He just did.
Results[]
Kirby: And that kids is why you never, FUCKING NEVER mess with Natsu's friends.
Sheepboi: It shouldn't be a suprise that Natsu won. I mean he easily had the advantage in every single catagory. Advantages Yang holds:
Yang:
- Nothing lol
Sheepboi: And here's the ones Natsu holds:
- Everything lol
Sheepboi: Yeah As far as strength goes Natsu outclasses her, HARD. One can destroy a robot, the other can match someone who was WEAKENED and still destroyed a MUCH LARGER Metorite. Clear difference.
Kirby: With this amount of power Yang's sembalence ain't holdin out for too long. And for speed Natsu has dodged Laxus's lightning, which should put him at 270,000 miles per hour. While some people in the RWBY universe have dodge bullets, in terms of speed that's nothing like lightning.
Sheepboi: And Natsu's pretty crafty. At least when he needs to be. To be fair I don't know much about RWBY, but even if I did, it wouldn't change anything. Natsu has higher everything, besides maybe Intelligence but that's not really gonna do Yang any favors in this fight anyways.
Kirby: Looks like the Huntress became the Hunted.
Sheepboi: The winner is Natsu Dragneel.
Post Death Battle[]
If Yang dies:
Ruby ran around the forest. She was pretty sure she had seen an explosion somewhere around here, she just couldn't find it. Plesantly annoyed, she ran into a clearing, and saw it. A limp Yang, on the ground, not breathing, and her heart not beating. Ruby looked around, she saw no one, so she did what any person with emotions would do; she cried.
A few hours later . . .
Ruby returned to her friends, holding Cresant Rose in one hand, while dragging her sister in the other. The other members of team RWBY simply gasped, dumbstruck. A few minutes later they grieved and cried. It was a sad day for all. But Ruby told the team that she found footprints in the clearing where Yang was found.
Nearly two weeks later . . .
Team RWBY walked into a town. A large building could be seen and on it where the words "Fairy Tail" . . .
Next Time[]
Two tiny pink round feet are walking forward . . . two big yellow feet are doing the same . . . Nintendo's rivals to Mario.
Poyo!
Bwahahaha!