(Notes: For this battle will be using Bastion removed abilities [Self-Repair and Configuration: Tank])
Murder Drones vs Overwatch. Welcome to a battle between two innocent biscuit like robots! Both being so nicely to people when they are calmed, however if provoked they throw away his calmaty(?) and they will go straight for you to destroy you.. so yeah! here trying to figure out which of these two cute robots can win, the smol drone boy who simps on a psycopathic robot, Serial Designation N, or the Battle Robot of the Ironclad Guild Bastion?
Intro:[]
(Cue: Invader)
Wiz: N, the socially awkwardly kind Murder Drone.
Boomstick: Bastion, the last... Bastion, now loving nature.
Wiz: The Innocence is one of the purest characteristics of humanity, although unfortunately we often to lose it throughout life, something similar happens sometimes with conscious robots.. but what would happend if that purest face, drasticaly, changes?
Boomstick: Small spoiler: We would be dead. He's Wiz and im Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor, and skills to figure out who would win a Death Battle!
N loves doing anything in DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue: Dark Samus Appears! - Metroid Prime 2: Echoes OST)
Boomstick: On and unknown year, humans found out a random planet in their solar system that wasn't found when they first created the map of the solar system. This "Exoplanet" or Copper 9 or some sh## like that, was then property of and ultimetly evil company called.. "JCJenson... IN SPAAAAACE!!!" Wait why does the name feels soo familiar?-
Boomstick: On and unknown year, humans found out a random planet in their solar system that wasn't found when they first created the map of the solar system. This "Exoplanet" or Copper 9 or some sh## like that, was then property of and ultimetly evil company called.. "JCJenson... IN SPAAAAACE!!!" Wait why does the name feels soo familiar?-
Wiz: Continuing, JCJenson is a famous company on earth, being the creators of many things like pens and other well-made quality assured products. One of these being a large group of robots called "Worker Drones."
Boomstick: With the help of those Wourker Drons- I MEAN- Worker Drones along with other human employees go to this planet to mine it for resources and takes the core to use it for biological devices.. maybe.. idk how a planet core works, actually is not explained what the humans were doing with this big thing, fortunately we know one thing that this humans did to this core and is.. explode it!
Wiz: After the humans accidentally render themselves extinct after blowing up the planet's core, it sends the planet into a winter-like apocalypse, however the remaining survivors being the Worker Drones stayed in the planet. Over passing the years those robots started gaining concience/sentience and settle the planet in the human's stead, thought this causes JCJenson to send "Murder Drones", officially known as "Disassembly Drones" to kill all the Worker Drones.
Boomstick: Actually they send 3 of those Disassembly Drones, and one of those 3 is a very known man being the incredible fear of this series.. nobody like-
*A scene triggers of N in the ground with J stomp him with his feet, as J insults N the camera goes up showing the entire appearence of her*
J: N, you're worthless and terrible, and if the company allowed it i would straight up kill you myself!
*A pause icon apears*
Boomstick: Wait a sec... isn't she N?
Wiz: No?
Boomstick: Oh god dammit seriously?!
(Cue: Murder Drones | OST - Disassembly Required)
Wiz: Serial Designation N, commonly known as N is one of the members of Serial Designation J squad and the most kind one.
Boomstick: Whatever... The guy with the boyish attitude always wants to get the job done right, and yet... no, he doesn't. He barely gets respect and the 80% of the time is insulted by his "partners" However, N disregards all his squad members' negative views and antagonizing acts towards him and constantly forgives them. He even goes as far as protecting them as shown when he went to kill Uzi before she could use her railgun to kill the Murder Drones.
*Another scene triggers of N falling to the ground after J infects him with a virus chip*
Boomstick: Dumbass.
Wiz: Theres not much known of N backstory since theres only two episodes of Murder Drones, what we can say is he was likely a waiter before transforming into a Disassembly Drone, spending his life having orders from humans in the typical rich guy house.
Boomstick: N has sort of crush on V, when she get and accident with N causing her to impact with N and make fall the stuff that she was carring, you know what? Lets skip to the interesting to avoid more spoilers, now the girl ignores completely N, even saying who is him.. Hehe.. remembers...
