Summary[]
Assassination Classroom vs Akuma no Riddle! Two blue haired assassins who get their genders confused by others face off! Will the student of Koro-Sensei clap Tokaku’s chances of winning or will the protector of Haru live on to fight another day?
Prelude[]
Kammi: Assassins. They can strike a target down when they least expect it. They are masters of stealth, combat, and killing.
Luke: And some of them are also traps and reverse traps. Take these two for example.
Kammi: Nagisa Shiota, the badass Shota and student of Koro-Sensei.
Luke: And Tokaku Azuma, the dying heiress of the Azuma clan and protector of Haru. She’s Kammi and I’m Luke!
Kammi: And together, we’ll analyze their powers, weapons, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Nagisa Shiota[]
Kammi: There have been many bad parents in the world of anime. Endeavor, Ragyo Kiryuin, Shao Tucker...
Luke: Please don’t say his name again. I hate that chimera making bastard with every fiber of my being.
Kammi: Understandable. However, Nagisa Shiota’s mother, Hiromi Shiota, was one of the worst.
Luke: She basically forced Nagisa to wear girl clothes, while occasionally abusing him, physically and mentally. All because she wanted to make him live the life she wanted. I kinda understand why he went to Class 3-E due to poor grades.
Kammi: Luckily, one person turned Nagisa’s life around for the better. And by person, I mean unkillable humanoid octopus that wants to teach Class 3-E Before he blows up the planet.
Luke: Yeah. Despite the “threatening to the the planet” thing, Koro-Sensei was actually a pretty good teacher. Heck, he acted as a better parent than his students’ ACTUAL PARENTS.
Kammi: Despite his kindness towards his students, he trained them so they would have the skills to kill him before graduation. And Nagisa picked up a lot of tricks.
Luke: Most notably, his incredible skills in assassination. He is pretty observant, even taking notes of Koro’s weaknesses. And he is incredibly stealthy, be able to sneak up behind highly trained assassins, including Karasuma, one of the most highly skill fighters in the series.
Kammi: There’s also his bloodlust, which he actually got from his mom. He can immobilize and scare other assassins, even highly trained ones. He also developed the ability to read people's expressions, intentions, and most of their actions' reasons. He can even tell when a person is lying. In fact, it evolved to being able to sense a person's state of mind, which is usually called wavelengths.
Luke: He’s also an expert marksman, being the seventh best in his entire class. He can also use the kiss of death, which is apparently strong enough to incapacitate an tentacle-empowered, bloodlusted Kaede Kayano in 15 “hits”.
Kammi: He can also control emotions via using his wavelength reading ability. But his most powerful and notable ability is one that was taught to him by the Hitman Lovro.
Luke: The Nekodamashi Clap is a powerful technique, capable of paralyzing even some of the greatest fighters in his universe. He usually has to time it at just the right moment for it to work. If the wavelengths get erratic, then the Nekodamshi will not work, such as when Karma bit his own tongue to avoid being stunned.
Kammi: However, he doesn’t just have many abilities. He also has pretty incredible feats. His most impressive feats however, are his speed.
Luke: Before we get into this, I just wanna say that Koro-Sensei is way above Mach 20. His first feats alone prove this. Heck, there are even feats that will make Koro Sub-Relativistic. But we’ll get to that later.
Kammi: Nagisa has some of the same feats his classmates have, such as being able to move faster than eyesight, dodging baseball bat swings, traveling across cities by jumping across rooftops, etc.
Luke: But his best feats are the ones he did himself, such as blitzing Ryoma and saving Kayona from an attempted blitz. Why does this matter? Well, both Ryoma and Kayano have reacted and caught attacks from other tentacled beings!
Kammi: And after doing some calculations, we found that Nagisa must have moved at Mach 29 to Mach 150!
Luke: Hah! Looks like Sonic the hedgehog has some competition for the blue haired speedster title!
Kammi: No he doesn’t. Anyways, next up is strength. While most may call Nagisa weak, his strength is kind of inconsistent. Sometimes, he gets restrained by two girls. Other times, he can put Karma into a choke hold.
Luke: Karma himself is able to one shot Ryoma, who caught a tentacle from an enraged Itona and even harmed him slightly. Itona was able to slice through trees, destroy tanks and jets, decimate semi-trailer trucks, and destroy store fronts! Karma himself smashed a hotel window with a potted tree, harmed and causally restrained Grip (who could crush skulls), and tear apart a teacher’s office in a fit of rage.
