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when insane fan versions of characters clash who will win?
will N-Sanity protect himself so he can see Uzi again?
or will Amy get to go on to find the real sonic?
DEATH BATTLE![]
{boomstick is in Wiz's lab doing...something}
Boomstick: COME BACK TO ME!
{Wiz then walks in with a tired expression}
Wiz: Boomstick what are you doing? it's the middle of the night
Boomstick: silence Wiz! I'm almost done!
{suddenly boomstick backs away revealing a bride made entirely of beer cans}
Boomstick: behold BEER-SEPHONY!
Wiz: that beer waifu you made in college?
Boomstick: yeah......this is also the first time I have gone an hour without beer........oh hey beer!
{Boomstick reaches over and yoinks a can off of Beer-Sephony causing it to fall over and break into pieces}
Boomstick: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M A MONSTER!!!!!
{Boomstick falls to the ground and begins crying, Wiz sighs before looking at a clock on his wrist}
Wiz: well since I don't think either of us are getting any sleep tonight let's just go ahead and do the episode, we were planning to do tomorrow
{Boomstick sits up and wipes the tears away}
Boomstick: oh yeah! so who's fighting this time?
{Wiz hands Boomstick a piece of paper}
Wiz: here you go
{Boomstick reads it then nods before clearing his voice}
Boomstick: N-Sanity, the genocidal, insane and love crazy disassembly drone from the comic of the same name
Wiz: and Amy Rose, the also insane, Genocidal and love happy killer hedgehog from Something about Amy
Boomstick: Grief's a #%##%
Wiz: and it can drive even the most heroic of protags to commit unspeakable horrors but what happens when it is fueled and caused by love?
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, Armor and Abilities to find out who would win a.....
Boomstick: DEATH BATTLE!
N-SANITY PROTECTS UZI FROM DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: JC JENSON IN SPPPAAAACCCCE
Wiz: the foremost in technology and robotics created the worker drones to do the jobs humanity did not and could not do
Boomstick: and on one planet Known as Copper nine, the totality of every human had been killed off leaving the worker drones to their own devices, so they built their own society
Wiz: and while the story you know is of a trio of these drones, two of which were modified, fight an artificial eldritch being and end up saving their world but in another the story never comes to fruition
Boomstick: Uzi, the main protagonist you follow in murder drones was found dead by N and thus began a descent into insanity
Wiz: in a bid to save her he attempts to rebuild her but the straw that broke the camels back came far too soon
Boomstick: V told N that the only way she could be saved was with a Core and only her and N had one....well he came to the conclusion that I always do! TAKE IT!
[pop up: in this we will be taking stuff from both the original series and the comic]
Wiz: he ripped the core from her chest and killed her and then J when she came back
Boomstick: N was dangerous before but now he was N-sanity and he was far more dangerous
Wiz: he could survive massive explosions the ripped away his metal plating not surprising when he can survive reentry from orbit and even if you do manage to break through his defenses he has an insane healing factor which can rebuild his head and could help him recover from his metal skeleton
Boomstick: this is thanks to the cores all Murder drones have! and as long as he has one he can regenerate from anything, plus if you remove it he can still keep going, though he won't be able to regenerate with out one
Wiz: but with his arsenal he can cut down most threats before they can kill him, sometimes literally!
ARSENAL:[]
- Blade Wings
- Acid Nanite Filled Tail-Broken
- virus installment
- Chainsaw hand
- missile launcher hand
- rocket launcher hand
- controllable rockets
- grenade launcher hand
- claw hand
- sword hand
- sub machine gun hand
- EMP blaster hand
- cannon hand
- shurikens
abilities[]
- regeneration
- flight
- EMP immunity
- superhuman strength, speed, and durability
- can scan in inferred, visible light, ultra violet and information analysis
- absolute solver (eldritch form)
Boomstick: he can hold open steel doors that weigh over 180 metric tons and he's got swords, guns and explosion making weapons for days!
Wiz: but they are less powerful than his sub machine gun which should be comparable to the ones J has which were capable of punching through N's plating with ease meaning these bullets hit harder than Reentry from orbit!