Wiz: Whatever. Despite al the negative opinions about N, actually he is shown to be a perfectly capable Disassembly Drone, having skillfully used his weaponry to a reasonable extent, such as having the accuracy to stab through a door control panel, along with the "Master Key" that controlled it. He also is remarkably perceptive and intelligent, having managed to spot Uzi even after she made little or even no noise, and acknowledged the threat posed by Uzi's railgun to the Murder Drones.
Boomstick: Disassembly Drones are shown capable of flight with sharped metal wings that allow him to go high speed, and can be used to cut and impale things though, and use a device that makes Disassembly Drones inmmune to EMPs tolls.
Wiz: Disassembly Drones scanner is capable of detecting other entities and objects, is also known that the scanner collects info that it seems to show the danger of the objective. Thats awesome! If only my robots would be able to process a hardware like that to use that same tecnology...
*Dummi comes out looking angrily at Wiz*
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: And if isn't enough. Those motherf###ers are capable of regenerating, He entirely took a hit from Uzi's "sick as hell railgun" in the face! And still regenerated! oh, also they got virus chips if a Disassembly Drone get "corrupted."
Wiz: If you wondered what was that thing on the end of N's tail, well, is a syringe of yellow liquid filled with highly corrosive nanites that pierce through the metal and is capable of disintegrate robotic bodies from the inside out. The only thing to take out that acid is using the saliva of Disassembly Drones wich heals the nanites if in any case they inject themselves by accident.
Boomstick: Wow.. what's nanites?
Wiz: Ugh..
Boomstick: Well, uh, N and his squad are also equipped with a BIG ASS weapon arsenal!, from having: missile launchers, laser cutting gun, hands with large bladed fingers, also a large blade, hand chainsaws, fricking machine gun hand, shurikens, and last but most important... A cannon that shoots whatever that he is thinking about! Like firing-
*Another scene triggers of N pointing V with his "mind cannon" that shoots out hearts. This makes N to freak out and hides the cannon behind his back*
N: AHH!! MY MIND IS IN A WEIRD PLACE, DON'T READ INTO THIS!!
*Then a missile shoot by V hits next to N causing it to explode*
Boomstick: This isn't what i was talking about ok?
Wiz: As we see, Disassembly Drones have showned having incredible reflexion and speed, during the battle of N and V, they fought in mid air while going at a velocity maybe 2 times more faster than sound. And thanks to it's experience in combat, managed to defeat two of his partners.
Boomstick: He also gets to resist a explosion of a missile next to him, and ANOTHER explosion from Uzi's "sick as hell railgun", that would likely.. 6 tons of TNT.. like what the heck? that railgun being soo cool and it didn't destroyed the entire building for some goddamn reason.
Wiz: Yeah.. but returning to N's actitude.. he's too innocent and oblivious sometimes, that is sort of a problem since N in a combat don't use all his power at first against his objectives, except when hunting of course.
Boomstick: Yep, he also said that the sun can kill him, like vampires! Wait- does robo-vampires exist?
Wiz: No boomstick. Thats because that the direct sunlight causes his systems to overheat, same happends when not drinking oil from the Worker Drones, and talking about systems and components. One of the components of N can also get knocked offline by strong attacks to it's head, making his scanner useless to work if is not rebooted. Just like what happend with Uzi when she shoot it's railgun to N's head and his scanner get severly broken, unable to determine and track his enemies.
Boomstick: Despite that, Disassembly Drones are no joke. And if you don't want to eat your own bowels infront your family, better run and hide, because the best of them still there.. awaiting for you to drop your guard.. and get dismantled..-
*Insert here another scene of a worker drone forgiving N for all the murder he committed, while N have a happy face after hearing that*
Boomstick: Or.. not...
N: *giggles* ...Sorry.. i really enjoy our time together.. but i can't have you shooting V with that thing.
Bastion forms a bond with DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue: ...And Overwatch For All - Overwatch OST)
Wiz: What if, in a distant future, humanity could really be able to collaborate with machines?