Kammi: Speaking of, he took several hits from a semi-serious Karma, who brought Ryoma to his knees with a single, causal knee to the gut. He also causally tanked a explosion from Korosensei, which was calculated to be 952.5 Tons of TNT!
Luke: Yep! He wasn’t even trying and he brought Ryoma down with a single hit. Meanwhile, not even several, semi-serious blows to the gut was able to incapacitate Nagisa.
Kammi: He even took a full on beating from Taokaka, who one shotted two of Nagisa’s classmates. The most notable is Maehara, who was able to restrain Karma with the help of Isogai, as well as catching and taking kicks from Okano, who one shotted full grown men. However, his best durability feat is when he and his entire class were completely fine after getting hit by the Reaper, in both of his forms. Sure, they were one shotted, but they weren’t really injured either.
Luke: Nagisa is definitely a powerhouse and a tank despite his more feminine physique. But like all characters, he has his flaws. Nagisa can grow reckless or lack foresight during combat while focusing on his target, and opponents with bloodlust that exceeds Nagisa's own are not affected in the slightest.
Kammi: Also, some of his best durability feats come from his P.E clothing, which will be given to him, along with a real knife, gun, and stun gun.
Luke: Because it’s not really fair that one fighter has weapons that don’t kill while the other one does.
Kammi: Anyways, 5 years after successful assassinating Koro-Sensei, Nagisa became a teacher like the octopus before him.
Luke: Nagisa has really earned the title of the new God of Death.
Nagisa: "Anything can be a sword if you polish it enough."
Tokaku Azuma[]
Kammi: Tokaku Azuma was the heiress of the Azuma family, a well known family of assassins that existed since ancient times. She was raised to be an assassin by her grandmother’s, even though Tokaku’s aunt didn’t want her to be raised like that.
Luke: Unfortunately, that same aunt got treated like a disgrace by the rest of the family. Ouch.
Kammi: Sooner or later, she enrolled in Myōjō Academy, a place full with only girls. There, she entered a competition to kill a girl named Haru Ichinose.
Luke: Wait, who? Who are you talking abou-
Luke: ....She looks so adorable.
Kammi: Tokaku could understand how you’re feeling, because she ended up falling in love with her and protecting her from the other assassins.
Luke: Who would want to kill someone like Haru? A monster, that’s what. Anyways, Tokaku definitely has the abilities to protect her new girlfriend, such as superhuman smell, incredible combat skill, superhuman attributes, and can basically use any weapon she can get her hands on.
Kammi: Speaking of weapons, her weapon of choice are knives that can be used for throwing, blocking larger weapons, slicing through a person’s body, etc.
Luke: She also has a freaking stun gun in her shoe, perfect for surprise attacks. She also uses a Walther PPQ, a semi-automatic .45 caliber gun. She also has a katana, because katanas make you more badass.
Kammi: Speaking of badass, she has shown to be capable of amazing feats. For strength, she is able to fight evenly against other assassins, even breaking the neck of one. She’s also superior to Haru, who was able to tear apart Sumireko's joints. Sumireko herself is able to punch through walls and upscales to people who torn down walls. She even took ten grenades to the face!
Luke: She also managed to blitz other assassins, dodge gunfire, tank a three story fall, and survive a chandelier falling on her. This is all pretty impressive, but Tokaku isn’t the best. She is lacking in experience despite her skill. She also doesn’t really like killing people, simply deciding to incapacitate them.
Kammi: But in the end, Tokaku, Haru, and everyone else survived until graduation.
Luke: Really? That’s all?
Kammi: Pretty much.
Luke: Huh. Kind of a boring ending, but it’s still good.
Kammi: Either way, few should even think about harming Haru with her guardian at her side.
Tokaku: It’s not balanced. Why should so many sacrifice their lives in exchange for one?
Pre Death Battle[]
Kammi: Alright the combatants are set! Let’s end this debate once and for all!
Luke: It’s time for a Death Battle!!!!!!
Death Battle[]
Myōjō Academy
"You remember the mission, Gender?"
A redheaded boy with golden eyes wearing a blazer lets out a demonic, yet comedical looking smirk while staring at a petite-framed boy with blue hair and azure eyes. They were Karma Akabane and Nagisa Shiota. They were entering another school to complete a mission assigned to them by a certain octopus-like creature. Nagisa sighs hearing his codename. "I wish you would stop calling me that..."