Boomstick: one: where can I find those? Two: do you think that I can find some that work in a shotgun?
Wiz: Boomstick no
Boomstick: boomstick yes!
{Wiz sighs}
Wiz: but even with a weapon like that its nice to have some other weapons, such as his chainsaws and EMP blaster for ripping and tearing through enemies and disabling enemy gadgets respectively
Boomstick: and even if he does not have any weapons on him he is trained in using a bow and arrow, so he can use that In case he runs low on ammo!
Wiz: about that, it seems that he has infinite ammo, which is the least strange thing when even if you manage to kill him he can come back via his potential solver form!
Boomstick: like J, N should have an eldritch solver form which gives him extremely life like holograms and a extremely durable body while his body reconstructs!
Wiz: but good luck getting to that point because he can move and think faster than the speed of light
Boomstick: after killing V and J, N was able to revive Uzi but he came to a conclusion, if he truly wanted Uzi to be safe he would have to remove every possible threat there could be......look I agreed with the killing someone and taking the thing you need part but killing everything on a planet because it could become a threat is not something I vibe with....I would leave my friends, family, all dogs and all livestock alive, as well as the people who make beer!
{Wiz sighs.....again}
Wiz: and he kept falling deeper into insanity, eventually a figure would appear and begin talking to him leading him to commit more and more murders, which he did
FEATS (from the comic)[]
- killed almost all the drones on copper 9
- killed J
- killed V twice
- survived a massive explosion
- revived Uzi
- outsmarted J
FEATS (from scaling to canon N)[]
- survived reentry
- held open doors that weighed 180 metric tons
- regeneration could restore his head
- could sense Uzi despite her not making any sounds
- can throw drones above the clouds of copper 9
- talented fighter
Boomstick: but as it always does reality eventually hit him like a freight train, realizing his insanity and what he had done...but it would not last long since he went and lost his clarity again
Wiz: after his slaughter he would soon discover that he had not killed Thad who along with the now revived Uzi were able to disarm and capture N before tying him to a post, knowing they could not kill him they would let his greatest weakness do so...the sun
WEAKNESSES[]
- sunlight can cause him to explode if he stays in it for too long
- he's insane
- if the core is removed he cannot regenerate
- viruses can attack him quite easily
- needs to feed on oil in order to avoid overheating
- magnets can get drones high...wait WHAT?!
- if the core is destroyed the eldritch form cannot rebuild him
Boomstick: yeah the greatest way to stop him is to just....a giant UV spot light, doesn't help that he's bat $%@# insane
Wiz: and without his core he is unable to regenerate and he's put on backup battery which is limited
Boomstick: plus if you can get a magnet on him, he gets high as @$@#!
Wiz: what?
Boomstick: yeah! in the episode Cabin Fever this drone known as Sam is basically a stoner and the reason why is because of magnets, so if N were to be given a magnet he would get high!
Wiz: I suppose that is true but why would it matter in this fight?
Boomstick: I don't know, just felt like saying that but even with his faults N-sanity is a nigh unstoppable force and you better hope he's not coming for you
you called me a friend and then a freak? You truly are desperate to live!
AMY WILL FIND THE REAL SONIC IN DEATH BATTLE![]
INTERLUDE![]
PRELUDE![]
FIGHT![]
K.O.![]
END ANALYSIS![]
NEXT TIME ON THIS OFF SEASON![]
TRIVIA[]
Connections:[]
- Both are fan-made versions of usually happy and upbeat characters
- Both are obsessed with their love interests and will do anything to be with them
- both are influenced by a figure that has a creepy smile (Tails and the shadow figure)
- both have a toothy smile
- both eventually reunite with their loved one but somethings off
- WIP
Contrasts:[]
- while N is the one with something off with him, sonic is the strange one with mysteries surrounding him in amy's case
OST:[]
soMethiNg About insanitY
the track would consist of a rock version mash up of the songs disassembly required and the green hill zone theme
the lyrics would be styled in such a way that it sounds like it was made for the love interests of both characters
LYRICS:[]
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