Boomstick: Sounds like tipical utopian sh#t, but is actually posible! With the new, brand, and brightful, "Omnic Future."
Wiz: Omnic's are humanoid model robots created by "Omnica Corporation" to boost manufacturing and create economic equality around the globe, they are said to be: better, stronger, faster, and smarter than humans. And with this, both humans and omnics have lived and coperated to achive finally a good future.
Boomstick: Yeah, but as i always said: Life is a b#tch.
Wiz: Right, the corporation was later shuted down after investigations uncovered evidence of corporate fraud. And omnics now just belonged to the United States.
Boomstick: If a life in Ohoio was already, ehem, "Normal", imagine now being a Omnic. Yep, they have been insulted, attacked and other stuff like that even when they have not showed any hostile actions towards humans, or not?. Thirty years before, the defunct omniums revolted and spawned legions of militarized robots that attacked human cities in an event called the Omnic Crisis.
Wiz: The Omnic Crisis was a rebellion by the omnics against their human creators. It has since been referred to as "one of the greatest threats to the survival of our species since the Cold War of the 20th century." It was considered a world war.
Boomstick: Most of these omnics soldiers were robotic combat units called "Bastions" forming the mother fricking bulk of omnic forces. The nations of the world sent their armed forces against the omnics, and utilized their own technologies to combat the threat. This was a war many countries thought they were prepared to fight.. and failed.
Wiz: Well, not actually every country was defeated, there were some exceptions like Russia who thanks to his BIG territory was able to made a win, same happened with other 3 countrys, like Germany, who had the Crusaders, who are basically big armored guys with rockets at his back, big hammers, and shield technology who helped other Germany soldiers during a battle near the Black Forest of Eichenwalde.
Boomstick: It was matter of time that Germany forces would able to stand against the invasion and destroy all the bastions units.
Wiz: However, one of these bastions units was damaged and shutted down during combat in the forest. It lay dormant, forgotten over a decade. And during that time, moss and weeds collected around the slumbering war machine, making it nearly unrecognizable.
Boomstick: But one day, a random Ganymede bird started to build a nest on the Bastion's right shoulder, and discovered its visual sensory screen buried beneath the moss. Ganymede roused the unit by pecking on the screen. And so, the one and only, last bastion, awoken.
(Cue: Situation Critical - Overwatch OST)
Wiz: The Bastions Siege Automaton E54 were made for peacekeeping purposes, originally created by Torbjörn Lindholm, one of the greatest weaponsmiths and engineers in the world. his belief that technology must serve a better vision for humanity put him at odds with his employers, who desired to control his weapons using networked computer intelligence. At some point he worked with the Ironclad Guild, where he worked in R&D to create the design of the E54 Bastion units.
Boomstick: But backing to this Bastion, is really diferent from all the others that were created and then fighted against humans, that's right, Robo-Hippies exist in the future, After Ganymede woke up the Bastion, for some reason started to get interested in the nature and it's animals, especially with Ganymede who made a good relationship while wandering through the forest on his way to Stuttgart.
Wiz: But while he was forming a bond with the Ganymede, he suddenly heared some very familiar sounds.. sounds that there was a battle happening... and with the fear of the Bastion controlling him, he instantly transformed into his assault mode and started firing at everything he sees in order to hit the attackers or maybe scare them away.. but when he realized what he done, it was already to late-
*Another pause icon appeards*
Boomstick: You are to dramatic Wiz, he just mistaken a woodpecker's drilling with gunfire,
Wiz: Oh come on! It was a good time to show off my true spirit besides tecnology and science, and besides, he's not the only one that mistaken a bird woodpecker's drilling with shoots..
Boomstick: It was just one time ok?!
*A corpse falls from a locker that Boomstick had over there*
Wiz: Why does that is still here?!!
Boomstick: Ugh.. i forgot to throw it to the trash.
*Boomstick grabs the corpse and take it out of screen*
Boomstick: Im back. Ahem, and speaking of gunfire. This one-eyed terminator has alot of a gunfire with him! Bastion is capable of transforming into four diferent types of forms, and also reapir itself.