Karma chuckles in response. "You know that's never gonna happen, right?" Nagisa lets out a groan as Karma continues to chuckle. "Anyways, we're supposed to recruit a student in this academy." They began walking toward the entrance of the building. "Yeah. I think her name is Tokaku Azuma. Apparently, she’s a heiress to a whole family of assassins." Karma stated as they walked inside.
“Really? Maybe she can help us kill Koro-“ Then, Nagisa unknowingly bumps into someone, causing him to stumble back a bit. "Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there." Nagisa said before looking up at the person. It was a girl with blue hair and eyes, which were a different hue from Nagisa's own. She was wearing a white short sleeved collar shirt with a plaid tie, a plaid skirt and tall light brown boots. Nagisa and Karma both realized that this was the girl they were recruiting: Tokaku Azuma.
“It’s alright.”, Tokaku said to Nagisa with a somewhat emotionless stare. Karma looks at Tokaku curiously. “Aren’t you the girl that we were supposed to recruit?”, he said to the heiress, who raises an eyebrow.
“Recruit?’, she said to both of them curiously. “Well...we were hoping to recruit you into Class 3-E so that you could help kill our teacher.” Nagisa explained to the heiress, who became even more confused.
“And who is this teacher?”, Tokaku asked.
“Well...It’s better if I explained it to you in class 3-E.”, Nagisa replied, making Tokaku even more skeptical.
“I’m sorry, but I won’t come with you. I have a target of mine to deal with already.”, she said to them, as Nagisa lets out a sigh of disappointment. Then, Karma began walking up to Tokaku.
“Hey, come on Tokaku. If you would just come with us, we can tell you everything you need to-” Suddenly, Karma was hit in the face with a right hook from Tokaku, causing him to stumble backwards a bit. This left Nagisa in shock and surprise. “Karma! Are you okay?!’, he asked his red headed classmate. However, Karma wasn’t really affected by the punch as he chuckles, causing Tokaku to gasp softly in surprise.
“Heh...That all you got?”, Karma said to her mockingly. However, before she got to throw another punch, she notices a knife by swung at her from the corner of her eye. She jumps back to avoid it, and realizes that Nagisa was holding the knife. Karma looks at Nagisa and raises an eyebrow.
“I’m not coming with you, no matter how much you or your friend are going to ask me”, Tokaku said to Nagisa, who glared at Tokaku. “You attacked my friend! And because he only said that he could explain everything if you would just come with us!”, Nagisa replied to Tokaku, with clear anger and annoyance in his voice.
”You should leave now...before I kill you.”, Tokaku threatened, as a similar amount of anger was heard in her voice. Karma lets out a sigh. “Come on, Nagisa. Let’s go-“
“I’m not leaving.”, Nagisa replied, causing Karma to raise an eyebrow in surprise.
“So, you made you choice....”, Tokaku said as she pulls out three knives as Nagisa prepares himself to fight.
Tokaku starts the battle by throwing the three knives at her opponent, but the blue haired Class 3-E assassin causally dodged the knives as he ran towards her.
”He’s fast...”, Tokaku thought as she barely dodges a knife swing from Nagisa. She punches him in the stomach, causing Nagisa to reel back a bit and cough.
“Damn! That hurts...Felt like being punched by Karma...”, he thought to himself as he noticed his opponent pulling out a handgun and firing at him. He begins to duck and dodge each bullet coming towards him before taking cover behind a wall. The Myōjō Academy students attempt to follow Nagisa and continue attacking him, but she immediately notices that he’s not there anymore.
”What? Where could he have gone?” Tokaku began to go and check in any room he may have gone to. However, as she was about to open the door to the first room she saw, she smelled something. This caused her to immediately take out a knife and swing it at whatever was behind her. Tokaku´s blade clashed against a combat knife wielded by Nagisa, who was just barely a foot away from cutting her back. What surprised Tokaku was the speed and force of Nagisa´s attempted attack.
¨Such speed...¨, Tokaku thought to herself, before noticing a jumping away from another knife swing from Nagisa. Nagisa charges at Tokaku, as she takes out another knife. Both of their blades clashed, creating sparks in the air. They began blocking, dodging, and clashing with their blade, trying to hit the other or knock the blade out of their opponent's hand.