Wiz: Reacon Configuration is the default mode of Bastion. Is equipped with a submachine gun arm that fires steady bursts of bullets at medium range.
Boomstick: It also shoots out a stinky grenade that bounces off walls and explodes when it hits someone or the ground.
Wiz: While in Assault Configuration, Bastion takes the form of a mini tank vehicle equipped with a powerful rotary cannon with infinite ammo that fires 30 bullets per seconds, is also useful for shred heavy armors like the one that Reinhardt uses, who is the strongest barrier in the entire overwatch team.
Boomstick: Not only that, Bastion minigun bullets are capable of pierce through big trees with ease! That's nuts!
Wiz: For a real life comparasion: the Mythbusters used a Minigun to chop down a single tree, It took less than 1 minute.
Boomstick: If a real life minigun could chop down a tree under 1 minute, imagine how strong must be Bastion minigun to destroy alot of trees in matter of seconds! That's the true dream of a lumberjack.
Wiz: Well, wait for see this now: Bastion Artillery Configuration makes him to take the form of a futuristic Mortar that launches explosive shells of a area maximum of 6.5 meters of large.
Boomstick: With that meters of large, it must be maximum: 16 tons of TNT.
Wiz: Continuing with Tank Configuration: Bastion extends wheeled treads and a powerful long-range cannon. The cannon’s fires explosive shells that demolish targets in a wide blast radius, however Bastion can only remain in this mode for a limited time, just like Assault Configuration.
Boomstick: Both Assault, Artillery and Tank mode makes Bastion inmune to headshots, and with his passive ability "Ironclad" It reduces the damage taken while being in any of these forms, except Recon mode of course.
(Cue: A Future Worth Fighting For - Overwatch OST)
Wiz: As a combat-model Omnic, Bastion should be stronger than most humans and somewhat comparable to Reinhardt. While weak, its rounds are still more than capable of downing other heroes like Junkrat, who can easily survive being at the center of an explosion that leveled a warehouse.
Boomstick: Yeah, you can think that he looks unexperienced because is a hippie-bot, but at any moment you will know how f###ed you are when his visor turns red, and if you haven't see the spanish television series called "El chavo del 8". That color means: DANGER!!
Wiz: Bastion is capable to back at his old reprograming wich makes him go hostile, such as what happened when he shoot at the trees. However this only happends when he sees or hear somthing that reminds him to the Omnic Crisis or the war he participated.
Boomstick: Hippie-Bot with severe PTSD who turns him into a mindless killing machine? Now i have seen everything.
Wiz: The problem with this is that, what Boomstick said, makes Bastion into a mindless killing machine, which could ruin the strategy he uses in combat.
Boomstick: Also, Repairing itself prevents it from using it's weapons and it also can be overwhelmed if he suffers severe damage. Configuration: Artillery makes him completely immobile, and Configuration: Tank/Configuration: Assault can only be used for a few seconds, considering to that requires some time to recharge.
Wiz: His durability is questionable through, while in the Cinematic in the part where he interface with other Bastion unit and access their memory banks and sees the remember in the plains of germany, we see one of the Bastions getting down with severe shoots, but maybe.. is just something not important, since overwatch didn't give us alot of history soo, maybe Bastion is able to resist more bullets than that other unit in the Cinematic.
Boomstick: Exactily, and since Bastion's size makes him relatively a large target, makes him more vulnerable to gunshots.
Wiz: Bastion being blinded with the rage of the war he participated, march backs at Stuttgart to attack it and do what his fallen brother's didn't do. However, Ganymede still forgive him for all the disaster Bastion commited in the forest and landed on him, offering a twig in friendship, just as Bastion had done earlier.
Boomstick: Bastion struggled with itself trying not to fall into the psychopathic version of himself, and finally became peaceful again, placing the twig onto its shoulder, turning away from Stuttgart and back to the forest with Ganymede on it's finger. Who knows what will come next for this duo, aware of a fearful humanity. But awaiting for new friends with the nature..
Torbjörn: Ugh.. For the last time, tell Ganymede my beard is not a nest!
Bastion: *Disappointed beeps*
Torbjörn: Don't you beep boop me. No is no.
Intermission:[]
Wiz: Alright! The combants are set! we've run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick: IS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Pre-Fight:[]
*The scenario takes place in a great factory in middle of a cold terrain, snow was falling, the factory seems abandoned despite the fact that some of the lights in the place were activated. On a snow covered hill, a robot with a humanoid body with neon yellow eyes and short silver hair parted on the left, a black jacket, and a tail lands on the hill looking at the factory in the distance*
N: Uhm.. are you sure is he-
*Uzi talked to N through a damaged radio that N was holding*
Uzi: Stop asking the same damn question!
N: Oh-oh! ok, im sorry for.. asking to much.
Uzi: Ugh.. yes N, is here.
N: Oh, well uhm.. im still asking how do you know about this place.
Uzi: Just a great map of this place called "Germany", is told that this factory worked for the creation of good components of machinery, one of these components should work to fix my "sick as hell railgun". Oh, also, theres some.. crazy random theories surrounding this place..
N: Uh?
Uzi: Is told that there is a big robot guardian that take cares of this place.. yeah is just a theory but if you find somthing suspicius.. you know what to do.
*N pulls up his other arm and convert it's into a cannon that shoots out a small gift*
N: Sure! I love doing anything!
*N pulls out it's wings and flies to the factory*
Meanwhile. . .
*In the interior of the factory is seen alot of snow on the ground and destroyed bodies of what seemed to be robotic soldier units and human corpses of soldiers. A small green bird flies around the place while following a big curpulent robot unit with a submachine gun arm and a cyan color visual sensory, the bird lands on the robot finger, then going into the robot shoulder. The robot was seeing the whole place pretty curious of what happened here, especially with another destroyed giant robot creature with big guns at his arms. The curious robot It senses a unknown tecnological object on the snow. Curious.. the robot crouches to be close to the object and reaches out with the intention of grabbing it, but then, the robot heared something landing, it turned behind his back to see who it was the person that made such a noise. The robot notices another robotic entity with metal sharped wings*
N: Uh..
Bastion: *confused beeps*
N: Hi sir!.. uhm.. you know something that could work for a "sick as hell railgun"?
Bastion: *more confused beeps*
N: Uh.. what?
Bastion: *showed confused about what N is saying expressing it with his head showing a sign of confusion*
N: Uh... I think I'm not understanding myself very well.. oh! i have and idea!
*N pulls up his arm and converts it into a cannon, Bastion walked back distrusting the robot*
N: Hey hey! is not something bad! I swear-
*The cannon shoots a big energy ball into the sky, the Bastion gets scared and N freaks out*
N: AH!- WAIT- Ugh, this is not what i wanted to do!
*Bastion visual sensory turns red and uses his submachine gun to shoot his A-36 Tactical Granade near N, when it explodes, N is send back to a concrete wall hurting him in the process*
N: OW!!.. ow... ow..
*Bastion visual sensory backs to a cyan colour and notices what happened*
N: That.. ugh ow.. wasn't very nice of you.. owchie.. i think is that time of the day again.
*The eyes of N becomes an X shape and gets up to get into a battle stance with his sharped knifes and pulls out his wings, while Bastion does the same pointing N with his submachine gun arm*
FIGHT![]
(Cue: Dissembly Crisis)
*Bastion dues the first attack, using his submachine gun arm to shoot at his enemy, N uses his wings to protect himself from the gunfire and approaches the other robot to attack him with his sharped hands. Bastion tries to make distance between him and N to launch another tactical granade, N uses his right wing to hit the granade and launch it back at Bastion, but this get stick in the wing and it explodes destroying it.*
N: AGH!
*Bastion rushes on him and throws N against a wall. The robotic scout gets up while his right wing regenerate. Bastion takes opportunity to use his assault configuration mode and prepares his minigun, N gets scared and flies away while dodging the gunfire from Bastion big gun. N goes at high speed to get upwards bastion, then changes his arm into a rocket launcher and shoots out a missile, Bastion tries to take cover but when the missile hits the ground it explodes launching Bastion behind a big metal columne that fell to the ground. Bastion transform his submachine gun arm into a blowtorch and uses to repair his injuries from the missile. N lands in the snow and spots Bastion hiding because of his.. big, size. He changes his arm again and transform it into the lasser cutting canon*
N: Now i got the right spot this time..