And soon enough, one of their blades was knocked out of their hands. With a single kick, Nagisa kicked one of the knives out of Tokaku´s hand, before immediately knocking Tokaku´s other knife away with his own. Tokaku was shocked by this, before noticing Nagisa preparing to stab her with his knife. Thinking quickly, she dodges and lands a punch on Nagísa´s jaw, disorientating him for a brief moment.
¨Ow….¨, he thought to himself as he turned his attention back to Tokaku, who was just in the midst of landing another punch. Nagisa catches the blow and delivers his own, causing Tokaku to stumble back a bit. Tokaku growled in pain and annoyance, as both combatants stared each other down, anger and determination etched on their faces. Mere seconds later, both began to exchange blows that the human eye couldn't comprehend. However, Tokaku could feel herself being slowly overwhelmed by the slowly growing speed of her opponent.
¨Guh! Is the speed of his punches increasing?! I need to think of something.¨, Tokaku thought to herself before realizing something. She suddenly kicked Nagisa in his leg, causing him to groan in pain. However, the pain Nagisa felt wasn't over yet as he felt a shocking feeling through his body. This was due to a stun gun hidden in her shoe. After letting out a yelp of agony, he falls to the ground. Tokaku pants for a bit, staring at her seemingly unconscious opponent. Then, after checking to see if her opponent was truly knocked out, she then brandishes another weapon: a katana. Walking slowly towards Nagisa, she raised the blade upwards, intent on beheading Nagisa.
¨You should have quit when you had the chance...¨, She said in a menacing tone. But before she could bring the blade down onto her opponent's neck, she heard something that made her blood run cold.
¨Enough...¨
Nagisa begins to stand back up, as his opponent was frozen in fear. His bangs were covering his eyes as he had his head down, but a dark purple aura surrounded him. What caused Tokaku to stumble back however, was when he was finally staring at her again.
Rage. Pure rage and anger could be seen in his now dull eyes as a massive snake appearing from Nagisa´s equally massive aura. Tokaku simply stared at Nagisa in terror, as if she's staring directly at Death itself.
¨WHA-What is this?!¨, she shouted. Nagisa made no reply as he looked at his combat knife, and picked it up off the ground. Tokaku´s fear magnified as she began to think ¨Is this it? Am I going to die here? Was I too weak? Too weak to protect Haru?”
This thought caused her to stand motionless for a moment...before clenching her fists in anger. This surprised the Class 3-E assassin as Tokaku pointed the Katana at him.
¨I won't join you...and I won't die here! There is someone at this school that I will protect, no matter the cost. No matter what tricks you can throw at me… I won't fall here!¨
Nagisa lets out a small gasp hearing the Bodyguard of Haru´s speech, before tilting his head down again. Suddenly, his bloodlust was gone, leaving Tokaku confused for a bit as she kept her eyes on Nagisa. But then something else happened that confused her even more.
¨...We should finish this already¨, said Nagisa, with an oddly calm smile on his face. Tokaku wanted to question Nagisa´s smile, but she became even more focused on taking him down. She charges at him, ready to swing her katana at his neck. Nagisa...simply walked towards her, as if he was simply walking to school. Soon enough, Tokaku was about a meter away from Nagisa, she prepared to swing her sword at him. Time seemed to have slowed down to a near halt as this happened. As Tokaku´s blade was nearing Nagisa's head, the pigtail wearing boy simply sidestepped the blade, with so much ease it was like he dodged a turtle. Before Tokaku could react, Nagisa suddenly lets go of his blade and positioned both of his hands in front of Tokaku´s face, before….
CLAP!
He unleashes a powerful clap, one that completely stunned his foe. Tokaku couldn't move. Heck, she couldn't even process what happened. The last she saw was a smiling Nagisa, before her vision went dark.
…
¨Guh!¨
Tokaku opened her eyes. She looked around and saw that she was sitting on a desk in the middle of an empty classroom. She began wondering how she got here, before seeing a letter on the desk she was sitting in. She opened it and saw that it was an apology letter from Nagisa, who wanted to say sorry for bothering her and attacking her, as well as that he didn't know about Haru either. The message ends with, ¨I hope we can talk to each other again!¨
Tokaku sighs and lets out a smile, before putting the letter in her pocket before running out of the classroom to find Haru.
Results[]
Luke: Aw, well´s that was a nice ending.