*N pulls up the cannon pointing at Bastion, it was about to shoot when, Ganymede, the green bird who flew away from the battle come back and attacked N with his claws. N wasn't hurted but that was annoying it, it tried to shoot Ganymede with the cutting laser but missed every single shoot. Bastion sees what is Ganymede doing and hops out of his hideout and tries to punch N. N inmediately flies and uses his cutting laser to make fall alot of bridges and fuel tanks that are attached to the walls of the buildings in the factory, these explode and fall. Bastion gets scared but in one moment stops moving when he sees the explosions and alot of the parts of the factory falling apart. Ganymede is scared and it gets hiy by one of the parts falling, Ganymede falls in the snow and more parts falls about to hit Ganymede. another explosion is heard and the parts are destroyed, Bastion is starting to act weird, his visor is the same red color, meaning that hes angry. He turns his head to where is N. N is confused about what happened but also a little shocked about Bastion being still alive. The omnic soldier runs towards N while shooting, N dodges and pulls out his wings and hops in the walls using them to jump against his adversary. However Bastion stops him using a metal bar and grabs his head hitting him into the ground, he then grabs N's tail*
N: Oh- You wouldn't dare..-
*Bastion starts roating his body really fast while grabbing N's tail. N screams in fear, Bastion launches to a big building, making the wall of the building to destroy by the force of the throw. N flies up and transforms both of his hands into Machine gun arms, then fires out into the omnic, while Bastions turns into Tank configuration mode and shoots the explosive shells, one of them goes towards N, this responds shooting out a missile, however this makes a large explosions that makes N fall back in the building. Bastion starts to transform into another configuration, now this being, Artillery configuration mode. While with N, he gets up healing from his wounds while grabbing his head*
N: Ugh.. this is not good.. his artillery is really strong but slow.. wait, slow? that might-
*Three shoots are heard, N spots other three explosive shells falling where he is*
N: I think im talking to loud!!-
*N flies away from the building, the shells hits the ground making great explosions destroying the place, N scans what is exactly Bastion doing, it seems that he has a plan. Bastion just keeps shooting, N jumps and attacks Bastion again this time wielding chainsaw arms, Bastion keeps him away using his tactical granade on the ground launching Bastion away, he then transform again into Assault mode and starts firering out bullets from the minigun into the foe. N uses again his wings to protect himself, however these are being shred apart by the potency of the bullets. Eventually he reaches him and rolls and transform his arm into a big blade use it to cut in half Bastion minigun, causing it to malfunction. N then transform his other arm into a missile launcher and.. for some reason puts it inside the hole where the other half of Bastion minigun was. The omnic starts shaking preparing to launch something, while N freaks out*
N: Wait- this was a- BAD IDEA- OH NO!-
*A big explosion surrounds the area and creates a big smoke cloud in the place for around 2 minutes. When it dissapeards, N is shown injured in the ground but still healing, he wakes up while looking at both arms. He notices his left arm is missing and N freaks out, again*
N: AHHH!! MY ARM!! I CANT FEEL IT-
*Suddenly stops screaming when it spots his left arm ripped in the ground*
N: Oh wait there it is!
*N gets up and tries to put his arm back, but it didn't work. Eventually regenerates back his arm, then he sees shocked alot of Bastion parts on the ground*
N: Oh.. did i do that? huh..
*N gets another call on his radio, N responds to Uzi*
Uzi: What just happened N?!
N: Oh- uh.. you know that guardian that you tell me?
Uzi: ...It was real?
N: Seems so.
Uzi: I-i didn't think it was real- it was just a theory uh-
*N sees the technological object in the snow and grabs it*
N: Hey! i got what you wanted Uzi!
Uzi: Oh really?
N: Yeah, want me to come back?-
Uzi: Yes. Inmediately. Now. I want to know what you did there.
N: Huh, ok, i can also tell it to V? I looked to cool fighting that robotic guy!
Uzi: Uh.. yeah, whatever, but don't get to close to her.
N: Uh? Why?
Uzi: She is.. uh... a little damaged, and we have another problem here with a red guy.
N: Uh.. ok, coming quick!
*N pulls out his wings and flies to God knows where, leaving the Ganymede trying to rebuild his friend by using little of his parts*
K.O!
Results:[]
N.
+ More faster and versatile.
+ Sightly inteligent.
+ His scanner could detect the danger of Bastion configurations.
+ More varied arsenal and abilities.
- Less durability.
- Oblivious.
Bastion.
+ More resistant.
+ Greater firepower.
- Old reprograming just makes him a mindless killing machine.
- (Posibly) Loss battle experience.
- Slow.
- His big size makes him a easy target.
Boomstick: Huh, talking about guys who can actually kill us, it reminds me to that meme that says "this guys is a cinnamon roll, but it can actually kill you"!
Wiz: Bastion's Arsenal might look very dangerous, however, theres more to say about this battle than fire power actually.
Boomstick: Bastion's Configurations are extremily dangerous! His minigun configuration destroyed effortlessly alot of trees, Tank configuration can one-shot many of the overwatch and other warriors, and his Artillery configuration explosions are very powerful. Including that like said before, Bastion strenght is quite comparable to Reinhardt, and talking abou Reinhardt, Bastion is the only DPS Character that can survive to Rein's charge, quite crazy right?
Wiz: Yeah, However, This is where Bastion's advantages ends. N's might not have similar durability feats like Bastion but he has his own feat in speed. He fighted toe to toe against V, while going at high speeds. And is easy to say that Bastion is pretty similar to other Tank heroes speed..
Boomstick: Yeah, another thing is his fricking regeneration thing. While Bastion can merely repair injuries, N can fully regenerate his head, so that means that he is also able to heal other of his body parts to.
Wiz: Sure, Bastion weapons and configurations are very unique, but N's arsenal and abilities are VERY far variable and far lethal to.
Boomstick: That takes us to the great killing options!
Wiz: While is right that Bastion could kill N using his configurations, N has more options to do the same with Bastion. He would be capable of ripping Bastion head of with his claws, cutting him in half with the cutting laser canon, using missiles, using his chainsaw arms, etc. And we are talking about a robotic killer that hunted for many time, while Bastion was for one entire decade without fighting.
Boomstick: But that leaves one awnser: "But Boomstick! What about Bastion terminator mode?." Welp, is true that Bastion is capable of fighting N with his old reprograming, BUT, this is not entirely something that could work for Bastion to win the battle. While in this mode he is completely violent and just wants to use the power of the "INCREDIBLE VIOLENCE."
Wiz: Also, in order for Bastion to trigger his old reprograming, he has to presence a situation that reminds him to the war in Eichenwalde. And, yeah, N is capable of killing Bastion without activating his killing machine mode.
Boomstick: With all of N's powers and arsenal, including his flight advantage there was no way that Bastion couldn't be overwhelmed by these.
Wiz: Bastion is an heavy capable heroe, but N's arsenal, powers, and his more advanced tech was enough to take the omnic soldier down!
Boomstick: This omnic just got Murder.. by a Drone, heh got em.
Wiz: The winner is, Serial Designation N.
Death Battle Score (Dissembly Crisis)[]
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE.[]
"IM UNBREAKABLE!!" / "The King"
Trivia[]
- The connection between these two is that both are robots, both have an innocent and a murderous + lethal + dangerous side (the Dissembly Drones are allowed to kill every worker drones using every mean they see necessary. Yes N is very kindly and happy almost all the time but as shown in the ep 1 we can say that he killed various worker drones while on hunting/the Bastions are basically living tanks wielding a minigun on his back, however this Bastion just became peacefully thanks to (maybe) his reprogramming getting interested on the nature), both wield a small but varied arsenal of weapons, both created by robot producing corporations.
- The fight would be in 3D.
- Obviously this is my first written DB (not important ok?-)
- Both Murder Drones and Overwatch are my favorite series, and so it is N and Bastion!