Kammi: Far better than anyone dying. Speaking of shall we go to the results?
Luke: Sure. For those of you who thought that this battle would be fair or would be in Tokaku´s favor….Yeah…
Kammi: Nagisa takes almost every single advantage in this match. Starting off with speed, Tokaku could dodge gunfire and blitz other assassins probably capable of similar feats. So she should be around Supersonic to Hypersonic.
Luke: Which...Nagisa completely destroys with ease. He scales to his other classmates, who can reach speeds of up to Mach 30 to Mach 430, meaning at his best, Nagisa is over 143 times faster than Tokaku!
Kammi: Tokaku´s scales to Haru, who harmed Sumireko, who tanked ten grenades exploding at her, which is about 10 million joules of energy. However, Nagisa is…
Luke: About 398,526 times stronger and tougher than that, thanks to tanked Korosensei´s absolute defense explosion and harmed his classmates who also tanked it. Oh, and did I mention that some of his classmates were ill as it happened?
Kammi: Skill was not on her side either. Even though Tokaku should have more experience as an Assassin than Nagisa, it doesn't matter since Nagisa not only took down or helped take down some of the greatest fighters in his verse, Korosensei himself stated that he and his classmates were better than all the world's armies combined!
Luke: Okay, dang. Does Tokaku have any advantage?
Kammi: Well, she could likely sniff out wherever Nagisa was hiding, has better weaponry, and may be more willing to go in for the kill…but that's it.
Luke: Wow. Like, do we even need to talk about Nagisa's bloodlust and Stun clap?
Kammi: No, but we made it this far so let's keep going. Firstly, Tokaku has nothing to deal with Nagisa's bloodlust, which is basically Assassination Classroom´s verison of Nen crush. It can paralyze people, create illusions, and cause opponents to go insane. Nagisa's bloodlust may be the most powerful in the series. He has managed to scare Karasuma into self defense, caused Taokaka to go insane, and it even hid Kayano´s bloodlust for years. Keep in mind that this is Kayano when she still had her tentacles, and she managed to match Korosensei in combat!
Luke: So, Nagisa's bloodlust is greater than that of a Town busting actress with tentacles….As if Tokaku wasn't screwed before. Anyways the Stun Clap was the finally and probably ultimate nail in the coffin. He can simply paralysis her or even knock her out by disrupting her mind´s wavelengths. She has no way around this at all, especially since it even affect Craig Hojou, the strongest non tentacle having human in the freaking series! He could also manipulate Tokaku´s emotions or knock her out...with a kiss...
Kammi: Tokaku Azuma was a deadly and powerful fighter in her own right, but Nagisa´s...everything was more than enough to allow him to take the win.
Luke: You could say that Nagisa ¨clapped¨ Tokaku´s chances of victory.
Kammi: ….
Luke: What?
Kammi: ....The Winner is Nagisa Shiota.
Luke: Why did you get quiet?
Advantages and disadvantages[]
Nagisa Shiota:
++MASSIVE AP/Dura Advantage
++MASSIVE Speed Advantage
++Far more skilled
++Bloodlust and Stun Clap are insta-wins
++Can simply manipulate her emotions to stop her from fighting
++Kissing technique would also be extremely effective
-Less Experience
-Less willing to kill
-Stealth is countered by Tokaku´s sense
-Worse weaponry
Tokaku Azuma:
+Counters Stealth with senses
+More experience
+More willing to kill
+Better weaponry
--Gets one shotted HARD
--Gets blitzed HARD
--Is utterly screwed by bloodlust and stun clap
--Can have her emotions manipulated
--Kissing technique would be extremely effective against her
Trivia[]
- Both Nagisa and Tokaku are highly trained assassins with blue hair and have appearances that causes others to confuse their gender with another. (Nagisa being called a girl despite being a boy, Tokaku being mistaken for a male despite being a girl.)
- They also want to protect someone (Nagisa wants to keep Koro-Sensei alive, while Tokaku protects Haru from the other assassins in her class.)
- Nagisa and Tokaku both have to kill the people they cared and (Nagisa had to kill Koro-Sensei and Tokaku had to kill Haru.)
- Both have tragic family related pasts.
- Both are highly skilled in assassination and close quarters combat (However, Nagisa usually attempts to end fights quickly, while Tokaku is mostly seen fighting others in close combat.)